/mlb/

11-1

Scuba kek

This better not be a cursed post

That would be 10, if I'm not mistaken.

Houspie is in the thread!

t. houspie

I spy with my little eye a houspie!

>CUBES

HAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ANOTHER BLOWN LEAD

Has a pitcher ever struck out three consecutive batters?

>C
>U
>S
>B

t. houspie

This is actually houspie

no I'm houspie

ok this is houspie

hahahahahahahhah the cubs

This is insanity

OH NO NO NO NOT THE
>cusb

this is crazy

lol cusb :O

>gusb

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>rags
>cusb
holy cringe!

He's great at getting the barrel on the bat, but he's too selective and ends up in 0-2 holes where he's very vulnerable, hence the high strikeout rate. If he just swings early and often (today he had a first pitch RBI single) he will improve immensely. 1.269 OPS so far.

Fuck off

The White Sox arent the only Chicago team to start 1-2 against a basement dwelling AL team.

heh cubs fans are mad LOL

Losing the opening series
At home
To the Orioles
I thought the Yankees were supposed to be good.

OH NO NO NO GALLIE EXPOSED

The Woe Bros are now the... Yo Bros??
This may upend all /mlb/ memes as we know it...

moncie makin schwarbie and gallie seeth

stop stealing our memes you spicswing retards

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Seeth at the yoyo!

Pattie Kanie make Sidnie Crosbie seethie!

Thanks for stopping by

everyone in this thread is me

how did the mets get into the WS lmao

>tfw have hip tendonitis
Might as well miss the whole men's league season at this point.

>men's league
Who are you trying to fool?

tendies!

Okay I lied I'm in a women's league.

That is hot. I'm pretty into tomboys. I want to FUCK a tomboy!

This thread sucks, I need to make the real thread

Go for the ones wearing ribbons.

Why didn't Houspie just keep his old thread alive? Oh wait, it died when he were sleeping.
LOL

What sucks about it? Not autistic enough for someone like you?

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Eat my asshole

Found the Houspie

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SHUT UP

This is psychotic

Why does Chicago have such a high representation in Yea Forums?
>bears memes
>bulls memes
>blackhawks posters only when they're good
>cubs overload this general
>disproportionate amount of chisox fans

Did someone say cock?

this is insane

Fuck off

probably escapism to forget they live in chicago

We have to stay inside to stay alive.

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oh die

Is there a more pathetic city than chicago?
>Shitty Food
>Shitty Weather
>Shitty Teams

cubs fan here

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She's a cutie.

Sadly, it appears she was killed in a brawl outside Dodger Stadium in 2017.

ok you're the exception because you might not even be from chicago

but I am

Houspie spotted

You can only reply to this post if your team won their opening series.

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/hoc/ runs this bitch

*dabs*

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Oh then you can go screw yourself

I'm sorry

The O's are about to against the Bankees

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It's alright, Living in chicago is hard enough

you can only reply to this post if you're leading your division

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The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada.

Based

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You may only reply to this post if your team has 5 wins.

Not so fast rest of baseball

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>CUSB
>SUBS
>CUBES
>CUB
>CUBS

is it too late for me to join the gallie gang

>CUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSBBBBBBBBBB

scuba kek scuba!!!1

SCUBA KEK SCUBA
C
U
B
A
STAY SCUBA M8

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SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!!!!!1

imagine being a stat autist pretending to be a "sport" fan
*/hoc/ dabs on /mlb/ again*

Cubs bullpen is already in mid-season form

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haha cusb lol

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>hockey fans can't into simple math
Lol sad

Baseball is truly the thinking man's sport

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CUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

I CANT BREATH

GALLIE STEALS HOME
GALLIES WIN
GALLIES WIN
GALLIES WIN

In just four games, Pollock has become one of my favorites after hating him all this time.

this is sikopithy!!!!!!1111

>Rags MVP

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Rangers here
>cusb

First series for the Cubs
>1-2 against the >rags
>bullpen already depleted
Solid start for a manager in a contract year.

dodgers struggled against the dbacks LOL!!!!

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SCUBA KEK SCUBA

My apologies. Here's an update for for everyone. I'm working hard on taking down the nene poster. If you see them, please email me.

These

t. between 31st and 35th street

Isn't this girl on a missing persons list?

My brewgods did exactly that.

this is psychotic...fucking psychotic

BASED

lmaoo

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now THIS is the post

Based

yeah, i'm thinking this is based

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listed

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cringe

>Stankees
Imagine losing you opening series against a team in the middle of a major rebuild

How does /mlb/ feel about onions rings. Proper price point for them?

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omigosh this is cwayzie!!

>onion rinsg

I pay $4 for a side of them at the local venue hosting adult leagues of my sport of choice.

>rinsg

phils are the best team in baseball right now statistically

The best onion rings are the ones you get as a surprise in the middle of your order of fries.

Why the fuck don't more fast food places sell onion rings?

oh no no no no no..

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The orioles have a winning record for the first time since opening day last year

Have a nice day

>dropping 2 to the oreo ducks

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nice K:BB ratio

updated OFFICIAL power rankings
1)...
...
30) cubs lol

tankb owl is pretty fun in April

tankathon.com/mlb

has a player ever been more MINDFUCKED than Yu Darshit in the modern era? After the astros called him a tipper and a CHINITO in 2017 he has literally not recovered

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oh fuck off

>kershit
>poo darvass

Why do these chokers keep getting huge contracts?

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Remember when the Mest started 11-1

yes yesssss seeetttthhhh SEEETH at the metties!

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Won both of them.

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Based

They're shit tier now gtfo casual

Can you please make one of these for the Methinals?

Are Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s rings good? Or have I just never had good onion rings?

daily reminder the cubs are now owned by gallie

Holy mother of BASED

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KEK

cringed and blackedpill

no

no, that cant be right
the world series champs boston opened their season against the mariners surely you lost atleast 3 of the 4 games

>Donaldson isn't playing like an injury prone mess
Is this real life

outstanding...

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3 consecutive? only one man can do that, my guy hader of course...mmmmm

what the fuck happened here

whens gaysconsin playing real teams?

oh ya i own ya
and i just pwned ya
put you in a seeth
one you wouldnt even believe
walk up to the plate
crush a dinger
all ya fools just got schooled

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joey gallo saved /mlb/

he literally didn't touched the ball, it ricocheted off home plate

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/hoc/

Reminder the cubs,rangers,mariners, and phillies all suck my dick

as a cubs fan I'm sorry

omg I love joey gallie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's fine, you do a good job

I'm so happy :D

wheeze

Xandy Bogey is about to sign a contract with the Red Sox!

>rags are over .500 for the first time since September 11, 2017.

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youtube.com/watch?v=0esWi4qh1Wk

>pfff , stankees and red cux are gonna wash the division

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THESE FUCKING DUDES LOOK AT THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS

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based rays are gonna run away with it

it might no longer be offseason, but i still hate all of you

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>barfs

Perfect

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what is going on

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How do you guys deal with a belligerent /hoc/?

Can someone explain what went wrong with the 2001 Mariners???

a bunch of players playing well above their pay grade and Ichiro

9/11 meme magic

9/11

No seriously, look it up.

I personally blame Houspie

Bud Selig rigged 9/11 to get Baseball fans to like the Yankees again

stop stealing /hoc/ memes

The Yankees lost though?

Randy Johnson and Curt Schilling were uncorruptable

Royals fans making /hoc/ seethe with smuk froks?

avatar fag has been spotted!

More like insensitive unamerican traitors.

ALL HAIL YELICH
JOIN THE BREW CREW TODAY
discord.gg/gMyVMnk

cringe

twinkies baybee

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>philthy fans throwing trash on the field
Literally more subhuman than Doyerspics or Yankspics

t. assblasted cubes fan after walk off

>Throwing
they're simply letting go and the wind is taking it to the Braves, where trash belongs

How about 5 wins

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just one little bomb

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yelich owns ya

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Hopefully Bombston finally becomes shit again. My Yanks may have lost 2 out of 3 to the O's but at least Bombston's pitching looks fucking awful and I can't wait to expose them further.

The only trash around here is you my friend. Embrace the doucheness.

>cheesesteak stuffing battery chucking greasy wop calling others trash

...speaking of trash

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....speaking of trash
>0-3

>go to Phillies game
>get shot
ydr.com/story/news/2019/03/31/penn-state-student-shot-and-killed-after-phillies-game-philadelphia/3327854002/

Never forget
espn.com/mlb/news/story?id=5098407

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Based Phillies fans killing Sandusky defenders

That fat ass is literally dead too

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HEY

ha ha white trash Georgia peaches BTFO

based hample

Harpie hit another homie!

Fuck yes! Best team in the game atm

>it's real!!!!!!

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Let's Go Hample *clap clap, clap clap clap*
Let's Go Hample *clap clap, clap clap clap*
Let's Go Hample *clap clap, clap clap clap*
Let's Go Hample *clap clap, clap clap clap*

Was that the ballhawk guy that caught that ball? It looked like him

How tf does he do it lads

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Hampie caught Harpie's home run i'm so happy right now :DDDDDDDDDD

instagram.com/p/BvsPnLXA2JK/

Yee Yee!!

HOLY BASED

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Cobb County is more white trash than Philadelphia County. Prove me wrong.

YouTube literally just started recommending me his vids. I'm stuck in clown world

are all welcome or only crewbros?

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No one cares flyover

hampleheads assemble

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the angels are shit. im gonna start root for the mariners and brewers soon

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beisu

The Memeiners welcome you

Hample owns ya
Zackie pwns ya
Catches harpie's homahs
Hample bones ya

The Cubs have featured so many top tier starters over the past 15 or so years, but I cannot recall any noteworthy closers apart from Chapman.

it's posts like this that make people leave Yea Forums in droves

twitter.com/VinnyC85/status/1112534742824558593

>Hamster Hample

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you're the one killing Yea Forums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

>tomahawk chant in philly
wtf

Yea Forums memes it into reality again

Come relax with yelich and the boys. It's a brewer discord though
discord.gg/zxAAcc

Man fuck all these babyposters and their young mothers

fuck off flyover

>discord
no

The ball hit the front lip of home plate. Kind of unlucky considering the catcher would have blocked it otherwise. Nevertheless, you can't spike that pitch.

RANGERS WIN

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listed

I can't wait for my McNuggies

No Rodgers you can't list everyone's cock you want to suck

Just got back from the game. It was fun watching all those red sox fans get quiet.

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Who says nazis never win? Those zionist trump MIGA cusb fags BTFO

a pwnd em

I love Hample. Such an inspiring story.

How was the game my dude. I was at Opening Day, the Sox bandwagonners were leaving by the 6th

MONCADIES GET THE FUCK IN HERE

*dabs on you*

Moncadie here!

Discord tranny pls go

>2016
>who would bandwagon the Seattle Mariners?
>2019
>

seething

>phillies fans throwing trash on the field again

I think the problem last year was the mariners were too smart to win. Now that they’ve unloaded all the talent they can really get down to winning.

God is just taking it to the Braves Dugout

Phillies win again!!!

PHILLIES SWEEP!

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Not so sure about that. There's 6 months to go. I've got no expectations for the M's anyways so I just want the season to play out. Excited for the revamped farm system more or less than this year's team.

KEK SCUBA KEK

The pitcher should have to bat. The DH rule is for cowards.

Did Jerry move the fences in again?

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You sound like a whos fan

>acquired domingo santana, jay bruce, edwin encarnacion etc.
Do the math

>post blooming onion
>ask about onion rings

not really, except in the middle of a double bacon western chee, the best onion rings are battered, not breaded

It was great. I got cheap 300 level tickets. Ended up buying a discount jersey and hat on sale at the team shop. Also got some Dim Thai Fung. Super overpriced but really good.

The atmosphere was great at the game. I was in a Red Sox heavy section and they all started to bail after the 6th too. Some stayed, but were super loud mouthed. They got real quiet after the game ended. I saw a dude in a Pats jersey stumbling around. he smelled like he shit his pants.

The nice thing is, I got a good bus route worked out so I don't have to blow my wad on parking

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Whos fans were shitting on their prospects left and right. I'm loving every bit of what's gonna come by 2021. But hey, if they win early I'm all for it.

>din tai fung
My nigga

>e!spn

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Those pork buns kill my wallet, but they are so fucking good.

Literally the only player on either team anyone knows

I mean the time they got off to a hot start and they were all whining it was fake and shit. wah wah false hope and stuff.

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/mlb/, how, HOW, do the fuck we stop this man? Word is he is finally 100% healthy and tweaked some mechanics in the off-season. I'm scared, but he's so damn coooool.

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does he do this to J-lo's shoes after she gets back from her morning jog?

I kinda saw the collapse coming. The RD was nowhere near what I wanted. Lucky enough to get 89. Not so sure about everyone else.

twitter.com/zack_hample/status/1112538545691000832

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>this obsessive Bryce Harper circlejerk from E!SPN
Good lord it's disgusting. If he signed with the Giants I doubt he'd get this royal treatment btw.

yankees losing 2 of 3 to the orioles
redsox losing 3 of 4 to the mariners
Phillies sweeping the braves
>feels good image

>sweep

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Forgetting
>cubs losing 2 of 3 to the rangers

wait til the postseason and see a player disappear overnight

But they were right?

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Giants hereby established as the official team of the Reiwa Era

HEY

Heaven forbid the city of Boston doesn't have a championship contender for once in their fucking lives.

literally no one cares about those teams but you

Amen.

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>bootlicking the yaks, sux, and cusb ever
Fuck off kike

>thinking ESPN wouldn't take any opportunity to jerk off any superstar

I was going to question how the hell the schedule gods let opening weekend interleague between two teams w/ no history happen and then I remembered 15 teams

>scuba

You can only respond to this post if your team's loss column is empty

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He would not. The HR factor there is literally half of philadelphia's bite sized meme park. His only selling point would be gone

The rotation and bullpen cant do it
If they had an ace and a good closer they may actually be competent. The lineup looks decent.
They need someone like James Paxton and Edwin Diaz, I wonder where they could get guys like that

Philly is a top five sports market so yeah. Espn was probably praying he went to LA tho

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One of my all time favorite baseball memories was while at Safeco, Boston got out to a 4 run lead against a late 2000's Mariners team that had almost no offense. The Sox fans were raucous and I was extremely annoyed that I paid for really good seats to be down so early.
As the game went on the M's would get something going, but fail to score then in the late innings they got some runs and won in the bottom of the 9th. The Sox fans were dead in their seats.
At the end there was a guy that had to pass me in my row and I stuck my hand out to him and said "good game". He gave me a look that said he was crushed, but still shook my hand and said "good game" and went about his way.
I love sports.

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Don't people hate Philly as a city? Never been there myself and I'm from the west coast

That's what I'm thinking. Pitching looks way too volatile. Kikuchi might be the standout on that end but that bullpen looks pretty damn bad. In the end my guess is somewhere around 78 wins. They'll win good games and lose bad games but they're two years away at most.

People hate the West Coast more than they hate Philly. Hell, I don't even know you and I hate you instantly.

West coast is great

The hope is Sheffield lives up to top prospect status and Dunn becomes a hard throwing late inning guy.

It's full of people that hate freedom, hate guns, yet love illegal immigrants.

Yes, they're the white niggers of this country. They're also the worst transplants in the DC area by far.

This is false. Only non-people hold that opinion. Sub-humans.

oh, hello stankees

having sum problems?

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Stop living in cities.

Our year!

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>from the DC area
>calls others white niggers

I'm wondering if Jerry will go against getting a high draft pick and the reimagining and go sign Keuchel and Kimbrel in June if the M's are still in it? Especially after Felix has to get cut in May.

based and hydepilled

>if the M's are still in it
i love the Ms and your enthusiasm but this bullpen will have them in 4th place in the next three weeks

Fans were chanting "Sign Kimbrel" at today's Mariners game. I'm all for him coming here but he wants 9 figures and more than 1 year. 30 year old relievers don't deserve any bit of that money. As for Keuchel he's on a downward trajectory and Boras is a god damn Jew for setting his asking price. Fuck him.

I knew we were going to get the lead pretty quickly, just thought that maybe the Cubs or Reds would have a better or equal record after opening weekend. Oh well, guess I was wrong. The Brew Crew has already won the division for this year. We're not going to ever fall out of 1st place for the rest of the season.

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Based... based hampie

Any year where both the Cubs and Cards are shit is a wonderful one.

Based

Well actually, I don't think they'll be in it at all. They got some lucky breaks this weekend and I don't think the starters will last which will in turn make the bullpen look even worse. I would love to be wrong, but I want a top 5 pick badly.

Maybe I haven't watched enough of Kimbrel, but he seems like a guy who has proven it and would be worth 9 figures. I know we have the money for one year, but I doubt they'll sign him. I hope someone does because I want more guys to have long, hall of fame potential careers.

brewers, dodgers, and two wild cards out of the east

I was saying all along that the Cardinals fucked up in the offseason with Andrew Miller being their big pitching acquisition. Goldschmidt was a great trade but they needed to do better for their bullpen.

What team has the most Jewish fans?

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My guess is somewhere around 75-80 wins as said before. Somewhere in the Top 15 is what will come out of that. Draft picks that pan out are dime a dozen in baseball so don't forget about all your Jeff Clements and Danny Hultzens. Overall I like the clubhouse's approach to wanting to defy expectations. No guarantees, but I think these guys want to win more than we think. As for your thoughts on Kimbrel, he showed a lot of age last season and had some rough stretches with Boston in 2018 despite seemingly looking dominant in the playoffs. For a retooling year in the long run, not sure if this fits the Mariners plans, but it's certainly an upgrade over any of the current closer options after Strickland's shelving.

>Fish

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>tarsdinals

Yankees or Mets

I’ll make sure to hate them the most then.

>Phillies newcomers Bryce Harper, Andrew McCutchen, J.T. Realmuto and Jean Segura in this series: 11 hits, 9 walks and 5 home runs.

#StupidMoney

Now if Gabe Kapler gets his act together...

Does it have any meaning if they can never get Mike Trout?

What I like about this regime, in terms of future high draft picks, is that guys are actually getting development and seem to be improving as they move up in the system. A guy like Diaz was good for us and we helped Marco through whatever had him down in St. Louis for example and there were other players deemed good enough by other clubs to trade for.
Houston has been making their draft picks work, we can do it. Unlike the Jack Z and Bill Bavasi era it could be more like the middle of the Woody Woodward era with good picks like Griffey, A-Rod, Martinez, etc.

>you now remember Shawn Armstrong returns this week
>You now remember Justus Manlet and Dunn will be up midseason

The Andy McKay hire that came from Dipoto more or less is to focus on player development first and foremost. Haven't seen that kind of innovation when other teams were banking on it so I guess that's long overdue. Trading for Kelenic and signing J-Rod on the international level is what really makes me excited btw. If those two are gonna develop in the minors at the same time, there could be a Griffey-Buhner dynamic to that and I'd REALLY be on board for that.

Armstrong has closer's stuff. I didn't know his return was going to be sooner as opposed to later. If he can pitch well in the 9th inning I think those problems could be over sooner as well.

>Phillies only scored five runs today
Is it time to start worrying?

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I'm from philly and I'm jealous of every other city I've been to. There are awesome parts of philly, but as a whole it's a hell hole.

i'm not jealous of DC though. that's just 100% nightmare.

Also I think Justus is more than likely to be midseason than Dunn. Dunn is a September callup or Wild Card for 2020's bullpen.

As a Sox fan watching Cubs fans panic 3 games in is making me feel so much joy

No doubt and we have probably two years minimum for both of those guys, but we'll get Sheffield this year, possibly Kyle Lewis, Jake Fraley, Justin Dunn and Even White (who I am really excited for) next year. There is a lot to be excited for in the future. If there were ever a year to attend a lot of minor league games, it is this year.

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cringe

why the fuck are hot dogs $7 in ballparks now? all i ever get at games is a hot dog or two and maybe a bag of peanuts.

i know beer drinkers have complained about $10+ beers for ages, but hot dogs? I can buy 24 fucking hot dogs with buns for less than $7.

A healthy Kyle could probably be the team's longterm DH. I think Fraley is 4th OF at best but if he continues to rake it that could change. White will be the longterm 1B either way though. Great glove and a high average guy if not for being a traditional power hitting 1st Baseman. However, I'm really hoping Healy finally gets his act together most of all. Apparently he's one of the guys who keeps the clubhouse spirits up alongside Dee so I love that type of player.

Don't you guys have the next Stetson ace in your system

I do like HEALY THE HEALER a lot. This will only be his third full season and has the potential to be a 30 hr/90RBI/.260 guy. Maybe by the time White shows up, he'll be a good trade chip for a pitcher or Seager's replacement. However, his contract is up this year, so that will change things a lot.

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Yep. Logan Gilbert. That was who I wanted the past draft and I was beyond giddy upon the selection. He won't be ready until 2020 or 2021 though.

don't worry, we're going to have a game with 2 grand slams next.

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If anything Healy will DH and White will be 1st and then in the end Kyle could be dealt for a young upstart rotation piece.

Kyle Lewis btw, I doubt anyone wants Seager's bloated deal.

Why are you theorizing that Kyle Lewis will be DH? Yeah, he's been hurt coming up, but is he not a good outfielder?
Maybe we could get manipulate the Dodgers into trading for Seager so the bros can play together in the big market and get a prospect back. That would incredible, but after watching Dylan Moore almost give that game away Saturday, I was missing Seager.

The point about Kyle is what you were alluding to in this post. unless you were talking about Seager?

Going back to that draft I had no idea how the Royals ended up with Brady Singer so late. That guy's going to be fucking special. Reminds me of another Greinke.

Lewis is supposedly not good defensively so putting him in the outfield would come at a cost. In the end if Healy keeps the pace I'd rather part with Lewis over White based on health and defense alone.

Headcase

The braves are the only winless team in baseball

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>barvse

t. stupid zoomers who don't know anything about pre2000s

damn bros, feels so fucking amazing knowing the phillies are currently the best team in baseball

>arrogant Celshits fans from the 80s
You didn't know?

So it's gonna be Dodgers and Brewers in the NLCS. Who's gonna be in the ALCS? Watch it be A's and Rays

Fuck off, Bombston is beyond spoiled with recency. They don't know how to cope with bad teams if their lives depended on it.
t. Clevelander in New England

I see. I have yet to see him play in the field regularly. I'm never opposed to having a monster DH. I was really thinking about it this weekend in watching JD Martinez. by moving to DH when he did he may have set himself up to head to the hall of fame in 15 years. He's still so young and there will be so many DH's in the hall, he's definitely setting himself up for a a long career. We could use another 10 year DH like a certain someone.

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>one team that was slightly good while everything else was beyond dogshit as opposed to all of them being very good now

Another JD and Healy comparison is JD went the late bloomer route after failing in Houston and if all keeps going to plan Healy will be on that path too.

Maybe only the zoomers. I'm sure nonsubhumans still remember Buckner and the pre-Brady days.

Why do braves pitchers do this

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Seriously why

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Since the year 2000, a Boston team had won a championship 12 times

I like late bloomers. It kills me when some player is written off in just a couple of seasons. Sandy Koufax was a late bloomer to the nth degree. He probably would have been run out of the league these days, before he figured out his stuff. Same with how Randy Johnson couldn't throw strikes until he had a conversation with Nolan Ryan. These guys all have the talent, sometimes it just takes a small trigger.

the A on their hat stands for autism

Wtf? They didn't mention that on the radio broadcast

The Braves are frauds. They could be wasting Acuna's earliest stardom days. Might have a worse rotation AND bullpen than the Marlins. It's full of shitty guys and question marks.

What about before that? If you ask me, this century is just Boston finally getting rewarded for all the dues they had paid before.

>why the fuck are hot dogs $7 in ballparks now?

It's probably partly because:

>all i ever get at games is a hot dog or two and maybe a bag of peanuts.

Yeah, the Celtics being the second greatest team in NBA history just doesn't count. With your logic, Philly is next in line for the Quad Dynasty

> his Ace doesn't support the best brewery in America

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>3 wins

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They're not throwing, they're just letting go after swinging their arms in brotherly joy.

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That's when you delete your account and create a new one.

> having losses

how BTFO is /mlb/ now that Harper is confirmed for 75 hrs?

Baseball is now nothing but HRs, strikeouts, "muh launch angle", "muh fastball".
Any old school baseball fans getting sick of it?

I think you need to take another sip of your monster, gramps

Don't worry, we're back to the regular system of juiced balls in 20-30% of games per day starting tomorrow. Opening weekend is just a special occasion where all games get them

more like speed

>ratings going down
>attendance going down
>game longer than ever
>nothing but 3 true outcomes
>gramps
Go back to donating to fortnite streamers, faggot

tfw we suck again

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>likes
OK FUCK YOU TOO GOOKMOOT

hiro did nothing wrong

its april fools day

1 Like! equals one Dab on the Red Cox!

You can only reply to this post if your team's record is at 1.000

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I know, I'm just saying.

>10/10 in Philthy

I liked the stuff last year.

also lol @ all of the filthy fans coming out of the wood work, as expected

Get ready for another 5 years of them. If you survived 2008-12 on Yea Forums they won't be a problem.

And that's the other thing. Orsonposting is officially dead thanks to the Eagles finally winning it all. So these zoomer Phillie fans are going to be even bolder than the ones before.

Finally the changes /mlb/ has been clamoring for. We got our upvotes, IDs when lads?

I say bring it on and don't hold back

Do your worst, you shack-dwelling battery chuckers

We're not all bad.

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>not wanting a white supremacist pistachio slinging wifu to make white babies with

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Bet her dick is small fag

👌

>3 games into the season
>already starting out under .500
is it 2020 yet white sox bros?

Why is her arm bending like that... i can’t be the only one bothered

Is it weird that my favorite part of the Phillies being back is the return of Orson Welles shitposting everytime the fuck up or choke? I live in South Philadelphia so it's not like I'm so buthurt NL East fan

She looks 14

Double headers are literally 12hr festivals now

if it makes you feel better, they started 2-1 last year and then look what happened

It's not like xfinity live gives a fuck they'd let her in

How can MLB honestly allow teams like the Favla of Chicago Cubs tank like this?

So?

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you're going to give us a like, aren't you?

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no

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>favla
at least meme right

>whoa i'm a cubs fan that eats every layer of bait

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All fans of NL teams should be range banned♠️

Sure homie

Not one likable post in the past 5
/mlb/ is dead

I gotchu senpai

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I got to 200, good night bros.

Your fortune: Average Luck

you do remember m that AL is not real baseball

What sort of bait did you roll out to get that?

anusthing is possible

>cusb

DH bad
Pitchers hitting good

Harper looks genuinely happy in Philly. Do you think he wanted to get out of DC?

Anime runs /mlb/.

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D O Y E R S
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I really like this post, i'll leave a like

>cubes
>losing to the rags

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James Shields lol

>entire already questionable pitching staff gets injured
>don't sign anybody
>get btfo the first series because of dog shit pitching
what did the braves mean by this?

>Bavres

>it takes the combined efforts of four players to get five home runs
>mfw

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based trips

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how do i sort by most liked? I need to figure out what I'm supposed to think

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>MFW MLW

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Someone got into Braun's steroid supply.

>rags

1 like = 1 additional game suspension for Addison Russell

Padres are a wild card team

real hot take there, in that division

The Twins Will Win The Wineries

>sawsk

>

Go in this thread and like Messi

I Think This Thread Fits /mlb/ More Tightly

Rolled 6 (1d6)

I don't even watch soccer but I upvoted Messi

absolutely disgusting, desu.

You need to upvote Babe Ruth.

Literally who

youtube.com/watch?v=OfnoewyR5yQ

Pete Rose

Barry Bonds👌

Rob Manfred

Anthony Recker

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Like for Dodgers!
Ignore if you want baseball to die

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These are not mutually exclusive

Fuck the dodgers i hope you lose the eries every year and kershaw chokes forever

When the starting pitcher absolutely trashes the dugout.

The only thing I hate more than the Dodgers are people who wear Dodgers hats that don't even like baseball.

When the pitcher throws a MLB record three consecutive strikes.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

those two groups you just described are the same group of people

7th inning stretch♥️

Pissing in cups cause the bathroom don't work

sweeping in six

I think these threads need more /cric/ in them

i think you need to stop hating AMERICA

When the pitcher is a belly itcher

but /cric/ equally hates america as everyone here does!

Infield Fly Rule

Hou-aboard

>anyone giving a fuck what a filthy euro general thinks

dingers

Australia isn't in europe

Fuck off retard

april NEW

but you're the retard. also why is it called baseball if the base isn't a ball? shouldn't it be called hitting a ball with a stick?

and cricket isn't in the US so fuck off👌

It should be it's a better sport

gonna be real fun winning Das Eries this year, spee

downvote💔

imagine actually believing this

Btw was the guy who got heemed in the Dodger Stadium parking lot yesterday a Dbacks fan or just another Dodger fan? It's hard to keep track every time this happens because Doyerfags love to stomp each other too.

>500
🍣

it's Dodger stadium, move to a better part of town

He was a Dogders fan and got jumped by another dodgers fan, who accused him of touching someone, something he didn't do.

they're a testy bunch