MATCH OF THE DAY 2 THREAD

Starts in 30 minutes on BBC One.

>Mark Chapman presents highlights and discussion of the day’s two Premier League games, with title-chasing Liverpool hosting Spurs and struggling Cardiff at home to Chelsea. Liverpool have a fantastic recent home record against Tottenham, with only one defeat in 24 Premier League meetings at Anfield. However, they can ill-afford a repeat of last season’s game, in which Harry Kane denied them victory with a stoppage-time penalty. Cardiff were thumped 4-1 at Chelsea back in September and both sides are desperate for the three points as they seek to reach their goals at opposite ends of the table. There’s also a round-up of all the goals from Saturday’s seven games, including Fulham against Manchester City.

Chocolate boys Jermaine Jenas and Troy Deeney are your """expert pundits""".

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Can't wait to see Jenas' asshurt.

He was going full retard to the media yesterday saying how Liverpool aren't as good at home this season (14W 2D 0L) as they were last season. Even though their record is objectively better than last year

will be ultimate damage control

So lads, tell me why you don't support your local team?

I do though, they just happen to be very good

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Same fella. L8, you?

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L17 originally, but out in the suburbs at crosby now

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kino music

Every professional football club is a money laundering scheme, there is nothing ethical about supporting your local team so you may as well bandwagon the successful clubs instead.

hi where are the link that are not the iplay thank

t. Customer

holy shit lad you should tell the police

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I launderd your mum last night mate

in fairness some of the decisions I've seen in CL are just bizarre

Just remembered some dipshit French poster telling me Digne was better than Robertson a couple months ago

>tp
>tf

Shut your face.

Is Milner the most underrated player in the world?

He's right, you're wrong. Do not @ me, wog.

french people will swear blind anything you can think of if they think it makes them look good or correct

>there are people who rate Memi Alli

is poch not going to be in the dugout for spurs' first game at the new stadium on wed?

alisson's been a bit wankey in recent games

>Alli is a Liverpool fan
>plays shit when Liverpool most need to win

HMMM

If he puts a MOTM performance against City he should be sacked

>scores
>wrestles the ball back from the defender
>puts it under his shirt while he celebrates and wastes time
200 IQ shithousing

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That Klopp internally dying look when Spurs score

hi is tp.tf ? thank

>SISSOKO

he's getting sacked after today and Ozzie Ardiles is taking charge again

love it when players just absolutely lose their minds like that

to be fair to sissoko the son pass would have been very hard

Van Dijk played the odds there

he didn't have to lash it into the stands though lmao

>lelris

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VvD looks like a proud dad every time Liverpool score. It's actually hilarious.

Klopp really needs to stop playing Milner-Hendo-Gini though. Fabinho surely deserves to start over at least one of the Henderson/Milner duo, right?

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That was Lucas, not Alli you dozy sod.

I fucking love Liverpool, lads.

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He made the right choice, he's just shit at shooting.

why didn't he sign for liverpool instead of tottenham then?

poch pretends like he doesnt speak perfect english

Correct. We're too slow and laboured with both Milner and Hendo in the team. Gini is too important and Fabinho is in brilliant form at the moment.

Rodgers fucked it up, and Liverpool were shit at that point

didnt mean to quote you

mad that match of the day got him to analyse the game he was playing in just a few hours earlier

drop hendo for fabinho and keep milner

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Inject assblasted colin into my veins

HOWLING

Jenas seething.

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from what I remember he was even shown around melwood so weird he said nah and went down to london

>post match tirade
I thought he was pretty calm considering the circumstances
Usual cancerous press

remember when steve warnock went to the world cup lol, that was mad

yeah he just sounded resigned and it wasn't like his brexit interview

Haha fuck off Jenas, Liverpool needed to win so Klopp went all out, if he didn't and they drew you'd be shitting on him for not going for it

lloris has completed football
his desire has gone

At club level he's won fuck all

why does jenas get to a pundit? hes a nobody and knows fuck all

realistically who can tottenham but to replace lloris if anyone

who cares
hes not from tottenham

oh my god i hope they do a colin interview when brexit doesn't happen

like maybe on the day that cardiff get relegated we could revoke a50 just to make his head explode

but how good were spurs!

Why are the English media trying to force Sarri to pick Hudson-Odoi?

well played lino

Did Jenas say that Klopp "got away" with subbing on Fabinho?

He was very calm for most of it. You could see he got a bit agitated and was getting angry at the end but suddenly stopped himself before he gave Sky the outburst they were goading him for.

how to be a motd pundit:

>look at the extended highlights
>try to work out a nice story to tell from the highlights

because he's good and chelsea and shite right now

Why doesn't Sarri play the fast black man?

Any of United's, City's, Chelsea's or Arsenal's second choice keepers would be an improvement.

he's quick, he's got pace and he has the legs

good? watched his youth games have you or just know buyern wanted him?

he's black, he's a nigger and he's French

He's average and Chelsea are average.

i've watched willian and pedro tripping over themselves all season

just because they're poor doesn't mean an 18 will sort it out
chelsea is poor throughout minus hazard who will leave in the summer

Mad considering they won the league 2 seasons ago with a fairly similar squad.

rigged

As much as I hate Colin, they've been robbed here Cardiff.

just the absolute worst mentality in all sports ever
completely down tools at the first sight of adversity

he may not be the flashiest but he's hard working and gives it his all

Why does everyone hate Neil?

Azpilicueta may have been offside when the ball was passed to him but he was onside when he headed it in

What did you guys do with mummy today?

because he speaks his mind

True though, our refs are atrocious.

Moaning brexit bastard who cries every time he loses. Yo-yo manager as well. Gets teams up then immediately gets relegated.

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Wow Cardiff got absolutely robbed

Battered her fanny in.

Ruben Based-Cheek

cashed in my gbp for milkies

reminder chelsea are literally fighting for nothing

Why can't you hear the boos like you could on the exact same footage posted on twitter?

nah they know theyre gonna fuck up the europa league and we all know it too

Where are all these young black English players coming from all of a sudden?

Its such obvious top 6 bias, time and time again. Not sure why its just accepted.

Because he's black.

souf london for the most part

If you think top 4 is nothing I will fight you outside fucking Greggs

when was the last time you went to london?

Colin absolutely raging

London mainly. Shit loads of investment made in football youth in the capital over the past decade or two and this is the result.

lel liga officiating

just look at his fucking face and hair and voice and listen to his voice

imagine having to work for him

Who hurt Jermaine? He seems so angry today :(

English youth system was overhaled almost 10 years ago. All the training was trained and a shit ton of money was pumped in by the FA. Naturally they've got all the young poor blacks in the country and have been bringing them through. Now all those young players that have been doing will in the England youth teams are about 18-21.

2005

Based Neil

>playing the u23s on wednesday vs city
that has to be a dig at Liverpool for the time they did the same and lost to Fulham which put them above sheffield united

I'd run through brick walls for him

checks out
don't go even out of curiosity, it'll make you sad

Every time he see football it reminds him of his own disappointing average forgetable career.

basically a fuck you to the premier league becus he knows its over and most likely his career (obvs ur not allowed to field weakened teams)

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Is it me or is Neil pretty sexy?

jenas is going insane
i think lloris destroyed his spirit

But where? The championship?

That same season he phoned Ferguson after the last game they lost to West Ham and asked him why he rested Ronaldo, Rooney, Scholes, Giggs etc
He'll bring it up if they get fined for it.

People forget we were playing a champions league final 2 weeks later.

lel liga as fuck

He's just a complete brainlet, dressing smart and speaking well tricked people into thinking he's a clever pundit

Who are these people who actually hate Warnock? It's just a bit of panto villain banter.

Hudson-Odoi is Walcott mkII

yeah i.e. a more important game and with a 2 week break
doesn't make sense for him to play his first team against City either but they'll still get done for it

Nah, Colin Wanker is actually a wanker. Seen him enough times throwing a wobbler on the touchline.

becus 75% of people support the top 6 teams who look down on him

I think it's more the everyone's out to get us mentality that gets boring after a while, even if he has a point you actually don't care anymore

nah he's an absolute clown

willian played in the cross for the loftus cheek goal and the corner for the azpilicueta goal. but all they seem to do is complain about hudson-odoi because he ran at some montenegrin farmers

what did they mean by this

Genuine question: What kind of manager do you like? Name some names.

anyone who's southern or middle class
plus several teams who he's cucked out of promotion over the years

Fulham are utter shite aren't they.

Does that mean wolves are shit now?

>you now remember the time that Pelligrini put out a youth side because they were playing Madrid in the CL semis

there's nothing endearing about a grumpy old man whose spent 30 years playing absolute shite football and spouting absolute bollocks at every opportunity

Claudio Ranieri, NES, Steve Bruce

Honest blokes, not screeching gammon

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his record is incredible though

Well yeah they're nicer blokes for sure but having a bit of screaming gammon in the league is box office and fun. If it was just 20 nice guys it'd be boring wouldn't it.

Yah! The women's football show is on after lads...
Lads?? Anyone sticking around....

>gammon
Do you wear specs?

i'm tired and toiling tomorrow otherwise i would
enjoy footfall, enjoy women, what's not to like?

Just like how Rashford is rated despite the fact he's only scored 10 (TEN) goals all season.

>click on BBC website, look at sports headlines
>Manchester City sign Arsenal ace
>England beat Australia
>turns out they're women's sport stories

Nope.

warnock is objectively gammon

Heheh

Fuck off, four eyes

Yep...
Got me so many times, it's the way they try to just put in all casual like it normal or something

>Eilidh Barbour
>Eilidh
How do you pronounce this meme name?

'ayley

Shit nigga I'm Crosby too. But come from L12

SHE WONT LET ME SEE THE KIDS

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Ellie

For once I'm glad the media are being cunts because it's ridiculous that our young talent gets wasted on the bench or in the reserves of top teams. This doesn't happen to any other major European country.

That's their fault for accepting a bench warming job.

Aylee

STFU

>Our
>African

>Crosby
lol that's why I grew up. Based L23.

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Saw Jamie Carragher in pic-related. He was buying a shitload of pies and sausage rolls. Me Dad asked him to watch himself and he replied that they were for the family haha.

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Must've been Merro on a proxy

FSG wouldnt pay the money

heheh