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Liverpool Win The League Edition
Spurs being >Spurs Sub edition

Fulham 0 Manchester City 2

Brighton & Hove Albion 0 Southampton1

Burnley 2 Wolverhampton Wanderers 0

Crystal Palace 2 Huddersfield Town 0

Leicester City 2 AFC Bournemouth 0

Manchester United 2 Watford 1

West Ham United 0 Everton 2

Cardiff City 1 Chelsea 2

Liverpool 2 Tottenham Hotspur 1

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>Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy would want £130m from Real Madrid for Denmark midfielder Christian Eriksen, 27. (Sunday Mirror)

Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba's agent, Mino Raiola, has held two phone conversations with Real over a move to Spain for the 26-year-old. (Marca, via Manchester Evening News)

>Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane has told Pogba he wants him at the Bernabeu and insists he does not know why the France international-old would not want to move to the Spanish giants. (Sunday Mirror)

Paris St-Germain will meet David de Gea's wage demands of £350,000 a week and the 28-year-old Spain goalkeeper will leave Manchester United if they do not match the offer. (Sun on Sunday)

>Real Madrid are weighing up whether to join PSG in trying to sign De Gea, with Italian club Juventus also keeping an eye on developments. (Sunday Express)

Chelsea do not plan to hold talks with winger Callum Hudson-Odoi until the summer, when the 18-year-old England international will have one year left on his contract. (Mail on Sunday)

>Blues boss Maurizio Sarri is Roma's first choice to become their manager for next season. Former Chelsea and Leicester City manager Claudio Ranieri is in charge of the Serie A side, having been appointed until the end of the season following the sacking of Eusebio di Francesco. (Sunday Express)

Atletico Madrid and Barcelona want Leicester's England left-back Ben Chilwell, 22, for £50m. (Sun on Sunday)

>Manchester United will increasingly focus their transfer policy on younger players, with Crystal Palace's England Under-21 right-back Aaron Wan-Bissaka, 21, one of their main targets. (Mail on Sunday)

Inter Milan have agreed to double the wages of Milan Skriniar, 24, to keep the Slovakia defender from moving to one of a host of Premier League clubs, including Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea and Manchester City. (Sunday Mirror)

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>Leicester are closing in on a £40m deal for on-loan Monaco midfielder Youri Tielemans, amid speculation Tottenham and Manchester United want to move for the 21-year-old Belgian. (Sun on Sunday)

West Ham's England midfielder Declan Rice, 20, has played down the chances of leaving the club this summer, having been linked with Manchester City. (BT Sport, via Manchester Evening News)

>West Brom's on-loan Scotland striker Oliver Burke, 21, says he would relish the chance to stay at Celtic. (Daily Record)

Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane insists defender Raphael Varane, 25, is happy at the club despite speculation linking the Frenchman with a move to Manchester United. (Manchester Evening News)

>Liverpool's 21-year-old Spanish midfielder Pedro Chirivella, who is on loan at Extremadura until the end of the season but cannot play after the deal failed to be ratified in time on deadline day, wants a return to Spain next term. (Liverpool Echo)

Ajax's 19-year-old Netherlands defender Matthijs de Ligt says he could sign for Juventus, amid interest from Liverpool and Arsenal. (Talksport)

>Barcelona are willing to listen to offers of over £40m for Croatia midfielder Ivan Rakitic, 31, with Manchester United understood to be interested. (Mundo Deportivo)

Wolves manager Nuno Espirito Santo has dismissed a possible link with Chelsea. (Metro)

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>it's a i'm all alone again episode
Suicide is painless...

So is there any debate left as to whether refs are biased towards top 6 teams?

That bitch has got ears like satellite dishes

>Mike_Dean_Laughing_and_Celebrating_When_Spurs_Score.jpg

Kill me now lads. I knew we were going to lose but it still hurts.

You fucked it up once again. With Jews, you Lose.

I am fearing for the future of /trans/ with this lack of interest.

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/thread

I expect i'll be saying the same thing at the end of the title race

Fucks sake spurs, you had the three points and left with zero

Make /trans/ great again

People have things to do now

t. Lucia

the like button will reinvigorate /epl/ and /trans/ lad i guarantee it

Wait, you're the St Lucia poster?

Like this post if you love /trans/ lads

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>that post
Futanaris are consider women by Japan. If you want the male equivalent, there is cuntboys. The other thing? They're not real. Okay, they are, but not like they're displayed in porn. If you're a dude, with a dick, you can't then make yourself have a vagina and womb like a futanari can. Or if you're woman, with a vagina and womb, can't make yourself have a dick that ejaculates.

Good for them they 'figured it out' but the comment on wanting them to become real is so delusional dunno what to say. Futanari's are probably the 2nd most popular fetish in Japan, but they realised they're not real and cannot be made. Japan LITERALLY sterilises you if you're transgender. Futanari's are a very specific thing being 'two kinds'. But there is this really retarded thing by the west to make anybody with boobs and a dick a 'futa', even though they have no vagina. Which means people like them can get breast implants and go 'im a futa lol'. No, you're not. You're not a hermaphrodite.

I hate that shit. I hate the co-opting of something so you can be more snowflake.

>Ajax defender Matthijs de Ligt admits he could join Juventus when the summer transfer window opens.

>The Serie A champions, as well as Arsenal, Liverpool and both Manchester clubs are all admirers of the 19-year-old Netherlands international.

>Zinedine Zidane has revealed Gareth Bale’s future will be decided at the end of the season.

>The Real Madrid manager has revealed Bale will play a key part in the final 10 games of the season, but refused to give any assurances beyond that.

Didn't Bale say he was going to leave anyway? He should go back to the PL or something. Going to Arsenal would be the biggest fucking bants ever.

Oh and Japan has a fetish name for male to female transexuals (ie, they have boobs + dick but no vagina) and that is newhalf.

>Arsenal transfer news: Gunners ‘win race’ to sign 17-year-old Brazilian wonderkid Gabriel Martinelli

Also, who? Literally never heard of him. He's a forward who has played 17 games in his life and scored 6 goals. What the fuck? How is he a wonderkid?

>>Real Madrid are weighing up whether to join PSG in trying to sign De Gea, with Italian club Juventus also keeping an eye on developments. (Sunday Express)
So Navas to United? That's a pretty solid deal for them.

BOSS

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Which of these, if either, is supposed to be a woman? It's like seeing a broken glass bottle on the floor and walking through it anyway while everyone stares on in disbelief.

They have life threatenening cosmetic surgery, and let's be realistic it's life ruining too, you're removing your dick and not getting an equal equivalent or ever getting it back, and then still don't bother to take care of themselves, dress up, work out and look decent.

>Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane says the future of 29-year-old Wales forward Gareth Bale, who has been linked with Manchester United and a return to Tottenham, will be decided at the end of the season.

Manchester United could ask for Bale or Germany midfielder Toni Kroos, 29, as part of any deal which takes 26-year-old France midfielder Paul Pogba to Real.

>Chelsea forward Eden Hazard's switch to Real Madrid is dependent on Zidane sanctioning the move for the 28-year-old Belgium international

Jan Siewert's future as manager of Huddersfield Town is in doubt after their relegation from the Premier League because of the collapse of his relationship with the club's senior players.

>Leicester City are considering a £40m bid to make the loan move of Monaco's Belgium international midfielder Youri Tielemans, 21, permanent.

Manchester United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is keen to make a £35m bid for Crystal Palace's English full-back Aaron Wan-Bissaka, 21.

>Barcelona have contacted Juan Mata's father and agent about a possible move for United's 30-year-old Spanish midfielder, whose deal expires in the summer.

Brazil left-back Marcelo, 30, has changed his mind and now wants to stay at Real Madrid following the return of Zidane as manager of the Spanish giants.

>Manchester United are refusing to agree to Spanish midfielder Ander Herrera's £200,000-a-week wage demands. The 29-year-old is out of contract at the end of the season and has been approached by French champions Paris St-Germain.

Everton boss Marco Silva hopes the club can seize the "very, very good opportunity" and sign 25-year-old on-loan Barcelona and Portugal midfielder Andre Gomes - who is also a target for Inter Milan - on a permanent deal.

>Meanwhile, the Toffees' Republic of Ireland defender Seamus Coleman, 30, wants the club to spend big in the summer if they make it back into Europe.

>Former West Ham boss Harry Redknapp would like to see their English midfielder and captain Mark Noble, 31, move into coaching after he finishes playing and one day manage the club.

Arsenal will consider giving injured England forward Danny Welbeck a new contract, with the 28-year-old on course to return to training before the season's end.

>Former Inter and Manchester United midfielder Juan Sebastian Veron, who played at Tottenham's new stadium in the legends match at the weekend, believes Spurs will be able to attract more top players because of their new home.

Darren Moore has admitted he was surprised by his dismissal as West Brom manager.

>Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola says his team need to play the rest of their matches like a machine if they are to win the quadruple this season.

Newcastle United manager Rafael Benitez has defended Paraguay playmaker Miguel Almiron, with the 25-year-old having failed to score in six outings for the Tyneside club.

>gets paid significnatly less than players less useful than him
>nearing the end of his career/in his prime
>become a more key player
Seems pretty reasonable of a demand to be honest. I expect he "demands" this and hopes to settle around the 150 mark. Though United don't have a wage bill quite like some other teams.

>Though United don't have a wage bill quite like some other teams
jefe... mis perros...

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He's physical type player near 30, ManU can hire 20 other players with half of the wage demand.

>wage bill
Hate this meme. It's an excuse clubs use to explain why they don't win stuff by going 'b-b-but muh wage ibll' ignoring the fact that the vast majority of clubs in the same 'region' (ie, Top 6) do things differently. For example, City do not pay high wages but instead supplement it with high bonuses (ie, instead of £200k a week and £10k per appearance you get £100k a week and £20k per appearance, £2k per goal, £X% bonus for finishing etc etc) which ISN'T put down in the easy to find 'numbers' online. The whole meme about netspend is another argument entirely.

>For example, City do not pay high wages but instead supplement it with high bonuses
That's a myth.

See the scousers are all taking a break from their methadone binge to embarrass themselves

>Schteevie Mac sacked
Knew from the outset he was never going to last, yet some retarded cunt on here thought Hair Island was going to get them promoted.

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Just shows you how far salah has fallen. Spent the whole game yesterday desperate as fuck to score. Could have won the game early with a few assists but is so desperate and selfish he goes for goal.

Took full credit for an own goal.the header was awful he's just lucky that loris is terrible right now and alderwield had an autismo moment. He's pathetic in my opinion and Liverpool should drop him. Mane is so much better. Salah could come Liverpool the league and end up getting the standard death threats that players get who slip( unless your name is Stephen Gerard)

What is this hot new meme

me in the back

Cost Liverpool the league*

Sissoko

"I shot when I know I shouldn't have an now this has happen oh shit*

>Liverpool
>Losing the Title
Would be utterly unjustifiable. It's literally already in the cabinet, you just need to close the door. If Liverpool don't win the title this year then they're unredeemable. Spend THAT much in the last 10 years, win sweet fuck all bar a League Cup and then fail to win the title after £200m in a single window. The fact Klopp has said 'hur dur ill be judged by god, not by trophies' is utterly disgusting. He is conning Liverpool and their fans.

I was talking about salah but I do agree with you on your point

is it just you who posts this or is there a little gang of abl autists who always post the same inane drivel every thread?

ander herrera agrees to join paris saint germain on a free transfer

You have to go back and stay there

It's all begin with an umbrella...

for me it's Niel

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>implying Gerrard didn't receive death threats when he was linked with a move to Chelsea in 2005

Yeah, but he didn't get any death threats when he slipped.

I love /trans/, lads

I'm a badboy from Nigeria
Not St. Lucia

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What are you on about? There was dozens of threads on Klopp's comment and there's been dozens of images, posts and comments about how much Liverpool have spent. I'm literally not ABL which is why I LITERALLY said that the title is essentially already in their cabinet. It's theirs to lose (which they won't) but if somehow they did (near impossibility) then there's no justification for what Klopp has said and done. You can say cringey shit like being judged by God if you actually win stuff.

>reply to American
>Austrian replies to me
So you're a multiproxy users?

I'm behind 7 proxies

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And here I thought you were my Austribro :(

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Daily reminder the Scouse Mafia made Gerrard sleep with his daughter to produce blackmail material that they used to keep him at Liverpool.

B-But I am!

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Nice. Have meme webm I made last year after that meme announcement video.

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That was me.
I just wanted to give him some hope. I apologize for it.

ayy I actually have that one saved

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>I liked your post
>you didn't like mine
You're totally not my Austriabro. I'm even going to use my super rare OC sadcat image.

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Finally getting the hang of this 4th channel now i know where the like button is haha

I literally and figuratively liked your post though. Not my fault if the faggot moot can't get his site to work properly.

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O-oh.

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Now do you realise why nobody could believe your utterly moronic belief of "I have faith in him"? You're a fucking simpleton.

people on about messi an ronaldo fergetin fact glenn murrays level on PL goals with fermino an pogber. outscorin so called best young "english" talent rashferd. all wile single handedly keepin notorious poof town brighton safe from relergation. still no england cap. pc gone mad

get in here

Fucking Christ. Why did you even bother.

Don’t care virgin

>Everton confirm they are investigating reports England goalkeeper Jordan Pickford was involved in an alleged fracas in Sunderland

>Another Everton player getting smacked about in town

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Eriksen has a year left. What the fuck leverage does Levy think he has?

Where's the webm?

He has been shit since the January transfer window- drop him his head is turned.

>Cardiff boss Neil Warnock will face no action over his on-field behaviour following Sunday’s controversial defeat by Chelsea

Blades💯