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schwarbie!!!!

SCHWARBOMB

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schwarbie to the moonie

SCHWARBOMB SOLO SHOT
1-0

Nice hat trick by Randy Ro

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BASED SCHWARBER

FLIP BRO!

No way!!!!

HiiH

THAT'S A FAIR BALL!

Zobrist has a weird as fuck batting stance

CUBS RUN

Nice

Why do the rangers have no fans

3-0!!!

Captain clutch does it again with a single to bring home Almora, Caratini to third!
2-0

I feel bad for that security guy.

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Byrant with a base hit to bring home Caratini!
3-0

We small ball still!

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They all killed themselves after 2010 or 2011

>JD and Len think the old bullpen game is still going on
Shame they can't do it anymore

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If you hit the runner, that should be an out.

me

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did somebody walk up to the baby shark song? imagine rooting for this team.

Great hit and run by Descalso and Heyward
Almora procs Heyward's luck stat and scores Descalso!

4-0

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Gallos a 3 outcome player

Go Cubs. Leaving now because watching on a 90 minute delay because
>We never do anything with my friends!
I swear she deliberately schedules shit to coincide with games.

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You jinxed us!

What a fucking SMACK!

That crowd went bonkers too

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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that shit's gonna be presented as an example to justify robo umps in the future

fucking ludicrous

>Rags take the lead
>Reddit memes appear
Like clockwork

;_;

Grand slam? Damn I go to get Wendy’s and this happens

Gallie making ya seeth?

yes ;_;

Get Hamels that cheap win kek

>Heyward
>Clutch
Pick 2 with a base hit to score Descalso!
5-5

New ball game!

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THANK YOU HEYWARD

woohoo

who cubs here!?!
>me

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CAPTAIN CLUTCH DOES IT AGAIN WITH A BASE HIT, Heyward from second hustles home AND THE THE CUBS RETAKE THE LEAD
6-5

Wish granted

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for the love of god don't put chatwood in

the man is broken, stop trying to make him work

he WON'T

He's going to throw 2 shutout innings though

Wtf

Rizzo with a base hit to bring home zobrist!
7-5

Baez with the cheeky infield hit that scores Bryant!
8-5

Chavez is no longer awesome.

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>Chavez is no longer awesome.
F

He comes Wild Thing

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I'm going to be right

nevermind lol

Stop giving up runs, dammit.

I'm not sure what's worse, Chatwood giving up that home run when he started off so well, or the fact that they had that commercial running.

Actually, someone check the balls, these things are juiced.

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Still, not bad for Chatwood.

And at least he didn't give up any walks.

that commercial actually pissed me off

We're going to need more runs. If Monty's probably going to give up a home run too.

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he's still going to throw 2 shut out innings

>Dinosaur man can't do is leg move because the Rags were whining about it.
Why is Texas full of sore winner faggots?

This is a bad time to stop scoring.

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anyone cap the furry?

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Come on speaktimber

>Furry
That's a onesee you dumb fuck.

but he's cosplaying as a shark

Research what a furry is newfag.

ok sorry I should have done my reseach

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>4 pitch walk
There's the Wild Thing we know.

>Monty in
Either we get out of this or Monty gives up a 3 run homer.

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lel why is there a furry in the stands?

Chatwalk almost fooled us with that first inning

Still worthless

Let me call the Finnish Association of Gender Studies.

Welp, that's it.

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fuck

The Rangers bullpen is just as bad, if not worse than the Cubes. Press X.

;_;

Meme stadium, meme balls.
Burn it all down.

WHY DID YOU FUCKING WAIT UNTIL MONTGOMERY WAS GONNA FACE THE GUY WHO HIT A HOME RUN OFF HIM TO PUT HIM IN

WHY DID YOU LET CHATWOOD WALK

WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT IN CISHEK IN

HOLY FUCK EVERY SINGLE WRONG MOVE

>Anytime the Cubs launch a ball it just floats to the warning track
>Anytime the Rags launch a ball it shoots to the upper deck.
Just like last year.

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WHY DIDNT EPSTEIN INVEST IN BULLPEN

Maddon should just put Edwards in and let him do that leg kick just as a fuck you to the Rangers.

We could have always paid to keep Chavez :p

woohoo

RIZZO SHOWING WE AREN'T DEAD YET WITH AN UPPER DECK SHOT OF HIS OWN
9-10

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Rizzo found a book of matches.

Place your bets on if Javy steals.

>WE AREN'T DEAD YET
posts dead girl

>Not dead
>Post dead girls
Sicko

> gives the outside corner
k
> gives the inside corner too
f u

Electronic strike zone when?

kek

The electronic strike zone agreed with the ump there.

This a pretty good game.

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woohoo

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> there to back up the play
> throw gets away
if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

DESCALSO WITH A CLUTCH BASE HIT AND BAEZ FEARLESSLY COMING HOME
WE TIED AGAIN
10-10

Butters knows better than to put the stop sign for Baez.

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Heyward reached his clutch quota earlier.
At least it's impossible for a GIDP

Just win this game

I swear to god just win this game

Almora's got to be clutch otherwise we're getting walked off.

Walk off loses suck.

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WILD PITCH

Let's just win and gtfo this babby league meme-tier shit-kicking redneck dumpster fire hellhole so they can get started on demolishing the fucking fuck out of it

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>ump gives him grand slam

>acts like the dude robbed him

sit down you pussy

based

Cishek!
worth
every
Penny!

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imagine if they put cishek in before chatwalk and montgomery

>That screencap
That was a good game, big rewards for everyone who stuck around.

You need to be able to clone Cishek if you want to do that because the real big problem with Maddon's bullpen management is that if he finds someone who is good, he'll immediately over use them and run them in into the ground.
It's why the Cubs couldn't keep Wade Davis.

score some fucking runs

>I want that woman's hat. THAT ONE
Oh JD...

no, this is the most my team will be relevant this year.

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>Willy coming in to pinch run for Caratini
Please don't try and steal...

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why do they call it "family size" when there's only 32 cookies

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>GIDP
Fuck we're going to get walked off.

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I hope so.

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got a bad feeling now

pls have mercy rangercat

Only because the balls are as juiced as ever. Look at how the Rags got a majority of their runs.

>Came back from a trip to the gun range expecting a CUBS victory
>Game is tied 10-10

What a disgrace!!!

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gallie gang here

almost...

these colours drum up my autism. saved regardless

holy shit, kek

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Gallo make ya seethe

>cusb

>leltreras

>CUSB
>CUSB
>CUSB
>CUSB
>CUSB
AHAHAHHAHAJHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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hahahahahahahahahaha

LMAO

Ahh Sox win and Cubs lose. Not a bad day.

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GG, Cubs Bros
no

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>Wild pitch
At least we didn't give them the satisfaction of getting a hit to end the game.

The offense is alive, but the pitching is a train wreck. Like a dumpster fire.

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There's only one way it would end after that 5 man infield strategery

Start cutting open these balls to see what Manfred put into them.

cubs lose on page 1!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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