/hoc/

Dubs and Ted loses

BUFFALO, YOU BETTER WIN THIS GAME, YOU WHITE NIGGERS

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Easy, Sargon.

I hate to break it to you champ, but you don't want to be napping four games before the ploffs

t. knower

Boring

Shit thread for autistic casual anime sunbelter faggots

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>CWHL folding

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I'm willing to accept the blowjobs in the playoffs as long as the laffs slide out at the last minute

good afternoon frens

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>that 30 year old boomer from the state of hockey whose team has never won the cup

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Make way for the Habs already.

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DELET THIS

Teds

One of the better /hoc/ images of recent memory.

That's supposed to be a >laffs image

>cwhl folding
why aren't you doing more to support women's hockey? are you sexist?

go knights

will the cwhl teams merge with the nwhl now?

i chuckle every time someone calls them the teds

good riddance

For me, it's the hive-minded Ted Collective.

>still holding out hope for the Habs
they lost the season on thursday in Columbus

>toronto 99.9%

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they should git gud

But they're qt.

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it's true, I'd rather it be the Habs than a third of the teams that are gonna make it

winnipeg is gonna lose first round.

huomenta

Does /hoc/ have a discord server?

ilta

>post beautiful russian women
>people call them ayys and slags and bimbos and thots
>user posts french instagram whore
>everybody loves her because she has a hockey toque on

Sick of the double standards in this community

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yeah I pm'ed you the link

What even happened to the Central?
The teams fighting for wildcard spots in the East would be challenging for 1st in the Central if they were in that division.

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Post the correct image

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I’m a cbj fan but I call them the reds now
t. not physically ted, but spiritually ted

So stop posting ayy lmaos.

Newfag here, why are they called the teds?

*teds not reds

hallo islandfren, how are you today?

>>rags
>canes
>yotes
>sabers
>bruins
>flams

the old thread isnt finished anymore

Ted from Akron

Why do people enjoy watching this fat fuck?

nigga she storing acorns in those cheeks for the winter

clap clap clapclapclap

Yes it is

>stop the presses, the jannies finally got around to a few posts hours late
whomst cares

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I'd hate to be the bearer of bad news but this is now an early thread

Reminder that the tedborg menace threatens humanity as a whole and must be stopped, looking at you sabres

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Hal > Will > Sam > Ted > Randy

Hate Fred 2bh.

Kino

Tfw name isnt even on the list

>our store is closed while we transition to winnipeg
Can't wait to buy an ICE jersey to flex on cities that don't have two pro hockey teams and a Major Junior.
>NOT SO FAST CWHL
Sammy "down since day one" Smooth

So is Markstrom good or is he Marksieve? I see it portrayed both ways..

when are you going to announce your transition

Resistance is futile. All your league are belong to us

The age of Marksieve is over, now he is MarkGOD

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>sammy smooth

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that's how it is with goalies. even back in the day, the avs would lose a few in a row and people would be telling each other roy was washed up

Wow I saw a handwritten letter from an 8 year old on social media about the literal who league. If you’re not literally mailing in a blank check after reading that you have no soul!

Cat's a bit too big.

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Why did the flams name their city after Gary?

*BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
*BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Best is The NWHL releasing a statement basically saying "that sucks but our season is still progressing as planned" and people shitting themselves because they havent saved the defunct league yet.

Also I'd like to announce a rare once in a year opportunity to watch the last day of hockey with me , next Saturday .

why dont womyn support sport teams as passionately as men?

Women don't care about sports as much as men

Shall be attending

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nwhl is now responding to nobodies on twitter
twitter.com/NWHL/status/1112427614617194497

BP for the Caps game then find somewhere with peelers for the Jets Yotes I'm thinkin

It's easier for men to set aside their time and differences to mutually support a sports team. They understand the unity the experience brings.

wish i could have a cat lads

its sort of like taking care of a snobby hobo

imagine being ted

This guy looks like he has a lot of inside info, better shut him down quick

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same, I'm allergic. would have a dog but I live alone, work a lot, and larger dogs need to be let out a lot for shits. toy dog breeds are worthless

imagine being >snow and missing the ploffs

Je voudrais aussi une petit chatte ;^)

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Ayyyy

I had a cat growing up and it was great, then I somehow developed an allergy in my early 20s. It fucking sucks, I'm not a dog person and I love cats but I'm not able to have one. Feels fucking bad man.

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Get a hypoallergenic cat.

fighting disinformation is based

Yeah, Kippers runs it

nwhl attendance was under 1000 per game this year

he's the only reason canucks are not in last place

Proofs?

Some of the best Senators on the ice tonight: Referee Ghislain Hebert, referee Chris Schlenker, linesman Matt McPherson and that other linesman fuck that i can’t remember.

Honorary mention: Garett Sparks

their own season review
nwhl.zone/news_article/show/1007786

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might do this, thanks user

I give less of a fuck about womens hockey than I do my old highschools team in d3 (out of three)

traded all those guys and don't have the number one pick lmfao

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>

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It's a repost of a reddit post that he brought over last night, and for some reason thinks we'd want to see again today.

WHY ISN'T THE NHL DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THE CWHL? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING THIS IS A DREAM AND I'M GONNA WAKE UP ANY SECOND NOW

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Genuinely kind of worried to see the eventual Shannon CWHL video today.

so dykes need men to fix their shit again? fuck women are useless.

if the nhl subsidizes a women's league, can we get a league for manlets, too?

There was a picture of two blonde women on the team in the newspaper, after they won the championship. they looked like they were about to kiss.

That's my only experience with the cwhl

It's hilarious how many people are demanding the nhl prop up the league.

>woman does play-by-play commentary
It kind of doesn’t work desu

>he doesn't know that speedy manlets run today's nhl

user I......
youtube.com/watch?v=xBZl2DjD5qo

Come on, NHL, subsidize it! Just look at the WNBA! Don't you want to throw money down an endless pit, too?

Fucking rolling
>It sure would be a nice gesture if the NHL propped them up, at least until they get back on their feet
Is the CWHL (coaches, players, staff, management, directors) even ok with that? Do they really lack any sense of dignity?
>boy, it sure would be nice if someone paid me 2k a year to bus all over Canada
As if people need another reason to make fun of a league without any discernible qualities. *Of course* it'll get better when the NHL steps in and treats it like a step child they're sending to rehab. It worked for the Yotes didn't it?

>incel boomer thinks anyone gives a shit about his garbo opinion
Fuck off back to /pol/ virgin

Who is doing play by play? The only women I've seen in NHL broadcasts is either the colour commentary or the host

the nhl had "talks" with the cwhl and nwhl last year, which I think is code for "the leagues begged for some of buttman's money and promotion and he said no"

Fair weather Tampa Bolts fan checking in before the playoffs. I heard were good this year? Whats our chances?

Hey Kippers

And to think, some people actually don't like Gary.

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everything's looking good for another division championship season

i saw him talking on tv yesterday and i could feel my soul being taken away. good thing i managed to look away in time.

>and this is the league that's still around
Abysmal

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it ain't over till it's over.

Gary looked like a fucking robot when he crushed the hopes and dreams of kids in sub 600 hockey communities last night

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wow thats even lower than some junior b teams get lmao

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=oXWOAZlX3VI

Hahahahahaha
>The NWHL *expanded* you stupid fucking incels
Wow! Instead of 88 women, we have 110 working for hot dogs and a bus ticket home now! Outstanding

last regular season game i get to go to. the reality of no hockey is setting it lads.

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I watched literally the first second and he let out a huge "UHH", this fat oinker can't even edit his shit?

I don't understand, friend.
Is >your team not going to the playoffs?

>bothering memeoffs

Regular season is where it is.

maybe they will have an end of the season sale at the team store

>regular season
i already have tickets for the 1st round

how did the cwhl fold but not the nwhl

spoken like a true finn.

youtu.be/Xg5NSKTPEZ4

Just host the games in NHL arenas; puck drops when doors open. Better pregame festivities than the slow walk through the merchandise stand and looking for the one fucking stand with local beer
4 on 4, 15 minutes periods, I just saved women's hockey

their investors haven't stopped thinking about their teams as toys and started thinking about them as businesses yet

they were smart enough to not put a team on the other side of the world

NWHL is for profit
CWHL is not for profit

I think the chinese were pumping in money to pay for the extra travel

I think the streaming deal helped. Definitely helped the g league

better yet, intermission play. they can play on the ice until the zambonis come out

As far as I know China pretty much paid the league to join which helped to finally pay a salary

>But the league lost a major financial backer in November when longtime supporter Graeme Roustan withdrew the sponsorship of his venture capital firm Roustan Capital.

Yea like timbits. They can get paid in free tickets and hotdogs. Just like 8 year olds. And to be fair given the value of NHL season tickets that'd actually be a raise

ncaa and chl teams are all regionalized to help with the travel and keep expenses down. unless its a top tier pro league they arent going to be making enough money for anything other than a bus.

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Business idea: start spamming shannons comment section with "poast sk8s"

how old are you?

Business idea: /hoc/ but only for snowbelt boomers

CAR @ PIT starts soon

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Every year I try to get into baseball but I always give up like 10 games in. For some reason I just can’t do it. What is weird though is that I unironically love cricket and always watch that when I get the chance.

Tickets to the Stan Lee /Olympics to sell? You know football players just sell their Superbowl tickets right

Can someone edit this with semen

Yep, I remember the polar vortex of 2019
Sip

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for me, it's both.

i dont think shannon partakes in sinful alcohol because ive never seen a man still look so much like they're 12 before

Shant be posting with Randy and his faggot friends

Did I mention nigger smash under my breath? Did I mention playoffs, or the olympics? Are you hallucinating? I meant they could get tickets to the games they'll be putting on intermission shows for. Don't reply to me until you learn how to read

Seek help.

when i went to an olympic hockey game they didnt have kids playing during the intermissions.

twitter.com/SanJoseSharks/status/1112438029174489089?s=19

I guess it's >our turn now

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post you are face when canes beat pongs and push pongs to play the casp in round 1

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He pulled out because the board that runs the league wasnt transparent enough documenting their expenses

based bull(shark) dykes

you know san jose is a suburb of san fagsisco?

based. /ouryear/ lad.

After how our two games went against them this week I really hope this happens

I'm gonna be real I don't like our odds in general but if we have to start off against the Caps we're absolutely fucked

Baseball is boring as fuck if your team stinks. Who wants to commit the time to 162 games when you know full well your team will lose over 60%of them

>yfw the Penguins let it happen because they want to face Washington anyway

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the board that runs the league isn't transparent documenting their expenses because if it got out they made any shred of profit the players begging for salary would be fucking unbearable

got an extremely cheeky april fools joke planned for tomorrow, lads. its gonna be an absolute riot.

Obviously none of you have ever served on a not for profit board. The whole point is taking free shit until someone stops paying you

more falseflagging?

>they want to face Washington anyway

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Or the bigwigs spent all the money on themselves instesd of the league

/ouryear/ indeed

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>91802900
I fucking hate April fools. Pull it somewhere else. Fuck fun fuck jokes fuck you.

get help sam

>Stupid blink man gif fag is a Relocanigger
It all makes sense now

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I'm talking form of payment
Fuck you I run /hoc/ I'll do whatever i want

baseball is boring as fuck in general
literally the only good sports are hockey and basketball and even the latter is dogshit on the professional level

honestly cant imagine getting so bamboozled on the 1st of april so many times that you loathe it

Further proof caroliniggers are the worst posters in /hoc/

Beer and a blunt. That's all the help I need big dog

>literally anyone who mentions anything about a team I hate is part of that team
Paranoia must be fucking exhausting.

>apehoop
>good
when was your lobotomy?

>ECKS DEE ! FUNNY JOKEZ LOL!!!
Eat shit tbhon

business idea: instead of zamboni-ing the ice just make it into shaved ice and sell at the stall

Everyone hates you faggots and you brought it upon yourselves fuck off hockey is NOT the sport for you

Havent seen an irl april fools joke since i was 10

I unironically like football at a distant second. was /ffg/ for a while too

>tbhon
(vous)

flavoured ice?

for me, its taking someones laptop or phone and updating their facebook status to say that theyre gay now. always makes for some good laughs

>everyone who disagrees with me is one of them, too

Fucking legend

one year i went to my coworkers computer, took a screenshot of his desktop, and made that picture his background, then deleted all his icons and watched as he couldnt open anything.

Anyone who thinks baseball is boring is a brainlet desu

my friend and I set alarms in our friend's bedroom to go off at different times throughout the night, he was fuming this morning

>muh trannies
jesus christ

Baseball is absolute dogshit and you should kill yourself.

imagine thinking you have a chance at it being /your year/ when you had to take malcolm subban into overtime to break your seven (7) game losing streak

epic lad

nah it is boring. and only retards thing that autistic statkeeping means they are good at math.

>first game for me in 2 weeks or so
>it's pongs canes
>it's shit

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One time I called this homosexual black lad a faggot empire nigger then put a noose on him and poured bleach on his face shit was so cash

This, it's just like hockey. You have to be smart enough to understand the intricacies of the game.
Hello, retard

>

it's lame but we never did pranks and this fucker is always watching prank vids on youtube and saying we should prank people

it's literally like five minutes in mate

t.brainlet
t.brainlet who cant speak english

why did thy have two female leagues in the first place? couldn't they get some pleb cable company to broadcast the games?

because dykes cant work together

Just need the other one to fold and get back to normalcy

i can't stand the soilers goal song

I can't stand bulju-less soilers

Theres isn't anything worth standing about the oilers

you gonna make it till the shorks game?

could all the CWHL teams just go over to NWHL?

teams get to continue playing, and there is finally one massive womens league?

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which team has the best announcers

who?

>Could Americans save Canadian hockey AGAIN
I guess

dykes dont work together like that.

Yeah, i need to wake up in 4 hours and go to work, but I've slept whole day so it's hokkei night for me

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Anyone but chicago

>all sunbelt

This is unironically true

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>Come on, NHL, subsidize it! Just look at the WNBA! Don't you want to throw money down an endless pit, too?
The NHL has no problem throwing money at Arizona and Florida so why not the CWHL?

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>state of hockey
>losing to a sundbelt sand people team
OMEGALUL
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obviously >my team's announcers

those are garys pet projects they arent the same

there are other teams like nashville that show you can get good attendance in the south.

there are no cwhl teams that drew like the perds or vegass

Finland is gay

anyone but the fucking sharks or avalanche

Reminder that sunbelters think it requires magical abilities to understand hockey

THE LEAGUE FOLDED BECAUSE OF GENDER INEQUALITY IN SPORTS AND THE PATRIARCHY

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Hockey is for everyone

Reminder that snowbelters cant read and are jealous of sunbelt magical powers

yall can suck my patriarch hehehe

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imagine missing the playoffs

>fagolina

DAD GOAL

I thought the katrinas were supposed to be good

kek that lil pussy aho almost got dabbed on

Fucking canes
Based yotes

Business idea: if you go offside on a PP you get a penalty right back

At this point, I think Milwaukee is a more likely target for an expansion team than Seattle or QC. The main thing the NHL looks for is a ready arena. Las Vegas already had a stadium that would pay for itself in UFC. Milwaukee has a brand new arena that is paid for and hockey-ready. Seattle has an old arena that has people willing to fund renovations, but it's not ready. QC has nothing in the works, just drawings.

hmm yes for icing, no for offiside

Business idea: business ideas arent your strong suit

how old is that pasta? basedattle is already approved

somebody should link that old list of teams

Xheattle Dickgirls

I’ve got a really nasty cold and cough lads.

for me, it's being a part of the original 31

Why does OEL wear the C on the right?

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Too offset the coyotes’ nose

>QC has nothing in the works
u wat, nigga?

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Probably because the Coyote on the front of his jersey takes up too much space on the left side.

Didn't even know that. Wow. Guess that's what I get for being fair weather.

Why not just flip the Coyote to the right then?

>jackies jump the hasbs and canes in last week
frenchies and sunbelters BTFO

Why does it matter?

Because they copywrited their logo as it looks

>tfw sabs will lose again tonight

>you now remember the sabres winning streak

Because all the other teams is on the Left, why be so contrarian?
They can copyright both sides.

it is pavel bure's birthday today

the sabres jerseys have a number on the front, why are they so contrarian?

non-cbj fans, why are you not part of the ted collective? what is wrong with you? please enlighten us

I’m sexually attracted to girls so no

is that a hockey player? I don't really keep up with current teams

How do I join?

that was based when shannon dabbed on them from going from literally number 1 to number 31 in his power rankings this year

I prefer my women to not be in elementary school.

>introducing your seattle TRANSVESTITES

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Imagine wanting to keep women out of school
Yikes

Am I allowed to eat breakfast for dinner?

Dude they're like 5 years old

>dykepuck kill
hella based

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An educated woman is just a woman who wasted time somewhere other than home

>mild goalie grabs and holds coyote player
>coyotes get the penalty

Based refs also hating furries

Hello boomer who's way of life is quickly dying and isnt sustainable anymore

>women’s hockey
is such a minor skill worth being so unnatractive?

>ywn get to pay $17/game for season tickets at your home arena

Damn, Aho got dabbed on hard

>Mild
>Relocanes

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t. City cuck currently waiting in line at Starbucks to spend $12 on a 20oz cup of sugar and soi

>someone mentions the wild
>is also mentioning “them”

>yeah FUCK women who cares about growing the game. all women are sluts because they won’t have sex with me haha we sure showed them right guys?

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based retarded hillbilly maga incel

>growing the game
>literally didn’t make enough money to sustain
>”growing the game”

Ah good ole bubba Jay burden on society in a a flyover town with no function other to exist who will die by 60 most likely due to heart attack while fucking his land whale of a dumb brick of a wife.

Absolutely triggered

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What evidence is there that the teds won’t finish third in the metro?

whats up leafs nation

The loss streak

get back to me when you're subsidizing men's field hockey to """"grow the game""""

t.
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more like laffs trash on

Looking forward to the /hoc/ ploff bracket. I'm going to poo all over you casuals with my great hockey IQ.

Sabers getting rattled

Bitch please

Dont @ me tripfaggot

thinking about making brackets, lads

@ whatcha gonna do about it

canes about to lose a playoff spot ding dong diddly BASED

So many incels ITT
>women hockey BAD

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Am I really to believe that this teds team wouldn’t btfo the tampon gay lightweights in the offs?

Sharks were my Stanley cup pick, but it isn't looking pretty anymore

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It was so bad it failed

Reminder that all sports are rigged freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/06/32-67-147-washington-capitals-win.html

canes are trash or they just don't want to play in the playoffs?

if it wasnt shit why did it fail?

Teds killing it

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWHOHHHHHOOOOOO

>defending the “”””honor””””” of women on the ice hockey section of the sports section of 4channel
>t-two more good husband points and I can play the new Zelda game

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Lets go teds

Bing Bing!

Rooting for Dubinsky desu

Just give us the cup already
t. ted collective

>u wil b

So would you rather have a team like the Coyotes with TEN 10 Goal scorers, or like the Oilers with TWO 50 goal scorers?

Penguins are allowed to score from covered pucks and can hit anyone who doesn't have possession with impunity.

no

Na the relocanes are a bad team with gay faggot retarded fans

Please support women's hockey.

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When does Seattle come into the league?

2021.

The ownership wanted 2020, but the lock out is pending so the commission pushed it back to 2021.

soon

>the on-ice hockey is exceptional
compared to what? the hockey guy's land hockey meetups?

Xheattle Dickgirls

>news that sent shock across the hockey community
>a women's sorts league folding is shocking

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this isn't new. you've been in the division forever, you should know that much by now

This post is extremely low quality.

Yeah, but canes look apathetic. They play like they have already clinched playoff spot.

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so is your life retard

That first goal was borderline but the hits have looked legal so far mang

I think it's a mix of the back-to-back and that de-haan hit taking whatever fight they have right out of them

What am I in for?

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>>>reddit.com

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how the fuck is buffalel actually so shit? dahlin and skinner was supposed to make them into >ploff contenders. they are worse than the soilers right now.

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>gun pepe
pottery
try not to shoot up any schools or places of worship soon, incel

>soilers east

They were great at the start of the season. Not sure what happened.

>you now remember the CWHL

Literally who

Have sex

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown

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>implying I knew about the cwhl before today

>but the hits have looked legal so far mang
There was a sequence during the Penguins' PK where they hit three people in a row who clearly didn't have the puck. Any one of them could've been an interference call.
And the hit that got Calvin de Haan injured and forced him to leave the game? Also didn't have the puck. But apparently that doesn't matter anymore.

>dahlin and skinner was supposed to make them into >ploff contenders

if mcdavid cant get a shit team to playoffs how would a rookie d-man?

Stupid ducks, if they only lost 10 more games they would have had a chance to get Kappo.

And the Avs get Hughes... how lucky.

>so glad all of these women just lost their job fuck women bitches won’t sleep with me

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Thank you based teds

>visitRaleigh
why

Go dilate

>2k a year that'll hardly cover the salary you lose on your teams China trip (that's also the only reason your teams getting paid to begin with) is a "Job"
Nope

I'm not going to argue the positioning of everyone in the arena for every hit but when De Haan got hit puck was right at his feet. It's not flag football.

Also this:
>But apparently that doesn't matter anymore

Comes off really whiny and bitter

what

it wasnt even their primary jobs, it was like a hobby that paid them. they should consider themselves lucky them got that experience.

>teds up 3-0
>canes down 2-0

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he's responding to the troll without giving it (you)s

Some of the best Senators on the ice tonight: Referee Ghislain Hebert, referee Chris Schlenker, linesman Matt McPherson and that other linesman fuck that i can’t remember.

Honorary mention: Garett Sparks

>Comes off really whiny and bitter
>hurr you're just complaining about stuff

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At least pretend to know about the biggest hockey news on an abnormally slow Sunday you retarded fucking sunbelt dog

>oh i can’t defend my position
>y-youre a t-transsexual h-heh...

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Can we just sim to the playoffs already?

That's not what I'm saying but you feel your feelings

and which snownigger city in canada are you from whose team either a) won't be in the playoffs or b) will get knocked out in the first round?
>1993
faggot

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>only shit games on tonight
How are you coping lads? I'm having a rum

Just fuck off already.

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Here is the (you) the faggot didn't give

For me, it's Patrick Burgerman.

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Honestly we could probably sim round 1 too

>people just keep missing the fucking point over and over
Genuinely don't know why I bother trying to talk to you guys.

>sim past the time meaningful hockey games are on every day
sounds terrible

Shit, I'm heartbroken. I really fell in love with Calgary this year and to know I won't get to see them play again sucks. I hope the players didn't find out via this press release, especially since a lot of them are in Finland or on their way to Finland this morning for Worlds, but it's looking like they did. This leaves every player on the Canadian roster, other than Szabados and players still in college, plus a couple of the most prominent American players with nowhere to play next season. I don't think anyone saw this coming. I'm so sad.

Shitposting my guy. It's what inconsequential events are for.

>be you
>be retarded

you queef up the thread every fucking day, you're in the wrong site if you want to queef about bullying you soft cunt
>incel
>incel
>drumpf
>hurrdurr im a male feminist
literally and unironically reddit is more your speed fag

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who will get cup faster shorks or Canada?

a message for the cwhl

youtube.com/watch?v=gmqpQb6x74M

t. incel

1) I don't think there will be any round 1 upsets this year

2) Hockey on the Golf Channel upsets my tummy

SUPREMELY based

This is most of /hoc/, though.
Probably even you.

as much as i hate the sharks m8, i'd say them for sure.
the blues and knights will "upset" their opponents

Jackie’s are elite
My month ban is over :)

Despite today's sad news, I am 110% behind the players, their talent and wonderful personalities. I hope to God these ladies find a place where they can showcase themselves. 14 year old me couldn't have given a shit but 27 year old me is actually frustrated. The last year has been one of the happiest of my life because I finally got to see athletes that care about the fans they have and willing to do whatever they can to make new ones. Learning their stories and how they got to where they are is very interesting. Sharing what I have learnt with /hoc/ has also been interesting at times. Instead of focusing on the talking heads on twitter spewing shit, just look up one of these very intelligent people and judge for yourself. They aren't trying to reinvent the wheel they just want to play hockey and be role models for the next generation. They understand the financial compensation is not there for them but it can be in the future for young girls who decide to want to pursue it. They should be lauded like Ted Lindsey was, all are terrific humans first, great hockey players 2nd.

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>canes

tybp

>Vegas v St Louis round 2
Didn't know I wanted a series that irrelevant that late in the season but it does sound kinda fun

Who /bet/ here

>dougie isn't soft
haha

the only gambling i do is not wearing condoms

last time we are going to see tara slone this season

that's round 3 dummy

She was an actress in a b movie where she showed her boobs

business idea: in the last month instead of playing for 2 points you play for 1 point and steal one point from the losing team

Show boobs

i'd never watch womens hockey but idk why people here treat it like it's a bad thing.
hockey is great and we should encourage people to play it.. especially in america, where outside of a couple of cities it's a dying sport.

Yeah that risk of jerking off into your own eye is scary but it really adds to the experience

not strong

Sail on, sailor.

So what's the odds on us holding onto a WC2 spot

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>jerking off into your own eye
accidentally did it

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>DAE hate women?

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shall be setting sail and jumping off the boat

WTF dude this is a christian board

5/7

Imagine spending an hour pre-game putting on makeup and making sure you look pretty for the cameras.

Now you are a womans hockey player.

>canes getting btfo
>could actually choke out of a playoff spot
holy fucking BASED

ancensored.com/nude-appearance/Night-of-the-Demons-3/Tara-Slone/

They're Christian tits

are the canes supposed to be good?

gross tits. nice ass though

looks like its gonna be Night of The Semon for this haha

Not bad at all tbdesu

Jets > avs
Preds > blose
Flames > stars
Sharks > knights
Jets > preds
Flames > sharks
Jets > flames

Habs > lgbtning
Bruins > laffs
Caps > ted
Pens > isles
Habs > ruins
Caps > pens
Habs > caps

Jets > habs

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kek

I'm glad they let Elite Murray play today. Rookie Murray needed the rest

based incel

no they're a shit team with retarded gay fags for fans

Montreal wont win enough desu
Thank you for laughing at my dumb joke

P-please use this as the imagine in the next op

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basebolfags stealing our memes desu lads

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hes just helping support the site friend. you should think about doing it yourself.

>wild have yet to score on 29 shots
I’m numb at this point. Let the season end so we can sort this shit out

planning on saying the n word next thread

i used to have a pass but gave it up when moot left

>that
>/hoc/ meme

Absolute state of zoomer faggots

>"Gary, I sure hope you remember the plan we have set for the playoffs.....

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leaf teams can't into finals though

I think Hockey Is For Everyone is the most straight forward of any campaign in sports.

However, no matter how many young girls it gets into hockey, they don’t really have a league to look at and go “I want to play in the XYZ” when I grow up.

I’m not trying to be overly shmaltzy, but it’s that kind of base emotion that the league does so well in cultivating.

Everyone lost their minds over Tavares in his Leafs pj’s, ya know?

Women’s sports aren’t entertaining.

go leafs go

>shmaltzy

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moses in the reeds, that site is a goldmine

>there's going to be 4 shutouts today

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>want a league for girls to look up to and want to play in

>dont want young kids playing contact sports because theyre worried about brain injuries

makes my noggin go joggin

>I remember, but I'd like to go over it again just to be sure

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well lad, at least you're always guaranteed a win against >us

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>Does it bother you similarly when the NHL sustains teams like Arizona, Florida and Ottawa, usually at a loss in front of empty arenas, because it's worth it to the overall health of the game to keep those markets afloat?
A whole hell of a lot if we're putting it all on the table here

It's not peewee football. Girls arent allowed to hit.

or they can dream about being a wife and mother as God intended

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>moses in the reeds
lmao

GO YOTES GO

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excellent 200 IQ analysis desu

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>Buffalel

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Yeah whoever wrote that is dumb.

What does the captain of a hockey team even do?

Goes down with the ship

He gets to argue with the refs

asks if the team is ready

Who here thinks the Canes won't make the playoffs?

>this is my first day watching hockey

its a scheme to sell more jerseys. switch the captains around yearly and people feel like they have to by the new jersey with a C on it.

It's always jarring to me when I see consumers (hockey fans) wanting owners to hoard their money instead of using it to grow the sport. Don't you want more product options? If you have kids, don't you want there to be opportunities in a field for them regardless of their gender?

Even if you truly don't care, you'll never have an interest in women's sports and don't/won't have kids or if you do, you only care about your sons...even if that's all true, why is it a problem that other people think differently and want to change things? Why does it bother you that some rich stranger decides to put his money into a women's sport instead of another yacht or something?

Dubois with 1g 2a tonight, scoring when it matters.

Is Dubois over Pulju the smartest pick in draft history?

lets fucking hope

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just gave /mlb/ a piece of my mind they shant be stealing our menes anymore

If people wanted to watch women play hockey, then they would pay money to see it. This wasn’t the case, so the league folded. Artificially supporting a league that no one is watching does nothing for anyone.

Habs have to win out. Doubtful.

he gets an extra 15% off on shop.nhl.com during the preseason

it's mostly symbolic nowadays, but if the coach and assistant coaches all die during the game he gets to take over

every city that has a major sports team should subsidize a female version of that team/league to empower women.

Not much. In the NFL, the captain is the guy with the radio in his helmet to relay the play call to the defense. Not sure about other sports though

I'd say Carey Price over Benoit Pouliot is much better

>Comes off really whiny and bitter
This is the kind of post a woman makes.

keep fighting the good fight
>this is my first day on 4channel

>it's mostly symbolic

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I think it's Zach Boychuk over Erik Karlsson

Women suck at sports
They should suck my penis instead

end of the thread reminder THIS is the post

It sounds like Arizona actually has a crowd today.

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

t. whiny and bitter incel

Generational bust

new thread better be good. im talking schedule, news, the works.

>people are either funding women's hockey or buying yachts
truly fascinating logic

>grow the sport
what the fuck does this mean? women already watch hockey

he gets first dibs on the after game onion rings

...

it's corporate speak for making more money that people regurgitate

Go yotes

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>women should have special rules
No

What have women done that they don't deserve a subsidized team?

Wrong line of thinking. What have they done that they do?

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