/f1/ Relentless Formula One General - Still Leading Edition

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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 44
L. Hamilton 43
M. Verstappen 27
C. Leclerc 26
S. Vettel 22


>WCC Standings
Mercedes 87
Ferrari 48
Red Bull 31
Alfa Romeo 10
Haas 8
McLel 8

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
158 (160 entries)

>Hund status:
WE WORKED HARD TO PASS THE FERRARI

>News:
MWL
Leclerc got FERRARI'D
Vettel executes mission spinnow
Based Bogs requesting a safety car for Charles
McLel is actually fast now
Haas meme strategy not working

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First for AfD

1st for remain

Kino race. Very emotional.

Still 30 seconds in lewis’ shadow

Don't worry Charles, Sophia is here to comfort you.

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nth for Ferrari Wins Lol the rest of the season

Liverpool lost...being red fans is suffering....

Lord, won't you buy me, A Mercedes Benz

>made a thread 4 seconds too late as no-one said they was doing one

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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 44
L. Hamilton 43
M. Verstappen 27
C. Leclerc 26
S. Vettel 22


>WCC Standings
Mercedes 87
Ferrari 48
Red Bull 31
Alfa Romeo 10
Haas 8
McLel 8

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
158 (160 entries)

>Hund status:
WE WORKED HARD TO PASS THE FERRARI

>News:
MWL
Leclerc got FERRARI'D
Vettel executes mission spinnow
Based Bogs requesting a safety car for Charles
McLel is actually fast now
Haas meme strategy not working

basiert

>Mission Spinnow
top kek

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your welcome lecutie

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>yfw motogp time

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>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever scoring a pole-position:
82

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God tier race. The only way it couldn’t have been better is if Leclerc would have won. Hamilton is unstoppable and Vettel is a meme.

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Now that the dust has settled...
This was all Charles' fault. He was too reckless with the car.
Rookie mistake

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
ITS SO EASY CREATING THREADS GUYS

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tfw Vettel not even there to pick up the scraps

Why is this always like this, bros?

Can you fuck off?
Can you?
Please, buddy?
Can you?

this unironically
casuals will disagree though

ferrari is cursed. only schumacher II can lif it

>You will never be a qt F1 driver
So do I just kill myself repeatedly until I'm born into a wealthy family that can fund my aspirations?

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I just want to see Lecleric win.

Kinda disappointed that gimi couldnt overtake goblando, but good points still

ITS SO EASY TO MOCK A FLIP WITH 5 THREADS GUYS
FUCKING RACE CASUALS

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So, those Hamilton gearbox issues... Just a bunch of bullshit to get the attention on him?

>local football team lost, probably in relegation zone
>MWL
what a shitty Sunday. At least Celtic won the Derby.

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Friendship with Hamilton and Mercedes over
Now Lecute is my fuck toy

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Maybe if you retards stopped feeding it, it would

>Ywn have Sophia begging you to fuck her
Why live bros

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this but unironically

sharl
:(

This desu

lol nonsense, he didn't went for a wider gap unlike the autistic vettel when he is P1

>GiovaNAZI is 11th, gimi 7th
Oh well, looks like there are SOME italians that know how to build a car still

ebin

>Vettel executes mission spinnow

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Im afraid I cant do that, Lukas

NEW

Who's going to slip in Shanghai?

get tulid

You can always become a full kit wanker if you're cute.

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE VETTEL'S YEAR

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see? this guy is so casual he cant even communicate properly

Is she gonna be double teamed by lecute and Mick in the future?

well done lads

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I thought after these years I couldn't feel these feels anymore

Why God

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Yes, thats why we are trying to get isekai'ed ourselves

I'M STILL FUCKING FURIOUS WITH THESE FUCKING MARANELLO HACKS

FIRE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, AND TAKE THAT PIECE OF CRAP VETTEL WITH YOU

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Pajeet straight from BossGP doesn't even know how getting lapped works

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wtf Toto you can't just drop a F-bomb on TV like that

I've calmed down now lads
Turns out we need more bakers and less race casuals

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Pathetic, lads. Pathetic...

>when the race-weekend-only-fags' autism is kicking in

MWL
MWL
MWL
WHEN DOES THE NIGHTMARE ENDS???

Fuck Leclair desu

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fuck off

Minttu should not use big sunglasses. She always looks ugly with them on. Without sunglasses she is beautiful, almost a different person!

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Agree, also Carlos being bullied by AMX made me mad.
Hopes on a good Rari and Lando tho

>Reminder that Ricky had 2 (TWO) races and 2 (TWO) DNFs
Absolutely E X P O S E D

Are there onboards of the Sainz Amx collision?

I really wish guys would stop comparing their lives to other people

An attempt was made. They'll be cleaned up soon enough

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yeah, fire the people that built the utterly dominant car today

both leclerc and vettel brought it on themselves

shut up grosjean

This is the official bread m8
No more threadsplitting from now on

Reminder that Bottas still retains the lead because he wanted 26 points

post the OP in the thread again, it's very helpful

Why did they choose a double dnf?
what do they gain from that?

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Now, seen in retrospect, this expression makes a lot more sense

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Yeah I mean if anything she should wear small and/or circular shades. She's a qt

Where were you when Renault was 100% Exposed?
Where were you when Ferrari (except for Leclerc, who was robbed) was 100% Exposed?

STILL

I

RISE

#blessed

Ferrari retards on suicide watch. Imagine building a racecar out of meatballs and eggplant parm

fucking kek

I don't want to be a kit wanker, I want to go vroom vroom.

Have any F1 racers spoken about the most effective suicide methods for being reborn as a driver? I doubt many would share so they can just hog it for themselves. Like would breaking onto an F1 track and killing myself in a car crash do the trick?

Wish Hamilton said that.

>and liverpool just scored......

i nominate myself im a qt. fund me lads i only weigh 62kg

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Show some respect for Nando. He is having enough already knowing that McLaren can fight now.
Please spaniards press F for Carlos, who inherited both the bad luck of his father and the one from Alonso

all the while honda has 0 (zero) DNFs
really gets the noggin joggin

Reminder that Gimi is still Ferrari's last race winner

Lads
This was a Proper good race
What the hell this isn't supposed to Happen

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we will see at the end of the season

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post yfw he breaks his record of 8 dnf's

That was the best race I've seen in years, is f1 kino back bros?

At least we got someone to mock at FKino

I'm done with F1

See you next race weekend

To ensure lecute podium

Let uz worry about ze detail

Eet is under control

Because it makes you fully aware of the raw deal you've been dealt?

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>Finland leading in F1 WDC
>Finland leading in F1.5 WDC


AND
FINLAND
WINS
AGAIN

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+
>tfw 1.95m 88kg
>tfw even if I was the most talented driver who ever existed I could never race formulas

Congratulations to Vettel for finishing best of the rest

lecrec after today

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What happened that allowed Hamilel through?

I was masturbating

>Getting flashbacks of when Ferrari would fuck up and Alonso would lose the title by the thinnest of margins

pls no

Big F

I am happy for gimi
decent positons
solid races
family time
very wholesome

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Every Renault drivers gets to make one Call per season. RIC chose to execute his to cuck amx.

Just trust the plan

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lay off the meatballs luigi

That was a fucking great race though.

i just don't know anymore man

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I think so! Ferrari looks decent and the midlfield battle is gonna be amazing.

the call was made

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>Not "Dont Belive Hiz Liez

He has found peace.

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Where is Norris's accent from?

A spuds OG nonetheless.
Same, lot's of hype for Lando desu

Fuck Hamilton for talking down to LeClerc likes he's some sick kid there on a special program. He's your main title rival, not a charity.

Guys I bet :
Leclerc win
Hamilton best lap
Kill me now, btw fuck ferrari now

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youtube.com/watch?v=xovX2OGWJVY
Leclerc is a crypto-French
It's been a while since they had a French podium

says the sharting brown lardass

LMAO FERRARI FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
JUST KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS

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Fuck niggers and fuck pasta nigger engines.

>RAI P6 in WDC
pwoah

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Probably, but this method is too difficult, so the easier one is to the your car out to the road and crash in a left corner by just going straight forward like Senna did

The lower class

Yeah he should thrash talk him so people here hate him even more!

Austria you are a fucking god by the way and I would kiss you if possible.

Exciting race tbchwy time flew by

I want a fucking serious car manufacturer (Porsche for instance) to replace these clown pizza pastas, can't even make a car that's reliable. Their cooling was shit in Melbourne, now the mgu-h what's next? Flying suspensions and exploded gearboxes? Can't wait to see how they fuck up Shanghai

Mama-mia!

Amx not getting a podium

fucking great race
leclerc was robbed
amx had a good race as well, would have had podium if not for the safety car
>renault
what the fuck is going on with the frogs?

I don't even know what's the point of Ferrari anymore

Vettel Raikkonen switch mid season

At least Ghastly continues to be eternally exposed

Is there a Renault in existence which just doesn't break up on you.

i dont allow myself to fall for the ugly trap of comparison. I work on myself and become the best version of myself. You're never going to be happy if you keep trying to compare your life to someone elses

t.

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-PREDICTION-
Leclerc will choke the next race and all then leclercboos will curse him despite sucking his donger today

Somewhere out there there's a brit who got drunk and bet everything on a Merc 1-2 and somehow just became a millionaire

>tfw 99kg
>tfw 1.93m
Who here /metricbigguy/

have sex

lmao that's great, how disrespectful
They even said "hymno nacional de francia"

Genuinely didn't know you was limited to making 5 active threads at once desu. You did alright today Philippines poster

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Porsche is afraid of F1 total pussies.

Espace F1

Really makes you think...

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I bet Ricciardo misses Red Bull right now.

This, absolute shambles

Time to stop posting, Amx

Rate that shit.
Solid 8.5 for me.

I'm at work and couldn't watch the race live, gonna watch a recording later this afternoon, am i in for something good?

Nothing is solve.

nah.

she want's dario's d.

IM SO MAD ABOUT RACE RESULTS
>But also I'm glad it was a good race, just like Baku

8/10 would not watch again for the feels ;(

>shut down Sharl's engine

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yeah HAM BOT LEC

To screw over great drivers, cough Alonso cough Lecute

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At least this relieves the rage of livershit lucking out again

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it's part of a much, much bigger plan.

173cm 66kg list me

fap fap fap

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I agree with you. If it wasn't for SC he would have collided Leclerc and got into the podium. Such a same to the SC to appear

No

Do you think I'd need to be wearing a full Senna kit for maximum success? I'll try to see if I can't get the steering shaft to clonk me on the head too.

>tripfag likes a narcissist

They should drop the breaking Nooburing records and shit and make an F1 that would end this MWL nightmare

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Gotta admit that AMX getting screwed out of a podium by Renault felt familiar.

Reminder Alfa is 4th only thanks to ole man GIMI

next time, they fight back

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>Margot Lafitte literrally crying

E X P O S É

ROMAIN IZ A VERY GUT DRIVAH, HE JUST NEEDZ MOAR KONFIDENZ

>change intake design from a oval to a smaller triangle
>overheating problems
>performance gets sucked into its own asshole
well done f*rrari

What is Renault's explanation for this?

>MWL

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Delusional Vettel fan that has just seen the light today. Ferrari has lost the last years supporting this cunt.
Fuck Vettel, fuck his mustache, fuck germany.
The absolute state of german drivers today

Thanks lad
Have some refreshing Rich Energy

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>CRLS SNZ
REEEEEEEEEE

Have Ferrari/Vettel said why Vettel lost his front wing?

Not is fault, grow up

>tfw after we win World War III, US defense contractors like Lockheed Martin and Boeing will form an F1 team, and use black budget fighter jet technology to create the greatest F1 cars known to man
Be afraid eurocucks, be very afraid.

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Grossjean will finish 4th next race. Just like last year

Go away romain nobody likes you

More like I like watching you hypocrites SEETHE

if you're not a girl, kys

Based race today, bros. I was in bed hungover going in and out of sleep til about lap 30 then it got interesting.

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Go talk to your therapist Romain

stop seething AMX

>Ricciardo
>Sainz
>Grosjean

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Gimi and AMX carrying their teams lol

He fought well. Honestly I don't blame him

Mfw Hamilton wins another race he doesnt deserve

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Steiner you need to stop covering for Grosjean, how long is Gene going to put up with this? Should try and poach Versteppen or Norris.

>Boeing
So a Fat F1 car with awful aero that crashes after turn 1 everytime.

HE IZ VERY FAST ON GUT DAY

No.
Likely it was just the vibration from the flat spots causing the wing to oscillate until the mounts broke.

Similar to Gimi in 2005
youtube.com/watch?v=VceO8Lb3Q2k

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It didn't happen, brothers.

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>buy a Yea Forums pass
>still have to solve impossible-to-solve captcha

If this post makes it, it means i managed to solve it.

>don't put wheel back in car
>car can't be moved
>cucks max YET AGAIN
BASED

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does anyone have a webm of the mercedes pit crew cheering as bottas passes a car with a broken engine

>amerifats in charge of f1 cars
>it only makes left turns

you're doing it wrong

>Bottas 44
>Hamilton 43
>Ferrari 48

Fugging 'el

i could sit on your shoulders and we could form a voltron esque mega person
>1.75m
>62kg
get mogged

but user, WW3 will be race wars, everyone knows that.

Vettee is fast but his racecraft is poor, we always knew this.

See how Kimi last year could fight on track with Hamilton no problems, yet Vettel always crashes, spins or some other shit.

You are going to be so fucking mad when the F1000 is setting pole time by 15 seconds or more every race. Tick tock, faggot.

f1 circuits have turns

Am okay to say when he fucks up (and god he did it a lot last year), but for the moment it's just not his responsibility, you all see he's quite good in quali. Et toi fils de traître tu vas baisser d'un ton, un pays ça se supporte pour le meilleur et pour le pire

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if i was a yankee doodle i would have the motivation and the means to kill myself.

fuck off back to nascar hank j hackenbacker III

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Made me chuckle.

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they dont like the gay engine and are smart enough to know merc rigged the game with said gay engine

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breddy gud

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how tall is Mattia Binotto? Whole my life I thought Italians are manlets by genetic design?

Just look out the window

They had even gayer engine in WEC

And then it crashes with a software failure after the first turn, the new Renault.

>Et toi fils de traître tu vas baisser d'un ton, un pays ça se supporte pour le meilleur et pour le pire
lmao not supporting this half swiss cunt
Gasly is fucking trash and I'm glad he's getting exposed too
Renault... I don't think I have to say anything here

do you not understand that F1 is primarily an engineering competition?

>Renault sucks
>Haas sucks
>Force $troll sucks
>even Alfa and Mclaren can beat them now

I'm fucking seething, lads

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>fast
>poor racecraft
thats hamilton dumb dumb. vettee is just a CHOKE god

Gimi`s vibrations were much worse because the tires were even worse than Vettel`s after the flat spot today.
But you are probably still right.

I would pay to hear the radio feed between Max and his engineer when he was told that a safety car was coming out due to Ricky's cheekiness

apparently they have some variety in that regard

>tfw Sainz would've been on podium

i got the answer to the second part of my comment
>Mattia Binotto (born 3 November 1969 in Lausanne), is a Swiss-Italian engineer
the height is swiss.

Wtf, we're supposed to turn right?!! Typical yuropoors changing the rules to make it impossible for Americans to compete.

>ERS-light is still on
Hmmnmnmn.

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Porsche was barely beating Toyota, Toyota got exposed as fuck in F1.

Porsche is afraid that people will see their cars getting rekt in F1 and ruin their super cars reputation.

nth for lando

Lads as much as shit this have been, looking further at the great picture for me it have turned out to be positive, my only motivation for following f1 lately was getting my fantasygp predictions right, this forged a new idol for me, someone to cheer for after schumi and nando left.

That said i cannot believe that the one race that is actually kino in ~4 years is this much of a shitshow, fuck verstappen, fuck mercedes and FORZA FERRARI

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>the virgin millenial
>the CHAD zoomer

don't worry, I don't really expect brits to understand basic decency

>Eurocucks can't even comprehend the might of American engineering
Turning will be made obsolete, the F1000 will simply warp the space around it to move from point A to B.

>Gimi`s vibrations were much worse because the tires were even worse than Vettel`s after the flat spot today.

That's why I said similar, not the same :^)
Was just trying to demonstrate the forces that flat spots can put through the car.

Mission Winnow really driving people back to cigarettes.

5D chess

moto gp is next

>Haas stupidity dropped my fantasy team 7 spots
Damn one stop strategy

Any american driver warps space around them because they're FAT

>the might of American engineering
>MUH FLAG
>t. can't even put together IKEA furniture without help

>Thinks the companies responsible for making the greatest fighter jets in the world will fuck up the software on a silly car

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APOLOGIZE

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He is pure

En 44 t'aurais eu froid au crâne soeurette

Ferrari needs an energy drink sponsor, clearly.

Sainz left him no room and got what he deserved

This goblin is pretty quick

>being this delusional

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Is it already time for Ferrari blues

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Being a Ferrari fan is eternal suffering
I only cheer for Gimi and Kvyat now.

>foolishly decided I didn't want chocolate for /snacks/
>Ferrari threw it all away
>Vettel threw it all away

Really ruined my /comfy/ for a great race.

wow you are literally me

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*crashes a 737 max in your pit lane*

>Insulting the US when you're on a US imageboard typing in English
Kek Lockheed Martin would wipe the fucking floor with any of these "companies"

>Ferrari

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why is norris so good>

What a fucking Chad LMAO, just rammed his way past the little cuck

God this misplaced pride is fucking cringe. Everyone shits on Renault cars in France, don't even try to pretend otherwise. Gasly is a bad driver, that's a fact and he won't even finish the season at Red Bull.
Grosjean is a walking meme by this point, he doesn't need supporting

>I'm a tough guy because MUH FLAG

*cringe*

It has been like this since 2007 Hans

RIC had MGU-K failure

BUSSINESS IDEA: LINCH VERSTAPPEN

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>Thirdworld monkey pilot crashes a 737 max
Interesting that American airlines have been operating the same model for hundreds of flights with no issues. Just goes to show how non-Americans can't be trusted to understand our technological marvels.

Where was he supposed to go? You can at least partly blame a lot of incidents on amx, but this wasn't one of them.

vandorne, who?

'Are Lewis wins
'Are Lando sixth
'Are George beats dat Polski race winning team mate of 'is by bleedin' ten seconds

Dat Vett-uhl? Beaten by 'are Lewis.
Dat Lek-lerk? HAHAH, dem Itais don't know 'ow to make a bleedin' car.

Face it ya bleedin pooftas. Brit-ain is gonna win from now on.

Conrod go through it?

Agree

could yoiu faggots just stop replying to the obnoxious American?
his trolling is piss poor and hurts to read

>you should not celebrate success in a competition which is your entire livelihood
fuck off Luigi you salty cunt

>tfw Alex Jacques commentary for the whole race

Pity they couldn't sneak in excitable Italian man. Would have been perfect.

>Massa

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in his first two f1 races, IN A MCLAREN:
>two q3s
>one points finish (p6 ofc)
>overtakes ricc
>defends against KIMI FUCKING RAIKKONEN
>drives a renault oowered car and doesnt break down
didnt like him at first but the way he talks shit reminds me of myself. and now that i see hes got the speed and racecraft to back it up ill defo be rooting for him. hopefully the mclel gets better or he hops on a better team to where we see him and leclerc battle

>second race, already reliability pb

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It's kinda ironic to blame others for speaking english when your own country is half hispanic

kino image

>"Stop being them"
>DNFs from engine failure

Really opens the mental DRS.

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ENGERLUND

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BADGER RESULTS ARE HERE

How did you guys do? 163 pts here.

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>Raghunathan receives grid penalty for Baku Feature Race
>MP Motorsport’s rookie Mahaveer Raghunathan had a challenging end to his F2 debut weekend: after today’s sprint race it was found that the Indian driver had passed the chequered flag twice and that he maintained racing speed for the duration of the extra lap.
>As a consequence, Raghunathan was given a drop of 10 places on the grid for the next race which will take place in four weeks’ time at Baku in Azerbaijan.

Fucking poo in the loos

>STOP [...] THEM
It was right under our noses all along

if its any consolation, the rest of the world views leclerc as french. because he is
sainz sucks lol
>DIVEBOMB
>MUH CORNER NOW
>WTF HOW COULD HE HIT ME STEWARDS HELPPPP
typical millenial move

>gimi carrying an entire team

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148

Got most of the predictions right but Tricky Ricky on the team fucked me over.

Anyone else hate Crofty?

Tricky Ricki for traps?

just came home and i'd like to say the following:
FUCK Ferrari
FUCK Vettel
FUCK Mercedes
and most importantly
FUCK this semen-slurping """sport"""

everything is under his nose

If pizza pasta ferrari idiots don't make leclerc the number 1 driver they'll throw away another season (because this one is already looking grim). The dude is faster than Vetspinnlel, he should've ignored the orders and passed him in Melbourne and he was killing the whole field today until superiore italiano engineering didn't fail him

>nobody's talking about Lewis bullying Vettel so har he made him spin

>vettee
lmao

So, is it now apparent enough to be stated as fact?

Marchionne specifically wanted Leclerc in Ferrari for this season and insisted on his plan being implemented even after his death. When it was initially announced, most perceived it to be something against Gimi, that Marchionne simply wanted Gimi gone from the team. However, I think it had fuck all to do with him or his results. Sure he is way past his prime but he performed the supporting driver role with zero drama and was essentially the perfect driver for that role, to support Vettel.

Marchionne's plan wasn't a criticism of Kimi, it was a criticism of Vettel. He wanted Charles in the team because he wants a driver in the car who can actually win a championship with the car provided. The fact is that Vettel choked TWO consecutive years where he was provided a top tier car and I don't think this went unnoticed by the people who matter. I don't think there is a bigger sin as a Ferrari driver than wasting the potential of a great car, and Vettel did that two years in a row. Sure we are only 2 races into this season, but this plan is already showing to be the right one. Leclerc is on pace almost immediately and this weekend he was simply just the better driver of the two. It actually demonstrated it perfectly; Leclerc was cruising comfortably in the lead and Vettel ended up choking under pressure and destroyed his own race, when he had such a car that he shouldn't have even been fighting with Hamilton in the first place.

Leclerc is Ferrari's future, and there is nothing Vettel can do about it. He will either succumb to a supporting role (unlikely to go down well, or at all), change teams and go back to Red Bull or something or just retire after his contract is over and go down in history as the greatest carbabby that ever raced in F1. Seek in your heart and you know this to be true.

Literal wompa lompa

yes, approximately everyone

It would have been interesting if the gimi vs norris could have carried on a few more laps

they would just be another renault if they were in f1

Kek did he really think he gonna get away with it?

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who /motogp/ here

Just making sure that fucker's incessant babbling bothers everyone else.

Yes but every year after Australia I have at least some hope. Now I don't even have that..

All jokes aside, it hurts to see Kubica struggle. Was hoping for p8-12 potential.

You already know who's gonna dump Vettee and eternally live relentless inside Ham's head

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see you next race

>*bzzt* *bzzt*
>Yes?
>Leclerc's engine is fucked, he's going to finished 4th
>He's not going to get podium?
>Yes
>...
>Cut the power on the Renaults

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nice try "gimi".

i see through your tricks

>fact

Yet you came to your conclusion first and invented a theory to support it.

youtube.com/watch?v=zxSam711dfI
kubica's first few laps at the start. the fw42 is a fucking pig, but we can put the arm 'argument' to bed for good.

>2017 Ferrari
>top-tier car

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Did they broke at the EXACT same time or there is a few seconds difference?

he must mean that it was the most arousing to look at.

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williams need to find whatever issue is with his car relative to russell's asap.

Horrible
>have kmag, swape him for gross juan, idiot fucks up quali and race
>have vettlel, idiot fucks up and spins again
>have mclel, fucking deformed frog trash es sainz race
>have >haas
>have ferrari, they ferrari themselves

It was all pointed out to be ez +200pts gp, my predictions where on point, except I didnt predict everyone to be a bunch of incompetent blokes, everything went wrong

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its absolutely mind numbing the stupid drivel that comes out of his mouth. he doesnt have to shout every boring thing that hapoens in an ever higher pitched voice

>He will either succumb to a supporting role (unlikely to go down well, or at all),

I feel like we will see a repeat of 2007 Alonso vs. Hamilton, with Vettel pulling shit like Alonso did.

Then he will rage-quit and go back to Red Bull who will fire Gasly because he's shit.

ugly fucker

>he doesnt have to shout every boring thing that happens

tbf he doesn't when someone passes Lewlew

lol what a moron. merc are worth much more than lockheed martin aka OverbudgetDelayedShit

> Formula.1.Drive.to.Survive.S01.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.x264-NTG

Has anybody seen this and is it kino?

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still delusional. where does your hatred of superior german engineering come from

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The main issue is sitting behind the wheel

Wot if, the McLaren, had a Mercedes engine

Fun for Gunther shenanigans, not very good if you already knew what happened. Lots of the drama is played up or utterly fabricated.

fuck off esteban.

if youve followed F1 the past year you pretty much know everything, but its still a good watch

Then they would have never signed Alonso, because Mercedes would never have allowed that.
>they still HATE him for Skygate

wish russel was in mclaren with him instead of sainz

great if you ship Cyril and Christian

I don't think it's the car.

it was nice filler content for the late off season, but now that the new season has started, I wouldn't bother. It's old shit.

Just shitpost here to pass the time.

I did shit, was 1st, now 7th. It were mostly my predictions that fucked me up. No need to make panicked changes in my lineup. Sainz would normally have finished above Norris. Only Kvyat is in danger of being dropped, though I'm not sure for whom.

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So, is Vettel still fooling anyone here?

Kimi is going to ruin Gio the Nazi's career completely.

This, when has alfa romeo been this high?
Gimi doing some great job with shitty car and Aline since Gio is useless

>double podium in the first race then nothing for the rest of the year
or
>build the fastest fucking thing on wheels but it blows up every second race and loses them the championship

Its ok I guess, top bants from Gunther.

He's still better than Senna
>more championships
>can handle left hand turns
>has never been humiliated by a manlet Frenchman

They would for first two years and then they'd start winning

Well, it's April Fools day tomorrow.

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I don't care about Senna though

2/10, made me reply

kubica regarding the post-bahrain test:
>As far as I know, we will use my car for the test.George will be able to find out about something over the next few days

Fuck off Burger
It's a sad day as is. And Russia still makes the best military equipment.

Gimi confirmed for Antifa

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>>has never been humiliated by a manlet Frenchman
Leclerc will expose him don't worry

I watched his times closely and around 27-30 lap something happened and he started losing massively
He was doing quite well in 1st part of the race

>It was the tail-wind!
>Lewis was in the pocket and I had bad wind!
>Dust on the track!

Amazing he upgraded his trick to spinning without having contact with anyone

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What a sad day those wops need to stop putting olive oil in their fucking engines

>leclerc
>french
Nonononon voir ses lips

>Sauber/Alfa went from shitters to best of the rest in 2 years
>Williams went from respectable midfielders to shitters in 2 years

seething pastanigger

they are merely hiding their true power level. This season, everyone will be thinking that they goofed up. Next season, with an even better engine and a decent chassis, they'll be ze real underdogs. You can see mclaren performing rather well

>Monaco
>Not France

Don't be jealous you don't have your own tax haven

Went up 22 places
Today was a good day
Shame about Leclerc though

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New fan of F1. Was Nico a better driver than Hamilton when he raced? That seems hard for me to believe since Hamilton has 5 championships, but everyone treats Rosberg like a god.

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true. but i wish stoffel were still in sainz seat

Leclerc is not a manlet tho

>t. Netflix babby

he's a twink, that'll do

I'm 6'7" 23 stone

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No further action re. ricky and the wheel. Would have probably electrocuted himself putting the wheel back on.

>shorter thank 6'3"
>not a manlet
lol

>Alonso and Button leave
>McLaren starts finding pace

Based

This race fucked up my anxiety. I guess that’s a good thing all things considered

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pretty sure his height got EXPOSED next to vettel, they were the exact same height and hes 5'9

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not quite as clear cut as that

sauber are cyclical shitters - good car, bad car, good car, bad car

>2012 - 126 points
>2013 - 57
>2014 - 0
>2015 - 36
>2016 - 2
>2017 - 5
>2018 - 48

>eternal gaul grasping straws to cover up their incompetence
*AHEM*

RENAULT
GROSJEAN
GASLY

thank you

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Lolol. Nico was one of the best constantly fucked by a cheating biased Mercedes team. He could have gone down as better then Alonso if Mercedes weren't on Hamilton dick so much

Thought twinks were supposed to be manlets desu

>mfw the earth is a world full of dwarves

t. manlet

Yes please kill yourself

>>Williams went from respectable midfielders to shitters in 2 years

tbf Williams were just enginebabbys

>it's another /f1/ gets BTFO episode

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You're welcome, races would be fucking boring without Grosjean and Renault shenanigans
Gasly is just embarassing though

Need to see proof senpai

>shorter than 7 feet
>not a manlet

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>ferrari has reliability issues
>huge time margin to mercedes during the winter tests so decide to tame down the engine enough to save the engine while still being in front
>turns out the engine were too tamed down, mercedes wins
>decide to not tame down the engine for the next race
>engine sharts the bed and gives mercedes the win

it's over

We should take out all the gay tech and make it just about the engines again

>renault and grosjean not embarrassing
Grosjean has more DNF'S than top 3's. He hasn't won a race in ten (10) seasons of F1. Renault is a complete debacle.
>grand promises to RB for 3 seasons
>1000 days later
>more DNF's than finishes
France is a joke.

>Not being between the 182-185cms range master race

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>LeCute's GF had a race party to watch him get his first win

RIP in piece

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Lecuck's season so far:

Australia: gets btfo by Vettel all weekend and disregards team strategy to make it look as though there were "team orders"

Bahrain: detroys his engine in a desperate but futile attempt to get his first win

Oh shit didn’t know he was using Kimi’s suit

fuck the meme V6 soiboi turbos, France ruled the V8 era

Don't even know where to start

Did Vettel get touched or not?

And what do you call someone who went toe to toe with "the greatest driver of the modern era" and beat him to total pole positions over a season and to a championship, all in the same car? Doesn't sound like a shit driver to me.

First thing you have to learn as a new fan, is that the English language F1 media is dominated by the British, and they're all nationalistic dickriders who seethe over Germans who dare beat Brits.

See:
>Schumacher
>Vettel
>Rosberg

no

>Another man is there
Jesus can his day be even worse.

>perfectly normal student-looking apartment
wtf I thought these people were all filthy rich?

>on est lá

More like

>On est hors de la course

During the race you mean?

>He could have gone down as better then Alonso
l m a o

I doubt Hanna ever will again after this.

>flatscreen TV
>not off brand Pringles and Cola
>wooden floor

They're the 1%

>immediately grasping straws again
Stay mad. You're barred from replying on this board until anything renault or grosjean finishes a race.

>World class F1 driver
>Your girlfriend doesn't even come to the race

There is actually two men there.

Uncle's dead, no need to debate on this

>bringing your girlfriend to work

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it's Monaco, even that costs a couple of million

>anything renault or grosjean finishes a race.
oh come on that's rough

>instead she parties with TWO (2) dudes
wew

it's a small town with normal people that happens to have a few billionaires inflating property values.

That balcony probably overlooks the middle of Monaco not the middle of Detroit

Fucking oligarchs

True

Its not like he working a 12 hour shift in a mine

He's balls deep in Vettel's wife right now

Try to keep up, m8
/f1/ already figured out exactly where Leclerc lives in Monaco.

that's right user, they're just like you. don't forget to subscribe to F1TV.

>LeCute's GF is now playing F1 2018 trying to win at Bahrain in a Ferrari

pls stop this is too QT

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Who is Vettee's wife anyway?

>Ferrari

No it's really not. A flat in Monaco costs around 4000 to 5000€ a month lmao

the madman about to eat 5 pringles at once

There there little boi

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>she didn't even spin

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So, did Ferrari sack the wrong driver?

>T300
yep, hardware failure is imminent

I literally want to die rn

Step away, Gashit, we have a new king in town.
Also, is Norris, dare I say it, based?

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yeah I covered that
>a few billionaires inflating property values

Having 2 number 1s is not a good environmental idea you know

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Aren't those the chili flavored ones too?

WOW

had to watch the race at my in laws

how was the shitposting?

How often will Vettel spin during the remaining season?

They had 1 and they sacked him

shit

fuck, you really know you're part of the elite when you can afford more than two pringles at once
I bet he uses triple sheets toilet paper as well

No "normal people" can afford to pay thousands of € for a studio m8, there are no middle class or under left in Monaco

Can I still vote on this?

>some kind of soviet making the graphics
>kvyat in top 3
big think.jpg

MEGA LOL

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He is going to have an absolute meltdown at some point if Leclerc keeps up the pace.

Pr

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lmao, actual cringe!

>You can hear her in the back ground singing the EBIC MUSIC

It's amazing the small things a WAG can do to go way up in my estimation.
Giada is now in the current top 3

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i like it

it's according to the poll
Yeah, I will update it later

It takes more than small things to be in the top 3 though.
Like lewds.

I absolutely hope so. Let's be honest: Leclerc is the only hope for a non-Mercedes WDC.

I don't think Vettel is capable of that at all.

I hope Vettel will be okay. A man get only get Btfo so many times before he snaps.

Is it for the Bahrain GP or I need to take into account also previous race?

zero times because he is on the mission to winnow

Bahrain only

Ok boys, I now realized what will happen
>Leclerc exposes Vettee
>Total Ferrari chimpout
>Hammo-Leclerc Ferrari 2020

Grosjean will give him his therapists number

How can people not like Vettel for his meme value?
We're talking about a man who literally told the race director to "fuck off" on the team radio mid race.

Is /f1/, dare I say, full of normies?

Gasly is getting thoroughly exposed, McLaren looking strong

Gimi is still Ferrari's last GP winner

>409 votes

What the fuck? Are there so many raceposters?

That is unfair on her though as she has to be compared to Charles in any beach shots.
I will say though that she has somehow managed to break 4k Stogram as only 200 of the 1000+ pictures I have from her show up.

reads like a mansell tweet, kek.

I havent done the poll or posted here all day.
So I guess there are even more

wat

Apparently, I was surprised too. A lot of lurkers, perhaps

You know realize Lewis only cares about being in the fastest car, and his kissing up to Leclerc was just a ploy to try get a Ferrari seat

You can vote multiple times

Vettel is a high-test driver, not everybody can cope with that

To be honest, I should have watched some PUERA racing instead

Bottas leading the WDC by 1 point :^)

Now we just wait for Sky to REEEEEE.
My bet is Ted Kravitz on his new midweek review show.

>I was wrong about the p8 tho

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Kmag >>> H*lk

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Oh, it counts all votes, not the number of people that voted

About time Ferrari dropped this shitter.

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>driving and drinking
VERY problematic

>streaming f1tv via the ipad to a bigass hdtv
seize the means of production, destroy the bourgeoisie, marchon!

people who hate Britain who only watch British broadcasters, love it

I never said he was a shit driver, I literally did not know and was hoping for someone to fill me in.

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no, more like
>ferrari gets tired of mission no wins
>quits f1 in 2020
>fiat chrysler f1 resources go to alfa memeo
>they become the new ferrari
>gimi signs 1 year extension in 2021
>RAI - LEC lineup
>gimi wins wdc at 42 years of age
>quits as a champ
>LEC wins the next 4 WDCs after gimi
>vettel dies in a car accident near heidelberg, when he crashes his car into a tractor in heavy rain

Had to bail out after the first round of pitstops but I know that lecute lost power and the neekeri won.
is still worth to watch the race, or was it shit besides the Lecute drama?

Somebody please translate this Egyptian Emoji message into English, thanks.

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Based

>Your appointment to Renault should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with Ricciardo.
>I take it he was agreeable?
>He didn't really have a choice
>Does he regret leaving Red Bull?
>Ah yes, most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for Gasly's replacement, he was so willing to keep the steering wheel off, it was almost pathetic.
>This Leclerc — his skills are intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain them.
>Why contain them? Let them spill over into the tracks and the podiums. Let the drivers of Mercedes pile up in the losers column. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.
>I've received reports of intentional contact among drivers. There's not enough points to go around, and the midfielders are starting to get desperate.
>Of course they're desperate. They can smell their contract's expiration, and the sound they'll make rattling their halos will serve as a warning to the rest.
>Hmm. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. The others may not go as quietly as you think. FIA indicates they're behind the problems in the drivers meetings
>A bunch of pretentious carbabies playing at running the track, but the track left them behind long ago. We are the future!

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ROFLMAO @ FART

Remember when Crofty only mention how effective the extra DRS was when Vettel passed Hamilton?
Why would he say that?

Ham pull nice move for once
And vette exposed himself
Hulk and riccy drama also

What does this have to do with >MUH FLAG REEEEEE ?
You're fucking pathetic.

>people who hate watch British broadcasters
Ah, no sweetie. Murdoch owns the rights everywhere and uses it in every country to save his precious money.

LoveDeathRobots

I guess they are calling Lewis a robot

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Business idea: I stop watching F1 and stop feeling excruciating pain every other week

You OK mate? Gonna have breakdown?

basisch post

of course he is bad, however
this is a fault of his team

Lmao

The worst part is that brainless normies will swallow it hook line and sinker.

Solid 8/10 race so worth watching yes

Ferrari manlets BTFO
nobody can compete with Mercedes Herrenrasse Chads
cope harder Vettelfags

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NEW THREAD

Check em

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You doing alright pal? Let it all out.

I feel bad for Bottas. He's pulling himself together and he might compete for drivers championship, but they're gonna ditch him for Ocon 2021.

BASADO

Our entire country is listed as a tax haven