ORIOLES V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

I've always have sensed that michael kay has or is currently banging mere' on the low. seriously. they keep touching in photos like that over the last few years

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is it gonna be another year where tons of rain delays absolutely destroy our schedule?

I think I might lose it if that's the case. do not remind me about a million day rain delay season around me or my wife's son again

This is the crowd and Sunny Gray went
>2.2 innings, 5 hits, 2 ER, 4 BB
so if its not the NY pressure, is it just that sunny gray sucks?

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lol

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>dodging the fucking orioles

how is the weather in NYC? any hope?

clearing up in about an hour and a half

isn't it like 35 degrees in ohio right now though?

also, to answer your question: yes

bump

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where is basebALLLLL

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>4:20 PM
blaze it

still here. I drank my gametime adult sodas. got to get more but I'll pass out. damnit

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yes. it didn't even rain that bad today. we're gonna have a lot more of these

bad choice friendo
get an energy drink and drink lots of water

TARP IS OFF
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

>48 degrees and raining
this should be interesting
someone is going to strain a muscle

OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo SAAAYYY CAN YOOOOOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

thank god all our players stand for the flag
#boycottnfl

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>sonny grave

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>CB Buckner
gg O's

and here we go back on the roundabout

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

nothing more than I FUCKING HATE is fucking first inning runs.. I have said to myself time and time again that starting pitching is sketchy and yeah. thank you, brian you fucking faggot

LMAOOOOOOOOO YANKEES SUCK DICK

are we going to lose our first series of the year to the orioles

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chris davis is so done

that was his best AB in 3 years

just so you know, we won 2 series in the entire 2018 season

a while ago that fly ball would've been gone, he's lost the strength and bat speed. there's nowhere for him to go but the glue factory at this point

gardner pls go :(

user in Yea Forums, you’re on da air. What’s hppenin’ user.

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you ever wanna just kill yourself sometimes? I do. *hangs up*

Hey Mike do you think Eli can finish his career as a Yankee? Thanks I'm hanging up now

hey mike, long time caller, first time listener - anyways should i get tickets to the game for my wifes son and her ex boyfriend jamaal? they love the dodgers but i figured they might the yankees if i give them my allowance this month to get tickets

i wanna slap ya buttcheeks

Must be moron hour. Aughkay, user in /so/ go ‘head.

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hey mike how did ted Williams win the triple crown if he’s not an horse? I’ll take your answer off the air.

hey mike, do you think fucking traps is gay? I fell for a broad that was a 9/10 but she (he) has a gigantic cock and it's having me feel a certain way.. whatcha think?

5'11" vs 6'

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Cone is the most autistic motherfucker

poor lil white boy

Hey Mike...listen I don’t like the Yankees new hitting philosophy they need someone who can teach the guys the way to do things and that man is Jason Giam- *click*

>"David," Cashen said, "you need to know you've been accused of rape."

>Cone was told that a woman from New Jersey claimed that Cone had invited her to his hotel room and forced her to have relations with him. Charges were eventually dropped.

>Another incident, this one at Shea Stadium, involved three women who claimed Cone had exposed himself to them while he was in the bullpen. Two of the accusers dropped charges while the third woman settled out of court.

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yikes!!!

Man, we suck right now. When's Girardi coming back?

Even Paul knows he's creepy but they just keep him on because he knows how to pitch

YEESSS time to get clowned on by Dylan fucking Bundy i want MOOOORE

>yfw for some reason dylan bundy is always cy young against the yankees

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It's all Cashmans fault.

more dingers

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gonna be a long year lads.

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Take happ's ass out or else I'm going to start saying fire boone

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>gray is gone but now happ is garbage

are you Don LaGreca?

gleybae

gleybae is a reddit tier nick name
the official gleyber nick name is
GLEEBS!'

based meredithposter. glad baseball season is back

gleebs is a fine nickname but this post isnt.

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this
can FUCK OFF

H O R S E
O
R
S
E

I do not browse reddit and if it came from there how would I know lol whatever
appreciate it

Take Gardner outside the back of the stadium and have him shot.

god damn gardy you couldn't even work the count?

top of the order kills the energy once again

How many games does Brett get

working the count is the only thing Gardy is really good for, 10 pitch at bats are his specialty. and he cant even seem to do that the past few games.

>every batter is an 0-2 count

hey mike if a pitcher had to fire baseballs out of his asshole like a cannon, what would his stats look like? I'll hang up and listen

I was thinking 100, but I wouldn't be surprised to see ~60 now

Somebody
Anybody
Hit
The
Ball

>Dylan “Pedro Martinez” Bundy
this fucking team hasn’t been the same since Girardi left and “Dude” came in

>all these fake yankees fans hating of gardy
He can kill you just with thinking power. Get off his back.

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gritner should HIT THE BALL

Giancarlo "Plate Discipline" Stanton

just score 1 at least

shitkees thought they were actually gonna score lmfao

I mean this Bundy guy was a real jerk

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clone bernie williams and throw him on this fucking team, thanks

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

O's are going 161-1

that wasnt even a good pitch fucks sake

yeah it was lol

why don't other teams use the bases loaded strategy more?

it was a hanging slider that didnt break much. it was in the wheelhouse

and all the faggots on YES Network kept saying we didn’t need a Machado or Harper. THEY ACTUALLY HIT WITH RISP

>RISP
Yankees are a homerun team and these guys are always looking to hit it to the moon.

>t. brainlet
the yankees needed (and still need) SP over anything. you dont need to shell out over 300MM for positions you already have covered to boost an offense that scored the 2nd most runs per game on average the year before. its the 3rd game of the season, chill out

>that last place infographic and explanation
jesus christ how horrific

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>cessa
boone punting the game already, kek

boone is such a pussy. bring back girardi please

funny thing is that it shows or at least implies how little faith he actually has in his players, that they can't score 4 runs in 5 half innings

there was one game that he punted away putting in some bum, i forget who (gallegos?) and he gave up like 3 runs. the yankees hit a grand slam and two solo shots and were still down by one bc boone punted

yanks are a .500 team

inb4 gardy pop out

GRAND SLAM INCOMING
FUCK YOU

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>bases loaded
>2 outs
99% chance Gardy flys out to shallow center

Still time for it to start raining and it gets PPD before it becomes official

Based Cone was talking about SpongeBob during yesterday's game. This is my kind of autism.

might've been against the marlins, the punting was really bad in that particular series

check the radar faggot

all i can really remember was that it was a home game. i think..

>10 pitch at bat
this is prime Gardner

True Grit

finally he did something

that's how we do it grit

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ALL RISE

GRITNER

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thank god

MODERATELY JUDGED

J U D G E D
U
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MODERATELY JUDGED

OPPOSITE FIELD

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Let's Mike.

FUCK YOU

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STANTON WHAT THE FUCK

>stanton

>still losing
lmfao

that was the worst at bat I've ever seen

STANTON SUCKS. WASTE OF MONEY.

he's had 8 at-bats
yankees fans once again with the hard hitting analysis

he had such good at bats beforehand too

He was swinging like a 5 yr. old at teaball.

shit ending to the inning but at least they didn't RISP finally

didn't watch any spring training, what did I miss? Is bird still on the team and is he jacked now?

What is this franchises love affair with Luis Cessa? This is the year he has to pay off, for real

Fucking John Carlos.

legit Cessa's only W was against the O's last year

They’re praying Cessa has the Mets pitching meme magic

Why is Andujar always in trade talks? This player is a fucking keeper.

nice snag there. probably saved an extra base hit

he was decent in spring training so hopefully he won't shit the bed this year

>SANSHIT
HAHAHAHAHA

jesus fucking hell sanchez

errors man

These deadly Orioles, man. They'll really sneak up on ya.

Another season down the drain fuck it all I'm done

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he had the right spin axis

see ya faggot

damn that was obliterated

>77
nice
trust the process, nigga. now get in the car, we're making the yankees great again

Sanchez won’t ever be the same again. Girardi was the glue keeping Sanchez together.

Wet FartTurd
Starin' Fudgepacker
Longfartblow CantHit
Puke Toilet
Pighell Badpoofart
Gay Dirty Sanchez
Gay Turd
Gayturd Poorest
Pee Gay IsGayToo

we should have traded sanchez early last year before he was >exposed

hes having a bad game today but in the first two games he almost went yard twice. you fucks are so finicky i swear

Holy fucking based

mobile.twitter.com/Dianasnunez/status/1112373515305603104
BASED

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sanchez can only swing for the fences. he's slow as fuck and his only redeeming quality is that he has a fast pop time behind the plate.

every at bat is either a strike out, thrown out at first, fly out at the warning track or HR

>he's slow as fuck
meme, he has above average speed for his position. he only looks like he would be slow because he's so thick

>shouting at strangers but only from a safe distance away like a pussy is based

no one gives a shit. niggers shouldnt be allowed in the stadium anyway

>he's slow as fuck
literally every other catcher
>every at bat is either a strike out, thrown out at first, fly out at the warning track or HR
literally his only hits this season were singles, one was at least to the opposite side of the field to beat the shift.
the point is that its the 3rd game of the season and last season was marred by injuries. his healthy seasons were exponentially better. we cant close the book on him after game3

if you really gave a shit you'd go up to them and tell them

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shut the fuck up
romine is better

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>no one gives a shit
>if you really gave a shit
but the user said he didnt give a shit

if he truly didn't give a shit he wouldn't have brought it up

this post makes no sense.

GayGay Crap
Poopies Cesspool

>hurrr Durrell say it to my face
Sure thing internet tough guy

>hurr Durrell

I don't care about the tweet. I do care about bringing /pol/ shitposting into my yankees thread.

FINALLY GARDNER

grit

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The Yankees are going to waste this core because that gutless Keebler elf looking faggot Boone can't motivate this group. This team desperately needs a boot in the ass.

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DeGrom's fastball

Kluber's slider

John Means changeup

truly the legendary pitches of the MLB

This but unironically

Yankees new weakness: change ups away.

checked
sad but true today

>literally losing to a minor league team

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LOL FOR REAL?

This

is stanton the least clutch hitter in the mlb nigger literally only gets hits when it doesnt matter

now i know what it's like to be a stoolers fan

there's always some dumb bullshit that goes down in the late innings of yankee-oriole games

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it’s not what you want

close but no cigar

then again this stat also says Trout isn't clutch so idk

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LE POP-UPS

EL GARY

SHANCINO

GARY IS SCARY. HATERS APOLOGIZE NOW

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they need to get this faggot bird back into the minors so they can dh andujar and have lemahieu play 3rd

>still losing
lmfao

>sanchez haters silenced so they immediately turn to bird

wrong I hate stanton and bird idgaf about fatchez

>hating anyone other than boone and maybe holder

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>not hating le beautiful swing warning track power man

>not having a young players back just because he gets unlucky and ends up injured a lot
disgusting

DOOK LOST!

Why is the pitching still trash?

Holy fuck you're right. Boone is Mike Tomlin.

>GIVING UP A HOMER TO JOEY "AAAA" RICKARD
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

at least mike tomlin has a decent offensive playbook. boone is just "uhh idk man have you tried hitting a HR yet?"

>putting in tarpley
for what purpose?

davis has the punished beard goin rn

sounds like a mets fan tier cope desu

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So lads....

Where did it all go so wrong?
Is this really the same team that played in spring training? The yankees are looking like the JANKees the last 2 games.

And these are division games.

>bankees

nah, im just not gonna kick a guy down on his luck. it was unlucky for him to foul a ball of his ankle and then have the surgeon that the yankees hired not do the job completely

>hey we are only down by one run do I go to one of my proven relievers or this shitter that should be in the minors

>punting a game with a 1 run deficit after a 3 hour rain delay
everyone in the stadium should ask for their money back

This is pathetic

its the 3rd game of the season. yankees had a rough beginning to last season too but still won 100 games. one thing is for certain though, boone is a fucking cuck

everyone should be asking for boones head on a pike

that ungodly stretch from april-may did skew it though, for most of the season they played around .500 ball

im just saying it is too early make any conclusions. the opening weeks of baseball are so volatile. remember the opening stretch the mets had last season?

now imagine it was only a one run deficit....

hey the Os infield is imitating our infield :o

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yeah i agree with you totally. but i also feel like looking at the wins total doesn't give you the whole story.

imagine losing to this team ever LMAO

>side-arm fastball to second

Ungodly or godly?

>losing a series to Betamore

voit please don't try too hard to be a hero

Cant wait to hear Michael kay defend Boone tomorrow like the cuck he is

luke about to strike out trying to be a hero

>SCORING ZERO (0) RUNS
LMAO

How many times have they left the bases loaded this game? its 3 or 4, ive lost count

Season is over
Fire Boone

I hope they lose by 1 run so its more obvious to normie yankee fans how retarded Boone is

digits confirm

>quads
DO IT!!!

imagine being so unclutch that you have 14 LOB to the fucking orioles

Seriously do they even have a pitcher with an era below 5.0

Satan resurrecting the ghost of Steinbrenner to fire Boone

Who should the Yankees hire for manager instead? Joe G or Buck?

Mike francesa

lineup for the bottom of the 9th
>Andujar
>Sanchez
>bird

Andujar grounds out, sanchez flies out at the warning track and Bird strikes out

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Poach Jeb Bush from the marlins

Tommy Lasorda

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>tfw it''s not what you want

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The Orioles will finish with a better record than the Yankees this year, cap this

The only man on earth who would be worse than Boone, but it would be so fucking hilarious I wouldn't even care about the losing.

Hey Mike, now that the team is 1-2, do you think it's possible for an MLB team to go 160-2?

why the fuck did this faggot even warm up britton just to go to the b tier relievers

damn boone punting this so hard

>orioles win it all during a rebuilding year
MAGIC

Ah man you hate to see this

boone has literally no game plan whatsoever jesus christ

Just mercy rule this game

>yankees fans continuing to use the term 'punt' instead of realizing their team is shit

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>bucknor in no hurry to tighten the strike zone to get the game over with

could be a 10-spot boys

why are the orioles taking pitches with the bases loaded and no outs instead of trying to hit the ball 500 feet?

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>chad green could have been brought in instead of steven tarpley when they were only down 1
wow david cone is a genius

because they're not the yankees and they recognize that that shit doesn't work

thank you for spelling out the jokes implication

200iq

nice bounce back kahnle. hope that he shows his 2017 form consistently this year

How often did the yankees come back in the 9th last year?

I reiterate but ammend bird's to a strike out looking (and the ball is 3 inches off the plate)

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What a couple of evenly matched teams here today

Certainly looking forward to the next series between this two teams

you're very welcome
201 actually

this was like in early june

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ok. that was when they were on that nutty streak but ok.

1 down

nah when boone puts in the bottom end of a good bullpen he is punting. no one wants him to punt but since he is a cuck he does it. it could be a one run deficit but he decided to put in tarpley, a rather unproven young arm, instead of any of their top relievers

itll be worse then that. theyll get a couple baserunners and then fall out in order as each batter tries to tie it up

andujar will be shit this year and cashman will regret not trading him for a pitcher

Are you niggers really about to drop the series to the O's?

Givens is my favorite player

2 down. not exactly the warning track but I'll take it.

I'm calling Mike tomorrow to complain about this horseshit

how does givens get like 10 inches of horizontal movement on his pitches

apologize to bird right now

call michael kay instead and say boone is a retard so he comes up with some crazy mental gymnastics to defend him

sorry bird

lmao review that he's totally out

its ok
-bird

safe as fuck nerd

Unfortunate

Don't call it a comeback

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SAFE

everyone and their mother watched it in slow motion. its hard to just make biased decisions when its that cut and dry for everyone to see

Literally 1 more strike

DJ LeGodHieu

damn lemahieu really been showing out this series

>if boone wasnt a fucking moron this game would be tied

A valiant effort

Oreos are weak minded creatures

If Gardner is anything anymore, he's clutch. He'll find a way to get on base

Please

imagine if booney didnt bring in fucking TARPLEY when it was a one run game

>gardner getting cucked by the corpse of troy tulowitski
LOL

TULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULOTULO

one can only dream. too bad he committed to the punt in the 5th inning when he put in cessa

>Paul Fry
is there a shorter name in the MLB? my guy could probably fill out his scantrons in no time

What is the point of having the best bullpen in baseball if you never deploy any of them. Boone consistently throws in poo slingers when the game is still close. When the yankees inevitably claw back the 1 or 2 runs they were originally down, the game is already out of reach because the 8th best pitcher in the bullpen gave up some balloons. Girardi would have never let this happen.

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Ty Cobb

>actually
>seriously
>literally
>genuinely
>unironically
>really
>truly
>absolutely
>losing your opening series to the Baltimore Orioles

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boone's a retard, but girardi did this all the time too

girardi made bonehead mistakes but boone is 100x worse

WOOOOOOOOOO

First place suck it everyone else

ORIOLES NUMBA ONE! FUCK THE YANKEES!

Who's a bigger retard, Mickey Callaway or Aaron Boone?

>losing to the oreo lay’s
just end my life

Oh wait forgot about the rays. Dammit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED JEW YORK

agreed but i don't want his dumbass back either. the only thing binder man was good for was keeping gary's lazy ass in line

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Another no hits with men on, and can't beat 100 loss teams season

Ironically for Joe this is exactly what you want.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PUT A BIRD ON IT

The worst timeline is when the Yankees are better than Boston yet still have to play in the wildcard when the Rays win the division because they have a competent manager and at least A bullpen strategy. This is that timeline.

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lol the o's are so bad they win when they try to lose

>yfw the yankees also weren't that good against the tigers last year
it's gonna be a long year bros

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WHAT THE FUCK ORIOLES WE NEED TO LOSE NOT WIN! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TANK!

cope

>series
We have the tie breakers

They had to have a fucking players manager. The players didn't "like" Girardi enough. Sure he got the most out of them year after year, but who cares about that? We want the players to be happy, don't we? Isn't that the most important thing?

Also Girardi got into arguments with Cashman about how to run the team

As he should have. Fuck that kike manlet and his absolute power trip.

orioles remembered they're horrible at drafting and developing players and decided to win