/heem/ non early edition

>Fluke "Flooshed" Rockhold
nah

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On paper, Barboza should win 10/10 times

>got first round heemed by Bispking the cardio man

Poirier is very overrated imo. He's a perennial gatekeeper. The fact he beat Alvarez (lol), a blind man, a meme and a senior citizen doesn't change that.
If Max is anything like his old self it should be an easy win.

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Former UFC LW Champion.

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A lot of these former UFC champs who go fight in other orgs often struggle with fighters who are on a complete different level athletically thanks to years of unchecked roiding

he may have the best skillset on the planet but if they boy aint got no chin he aint got no chin. You gotta be able to take punches if you wanna be the best in your division

Pretty much. It's impossible to compete against the guy who were on trt all their life.

conor just aint that good

He will crumble when Jan hits him with a stiff 1-2

Johnson's record is now 19-14

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Other way around, Max has good cardio and a good chin, that's it. Poirier has a weak chin but still made it to the top, much more impressive.

rent free

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EDDIE GOT FLUSHED HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FROM THROWING THE CONOR FIGHT, YOU FAKE ASS CHEAP SHOTTING FAKE RESPECT FAKE HUMILITY BITCH

look at how out of shape he looks lol

conor was never good

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Johnson flushes Peahead in the rematch

>Gaethje vs McGregor
Would be something else lads

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Dan Miragliotta had a triple bypass surgery and not a single /heem/er knew. Honestly disappointed in you boys.

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I agree he did look out of shape and out of practice for the Khabib fight. Probably the only reason he lost.

Conor was a great featherweight but is just a 5-10 ranked guy in the lightweight division.

Eddie “The Underground Thrower” Alvarez

conor is a can and doesnt fight anymore

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I didn’t know because it was a quadruple you cazcuck

what a meme

I know. I just want Gaethje to win more

Is this normal line movement?

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Eddie “Paul Crewe” Alvarez

I am a Holloway fan but I hope porier wins so the division can move on and get away from super memefights

I noticed his recent absence but I did not look into it. I am glad he is doing ok and back reffing fights.

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rigged

Id say unironically yes. The ruskie was a munster fer shur and eddie serves his chin on a platter

is that robert kraft with a hot chick in the background lol

>t. Big Dan

based nonflushed

if dustin wins theyre giving conor a rematch against khabib

Max has some of the best striking in FW. It's not just the cardio.
Poirier is a jack of all trades, master of none. He's got decent striking, decent grappling, decent jits but he's not good enough in either area to beat great fighters.

I'm with you on the meme fights, if Khabib faces anyone but Tony next I'll be mad

Poirier winning is the shittest timeline because Max has been heemed back into cutbabbying and Khabib remains champ forever because Dustin hasn't a chance against him.
Max winning is the best timeline because Max is the only one at LW capable of ending the khabib meme. He is going to beat the fucking shit out of him my guy.

He threw another fight holy shit

I hope so

>wonderboy beaten by Pettis
>Lawler beaten by RDA

Why are lightweights so good? Top lightweights would beat the top welterweights

because the Lightweights are all secret cutbabbyint Welterweights in the first place

>crazy all-in heart man vs heavy handed heartlet
sounds gay tbqh

Dustin should have beat Conor but he let Conor mog him and win the psych war before they ever stepped in the cage.

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It's one thing to fight pillow fisted wrestlers and the other a guy nobody wants to fight again

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I don't think it would be that good. It would end in a heem in the first minute by whoever lands the first few good shots. I wanna see Gaychee Vs Max

because size difference is negligible but fighters cut as much as they can for as long as they can/as long as it still is beneficial. pettis v thompson was a good example actually. everyone going on about muh size and range but wonderboy was only just slightly larger

weight classes in many ways are a meme

Edson looked so black last night probably why he lost
light skin gang

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>just drank some cough syrup
>thought it had codeine in it
>DXM instead
uh oh

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Damn. Either Eddie threw it or some Russian billionaire decided to wager a cheeky $50 million for giggles.

Why is Eddie Alvarez losing a fight so surprising to a portion of you retards?

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I am now convinced Eddie threw the fight against Conor.

what does that mean?

Prepare to shit yourself

>everyone's talking about eddie
>dont remember him fighting last night but i didnt watch all fo the main card
>google
>one championship
>heemed in the first rd
Damn I didnt even know he left the ufc.

>no UFC next week
how are you're gentlmen coping?

his boxing alone disqualifies him from having the 'best skillset in mma ever'

oh, it's bet chances

Let's be real. Eddie looked like shit and he fights in organization where everyone is on juice. 9.0 coefficient is pure bullshit

yeah, and he has too much damage from ufc fights. It's over for him

I meant 1/9. Nobody wanted to put money on him so they increased the coefficients

I care more about GoT coming back in 2 weeks.

>best skill set
>still drops his hands on lazy punches
>has no 0 chin

Big laffs.

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You're wrong, Joe Rogan convinced you of that. He looks like anyone who watched a couple youtube videos on how to throw a few straights and body combos. He gets away with terrible defence because of his chin. Dustin is a jack of all trades, Max is a jack of none.

flushed so hard

both Eddie and Connie pretty much lucked into LW title

I'll wait for your apology when Max out-strikes Dustbin

or could it be that Eddie was in shit shape/ill and this info suddenly got known

Dusting is a can Max is going to fold him like a beach chair

I can'r fucking wait for Max x Khabib.

You won't get one because like I've already said, it's just genetics. He's not a good fighter.

Maybe UFC fighters are just not that good

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>I meant 1/9. Nobody wanted to put money on him so they increased the coefficients

No. Huge money came in on the other side, that's the only way to explain a dramatic jump like that. The only question is was Eddie paid to throw the fight, or did some rich guy decide to make a huge bet for fun.

Askren was out

based

That happened in the DC vs Lewis fight too. Cormier was around -800 to win throughout fight week and then suddenly on the day of the fight he dropped to -400. He later revealed during the post fight presser that he almost pulled out of the fight because the morning of the fight he hurt his back.

>Khabib tries to trade with Max as a result of his newfound confidence from heeming Goober
>gets swarmed and battered and mocked
>tries to lock Max up for the takedown
>MAXIMUM has already punched him in the head ten times by the time Khabib gets into the clinch and is knocked out
>Max holds his two belts which he will SURELY defend unlike goob
>goes onto the mic
>it is what it is
we fucking BLESSED baby

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for sure his ability to stick his chin out and get flushed over and over is an incredible skillset my man

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ortega has really done a number on frankie
he looks 50

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uhh no not khabib v max
give us the tony match already

Askren is undefeated in 3 organizations

Oh for sure it was cutbabby roidtega who did all that and not the countless wars and crazy amount of fight time he has.

based

Cringe

you said it b

He looks like Sammy Sosa

They rebalance it every time. It's a basic math. Coefficients should be tuned the way your get money anyway. There could be a lot of money on Timofey and Eddie got nothing because of the shitty coefficients. Japanese love betting too. Who knows how much money people put in the pot

Tony is not fighting this year my guy

Could you imagine if your friends and family saw your /heem/ posts
>user, you don't seriously rate Ortega, right?
Horrifying.

Tony is always fighting

GOAT profile pic.

oh for sure the guy who gave Max his hardest fight of all time, rocked him several times, became the first man to finish Frankie Edgar doesn't deserve to be rated. We have never seen Max react to punches like that before.

he looked apprehensive. probably weird going from fighting in the west to tokyo with those quiet attentive crowds.

i'm chalking this one up to nerves, change in setting, time change, and no weight cuts. he looked TINY in that fight.

His hardest fight was Aldo not roidega

UFC pretty much gets the most exciting fighters, not necessarily the best. WWE can fuck off. I'm glad ONE is growing to compete with them.

>oh for sure the guy who gave Max his hardest fight of all time, rocked him several times

Yeah man this fight was hard as shit for Max, just look at how skillful Ortega is.

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Quad, you ignorant cunt.

I understand the lines are adjusted over time, but that's a constant process. Presumably it's mostly automated at any large book. It's not like the guys running the book come into the office one morning and suddenly realize they have massive exposure on one side that's accumulated over weeks because no one was paying attention, and then drastically move the line in an attempt to correct the error.

The only explanation for a rapid movement like that is that one of the books took a massive bet on Eddie's opponent. That doesn't necessarily mean Eddie threw the fight, but it's not natural line movement and is highly suspicious.

Ortega had em right where he wanted him. Max was gonna gas

Ortega, Colby, DC, and Gastelum have the best chins in the UFC

Nightmare matchup for Conor.

>DC

He's been finished once in his UFC career and it was a head kick he was leaning into thrown by a known roider, his chin is solid as fuck.

opinion

UFC should do the ONE kickboxing/muai thai fight intervals

its super spicy with 4 oz gloves,you hire some k1 flushed kickboxers,some top level thais and there you have your bangers,fans can finally rest from all the wrestlehugging/cagestalling,ots super cheap and everyone is happy

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>a guy who will stand directly in front of Conor
literally his best matchup outside of Nate

here is a video for those who do not remember

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Replace all WMMA fights with 4oz kick boxing bouts and I'll be happy.

it's a LITERAL Joe Rogan quote, fucking cazzies

>most of my posts are about my pure manly love for Yoelito
My mom might disown me

pretty good post actually
especially since Dana wants UFC boxing for some reason

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>he has every phrase Rogan has ever uttered memorized

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Grappling is the best part of wmma

Only a cazzie would actually listen to Joe Rogain and the sounds that come out of his sloppy egg hole.

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That was a pretty ridiculous one though

Kelvin and Colby never got finished by any head kick

When did they take a flush head kick from the GOAT on roids?

touche

Colby is too busy hiding his head in another guy's crotch.

>constantly talking about how I want to beat up Benavidez so I can marry Megan
>constant Francis posting
>speak in every other sentence mimicking Brendan Schaub
we're all a bunch of fucking weirdos, no one else gets on like this

You take one and it's all downhill afterwards, DC is a chinlet now.

He has taken big shots by Oezdemir, a knee by Gus, Rumble haymaker, and Rumble head kick too

Jon's roid kick would have slept anyone in the division but DC was able to stay on his feet

In the second round he said this is already the toughest title fight Max has had and something along the lines of when ortega is landing he's hurting Max, when Max is landing it's not having an effect on Ortega

for sure cormier isn't on roids

No instead Colby got subbed by a bum.

I actually checked out Brendan's comedy special. Jk, I would never do that.

Jon is clean buddeh, he will always be above DC.

>Eddie Lelvarez

Is there anyone who isn't a meme, flushed, or a bum according to the professionals here at /heem/? Excluding Jones.

>redditors STILL going on about Jon enhancing himself meme
You are literally just exposing yourself as post-USADA babbies
>J-jon's career is nullified!!!
No it's not faggots because everyone he fought was also on roids

honestly not entirely sold on the jon meme, he is possibly a can

he's on dat dere Popeye's chicken and biscuits. definitely not natty.

Colby "Chaos" Covington

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There has never been a good fighter, save for my favorite one. This is a primary rule here.

Is Puke Cuckhold a good fighter?

Edson does not win the rematch

Max and Nunes are the only unflushed unmeme unbums currently. I would say Khabib but he's a big fat cutbabbying bastard who is ducking Askren. Askren is also a possibility but he turned himself voluntarily into a meme fighter.

Too easy for Geathje he needs a challenge not coked up can

I like what ONE are doing but this camera work is embarrassing.

It will be funny to watch heem riding Conor's dick a year or two from now after he comes back and heems a couple of top LWs.

>It will be funny to watch heem riding Conor's dick a year or two from now after he comes back and heems a couple of top LWs.

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It will be funny when Conor losses 5 fights in a row and becomes a fat balding BUM

All week I was looking forward to watching Alvarez and Barboza win.

sorry

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Dana White took Colby/Tyrone away from us. Would have been like Rocky but the white guy beating the dogshit out of the black champ.

Did anyone bet against Eddie? What were the fucking odds?

so you want to be an ultimate fightfan...

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>wonderpedo

someone explain?

is that rose lmao

He opened at +500.

peace has cost you your strength, victory has defeated you.

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So, just like Rocky?

>It will be funny when Conor losses 5 fights in a row
Let's see what happens. Be sure to post your slip on heem before each fight.

Alvarez is a massive can and this proves gooby is a pud

she ends the Rose meme

It happened directly at midnight so it's not an algorithms. It's obviously a human involvement. Probably they found out something and made it lower manually. Your version could be right too. It means there were one massive bet. And usually people who bet against themselves make a lot of smaller bets to make less suspicious.
It's meme words. A fight is a fight. No one knows who will win until it's over.
I only wanted to see Gaethje win because he looks like a guy I know who died a few years ago.

You're thinking Rocky 2 (which was still very competitive) but in Rocky he lost a decision while performing better than anticipated.

Thompson, Alvarez and Barboza. Whose next in the boomer takeover?

>excluding the answer to my question

This will never happen you retard. Dana will book Conor to fight a bunch of cans to get his stock back up.

hopefully

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Wonderboy is a white god who should be drowning in Asian pussy, and yet.... he's not. He has never had a girlfriend. So, it has been theorized than Wonderboy is a pedosexual.

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also the pics of him and kids from the gym

I wouldn't have minded so much if we got to see some wars but both were over so quick, after all that staying up.

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>Tony is done

lel

Schaub confirmed reddit.

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BLESS THIS PREDICTION but I think Habib is too big for Max. Hopefully somebody like Ben Askrin or Gaycheese gets a hold of Habib and beats him. Then he gets murdered in Dagastan for the mob.

Why did this person get a tattoo of mini khabib

Never seen someone so flushed there legs stay up in the air

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Looks like when insects die and their legs curl up

based gaethje pulling the follow-up punch, others are not so merciful

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I liked Aljo's dab freeze

lol

>36 years old
fuck him and fuck LA

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Khabib has a padded record Max will flush him

Max has literally built a career off of beating up manlets

Aung La N Sang vs. Anthony Smith

Who is victorious in this theoretical banger?

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>khabib will l-lose this t-t-time!

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>you have to do an anti bullying psa

Max has a short reach for the top of his division. He only uses his height to get out after coming in.

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Khabib retires undefeated

>the absolute state

instagram.com/p/Bvndxjrjzdw/

Smifster fersure b

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>Russian flag
BASED

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>Khabib is ducking Askren
>Max and Nunes are the only real fighters right now
Holy shit this is a very, very low IQ post.

Don't post the school bus.

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this, Max gave himself CTE trying to cut to 155 on short notice

he’s a disgusting cutbabby and his let’s bang style will not work against 155ers

OH NO NO NO NO

youtube.com/watch?v=Dh9Wq8vhFtI

do they do “body” issues with naked men on the cover?

>unregistered hypercam

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>tfw suddenly hit with the fact that your ex girlfriend has had sex with other men while you haven't found another girl to plow

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Think so

You reposting faggot it won’t get me this time

Khabib is ducking everyone, there's so many potential big fights to make with him - tyron, askren, usman, ortega, max, gaethje
But he takes a 46 year break in between each fight and says he's going to retire

I love Max, he's probably my favorite champ, but where is his path to victory against Khabib
>elite TDD
Against non-elite wrestlers. He never faced a wrestler like Chad, Frankie, or Volkanowski. Keep in mind Conor was able to handle Chad and even then was dominated by Khabib. I feel like we just don't know.

>GOATren literally calls khabib out and asks Dana for the fight at a public press conference
>crickets from Khabib
He knows his place is manhandling manlets, not wrasslin with the men

SIEG

>doing the refs job for him
what a madlad

>tfw your best friend is now dating your rebound fuck

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>getting cte when you dont need the money
>being a cuck and doing an antibullying psa
lmfao

khabib is a can for sure conor is going to sleep him 100%

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What do Amanda Nunes and Castor Semenya have in common?

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>that explosiveness at 17 seconds

DJ looked juicy af. I wonder if ONE encourages their fighters to take PEDs like pride did.

when is he fighting again?

WHAT IS UP MY BUDDEHS

HOW'S IT GOING

khabib later this year
canor never ever, he sucks

>Aljo's cucked corner in the top left at 18s

Who is Khabib fighting later this year?

>t's obviously a human involvement. Probably they found out something and made it lower manually.

I agree. I was saying they almost certainly use algorithms to control the hour-to-hour adjustments to the odds due to normal bets. My point was that a huge movement like the one we're discussing is definitely due to someone making an unusually large single bet (which would be handled manually).

The only questions are who and why.

the best part is Moraes' eyes
he never looks down from Aljo's face even when he throws the knee. not as evident in these angles though

thoughts?

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Winner of Max-Dustin probably, so Max

dustin

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Max Holloway

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literal whores

they added hair on top of his head L M A O

Cheers buddeh.

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Edson won the story of the fight

edson lost the fight
but he has won in life
because he has a loving wife and a new kid was just born
based edson

And the war, and the exchange and the battle

CTE

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your admiration

Wake up dana, it's over

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>Pays a flushed Eddie 8 figures

GADOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHH

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>Exposes your former lightweight and welterweight champs
Heh, nothing personal baldo

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*watches his unstoppable """star""" get finished by a boop to the tummy in front of potentially 2.6 billion viewers*

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>bring over a UFC star and have him utterly crushed in the first round, showing that your guys are better
Wake up Dana.

>paying that guy 8 figures

Starting with the manlets:

Moraes
Sterling
Lineker

Max
Ortega
Zabit
Yair

Tony
Al
Cowboy
Gaycheese
Gregor

Colby
Jorge
Ben
Pettis
Lawler

Whittaker
Costa
Tavares
Gas

Jones
Santos
Walker

Stipe
Reem
Tai

Rose
Shev
Nunes

All women's champs are really the entirety of WMMA

>Sterling
>Not flushed

YIKES
I
K
E
S

this has to be bait

This card was pretty spicy overall, made up for the previous FN and reinvigorated my mma fatigue

IS YOU SERIOUS!?!?!

Are you dumb niggers seriously picking Adesanya? I suppose you are the same dumb fucks who thought Till will easily beat Masvidal.

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My ballz was hot

Three piece with the soda

Big titty go home

Adesanya wins 7/10 times you faggot

>Big titty go home
based

Against literallywhos, maybe. Not against world-class fighters.

17-3

Great rebuttal, your guys "yikes" are very impressive

Hook, line, and sinker

Almost forgot, after a few more fights, Kron is gonna be killin it.

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Fatselem is just that embarrassingly bad

But I mean, Edson and Conor survived and was able to get back up, both were completely exhausted after the first takedown though. Can't see Khabib being able to finish Max, he can take a beating on the ground and be fine and every second spent on the feet he'll capitalise. If he's constantly pawing at the body and making Khabib shoot he can win. It depends if he can get back up or not.

Should the gracies rename themselves to the cancies?

But he has heavy 1-2, while Adesanya is a chinlet and has nothing with what he could finish Kelvin.

>Big titty go home

who said this

It's ya boy

Darren till

Blaydes after he ran a wrestling clinic on Willis and slammed him like three times a round

>All women's champs are really the entirety of WMMA
joanna and andrade have at least as good of records as rose

>I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE

>ANDERSON SILVA, YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK

bros.. chael's had the best lines imo

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Cody to TJ

How the fuck is he always tanned?

thanks bro

based

Don't know why you replied to me but Israel beats Fatselum most likely, and no I thought Masvidal would beat Till. I just think he uses his reach and keeps countering him at range and wins a dec

Kelvin finna Ilhan Omar that nigga.

Kelvin won't get heemed and won't get submitted so the only path for Adesanya is a decision. Trust me, bookies hate me.

god the male body is really disgusting compared to womens

Israel is a good enough striker to decision Gastelum, this should be obvious with the reach difference.

don't trust anyone on here you saw the picks last night

look at this poofter

What do you expect? We’re all just weebs who don’t watch anime, so instead, we sperg out about MMA.
>who is your favourite female MMA fighter?

>Adesanya is a chinlet
>Only been knocked out once in like 100 fights
For sure don't be a cazzie my man

You only think that because you're attracted to women lad, objective aesthetic points to the opposite

Israel is wxtremely pillowfisted his only KO tools are kicks and knees

>Being KO'd ever
>Not being a chinlet

I have a bad feeling about this, fellas. Max is a known chinlet, and I feel like Dustin can pull off a cheeky heem (or a wobble with quick sub).

What I hate the most about this is that Max would have easy time with Khabib, while Dustin loses 6/10 fights against Khabib.

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You don't have to be knocked out cold for people to be able to tell you are a chinlet. There are signs one can observe. For example, I knew Toilet Thompson was a chinlet before the Pettis fight, while everyone else laughed at me.

based

No, womens body is art. Mens isn't. Even other straight women can obsess over another womans body and features and there's been a lot of gay painters who have been obsessed with capturing the female form despite having no sexual attraction to it. There have been statues of men but they're more to do with power.

Do Corn Nuts taste as good as they look?

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This plus he gets young Max tier feel when he gets hit in the face. He's dead if Kelvin closes the distance.

I hope not, because if it can happen to him, it can happen to anyone.

They're pretty good

good picture on the top
also dubs checked

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>He didn't watch OneFC Strarweight Title Nam vs Lee.

Loser.

>Max is a known chinlet,
oh for sure

The MightyMouseIsp4pGOATGate is the WMD's of this generation's MMA """journalists""".

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I guess trainers can be flushed as well

kek i bet you're the same bong that has been shitting on max since the cum swapson fight. doesn't it get tiring?

Max is a bigger cutbabby than Khabib

rate Barboza's slam piece

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the ranch and cheese taste pretty good but they are too hard to eat for it to be worth it, it's like biting actual uncooked corn. I guess they are corn to the core.

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He's perma CTE'd now so i doubt he even knows he has a kid

can we not use such terms?

I'd slam Bumbozo's piece, if you catch my drift.

What race is this?

Imagine the smell

everytime I see this, it makes me want grapple Aspen. Non-sexual tho

Capra aegagrus hircus

>Kelvin won't get heemed

why does swiss always have the worst takes?
Is this your shtick my man? If it is, well done bee it works

wait hol up

Maybe it's worst for your feelings, but it is correct factually.

based

>state of alvarez life
LOLLOLOL

>adesanya
>having heeming power

Pick one my nigga, Israel is one of the biggest pillowfisters in the game.

He took the Bob Sapp path, can't blame him.

someone post the alvarez heem

Ask Derek Brunson. Pillowfists + fierce kicks is a Munster combination b

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youtu.be/FqMwkVu3RNs

Max was already pro and in the UFC at 20, I'm 19 and haven't achieved anything yet.

The actual final heem for Eddie is pretty standard heeming fare. There's an initial heem early on involving his kick getting caught and him getting pounded into the canvas that is fucking hilarious though.

>19
fucking zoomer

You’re a bum

>UFC on FX

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>"No, Edson. You are the Terry Etims."

Why does she wear the mask?

Why is everyone getting heem'd stiff lately? Did they start adding something to the water?

It's more about age then achievements. Later in life you just stop caring about anything

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I don't want to be though.

Same

>tfw 20
>started practicing BJJ two weeks ago
I'm on my fucking way lads. The khabib meme will be finished soon

>be me, degenerate gambler trying to branch out into MMA
>/heem/ tells me to always bet on the black guy
>mfw last night

Fucking thanks a lot.

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Put your money on Kelvin, you're make it back easy and then some.

Who they mean when they say black guy is Ovince St. Preux. Always bet on OSP.

always bet on the bigger blacker guy

double down sport, stop being a bitch

The true match to make is Gaycheese vs THE DAMAGE for the CTEweight championship

How much would you do in a fight right now?

The ONE announcer, Joe Rogan’s equivalent, is so unbelievably bad holy fuck the way he talks is so fake

It’s hilariously bad but once the comedic effect wears off it becomes brutally difficult to listen to, how he emphasizes ever other fucking word for hours on end

He shouted out BOOM SHAKALAKA once, laughed and cringed at the same time

It was actually the commentator with the british accent that did that nvm

I'm at the level where I could transition my gender and utterly dominate WMMA, and if I maybe cut a hand off I could be a flyweight cutbabby and heem them all, but at the moment I'm Fight Pass UFC on ESPN prelims jobber bum level. Could definitely heem prime ngannou if I got a good few shots in for sure.

Where can I watch ONE? Is there a youtube link that works for the main card?

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Yes there is

I could heem u

youtube.com/watch?v=k7zDc_ZD8H0

kron is too handsome, i don’t trust him on principle. i miss autistic, sort of weird-looking nate

>not available in my country
Guess I’ll kill myself

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I had that on the livestream, fortunately they livestream on twitter too which worked

the one card had like 3 title co mains and special rule set fights sprinkled in. pretty good imo

youtu.be/4TkOtst07tA
This is for fans of Brendan’s schaub only, so if that’s not you kindly ignore this.

Power has a sexual, aesthetic appeal. Men’s bodies are gross if you put them in womanly poses like the one Goob is doing.

I wanted to start during high school but we didn't have the money so I had to wait till I finished and then get a job to start training so I couldn't start till 17 then I lost my job and had to stop again until I got a new one then was out for ages with injury.

Thanks bro. Not a Schaub fan originally but I think you just converted me

What about traps

Why would anyone buy a magazine with this cover

>Not a Schaub fan originally

When will the casuals leave?

>the commentator
>british accent
the absolute state of 229ers

He talks weird and I’m still mad that he KO’d Cro Cop

why would anyone buy a magazine

>not appreciating the natural curves of the black beast

>'Set a course for sou'west by west. Tell the lads we're going into uncharted crevices'
>'I suppose Boccherini can wait. We can play another time.'
>'Fear not Stephen. We will be playing with something else by the nightfall.'
>'Lads.....to sail for old England!'
>'Huzzah for Lucky Jack!'

More like CroCan ha ha

Check this out.
instagram.com/p/BvrnEDFDIyY/

is maycee barber the new mackenzie dern?

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She's probably even bigger can, and that's hard to beat.

henry cejudo.

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To jerk off on

I think she’s lying about her age

but max is willing to move up and fight
khabib will NEVER leave 155

wtf is she stuffing in those cheeks?

>What I hate the most about this is that Max would have easy time with Khabib
bullshit

I'm really scared that Max is going to get gadooshed

Come back when Khabib fights his first top 5 fighter, boy.

Tony won the war, ortega won the battle, max won the exchange, but khabib won the story

what kind of hellish existence is this wtf

OJ Simpson both of them user

Come back when Max does anything to suggest he can fight Khabib?

actual faggot spotted

I’d appreciate it if you declared your alleciagiance to Schaub before watching. It would make all of us more comfortable I think.

>Come back when Max does anything to suggest he can fight Khabib?

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Based

mind of a man and body of a... man and face of a man and tits of a mannequin BUT clothes of a woman

...sounds pretty based to me

>dancing around like a horrible little goblin
>slapping his ass
>mocking us all for not achieving mixed martial arts glory
shinya is based

Khabib only won volume 1 of the story my guy. Goober won the remastered 4K blu ray trilogy of the story.

*dabs on /heem/*

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your punch drunk zoomer will be smeshed by the reddit boogeyman and there is nothing you can do about it

prepare yourself you swiss faggot, by September you’re literally going to be apologizing to me

You talk like such a bitch. Imagine caping for a mudslime can this hard

lol canbib hasnt fought anyone good *MEME FIGHTER* flushes hi-
and this continues until he retires

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lol imagine not facing a single guy who can wrestle in 30 fights, how long did ali suck danas beet red cock for?

imagine not converting to Islam in the year 2018+1, you western dog

redpilled

youtu.be/DazOEv2nUsU
Like, comment, and subscribe

Edson is a chinlet

Fuck luke toilet thomas

Welcome to 7 years ago

Edson wins the rematch

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Eddie's fight was fixed as fuck, and you all bought it

I invented the toilet [insert mma personality here] meme.
Use it all you want, have fun with it I dont mind. I just want you to know who is behind this brilliant and intelligent piece of /heem/ culture

oh for sure eddie is a munster my guy the only way he could lose is if he lets his opponent win

Eddie got chinleted in the UFC

fer sher having the most pathetic loss of your career immediately after the betting line takes a dive is no cause for suspicion

hunny persent a work b

Everyone is big as fuck in one fc. Eddie should have started to juice instead of doing what he was doing. Even the Japanese guy who fought MM looked big as fuck

w-what is the red stuff?

pickled peppers

Jelly

i didnt catch the borg fite, did he get robbed?

Joe, did you try turning the pan on?

Joe Rogan does not know how to cook.

no he lost and hopefully he gets cut for missing weight/being injured completely his fault 8 times (literally)

>not showing pp
dropped

Yes, he got robbed.

what a mess he did with the eggs

>getting koed by a flush superman punch makes you a chinlet
,mong

Stop objectifying gooby

>that blacksplosiveness
Jesus.

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luke thomass is a big guy for me

heem bless

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Zane Simon analyzes 90% of a fight off an undefined athleticism

Jose Aldo might ot might not be flushed but that's entirely up to him
Retard

>Eddie should have started to juice
lmao

Next weekend:
>No UFC
>No Bellator
>No ONE

What are we going to do?

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Conor has become a meme. Ultimate fucking meme.

Isn’t there a bare knuckle?

It's funny because I spend my life on heem but I don't actually like MMA, it's a depressing sport watched by some of the biggest delinquents on earth. So I don't care.

sleep

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>It's funny because I spend my life on heem but I don't actually like MMA
Same, but unironically.

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>average poster of any hobby oriented board on 4channel

i make thousands of posts a week but havent watched a fight

50 yo on trt will be more active in cage then him. Maybe he fucked up his cycles Idk

I watched the fights but I never enjoy them, but if I stop watching I'd have to stop posting here then I'd have no one to talk to at all. I also force myself to go to the local MMA gym and if I stopped watching that would stop as well and then I'd literally be doing no exercise. So basically my life depends around MMA but I don't like it.

Based. I don't watch the fights and don't move.

Do the guys at the gym think it is weird that you show up just to watch them?

>if only you knew

Stop watching the sport I mean.

Oh...
Do you think the guys at my local gym would think it was weird if I showed up to watch them?

>tf
>tp
Checks out.

Why not just train? They won't make you do anything you don't want to do.

I invented heem

I’ll just watch for a few months first I think

Max Holloway vs Khabib will happen this year!

They probably wouldn't mind, we had a grown man show up with his mum to watch a few times before deciding he'd like to start training. We all found it pretty awkward but no one cared that much.

We will see

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mirin

Ronda will make a comeback

youtu.be/P--twvzKPTs
youtu.be/P--twvzKPTs

Oh I get the tony tiger meme now

Tony is fucking deranged

Jesus christ.

lmao this shit fuckin gay as hell

tony is absolutely based on all fronts

Gaethje is the GOAT

in many ways justin gaethje is undefeated

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...

No wonder he talked about kill or be killed attitude

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I enjoy watching the fights and detest all of you

I enjoy sneed.

I enjoy Chuck

Hopefully Max dies and Tony steps in

thawlts on Gaethje literally walking through Barboza?

Barboza was never really that good, he chokes in every big fight. Gay Cheese is Jamie Varner 2.0.

If I were Barboza I'd stop everything and train boxing 24/7 for 6 months. His hands are too shit. He looks like shit every time a guy fights him in the short range

Cerrone dropped Barboza with a jab

oh so now Barboza sucks huh

You only as good as your last fight man

Gaethje nullified his biggest strength and distance controller in kicks, then fucked him in the clinch. 6 months of boxercise classes with Mark Henry wont save his chin or endurance either. Might slightly help with his inability to circle off the cage successfully but he drops his hands when he does that like Cigano. Also top wrestlers or non can pressure fighters just merk him. Maybe if he adjusted earlier on. He’s not hopeless just in a tough situation

well nuh uh. BUT his chin is flushed

if Gaethje fights smart he beats every LW

You don't feel the same?

no he fucking doesn’t

Name one person he doesn't beat

Dustin

>le khabib smesh
>le computer chip leg man

>le beaten by Alvarez man

did you miss the fight smart part? he has evolved

Dustin doesn't want to fight him again tho. Moreover he doesn't really fight like used too so he would be much better in the future

>he was only pretending to be retarded

fuck the haters, Gaethje is based, if you want to beat him you need to accept you will be severely injured

Let the Bingo (Australian) make the next thread. You guys see the video of the Aussie beating the shit out of an American tourist?

This, but nonironically.

Now that Gaethje KO’d a few chinlet cans he is the best in the division and his fight IQ has tripled.

Does gaethje get more powerful the more cte he gets?

>win against Aldo doesn’t count it was a fluke
>win against Max doesn’t count he was young
>win against Chad doesn’t count he didn’t have a full camp
>win against Dustin doesn’t count uh just because...
Stop making up excuses and accept that he is the GOAT.

who should Gaethje fight next, I like the Cerrone fight

>when you realthe main “maincard” is just the prelims and Below the Belt on Monday is the real maincard

Yeah winner of Al/Cowboy which will obviously be Al.

So Al vs Gaycheese that’s actually interesting.

I've unironically though that gaychee should fight habib, even before habib was champion.

DC brags about clowning Rockhold. Top 100 skill sets of all time maybe.

>cody was just a crappier version of brian bowles all along

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cumming on miesha taters

How many eggs a day is good

for me its her snapper

6

for bulk? how big are you?

Goethje wearing a helmet, Mighty Meme, Cejudo, CoGar with a game plan, TJ when the refs don't steal it from him, Jones, heavyweight DC, motivated BJ Penn, de-aged Maia/Jacare/Romero, Mousasi, Ben Askren 5 years ago, Tyron Woodley 2 years ago, Johnny Walker 2 years from now, prime Aldo, Derrick Lewis under the care of a dietician, Francis Ngannou a year after seeing a sports psychologist and training with DC on wrestling, roidprime JDS, roidprime Ubereem, Cain at sea level before he ruined his body, roidprime GSP, Max, Tony during a manic episode, Nunes, Khabib.

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Askren will retire undefeated friend

Let the bingo (aussie) have the new thread. don't let the bjpenn schaub phone poster.

>sports psychologist
lol

Only because the division is godawful and the biggest threats are wrestlers. He's noticeably slower than he was before he hit 30. Sprawl and brawlers will always have a chance now that he's older.

new

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Hey! Listen to me good!

Who the fuck hasn't knocked out Brunson? Ol' broke leg silva?

Correct, connor will be living rent free in prison for rape.