Liverpool x Tottenham match thread #2

rip stream god dammit

cringe
based

ah time to masturbate real quick

When will it be mine turn for sex?

absolutely amazing how shit salah is these days
even lallana would play better

Liverpool is anime

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Outside view of Spurs' new stadium looks weird.

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Should we jazz goals up a bit in the EPL?

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Fuck off. 3D only.

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nice to meet you, nervous. My name is Virgin Man Dike

>Bobby dabbing as he exposes Yiddenham
Based

POST THEM GUYS

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half time fap lads?

Spuds are just shit. Eriksen should go to Madrid.

Spurs look like a packet of fags.

BASED

eriksen has been shit all season

That's pretty awesome

post cute boys

Masturbated inside a vagina today so I’m all tuckered out, enjoy your wanks fellas will be thinking of you ;) x

this match gif related

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that john c. reilly western flick looks half decent

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If you were Pochettino what would be your team talk right now?

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sometimes life is wonderful
BUT SOMETIMES ITS NOT!!

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He hasn't scored in the last 7 games kek

REEEEEEEEE

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half time is roll game time

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i'm always scared for rebecca lowe during these fan fests

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what is this retarded yid meme?

I used to love half time slag posting when I was 19 but as a 26 year old man I find it cringe.

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adjusting his level to the team la

>a french guy I am talking to about women
>I tell him that french women have the reputation of being hairy
>he says that in france they call portuguese women hairy
>today I am sitting on the train, across from me sits 2 women maybe 18-20 definitely portuguese
>look at their arms, it is coated in black hair
w-was this guy right? have I been blind all along? what do you know of portuguese women Yea Forums

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Fpbp

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retard opinion, they simply wouldn't be where they are if their starting xi wasn't composed of at least good premier league players.

score sam fakin goals

I'd much rather have an orange juice

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>tfw no amazon gf

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Lads, we're Spurs

It’s really sad to see how far Europe has fallen, visited England and France and Germany last year and It was so sad, I felt like I was in Africa.

Your immigrants don’t even bother learning your languages or culture, in fact they just set up their own enclaves. When I was in London I was wandering the streets and a police stopped me just before I walked into a neighborhood, and warned me if I continue I would be in a sharia controlled zone and he couldn’t help me.

Quebec City and Gaspe Peninsula unironically feel far more like real Europe than anywhere I went.

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Reminder.

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Fancy him to bag second half

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>world famous cask 'n flagon

>liverpool 2 points over city if they win this
>city have a game in hand
yeah I don't think city will choke the end of the season. Liverpool ain't winning this.

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dive around the penalty box like usual

what about anime slags?

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Life is awful. 365 days I'm mad as hell that my parents had sex instead of reading a book.

he's right, Manuelas are famous for their mostaches around here

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This, I fucked 3 girls off tinder when I was in London.

spurs first game in their new stadium will be a midweek match against some irrelevant relegation fodder and it wont even be televised

hahahaha absolute state

Is their back hairy?

mmh Portuguese men are known to be hairy.
Anyway most Portuguese women here are just brazilian with fake portuguese id

shut the fuck up, mutt

It’s not even like Liverpool are chocking. This City side is unreal.

they'll play against MU tho.

iktfb

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>malaysia
aint clicking that shit

>looks angry
>winks at me
I'm getting mixed messages here

She has no problem licking my asshole.

women should be arrested immediately

only ever heard of fr*nch women being hairy

*crosses towards you*

This man, the greatest left-back in all of England, has delivered the perfect cross into the box towards you. How do you attempt to score the goal?
A) Towering header
B) Spectacular overhead
C) Volley off your front foot
D) Chest it down for a cheeky low tap-in into the side netting

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...

Yes please.

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The maintenance costs are going to be unreal.

is it okay to be white?

> 97% white

How can Europe even compete?

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There based.

Of course m8

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Looks boring. Are you a 70 year old man?

towering header from this man mountain (me)

Continue

A walk in the park and stopping by the local for a quick pint at the conclusion of this game I think lads.

well Yea Forums?

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>tfw I've watched most of those scenes and recognized them from the thumbnail
I need to cut off porn asap I think, also source on the 4th one?

french women are known to not shave, but your slags just have more hair than the average lady because they are high test

hey I was talking about an insurance ad at NSBC
but dont be like that okay? put your best socks, grab a beer and enjoy the ride while it lasts

>masturbating to a BBWs instagram
>sliding through her pics
>pic of her and her boyfriend comes up
>he's black
>mfw
>exit the tab and find another BBW to jack it to

Am I racist?

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>Something positive: Almost everyone agree that Tinder is a very positive influence n their sex lives.

Friends who scored a lot on tinder told me it was easy and I should try. I don't have any matches, now they only make fun of me and called me the 'virgin boy'.
I don't have friends anymore and no self esteem too

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> not having to dodge knife and acid attacks means it’s boring

>cable cars
amerifats

need an abusive gf lads

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dating apps should all be banned

For me, it's D.

does roadkill count. sad to report that i've got a small but meaningful body count

everyone is prejudiced and racially biased user, embrace it

yes and that's based

Where is that? Looks nice

Love watching these bandwagoners on NBCSN

can't you get in trouble if the UK Pohleece finds you made this racist post?

>american liverpool fans

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>NBC is just 15 minutes of adverts during half-time

idiot owner, the dog could easily lose an eye

dubs and i buy pocophone

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Quebec I suppose ?

I’ve lived in London for 20+ years and experienced nothing but love and respect.

quebec

What's this from?

I would ask myself, "what would Gerrard do"?

are you white?

based

weird names for your bfs' cocks lad i gotta say

Thanks

god i love smal tits

Based mootwo would never turn me in.

Give me a new stram please

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>Trinidad and Tobago citizens

lol what a fag

>2019

>Being a racist virgin Yea Forums poster

Imagine being this sad.

based

Scream Queens

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mate youre safer in london being white, non whites just loving killing each other en masse

Why do you ask?

>>>/reddit/

NO

ROOM

FOR

RACISM

Quick, post rare 'Arrys

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Y'all niggas need some sex desu

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footybite.com

i just want thes types of people to know that is possible to turn your life around and being like that is entirely a choice.

They are playing

#respect

when's the last time salad scored or assisted in the league?

We deserve compassion, not abuse.

maybe if you're in the very centre
any of the non-white suburbs of london which makes up like 95% you get killed for being white

Alright Harry?

did you see their 'fan cams' though, hilarious

based

oh nos epic win!!111 sekret club!111 gtfo fag post shu on head!!111

State of you you absolute virgin. Hahahahahaha

Fucking get kane off

>eriksen
wow
faggot

trips for no slippy

Yes, idk how you could be racist if you follow a sport with loads of black players

>>>/reddit/

you're making a scene again leftypol

Hmmmmm

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That's right, I got trips. Observe them.

> never been with a hairy girl

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SPURS SCORE SUM FUCKING GOAL

[annoying gay cynical edgy post like some wanky little teenage prick with his first hard-on]

>Shu
>Not being a Wufag
Shove your benevolence up your arse, you big eared sandal peddler

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46128268

I dunno about you but most of those are non white.

>tfw you're spending your prime years as a virgin NEET posting on an imageboard

Lol what a gaylord

at least this is something I can say Brasil does correct 100%

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because there are hardly any white people left in london so black people have to kill each other

1 year without sex, bros
can you imagine?
sometimes I see a girl on the bus and I think that my dick is going to explode

Mate you still live with your mum you fucking muppet. Get a shower, go out and get laid you ugly cunt.

when everyone calls you a freak and you have less rights than ordinary citizens its not very surprising that it leads to diminished self worth.

shamone.

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>[]
not even trying

>never been with a girl

ironically despite my earlier post the portuguese woman i have been with was hairless as a baby

nice projection basedboy

>losing while you're 1-0 ahead
never change livershit

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Scored 8 games ago, assisted a couple of games ago

why do spuds not use their overlapping fullbacks

> tfw only one fortified city in all of North America

Shame, they are top comfy walking the ramparts especially at night

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Come to tbilisi

Just before a fatty of an app.

mental how the only effort on target liverpool have had is their goal

never ever

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>Henry Vincent was a burglar who was stabbed to death during a break-in in Lewisham.

>The 38-year-old was found collapsed in the street and died from his injuries a few hours later in hospital.

>Richard Osborn-Brooks, 78, was arrested on suspicion of murder, but later released without charge and told he would face no further action.
Based

NOT racist just don’t like em simple as

>"It is the best league in the world with the worst officials"
twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1112393028717760513
is Neil Warnock right?

Because Liverpool will exploit them and ruin them if they do. They're pinning their back 4 back.

Where's this?

Columbus Crew would bootyblast both of these teams

Bang a fatty*

The refereeing really is shocking this season

Gary, Indiana

Oh god yes

based

It's not based at all mate, I still don't think he can go back to his house and has police protection because the traveler family the burglar is from want "revenge". Of course we can't do anything to offend the poor travelers.

Is prostitution legal? Are they clean?

Think I might just go to Cuba for hookers to my surprise they are the cleanest in the world Becusse they basically quarantined all gays in the 90s so you can raw dog them

Colin moans every time they get beat. It's nothing new. This is the same cunt who wanted West Ham to have points deducted for signing Tevez and Mascherano so his Sheffield United side would avoid relegation.

dubs and slip on final day

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incoming fine and possible touchline ban for daring to question the infallible british refs

I thought Gary, Indiana was a famous shithole.

Why is Pochettino not playing Son

Hmmmm

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Quebec

Those signings were illegal though

It is, just joking m8. Not sure where the actual picture is from.

FUCK SPURS, FUCK LIVERPOOL AND FUCK JANNIES.

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disney world

spurs just radiate 0 threat

Should have gone down if he wanted a free kick

tired because of the trips

time for son desu

>1. City 97 points
>2. Liverpool 96 points
>mfw 96 wasn’t enough

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truth bomb

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>Spuds

>less rights
such as?

>when everyone calls you a freak
they wouldn't call you that if you weren't a freak buddy

>anonymous shit on the internet
yeah i'll believe it

ERA

lads got circumcised yesterday and my knobs still bleeding, any advice on what i should do? Also I can't piss in a straight line anymore

trips and it slips

fantastic webm

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/Bills Owl 2020/

>eriksen

christ

DANDY ANDY

Is the wall to keep all of the steel jobs from leaving?

Willian > Sane > Deli

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how old are you? 8?

>there are "people" here who don't rate Robertson

Based Robertson

why did you get it done la

20

>TRIPPIER

im a girl btw

to have a more attractive penis most likely

>system babby

Imagine being cut kek

I see spurs have activated the big book of Jewish tricks

those NordVpn ads
>you can fap without loisence

L
O
N
D
O
N

6 years ago robertson won nothing
now he still wins nothing

this

Why is Salah s fucking shit now?

Salah is so fucking shite

Haha salah you stupid bastard

>salad

What happened to salad?

Wtf happened to Tripps? During the World Cup he was frequently England’s best player on the pitch and now he is utter shit

>cucking your own bopper
baka

>SALAD

If Robertson were English we'd have 6 stars

had reallly tight foreskin and couldnt fix it after 2 years of stretching

not another own goal please

WHY WON’T HE SHOOOOOOT

i just flipped the channel to the game. looks like I didn't miss much.

>"Oi, you got a loicense for that racism?"

salad is so shit

Why is Salah so selfish

are you muslim?

bro circumcision procedures at an old age can bring problems to your wiener. I got mine when I was, maybe 4 or 5 yrs old

nothing, he had a one year miracle and now he returned to his default style

Not possible for them to finish with exactly 96 pts unfortunately.

ARRRRRRGHHHHH FOR FUCKS SAKE SALAH WHY DIDN'T YOU PASS

wtf happened to salad

haha so fune mem xdd

arabs hate africans

I hate Americans so god damn much

easy pass to Mane

Salah, more like Selah-fish player (selfish)

salah is a selfish faggot

why does Klopp still play Salah when his selfishness is ruining the team?

>salad

1/3 of a season wonder

>bro circumcision procedures at an old age can bring problems to your wiener
isn't it much worse when you're young, since the penis is still in development?

Muslims are jews but more violent

is his shoulder hurt again or something : )

Well you shouldn't have waited until you were 18 to start stretching bud, I had the same issue but I started stretching at 14 and after a few months/a year it was pretty much cured already

>scat porn discovered on pc
>gonna get charged with possessing grossly offensive material that endangers women
>tell them it's a man getting crapped on
>get released

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>gloriously stretched

Filthy kebab fuck your greedy monkey brain, 1 goal in 10, literally ball-hoggin MANE WAS FREE.

>Salad

Alderweireld wants to leave but at least he still plays like hes trying

Eriksen can just fuck off to Madrid for all I care

Salah is just a shit Vinicius at this point

Did you try steroidal cream?

Exactly. When he played for Roma he couldn't score if the ball was already inside the net, had one good season and everyone just forgets that he's really just the Egyptian Gervinho

fuck black people

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Salah is just a shit Salah right now.

Ya'll better start giving me (You)s or I'm gonna start heeming people left and right (and centre).

no but Citeh will get 96

>24 years of age
>Kissless virgin
>Post pepe image and terrible greentext on Yea Forums
>Killing myself by the age of 30

Seven one mate

yea the scar tissue can stop your penis growing to its full capacity, getting it when you're full grown is better

1 like is 1 prayer for salad’s shoulder

FUCK RAMOS PRAISE ALLAH

i'd drink her piss

people on about messi an ronaldo fergetin fact glenn murrays level on PL goals with fermino an pogber. outscorin so called best young "english" talent rashferd. all wile single handedly keepin notorious poof town brighton safe from relergation. still no england cap. pc gone mad

Dubs and Salah scores a blooter and dabs on the haters allah willing

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Yeah, your parents should have stretched it when you were a baby, or you should have when you were a kid.

default style of 20 goals per year and innumerable chances created.

0/10

oh no no no stream died

god i would literally pay 1000s just to have her sit on my face

no

would if I could to be honest.

Toplel

oi mate you better have a valid HEEM licence or be an ethnic minority or it's off to the slammer for (You).

lyl

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ok when will the government provide me one

Yes

yeah mate tried it all, even those ring you put inside your skin. Think the problem was also compounded by something called a frenulum breve

Black girls don't piss

>2 shots on target total

SEMEN SLURPING

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Tottnarm on top

What the fuck. Get it together man.

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Mané has always been better than Salah. Even in the season Salah scored a bazillion goals. If Salah's so popular it's because he has the entire muslim world backing him. For this reason, the club's (((marketing))) department keep hyping and pumping him up.

>Oi, you got a loicense for that pepe?

tbqh I don't know, I just remember the doctor saying to my family that would be easy to do it when I was a child
and tbf I dont want any memory of someone cutting my dick, I barely remember the surgery day

black skin is contaminated with bacterias and infections. you can't touch negro if you want to be healthy and normal

wow moura should kys

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Fulbacon
Manbacon city
Crystal bacon
Bacon Wednesday
Liverbacon
Wolvbacon
Bacon hotspurs
Arsebacon
Baconlona
Real bacon
Atletico bacon

Mané is muslim too

>chances created =/= goals
yeah, the egyptian king, the mighty finisher of fulham

Mane is muslim too.

Based baconposter

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i still remember his goal on the irst day of the season (or very nearly first day) thought it was top shelf finish and extremly clever

Sissoko to take one for the team and break Robertson's ankle so tottenhan can finally score

Still seething you got destroyed by Senegal?

what did he mean by this

bullshit, they are made of chocolate

Fun fact friends:
The "Big 6" are the only teams that can still mathematically win the league and are ALSO the only teams that cannot mathematically be relegated.

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Mané is a fucking imam's son

Who is he calling?

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>ring ring

>what a ball that is
a cross to no one?

Hmmmm

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Wtf poch cheating with the phone

spurs truly are completely useless

his assistant coach

>your parents should have stretched it when you were a baby
Don't know if you're joking but please don't do that, foreskin only starts separating from the penis at like 7-9 years old, you shouldn't rush it

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pretty much yeah

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Poch has made the call

liverpool need lallana

why did he pick up the call?

>he has never had his dick ridden by a prime jungle bunny

sad desu

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spurs deserve a ton of credit for hanging with their peers desu. they don't have nearly the resources of their rivals.

>striker level on goals with a midfielder
embarrassing

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>tfw you choke another big game

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Someone clip Poch's call

what does bacon taste like?

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Lads anyone got a not aids stream?

Moshi Moshi, kore wa Anime desu ka?

worst part of it all is im gonna have to tell this bird i was gonna see tomorrow to get lost

>the fuse is set for the 96th minute, Poch. I suggest you get your people out before then.

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The slip is in

is this legal

> NIGGERPOOL

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"Tell Kane he's shit"

>activate it
is Son on yet?

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ngubu vs ngubu

Moshi-moshi
What's the problem Poch-san?

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MO IS A FUCKING SELFISH PRICK

*rig it*

Mo bacon
Mo bacon
Running down the bacon
BACON BACON

like ham but more salty and chewy

sou desu, kore wa anime desu

it's time

>Sallel

theres water all over my keyboard and monitors, thanks

SLIPPING

>jews
>apple
Hmmmmmmmmm

Salah the Selfish

activate the chink

fun fact: even living here I never fucked a 100% black girl, only mulatto girls

pocc has the FA on the phone and is asking for an era penal

salad is the most selfish player in the world

THE CAL THAT SAVED THE EPL

>Alexander-Arnold

Lucas is better than Salah

FINALLY

SLIP

SLIPS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THERES THE SLIP

THAT KLOPP GRIMACE

SLIP

THIS

IT FOOKIN SLIPS

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L U C A S
U
C
A
S

Salah only has one goal against the top 6 teams

THE SLIPPOLUTION HAS BEGUN

SLIP

The last month football streams have been garbage

So Salah to Barca for 150mil?

Fuckin mudslim scum

L E L
E
L

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HARRY FUCKING KANE YOU BEAST. BEAUTIFUL PASS

LMFAO WHEN IN DOUBT CALL THE JEWS. WELL PLAYED POCH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Based and responsible for the slip

*SLIPS*

that's disgusting desu

son to save the day

i was literally about to roast kane for being invisible, but that pass was brilliant

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Get fucked.

S L I P

Spuds goal webum.

IT'S SLIPPING

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*slips*

based

SON

>96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96 >96

THE PHONE CALL ACTUALLY WORKED

finally
slip

OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TACTICIAN OF THE CENTURY
TACTICIAN OF THE CENTURY
TACTICIAN OF THE CENTURY

Oh really? I must have misremembered when you're supposed to do it. It's definitely when they're a child.

96

SLIP

I DONT BELIEVE IT
I DONT BELIEVE IT
I DONT BELIEVE IT
I DONT BELIEVE IT
I DONT BELIEVE IT
I DONT BELIEVE IT
I DONT BELIEVE IT

Cute

>he watches anime

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DOES NOT FOCKING

BASED SPERMS

He's underrated as fuck, why he can't into NT?

THE SLIP IS IN

...

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Harry Kane is unironically an excellent football player

holy shit

NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER NEVER EVER >NEVER EVER v

Dat cross from Kane.

When I was in the Caribbean a black girl fingered my asshole

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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THIS

Klopp's face of disbelief lmao
>how did we let this shit team score against us
lmfaooo

HE ACTIVATED IT

OH NO NO NO NO

>ball still moving
Typical

aaaaaand it slipped

lol lanklet Baker and chadlet Moura

oh no no no no no no
it's slipping

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>bogdanov always comes through

LOOK AT THE SCIUSE CUNTS JAHAJAJAHJAHAHAHHAHAHAHBAHAHA

>liverslip

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*seethes internally*

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...

>initiate the slip lads

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tfw

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Death threats to Lucas' baby when?

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MO SALAH YOU FUCKING IDIOT EGOISTIC HALAL IDIOT

IT'S SLIPPING

>ball is moving when free kick is taken
is this allowed?

>ZALAH

>Juergen Bacon

Yeah at first it's completely attached to the penis, then as you grow a little it starts detaching which is when you tell your kid to start very slowly stretching it to wash it in the shower. Then it should be smooth sailing after that

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Werner's gonna replace you Salah, you retarded cocksucking raghead

JUST

I wish I knew how to convince girls to have sex with me. :-(

LADS

SOMEONE POST THAT PIC OF KLOPP JUST NOW, MISSED IT

BALL WAS FUCKING MOVING YOU IDIOTS. IT SHOULDN'T COUNT REFBALL

>salad

܂ ܂

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fucking lmao

SOMEONE make a bogg edit

AY FOOK OFF LA THE BALL WAS STIILL MOVEN YA TWAT KANE

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Execute Salah.

THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL THIS IS WHY POCH ANSWERED THE CALL

The control reminded me of Bergkamp

FUCK THIS KIKE
SUCK MY DICK YOU GLOBALIST WHORE
IM GONNA MASH YOUR FAKE TEETH IN
FAGGOT

Is it slipping?

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahhhhahahahhaha
SCOUSE CUNTS

When is Salah coing on?

BOGGED

>park the bus the whole 2nd half
>concede
get fucked.

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0 titles

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doesnt Salah has like -1 goals against top 4 teams in the PL or something

Yikes and nevergoingtowintheleague pilled

based texas
based toothpaste

HAHAHA
Where's the WEBM of Klopp's post-goal face
Brilliant

>MFW THEY FOOOKIN SLIPPED

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are scousers still sucking Salahd benis?

>ball was moving when he took the free kick
Nice refball

did you like it?

Why do girls make that stupid as fuck looking face?

lads

>liverSLIP
>liverKEK
>liverSEETHE

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>salad

lol he is fucking trash

THE CALL WAS ANSWERED

TAKE SALAH OFF THE PITCH GOD DAMNIT

Very petty from The Best Defender In The World™

BOTTLERS

did you have sex before the circumcision?

>*ring ring*
>yes, one goal please

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Very nice lad

reminder that salad lost cuckpool this game when he didn't pass to a free mané

NEW BREAD

they're trying to compete with (superior) 2D girls

Sliperpool

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>THIS DOES NOT
THIS DOES NOT
>THIS DOES NOT
THIS DOES NOT
>THIS DOES NOT
THIS DOES NOT
>THIS DOES NOT
THIS DOES NOT

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STEVE GERRAD GERRARD

>Stream stops when he's about to shoot the ball in the net
>press F4
>I miss the goal and the replays

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Tjae Salah offffffffffffff take salah offf ffs

>Henderson
Lel

if salah puts one in everyone will praise him and suck his cock

he is playing egoistically and its hurting the fucking game

only black women

can anyone compare liverpool to a place in the US? like what separates scousers from regular people - are they like rednecks in America?

Well, that's the title gone.

SO IT BEGINS. . .

Yeah it was just terrible couldnt even nut

Henderson really is low IQ, even by football standards

PLEASE let shaqiri play

Jesus christ, that should be enough to send you to jail and be raped every day for the rest of your life

Kek

do you ever go through a period of self improvement where you get away from the computer, eat well, get stuff done, work on constructive projects and realise you could probably do OK in life but then you wank and your life falls apart again? me tbqh.

Egyptians, arabs in general, should be forbidden of playing football because of Salad

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could you not even get the foreskin over the head or how bad was it?

if it ends in a draw, man utd beat city but city still win the league on goal difference.

Because he's openly gay.

>salad-tosser faking again
typical taqyia scum

yeah only like half way down the head ;_;

i love you

t. shakiri's brother

damn, im wondering if i need a circumcision as well, but i can easily get it all the way down when flaccid, and with a little pain when hard. dont know how it will be during sex though, might be too painful with all the friction

I thought I would have the same problem, but in my wife's wet pussy it goes just well.

>convince
there's the problem user. You do not posess the strong mind.

that gives me hope, thanks user

VVD is genuinely impressive.

they want to have sex too, I used to think it was this complicated act in highschool but eventually I realised it's easy and in college I have sex atleast once a week.

The trick go to a party, talk to a girl for a good bit, share drinks and flirt then all you have to do is ask "So do you want to go upstairs for a bit?" "Want to go back to mine?" they know it means do you want to have sex and they either say no, or they say yea and all systems are go

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE LA

>ABLS

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHHAHAHA

OH NONONONONOONONONONONOOOO
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ABLS BTFO

>ABL
OHNONONONONONONONONONNNO

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Suace on slut?

>2( two goals) to 1 (one goal)
ABL's on suicide watch

jessa rhodes oil overload 15

Thank you kind sir.