/f1/ Relentless Formula One General - Bahrain Race Thread #2

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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 26
L. Hamilton 18
M. Verstappen 15
S. Vettel 12
C. Leclerc 10

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 44
Ferrari 22
Red Bull 15
Haas 8
Renault 6

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
157 (160 entries)

>Hund status:
We have cooling problems

>News:
RACE BREAD

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LECUTE

based verstappen bullying the spanish little bitch

gimi

LeDed

hamilton will win

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gay

VETLEL BABS BTFO

>11th for vetlel

too early you stupid nigger faggot

benis

gas is bullied by norris :(

>how is the front wing
>I DON'T KNOW YOU HAVE TO TELL ME
lel gimi:DDDDDDD

so why the fuck are there so many sparks coming from the back of the cars? what's causing it?

>VETTEL

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T. Jos

Fucking Verstappen cant handle being overtook

LEBASED

>everyone passing Gasly
KEK
Also magnusen kek

LOOKS LIKE RACING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

I DONT KNOW :DDDDDDDDDD

>HUL (+9)
APOLOGIZE

>how's the front wing?
>I don't know you tell me

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VETTEE exposed
LECUTE LEGOAT

kek

>I don't know, you have to tell me

GIMI :D :DDDDDD

sainz was so fucking close to exposing cuckstappen but he blew it. fuck this semen slurping sport

based gimi

Blyat boutta dab on Ghastly

At least Williams aren't last

Love le cute
love sainz
love gimi
love kvyat
ate hamilton
ate amx
simple as

Racing? In my F1?

I'm mad guys, vettel will never be able to match lewlew's championships

fug, missed the gimi-animation

Vettel exposed by teammate again. Time to farm him out to Alfa Romeo

>I DON'T KNOW YOU HAVE TO TELL ME

based FUCKING kimi

rate the race so far boys

im giving it a 9/10

>RICCIARDO in 6TH
UNEXPOSED
>RICCIARDO in 6TH
UNEXPOSED
>RICCIARDO in 6TH
UNEXPOSED
>RICCIARDO in 6TH
UNEXPOSED
>RICCIARDO in 6TH
UNEXPOSED

>fastest lap in last place
top kek

what happened to MAG?

I DONT GNOW, U DELLS ME :DDDDD

GIMI

BEST OF THE REST
WHAT NOW POOR ENERGY??????

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imagine watching these opening laps and not being HIDF

JUST IMAGINE BEING PASSED BY A MCLEL

WE HAVE ENTERED THE LEGOATWINSLOL ERA LADS

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Ferrari wins lol/10

>You wanna pass me?
>You won't, cause I'll just crash us both

Pretty good strategy, now everyone is always scared to pass VERSTAPPEN.

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>OH NONONONONO

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Reminder that he used to win races

Bottas is so fucking slow :DD

HAM/10

vettel/mick swap when

>Gaslow

VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
>VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
>VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
>VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
>VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
>VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
>VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
>VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
>VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
>VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
>VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
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VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
>VERSTAPPEN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN

8/10

lecute seems nervous

it's usually a german exposing a frenchie
this is interesting

soon

>sainz winning a second per lap on the top

Fuck you Verstappen

Kimi gives minus fucks since he moved to Alfa.

AMX UNDER INVESTIGATION

based penalty coming his way though

how is gasly so fucking shit

Vettel's legacy is going to end up being 4 championships gifted to him by Newey, then 15 years of mediocrity.

>under investigation

can't wait for 2 years from now when /f1/ will constantly be whining about this little twink winning everything

don't forget HULK is now 8

Yes

NOT SO FAST

My dick is really fucking erect right now

How do we save Renault from spending millions on 6th place?

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Someone give Gasly his P45

why is norris so sgood

>gasly
irrelevant

> VER
> RIC
> RAI
> HUL

dis gun b gud

enjoying those cute graphics desu

yeah punish the paellaboy

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He's a shit driver

Haas can still do it guys..

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>UUUUH MATE WHAT??
>PENALTY FOR WHAT????
>WTF MAN THEY'RE DOING A GOOD JOB KILLING RACING MATE

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>Ricciardo leaving redbull

idiot

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEONE GIVE ME A TV

HULKENBERG ABOUT TO END RICCIARDO'S WHOLE CAREER LMAO

they've put something under the car to generate the sparks on purpose due to aesthetics in this night race-environment

OH NO N O NO ON

Don't say it yet, Ferrari strategy might strike again.

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based gimi starting pitstops madness again

>buttass
embarassing

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>RUTH STRATEGY

>gasly
oh my world

>tricky ricky 6th
how does he do it?

>espn 2 live stream is more stable
>fucking commercials
mf 56% fatsos...

>brushed up eyebrows

YIKES

>lecute
>french
nah

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

>inb4 GAS can't overtake ALB either

>Hulk already 2.5 secs behind Ricky
OH NO NO NO

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DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS

yeah a whopping 2 seconds in front of Hulk

BASED LANDO
A
S
E
D

L
A
N
D
O

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IS THAT A FUCKING POO DOING ANALYSIS> FUCK OFF WITH THAT HIDEOUS ACCENT

Where did the Haas pace go

>gasly
thats his last race for red bull i think

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>kubica faster 1 second than russell on medium tyres
??????????????????

Poois

>Red Bull mechanics

Based and Gimmi pilled

>GAS behind both TRs now

it begins

RIC ABOUT TO GET DUBBED ON

where is Ted?

kek

this is true

Ruth's got a massive arse, not gonna lie.

CMON HULK FUCK THIS AUSSIE IN THE ASS

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wtf did gimi pit? why is he suddenly so low?

Absolute truth

Lower weight cuz no arm

I do know that your grills are pretty ugly

>GASLY
embarrassing

wow, tr beat rb out of the pits

>Vet +2.3s

Holy shit, Charles has this in the bag

Come on cuckass let's go

Can't wait for the inevitable Lelnault crash

Does anyone remember the racing driver Lewis Hamilton?

re-education camp

Engine failure in last three laps

How is Gasly still in F1, let alone at Red Bull?

Your 10s are 3s everywhere else

>ruth strategy

>Gaslow
Embarassing

THE STATE OF FUCKING GASLY

gone for a shite, the excitement was too much for him

Good track. I'm more interested in the midfield now that Gimi is there

Based swedebro

>GASLY

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Vettel is taking care of the tires

He will push when Leclerc goes for the pit

What kind of facial expression is that????

GAS is going to get sacked.

Gimi giving gas

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>Gasly
The anti-carbabby

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NO FURTHER ACTION

/f1/ STATUS:
B T F O
T
F
O

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>GASLY

kvyat to rb and gasly out when

That's what Marko is asking himself, too...

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>charles, sebastian is faster than you

>Gimi already in the points
HAIL RUTH STRATEGY

>GAS getting dabbed on
>MAX gets away with it again
One is beta, one is alpha

>gasly

>Gasly

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gimi

>Gasly

nah that's a HAAS thing Renault just break down or HULK will get smite by lighting in the last lap or something

jesus fucking christ gasly

Gasly cucked by a toro rosso
hahahhahahahahahah

Kvyat back to RB?

what emotion is he attempting to convey?

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>hulk 7
Based le mans champ

Mad AMX confirmed is allowed to kill anyone on track

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GASLY IS SO FUCKING SHIT LMAO

Your dad wears football boots to ASDA

Someone post that smeagol looking bloke

Gasly is gonna get fired so fucking hard

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BROS GIVE HAAS YOUR ENERGY

gasly is low test as fuck, verstappen would have crashed albon for trying that shit on him but gasly just lets him past

>YFW YOU'RE GASLY

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Gasly is so fucking shit.

> the car it's not for me

Faggot

Any video of sainz? Didn't catch it

gasly is awful

kvyat promotion when

Spain

Based Kvyat back to RD by Spain.

>GASLY
AHAHAHAHAHAH
HOLY SHIT YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

no user, vettel never got the rythm this week end, it's over

COME ON VALTERRI

Contained diarrhea

Albon based hahahahah

>RAI 10
based

>Gasly exposed

Rare sight

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I think it and you make it. Based.

And now red bull have Gasly lmao

Red bull should’ve gotten a veteran

hartley>>>>>>>gashit

My country hurts right now

Ham Vs lec incoming

you can only post itt when your country is getting points

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TORP FOR RED BULL

>JUST DON'T FUCKING CRASH

wtf is with gasly lads

Thingking about 10 WDCs la

GASKEKLY

OH NO NO NO NO VERSTAPPEN GOT AWAY WITH IT

>Pierre, kubica is faster than you

I've heard LeClerc have a gigantic Dong

>kvyat

BROKEN ARROW

Blyat

>kblyat

why does gasly have a red bull livery??

BLYAT

>Yes, Daniil? I have some paperwork for you to sign.

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Hartley return WHEN?

plebian taste american tourist in france

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gasly honestly looks like he's driving scared of the other cars

If Leclerc wins, I will ask my onetis out.

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My prediction earlier today:

>GAS Toro-pedoed
>BLYAT to RBR
>Helmut bribes the FIA on SL rules
>Dickbum replaces BLYAT

Blyad dropped when?

>BOT +4.4

its time, boys

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BLYAT

Your games suck

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damn your stream is sharp as fuck

BLYAT

KVYAT

*sneaks in*

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He's playing that game

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TORPEDO!!!!

>max pissing off the redditors itt
basef

JUST

don't even need to shoop his hair

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I've been out of F1 for like a year, holy shit what happened?

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PURPLE SAINZ

BLYAT

Gimi to Red Bull when

CYKA

GIO THE NAZI P7
>GIO THE NAZI P7
GIO THE NAZI P7
>GIO THE NAZI P7

TIME FOR THE GIO TRAIN LA

that because he watch canal+ mate

The chad Nazi vs the virgin Russian

>...never mind
>*dials albon*

>giothenazi

Sainz still fastest lap bois

>Torpedo getting torpedo'd

I know we meme about her all the time, but she really is a legitimately great strategist.

HAM closing on VET

in b4 muh tyres fucked in 5 laps time

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>Based nazi taking out the ruskie

spooky

FUCKING NAZIS

my country's debt/10

BUTTARSE

based joe da nazi reigniting the ostfront

>BLYAT
BLYAT
>BLYAT
BLYAT
>BLYAT
BLYAT

no, he got a tiny shaved intact feminine penis s

>SHITASS

The torpedo got 'pedoed

>BUTTASS

UNSCREWED TYRE FOR LECLERC

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Gio the nazi clearing the way for gimi

fuck burnt my rice, race is too good.

I-I'm German

>bot arse

>buttass

KEKED

He is back waste of a seat

FERRARI STRATEGY

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Joe the Nazi pushing the russian off the track.

not funny

The actual state of RB junior program

Back to Valtteri 1.0

S T A L I N G R A D

>RIC on 2
Was he right all along?

>buttass

MAX DO IT. KILL BOTTAS

>this directing

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Rai behind Gio even with a pit stop
Fucking lol

>2. RIC
based

>crashstappen overtaken on the outside of t4
lel

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lmao

>Williams 10th and 13th
>Now dropped to 15th and 17th
Still, is this the time to be a Williams fan? Expect nothing and get this? Based

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Doesn't matter if he finishes outside the points

>RIC 2nd
APOLOGISE

>HAM on soft
WTF??????????

66%

WEW

RICCI P2 ON A RENNO
HE'S FUCKING UNEXPOSABLE

Ricci is gonna come behind Kimi just as Bottas behind Max

I'll allow it

TRICKY RICKY PULLING A MONACO

Is this the best circuit on the calendar?

ALERT

ALERT

BULLY IN THE PODIUM

BULLY IN THE PODIUM

GET. HIM. OUT OF THERE

It was fun while it lasted. That whole one race.

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BASED TRICKY RIC ABOUT TO DO IT

RIC P1
>RIC P1
RIC P1
>RIC P1
RIC P1
>RIC P1
RIC P1
>RIC P1
RIC P1
>RIC P1

VETTEL'S STATUS:
>SACRIFIED

Lads...

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who need 1000 hp when you have 850 hp

The city council of ferrari strategy

Ricciardo leading

RIC IN FRONT

>1. RIC
A P O L O G I S E

>RIC Leading

E X E C U T E

Somebody meme a safety car for RIC, please.

RICCIARDO LEADING!

SPAGHETTI STRATEGY

Tricky Ricky!

BULLY LEADING THE RACE
I REPEAT
BULLY LEADING THE RACE

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VETLEL BTFO

>ferrari

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BRING BACK FELIPE BABY

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STRATEGI
REGRETTI

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>RIC P1
APOLOGIZE

Is that the bully on second place?

Even Crofty knows Vettel is EXPOSED

Renault are undercutting RIC with HUL

>Ferrari strategy

RICC'D
>RICC'D
RICC'D
>RICC'D
RICC'D
>RICC'D
RICC'D
>RICC'D
RICC'D
>RICC'D
RICC'D
>RICC'D
RICC'D
>RICC'D
RICC'D
>RICC'D
RICC'D
>RICC'D

soft > soft > medium, probably

kino

Ruth strategy was great for Gimi.

HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM

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HULKENBERG COMING IN HOT

Hulk fastest lap

H U L K
U
L
K

Vettel exposed

All these retards.
Rics gotta pit
rics gotta pit

commentators revealing the truth of vettel being exposed

>vettel already being dropped by the team
they were just waiting for it, weren't they?

based saub- i mean alfa romeo

>VETTEL LOOKS EXPOSED

how right you are crofty

>ferrari strategy

that's not ferrari strategy. there was nothing they could do.

U N E X P O S A B L E

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>vettel looks exposed

RICCI P1
>RICCI P1
RICCI P1
>RICCI P1
RICCI P1
>RICCI P1

HIDF ON SUICIDE WATCH

>renault losing four seconds in one lap
lol wtf

>Ferrari

>VETTEL LOOKS EXPOSED

what did Crofty mean by this?

So this is the power.... Of Ferrari
...

>vettel is exposed
heh

>Gasly 13

Just sack that piece of shit

poor sainz

Pit shmit

VETTEL = EXPOSED

aaaaaaand it's gone

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VETLEL ACTUALLY EXPOSED, CONFIRMED BY SKY SPORTS

>STRATEGI REGRETTI

how do they do it again and again

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BASED RIC HOLDING UP HAMMY

yeah but with only one pit he will get K mag for sure

>Sunbabby exposed

LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAMLEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM

its only banter lad

triccy ricc

>exposed
>triggering

delet

He's closing in lads what do we do...

is lecute gonna get BLACKED?

Imagine if gimi was in Ferrari another hwl

Old tyres

holy shit the eternal anglo just cant shut the fuck up

FUCK I WANT A PODIUM FOR RENAULT
Don't let us down Ricci

>Hulk 16s behind Ricciardo
>pit stop time is 24s
>Ricciardo hasn't pitted yet

>FUCK YOU

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VETTE EXPOSED

>Kimi is 6th fastest driver on the grid
>Giovinazzi is 3rd slowest

Really makes you think

>People saying Ric P1 now
Holy fuck you guys are like 3-4 minute behind

can he be stopped

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>Ric P2
I was gone for 3 minutes what the hell happened?

RICCIARDO EXPOSED AS FUCK HAHAHHAHAHHA GETTING INHALED BY EVERYONE

Ric is going for the one-stopper

>Bottas
>Vettel
Second drivers exposed

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this. what the literal fuck.

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>vettel
Its over for him now isnt it
>2nd driver to leclerc
>demoted to alfa
>merc 3rd driver 2022

yeah VER fucked his race for good

>Renault

he didn't pit

>Hopped on the F1 bandwagon just in time to watch the birth of the future GOAT
What a time to be alive lads

>HE'S LEADING THE RACE?
>DON'T PIT HIM

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tbqh these renaults are just thrash

Calm down guys. Hamlel has soft tyres, he'll have to stop again

WTF FOX SPORTS

RIC ONE STOP
I REPEAT
RIC ONE STOP

vettel will rape all of you
get your jokes out while its still possible

AND LEWIS HAMILTON WINS

Kek how does Fat John still have a seat

Max verstappen yess

>rookie slower than 20 year veteran
really makes you think huh


nah he's shit

SAI exposed
GRO exposed
STR exposed
KVY exposed
GAS fired
MAG exposed

HAM on Soft?

>hemilel on softs
retarded tactics confirmed ?

More like No GAS-ly

A bit of fire

i just realized the ads actually worked. i put a full set of pirelli p zeros on my car

yes

for jules

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>ric one stop on soft tyres, i am laffin

>Inhaled
You'll get there lad

Soft ham

Sainz took a dumb risk by squeezing amx through the corner. No driver should try this because amx is suicidal in his duels.

>HAAS

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hopefully, fuck that anti-german cuckold traitor

>Toucan just landed outside
>Black and yellowish orange mostly
Is this a sign, can Ric do it?

Is the Monaco anthem good?

holy shit rick you absolute retard, pitt already

>P5-10
>6 different teams
This year's midfield battle is weird.

Why the fuck have Regie not pitted RIC yet? Dumbfucks

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SOLVE-STATUS: NOTHING

>+4
GOD DAMN LEGOAT IS FUCKING FAST

>Blyat

>Blyad

le cute has better times

Guys, what would be the most fun GP to go to as a degenerate mutt american? Was thinking Monaco.

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gio exposed once again
kubica redemption arc

RENAULT STRATEGY REEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEE

BLYAT

>Speeding in the pit lane
Blyat

How is your diet, Nick?

>Blyat

it's because everyone's B driver is absolute SHIT

Its how he got the jump on Vettel, but now hes hoping Vettel will rip up his meds enough to warrant a second pit.

They pulled this off on GIMI in Monza last year so why not try again

KYVAT

>speeding in the pitlane
>Blyat

>french drivers

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ric strat meme podium

>RAI 7th

B A S E D

ABSOLUTE VANKER

Yeah I know there will be a gap, but it the gap is insanely big , Kimi is literally the fastest midfield driver and Gio is the slowest non-WIlliams car. Even Alonso wasn't shitting on his teammate that bad when he was at McLaren

solve status: nothing

>ham on soft
>slower than lecute and vettee

yes to be sure to get out the pit ahead of vettel

WHY ISN"T RICC PITTING?

>GIMI P7

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>doubting /our guy/ GIO
Same as his kino 2016 season he will get unlocked with more experience.

>BLYAT PENAL
IS FERRARI (ALFA too) INTERNATIONAL ASSISTANCE BACK?

>HAAS

>ok dude

Blyat

Just eat it m8, Toucan soup it's delicious

Monaco is shit m8

>Lelnault
JUST FUCKING PIT ALREADY AHHHHHH

What happened to Bottas? Wasn't he supposed to stop being shit this season?

>Williams is faster on mediums
Absolute state of williams

Hulk on softs ?

being fat is a punishable crime in monaco
just a heads up

to put him on a medium, 1 stop

COTA

Dutch pit reporter: AMX had slow puncture so pitted earlier than planned

albon is so irrelevant

>that horrible American accent on the MAG radio

>ok dude

>Lets make a 1 stop work

HAAS the Madman

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he's cursed you can't be that unlucky

DELETE THIS

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>HAYYS LMAO

Baku

>>>>>>>>kvyat speeding

ok dude

>american engineering

OK DUDE

Gio the nazi did nothing wrong.

>Grosjean
STEINER YOU FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE COOLEST TEAM PRINCIPAL IN THE DOCUMENTARY. SACK GROSJEAN ALREADY HE'S HOLDING HAAS BACK. IT'S TIME FOR AN AMERICAN DRIVER FOR AN AMERICAN TEAM, PUT ME IN THE FUCKING COCKPIT AND I'LL GET IT DONE FOR UNCLE SAM

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>absolute state of F1TV
welp, back to shady as fuck acestreams

Why the fuck, he was bumped by a nazi
What the fuck is wrong with this sport

Monaco, but you'll go broke, CoTa because cheap.

I'd choose Austria but thats just me

>flyover state of Haas

holy shit just fire GRO already.

>french cars too

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Could RIC be going for the rare 0 stop?

OKAY DUDE

DUDE SPARKS LMAO

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>time to shine in hope of Red Bull seat after incoming Gaslow sack
>spin off
>speeding in the pit lane
The absolute state of Daniil Blyat

well duh

OK DUDE

Because he sucks

Do the Ferrari's have another set of softs?

>Renault Strategy
jesus fuck Cyril you daft cunt

haas is more cucked than finland, god damn

>shamilton

Can't argue with that

Poois wide

>Hamilton on softs can't deal with fererris on mediums
huh

>Verstappen doing anything with Gasly as his teammate
Sorry m8

Makes sense

le contrarian race

Delet

BRING THE GRAVEL BACK

>current strategy: OKAY DUDE

Kek. They are trying their hardest you guys!

that's just bad luck mate
they fucked his wheel in AUS
now he got strolled
hardly his fault for now

Monza

>20/57 laps done
huh guess how it's goes when the race is okay-ish for once

>Ok dude, this is James

Lecute please stop going so fast I'm worried

they have the q2 ones
but they shouldn't need them

the legendary 0 stop 0 points strategy

The Nazi pushed him into the spin in his defense

>HAM +5.5
>has to stop again

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jesus fuck it has litterally been on lap 14/15 for over 5 minutes now

>hamilel

Why is Hamilton on reds? The fuck?

Lewis is such a shit driver desu. Christ.

kmag on a one stop strat...

Joe the nazi getting away with it

Why is GRO retired?

RIC IS SO FUUUUUUUCKED LMAOOOOO

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How was Buttshit so fast is Australia?

>Ric only 7s ahead of Hulk

literally the only reason your shit driver ever won championships

Hungary
Cheap hookers mate

Can't wait for Redbull replacing Gaslel with based onearmed Robercik

NOOOOO FUCK OFF HULK LEAVE GIMI ALONE

ham preparing floor damage excuse

no hope

>RPM-meter on halo-HUD still out of sync with audio
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hulk's renault sounds like a beast

Nothing is solve

are penalties expensive now that Charlie is gone or what?

>hamildumb

contact with a force india in T2, had to replace wing, still felt suspension damage, retired to be safe, was out of points anyways

plz haas a podium

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bc gro

Gimi bullied

Will legoats tyres last the distance?

RIC getting strat bullied, XD

FUCK YEAH HULK AND GIMI FIGHTING

Merc are shit now thank god

Gimi has no grip

He'll pass the nigger when he pits again

NEW BREAD

THIS SO MUCH

Hulk on softs so he will pit again and Gimi gets the place back

>hamilel crying

>yfw podium
>LEC
>VET
>BOT

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>Car problems are because I'm behind

Never change Hamilton

Who is hte poo commentator? annoying accent christ. He pretends to be british but his stupid poo voice and accent sneak in

GIVE YOUR POWER TO HULK

\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/

PODIUMS INCOMIN

HAMILTON CRYING AGAIN

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nu bread when

bring back henno

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HAM OUT

I thought it was a Pajeet Streetshitter Poo in Loo?

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>1st podium when you start from P17
How based would it be?

is vettel going to pass lewis on yellows?

Why is it shitty? Other options I was thinking of were Japan, Italy or Brazil.

Not fat, just a mutt.

>Baku
Is Azerbaijan a strict country? I'm kind of interested in Singapore, Abu Dhabi and Baku but I'm afraid that those countries won't tolerate my penchant for drugs and alcohol.

I'll look into COTA, but I'm more interested in a foreign GP just because I'm at an ideal point in my life to be able to go to one. I can go to COTA much easier in the future.

Will trade Khazar milkers for more answers.

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Hamilbitch claiming issues with the car as he's about to be passed. Incredible the amount of problems that pop up every time he doesn't win. A real underdog.

holy shit hamilton sucks at tyre management

>Perez gets many meme podiums
>nobody gives a shit

>Hulk get close to the top 5
>everybody shits themselves

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lads we're just a few laps away from Hulk BULLYING Ricciardo

best driver ever, has nothing to do with the best car ever for the last few years.

>Tfw believed in MWL
>They're just holding back, it'll be fine
Muh fantasy points

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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH

THE NIGGER FAGGOT BTFO

GGs. Vettel wins lol.

>OK DUDE JUST COME IN THE PITS BRO

next lap

don't say nigger you'll get banned.

>Blah blah car is bad, tyres are bad
I missed this so much.

Guys, how do I become an F1 driver? Is 21 too late? If I became wealthy enough could I buy my way in? My Dad's friend bought himself a spot in the amateur version of 24 hours of Leman and placed 7th. It can't be that hard right?

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what THE FUCK is renault doing to riccy

why is ferrari's car better this year?

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Japan is always based
Brasil is a myth, can be a borefest or based af because of weather
Monaco is good to sleep during the race

>"Charles? Let Vettel pass. I repeat, let Vettel pass you Charles."

the nigger or the faggot ??

Well the sitting duck still has his rear gunner. So he’s fine. I predict still p2 at the flag for Ham.

they left their chief strategist back in italy

>Ferrari with Medium tyres
>Vettel makes mistake
>Still can't overtake him
>HAMILSHIT

If you have billion bucks and can handle the physical demands of driving an F1 car, yeah sure.

I mean fucking'A, if Stroll can get a ride so can anybody.

Thank you Brazil user, I guess I'll look into Japan. Already a weeb fuck anyways. Ultimately want to go to every GP before I kick the bucket.

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Iceman E X P O S E D

Pedro Diniz started at 18 and made it in seven years, so yeah, you can do it. You only need to be absolutely filthy rich

You would be absolutely terrible and fail to make the 107% rule every single race. For a team to have you as a driver you would need to pay them something like 50 million/year.

fucking hell gimi

he would still be an f1 driver though. idiot.

>Implying normies care about motor racing at all

literally feels like we're in the middle of a quali session right now.

is anybody even on the track?

Wasn't evne that bad imo

Shity race

t. Lobato

Well, it's F1. 90% of the time it's a shitty race.

moto gp is normie tier

I believe it's the nature of the car's setups. You want your car as low as possible for more grip, but as a result you scrape the ground under braking.

>tfw doing an exchange in nip land next fall
>coincides with 2019 japanese grand prix
ill buy you bud light

Not in 'Murricah it ain't.

you fucking idiots are spamming the stream chat with /pol/ shit

Vettel should've run Choco Senna off the track.

post more cuties

>VETTEL

VETTEE EXPOSED
AHYAYAYHAHSDFYASYUDAShiuoasd

THE STATE OF SEBASTIAN VETTEL

Vettel sucks.

He's the ultimate car-baby.

Hulk!

LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM LEC VS HAM

He's an Adrian Newey baby for sure.

DIO CANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Tricky Rick status: EXPOSED

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WHACHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKOMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU BROTHER

Men with mustache cannot win. Fuck Vettel, fuck Germany.

You just need to be a man's man with a thick lustrous lip hair.

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>Leclerc's engine is about to go BLAMMO

Fuck this gay earth.

F

Press F to pay respects to Charles Leclerc

Holy shit Renault.