Liverpool x Tottenham OFFICIAL match thread

>Liverpool
Alisson;
Robertson, VVD, Matip, Alexander-Arnold;
Wijnaldum, Henderson, Milner;
Mané, Firmino, Salah.
Subs: Mignolet, Lovren, Shaqiri, Lallana, Keita, Fabinho, Origi.

>Tottenham
Lloris;
Vertonghen, Sanchez, Alderweireld;
Rose, Dele Alli, Sissoko, Eriksen, Trippier;
Moura, Kane.
Subs: Gazzaniga, Davies, Foyth, Son, Skipp, Wanyama, Llorente.

Starts in 50 bings

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>Mane up against Trippier

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I like the looks of that Tottenham team.

Liverpool never won a single title in their history.

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Can't wait to get comfy and listen on the radio at work tbqh lads

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>not a NEET
suicide

Anyone else want to explain why Fabinho, Liverpool's best midfielder keeps getting dropped

Such a profound and original statement Felipe

91789974
>Flag
>Ignored

>Wijnaldum, Henderson, Milner;

WEW. In for a good one today boys, this truly is the midfield of choke

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you fagets better do us a favor or we will rape you three times this month

stupid name

I missed cardiff-chelsea, can i get an incredibly brief rundown?

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stream when?

cardiff got robbed and warnock is about to murder some refs

Today it finally slips

>Kane (13)
>Alli (45)
>Kane (60)
>Kane (85)

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Cooking my asado to watch the game lads

reddit.com/r/InfluentialSpheres/

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MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE

hoping for spurs win. i like klopp but liverpool fans look and sound like inbred hellspawn.

Do I put a cheeky bet on Spurs lads?

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win or lose, i shall be avoiding Yea Forums for the next week because you're all bores

yes

If you want to lose some money yeah

if you like winning yeah

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>sunny day at Liverpool

global warming is real guys

kek

PRAISE ALLAH

*cough* ePremier League *cough*

it's often sunny in liverpool because it's on the coast
it gets grim when you go inland (read: manchester)

>wwe
cringe

>liverpoo continue slipping
>spuds yuropa league in £1bn stadium

Not sure who I want to lose here.

Hey don't be like that Manchester is nice [s]if you don't have the money to visit Pakistan [/s]

Arsenal here dont know who i want to win hate them both

spurs +1 is a good bet lad

What's the song that was playing?

haha really?
I visited you guys between may-july and I barely remember seeing the sun but now that you said I think that I got just unlucky

you should feel blessed that none of you are watching the american coverage of this game
this is painful

I hope you have all treated your mummys today x

NBCSN is so fucking gay.

>Kick It Out was established as a campaign with the brand name 'Let's Kick Racism Out of Football' in 1993 and as an organisation in 1997.

cringe

Mums dead so nah

Mother's day rubs it in a little

are you watching it at NBC stream too?

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bank account - 21 savage

honestly its gotten so much better in recent years but the fan day shit is pretty cringeworthy

first game of my son's life. maybe he'll be a good luck charm today. (not banking on it). COYS

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this, what the fuck is going on? is this an anglo conspiracy to shame us even more?

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That was very cringey

I am, absolute cringefest

NO AL RACISMO

Spurs are going to get trashed, right?

woah how brave that was by wife-beating, cheating monkey man raheem, imagine being in his shoes and having the daily mail write an article about you going to greggs. I don't know how he deals with the harassment

>irish liverpool bandwagoner
i'm in shock

BASED

unfortunately

Had to switch off from this. I will gladly watch a low quality stream if it means I don't have to hear some mutts chanting allez allez allez

Without using google, what is the capital of Tottenham?

Why does Souness always make pathetic excuses for tottenham?

>a makeshift tottenham team because..they're missing Dier and Harry Winks

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T lmao

arsenal city

Tel aviv

hope for a 0-0 and multiple leg breaks and red cards all round

Technically right.

jerusalem

McDonald's

Based, thanks lad

>racism
>bad
i fucking hate modern football

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How many wings can you eat, lads?
me - about 5

idk what you call them but haringey? did I spell that right? it's a zone I believe

sandchads > kikes

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Jerusalem

London

kick it aaat lads

Oy vey

too fat

fuck wings
all bone, skin and those weird pubes
thigh and breast all the way

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Tel Aviv

Good God my dick

Reminder that racism is good

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American ads are cringe af

stream
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One of these sides will win

Screencap this

I just wing them at people leaving the restrooms

15
t. lives down the street from the place where wings were invented

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Yea thats the borough they are in

AHAHAHAHA RAY BORG'S SON IS GOING TO DIE. AHAHAHAA I FUCKING LOVE IT

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wheres insecure dutch poster?

Who /abl/ here?

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bet on liverpool. if they slip, you won't care about losing money because you can shitpost the scousers to death. if they can win you can console yourself about them not slipping yet with your winnings

>slipping to spuds
KEK, never change cuckpool

>Chat is talking about F1

wew

*gets car bombed*

>sing ynwa
>"just listen to this amazing atmosphere"
>immediately turns into a library after ynwa

nose problem

usually get 5 perri perris with some chips,lads in the takeaway always give me 7 though

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>rose diving already
stupid fucking nigger

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No, that metal song that was playing while the heavyweight was running around gurning at fans.

Did Rose selfheem himself? Fucking moron.

4-1 slipperpool

You heard it here first

jesus christ, how many ngubus are on spuds' team?

>Allisson
he's really shit lmao

>No goals in 90 seconds means it's slipping

Why is he in the liverpool stands?

?

What's he watching lads?

why is he sat with jaap stam?

Not as many as actually live in tottenham

LIVERSLIP HAVE ALREADY PROBLEMS
DIGITS IF TRUE

>alisson

Livershit need to stop signing goalkeepers based on looks.

literally every single cl game

>salad

Local chippy always gives me large chips or extra nuggets

Based Asians

>mo tryharding

i miss my argie ex's fat tits

He called Mike Dean a bald nonce, and threatened to get him done by operation yewtree

>slipping to slippenham

>alison is a good GK

pfffffffhahahhaahah

If Harry Kane had a road dedicated to him, it’d be Harry Lane.

>salad

What's he doing sitting with Yanis Varoufakis?

*slips*

They should sign them based on how many people they can kill in a favela

Harry Kane Lane haha

Jesse Lingard spotted

no refunds

oh great it's another salah is shit episode

Nice

why the fuck are 5'3 men reproducing

I hate Liverpool! I hate their fans!

I want them to LOSE!

Bad ball from Kane

Kane SUCKS

why is henderson allowed to play in important matches

>first slip
we got a game lads

>there's a slip
OH NO NO NO

>Slippy M

get this fucking own-goal machine out of here

Hold still goyim this is might hurt

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>5 minutes
>crowd quietened down

i would say wrong thread but it is welcome news so ill allow it

if harry kane was african he would be harry kan-eh
if sadio mane was english he would be sadio mayne

typical ABL

maybe liverpool should fire their groundskeeper

Spurs will miss good chances and lose

yu are puting their kids through colege because you eat there several times per day most days of the week so its no surprise they are generous with you and probaly feel a bit of pity for you as well because you dont kno how to cook from their prospective

ABLi*

>there's a slip

F O R E S H A D O W I N G

This woman is made exclusively to make babies she can have 10 babies with no problems

liverpool getting all t'whistles

Imagine the smell

>diverpool

lucas needs to fuck off dumb retard

Spuds can bring in Son from the bench in the 2nd half. Who the fuck does Livercuck have?

>tfw still a mid 20s virgin

Why can I have a qt gf god it's so annoyiiiiiinnnngggggggg I'm so fucking lonely

need 190cm here for his witty insights

have a sinking feeling loserpool won't bottle this lads, please tell me it'll be cool and good

lallana

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1 slip
2 slips
3 slips
.
.
.
.
69 slips lmao

Daily reminder all Tottenham supporters come from Essex and would never support them if they actually live their

>sub off kane
>win

It's that simple

Fuck’s sake Lucas

When Harry Kane gets old, he'll be walking with a Harry Cane.

Liverpool are losing the midfield battle lmao

>sleeping on Big Shaq

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my local south african place gives me a bit of bacon free with any order I have there. going tomorrow for lunch, based saffers

Never been to Essex. How is it?

>

have a trip to Nevada

How is Lucas so shit

What? Obesity has a terrible effect on children in the womb. Obviously even more effects in being raised by a hamplanet and those kids wil be fucked for life.

>alisson under pressure

>S
>LIVERSLIP GONNA SLIP
>I
>P

If Harry Kane was a big guy he would called Harry BANE?

this is 100% slipping

too bad klopp is sleeping on him as well

one-footed players should be shot

imagine if lucas had a final touch

it's 96 you tard

If Harry Kane was a big guy, would he be Harry Bane?

How do I achieve legs this big?

Anyone have an acestream?

go to a whorehoude dude

>expecting Klopp to play shaqiri

have you learned nothing?

Essex people are like Schrodinger's Londoners they could see themselves as from Essex or from London, they're indeterminate until you ask them.

i mean sex you incel

you think this is playstation?

e1bbfee51b37676a689bcc7396fdd6cf71a93bc1

ss go mad

>didnt played for the national team due to injury
>"KLOPP PLAY HIM IN PREMIER LEAGUE"

a volltrottel bist du

yes

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son would have berryed that

>girls are now averaging at around 5'9 - 5'11

fucking hell i hate being a manlet. should i kill myself?

Comfy better living standards than London

What’s a good video game for PS4 I only have fifa and red dead lel

>alison

HAHAHAHAHA and fucking Yea Forums said he's better than ederson

After a role of a lifetime, I've been "busy"

a4b678335239327aad7e5b668d20b5cd0ef39a32

rgergergers STOP IT

tottenham will get a bullshit penalty in the second half
cap this

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KANE IS FUCKING RETARDED

it's getting more and more london though, a bunch of cockneys are selling their flats for loads and moving out there

wear boots that give you an extra two to three inches
t. manlet

>ps4
none

metal gear solid

Resident evil 2

>girl invites you to her home
>you take off your shoes
do you see the problem?

where are fabinho and keita?

tfw da Canaries win da Premierl Eagle next season

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Why does Matip look so weird

I never understood why Liverpool fans praise Firmino so much?
He's bang average most of the games.

BARRY GANE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>3 inches

what the fuck are you wearing?

can't wait for the inevitable spurs ERA PENAL

he is a nigger

just realised we are playing our worst midfield

bloodborne

You now remember Keita

96 liverpool fans in the stands
96 liverpool fans
If one were to fall and get squished on the floor
95 liverpool fans in the stand

>(You)

what a high quality game lads

EASY

that's why you get the girl drunk before you come over. such a noob

meh

>girl invites you to her home

you've done like 95% of the work at this point no?

this did not age well

the ABSOLUTE STATE of (you)

7-1 > 96

AHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA FUCKING DORK

>we

Is the Mexico NT playing today?

bobby did a dab as he scored.

Rocket league

PUKKI
U
K
K
I

Small platforms hidden inside your socks I guess

>
shit

Imagine having to travel to another time zone just to pay for sex.
Not doing that.

Hmmm?

>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS>SPUDS

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Are Spurs the biggest beta club there's ever been?

Ripple just died. What the everloving fuck

what was that bud

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BOBBY

OUR YEAR

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Reeeeeeeee

oh no no no no

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FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO

Spurs are SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS>ABLS

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BOBBY

who can stop bobby one eye firmino

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he dabbed

high heels

>lads its spurs

>stream has been blocked

Fuck these jew bastards. People all over the world can watch this game but I have to pay to watch my own league

>yids

hahaha get fucked you oven dodgers

Thanks, lads.

BTFO

>slippenham

TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE TOP OF THE LEAGUE

*ahem*

Liverpool goal webum.

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Here's your (you)

>spuds

ITS YA BOY BOBBY NIGGUH DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO

(Tu)

FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO FIRMINO

>rocket league on console

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still average desu

even benteke would've buried that, great cross

Damn what a cross

ITS OVER

We have more trophies than Liverpoo.

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THERES SOMETHING THAT THE KOP WANTS YOU TO KNOW

THE BEST IN THE WORLD IS BOBBY FIRMINO

OUR NUMBER 9 GIVE HIM THE BALL AND HE'LL SCORE EVERYTIME

redpill me on both teams please, i want to get into premier league, watching this game

>rocket league at all
bit of a soi game desu

Blissful

no slipping today.

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Based

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shouldn't have voted for brexit

We got a new stadium trophy who cares

oh no no no no

Can we all agree that Kante and Mane are the most likeable black football players right now?

WHY THE FUCK HE DOESNT DO THAT WHEN PLAYING FOR OUR NT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

Cowboy boots like a Real American

>Spids
>Finishing in the top 4

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live.harleyquinnwidget.com

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KEK

based squasher of san marino

FUCK LIVERPOOL AND FUCK NIGGERS

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*assists you*

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>all these stream plebs reacting to shit minutes later

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Based
Thanks a lot, m8

rainbow six siege

>our

can't wait for the inevitable penalty

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so what if he scored? it doesn't mean anything. he is still average most of the game.

:^)

(je)

liverpool = scum, slip, 96
tottenham = yids and /ourguys/ for today

Liverpool = Palestine. Tottenham = Israel.

Kane FUCKING LOVES diving, doesn't he?

I want this

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>the best spurs team in history

Put a cheeky bet on Liverpool lads.
£3 big spender what sort of lambo should I buy with my £1.30 winnings?

Liverpool dabbing all over these fraud FAGGOTS

Because the retarded hacker Tite Kubo prefered to use G.jesus
cough cough World cup cough

I wonder if Trent ever did fuck that pregnant chick

his smile makes me feel good

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Tite's shit tatics and even then he's not that bad on the NT

How does one make webms Norwaybro? Also what principle to follow to get best possible quality and length at sub 3mb files?

Seen some fucking 1 minute long webms at watchable quality on this place.

shut up fat

Imagine having to sing this shit because your 9 is Crapino

ah haha no

Got a new haircut, lads

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So, Liverpool are the good guys?

daily reminder gabriel jesus stated every match of the the world cup over firmino

A bit, but it's very well made and good fun. There's none of that FIFA shit where the game rolls a dice on who wins. If you're shit you're shit, if you're good you're good.

monkey

What ever happened to streamsp

>tfw you remember seeing this pic for the first time years ago

Are Spurs about to finish 6th in a 3 horse race?

happens to the best of us mate

mane forgot to turn his brightness up

>scoring goals doesnt matter

why are amerilards so cringe

It's like 5 dollars on ali

And yet Firmino scored more goals than him. Kek

given that lad's mass, looks like he'll be released from that hell soon

imagine being this dumb

how are spurs THIS shit?

They may be smelly and barbaric, but yes.

What does Lucas Moura dd to this team?

More pls

>salad

Why does he love cumming inside married pregnant girls anyway?

Would you rather a mongrel horde riding over you with complete impunity?

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Are the commentators always this pro Liverpool?

alright based, thanks lads,

liverpool are 2nd for a reason. how many games have they drawn? its because firmino goes invisible.

>arsenal will go ahead of Spuds of they win tomorrow

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I don't know but he was adding more than any other Spur for the first 15 minutes

>dad walks in

>salad missing sitters is firmino's fault
fuck off

Not Norway, and I doubt I could produce them anywhere near as quick, but I use WebmConverter (webm for retards/gits) and OBS Studio. Both free and easy and good quality.

>scored twice in the world cup despite not starting a game
>jesus did literally fucking nothing

Jesus is a much better player even though he's 6 years younger than Firmino

looks like a boomer while on his 20's so I guess he just really fits in

Yes. Most of the media are ex-Liverpool players

>this post

what the FUCK

mr alisson no drops today pls

BLUNDERLAND

>alisson

I'm sad now with that you said

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>alison

>Alisson
LADS IT'S GONNA SLIP TODAY

you're not even getting 1:1 pot odds? why would you bet that

>Alisson

what the fuck

>google spurs and a NBA team come up

what did google mean by this

ffmpeg's libvpx is how you typically go about making webums. In my case I have a setup where I record stuff from a satellite receiver using streamlink, which I then open with mpv and have scripts help me invoke ffmpeg with the right command line options.

As for the quality part, it really depends a lot on what you're making a webum of. Since compression depends a lot on differential data, videos with a lot of movement will tend to be hard to keep low sized, while videos with little movement will be easy to keep low. There's also a lot of other factors like resolution and other command line options you can pass to libvpx. Make sure you always make use of libvpx' two-pass encoding though. It makes a difference.

>allison

look - i'm only going to say this once. I could beat the shit out of you without even trying.

alisson thinks he is a centre back

Allison bald spot

>(jij)

spuds have the worst fullbacks in the league

This. Gabby also syncs better with Neymar

Jesus is warming the bench for old man Aguero for fucks sake

>not knowing the san antonio spurs

wew

is his name alisson or becker?

Spurs used to play how liverpool currently play.

How have spurs regressed so hard?

IF and only IF we manage to hold onto these 3 points today the league is fucking ours, literally the easiest run in to the end of the season i genuinely cant see us dropping points against any of those teams

this is the game that wins us the title lads fucking come on

Why couldn't you do it if you were trying though?

Robertson is fucking amazing.

Can't believe he was only 10mil or that no one else was interested in the lad.

yes

yes

because if i tried I would kill you

THIS

>has 50 yards of space and time to cross
>robertson is amazing la

>why are they slightly behind a much more expensive squad

yeah, it's all because of firmino lol

>system babby

>in an eating competition
lmao

You realize city still needs to drop points right.

At a liverpool bar in Washington DC. Everytime liverpool do something they a clap. Couldn't be more stereotypical

absolutely delusional

Couldn't you do it without killing me?
Sounds a bit careless.

>much more expensive
its not though. pretty sure liverpools squad cost more

anybody got a streaming link?

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NIGGER

>dat corner
the absolute state of the EPLEL

look at who they have left to play, no chance they dont drop points compared to our run in

>I'm strong behind the screen xD

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what do you mean "yes"

But he does.

go to sleep its half a night

his name

>the most dangerous lead
It begins in 15 minutes lads. The slip is in.

Do American EPL fanclubs have capos?

CRASH
BANG
WALLOP

WHAT A SLIP

SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH SALAH

You are going to draw one of those teams because slipperpool

There's a good one posted in this very thread.

scared

Sounds like a pretty good atmosphere desu. If you're watching at a pub here you'd hear cunts whining about Brexit and immigrants instead of the actual game on

>us
How many goals you scored for Liverpool?

Thanks a lot lads, this gives me some perspective and a starting point. Not such a big deal for me to capture live webms in real time like Norwaybro but mainly for interesting bits and pieces that really need a webm rather than screenshot.

>apehoop
cringe

you're incorrect. Man city's full squad transfer fees are higher, and the wages, which are arguably more important, are much higher.

but whatever, let's just make shit up

Saved for my post slip liverpool meltdown montage

ye

>city dropping points
>>our
triple kek

where's this gook? i havent seen him in the whole match

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his name

Feel bad for spurs. They should have won the league in the Leicester season and the season they went unbeaten at home

They will literally never get a chance to win the league again

they have dropped so few points this season i don't think its as sure of athing as you think. I hope they do, however.

prove it

On the bench

on the bench

Does Robertson have an English grandparent by any chance?

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chile

triggering germany

>should have
but the bottlers didn't

lets have a sneak peak mate

bfst . to / play / soccer

ah, i thought he was playing

I thought Lucas was supposed to be the next neymar

if robertson and kane were brazilian we literally would have 6 stars
just saying

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He's on the bench for whatever reason

i'll invite you to visit www.google.com and enter "pl squads by transfer fee" in the box that's labeled search. then browse the various links.

get the goal video from reddit. they usually post them immediately. then just google convert to webm. convertio is a fancy online one.

it's all about the frame size. 1280x720 high quality webms can only be about 10 seconds. after that you go down to 960x540 then 854x480 then 640 x360. the longer you go the smaller the webm frame size has to be. and there's only so much video you can fit into 3mb.

if you want to be really fast you'll hav to learn all this command line stuff mentioned by norway bro here. it takes a while to get used to the programs tho. and 2 pass encoding takes a while. you'll get good quality but it won't be fast.

or you can take a road with a lower learning curve and use gui tools mentioned by uk bro

that was basic defending from van dyke, not sure why the commentators are slurping his semen.

At least they put the pressure on

femanon here. mane is an absolute cutie

ripple.is/football
acelisting.in/
footybite.com/football/liverpool-vs-tottenham-hotspur-live-stream/

If you aren't looking to make fast webms, then an ffmpeg frontend like WebM for Retards is great, especially because it's able to accurately calculate the bitrate necessary to keep the video within Yea Forums's 3 MB limit.

footybite

What wrong with Alison?

robertson is absolutely elite and anyone who claims he isn't the best LB in the league doesn't watch football

If Messi, CR7, Hazard and Kante were Brazilian we would have 6 stars

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kane is a tap in merchant

Kane is a given but which other spurs players can we safely write off as memes now the dust has settled?

Here's my joke for this game:

"Tottenham's new stadium sure looks a lot like Anfield"

>benderson

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>Kane

Anything more than a tap-in is too much for him

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If Wayne Rooney wasn't English we'd have two stars

one of barca's best ever

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>allison
>kane

>struggling to watch this
>buffering constantly
>switch to Chrome
>works flawlessly

Firefox A SHIT
A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OF A BROWSER

>

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One of the best things about living in the United Kingdom is that most of the right-wing rhetoric you hear in America is very much against the law here. Calling Islam "uncivilised" or saying that gay marriage isn't really marriage would get you charged with inciting hatred. Suggesting that people should buy guns "for self-defence" would be considered inciting violence, which carries serious penalties as well. We're also finally starting to seriously crack down on climate change deniers and anti-vaxxers and all three of our legal systems have laws that prohibit insulting or offending people in general. Scotland has a law against disparaging the memory of deceased persons, so the crude "ding dong, the witch is dead" rhetoric coming from the US when a celebrity dies would be very much illegal. Childish name-calling and lying about people is not allowed here either, as a woman in Suffolk was recently given defamation charges for commenting "she's a liar" on a YouTube video of a politician giving a speech.

Is our freedom of expression limited? Not in the least. We are guaranteed freedom of expression through European law. Rather than restricting freedom of expression, these laws simply ensure that it's used responsibly and for the purposes of good. Unlike Americans, we understand that human rights and human dignity also need to be respected. Americans stubbornly cling to their outdated interpretation of their archaic Constitution while the rest of the world forges ahead. You Americans look very uncivilised to the rest of us when you allow bigots to speak out openly. By allowing hate speech, you are sending the message to the rest of the world that your government approves of hatred and intolerance. Is that really what you want, Americans?

Lloris

What's asado?

based man mountain

Holy shit she literally looks my gf

If Tom Brady were Brazilian, you'd have 12

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He's half German

I absolutely agree

Allison you goddamn South American shitter - that is not a fucking clearance

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>not taking the Opera pill

is it

He was born in big river of the South so he is a gigantic faggot

nice corners faggot

>uruguayian internet

he is only slightly more reliable defensively than albert moreno. this gets ignored because he crosses better and is anglo.

Alli

cutest spaniard ever

MAGISTERIAL MISPLACED PASS FROM THE MAN MOUNTAIN

Ahahahahaha

>Kane

>these fucking corners

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If my grandmother had wheels, she would be a bike

upboated :)

thank you, I got this working

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did you guys watch the GOAT's set yesterday?

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hello, I'm Mark, your gf's new bull

have some gold

where did the amazing atmosphere go?

>van dyke

Based Orwellian society

roast

Fuck this bitch looks like she'll pop em out in 3 months each.

deadmau5 is for prepubescent fags

Wheres that

i thought spurs were good?

DAS....not it mane

how old is this girl? i can never tell with asians

Ian Curtis is dead mate, he couldn't have done a set yesterday

45

if liverpool dont score again before ht it will end 1-1

here's the >you that you are so desperate for

>mané

this

Am I still 14? No, so why bother

>45

Where does one watch your league? How is the quality?

based

soon......

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Imagine still listening to Deadmau5 how embarassing hahahaha

That's Radiohead's logo you dolt

Is Mané really good or just a pacey african ?

early 50s

>Harrio Kané

all americans are guests in this thread

At least we won the best stadium in the UK trophy

glad that salah and kane got exposed this season

Sounds like what I need, I'll give it all a shot and see what comes out best for my requirements

Radiohead's for pubescent fags

nice throw-in robertson

spurs really are fucking useless

lucas is so shit

I know that Kane is a tap-in merchant but in brazilian current play system he would be a top scorer easily

even worse

This midfield needs a Fabinho to control the tempo. Henderson is shit.

aguero is and always has been the true GOAT

lucas moura is so shit

when will you stfu kanegaylover macaco

>BLUNDERLAND

Why would they play Moura instead of worst korea?

bruh not even I watch our league...

woah very rude indo

just started watching, hows it been so far?

how come salah has played nearly 1000 more minutes than aguero this season but has scored less goals than him?

I think they're resting him from all the travels he had

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crosses and long shots

henderson and milner are so fucking shit I cannot comprehend how these shithouses get minutes in a top 4 club it's fucking embarrassing

Son is exhausted

BLACKED or BLACKED RAW?

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Beacuse he is a winger while aguero is a striker.

it's almost like liverpool spent over 100m on replacements for them who turned out to be shit

shits on your pitch

>Scoused

come on lads. win it for sheamus.

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because aguero is fucking based

anyone else feels uncomfortable watching dany rose on the ball?

system babby

Doesn't defensor produce decent players every now and again? Idk just curious but if it's shit I'll take your word for it

fabinho is better than these two nimrods though but klopp keeps playing them because muh experience

>it's almost like
Reddit phrase

>making racist gestures

Ban him for life

is salahd playing? don't think i've seen him

nice cope you got there

someone make a new thread la

Alli is an absolute dumbass.

Based Sheamus

American tourists are the worst.

>9/10 in bongland

QUEBRA ESSE MACACO PORRA!!!

milner is not shit, henderson is too ponderous
don't think klopp trusts fabinho in big games whilst keita is shite

Kane off

Llorente on

fabinho is actually good so they only burned 54m or whatever it was on keita

fabinho is no better than henderson

no

calling it 1-1 draw

Marica Hase BLACKED OUT is kino, don't care for white women tho

Wingers are not supposed to have the same number of goals as strikers tho

Who /tossed salad and scrambled eggs/ here

New thread neededededed

really don't get why people rate CMs who only ever pass sideways, anyone could do that.

liverpool sign keita because he was good in a farmers league and now they want to sign dybala
absolute fucking state, couldn't make this up

thanks i've been honing it for nearly a year now.

Ronaldo scores more than Benzema

HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES ARE CALLING

will the spurs be able to score a goal during the lexus™ stoppage time

Make a new thread you faggots

no

new thread

But you do know that Firmino was signed from hoffenheim?

Why are liverpool playing with only 10 men?

salah isn't a winger
do you even watch football?

salad is an inside forward you dumb fucks

No designated shitting streets, other than that some areas are quite nice, like any county really

>benzema

yes he is dumbfuck

Slipperpool should have done the Dybala straight swap. Even shit-tier defenders know not to let Salah get on his left foot in the right box areas he likes. Kloop realizes this and is playing him wider. Salah is also more mentally fragile than Chadyoko.

where would you play dybala? if anything he works best on firmino's position. who are you benching then?

Play him mainly on the RW and bench no one, or as Firmino’s back up or the midfield. Kid is versatile as fuck. Getting a lot of shit now for his play but Penaldo swallows up all the chances

people everywhere are reaching for allegra

Ok, what the fuck is wrong with Trippier?