It was a bad call. Your team lost because of you

It was a bad call. Your team lost because of you.
It's been.. thirty years. I thought you'd be crying.

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*makes a mistake*
>What is Henderson doing?!
*gets the fifth goal against Cruddersfield Town*
>Balloon door! Balloon door!

*tries dribbling out from the back and loses possession*
>....
*wins an aerial duel against a 5'8 centerforward*
>OH GOD YES! ABSOLUTELY MAGISTERIAL DEFENDING FROM THIS WALL OF A MAN! WHAT A PERFORMANCE!
>He's the best centerhalf in the business Martin, there's just no doubt about it

Why has he glued pubic hairs on his chin?

the same reason your Sister, Mother, Wife, Granny, Antie, Daughter and Father glue black testicles to their chins.

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cringe but hot

*does nothing*

The image would be great, but
>Cleats

Gary Neville now creaming his pants because VVD let Sissoko have a free shot on goal.

absolutely seething

So many mistakes. Will the narrative change after this game?

>brit english is dead, all hail american english

Not after he single-handedly defended against 2 players to prevent a winning goal.

Sissoko being Sissoko and fucking up a passing opportunity is not 'single-handedly defended'

>implying Van Dijk didn't perfectly prevent the pass to Son and then pressure right at the moment of shooting
You're more delusional than a scouser if you think he didn't handle that situation perfectly.

I won't argue Van Dijk didn't do his job, all I'm saying is if that was Eriksen, Kane or even Alli in that position instead of Sissoko, it would've been 2-1 Tottenham.

You're right, but he defended the way he did because it was Sissoko. He would naturally defend a different situation differently.

I like the potential meme. He does whinge a lot at others but i think Liverpool need it. He was sliced apart vs Germany

Robertson, Alisson, and VvD saved them so many times this game. I still think despite >muh heavy metal that Liverpool's true strength lies at the back desu

What mistakes? Has he even made one this season leading to a goal?

Yeah. The header in the Fulham game that sold Allisson short and let Babel score. That's the only one I can think of off the top of my head though and it didn't even cost them any points.

Sucks at blindside defending

Kek, you wish.

He has gotten away with so much the last month. He's a mythological man mountain.