/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Short Cars Edition

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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 26
L. Hamilton 18
M. Verstappen 15
S. Vettel 12
C. Leclerc 10

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 44
Ferrari 22
Red Bull 15
Haas 8
Renault 6

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
157 (160 entries)

>Hund status:
Maybe ahead of RB this time

>News:
Blyat fucked by operation mistake of the mechanics
Steiner: "Grosjean penalty's completely wrong"
Merc: "Race will be around managing tyres degradation and not pace"
FKino on soon

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First for HamilGOD WDC

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever scoring a pole-position:
82

fuck off zoomer

*overtakes Ricciardo for P13 on lap 5*

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dubs and any f1 driver will die today

Only because of RIC gearbox failure.

And one of the rookies will cause a crash in T11.

leave gasley to me

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*gets exposed and breaks his own car so people think he's just unlucky and blame the car*

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who holds the record for that?
on the grid probably Perez

woah

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toto is a faggot

>Danny, telemetry shows that you blow the engines by going over the rpm-limit intentionally. Care to explain?

correct.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Formula_One_driver_records#Most_races_without_a_pole_position

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I just woke up from my chair fucking hungover with no clue about last night.

This picture was in its own separate tab on my screen.

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Brundle and Herbert

real baguette

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When will you all swallow the Kevin pill?

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>Kimi replaces Schumacher
>Mick replaces Kimi

>french auto mechanics

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delet ;_;7

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based gimi

havent watched f1 in 3 years what should i expect?

look a that blatant merc sand bagging.

Seethe more old man

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how old is that pic? sebs hair doesnt look JUST there

Just shhh now

Mercedes is not OP anymore

What was even the point in Kubica returning?
I doubt this is fun for him and his legacy won't get bigger because of this either.

Kek@gimi

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BOT taking out VET and LEC in the first corner for ez HAM win

ghey people

>Gimi through by the skin of his teeth
>Twice
>Then proceeds to not finish last in Q3
So based

I was told Mick was good, why didnt he win the F2 race

Just barely scraping himself into Q3. I was wondering about the difference between him and Gio.

slav viewers

hot teens fucking old men

Carrie is the best girl

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is the same for everybody

what if albon gets promoted to rbr?

*the kevin balls

Sincr Mclel is pretty decent now, do you think he regrets it?

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not unrealistic
he's 2-0 against Kvy in quali and being a rookie more potential to grow

I had also proclaimed my drunken love for Carrie in several group chats and told my friend who works in lower tier motorsports as a mechanic to say hi to her if he ever comes across.

I mean yeah she's cute af but what the fuck

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So this year Formula 1.5 is really just Williams.

He would have regretted it if they were competing with red bull in race pace

They're just as midfield as before. They made a mistake leaving Honda for Renault.

she's got ugly pig hands

he would be

I woke up on the floor of my bathroom (it has a nice heated floor) with this book next to me.

I'm sure I had my reasons.

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oletko vamnaimnen

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corrr imagine the post race musk around the crotch of her race suit

he gon wreck shit during testing

williams is 9 seconds faster than the F2 qualify

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count 9 seconds
it's quite a lot

Semen slurping

F2 race in 25 mins


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What the fuck did you just fucking say about her, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the FIA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

tbf, the gap from Verstappen to Ricciardo might actually be the same if Ricky stayed at Red Bull

youtu.be/3DuGxMBWK88
youtu.be/5klrZThDFHY

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heated bathroom floors are the comfiest place to sleep in when you're drunk and innocent

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2/5

Didn't edit the whole pasta.

but they're what, 4 seconds behind Ferrari? If they keep slipping like this they won't last the season

lets see your race series power rankings lads

>tfw you get caught rubbing yourself in the middle of the gym

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won't cry after them if they get bought or replaced
other then bringing in pay drivers or getting carried by OP Merc engines they haven't added much to F1 the last 10 years

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MotoGP>>Indy>>F2>>WEC>>F1>>WSBK

True. I've lost vount of how many times I've woken up on the floor after a night out.

Estaban Ocon, now that is a hairline

IMAGINE being chained inside of a closet with a mask over your head suppressing your breathing and then once a year you are let out and you can take a single deep breath of carries musky pusy S M E L L, your lungs tingling with sensation as well as your benor, and then you get locked up again for another year. I would trade my current life for this

Mongol > Turan > rest of Asia > negroid >>>>>> wh*te

Could a Rich Energy therapy heal Kubica's arm?

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Crazy how they got a front row lockout just few seasons ago

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"no"

Eww disgusting WHORE

nice

motogp>wec>indy>imsa>fe>f1

just look for spiders

better than getting caught rubbing yourself during the race

Reminder that Ricciardo ran away to Renault after Max exposed him.

WRC > F1 > lolwhocares

When is F2?

GOOD POST

where will he go after hulk inevitably exposes him at renoo?

shades of 2014

WRC>motorbike road racing>motogp>BSB=WSBK>f1> the rest who cares

N O W
O
W

Replace MC Hammo at merc for one year before they leave F1

>yfw HAM and BOT approach T1 side by side

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FKino > IndyCar > F1 > MotoGP >>>> NASCAR >>> WEC

Reminder that Charles has two Stands that fights for him.

M.Schumacher
J.Bianchi

He was only 0.04 off Russell. When you consider he did no single-seater racing since late 2011, it's a good effort. To answer your question, he believes he can drive at a high level and I suppose hoped Williams would somehow build a good car for 2019. If he can match Russell over the season, that will be a success in itself.

Is sky showing it?

BTCC>aussie GT>indy car>go karts>rc cars>F1

The doublethink from Ricciardofags is hilarious on that one

>Max exposed him
>0 poles

For me, it's Charles Leclerc

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last digits are lap in which lecuck spins

Last digits are lap in which Hamilton DNFs

mid race should be interesting then, Norric podium when?

help where is the F2 race on the based source which shall not be named

last digit is the amount of Renault engines that blow up

Fkino predictions:

-Mick gets keked
-Ghiotto win
-DEV still shit, MAZ even worse

Carrie > Sophia > Leclerc > Gimi

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Überheblich, überlegen
Übernehmen, übergeben
Überraschen, überfallen

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rick blowing up his own engine on purpose just to not get exposed isnt news user

The last option.

poles don't earn points, tbqh.

thats a big Charles

ty user

that's correct

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Huge pileup in T1
Huge Bear wins

Racist

Is that an old pic of him or are his hair plugs filling in really nicely?

what would it take for him to get on the podium this year

cant wait for another GET IN LEWIS

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There was a time when poles did earn points.
Ah, those were the days.

When coverage starts?

every other team swaps to renault PUs and they are as reliable as usual

Imagine being this wrong.
Sophia > Carrie

kek filled race.
Calderon podium.

youtu.be/L42H4vkbHYc

>Filini

Why is epilating back of my knees and ankles so fucking hard to do and hurts this much?:(

Peugeot comeback to F1 when ?
Peugeot unlike Renault can make competitive cars when they try (rallye and endurance)

faggot.

based

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>epilating back of my knees
what?

Coverage go now.
Race in 5 minutes.

EBIC MUSIC

Well they were pretty bad with Mclaren and Prost. Renault actually has a history of success in F1.

IHAHA IT'S EPIC MUSIC TIME

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first time watching f2 what can i expect?

>t. riggered

F1TV fucked for anyone else?

Better racing than F1

>she whores herself out with nood pics
>therefore she is better
Completely incorrect mindset there friend

>Audio on
>Video off

Oh no

tfw no qt scrutineering gf

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great camera work

Kino time.

Thank you for the (You)s, friends. The pleasure has been all mine.

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>no Davide

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Formula Ox > FKino > F1 > SF > F3/4 > SGT > WEC > RC cars > Shit > Formula mEmE > "E-sports"

RAG'S TIME

>No easily excitable Italian man

where and how are we watching fkino?

was he there yesterday? didnt watch

F2 is just not the same without the Excitable Italian.

Fucked, only audio.

Where is the picture

inb4 Mick stalls

CAL is thicker than RAI

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Seeing all those young guys driving in F2 makes me realize how I'm a failure
Those guys all accomplished more than me, they earned more money, have more gf, travelled more, living for their passion, they all are stronger than me

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Nope

is aitken still the renault reserve driver for when ricky suicides?

why doesn't mick just smother his father and live the playboy life off inheritance?

>F2M Visuals

aussie supercars?
indy?

Probably helps they’re born into a rich family

They are the 0.00001% of the world fren

FE = F2 >= F1 >>>> everything else

Indy is fine but I just don't know most of those people.

Because not everyone is a sociopath

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/f2/ right now has the most unlikeable, uninteresting grid i can remember lads

Deletraz
>Swiss
>4th season, still no wins
>not shit in a funny way like his dad was

Matsushita
>non-kamikaze style Jap driver
>4th season in
>was shit in Super Formula last season
>shit teeth

Mazepin
>finished behind a poo in his debut race
>nothing like based Markelov
>named Nikita but is not a chick, dude

De Vries
>season number idc
>eternal bottler
>McLaren "junior", even though their main drivers are younger than him
>loser
>bantered on the track by Russell, scolded for his driving by Russell off the track, his sister gets piped by Russell
>named De Vries, doesn't even like ice cream

Sette Camara
>sopa de macaco Canamasas
>Senna would be turning in his grave if he saw this was the next Brazilian hope
>1 win in 100 races

Latifi
>the Prada to Stroll's Gucci in every way, including his eyebrows
>willingly drank rosewater on the podium

Zhou
>was in F3 for three years with Prema, didn't won anything

Ghiotto
>another "veteran"

M. Schumacher
>based desu, left Ticktum seething

Gelael
>based rich Indo boy who gave Gio the Nazi a career

Ilott, Aitken
>another "young British talent", with Aitken having the bonus that he can understand Zhou

King
>formerly known as a young British talent, now he's just British

Correa
>from USA, but doesn't exude enough freedom

Boccolacci
>kino name, that's it

Rag
>could be funny, F2-version of Ide

Calderon
>hardly gets posted by waglad, must not be interesting then

Hubert
>glasses, overall, helmet man
>might be the fastest, but might have the personality of a wet wipe

Alesi
>doesn't even grab the steering wheel at the top like his dad used to do

Boschung
>Swiss

Do they wear underwear or they're naked under their combi ?

>they earned more money
they're probably at loss yet

To be fair some of them seem to be part of the 56% of it

i guess, bootleg version only plays audio kek

Don't fret it user. These people are literally so far removed from normalcy. You're probably a perfectly decent guy but just a little down on yourself.

>implying it's not the kind thing to do

Who wants to live like that?

sirotkin is.

FUCK FOM AND FUCK F1TV

Aussie Supercars are on par with SGT
Indy is WEC tier unless its Indy 500

What's going through his mind right now?

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motorsport-eu.cf:8080

HOW THE FUCK DO I USE THESE

has anyone ever made a mistake after the formation lap and went at the wrong grid spot in F1 ?

Well defended start

delet immediatly

install acestream

>DEV

LE EBIN RUN OFF AREAS

is there any virus in it

>NYCK DE SHIT

>pay for shit
>receive worse service than pirates

Same old, same old

only a little bit

why
this isnt R4Me

I hope so

CAM ON TATIANA

Calderon being a decent roadblock

Fisichella once I think.


Also
>De Vries fucks up a race again

>track limits
lmao

>what a brilliant first lap!!!!!!!11111

yeah, zoomers pushing each other off the black stuff on colored stuff, i'm shaking

Yeah it happened a couple of seasons ago think it was Maldonado. Schumi deffo did it at Mercedes too.

GHIOTTO MY SON

>Poo still last

yes
don't install it
this is not a joke it has adware and makes registry entries and automatically installs its addon to browsers even after you installed the program so actually purging it is a piece of shit

>RAG +1:05:20

Remember when this was called GP2 and they used 4.0-litre naturally aspirated V8s?
Now THAT was junior formula.

it's ogre

If Camara was a true Brazillian he would have gone to the radio and tell Schumi is using fancy computer programs

>sprint race
>they are still 10 seconds per lap slower than quali

i dare you to defend this fuckery

Those were way better

>Ragu man stalls

lel

POO IN LOO

fucking DROPPED

Schumacher is a shitter

Zitto Camara in F1 when?

Where the fuck is Markelad

has Valsecchi been dropped?

Nice defensive moves from Schumacher into T1.

Not really kept an eye on things pre-season. Who is THE guy in F2 this season? Who is the driver with the pressure to win the title and get an F1 drive? You know how it has been in a few seasons past with Vandoorne, Russell, Leclerc etc.

>implying Mick is Michael's son

More like Mick Frentzen

Io greener pastures

Whoever is in charge of the replays and shit, is shit.

The fuck is FOM doing with that visuals?

never happened to me on windows. i use it on linux now, so no risk of that obviously.

De Vries

There is no THE GUY, they're all pretty mediocre or old. I expect one of the younger lads to rise up throughout the season, but nowhere near LEC dominance.

Neuville wins lol at least
Hahaha fucking Evans

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Schumi is the only one getting to F1
The others are too old for F1

E' GHIOTTO di vittorie!

Mick playing the long game with the high tire comsumption

keg

>Calderon dropped 6 positions
>only streetshitter behind
kek

so what is the option then for good F1 streams?

F1 tv pro is no optin because it doesn't offer english.

Web streams are shit quality and unreliable

>Aitken

hubert

Matsushita will probably be in one of the Honda teams in 2020.

Stronk gimi holding that tire like it weighs nothing

mick's tyres must be shit after that last three rounds yesterday

when it all went wrong from driving as fast possible and daring overtakes to looking after tyres and drs passes?

Put your tv on the German RTL and enjoy the endless ads.

None really, this is an in-between year. Hubert and Schumi are prospects, but I expect them to be stronger next year, when a very talented generation of GP3-lads also joins in.
The rest of the frontrunners have been there too long showing too little, no longer to be considered young prospects. At best they might hope for a short career as a second driver for a lower midfield shitter. They better focus on different racing series.

>PIrelli

I think it's okay, after all F2 is supposed to prepare them for F1.

Hella frikkin' epic

Ching Chong Train

>RAG +1:14 after 7 laps

lmao. Did he have a poo on the track inbetween?

>Juan Manuel Correa

named for Fangio or just a random latino?

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He stalled on the grid and he's really fucking slow

stalled on the grid

>Korea

>No MarkleGOD
>No excitable Italian

This isn't kino.

>Correa

Haven't seen him slam someone that hard from behind since Patricija's insta story

Has Calderon won a series before? Has she won a race?

Going to stop by and post some interracial porn :)

>Americans

Patricija wins again

LMAO AMERISHART

EXPOSEDMACHER

Spoken like a true Scandinavian.

>Goblino

She has two race wins in some meme series

Can Rossi win the title or not?

super formula where he'll stop ticktum from winning a title

>Finland
>Scandinavian

state of F2 pit stops

Mick is testing F1 afterwards
He doesn't give a fuck as of now

Calderon just overtook someone

Not in this lifetime.
He's too old. He won't even win a race anymore.

Good, fuck Dicktum.

Right up there with you.

Who is this? She's absolutely gorgeous.

no he's got no chance, duc have incidente and honda have Marquez

LeGay wins lol

>michael could be in the garage cheering his son right now

Reminder

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Based KFC boy

>just heard the commentator say Schumacher
what a feel boys

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She was second in 2016 MRF Challenge, won 1 race and finished in front of Mickmacher, Matsushitter and Alesi jr.

She also won 1 race in the 2014 Florida Winter series against Verstappen, Fuoco, Latifi, Stroll, Marciello, Ed Jones and Will Buxton

I honestly would rather have Buxton than Herbert

May I save this image?

Where's the crazy Italian commentator?

michael's watching barbababa and drooling right now friend

What's the point in getting fresh tyres only to destroy them starting from the pit lane?

I feel sad for Evans desu

death to carrie.

Feels bad man. He used to come to a kart track near me regularly with Mick like 10 years ago and you'd always know it's him because he arrived in his helicopter.

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;_;

look at this fucking onboard, he's literally doing formation lap speeds

nothing worse than a frog speaking english

It's all yours, friend. ;)

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you just know schumachers tyres are gonna die 2 laps from the end and he will lose 10 seconds a lap on the leaders

based Schumacher drama causing like his dad

cant wait for the next 5 years of schuspackers son being shoe horned into the sport just to make history

btfod by sky

>mick sympathisers with the tyre preservation cope

Ootko se jäbä joka aina postaa tota Madsin kuvaa Ylikselle?

BIG BRAIN SCHUMI coming to get that win

>F1 normies who don't know anything about FKino counting out Shoemaker before the fat lady sings

>Gaylel

>2019
>ei postaa aina samaa kuvaa mads mikkelsenistä ylikselle

>Pit stops in a sprint race
wew

lads is there much difference between team quality? like a casual observer would assume leclerc was shit last season but only cause he was in sauber, but ferrari is better so he got pole. what cars are good/shit in f2?

Oh look it's him again. It appears Mick's superiority has caused some controvery?

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unless the dams tires die harder and he overtakes both of them with his big dick mick energy

>Pit stop autism in sprint

Just because LeGOAT made it work once doesn't mean the others are good enough to do so aswell

This
There's a reason why these shitters stay in FKino for fucking years

Time for the top 2 to crash into each other

>Somewhat good
DAMS
Carlin
ART

>Confirmed shitters
MP
Trident
Campos

But there isn't THAT much difference, a shit driver can bringa good team down and a good one can put a bad team up

On the other hand, the leaders are Sette Camara and Latifi, with Schumacher doing his 2nd race on Pirellis in 3rd.

It seems to be doable for Ghiotto at least.

it's a spec series so the cars are all the same. the difference between teams is the setup, mechanics, and the drivers. some teams will have less money for spare parts, so need to take on pay drivers. teams like DAMS have (relatively good) drivers.

>muh quick Mick
I guess he isn't quick, huh?

Dear god Gaylel is so fucking bad

Dickbum seethe last season was absolutely hilarious. I want more.

is no1 and no2's tyres going to die in a few laps?

Tire deg appears to be more significant this year, it might actually make sense

>It seems to be doable for Ghiotto at least.
He isn't that good at mantaining tyres tho, plus looking at last year the ones pulling a pit in the sprint always choked in the last lap because pushed too much

stop talking to me, play some anime music through my radio pls

>DAMS being absolute retards

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would be kino

he was on sky italy yesterday

inb4 the DAMS cars take each other out

>Carlin is team champion
>They won 1 (one) race the last season

Worst Kino grid since 2013

cal ahead of hub, because they pitted hub

>reddit still seething about Teds autismbook
>reddit now hates Will Buxton

I would have never ever expected that last one

t. /r/F1 visitor

Schumacher is too intelligent to win

true, but what helped Leclerc also was Ghiotto funnily enough fighting with King for the lead in the last few laps, which destroyed their tires some more. If Sette Camara and Latifi start fighting, that could compensate compared to if it was just one guy leading the pack.

>Luca how do you want to fuck it up?
>just do something with tyres as usual, lad
god damn it

>with King
Was it? I recall Rowland or MarkeGOD

this just shows how worthless that Leclerc win from two years ago was

Schumacher saving his energy for his F1 test

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Mick OUT
Florsch IN

>tfw to intelligent to drive fast

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Schumi too intelligent to defend.

B R A V O

Mick gets his power from Florsch.

He needs her here to give encouraging blowjobs.

kino

GRANDE GHIOTTO

Is ted in bahrain with his autismbook, or still no love?

No, you're right, it was Rowland instead of King.

He'll be back in China

>not just pulling over and letting Ghiotto through so you can claim he only won because you let him

>Schumi about to be bullied by Zoo

He won't be doing the autismbook stuff anymore, only studio segments at like 13 races or something

saved for future memes

Does F2 not get the third DRS zone?

was leclerc's f2 bahrain win a fluke?

who was trying to sell me Mick Schumacher?

Mick trying to get reverse grid pole for race 3

:^)

wtf I hate sky f1 now

There is 3 zones. Main straight, straight after turn 3 and back straight after the hard corner

Ghiotto actually did it, not bad

>Pass in T13
Based Luca

Leclerc did it on his first try
Ghiotto will get test sessions at best

Zhou doing this better than Schumacher is kind of embarrassing when he's the other driver who joined straight from the old F3.

Get your bets in now while the odds are still good, he's gonna fire up the ol' big Mick energy soon like he did in F3.

Yes but they don't seem to be using the new one.

Not ogre yet, tyres go down a cliff when they are done

Why does Sky Sports have a little rectangular box in the bottom right corner?

Who cares about these 3rd-5th season shitters?

How do I view the f2 race?

>Lapped in the sprint race

schumi just got fucked by his 1stop

It's the last lap mate

>Getting lapped in a sprint race

>+1:51.457
>RAG

Zhou didn't pit. Just saved his tires better.

>>only one lap left, he should be fine. Camara has even worse tyres desu

They are. Open your eyes

He's an old geezer compared to the rest of the grid though

he stalled on the start

GHIOATTO GHIOATTO GHIOATTO GHIOATTO GHIOATTO GHIOATTO GHIOATTO

more like GOATTO

wew that finish

>stalling the car
who lets these shitters on the grid?

Bottas murdering everyone

>Alesi

Pretty good stuff this race

>4th season
>70th race

LOL

what's the point of paying for an f2 seat for 5 years when you aren't talented and/or rich enough to easily stroll your way into f1

>/f1/ HoI campaign ended in failure again

My level of strategi regretti amazes me sometimes

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lots of debris from front wings

Just fuck off you retard

EBIC MUSIC

>4th season in GP2/FKino
Joe Lee and Palmer tier to be honest la

jesus christ this music is so autistic

happened to Mika once too

HAM
BOT
VET
...
AMX - DNF

>Flashbacks of Schumacher in Suzuka 98

Latifi's face annoys me, looks like a cunt

the Leclerc-strategy works if:
>you're really fucking good
or
>the leaders are shit and/or are fighting for the lead

stay mad Adolf

He looks like the kinda of cunt who loves picking physical fights to white knight

FRAAAAAAAAAAAAATELLI D'ITAAAAAALIAAAAAAAA

That was a technical problem with the new clutch

What about Kimi at Monza in 2015?

Why do they keep apologizing for cursing, first of all who's offended from a "fuck", and then they know very well that it happens whenever you listen in to the drivers, so if they would've been legitimately sorry they wouldn't have been doing that in the first place.

>"tehehehehe stay mad"
>muh WW2

Ironic/10

This anthem is very problematic, please refrain from playing it.
t. Austria, Russia and Prussia

>Ghiotto (4 seasons)
>Latifi (4 seasons)
>Camara (3 seasons)
lmao

this is a christian board and f1 is a christian sport
even twinks appologize for bad words in f1

Fuck off.

RUSSIAN TIME won again!

Based giraffe Rosanna exposing the manlets

because we are in a transition period where fuck has lost all it's meaning but is still traditionally seen as a "bad" word. Give it a few years and and they'll be saying fuck on radio4

you get one go in GP2, if you don't finish in the top 5 you are OUT

future stars of f1

>radio4

Do you think that means anything to people who aren't British?
Dumbfuck.

Wtf fuck sky

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meant something to you abo man

Fuck is still satisfying to say though which is one of the kmportant aspects of profanities

Mick without Sophia is only demigod
He needs her, and she needs him.
The macau incident was a conspiracy against Mick, to eliminate the source of his power.
Dickbum and co didn't expected Sophia to be guarded by Meme Magic.

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if this is the case then will we see a time when superbad slurs now will become normalised?

yes or they will fall out of use and loose any offence that way. eg if you called someone a "ducky" chances are they wouldn't know what the fuck you were talking about.

sottocane & unterhund

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Spoilers

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feels good to be able to winnow again

Yes, and some other words will become more offending slurs, like the career-ruining N-word as of late, and some words from trans and related communities I never even knew existed.

Will we ever be rid of tobacco advertising, that shit still kills millions.

Ebin

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twitter.com/tiff_tv/status/1112332270654894081
Based.

>tfw in the process of quitting smoking
It's when I have a drink that it's the hardest

fuck that

>"Patrick has a lot of experience and everyone at Williams respects him a lot," said the Pole.
>"He's done an enormous job in the past for this team so it's good that he will be able to help us, I'm not sure in what way exactly."
>I'm not sure in what way exactly

Based no-holds-barred Kubica

so do car accidents

I'm porperly seething RN

>I'm not sure in what way exactly because everything is FUBAR'd equally
ftfy

get fucked davide.

Imagine liking Herbert's commentary. Brought once again nothing to the broadcast.

For me it is also just after waking up. Usually I would get a cup of coffee and light a cig.

his twitter is unironically one of the worst I've ever seen over the years

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There's a lot of wrong things to unpack with this counter-argument, but since I'm lazy I'll just point out that for the most part shitty urban planning is to blame for that.

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Kek, Toto fears binotto less than the Carbohydrate Caretaker

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who else going for a cheeky mid day mountain road drive before the gp?

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I knew Tiff was an idiot but I didn't realise he was that bad.

The excitable Italian was the best thing about the commentary, definitely better than yet another random ancient racer that says nothing of any importance. Not that Davide provided notably more information, but he built up the hype very well.

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I wish. Been driving in Germany many times and it's fantastic. What have you got?

Nah, shitty drivers, the fact that it's easy for retards to pass driving tests, alcohol, weed, those all account for lots of driving accidents

>mountain road

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Asshat

>implying smoking is a bad thing

Do you really want everyone to live into their 90s? 30 years + on a pension, it will destroy western economies.

Who could be behind this post?

>We instead have to waste money on keeping smokers alive and giving them hospice when the cancer inevitably kills them

Unless you are planning to cut all that and implement a maximum age limit.

>it will destroy western economies
YIKES

This

How much does hospice cost? No more than 3 years of pensions.

Hey if people are paying for the results of their smoking themselves it's fine.

Pay for yourself not someone else.

So you're saying people need to start smoking if we want to have A Better Tomorrow?

Studies have already shown that smokers pay far far more in tax than they cost in healthcare.

Mission Smokenow

No mountains here. Might take the bike out for a half an hour or so.

Buddy of mine just got his model 3, looking forward to seeing if the meme is real.

Im also not against people smoking

>mountain road

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Go wrap your car around a big tree pekka

my personal car is only an F11 535x but I'm visiting my parents today and driving my father's ducktailed 964 Targa while he'll be struggling to follow me in his (inherited) 356B.

you can have nice roads without mountains, feel free to come over and have a go here though

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God I hate driving here

Crikey, some metal there.
I'm going to buy something soon. Looking for a modern classic/something that will appreciate. 106 Rallyes haven't quite gone mad price wise yet.

>t. needs more juvenile blood

>"nice race mick, don't fall for the pitstop in the sprint race :)"

How do we kill him?

when does the race start? i'm confused by all this clock changing malarkey

this pleases the nut

I'm an autist with the Alzheimers gene, don't worry about me.

in 2 bongs i think

I think you misspelled malakia m8

16.10

Can we all agree that the Formula 2 cars need at least 50 more horsepower and an engine that actually produces sound?

ok thanks

And an exhaust that isn't a hair dryer.

>can't drive
kill me

Just get in the car and press go LMAO

Thankfully this bullshit is coming to an end.

This is a nice image, why are ST owners such Morans in general?

>2019
>doesn’t smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped, or both?

>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest for who lives the longest?

>i-its addictive!
It’s not, as long as you’re not underaged and can smoke in moderation

>it... it’s expensive!
Who forces you to buy a pack a day, fucking peat gavel

LMAO dude, just press start and RT

Based

I can drive manual, but my brain just refuses to be aware on the situation on the road, I tried 7 times and its all the same, just can't concentrate nomatter how much I try.

you failed a driving test 7 times?

absolutely based rusbro

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I think vape is better.

In reality the BMW would either be driven by an old man who would just let you pass or an arab who would wrap himself around the nearest tree while running over 17 pedestrians.

yet I hate mosquitos

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>national speed limit road
>cunt going 40

To go more than 10mph below the speed limit should be a ticket able offence.

Yes. I'm completely incapable of multitasking and thats the problem, my brain just shuts of and refuses to work.
I can't even watch race and shitpost at the same time tbdesu.

Why are russians so fucking based

what's your favourite flavour of crayon?

>national speed limit

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So the race is in 1 hour 40 mins?

Means a road that is not a motorway dumb dumb

I-I swear to god I'm not autistic.
I even had a bf for quite a while at some point of my life.

Come on. Just vape.

Oh here we bloody go...

Oui

Yes, 18:00 Finland time

Those are all naturally major factors, but by implementing smarter traffic control and speed limiting in the urban areas it's possible to minimize risks from such retards and drunkards, since they won't be able to go too fast in the first place.

With alcohol I'm still amazed that FIA and Jean Todt with their road safety fetish sold F1 title rights to fucking Heineken of all companies.

ˢᵒʳʳʸ
In my defence its bumplimit anyway.

There absolutely nothing stopping a person from breaking the speed limit. Doesn't matter if you make a fancy roundabout here, a few traffic lights there and whatever

Not for that guy though since he's from Britain.

My native soviet country already killed DST, based Finland for making EU stop this idiotism as well.

SHALL WE?

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Britain will get rid of it if the rest of the EU does regardless of Brexit, it's unpopular here too.

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Early

Recycle

Lewis GOAT

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>Britain
>Rest of EU
Implying Britain is part of EU, go away

Despite my flag I'm also Russian and I've got similar issues, which is why I'm not even thinking of taking a driving test. Runs in the family, too - my granddad failed the driving test for some health reasons, my grandma didn't even try because she confuses left and right all her life, my mom can't even walk in a straight line, only my dad drives.

People who can multitask seem to be from another planet, I can't even listen to a podcast and do anything else at the same time, and yet I'm surrounded by people like a top-ranking Kancolle player who's watching anime in parallel, reads military & politics on 2ch and shitposts all at the same goddamn time.

and often
I'm just recycling you fucking retard

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>she confuses left and right all her life
lmaoooo guess the germans were right about the slavic people.

You can at least set up some chicanes on roads in densely populated areas, natural obstacles, speed bumps, paint, narrower roads in general. I'm not saying that you can 100% prevent fatalities with that sort of stuff, but statistically it helps reduce them drastically. Of course you still need to deal with the retards, but that takes a long time, they'll always exist, and you need something in the meanwhile.

The British government seems to hate everything EU like Trump hates everything Obama, so they might not do it just out of spite at this point.

how long until start

what stream are you using?

A bong and 20 bings, I think? The DST is throwing me off a little.

Yeah that's why they are trying so hard to keep us in it.

How can I make acestream safe to use?

by not being a pussy

Woah lad, you sure are BADASS, yolo! Xd

run it in VM

you faggots,get in the new one

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