/seriea/ - Paperumma at it again edition

MATCHDAY 29:
>Friday 29th of March
Chievo 0 - 3 Cagliari (16' Pisacane; 33' Joao Pedro; 43' Ionita)
>Saturday 30th of March
Udinese 2 - 0 Genoa (4' Okaka; 61' Mandragora)
Juventus 1 - 0 Empoli (72' Kean)
Sampdoria 1 - 0 Milan (1' Defrel)
>Sunday 31st of March
12:30 Parma - Atalanta
15:00 Frosinone - SPAL
15:00 Fiorentina - Torino
15:00 Roma - Napoli
18:00 Bologna - Sassuolo
20:30 Inter - Lazio

MATCHDAY 30:
>Tuesday 2nd of April
19:00 Milan - Udinese
21:00 Cagliari - Juventus
>Wednesday 3rd of April
19:00 Empoli - Napoli
21:00 Roma - Fiorentina
21:00 Genoa - Inter
21:00 SPAL - Lazio
21:00 Frosinone - Parma
21:00 Torino - Sampdoria
>Thursday 4th of April
19:00 Sassuolo - Chievo
21:00 Atalanta - Bologna

Reminder to keep it clumsy

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what the fuck
he actually did it
i thought it was a mere meme

current league table

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Third for Chiesa is overrated.

I miss watching Serie A on FSC after the EPL matches ended, lads. (((They))) want me to pay for some all-Italian channel now.

>gervinho and the boys vs Atalanta
>somehow I have the sneaky feeling we might come out with a disgusting 1-1 draw against nabule if they literally stop caring
>F1 with LEGOAT on pole
>Inter A vs Inter B and they can't even give up the three points like usual
Kino sport day ruined by this shitty daylight saving

>inter has a chance to extend over milan and roma
congrats to Lazio for the win!

Slightly on pace to break Conte's record of most points

Lazio has a chance to surpass Roma and close up on inter and catch up to Milan. It's going to be a choking fest

But who chokes the most?

Roma wins 3-2 today, screencap away.

Your sister lmao

12th for sexy pits

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is donnarumma, dare i say it, a fraud?

no definitely not, its the defenders fault for putting him under pressure
t. not on raiola's payroll

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gibe gervinho back pls

SBORRINHOOOOOOOOOO

>fun 12.30 match
what is this sorcery?

>pasashit

(You)

we are going to overtake Milan. Screen this.

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>we

he's actually an offshore giargiana bergamasco lmao

the state if this general is fucking woeful. Unfunny inside jokes, retarded posters, overall lack of interest in the games. I come here once in a while just to endlessly cringe. No wonder serie a gets no respect on Yea Forums

so wait a second, wasnt this guy le next buffon and then there was some contract controversy and since then he is complete dogshit?

There will be more posters for Napoli-Roma and Inter-Lazio, so you can come back and complain about people coming here from twitter, you pathetic cuck

Roma (4-2-3-1): Olsen; Santon, Fazio, Manolas, Kolarov; Nzonzi, De Rossi; Schick, Cristante, Perotti; Dzeko.
A disp: Mirante, Fuzato, Marcano, Juan Jesus, Karsdorp, Zaniolo, Coric, Riccardi, Kluivert, Under.
All: Claudio Ranieri.

Napoli (4-4-2): Meret; Malcuit, Maksimovic, Koulibaly, Mario Rui; Callejon, Allan, F. Ruiz, Verdi; Milik, Mertens.
A disp: Karnezis, D’Andrea, Hysaj, Luperto, Ounas, Younes, Gaetano.
All: Carlo Ancelotti.

>no Zaniolo
>4-2-3-1 with Cristante actually in his position
wew

twitter.com/asromaen/status/1112318786349207553?s=21

She cute

Why no based Berisha?

>Zaniolo out with diarrhea
rude

gonna shit and cum maybe?

Anyone watched Suburra? Qt italian girls. Second season was decent enough. Roma was mention at one point.

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>be parma
>hoof it to the fast negro for an hour
>score
>sub him out
>waste time for the remaining 30 minutes
>secure 10th place

Suburra > Gomorra

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1 (one) duvan zapata pls

unos zapatas por favor

For me, it's Schiappacasse

>gets scored on by a fast and string negro

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Berisha is pretty shit. Gollini is not much better but sometimes he's able to save Atalanta'ass while Berisha never.

>sky going "Il derby del sud"
Are they retarded?

south of Padova it's all terroni

>romani aren't terro-

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>Implying romans aren't terroni
This meme has to die

Not the point tho. That's Napoli Bari and Roma Napoli is called il derby del sole.

O' SOLE, O'MARE, A' PIZZA

Who can't stop us?

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dzeko OUT
zapata IN

>losing to Sampdoria beyond the 31st of January
Ladies and gentlemen, your Serie A third place

t. Dries ‘Honorary Terrone’ Mertens

You forgot the pic dutchbro

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twitter.com/neiley83/status/1112321549208641536?s=21

The Riommer Tourist

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>schick on LW
I thought we buried this meme

I don’t know what to believe anymore

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Masterful 4-2-2-2 tic tocs.

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It's definitely a 4-2-3-1 with Cristante behind dzeko, Schick RW and Perotti LW. No way Cristante is playing as a winger

I'm convinced Napoli will lose today just so Juventus can win the title earlier

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Oh god, the elusive MIDUL FC

lads
LADS

>S(u)BURRA
eheheeheheh

Roma-Napoli team Daniele 'Gastone' DeSantis

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>4-2-2-2
better known as the brazilian 4-4-2

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Prime boomer kino right there.

>Aberdeen FC, AS Roma, Maple Leafs, Blue Jays, Seahawks. Also The Archers, Star Wars & Star Trek.

My god...

>star wars and star trek
Just pick one jfc. You can't do both

Says somewhere that he's autistic so there's that

ahem

Dzeko è'ncojone

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Stephan get off Yea Forums

Name a more iconic midfield duo

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>ahem
>not ao

well then

...

>fazio
>olsen

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

>Olsen

based
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

7-1 incoming

>Riomma in charge of defending
UAGLIÒ UA, IAMM'A DABBARE 'N'CUOPP' A STI OMM'E NIENT

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Goord lord Roma so outplayed it looks like adults in blue are playing against kids in red.

Great ball possession

get nzonzi off for fucks the guy is fucking retarded

you now remember Giovanni "cholito" Simeone

>nzonzi
How the fuck does this fucking brainlet still play
>can give the ball back to Perotti with an easy pass
>sees dzeko on the side and passes it to Napoli's bench

>fiorentina has 5 shots in 10 minutes

SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE SIMEONE

why is my roma so shit

Actually perfect day for Atalanta. If Inter wins against Nazio they are pretty close to qualify for Europe competitions.

>Santon

>rui
MY SIDES

>stays still
>verdi shoots on you
>PARATA PAZZESCA

APOLOGIZE to sweden

Based duvan carrying my fantacalc

For me, it's Frosinone - SPAL

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Stay onside stupid

>Schick

Bologna Sassuolo is the true High-IQ game today

BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI BASEDELLI

>it's another "Olsen makes one lucky save and saves his face" episode

There's nothing more sad than seeing a player with the ball on the feet that keeps looking around without finding anyone to give it to

Dutchbro where are you? That Baselli strike was a beaut.
Maybe if Shick would make a half decent run.

is he the most based and redpilled still active italian player? Nazioanon here so beyond the shirt reply only edition

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Lmao retire the team already

The english commentators are ragging on Roma something fierce

>It looks like they can't wait for the season to be over

On a train on my way to my gf’s parents, while watching the Roma game on my phone

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NO ERA PENAL

Top reeee gib webms
Hope you have fun though.

Zitto ch'era

Perotti is literally the only non embarrassing player on this team.

I'd let him finger my bum when celebrating, if you know what I mean.

>abbanga
>erbalazzo
>unigredit

based perotti the goat penalty taker. also the only player to do any actual attacking in the first half for a dogshit team

Half-time

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>implying

>turning 30 in 3 weeks
>the chance of seeing roma win another scudetto in my life time is smaller every match day

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>/seriea/ is back
>great matches all day long
>nothing to do, beautiful day outside
>I can just sit on a bench in the comfy little square behind the church and listen to the games while sipping a soda and watching the river flows by
Lads I could cry, I think I might have achieved maximum comfyness

next roma scudettto will be the prelude of apocalypse cob, the end of the match that will give roma the victory will be announced not by the three wisthle of the ref but by the archangel gabriel in person with his doomsday trumpet

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the square next to my appartment is always full of weed dealers wannabe and drunk homeless :c

Same, user. I remember summer 2001 where everywhere you go there used to be some party or festival for the scudetto. Me and my father stopped to get some pizza bianca and the guy in the shop told me "you don't understand how lucky you are. Me and your father had to wait until 82 and then 18 years to see Roma win a league. But hopefully now we won't have to wait that long"
>tfw my father died in 2010 a few weeks after fucking up against Sampdoria
>it's been 18 years since the last scudetto

based. enjoy it, lad.
>tfw nothing to do
>great day outside even though it's autumn
>seriea is back
>will be watching Corinthians x Santos derby later
pretty comfy

that's a nice train

Same + a shitload of tourists, but it's still beautiful and couldn't care less. I'm not from here and I'm contributing to wild gentrification as well anyway.

>implying that was olsens fault

MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS

>Olsen
Just fuck off

>olsenmisslol

>The absolute state of Olsen

>olsen

where is BASED webmanon?

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I've never understood what people have against gentrification. Isn't that supposed to be a good thing ?

The ball went a meter in front of the goal, on the ground, in front of him.

>tfw no gk

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olsen laziale vero

>Even Verdi

OH NO NO NO NO NO

I wanna know why we have to preserve the mental state of a fucking trisomic swede that pretends to be a goal keeper

Hahahaha

fucking monchi this is all his fault
imagine reducing a champions league semi-finalist, nearly final, to this. that takes effort

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Get Sorrentino on the phone

The third goal wasn't Olsen though.

It was 5 Napoli players vs 2 Roma defenders.

Chievo has better defence than Roma.

Do you miss me uh?

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I know I'm just being silly

It wildly depends. It used to be a good thing in periferic neighboors with poor houseowners, but now there are no things like "poor houseowners" anymore but if it happens in city centres you have the most beautiful part of the city become deserted because rents get too high and all houses are either empty or occupied by tourists that stay a couple of days then leave forever

Just play Mirante already. Was the fault of the defense on the third though.

>Roma 1-3 Napoli.

WHAAAT HAVE I BECOME!

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>Sarri
>Higuain
>Jorginho

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how do you fix riomma

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

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you burn it down

Kolarov shouldn't be allowed on the pitch ever again. He literally doesn't give a fuck anymore.

merge with lazio

LIFE IS LIFE

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lol Lafont

NABULE

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He's fucking shit, but Roma fans defend him and say he's better than Santon.

this desu. I expect a mass exodus of players in the summer
He hasnt given a fuck all season. Him and fazio looks like they only played for a WC spot last season

UN GIORNO ALL'IMPROVVISO
MI INNAMORAI DI TE
IL CUORE MI BATTEVA
NON CHIEDERMI IL PERCHÉ
IL TEMPO CHE È PASSATO
MA SONO ANCORA QUA
ED OGGI COME ALLORA
DIFENDO LA CITTÀ

ALE ALE ALE, ALE ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALEEEE,
ALE ALE ALE

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ESPN commentators have been roasting Olsen and Shick the whole game lmao.

WHEN I SAY GRISI YOU SAY RIOMMA
GRISI
______

RIOMMA

Haha just like my FUT games

Imagine hiring Claudio "er MInestraro" Ranieri to fix a negative trend

CAM ON TURDINO HOOF IT TO THE DEFENDERS
SCOAR SAM FUCKIN GAWLS

è sempre stato una discreta pippa, ma armato di un dado da 20 truccato

nzoni è alto due metri and can't fucking score a header lmal

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Dado Knorr?

SING WITH ME!

NANANANA NANANANANA NANANANANANA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>THE CITY OF ROME

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But user, remember that one PL?

Press D to dab on Rrioma

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>4 (four)

*slips*

They need another 3 goals

Cam on nabule there's time for 3 more

Hahhaha

8 Roma defenders in the box, 2 Napoli players.

Napoli wins the header and score

a quick shoutout to the dad with the Lupin the III shirt in the stands

>Roma

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e se nasce na bambina poi la chiameremo RRRRRRROOOOMAAAAAAAAAA

GRAAAAAAAZIE ROOOOOOMA

VIENI AMORE
SUL GRANDE RACCORDO ANULAAAAAARE

Roma supporters should kiss his ass. Honestly he's the only decent player and they always blame about him

lmao the english commentators have been complaining about schick being taken off for 20min straight.

er fratello lo chiamamo CUPPOOOOOOOOOLONEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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COME I PINI DI RIOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

who i the >schalke of italy?

MA CHE CE FREGAAA
MA CHE CE MPORTAAAA

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>Dzeko
>De Rossi
>Kolarov
>Olsen
>Fazio

Just get rid of all of them. Roma has to rebuild from scratch, there's is no foundation or framework in that team.

Inter or roma

either riomma or inda

Which team has never won Serie A and constantly chokes in Europe?

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I'd say Roma or Inter but neither of them can get close to the absolute madness Schalke is

good thing I already stopped caring in january

JUST
U
S
T

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Remember when Zaniolo was talented

SE A DIFESA È NA PATAAACCAAAAAAA
E NUN JE DIMOOO
E NUN JE FAMOOOO
IN EUROPA NON NUN CE ANNAAMOOOOOO

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what was meant by this

E NELLE SOSTE FAREMO L'AMOREEEEE EH EH

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The entire game would've been different if Zaniolo started instead of >Schick.

Seething

Hey that wasn't the purpose I intended with that logo. It's literally asking for Vesuvio to wash Napoli with fire user. Dont be rude

>tfw woke up late and missed this match
Well damn

>Interfags still seething

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It looks like Vesuvio came to Rome today user.

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E BEVENUTI A STI FROCIONI
BELLI GROSSI E CAPOCCIONI
E TE CHE SEI UN PO FRI FRI
NE HAI PRESI QUATTRO CHE CHAI DA DÌ

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NOTTE DI PUGNI
DI CIPPE
E DI FISCHIONI

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lasciatemi cantare con la chitarra in mano

nah it's more like indifference
I'm more invested in my home town club at this point

>fiorentina is 7 (seven) points behind Torino
remember when they were in the EL race?

le two good games wonderkid

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t. seething Interista

*shoots directly at keeper resulting in romas best chance* how far can roma fall down the table. fucking woeful

fucking plastic bandwagoners
I wish I wouldn't care too tho

GG Torino

dont be revealing these levels of cope dude

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At this point this one laziale is more annoying than Albania. The only difference is that Albania spams the thread every match. This guy spams it when Roma loses. Which is still pretty much every match.

shit, meant this for you friendo

>Albania
>annoying
Albania is a national treasure of /seriea/.

now to watch Liverslip and Ferrari

Inter - Lazio 0 1 also im not spamming shit and your complex it's sad and kinda pathetic

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kys

L E C L E R C
E
C
L
E
R
C

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SONO ARCANGELO PIPPANERA
TUTTI MI CHIAMENO BACCALA'
TENGO L'ANIMA TROPPO SINCERA
SONO IL PORTIERE ME VOJO SFOGA'

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>riommers thought he was better than nainggolan
>riommers thought he was going to be the new totti
quite sad

He's already better than Nainggolan since he doesn't need a new spoon and lighter every monday night

don't lie to yourself, we both would much rather have an inconsistent but promising kid than an alcoholic geezer that is fit to play 1 match every 5

>Ferrari strategy then crisi inter
quite comfy

I didn't notice. Mfw
>Atalanta 48
>l' Aroma 47
Basically Roma's faith depends on two bianconeri teams: if Udinese and Juve move aside Roma is done in six days, and they have to win against Fiorentina anyway, which we know they have no problem pulling off as we know.

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>chokes

FUCK YOU, HE IS THE REAL WONDERKID

I know user, I'm team LECUTE too

this tbqhf

Now for Gio to kick Vett out

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SEETHING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

A CUTE!

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welcome to juventus

digits and Crashtappen dies in a ditch

VETTEL BTFO

I swear to fucking God vett, dont you fucking dare kamikaze LeCute

watch this

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I told you Di Francesco is great and that he was not the problem

He had completely lost the locker room user. If we got into this situation where the squad is in this mental state is thanks to him. They should have sacked him way earlier.
The fact that Ranieri can't fix this unfixable mess doesn't mean EDF was anywhere close to not being shit. Especially when he spent the summer saying that every departure/signing was made in completely harmony between him and Monchi. Which clearly wasn't true but if you're so retarded that you endorse every move of a brainlet it's also fair that you get btfo when the time comes

he wasnt the core issue but he definitely didnt help

who else got easy money on ACF Draw vs. Draw F.C.?

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>Manolas out against Fiorentina
>first time since 2013-14 that Roma loses two consecutive Serie A matches
Soon to be three but hey at least it happened in the same year

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de rossi has done nothing wrong.

>sell your best players
>make a bunch of new and untested signings
>blame the coach when things go bad

>implying Monchi wasn't also fired
>implying the whole fanbase isn't against Pallotta
>implying the team having 200 injuries both years under EDF isn't also his fault (together with the medical team who was also fired in its entirety)
nobody is blaming just the coach. But if you think EDF doesn't have faults you're either pretending to be retarded or don't know enough about Roma. These players might be shit but they should still be enough to get at least one point in two matches against SPAL.

SPAL and bologna*

>no more alibis
>three days prior he blamed politics and the old ownership

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>200 injuries both years under EDF isn't also his fault (together with the medical team
yeah no, it's the fault of the medical team, the coach isn't a doctor
EDF brought roma to the UCL semifinals and beat barcelona. And that despite a terrible meddical team that caused hundres of injuries to the players(roma suffered from constant injuries even before EDF)

it's also the fault of a wrong preseason preparation and training routine when it's muscular injuries over and over. Especially this year with SIXTEEN calf injuries
>EDF brought roma to the UCL semifinals and beat barcelona
oh stop it with this meme. Whenever we left home we got hammered. The only reason we got to semis was the giant broom up Barcalona players' asses.

>locker room
*cracks* *sip*
in my day, you didn't lose locker rooms. these zoomer mercs don't give a fuck anymore

Keked

>roma and ferrari manage to turn a great day into a shit one

How wasn't this moron exposed in Serie A? He's the worst manager I've seen at Chelsea since Scolari / AVB

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we should just stop following sports altogether user
it's unhealthy to care so much about something outside of our own influence when all it brings is disappointment

every sport is like this for me. Im such a sucker for it too damnit.

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stop watching anime while you're at it

lmao romatristi on suicide watch

i dont watch it, I read Yotsuba as to understand the popularity. I just enjoyed the reactions. Also, where do you think you are ?

What a spectacular choke by Ferrari lads

>Roma and Milan slipping
we all know what's going to happen

Fras just how bad was roma? Hoping to arrive home for inter's second half

turns out continueously selling your best players and not properly replacing them is a bad strategy
shocking I know

>match starts
>Fazio and olsen fuck up
>45 minutes of Napoli+Roma vs Perotti
>second half starts
>olsen fucks up
>everyone gives up

>liverpool wins with a 89' own goal and an olsen tier "save" by Lloris
with how things are going both Inter and Lazio will get three points tonight

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>sasulolo

Based Miha does it again

Bologna stays bois

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>Bolonia 27
>Empoli 25

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>brazilian DAZN didn't air a single game today
>won't be airing Inter x Lazio but will be airing fucking Toulouse x PSG
i fucking hate brazil and I fucking hate neymar

Lazio gonna crush Inter.

>HandanoviČ

Neighbor trequartista?

Slovenians don't have Ćs, and they transcribe it with Č

Inter Lazio 0 1 Acerbi, change my mind also screencap this

this will be a draw and there's nothing you can do about it

>that bosnian girl in the stands

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

What the fuck is Inter wearing?

>indissolubile legame d'onore
>one team loses matches on purpose to the other
Hmmmm

Given the unpredictability of Inter and Lazio's amazing skill to choke important games I wouldn't be so sure about it

Inter looking lively early so I expect Lazio to score first

>Punished Miranda

why is inter playing well?

Fug what a perfect match day so far. Win here wiuld be great.

Inter missing too many chances, will probably happen

GRISI

Fucking sir gay

Just fuck my shit up

ITS HAPPENING

SMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSM

based

JUST

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whoops eheh

Playing Zanetti instead of dumbrosio would be an upgrade

imagine being a riommanista right now

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Pretty retarded starting line from bald fraud. Ciao mario in for borja old man.

They aren't even mad, it's just severe depression at this point.

>perishit

>Kicks ball into defenders over and over
>Gets mad at his team

>blames Icardi

>favourable result for CL run (for the most delusional of us)
>Lazio going ahead prompts a way bigger shit storm against the team and Pallotta
>ending up outside of EL might be preferable considering Roma has to build a new team
A Lazio win might be the first good thing of the day

Lulić could probably dunk on Lebron

sauce?

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What is going on here?

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>Inter
Everything seems in order?

idk fra

crisi

I could dunk on Lebron

Inzaghi is a very good coach

youtube.com/watch?v=mIC3Q1OwJ18

It's called inter

>betting on italian footy

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he's also the most handsome, no homo though

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Was it Brozovic the shitter that slept on that Esordienti-tier cross?

t. Alessia Marcuzzi regretting her choices

>poolitano

>poo in tano

Get cucked Inter

Yup

how do >we solve the icardi problem, bros?

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>surely if I play this freekick 20 meters away from where the foul took place the ref will allow my goal

Stop fucking around and bring him back into the squad.

>handanoviČ is past it

>handanovic saves inter again
every time until you give up and recognize it

Said nobody ever. What was said is that he wasted his career at Inter and that you should build him a statue in the new stadium.

Anyone got that blonde qtpie

>perishit
>poolitano
>dumbrocio
god fucking damn it

Sell him to madrid and put the money for conte

Ready for the second half comeback

Few guys here shit on him constantly

plastic half time slags for plastic teams

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Nice to see Handa back on form.

Do you think she cries when she looks at herself in the mirror

fuck off

she probably cries when her fat sugar daddy slides his limp dick inside her

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absolutely disgusting

Say what you want, id be fine with a bimbo looking girl desu, there is something to that aesthetic that never fails

Contributing

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where do I find a gf like this?

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judging by the skin color I'd say greece

>yfw she takes off the makeup

looks greek desu

>handa saving inda's ass again

tacci sua cit.

ciao

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Portugal, recall seeing her in an /int/ thread along with other less tanned pics.

here comes the alcoholic

Half time fap went longer than expected lads. What happened?

Why take Luis Alberto off? I know his stamina isn’t great but he looks fine

Building a bunker.

No pashun, no desiyah Robbie

50 thousand crosses with politano and keita balde expected to connect with them

Shit fras I fell asleep

>lets cross more, surely it will work next time!

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Oh my god who the fuck is this Politano cunt and why does he keep hitting shots off target. Like what the fuck. I know this is joke league but why is the playing for Inter at all. What the actual fuck.

whoever gets there, Italian teams in CL will get dabbed on next year

well he had a good season in sassuolo and he's is italian. he's suppose to be better than aging candreva and he can cut inside. also, speaking of the devil, it shall appear
>cantdreva

>Imagine being a Inter fan

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Only Juventus and Napoli aren't embarassments.

draw incoming bois, dont despair

Also Lazio 17/18 until the last match

Can someone please give me a website where I can see how many shots Politano hit off target in this game?

whoscored.com/Matches/1317893/Live/Italy-Serie-A-2018-2019-Inter-Lazio

4/5

>napoli
last time they reached CL knockouts Cavani and Lavezzi were there. They literally never managed to get father than that.
Their squad is at an end, they had the same players for 5 years now and they never achieve shit. Insigne's contract is running out and De Laurentiis is being a jew. Mertens is probably tired of being a supersub. Koulibaly will be sold in the CB transfer market and the money from his sale will be used to buy more prospects.
>Lazio
>had one decent run in EL after years of absolutely nothing
>not an embarassment in CL

Thanks I hope he goes back to Sassuolo on loan desu.

>last time they reached CL knockouts Cavani and Lavezzi were there.
2 seasons ago against RM

at least we have Roma to buck the tren- oh wait

>when you don't even have a center forward on the pitch yet you cross the ball every chance you got
genius

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>this match day

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ER SORPASSO.mkv

oh you're right, my bad. Point still stands

what a stinker

Kino.

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I FUCKING TOLD YOU FRAS

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Spalletti out

based

clearly brazilian

who /clebbe/ here?

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MATCHDAY 29:
>Friday 29th of March
Chievo 0 - 3 Cagliari (16' Pisacane; 33' Joao Pedro; 43' Ionita)
>Saturday 30th of March
Udinese 2 - 0 Genoa (4' Okaka; 61' Mandragora)
Juventus 1 - 0 Empoli (72' Kean)
Sampdoria 1 - 0 Milan (1' Defrel)
>Sunday 31st of March
Parma 1 - 3 Atalanta (8' Gervinho; 24' Pasalic; 75',90+4' Zapata)
Frosinone 0 - 1 SPAL (13' Vicari)
Fiorentina 1 - 1 Torino (7' Simeone; 34' Baselli)
Roma 1 - 4 Napoli (2' Milik; 45+4' P Perotti; 49' Mertens; 54' Verdi; 81' Younes)
Bologna 2 - 1 Sassuolo (68' P Pulgar; 90+1' Boga; 90+6' Destro)
Inter 0 - 1 Lazio (12' Milinkovic-Savic)

kino 1-0s on this matchday

MATCHDAY 30:
>Tuesday 2nd of April
19:00 Milan - Udinese
21:00 Cagliari - Juventus
>Wednesday 3rd of April
19:00 Empoli - Napoli
21:00 Roma - Fiorentina
21:00 Genoa - Inter
21:00 SPAL - Lazio
21:00 Frosinone - Parma
21:00 Torino - Sampdoria
>Thursday 4th of April
19:00 Sassuolo - Chievo
21:00 Atalanta - Bologna

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Lads, I think her mom likes me. Her dad is going to need some convincing tho

Icardi needs to come back. The slavs can't even score a single goal.

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Is he an ajax fan? You gotta pay up for their talents

everybody miss you today fra, you will conquer her dad heart as you conquer pur hearts XDXDXDXDXDXDXD no homo

the commentator said Icardi didn't play because Spaletti wanted him to give a speech apologizing to the other players and Icardi refused saying he thought all problems were behind him, a thing of the past, and everything is fine.

Well done

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Are you white? If so what's the problem?
Did he not approve of your career-situation or something.

Spalletti is losing his shit again lmao

>Spalletti seething and shifting from saying the reason for the exclusion was icardi's condition to his behaviour

LA LAZIO HA VINTO E SORPASSA LA ROMA LA LAZIO HA VINTO E SORPASSA LA ROMA LA LAZIO HA VINTO E SORPASSA LA ROMA LA LAZIO HA VINTO E SORPASSA LA ROMA LA LAZIO HA VINTO E SORPASSA LA ROMA LA LAZIO HA VINTO E SORPASSA LA ROMA LA LAZIO HA VINTO E SORPASSA LA ROMA LA LAZIO HA VINTO E SORPASSA LA ROMA LA LAZIO HA VINTO E SORPASSA LA ROMA LA LAZIO HA VINTO E SORPASSA LA ROMA LA LAZIO HA VINTO E SORPASSA LA ROMALA LAZIO HA VINTO E SORPASSA LA ROMA

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>"What does Icardi have to do with the fact that Inter spent the match crossing for nobody?"

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are you trying to have a 4some with your gf's family?

I can't wait for tiki taka after this spalletti meltdown

Serie Bankrupt matchday 30 results

Cremonese 1-1 Verona
Salernitana 1-1 Venezia
Perugia 3-1 Livorno
Cosenza 1-1 Palermo
Cittadella 1-1 Padova
Carpi 1-2 Crotone
Ascoli 2-2 Benevento
Brescia 2-1 Foggia
Lecce 2-0 Pescara

-8 matchdays left to end the league (and then start the playoffs for the 3rd promotion)
-Brescia keeps leading
-Lecce enters direct promotion and drops Palermo to playoffs
-Four 1-1´s this weekend
-like Foggia, Spezia lost 6 points because of debts (the city of Serie B)
-In middle of the week, the delayed Lecce-Ascoli match was played, Lecce 7-0 Ascoli was the result
-Crotone leaves the red zone while Livorno returns.

Playoff matches so far

>Pescara-Cittadella (winner faces Verona)
>Benevento-Perugia (winner faces Palermo)
>Livorno-Venezia (relegation playoff)

>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse.
Not this shit again, managed to fix it but it returned.

based Osvaldo would slap the shit out of Roma players like he did with Lamela

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IP bullshit, i get the same thing
Hate phoneposting so I'm not writing much

How can this man trigger Spalletti every time?

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Osvaldo was a good CF. He had a troubled personal life though or so I've heard.

he was one of the worst signings ever of Boca Jrs

he was in the infamous Copa Libertadores match in which Boca Fans attacked River players with home made pepper gas during the match (when the players were returning from halftime), which ended with Boca getting eliminated by decision of Conmebol.
Boca players were criticized because they wanted to play even if River players were under no condition to play.

Soon after that he lost his professionalism, decided to dedicate himself to his "music career", and begun to have problems with his slag wife

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he literally couldn't give a shit about football but he did find a decent group in Roma that allowed him to show his skills but it didnt last long and he started going left and right until he retired and put this out youtube.com/watch?v=Y5zAZsfz08c

>the absolute state of europe

spaletti is being too stubborn or high pricipled with icardi. winning is the most important thing, you don't let your team play without a centerforward just to make a point about a moral issue

he really should get rid of that pathetic pube beard

Reminder he fucked tottis retirement. Spalletti is an asshole

Spalletti goes or icardi does. Or maybe both.

Not a football guy for as far as I can tell, it's more of a (field) hockey family
I'm a normal white Dutch guy desu, I don't know what his deal was. I was very respectful towards him, his interests and his family
Obviously, wouldn't everyone?

>I think that Mauro is ready to play, but the decision is up to the manager

>The words of Spalletti? Mauro is used to lots of talk, but he only thinks about playing, scoring and helping Inter achieve it's goals

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>tfw we are going to miss CL AGAIN despite everyone shitting the bed thanks to this retard

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Spalletti did the right thing not fielding Icardi, he migth have clarified his position with the president and the society but apparently Icardi did not clarify with the team, Spalletti told him to have a little speech with the team, as former captain it does'nt seems a big problem to me, but Icardi refuse, because
>IvE SpEaKeD wItH lE pReSiDeNt.mp4
Spalletti was rigth all along, fuck Icardi bullshits

you guys will loose the Coppa Italia too

i honestly don't give shit about that

@91804766(you)
shame, you don't deserve a reply

lazio will choke, don't worry.
the real problem will be milan getting knocked out in a group with Ferencvaros, Red Star and Tottenham.

Lazio are the one most in form right now and have a piss easy schedule from now on, they are unrionically going to end 3rd.
Roma is fucking dead 4th place is between Inter (only because they still have an hard schedule) Milan and Atalanta and i can't see Milan pulling it off

milan, atalanta and inter have pretty similar schedules. atalanta isn't really a CL team and inter is in shambles so I can see Milan pulling it off. It will be a miracle, but it's doable.

just the gentlest of reminders

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Milan and Roma are not gonna make top 4.
Lazio and Atalanta are way more consistent, create more and play okay even when they draw/lose.

This season when Milan and Roma are bad, they are like Chievo tier. Milan didn't get one shot on goal against Sampdoria, and Roma today were just lmao as well. Even the commentators were scratching their heads.

I'm hoping for
1. Juventus
2. Napoli
3. Lazi
4. Atalanta

I say this as a Milan customer. Milan has no business being in CL, and if they get it Gattuso might stay - which would be even worse.

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Based eyebrowfu poster

Racing Club has just won the Argentine league with Diego Milito as manager (sports director, not coach)

he looks like this now

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>ey paulie, whaddya think about me dating ya sister?

Roma will completely turn around next season, right guys?

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They have to do a complete rebuild.

Spalletti absolutely BTFO'd king cuck

“It is certainly a heavy defeat against a direct rival for position. We controlled the game for long periods, but were unlucky to waste our chances and then go behind, which allowed Lazio to focus on the defensive approach they wanted even more,” the Coach told Sky Sport Italia.

“Lazio pushed forward with their wing-backs and we found ourselves poorly organised. Lazio will always create chances against anyone and they scored at the first attempt.”

“I know what my job is. As things stand today, for the way he behaved, he has to stay out and the others have to play. It is clear for everyone to see what happened and how events unfolded.

“I think he could’ve played 20-30 minutes, even half a game, but that’s not the point. Those who are in the locker room need to play. You need to have credibility in a group. I have had credibility for 22 years in my career, I have credibility with my players.

“It’s obvious for everyone to see what happened. It’s obvious.”

Spalletti then referred to Paolo Nicoletti, the lawyer who has been acting as the intermediary between Icardi and the club to ‘negotiate’ his return to training after the ‘injury’ that has kept him out since February 13, coincidentally the same day that he was stripped of the captaincy.

“This mediation is humiliating for Inter fans and for those who love Inter. The need to mediate with someone just to get him to pull on the shirt that they love. It’s humiliating.

“Negotiating with someone just to get him to pull on the Inter shirt. What, do I need to email 20 lawyers and ask them if I can call someone up?

I loathe Icardi, but the matches they have played without Icardi and Lautaro as centerforwards (this last one and the europa league one) made Perisic not loot much better than the mediocre wingers of AC Milan like Suso or Borini.
You can't rely on then to score without a real centerforward.

“Icardi needs a game out. If he continues to behave the way he has done recently, then he can start to come back in. People say we lost games without Icardi. Inter didn’t get into the Champions League for years with Icardi. Inter lost worse games than this with Icardi.

“Lionel Messi makes the difference, not Icardi, with all due respect. Professionalism and self-respect are everything. Discipline is everything.

“I’ve left players out for far less in my time. You must have respect and behave in the locker room. The Coach must be credible and recognised as someone who will do the right thing.

“Let’s find an Inter fan and ask him – we’d have to go outside for that, mind you! – and ask him if he likes a player negotiating to pull on the Inter shirt.”

Jesus fucking Christ, now I understand why he has brain damage

Tgats spalleti ball. Its early 2000s united of just crossing the ball endlessly and gaving physical players except it doesn't suit the modern game too well and is shit to watch.

Sarri got a manlet like mertens scoring boatloads due to an amazingly fluid system and good players but no strict centreforward.

Ive been saying this for years, spalletti ball is shit

Fucking h key.
Its too late for me

Must've done a good job, else river and boca couldn't be bothered, because his team seems shitty to me

it has some good players
Lisandro Lopez and Cvitanich are old former ligue 1 players (Lisandro was a pretty great one, champions league semifinal with Lyon)
Arias and Marcelo Díaz are Chile national team level
And Zaracho is the young one that will be sold to Europe
the rest do their job ok

100% right

Totti did say, before the match even, that if he is given more power he's going to change a "some" things (judging by his tone that some means a lot). The point is that it's not that easy to rebuild when your owner doesn't put a dime in the club, you're missing out from CL and the only players you can sell are the marketable one, some with retarded release clauses like Manolas who is probably going away for 35m in a market session that is going to have sky-high prices for CB. Or Pellegrini 30m, who is still one of the best prospects in Italy despite spending the year at home injured. Then you have dzeko with one year left in the contract coming from a shit season, Nzonzi, Pastore, JJ, Marcano, Kolarov, Santon, Olsen (all players that have no market) and a few young players that are worth maybe half the price they were bought for.
Under and Zaniolo are the ones that you can sell for "a lot" but they're also the ones that must stay if you want to rebuild. Then you have Luca Pellegrini, maybe Riccardi if he can prove himself in serie a and that's it. All the kids Roma sent away in loans or other deals were either destroyed by injuries, like Tuminiello, or they simply didn't cut it.
Youth team is at its worst in the last 20 years, with De Rossi's father completely past it.
In all that you still have no idea who is going to have decision making power in the team and what coach you're going to get. The president is too busy trying to jiggle everyone helping him with the stadium being put in jail and hasn't been in Rome since June, blames politics and the old ownership for his retarded mistakes and still trusts Baldini, who has been in Rome twice in the last 5 years and his generally a giant faggot who thinks he's smart because he read Shakespeare and will probably appoint as director a guy like Campos who hasn't done shit in his career but is being hailed like a genius by the media here (just like Monchi expect with less trophies or Sabatini)

>Totti did say, before the match even, that if he is given more power he's going to change a "some" things
Introduce mandatory CEPU classes for the undereducated players in the first team?

>spalleti out of CL
>out of inter
>spalleti makes CL
>some chance to stay
Is not like he has done some extraordinary job at inter so why wouldn't he suck Icardi's dick for what's left of the season so maybe somehow they can make it into CL and then sell the bastard in the transfer window? I understand his position as the coach and the kind of figure he has to impose but the team is in shambles and with a big chance to get out of top 4, and he has to be blame for it too. Fuck it if the ship is sinking and you have a lifesaver just swallow your pride, use it and try to survive.

Based Lazioanon

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>jiggle
Heh. Juggle*

At this point the only glimmer of hope we have is last week's trip to Qatar, with the mayor also randomly joining for totally unrelated businesses, or the rumors of some Chinese that have been going around for years. But with Pallotta blaming politics for his mistakes and the media slurping to his cock and the actual general state of the city outside of their lies, we're not exactly giving the image of a good place to invest. Outside of that it's literally just wasteland.
>hurr durr Totti is ignorant
As opposed to the incredible level of culture going on in the Italian football landscape. We've been over this already. You don't need to pretend to be a philosopher to run a club. Otherwise Roma would have been the best club in the world after 8 years under the blessed light of Baldini and with Sabatini pretending to be smart with his 2 hours pressconferences, rambling about everything while killing his lungs.
Agnelli is literally the retard of the family. Even Lapo is regarded higher than him considering he had the idea of bringing the 500 back. Football gurus like Corvino speak Italian worse than Totti.
When you say Spalletti is right you're making the mistake of believing a professional seether and known bullshitter. Seems to me Marotta got tired of being blamed for his mistakes and just showed everyone that Spalletti is the one that doesn't want Icardi around, as opposed to what the media portrait until a few weeks ago.
No way he stays. Even if he's not getting sacked, and he probably will be, he's just going to run.

seriously but what the fuck is zhang ching chong doing right now?
does he not give any single fuck of what happening in sfinter right now?
why does nobody discipline spalletti, icardi, perisic, etc?

lost it

dumb phone poster

>Even Lapo is regarded higher than him
>I now remember that Lapo Elkann was personal assistant to Henry fucking Kissinger for a year
Oh god the total meltdown has started

>Roma lost again
Is Shittuso the luckiest coach in the world?


Also what the fuck is with "Like" shit?
Is Yea Forums turning into reddit?

first of april, also Calabria>cunti smash that muthafuking like button,

>Also what the fuck is with "Like" shit?
>Is Yea Forums turning into reddit?
Nvrmind, I get it now. It's April Fools day.

Yeah I figured that out already.

>Calamerda
>better than anyone
Where's that dislike button when you need it?

can milan overtake Lazio in the double confront Coppa Italia/Campionato

inter next games are too hard, you guys are virtually 3rd already. No need to be so scaramantic

I really cant imagine another year with milan not in cl. Why is the life of a milan fan so hard?

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Your understanding of football is on par with the quality of your "slag"

No.

We will lose or draw vs Udinese tomorrow and we will certainly lose against JJ this weekend.

The only thing that's given me hope is that L30 is not backing up Gattuso and said that he's not a priority. He could sack Gattuso if he loses vs Udinese.
If he does that I'll forgive him for going to Inter in 2010.

t. seething riommanista

Because the club keeps appointing meme coaches.
The closest thing to a real coach we've had since Allegri left was Mihajlovic.

if you were in charge at Milan, who would you choose as Coach?

>Normal white Dutch guy
>Wants to have a 4some with gf's family

Yeap, everything checks kek

I would not mind Conte right now.
As for long-term I'm not sure. I'm not sure if we could get Tuchel unless PSG sacks him.

I just know Gattuso is a meme coach and that we need a proper coach.
And by proper coach I mean..
A coach who instills a style of play
A coach who knows things about tactics
A coach who is a good judge of players
A coach who performs well from August to May and not just from January to March.

Lads I think I'm starting to rate Cutrone
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APRIL FOOLS😃

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timeontheball.net/2017/08/28/the-cursed-champions/

Good read on vintage lazio years

Inter could, realistically, win the league next season.

like if you love gattuso as a coach

>lazio legend
Reminder that Chinaglia literally tried to give Lazio over to Camorra

Spinazzola out 10-15 days and no, it's not an April Fool

Cristiano Ronaldo
Paulo Dybala
Mario Mandzukic
Mattia Perin
Leonardo Spinazzola
Juan Cuadrado
Douglas Costa
Sami Khedira

Juve’s injury list for the Cagliari game

>De Sciglio comes back
>Spinazzola immediately injured
I'm starting to think most of these injures are bullshit

>Just a month later, Re Cecconi entered a jewellery shop and decided to play a prank. Putting his hands in his pocket, he shouted ‘Stop! This is a robbery!’ The shopkeeper pulled out a gun and shot him. As Re Cecconi fell to the floor, he muttered: ‘It’s a joke, it’s a joke…’ Less than an hour later, he was dead.
based
oh no how will they ever manage?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

silly post user :P

wtf is this like! shit

oh shit now I get it sorry

>Gattuso saying he will finally chage the lineup
fuking finally, it took the dumb cunt a whole season to see that that fake 433 wasn't working

/seriea/

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damn they'll win just 2.0 now! Or might actually even draw and be only 13 points ahead!!!

As much as i hat him i'd actually take Limone Inzaghi between the realistic ones.
I like Gasperini too but i'd take even fucking Giampaolo over Gattuso

The problem is that Ajax re-opened Eredivisie by winning in 10 men against the first team

Lol

Imagine wanting to keep Rodriguez, a guy who frequently gets taken off because he's ruining the game.

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>Bologna says goodbye to the relegation zone. After the 2-1 victory against Sassuolo, the third in a row after those obtained against Cagliari and Torino, the rossoblus have risen to 27 points to +2 on the third last Empoli. The game was decided by Mattia Destro with a header in the final.

>A goal (the second in the season in 315 minutes played for the former Roma) following which the attacker let himself go to a crazy celebration. He took off his shirt and started to run all over the field, chased by his team mates.

>He rejoiced so much that he also hurt himself, getting a muscle strain in his right thigh. Sinisa Mihajlovic spoke at the conference about the clumsy accident remedied in 1991:

>"No wonder he hurt himself, he hadn't made a sprint like that for three years. We left the relegation zone, but we must not give up. Now it will be necessary to go to Bergamo to win the game"

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>>"No wonder he hurt himself, he hadn't made a sprint like that for three years.

Lol based Sinisa.

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Ronaldo will be back for Ajax and that's all they really need desu. Al the otehrs are not a big deal for Juve

>a guy who frequently gets taken off because he's ruining the game.
the problem is exactly that he almost never gets tak off tho.
Also cm.com is 90% bullshit and Gattuso will probably not even be the coach next year regardless of results

*unironically solves Milan*

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Solves as in gets rid of Milan?

alex sandro only played good once this season in the first match after he got contract renewal
spinazzola is better than alex sandro everytime he gets to play but he's constantly injured
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

based, the only coach to ever appear on "Chi l'ha visto?"

Gattuso is a piece of shit who likes trash players like Kebab, Sushit, Calamerda,Zaputa, RRetard etc. and hates actual good talented players like Conti, Castillejo.

I want to strangle this motherfucker.

Both also notice the pen clipped to his shirt he's fucking based, one of the biggest mind in Italian football

They're bang on on Gattuso though.
Gattuso is a faggot who has a fetish for fodder players, just like Allegri had a fetish for defensive midfielders.

This is not based

For me, it’s Ciao Darwin

twitter.com/willemhaak/status/1112691618640027648?s=21
>only 3 journalists showed up
SAD

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when did he say that?

>Gattuso: "We have to accept the decisions the referees take and these cannot be an excuse for our results. There's mutual respect between myself and Leonardo and I am fully focused on our goal, which is @ChampionsLeague football"

>"I have something in mind for tomorrow's game with Udinese. We might play differently. Against both Inter and Samp we conceded early goals and this made it more difficult"

>"In the last two games, we created more chances in the second halves. I noticed that Piątek was not supported well enough in the first 45 minutes of both games."

>"We must get back to winning ways to put this negative spell to an end. I am not worried. Against Samp I had the feeling we could score. We have to think game after game."

>"I am not thinking about my future now, #ACMilan is the most important thing. This is a great club."

>"The Kessie-Biglia incident? It's in the past and Franck was not benched in Genoa as a punishment."

>"We made some changes to our system of play during the past two games. We have the right men to play in a 3-man defence and with a Trequartista."

in the last press conference, he said that he liked how the team plaied in the second half and when they asked him if he's planning on trying something new from the start he said he's thinking about it and "we'll see". Also many journals are predicting a 3412 or 3421 for the next game tomorrow

>/seriea/ anons flock to the thread to read the latest Shqip rant after yet another Milan loss.gif

big if true but probably won't happen

t. Gattuso

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>CalaMERDA
>SuSHIT
>Kebab
>ZaPUTA
intothetrash.jpg

If that's the lineup I will just assume that he's a literal retard.

LMAO

-------------------99
----Caldara--Zapata--Romagnoli
Conti--- Kessiè----Bakayoko--Laxalt
------------Paquetà---Chala/Casti
------------------Piontecc

This line-up has been approved by Albania.
Put Castillejo on the right though.

Also Musacchio over Zaputa

Fire up your likes for Albania fras. This way he'll get the validation he looks for

Musacchio has been exposed in a back 3 in the past, Zapata has plaied it more and he's the only one pacey enough to cover if someone fucks up. Manlet CBs trigger me too.

cutrone-friday
borini-kessie-baka-castlejo
laxalt-romanoglio-zap-conti
raiola

Change Romagnoli with Abate in the CB slot and I'm down with this

actually put borini at right back and paqueta at left mid

Donnie
Calabria Musacchio Romagnoli RR
---Bakayoko Biglia---
Castillejo Paqueta Borini
Piontek

New: New: New: New: New: New:

Put Caldara or Ale as libero and Musa and one of Ale/Caldara in front of the libero.

Who cares if Musa is shorter than Zaputa he's been performing very well.

>SAD
? What about the USA?