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What comes after ONE?
Is brendan schaub a sneaker expert fashion guru t shirt mogul beast of a comedian?
wait this is free on youtube?
I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY
>gaych
OK seriously, what's his fucking problem
current gaethje heems poirier
>bala shitty
so this is why no Indians are in mma
I already love this, based indian poo walkout
i think is the first time im watching a mma fighter from India
ONE stream
The Korean he's fighting has one pro fight, a 9 second KO loss
in 2003
Yes. It's free on youtube, twitter, and their app. If the Youtube stream is choppy for anyone else, here's the Twitter link
He's due
I forgot Aoki is fighting too, cool
big heart
>instant nut kick
does tonon fight today?
that giant update on bottom of screen for espn is so annoying
he heems Askren in the rematch
What, are you one of those BJJ fags?
Does India even have martial arts? Pretty sure if you took a 200lb high school wrestler from America, they would destroy all 700 million poo "men"
bala shitty is shitty
name is shetty
is shitty
>pottery
tonon is after this next fight.
carlos.jpg
fuck I hate this commentator lads
>terroristattack.mp3
Cool
what did he mean by this face?
japan production value kino as always
That guy is such a fuckin' tryhard
he's australian
I disavow
yeah, is annoying
is mighty mouse fighting?
>fast pace card
thank fuck
Eddie, DJ, Aoki are all fighting. 3-way fight.
The announcer sounds better than their last one.
If Shinya gets ahold of the ladder it's all over
muay thai fight is fun,
based
Is that speed bag real
cazzie thats never watched one before, what are the rules of muay thai
These ONE girls got me hot guys, ill figure it out
Damn the signgirls have no eyes
like mma but less gay
you know that street fighter character sagat. its like that
can only clinch for a limited time and as long as you're striking. Takedowns are allowed but you can't follow them on to the ground. 3 x 3 minute rounds.
Can't wait to watch Mighty Mouse pull off meme shit on this complete nobody he's fighting.
Two
fella on twitter got a 9 fight parlay tonight and turned $50 into $15000
POSSIBILITIES *BWOOOM* *BWOOOM*
Just like 98% his ufc career
whos the commentators?
who is this tonon bloke?
jiu jitsu guy. One of the best in the world. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
you might be gay bro
Good showing for whites last night
>trying to influence the judges by wearing Japan bandana and shirt
Not surprise
that blonde can get it
I like that they have MT and special bouts mixed in with mma. UFC could do the same but I guess it wouldn't translate well.
I hope to God this isn't as bad as that last Rizin event.
Is the guy tonon fighting any good, I assume not because it's ONE
last rizin event was spicy
MOONMAN MOONMAN CAN'T YOU SEE
ufc don't know shit about production
MOON MAN MOON MAN CAN'T YOU SEE
The moral of last night is to always skip the early prelim / prelim
otherwise
It was good, it just felt weird because of the odd fights
Does Tonon have a tactical bald spot?
does tonon have alopecia? whys he missing chunks of his hair
Im taking that left girl, i can see her eyes
What was good about it?
yep
tonon roidy
tonon working that lebron hair
thank god he won, i wasnt trying to watch 10 more minutes of that
tonon is really good at beating up shit fighters
tonon is a disgusting looking dude, face full of pock marks and his jacked up hair, yuck
he's a killer stfu
>tonon
>a bumbling fool with alopecia
He's only had 4 fights, what are you even talking about?
Anyone know what happened to that dudes hair?
why doesn't tnt just broadcast it now. they are showing fucking thor
Listened too much to AM radio
Lots of spicy fights
5G towers
wtf i want to be a pro fighter now
If I wanted to watch fake fights with faggots jumping out of the ring, I'd just watch WWE.
These girls are tiny xD kawaiiiii
Tonon looks really strong for a guy with so little experience. Too bad Kron left for the UFC
stupid japan media. ruthless savages
Christ, she's a turbowomanlet
I just don't get it. It's like we entered a bizzarro timeline or something. Till, Thompson and now Barboza, all fighters who were favored to win their respective fights, all known to have fairly decent chins, and all brutally KO cold back to back.
Russian chick is really pretty
Anybody got a webm of the Gary T finish? Was asleep lads
I could swear Yamaguchi's trying to rip a titty out
She's a gigacan getting worked by a middle aged midget
My point still stands friend
Lanklets BTFO
Truly the best sport, fuck Canelo
going to get pizza, save my chair pls guys
That's one of my favorite attributes of my fellow countrymen - bizarre, out-of-place argumentativeness.
ONE should add amateur sumo to their Jap cards
>fighter with highest salary gets the FOTN award
>fighter scrounging canned beans wins in spectacular fashion but doesn't get shit
Explain this.
shut up pussy i can tell i can heem you by how faggy you type
You type like a fucking nigger.
What is that goober doing touching him like that
how did gary become such a reddit superstar? casuals dropping his name probably never watched a single adcc match in their life
ONE ring girls are such NPC's
I want to fuck a korean plastic ring girl
Lmao at the dumb broad
What if Gaethje fought Tony.
Favourite flushed fighter for 2019 out of the following?
Barboza
Johnson
KK
Thompson
Till
Woodley
Cain
TJ
McGregor
STOP
...
GO
>Thompson
>flushed
he was embarrassing pettis. literally one lucky shot ended the match
Woodley still my boy
no more than ufc rang gurls
this is gonna last another 3 hours isn't it
tj
he tried to remove the manlet division
he failed but at least he tried
rodtang is fucking based
>he was winning until he lost
he got brutally heemed by a fat lightweight at the age of 36. He's permaflushed.
I wonder about Tony's knee. Bepis hurt him really bad with the first leg kick he threw
That dude is an absolute madman
>lucky shot
pettis had set up that shot 3 times before that, barely missing each time. It was only a matter of time before he caught him
>20min dance walk to the ring
yellow card
Till is a can who's only favored because he sucks Dana's dick
it happens b
Pure gookery. Not interested.
>>he was winning until he lost
yes, he got lit up by jabs fropm a karate fighter lmao. pettis will never get close to a WW title shot
>pettis had set up that shot 3 times before that
literally every fighter has a knock out strikes set up lmao. he literally got lucky
get ready for another one
thug rose gonna pull another victory and earn the respect of brazil
for sure setting up a punch exploiting a weakness your opponent has is just luck
when jones KO'd DC I stood up and said it was luck
Is Rogan sick or something?
imagine if ufc was smart enough to add specialized rule sets
The current owners of UFC hate the idea of a middle class.
I hope that bull-dyke literally kills Rose. I'm sick and tired of her and her creepy handler Pat Barry, and their effeminate onions-guzzling fans.
This guy gets it.
Any professional fighter who develops PTSD from sitting on a fucking bus should heem themselves.
Red alert hells march? based
>fucking JJ fans
lmaooo
hopefully there arent any loud noises leading up to the fight or she might be emotionally compromised
Based REECE Lightning
>if you don't fighter a, then u must be for fighter b
You're an absolute autist. I bet you went around saying
>DUDE THE LORD'S PRAYER
when she won.
I don't give a single fuck about that goblina, faggot. (((WMMA))) is trash on the whole.
I just don't like seeing divisions held up for such stupid reasons as the one Rose gave.
rose is gonna get overpowered easily
A Korean native, Jina has expanded her linguistic horizons and is now trilingual – fluent in English, Mandarin, and her mother-tongue of Korean. She stays fit through dance and hard days at the gym, but in her free time, she loves to read and keep her mind sharp. She wishes to see the world and expand her knowledge of various cultures and believes ONE Championship has already given her an opportunity to do just that.
is ONE better than bellator
I don't find Asian women attractive in the least. Go clutch your body pillow, yellow fever incel.
this reads like some sort of mail order bride sheet
they probably go to dubai to get pissed on so in some ways ur right
who knows what that psycho was planning
I like Asian chicks but the plastic ONE girls don't really do it for me
in many ways yes
>seething JJ fans
Besides drawing roars of approval whenever she makes an appearance, Siena is also a bonafide social media superstar with an Instagram following of over 155,000, drawing tens of thousands of likes with every post she makes. This is unsurprising, given her killer trifecta of sparkling personality, stunning looks, and unbelievable body to die for.
spooky skelly
Oh yeah they are soulless plastic surgery npcs, but i'd still fuck them
>that eye surgery
She looks like she was recently liberated from a concentration camp. Thanks for the @, weirdo.
akhmetov finna get heemed by headkick
he's getting touched up
>Has the exact same artificially constructed face as every Korean model ever.
Yeah, I'll pass.
Hoeryong mode.
i can't trust asians
Thanks for the (you)s.
Catch ya's later.
The prelims are just about over, does that mean there's going to be a 10-hour intermission?
gooby bless
jones ko'd dc because he's on gear bud
sheem brappy
i want to sling her over my shoulder, climb that building and then demolate her ass like a gorilla
>wushu world champion
lolwut
Lads yt stream isn't available here (first time this has happened), any other streams?
ONE FC app has it for free.
one twitter
>giving yourself cte before the first round
is this the real power of japan
Does the youtube OneFC stream cover the entire event or does it turn into PPV eventually?
how long until little dimitri?
Commentators are utter dogshit so now I got this shit muted, maybe I'll unmute when demetrious Johnson crushes that can but maybe not
spicy
Based Kingchad.
Did Eddie fight already?
Oh shit I'm retarded, didn't know the prelims had ended and was still trying to watch the op link. Thanks
The fight was cancelled
How many fights until Mighty Manlet? Is he the main event?
It was cancelled too
You just KNOW some random can is going to crush Mighty Manlet in these shitty promotions at some point, then go on to amass a 6-27 record
still prelims bro
2 fights till Eddie
5 fights till DJ
We are on the Kingad fight.
The last undercard fight is currently on, EDDIEEE is 2nd on the main, Mighty Manlet is 3rd
Mighty Manlet had nothing to look forward to in his career. He's not going to improve on his UFC "prowess" and his peak was heavily ridiculed. He's fighting for a paycheck and is sure to be heemed. Sad!
Tfw I have to go to bed because I have new job Monday and don't want to fuck my sleep schedule any further
I think King Ed has this one pretty clearly in the bag, gonna need a finish from Ikeda if he wants to win.
Thanks. Quick rundown on the guys facing MM, Eddie and Aoki? Don't recognize any of them.
All of these fighters should be required to dye their hair different colors so I can tell them apart.
are you me?
Still stayed up for the ufc card this morning because Im a degenerate
They're cans Ben Askren used to fight here
Not cans, paper cups.
their pants man..
Going in for a high-five in the middle of a round should be an automatic point deduction
Ben is currently the best WW in the world though
So you're going to stay up and just suffer through the day?
Decent record
Can who lost his previous fight
Beat Shinya in '16, mostly a decisionator based on his record
gl at ur new job
It counts as a sig. strike for both fighters.
I'm going to go make an egg grilled cheese.
well the card ended at about 4 am local time here so I still got 6 hours of sleep in...wasnt that bad. But I gotta get up tomorrow at about 7 am, will be a little harder to get up if I was responsible and went to sleep at 12-1 am yesterday
Vitor Belfort @vitorbelfort
@RdosAnjosMMA @yodchatri @ONEChampionship number one in twiter, amazing atmosphere.
twitter.com
>Sit (On) Yo Dong
Gay, lol
kek could you imagine?
nothing in the unified rules forbids it
If your biggest selling point starts with the word potentially your business model might have some issues
what is this expression trying to convey ?
I hate this bargain bin Joe Rogan.
I hope DJ gets brutally KOed
>RDA at the event
Isn't this a breach of contract?
For a millisecond, he visualized his multi million american boys getting beat on their first match, destroying his investment.
Chatri laying it on thick
i.4cdn.org
fuckin christ this is great lads
50M viewers
I dig the theatrics
I wish MMA in the west didn't keep things so understated to show it's not pro wrestling
>I am 100 million in debt. I have bought out half the tickets for my last 5 events myself. I am using every shady tactic to project a strong business to get investors. I hope I can get a cell next to Elizabeth Holmes, she likes asians.
Would have been way better with Chatri in a mawashi
To be fair, he is probably thinking asian numbers, everything is big in Asia. It is a free stream, and they did market it heavily.
I still very much doubt it, I don't think MMA is that big in China.
I'm a total mark for this kinda shit. Definitely going for the Pride Bushido feel
Stop introducing em and let's get on with sum bloodeh fights!
UFC was the prelims for this
THIS IS GOING TO BE LIKE 9/11 BUT GOOD. YOU WILL NEVER FORGET. WE ARE EXPECTING 1 BILLION VIEWERS, CONSTANT. WE HAVE INSTALLED HAND GRENADES INTO THE FIGHTERS GLOVES. RING GIRLS WILL BE HAVING SEX WITH OCTOPUSES AT ALL TIMES. PLEASE TUNE IN
Fairtex v Souwer, this should be good
Shinya "Pulled Guard on Ben Askren" Aoki
8.5 BILLION POTENTIAL VIEWERS
Yod! Yod! Yod!
that whole intro felt like an anime tournament introduction
Has demetrius fought yet
He got flying omoplata'd.
Pretty sure RDA still trains at that Evolve gym, wouldn't be surprised to see him here soon
He was dominated in a 29-28, 28-29, 29-28 Split Dec :(
and no
ufc spends 0 money on production fucking cheap asses
>Andy Power Sour Flower Flour Glower Bower Dour Lawyer Tower Grower Meower Souwer
ufc got the epic crowd shots
There's an interview from years ago, I'm thinking 2010, where Dana explained he likes the UFC walkouts the way they are because they look gritty and badass, and how he hates the pageantry shit in Asia (and NOT! because of their shit attempt at it with Chuck Liddell walking out to a custom rap song back in 04/05)
Who you got boys? I'm going with Sore More
>adding up the total population of every country you're broadcasting to
They got lazy as fuck after they gobbled up all the other major promotions
why is that ring girl crying
they got dat smoke tho, thats high production
Smoke was poisoned.
lads i just woke up plz tell me where you're watching ONE
wtf, is Eddie's wife going off early?
EDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIEEEEEEEEEEEE
rip ring girl bikinis
is someone yelling eddie?
Must be broadcasting in Iran and Pakistan too lmao
youtube
It's Andy
What if both Eddie and DJ get heemed?
>cazzies itt keep talking how they want stand&bang and hate wrestling
>when there is an actual kickboxing bout they sleep and don't comment at all
Admit it, you like the wrestlefuck.
>can only clinch for 3 seconds
Not liking these arbitrary rules. Either ban clinching altogether or let them clinch until you have to break them up for inactivity.
you're a good lad thank you
I have no idea why I woke up for this but I did
I almost feel like self heeming, I'm not even an Alvarez or DJ fan so it really does beg the question
big brain souwer shooting the double
Sityodong will commit hairy carrie
Oh god we're gonna have to hear that bitch
>doesn't get up
>complain
That was a hella fast countdown, but Andy was getting rekt the entire fight.
Imagine Eddie's wife in a silent asian arena.
Well he could sell his promotion as the best in the world
That was the first kickboxing match I've watched and it was pretty awesome. Are kickboxing matches generally this entertaining or was this an extra good one.
Are you guys ready for
>EDDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's gonna be American kino.
It's tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!
>EDDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that guy is scary
He only did it because somebody tipped him 5 tokens
The countdown was very accelerated, though I doubt it changed the outcome of the fight.
Still, for the sort of legacy "settling the score" fight, they should've let it go further. Now people heave blue balls, like between Blaydes and Nghannou, because both fights were not "final" in the ending.
He was basically in horse stance, but he dropped him with a jab, that's pretty impressive.
>the largest martial arts show in history
holy shit why does ONE feel so blatantly fake. They literally just make shit up on the spot
Holy shit, Shinya sounds like an anime villain
>gets ripped on for being short in Asia
ree bring back the bikinis and let that silicone shine
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME
EDDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
There was a nigerian diplomat a year ago talking how Nigeria went from average life expectancy of 55 to average life expectancy of 90, in a way to promote its development. Just straight lying, while wearing a suit and being a government ambassador. Some cultures don't find this hard.
My dick has one potential woman bouncing on it right now
hate him or love him, you must love him
He is 3'10" tall
>no soccer kids
Aw, I wanted to see eddie launch his head across the cage
EDDIEEEEEE after he gets heem'd
>make my division Dana
It's awfully nice of them to let Eddie's wife do the walkout introductions. Voice of an angel, she has.
So is Joe Rogan
eeeeedddiiieeee
So Eddie is on the good juice, right?
who is this timofy guy anyway?
GO ON EEEEEEEEEEEEDDDIEEEEEEEEEE
Both DJ and Eddie's opponents don't even have Wikipedia articles about them.
lol there she is
Reminder, Eddie heemed in the second.
EEEEEEDDDDIIIIEEEEE
*ting* *ting* *ting*
may i have your attention please?
eeeeeeEEEEEEEEDDDDIEEEEEEEEEEE
>pankration
lmao this larper
is this sport even practiced in the last 2500 years?
ITS BEGINS
We're about to find out!
That poor jap crowd with eddies mistress
sounds like a girl from philly
Why doesn't Eddie answer her
eddie dropped
>eddie dropped
Eddie isn't throwing, looks very hesitant.
Eddie's got a bit of a fight on his hands
OH NO NO NO NO
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Probably because the creme of any B-grade promotion is competitive or even better than UFC gatekeepers and bums.
LOL
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
EDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Oh boy here we go...
JUST
rip
LMAO
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*toilet flushes*
>We told you not to sleep on Nastyukhin
Well Eddie sure slept on him.
Imagine getting heemed by a slav named after a mispronunciation of a joke anglo name.
>THERE'S A REASON WHY HE'S GOT THE WORD NASTY IN HIS NAME
what the hell?
who the hell knocks out Alvarez in round 1? Wtf was Eddie doing? Did they fix that shit? Even Conor didn't get Alvarez to shell up like that and he smashed him
CAN ALVAREZ !!!!
REKT
Dana laughing right now
early stoppage, flushed or rigged?
Conors record getting more flushed every day
The absolute state of EDDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... heemed by a random OneFC can in the first round.
By the way, does anyone feel like the camera is constantly zoomed in too much?
Dustin deleted him.
DJ is losing too
>hat saying paтъ
Doesn't that mean paying an installment on a debt? What the fuck is that hat?
Chatri's hopes and dreams crumbling. Inb4 MM gets heemed too.
LMFAO
>eddie believes he's the best lightweight in the world
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OHNONONO PFFFF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yeah, they weren't switching cams enough. Missed a lot of action because of it.
Would be hilarious if Mighty Mouse got slept, too
legitimately rigged
sad
probably some sketchy Russian sponsorship
All this fake enthusiasm by the commentators makes this feel like it was shot in north korea
Nastyukhin would heem McGregor
MIGHTY MOUSE GETS HEEMED NEXT
he took a fucking dive. wtf was that?
>no panic wrestling
Bad fighter confirmed. If your instinct when one foot in the nether realm isn't to clinch or go for the single leg, you lack fighting instincts. ESPECIALLY as a veteran.
that shit didnt even land lmao
how?
eddie bet the whole house on nastyukhin ro1
We are seeing the power of Steroids tonight lads, isn't it glorious?
EEEEDDDDIIIIIEEEEE
mate he's taken more damage than that in the past
cunt barely got hit
Do you respect Ben more now /heem/?
That Chilson faggot is like a bad Joseph Gordon-Levitt character
A few landed, the one sending him back definitely did, and the one making him sit laded behind the ear even. Look at the webms.
>get beat by a guy without a wikipedia page......
There's a limit to how flushed you can get, after a point you get heem'd like sanchez
The camera work is shit, reminds me of drunk driving in gta IV
Using this same logic, Barboza took a dive. You can't just numerically count punches, some hit, and some HIT.
i've genuinely never seen Eddie look that shit
He was slow, flat footed and didn't commit to anything. Not even a single level change. He just sort of stood there and let himself get teed off on. You don't KO Alvarez in Round 1 unless he's heavily deleted which I doubt man.
People saying he didn't land, look at the shockwaves on this one.
The stream seems really blurry too, like motion blur on shitty TVs.
I am more scared for Sage tbqh
Dustin permaflushed him
Askren won that fight
Conor lost that fight
Imagine being Eddie Alvarez in that fight and having to be all like "damn,life partner, you fuckin' encouraging, all supportive with your enthusiasm and horrific monster screeching. I totally appreciate it, both in fight and out of fight." when all he really wants to do is heem another prospect in the octagon. Like seriously imagine having to be Eddie and not only fight in that octagon while your wife flaunts her disgusting bellow in front of you, the crowd barely concealing their annoyance and hatred, and just sit there, round after round, punch after punch, while she perfected that screech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking yelp but her haughty attitude as everyone around her tells her she LOVES HER MAN and DAMN, EDDIE GOT A WIFE LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin roar reverberate into sounds you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been heeming nothing but a healthy diet of lightweights and cans and later alleged Irish rapists for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Philly. You've never even heard anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the spit flying out of her open mouth as she opens in to writhe it supportively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "Opera (for that is what she calls it)" style singing, the style she worked so hard for with personal vocal coaches in the previous months. And then the ref calls for another break, and you know you could kill every single person in this arena before the venue security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Eddie. You're not going to lose your future of getting heemed by a Russian can. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Barboza got fucked up early in the fight though.
Are you describing his McGregor fight lmao
He even talked a similar amount of shit in preparation for it, how he is the greatest and all that.
straight to the temple
He's been dropped in just about every single fight he's been in
Guys, don't forget to shop.onefc.com
MIGHTY MOUSE YOUR NEXT, PREPARE FOR DEATH BOY
He got smashed by Conor but still looked better than this
Seriously
Dropped but not finished, and not that quick. And generally he mounted some of his own offence at least
Bloody hell I watched that fight just confused.
Ed-Eddie...?
>Megastar
He can't even get 500 viewers on twitch
Is their Twitter link hosed or am I being a brainlet
imagine gaycheese vs that eddie holy shit
DJ will avenge the UFC honor
What does he stream? FOTM normie shit like Fortnite and Apex?
this
To be completely honest it would be harder to get hit if you are working for a shit tier promotion which everyone considers a joke as opposed to the UFC
Wish DJ bailed after beating TJ.
yeah pretty much
It all adds up. You can't take that amount of punishment over and over and expect to be able to take it
>MIGHTY MOUSE HAS JUST BEEN DROPPED IT IS ALL OVER
>Ryo Chonan in the corner
DJ is done for
DJ finna run a clinic
I'm praying for an upset but a random heem chance at this manlet weight is slim to a none.
inb4 boring decision
Calling it now lads DJs just gonna wrestlefuck and submit this can
MM finna dab on him
UFC finna make it 1-1 here
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
That guys just not being truthful. He doesnt pull viewers but he does not play fortnite or apex. PUBG, WoW, Dark Douls, Zelda is some shit I've seen him stream
Anyone got a link to the ONE stream that's not Youtube? Youtube's vid now stopped broadcasting after I accidentally closed the browser; its now giving me the "not available in your country" shtick.
Are these ONE FC guys mostly thai boxers? Maybe thats why Askren was such a beast there.
wakamatu looks like a bantam weight compared to dj wtf?!
DJ is the only not a complete nigger Demetrious I've ever heard of. Demetrious is one of those names.
kek 170cm me towering over him
>DJ GETS HEEMD
DJ is thicker. Its hydrated weight-ins, so you can't complain about cutbabbies.
One FC app, but that might just be the YT stream.
One flyweights are ufc bantam
Holy shit the size difference.
Dana wins if DJ gets heemd
Not sure if that heartbeat sound effect they play during the fights is kino or irritating
your twitch nerd isn't gonna know about some mma guy anyways. look at the type of guys that pull huge views
Demetrious is one of the most popular names in eastern Europe lmao. I'm called a version of it.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
fucking flushed
The Japanese crowd actually appreciates wrestling lmao
UFC flushed?
In the US it's a black name.
Just woke up lads. Had a terrible dream that I was taking a shit and when I was flushing it I thought I saw Eddie Alvarez going down too.
I think the telling part is that it ends in "ous", Not Demetrius, not Demetrios, Demetrious. Like, mate, your name's an adjective or something.
>In ancient Greek religion and mythology, Demeter (/dJˈmiːtər/; Attic: Δημήτηρ Dēmḗtēr, pronounced [dɛːmɛ́ːtɛːr]; Doric: Δαμάτηρ Dāmā́tēr) is the goddess of the grain, agriculture, harvest, growth, and nourishment, who presided over grains and the fertility of the earth.
Its a pagan greek name, I don't know how the americans got it.
Thanks man
HEAD KNEES
WE PRIDE NOW BOYS
It means worshiper of Demeter, see Basically an old greek farmer god.
>the speed of that hook to shoot
impressive
DJ is ahead but this dude is doing alright
is it me or does Yuya look a weight class bigger
love knees on the ground
Wouldn't it be funny if DJ sees more competition and tougher fights in ONEFC than he did in the UFC?
that's DJ though desu, doesn't even surprise me anymore
he's so good
wew
I'm well aware, I'm pointing out that the ending in his version is wack.
>more moves than u-haul
cringe
well its flyweights the perfect asian division
dj finna tap him
>DJ almost got heemed on the feet
lol
HEEM TAPPY
that was a good fight
TAKE HIS HEAD DJ
USA USA USA USA EDDIEEEEE USA USA USA USA
what a beast
he's so damn fast
based
LIKE TWO WEIGHT CLASSES BIGGER AND STILL GETS THROTTLED!
EDDIE EVEN MORE JUST NOW
SLICC AS FUCK
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
I need stream please. ONE link on Youtube is no longer valid
Fun match
DJ is based, why do you hate him?
>knees to get him to stand for the choke
Based. Good to see him adapt fast. Someone webm that?
user I...
Damn that was tight
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One FC app.
Knees to a downed opponent should be allowed in the US
DJ's smaller than than little asian women in flat soles
just now thinking we might see a DJ v Horiguchi. that would be sick
This is the link taken from the app. Easier to view on YouTube than having to use the embedded app
konnichiwa! demetrious johnson
Eddie is a fucking can
not sure about 2 weightclasses but that size difference did seem quite pronounced. DJ literally couldn't get any control down, largely because of the size. Yuya was just scrambling out of good positions with ease, just sort of getting up
DJ is spectacular but I think he needs to refine his standup he looked like he got in some trouble a bit there
Fucking slick grappling anyway
Based Mighty Meme, but holy shit he struggled in there with the strength and size difference
Fun fact: ONE FC plays there fights on a delay then speed them up to 1.2x speed to make their fight seem more exciting. Rounds aren’t actually 5 min live.
>tfw yt stream chat is higher quality discussion than heem
nasty af
Eddie heemed Gaycheese but not this dude??
strimu repping heem in chat
>I need a girlfriend!
some things are universal
that's genius
i'd play them at 1.5x to make it really exciting though
who is Irene?
how will the ufc ever recover
who /one/ now
uhhh that was a pretty awesome fight
high level
seriously bros
that was good
Mental Martial Arts is probably heemster as well
sunday morning/noon heem is pretty comfy
Yuya went out even after he tapped. Lol
Demetrius "hover hands" Johnson
more like Deadie Alvarez
eddie took a dive. he literally turtled up after one glancing blow
*throws my UFC hotdog brander in the rubbish bin*
I'm a One Boy now
Eddie's been in a lot of wars. Everybody's time comes
they look fucking ugly. rizin has better looking girls
how big was Yuya in that cage
if they keep throwing DJ bigger opponents he'll probably fall soon. The size was clearly hard for him to deal with
pretty lifelike texture on that plastic tho
lads should i go back to sleep, feel tired now woke up just for Alvarez/DJ
>Greek god of agriculture
>popular name for niggers whose ancestors spent their life slaving away in the fields of their white owners
Fitting.
its risky business doing that
tfw no mighty wife
Yeah and what's up with them constantly doing that semi truck honk hand gesture
Hard to say, there's some weird shit that goes on with weight anyway. He definitely had a tough time
Asian women are so fucking ugly.
those are 12-6 elbows
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True, he's 35 now. But the Justin win wasn't really that long ago.
Damn I'm stupid
Good for dj
Big if true
Yeah but he took a lot of damage in that fight+ got the absolute shit beaten out of him by poirer so I can't imagine he wants to go to war this late in his career in some small shitty jap promotion so he (kinda) took a dive and said fuck it
Joe Rogan is shit tonight.
Damn. Gonna miss his wars, he really was the underground king
Kek why the hell?
I dunno, ONE doesn't click for me for some reason.
might be the presentation
one's lighting is darker and the camera work is not that good compared to ufc where the lighting is a lot more vibrant. plus in the ufc you can hear the sounds a lot better which makes it more engaging to watch the fight
if adesyana heem gastelum, are we entering the wakanda era?
Well, that's far from appealing. Give me Michelle Waterson
FUCK the job, you can always get a new one, you can never watch the fights live again.