/mlb/

Ok, a gun is put to your head and the person says he’ll shoot if you don’t pick the team you like most from each division. Asterisk your favorite team.

>0-2

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Yankees Indians Astros Braves Cubs Giants

Gallie Gang

This is insane!

>cubs fan here!!!!
Well hello there.

hi well hello there poster!

>hi well hello there poster!
Hi. Well how are you, Cubs fan here poster?

>Roylies
Based Heimlich poster. Go Heims!

Heimsbros are here!

gallo made me seeth

What the FUCK is wrong with Arizona? Did losing Goldy really just seal this team's fate? Fuck they're bad. I'm actually upset. They were the one team Arizona had that was actually relatively watchable and now they're fucking garbage too.

their pitching deteriorated over the last few years and Greinke will follow

Here we go Heimlich here we go *thrust thrust thrust*

>Heimsbros are here!
Reckerposters too?

Why is Recker on everyone's lips tonight?

D O Y E R S
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You can only reply to this post if your team is in first place.

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this is fucking insane!

Holy fucking LOL.

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>pooston disastros

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>be houston
>loseaton

>be poopoo poopston
>poo

>be houston
kek lol

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>gusp

No. The new one is now

>cuebs

Got the idea here:

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/91739452/#91746567

Sorry I didn't know

sorry sir

No problem

oh someone's getting spankies

Recker ass video is being recommend by YouRubes algorithms: youtube.com/watch?v=SuSQ6GJ_0gM

Why "YouRubs"?

I mean Andy Cohen invited him on his show because of his ass. I'm not surprised it's gone this far anymore

based reckies! this is the power of /mlb/!

>YouRubes
T series shill pls go

Thank god my team won today, I almost jumped off a bridge

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>news.yahoo.com/man-hospitalized-with-serious-injuries-after-postgame-fight-at-dodger-stadium-041203630.html
>spics

mariners?

I feel bad for Dylan Moore, it's his first game in the majors or something. Must have been extremely nervous after the first mistake.

Dodgers Stadium is the one ballpark (aside from the toilet bowl in oakland) I would never want to go to a game at.

abc7.com/dodger-stadium-fight-leaves-47-year-old-man-critically-hurt/5226907/
>Dodger security and the LAPD are working together to identify the suspect, described as a Hispanic man in his 20s.
no surprise there

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Someone post the Bryan Stow comic.

I get that the guy was jumped and everything, but I would kill myself if I let two weak looking faggots get me to that state.

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I think he's permanently a vegetable or something so that thought would never cross his mind.

no he can talk and walk now... but he still got pwnd

spankie :3

Literally never seen a pitcher like Hader in my life. 9 pitches, 9 strikes, 9 fastballs

New news from White Sox ownership on Machado

7 hours, 23 minutes, Aug. 12, 1990, Chicago

Hosting the Rangers, the White Sox waited that long before finally postponing a Sunday afternoon game without a pitch being thrown. Roughly 500 fans remained in the stands when the game was finally called off at 8:58 pm. Said White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf, "The weather man kept saying it'd stop."

It's been happening multiple times a year for the last few years. How fucking new are you?

Nuwers fans aren't exactly the brightest

Literally never seen a pitcher like Hader in my life. 1 inning 3 K's. He struck out the side.

He was throwing the ball over the plate too. Wasn't like they were chasing

In baseball, the fourth out is a legal out made by the defense after three outs in a half-inning already have been made. According to the rules, the third out does not cause the ball to become dead; if the fielders make a subsequent out that prevents a run from scoring, this out will supersede the apparent third out, thus becoming the recorded third out.[1] For statistical purposes, the apparent third out is "undone" and the fourth out's result is recorded instead.

Lifelong Brewgods fan here. Is this the first time a pitcher has struck out three players in a row? I'll hang up and listen.

Been a brewgod since I can remember. Can't believe he struck out the side while throwing strikes. Surely this is the first time?

Scherzer did the same thing, except he was more around the zone. Hader missed high and outside (to right handed batters). So how new are you?

Don't let em get to you Brewbro. Hader's unlike any pitcher I've ever seen before. Three strikeouts? I mean, three strikeouts from one pitcher?
I was shittin' on myself.

Brewgod bro here. Has anyone ever seen a pitcher throw nine strikes before? Is that a MLB record?

Hader's a unicorn...no way he can exist. Pinch me cause I must be dreaming 3 strikeouts? To close a game? What a gem. I'll tell my kids about him some day

mariners desu senpai!

SeeThey're like willfully retarded NPCs. This place is dead. Talk about baseball somewhere else. It will save your life.

Npc spotted at outpost 91784495!

That last inning was the most mariners thing I've seen

uhmm..

Yeah because calling someone extremely special for a feat many pitchers accomplish isn't subject to be made fun of. I'm assuming you're the retard that made that post though so whatever.
Rick Porcello, Now there's a special guy

No, I'm talking about the faggot who samefags in this thread 24/7 to enhance retards' opinions as incessant.

Sorry I thought you were talking about something else.

Oh boys I tell you, a sight you'll never see with your own eyes, I tell you true I saw him throw nine strikes. NINE strikes, yes, that's three batters down. I tell you, I had such a chill, I had such a cold chill up my spine, I felt like I had left my body, boys. I felt like I was in heaven with the angels.

Nah don't mention it. Really getting tired of deliberate retards here. We used to tell them to fuck off and now these morons are in perfect company because some turbovirgin autist is purposely acting retarded to bait in those faggots.

>spicswing

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Mmmm...now theres somethin ya aint see e'r'day...9 strikes... Must say while I was grillin had the tv on the lawn chair ( my boy tuned it perfectly) just in time...1 inning...3 outs...damn... I swear I could sense the fire gettin stronger. carol's sweet p'tato pie tasted all the more sweeter too...mmmmm...3 outs... A man can pray that the lord let him experience it just once more, but I feel satisfied...Mmmmm

We can't stop Josh Hader bros

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>24 unique posters
Have sex the lot of you.

Oi you lot get it togeva!

I am sick and god DAMNED tired of these bloody wankers avin a laff in moi 'ersonal fread!
Fis ain't no place for fun, lads. You want fun, read some pretentious dandy fop shit on Fangraphs. 'Swhat I do, and Lord knows I have my act all the way together.

Would you rather see a 3 pitch inning to close a game or a 9 pitch inning?

Easily the former.

Is there an award higher than Cy Young?

The increase in frequency of the immaculate inning goes to show us they just dont make hitters like they used to.

Adam Dunn? Now THAT was a real hitter

Finally, someone willing to talk baseball for once. I'm a Dunnhead to the core!

Here we go Dunnies here we go

>IP counter doesn't change

>you will never relive 2000s baseball players once they're all gone
oh the pain. It will still be the game but it won't be MY game... the baseball I watched in my youth... the baseball I fell in love with... the baseball that reached out to me.

Houspie has begun his assault!

They played real baseball back then.
Back when men were men...
Back before the whole thing went to Hell.
Back when a home run meant something.

I went to a fight and a Dodgers game broke out

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terrified...exhausted...hungry...thirsty...but I have no choice...my hands are tied...if only those damn shadow trains weren't here... it'd be a walk in the park...alright...I think now's my chance... I can finally get out of this place and return to the original thread... oh god no wait... another one?! it's quickly approaching! why is it approaching me?! I gotta get outta he-

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Heard there was a fight the day before between 2 spic sluts as well. LA isn't sending their best.

based...

I ever tell you boys about Hader, Josh Hader? Back when they made em the right way.

This is why it's not the thread.

Mmmm.. Love me some hader. 9 strikes...mmmm

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Makes me laugh every time, and I'm a Giants fan.

It's rare that I laugh out loud these days when reading things on the Internet. Well done, sir. Well done.

As a giants fan...LMAO

For me it's avoiding the left field pavilion at all costs.

Yankees fan here. LoL'd at this one.

>IP counter hasn't changed
>exactly one minute apart

Blue Jays fan here, flying south for the winter of course. You know how Canada gets come wintertime. If you don't, let me just tell you: cold, cold, cold! With a capital C!
Anyway, I had a good chuckle at that image you posted. Thanks!

>

Rays fan here. Loving this pic. This pic had me howling!

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>all this samefagging

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Man, maybe baseball is better off dying for good. If it means worthless faggots like yourself just anhero afterwards.

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sorry sir

I can't believe I'm saying this, but the outlaws were right. Generals really are what ruined Yea Forums.

Audibly kek'd... well done sir.
Twins fan here btw.

Here we go Hader here we go

I only posted this.

Hey leafnigger? You gonna come down to Chavez Ravine for the Blue Jays series? Don't worry homie, you'll be fine. You should appreciate being in a diverse environment with CHIs instead of Chinks and Pajeets.

It's a samefagging Astros tranny. Don't fall for its bullshit.

LOL Gnats

>ass throws tranny
people like that should be STABBED

You all right brown boi

I'm a fair skinned spic, like my homies Kike Hernandez and Alex Verdugo

DODGER PRIDE WORLD WIDE 1988
DEATH TO GIANTS FAGGOT PUTOS AND ANALSLIME CULEROS

This is insanity!

Bean user here.

Doyer stadium brings out the worst beans tbqh.

West Coast fans take the shit way to seriously because a lot of them use Sports logos as gang iconography.

Pic for proof of my melanin levels.

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It's cool. When I went to Dodger Stadium in the past you guys have been chill for the most part.

We're mostly really nice people, you're more likely to get stabbed at Camden Yards or Busch. Don't believe what a bunch of faggots from r/baseball say about us.

i have that same key lanyard

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Nice keychain lad

Oakland tends to come off as the most thuggish stadium atmosphere in my experiences. Lots of feral niggers lurking outside the stadium every game.

Oakland is a dump, city has lots of violent niggers. Similar to Baltimore and St.Louis. No surprises here.

It's true
sfgate.com/crime/article/BART-takeover-robbery-50-to-60-teens-swarm-11094745.php

How do we solve the Houston problem?

Wait for the Astros to finally become shit again. Hopefully the Rays are starting to expose them for good.

Let's hope. I don't think there were any Astros fans around here before they were gifted their ring.
I hope they go back to where they came from.

God I hope so. Fuck that fake ass "AL West" team. It should have been the Brewers going back to the AL after '12. Realignment people are retarded.

This thread is a good one.

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It calmed down quite a bit after someone deduced it was the Astros samefaggot. Now it's good.
I want to rub her tummy.

It doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes to figure out the Autistro samefag and was spamming threads.

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I'm not really around here that much lately. Autistro = ?

What's the point of the Yankees' no beard policy?

GALLIE BOY THREAD!

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Wow. I can't believe Carl Edwards Jr. ruined Darvish's excellent start last night. Nauseating.

>nauseating
I was thinking the same thing about your post

Who has a better farm system? The Cubs, or my left nut?

Does it make you mad, Cubbie boy?

That you exist? Yes.

More mad than the Cubs pitching staff?

The Marlins will be your 2019 world series champions

cubbies own ya

gallie pwns ya

schwarbie donates to ya funeral fund

darvie ends ya

wtf?

Hader dethrones ya

espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/26405189/man-severely-hurt-incident-dodgers-game

Never change Dodgers

Dodgers debone ya

Baseball is the greatest

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has there ever been a cy young winner who wasn't complete ass a few years later?

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>I still make more $$/ year than kikel and kimbrel
Feels good

What the hell happened to him?

everyone who has opinions that differ from mine should die
compromise is a loser mentality

>that she didn't see what started the altercation
lying bitch

her vato bf was talking shit

>all this smamefaging
I'm out. I'm out!
I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me.

whena the last time yall shit your pants?

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Hooty Hoo... that's the code of the killa

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don’t forget your dialator!

>Last night I James Shields'd your sister.
LMAO

is the yankees game going to postpone?

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last night i bond sandwiched your sister?

for like the seventh year in a row, a white fan was seriously injured in an attack by a nonwhite at Dodger Stadium. This is why I drive the extra hour to Anaheim.

Hey... Go to the real thread general

the greatest tradition in all of sports

Any baseball fans here

I don't like baseball. I just love me some Cubbies!

For me, it's the Roxies of Colorado

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cubbie kun here :D

This is the final straw, I'm never coming back to /mlb/

Why is /mlb/ obsessed with a third-rate former catcher?

Please stay

What 1PM game should I watch before Sox @ SEA at 4?

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Autismo won!

194th for The Winless Washington Baseball Eagles

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The brewers cards games have been kino so far

Scherzer's still killin' it and he's a three-time winner to boot.

hello baseball people. will the nats win today?

no

Yeah the Dodgers may have more hood fans than the Lakers and U$C, but at least we raped the Dbags 18-5 yesterday.
>dabs

Can the sox avoid the sweep today?

What does it feel like to have a loss?

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Field a competitive roster.

Sorry, I misread. Yes they can, but only because the Royals also suck.

It's funny how even random people on some random anime imageboard on the internet know better than multibillion dollar owners. What the fuck even is this world anymore?

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The same as it feels to throw 330 million dollars at a slightly above avg player.

I don't know better than him at all. I think we have entirely different desires about what the White Sox accomplish this season.

Hey it's not my money why the fuck would I care?

If you're hoping to secure a high draft pick, I have some good news for you.

oy he owns ya
gallie is a pa
he owns teams
teams can only dream
nightmares that is
cause he got a bat like no other
may as well be my brother
cause gallos a savage
while you need a bandage

The White Sox suck at drafting.

So you don't go to games or buy concessions/merchandise or have subscriptions?

orioles v yankees

>Go to games
That's when I spend my money. And it's usually just a couple of tickets on Dollar Dog night
>Merchanidise
MLB Jerseys/hats/shirseys have a flat price across the league
>Subscriptions
homeboy what am I subscribing to

I'm going to start counting and making note of all the in game advertisements during broadcasts. I've probably watched 6 games so far this year, including 2 by the Cubs, and I swear to god they have more in game advertisements than any other ball club by a mile.

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nig nog tryna get a handbeezy

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The White Sox are gonna dab on the Royals today *dabs*

Only undefeated AL team left bois

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>giobusto
lol

>when it's the fourth day of regular season and you're .000

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Time for Reds!

jays 2bh

Discuss
mlb.com/news/russell-martin-makes-history-on-the-mound

223th for The Phoenix Baseball Snak.........Ummmmmm. The Phoenix Baseball..... What the fuck is that? 220th for The Phoenix Baseball Whatever The Fuck That Is.

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>starting Nido and benching McNeil because muh matchups
Mickey water u doing

It’s a furry

>killitwithfire.jpg

>start rtts in the show 19
>get drafted by toronto

looks like i found my irl AL team bros what am i in for

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Mets-Nats @ 1:35

Good afternoon one and all. I've come with an announcement.
ri/c/e owls aka Yea Forumsstros aka nene poster, you've just been listed. Have a nice trip, see you next fall

Polite failure. And shit posting.

Autistic Canadians mosty

>35 degree baseball

>There are subhumans who dont play in 70-80 degree perfect weather all the time

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All series before April 15 should be played in the south and west.

He's the guy who makes all the general threads. And if someone else makes a thread, he's going to make one anyway and claim it's the real one.

Why don't international players join the entry draft?

They don’t want to be drafted

Astros getting perfecto'd through 2

How good is 19? Is it worth upgrading from 18?

Why don't they *have* to? Why are they different than a player who lives in the US? 4 of the top prospects were international signees who got to pick their teams.

>lastros

Keep your luckswing bullshit the fuck out /hoc/ you bitches.

Oh, and cricket is better.

>35 degrees
>light snow
>fans in tee shirts

what in tarnation?

>reds

Because it’s basically free agency

So a player in high school can just declare free agency, huh?

Not if he’s murican

>gayckey
/mlb/ owns ya

how do you even get as fat as joe west

Eat the actual baseballs

Royals thread?

Tell me about this Recker or whom you speak.

serves me right for buying gray at 4 strikeouts

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White Sox thread where?

yellie makin ya seeth?

You're looking at it. We're taking over this bitch.

Its not fair that the Brewers got Yelich and we got Ozuna. Milwaukee doesn't deserve him like we do.

POOOO DARSHIT LMAO
CARLS JR LMAO

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kek

has rbo died

Is Puig's average over .000 yet?

yellie and gallie makin me seeth :((((((((((((((

After an 0-2 start, most likely.

Nice sip and that's how a baseball cap should look

>2 innings
>6 Ks
Brewers are strikeout gods

Phillies!

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How do I get a gf, bros? Its been like 6 years since my last relationship and I'm finally ready to move on.

Arizona now buddy.

Comedy Central Goodness

Fuck this guy for posting this!

Why waste a good thread slot on Yea Forums?

Dodgers fans, where the fuck you from?

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Hey brewerbros whats going on with Jimmy Nelson? Sorry to hear about Kneble

South side, vato

Throw em up

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sunny gray sucked today with this crowd
so its not the NY pitching staff, or the pressure of the NY crowds
he just sucks

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>3 innings
>9 strikeouts
wew

So some dude with serbian heritage is the best player in boreball
Neat

Mexico. All of them.

Mike Trout is Serbian?

No but jelić is

no and neither is mookie

Brewers are gonna have the best record in baseball this year

yelich is nowhere near the best

Yeah his mom is an immigrant, I think.

Yonder Alonso lol

kek lol

Flat brim is gay af.

Ultra gay if you keep the sticker on it.

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Oxnard foo.

i know the dodgers are playing the dbacks, but they look pretty damn good.

It's not gay. It just makes you a nigger.

What the difference?

>Flat brim is gay af.
I automatically assume you're a retard if you wear a flat brim

HAHASAHGHHAHA BLACK PEOPLE XD HAAHAAAHAHAHAHAH

Being a nigger is worse than being a fag. To me, anyway.

Found the nigger.

My favorite is when I am at work and some goober comes in wearing a basedball hat.

I know the team is playing that day I just dont know what time at and I ask and they dont even know.

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you know the fucking shines in the mlb that leave it flat would keep the sticker on it if they could

Why are racists still aloud here?

>My favorite is when I am at work and some goober comes in wearing a basedball hat.
yeah I live in NY. the number of retards that wear yankees flat brims and don't even watch baseball is ridiculous

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LOL POOPSTON DISASTROS LOST 3 OF 4

Everyone has some semblance of racism in them you naive faggot.

It's just as bad in Philly. The worst is the bimboes in their Phillies shirts that can't name one bullpen pitcher.

this is a nip website. the nips are the most openly racist people on earth. fuck niggers

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Not me, idiot. I've never had a racist thought in my head. I'm a femanon and I black boys are amazing.

Maybe they wouldn't commit so much crime if socioeconomics were balanced but nope, the whites hoard all the money while mistreating inner city poor minorities. I want to one day send my mixed kids to a suburban school so they can bred racism out of existence

Yankees got Syndegard for Andujar, Bird and Clint Frazier.

Checked fuck Trump and fuck white "people"

We literally give them money just for being lazy niggers

has any posted the line for Harper getting booed in Philly? Not including the Nats series in April, because he will certainly here some boos from Nats fans, the Mets series in mid-April would be a good one for Philly Phans to turn on him.

what's the O/U?

>Leaveland Injuns
Lmao what is wrong with this team?

Fuck off /pol/

Dab
Stl represent

The state of Cleveland's bullpen.

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Holy shit the Indians are bad

>Not being a /spolack/

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nothing. they always do this. they get hot when it warms up some and die in October.

>Bitcoin isn't a bubble

Stone Toss is a Nazi though

LMMMMMAOOOOOOOOOO LOSEDIANS

NICE THROW

Shut the fuck up

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Cubs @ Rangers

>Bavres

The absolute state of the Clevloland Loldians.

Not enough lol's

Poopston Disastros

Lolololand Loldianslol

At least the Braves have won a series in the last 50 years.

>we’ll be fine without lindor

>Literally win every trade
>Don't waste hundreds of millions of dollars on a roster; still field a competitive team anyway
>BTFO the Stankees every year
>Named after the coolest fish in the sea
>Stadium named after a refreshing and innocent beverage; not a corporation
>Air conditioning makes the fan experience at every game comfy

Why are the Rays so goddamn based?

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Who did you get for Longoria

we beat the astros 3 of 4

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your moms anal virginity

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Dodgers vs Dbacks

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Solid prospects technically. Better question: what has Evan done since the trade?

If they're so based why does nobody want them to have a clean home

that implies Evan does the same in Tampa if he isn't traded. We all know he would've been better in a park built for him. Just like Pujols would already have 750 homeruns if he resigned with St Louis

>loses their one world series appearance to the Phillies

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phillies were great that year lets be honest

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No, the Rays were bad

Imagine paying for a ticket to see your team get no hit.

thanks, he's still working up to a triple a appearance. it'll be a few months before we see him

>lolland loldians getting shut out this hard

>the Cleveland C's

>Giobusto
LMAO

rays are based desu, imagine unironically enjoying rooting for NYY/BOS/LAD, especially if you don't live there. i hope they BTFO every fucking MLB-favorite this year

>the pity runs given to the Injuns
Based Twins

Lucas Giolito 2019 Cy Young Award first of many

The starting pitcher for the Orioles today, Bundy, in his first appearance for the franchise, said before the game "I'm not too worried about the game, I'm just trying to have fun with it". Fucking kek

Lifelong brewgod since birth. Has there ever been a pitcher to throw 3 strikeouts in one inning?

>admitting that you’re 9

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>brewers pitchers dropping bombs again
lol

>SHIT LOUIS
>SHIT LOUIS
>SHIT LOUIS

Yu Darvish yesterday.

yelich just hit a walk off double
just give him the MVP already

>methinals

162 homers incoming

Yellie is makin ya seeth!!!!!!!!! YELLIE MAKIN YA SEETH

YELI OWNS YA
YELI PWNS YA
YELI WALK YA OFF
YALI MAKES YA SCOFF

Yelich is fucking nuts

Let's Go Yellie *clap clap. clap clap clap*

Yay Yelies!

Gallie Yeli broship

Are the White Sox the best team on Lake Michigan?

So I guess we can write off the Cardinals for the year

Here we go Yeli here we go

>cardinals

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You realize Milwaukee is on Lake Michigan, right?

>gay louis

Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
Yeli dongs are here to stay
Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
Gallie hitting long dongs all day

>taking the bait

*ahem*

Fuck the Cardinals and the Cubs.

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Shoo shoo Nazi fr.og

>GAY GAYOUIS GAYDINALS

>csub

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Just win already

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I think Schwarber will have a better year but congrats

>gusb

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as a cubcard sorry sir

>cuebs

I did realize that, yes, you goddamn loser.

So why the fuck didn't the cardinals get Yelich?

>gay louis

>This is considered white in Slav land

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Someone edit in a wineglass thanks in advance

he didnt request a trade until ozuna got traded

because the Brewers GM is smarter than the Card's

How do they breathe?

lmao yall talkin shit for no fuckin reason. 1st series of the year who gives a fuck? We got Golden Goldschmidt, Captivating Carpenter, Molten Marrinezes, Big wong Dejong, Heavenly Hader, Masterful Molina, Feared Fowler, Wacky Wacka, and Robust Reyes. Fuck off

Am I the only one having a good laugh at the yankees & red sox game threads right now?

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this is a win for the cubs

>RED SOX STARTING PITCHING

>gubes

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Brewers were the better team last year and improved even more over the offseason, you shouldn't be panicking because you should have never had much hope to win the central to begin with

>Red Cucks
OH NO NO NO

YELLIE WITH THE OWNAGE
YELLIE WITH THE PWNAGE
YELLIE HAD THE RHYMES AND THE JABS
YOUR FAV PLAYER COMMITS CRIMES AND HAS CRABS

um, no, not really

Come see our world famous fairies on your way to the main attraction, the door out of town!

>got dabbed on 3-1 with the MVP hitting 4 consecutive home runs, a walk-off from said MVP in the final game, a game-saving catch from Cain in the first game, and a fucking immaculate inning
>"i-i-i-it's just the first series"
S E E T H I N G

gay louis!!!!!

BLEECHED

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>gay louis gaydinals

Brewers still own the NL central eh

The season is 162 games, retards.

>gay louis

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>gay louis

OOOH NOOOO

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dios mio,,,,

ehhheh your an idiot

GAY GAYOUIS GAYDINALS
Literal Jew squad "chosen fans" hahahahahahahaha

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what am I missing?

a DICK

This is insane

Brewers don't deserve their success. Milwaukee is a basketball town. Every time I go there from Minneapolis, all they talk about are the Bucks and that Greek African.

>gay louis

Grand Slam from Deshields in TEX/CHI, levels the game at 4-4. Hype!

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>cusb

>cusb

>gay louis gaydinals
gaynt louis
>gay louis lol

>the gapeway arse

Literally no one has ever called Milwaukee more of a basketball than a baseball town

OH YA!!!
GALLIE OWNS YA!!!
AND HE JUST PWNED YA!!!

Gallie gang takeover!

but deshields is carrying him

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someone vidyapill me on MLB The Show 19.
I enjoyed 17 but got FUCKING PISSED OFF when my Created Starting Pitcher who was the ace of the team and won all the awards and who i personally played every start with didnt start a single fucking game of the Eries

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Im from Milwaukee and I have to say growing up it was a basketball town. Marquette and UW-M were successfull at the time and the HS ball was huge. I was always more of a baseball fan, though. Played ball in the suburbs.

when selig owned the team they were pathetic. games were always fun because of tailgating but the bucks were way better during this time

I fucking hate the show. Fucking created pitcher gets trading from a team 65-28. Like fuck off man im trying to won the eries

yeah i can see this. downtown and the... "lock your car doors" parts of Milwaukee are big basketball fans. but anywhere else in the metro area and the suburbs it's all baseball

I mean obviously the Packers have always been the most important thing, but I would say at least since Miller Park opened, Milwaukee has cared way more about the Brewers than the Bucks, even when both are terrible

I wish the mariners could play shit teams all year

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but mariners vs mariners is impossible

FUCK OFF

Where is Petey Alonsey gang!!!!!!!!!

100% true. brewers are the smallest market in baseball yet are routinely pushing through 2.5+ million in the gate every year.

Alonsie and Yellie bros !

>muh batteries
>muh Santa

don't for get victor roblesie

I propose a stat: wOBA*(RBI + R)

Basically measuring expected vs realized run production. Here's my question: If a player with a high wOBA has a low run production, is that on the manager for not putting together a good lineup?

when i started my job in the news in milwaukee, i was given the order of importance for the news on any given day. it goes:

packers
weather
brewers
politics
bucks
actual news
celebrity gossip
all other sports

Oh no no no look who's leading the tankb owl

tankathon.com/mlb

virgin alert
that's probably a good stat though; I feel like sports stats are just in the valley of uselessness between "immediately relevant and useful" and "eye-opening and good for deep analysis"

weather is the single most important topic in milwaukee. people will always have conversations about the weather here.

I would put UW football above the Bucks too usually

I am pretty sure a Packer game would get the top news slot over even a blizzard

They are immediately useful for discussion, but not those social situations that offer potential for getting laid.

It's a who's who of basement shitters

oh yeah, forgot about them, thats probably where they would go

people have been losing interest in the packers now that they are kinda doo doo.

WE MIGHT JUST HAVE PITCHING

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SNEKS

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It is next to lake michigan not on it dumbshit

The Nats finally off the schneid.

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Season was 163 games honey

This year is definitely the least interest I have seen in a long time, but it is still way more than anything else

Are you just unfamiliar with the term 'on'

Yeah your mother was 'on' drugs while pregnant with you (from me)

how old are you?

Also, why are you choosing to argue this? Is there anyone who doesn't understand the term 'on', why are you acting like this is a thing?

The Chicago Cubs are _______

I'm 29. How old are you friend?

they own ya

same, how old were you when you started fathering children if you thought I could have been one?

a major league baseball team.

Ghey!

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xD based

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For me it's

1. Gallie
2. Yeli
3. Schwarby

>power gap

9000. kershit
9001. disastros

Who is #4500

holy based!!!

Bustcada

let's go orange ducks!

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t. houspie

yoan moncada

On track for a .500 finish

rude

moncadies where we at!!

Here we go Moncies here we go

His 1.269 OPS is dabbing on y'all

moncies takeover!!!

Fuck off babytalkers

youtube.com/watch?v=1oJAVJPX0YY

YOYO IN DA HOUSE

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Nice

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new

To be fair, that's how Cubs fans talk in real life. They can't come up with a nickname that doesn't end in -ie.

based brewbro...based

YOYO here

the chaddies are going to pwn ya

chaddies with da rhymes n da jabs

>12 posts early
>not a general

Spoiler: We are all houspie and are all autistic as FUCK

houspie spotted!

>t. houspie

t. houspie

...

t. houspie

>Marlins

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