/hoc/

Imagine having a womans name and being married to a hamplanet

sorry sir someone linked here sorry again

>yets stars
yets in 4
>[p]redditors bloos
blues in 7
>flims avs
flims in 5
>kniggas shorks
kniggas in 6
>blots the columbus blue jackets
blots in 4
>ruins laffs
ruins in 4
>caps canes
caps in 6
>isles pens
isles in 7

>yets bloos
yets in 4
>flims kniggas
flims in 7
>blots ruins
blots in 5
>isles caps
isles in 7

>yets flims
yets in 5
>blots isles
blots in 5

>yets blots
yets in 7

How to fix the Garyout (shootout)
>Remove it
>Overtime is 3v3 for 10 minutes
>If no one scores neither team gets the extra point

>Hughes lost the fucking puck

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quads fucking decide it, this is the format

>>If no one scores neither team gets the extra point
thats called a tie user. based nonetheless

>ties
Quads be damned, kill yourself for being such a failure of a man

Jets in 5
Preds in 7
Flames in 6
SHORKS in 6

Jets in 7
SHORKS in 6

SHORKS in 5

Bolts in 5
Bruins in 6
Caps in 4
Isles in 7

Bolts in 5
Isles in 6

Bolts in 5

SHORKS in 6!!!

THEY WILL WIN!!!

Hughes still got a shot though, kinda.

>jones not choking for a minimum of 16 of projected 22 games

hmmmmmm

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oh shit, meant to post this on /mlb/.

>Tampa
>not choking in the ECF

>kinda
No.
No he didn't.

with Finns you winn

It was far from an overrated shit blunder.

based an ahopilled

who else sees everything in the dark like this?

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>reddithawks

Factually correct.

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Thanks Granlund for ending the Gary minigame

True, it wasn't as bad... but it was still bad.

that's okay, the red sox are based

>Reddithawk Kangs thread has a whopping 24 posts

>he says this, knowing it will draw out all the fagolinas
fuck you binland

fuck garyouts

>Shorks can only beat Fleury-Free Vegas

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GAAARRRRRR
I made noodles

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shannon better be getting my numbers ready

While shootouts are mega gay they are infinitely better than a tie

alright
turned off SNL
turned on spongebob
my favorite twitch streaming just logged in :^)
:#)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

SHANNNONNNNNNNNNN WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Brent Burns. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.

I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of Women while my thoughts drift back to Brent. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry.

Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.

One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.

Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

>we could be heading for YET ANOTHER Garyout tonight in LA

>don't mind OT
>more time I get to spend with /hoc/
=3
I luv u guise

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Right here, bud.

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Interesting Shannon you got there, would you like to trade?

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Upvoted everyone itt

We did it /hoc/

now im going to upvote /c*ic/
Cant believe I work at 7:00pm tomorrow at McDonalds

I hate midnight shifts!!!

Sure, always happy to expand my Shannon repertoire.

sample size too small.

you'llhave a point with the Ducks where they smash them 72-54, but 7 games is a stupidly small sample size.

How do I favorite this?

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It started to get boring desu

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Skelly saying so too many times.

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>"make some noise!"
>"louder!"
>"I can't hear you!"
>
>the LA crowd isn't bothering to make noise this whole time
ha ha wew

>EVEN LOUDER

HERE COMES THE ZOOM
READY OR NOT

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Is that supposed to be McMeme?

Been eating these sugar free popsicles lately
Fuck they are good

the universe is probably an illusion, but isn't it so beautifully bizarre?

>Jack be nimble, Jack be quick...
>...
>Ya know why Jack has to be nimble?
>Because he can't be quick.
>Jonathan is Quick.
:^)
We may have finally found a color guy who can rival Tripp Tracy.

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2003 is the BEST draft class.

Go ahead. name me a better year.

There is no purpose. We are here to die.

We are here to live.

1979

that's great
that's likely true
that's depressing, F minus

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if you really want to get deep into it then we have no free will, everything is predetermined by your brain before you have a conscious thought about it, even your "depression"

It's every McDavid fan (aka zoomers)

>Don't cry for me Im already Steve Moores NHL career

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BASED DOUGHTY

ha ha wew

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i can't stand shootouts, lads

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DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>1979
Oh please. Besides Gretzky, Messier, and Borque, there's nobody else.

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imagine if the laffs somehow got eliminated

>Yotes sneak in and beat the FLAMES, SHORKS, and JEST
>BECOME 2nd NHL 8TH SEED TO WIN IT ALL!!!!

Jackie’s are going to poo on the lightning like a Hindu over the street

another one of these? Fuck, come on already...
No... I'm giving Baphomet the night off

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Thanks for all the (you)s. This is the playoff format and will be the last one for the season.
Please

You're so much worse than he is.

is that you tbg

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Canes!

WHERE ARE MY NUMBERS SHANNON??

gonna play some league

One Foligno's Favorite please.

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Literally right above

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Forgot pic

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Firing up two sausages on the cast iron then gonna butter up the toasty buns and slide the tender meat down my mouth

shall be seething at shannon due to >my team sliding down the power rankings

Kinkaid is fucking weird
twitter.com/blockaid1/status/1112194928971530241?s=21

im hungry

it's strange that you would type this up, post it and THEN go do what you said you would... just saying
That's strange too

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But /hoc/ told me Shannon only does videos on the NHL ?????

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>someone already saved it
:3

which teams are /hoc/ approved to win the LEE

Foligno's Favorite, coming right up!

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>shall be seething at shannon due to >my team sliding down the power rankings
When, at 4 am?

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nice aquarium stupid richfag

Every team but >your team

Unironically St Louis and Caps repeat

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yea

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Based breakfast poster

> r a g s

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>baked beans for breakfast

Jelly?

>not approved
Winnipeg
Dallas
Nashville
Colorado
Washington
Pittsburgh
Tampa Bay
Columbus
Toronto

>barely approved
Calgary
Vegas
Minnesota
Boston

>somewhat approved
Montreal
San Jose
Carolina
NY Islanders

>approved
St. Louis
Arizona

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my arteries harden just looking at this

i'd still eat it, being a fatass and all

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yea

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Im hungry you brainlet mutt

reported for spamming your faggot reddit shit

>not approved
Winnipeg
Dallas
Nashville
Colorado
Washington
Pittsburgh
Tampa Bay
Columbus
Toronto
Calgary
San Jose
Carolina

>approved
Vegas
Minnesota
Boston
Montreal
Islanders
St. Louis
Arizona

Are you NOT hungry??

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this is the post

We wanted Washington to win last year. Vegas is reddit

just dropped a wicked moronto. it was like that scene in dumb and dumber. had to flush twice and light a match.

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yeah but we can't have craps fans getting upity

Donuts and tiddies?
Yes please

>le epin birdman xd
>le epin stand in one spot and score man, be not fucking suck this year man
>not reddit

youtube.com/watch?v=JEzyEYkzaMk&t=728s

Two servings then

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>Poutine with ketchup

Get out right now.

Kick Boston out for tampa and you have a perfect list

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out of what?

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Tfw no fapped for 2 days

t. 86

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im hungry now

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Why are these niggers spamming

why?

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>You forgot epin 8 guys with 20 or more points, epin 4 line depth, epin modern day samurai goaltender, epin punch your beard off your face man, epin steamrolled the Blots

Cry more Shittsburg

i don;t get it

just report em

IT'S UP LADS
youtube.com/watch?v=OTk6m3U54po

too late, am already upity

>this is playoff game
grim

I'm trying to give up fapping to porn. I've been having sex/fapping at least 5 times daily since I was 17.

remember the first time you had sex? unforgettable

imagine being a fan of literally any other team than >my team

No. what's it like

someone mentioned this play 4 hours ago, but here's a webm if anyone else wanted it.

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run out of all the yaoi and futa there is?

unforgettable

>at least 5 times daily
Jesus fucking christ, that's not healthy.

Yep, same

wew
jessica worked at hot dog on a stick and she was very qt (i also worked at the mall). used to flirt a lot, but never made a move. we happened to have a college class together, then started hanging out together, then it happened.
god bless you jessica, and your cute hot dog on a stick outfit. and your jiggling titties when you used to pound the lemons.

hockey

That's why I'm quitting
I actually dont like either of those. Yuri and monster girls 4 me

I also drank a half liter of whiskey tonight so AMA

Ovie was nothing but raw emotion that Final. A Man who no longer wanted to be called a choker or loser.

yeah. sucked as a knights fan, because he wasn't going to be stopped lmao

gonna suck when the blots hoist the cup

does the nhl sell dvds or downloads of complete classic playoff series? Like colorado/detroit or old battle of alberta broadcasts?

I'd pay for that.

And then you woke up.

holy kek

Beat me to it.
Because it's really the waking up part of it that sucks.

This
I got a "Jessica" too, or at least I used to

Here's all Our Jessicas, and their once perky tits

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genuinely hate the blots user. if they dont win the cup they will be the worst presidents trophy ever

>dreamt the bolts didn't get ground to dust and blown away again post season

>and their once perky tits
yeah, this was 14 years ago, she's probably in grim shape these days god bless er

we were both 16 and really drunk. i went to pick her up at her friends place, then she snuck me into her house while her parents were sleeping. we both got naked, then we fugged

>genuinely hate the blots user
Same.
And I never used to hate anybody.

I got a hooker because I was and still am a 25 year old incel

Jay, literally just said hey you wanna fuck? And she said yes

It's up

youtube.com/watch?v=2TV-bdnn4qU

who's paying you guys to shill youtube videos here? I hope it's enough to buy the nice hot pockets

False advertising, this isn't Shannon.

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i do it for FREE

the virgin shilling
vs.
the chad genuine fan support

I like post2post more than boring shannon

You are entirely alone in that.

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Considering moving to Canada just to be able to watch nhl and nba games in hours outside the 1-7 am range

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I'm sorry that I don't need to watch an hour and 47 minute recap of some meaningless end of season hockey games with zero editing

>and nba
No thanks, we don't want you.

I'm rooting for the Raptors, so your country isn't related to this

No I mean get the fuck out of /hoc/.

I like it here

Statistically speaking, they're going to fuck it up

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dude that kid is such a little whiny faggot. wish his based boomer dad would break his other ankle.

Relocanes
Ted's
Flams

who?

Exactly.

shannon is good but if i'm being honest his daily reviews bore me unless it's my team. he makes good videos when it's about subjects such as attendance, relocation, or offseason shenanigans such as prospects or draft picks

what are the stats on his board based on?

Best regular seasons

an objectively better channel

i doubt it. hockey has a grim representation on youtube, which is why shannon is popular in the first place

>it's almost fucking RPH and STILL no review video
>and the power rankings will be even later than that
Think I'll just go to bed and see what's up tomorrow.

It's actually up now :^)
youtube.com/watch?v=2xbd8LFk5C8

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would anyone be surprised if the blots choked, though?

rph btw

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PSSSST HEY CANADA
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1993 BITCH!!!!!!!

shut the FUCK up

calm down ya simp

Hello

real Atlantic depression hours

imagine being aggressive during rph

why so sad, friend

Tired of your shit
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who playdium here
youtube.com/watch?v=xy-ytPcazwA

third family member in 7 months passed away

that sucks, but unfortunately that's life my lad

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truly sorry to hear that m8
hang in there

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still a bit miffed about 1812

buddy that's not a good response fyi don't say this to people irl

oh please i had a brother who was born retarded and died at the age of 9. i love him and miss him but it is what it is

wow dont use the r word like that

guy I have no idea what to make of this response but I'm happy he had a brother that loves him and quite frankly I love you too little daddy

i love you too, friend

don't make it weird bro
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I guess retardation runs in the family

I think if /hoc/ was a team we'd barely make the last wild card spot and then go deep in the playoffs

shut up k******

Weren't the shorks crossed out? Hmmm

fucking binlan get off the proxxy

it is what it is :^)

Why did Gary decide to make the lottery so early this time?

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when is it lad

now instead of some crammed intermission segment he can have an entirely separate show where rogers can shill more huawei shit

literally next week

Sportsnet? More like Sportschink, it's embarrassing, especially with the entire panel talking over a Huawei sponsored desk

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had to un-cross them out because of >my team's utterly embarrassing loss to them due to retarded black faggot goaltending

real finncific hours

Real morning coffee hours

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Were all goals against him 5hole? If not you can't blame the colored lad.

>drinking coffee in 2019

Jokes on you it's 2009 in finland

I just ate a shit load of coffee crisps and sang o cananada fuckin fight me

does that mean you're still listening to the gorillaz?

>"In the continent of India, the 2000 stoner comedy "Dude, Where's My Car" was re-titled "Dude, Where's My Cab"

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hope you sang the correct words "in all of us command" lad

Buddy that shits timeless

>he puts expiration dates on his happiness

Yeah

nice i'm listening to demon dayz right now desu

Does anybody here even collect CD's anymore? My boomer dad used to have a massive collection of CD's, he's buy a CD even if he liked one song off it

what did they mean by this

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Your dads a patrician. You get a different feel listening to the entire album. All about context. What a man.

used to have hundreds of cds. had even more, probably around 1200 lps/45s. managed a local record shop for five years and got dope shit dirt cheap. sold all of it years ago unfortunately.

>sold all of it years ago unfortunately
For how much?

Based Finns taking their sweet goddamn time

about tree fiddy

youtube.com/watch?v=YfkTUk50NSI

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not nearly as much as i paid for all of it

Elias Pettersson sucks at shootouts. He's got a few different moves and they all suck.

>practicing for mini games
shiggy

I bought a CD this week, Tower of Power’s Soul Vaccination Live. It’s is boomer music though.

Post yfw your team clinched before the >laffs

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really hungover
don't want to go to practice

>playoffs still 9 days away

REEEE I can't take the waiting.

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Apart from pic related who probably has the biggest cock in the NHL?

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just remembered the absolute cringe vegas come on to the ice to

sincerely hope they don't pull that shit this year

who is dis, anons?

i.4cdn.org/int/1554030220804.webm

shes a bit too old for minnesotan tastes

fleury will be back, right?

Shouldn’t you be praying?

i had the munchies really bad last night and ive taken about three Torontos this morning so far, lads

don't @ me with that lazy shit

based nigel

taylor hill

>Kino finals
Stars, canes, isles, blues
>good finals
Flames, jest, blots, aves, les habitents (SHOULD they make it)
>meh finals
Knights, shorks, ruins, laffs
>garbage finals
Perds, caps, pongs, teds

Shouldn’t you be cleaning your boyfriend’s pucks based nigel?

thank you based user

wouldn't DARE call anyone else gay if my team wore white gloves

whats up witchyall sorry-ass mothafuckas

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Shannon goes to the dark side

more like DOORK side cuz he one dooork-ass mothafucka

that is good digestion

i feel better but naturally i'll wake up between 5-7am to shit like clockwork so it helps with waking up early

same
>tfw if you stay up too late you have hours of gut pain before the needful

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i kinda stopped drinking because id eat a ton too when i was shitcanned and would wake up a bloated whale

Good morning TML fans

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Kyle Wellwood

Hockey.

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i want an 18 year old girlfriend and then in 5 years i want a different 18 year old girlfriend

Hockey? Ahh yes, I am indeed a gentleman with exquisite tastes and exceptional intellect.

Jackets wc1
Canes wc2
screencap me

Holy mother of based
bless you senslads for taking the heat off of us for last night

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Ted is based

this is the post right here

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t-thanks

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how's hedman, by the way?

Just woke up lads

here's hoping those womens """hockey""" shills will find a new hobby

twitter.com/TheCWHL/status/1112358066303967232

I advice you to go to sleep

finland LEAVE

Me too. Did the jets winyesterday?

"no"

...

Leaf fags are lying sacks of shit

the post above is a bit rude

God I love Cernak, so proud of that kid

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dykepuck faggot BTFO

women are retarded

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>shit games till flim flams vs shorks

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hello darkness my old friend

As a fervent hater of everything done by or for women, the CWHL is actually best case scenario for the sport for their sake. They have teams and coaching staffs in place. The NWHL doesn't have to worry about anything regarding the boards, the operations. Simply absorb the old league (less money than their own) and carry on. The only real losers here are people that hoped the CWHL would be the league that we kept for name sake.
In that same thought, I won't be surprised when we start hearing from them, since most women's hockey """"""""fans""""""""""" are pompous self promoting dick heads.

Dykepuck faglord absolutely blown the fuck OUTTTTTTTTTTT

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Real talk, it took my cock to get hard for the bluejackets to be good again

Shut the fuck up Ted

>teds have outscored opponents 20-4
OH NONONO
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OTHER TEAMS

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Why does anyone care those leagues if they don’t watch it

This is sad. Its unfortunate that @HockeyCanada or @NHL couldnt have done more to help this league grow and be successful. Unfortunately it is treated as an afterthought.

More resources should be put towards growing the women's game at home and abroad with professional options.

>Footybedsheets
a what now

This is heartbreaking. My 15 year old daughter is a hockey player and I don't want to tell her because I know she will be devastated. The Toronto Furies are her favourite hockey team in the world. Why is it that once again sports for women are undervalued so much?!?!

>more money should be invested

what do these people think the endgame is? what is the example of a successful women's league? the cosmic joke of the wnba?

Just lost my job, gals.

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mma i guess

What was it, sucking dick?

based Leclerc with the +1 CP for fastest lap

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subban is a fucking nigger and I hate him

Congrats islesbros

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>I feel sick
>Guys it's not April Fools
>NHL DO SOMETHING
Why is Twitter such a cesspool of single celled organisms?

What happened

Julie is a cunt

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I'm just reading the replies from

Julie, I heart ya, haha! While I absolutely hate the phrase "mansplaining", the amount of it in response to you is insane. All the props in the world for how you've handled it. ::chuckles::

>Marco
what an alpha male

come on someone posted that as literally the second reply

tampons BTFO

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Oh i see. The Markham thunder played 10 minutes down the roqd from me in a local arena that is attached to a grocery store and library.

>The WNBA has been running how long?
oh shit, they really do think that's success

>being mad at Teds

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>wnba
>in 2013, six of the league's 12 teams reported a profit
ahhhahahahahha

I'd bet all the money I will ever make that 95% or more of these bitches whining never attended a single game

BTFO

I just can't wait for my ticket prices to go up 30% to support womens teams literally almost no one watches in addition to sunbelt teams that are marginally unprofitable

>genderlets crying on twatter
wew, imagine being the inferior sex

how did the >laffs managed to get dabbed on by the snes again? Jesus

>not watching ongoing mens division 3 qualification with ebin countries kyrgyzstan, thailand, bosnia, united arab emirates, hong kong and kuwait
>claiming you are a hardcore hockey fan on hoc
shiggidydiggidy

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>actually watching håkki
Do people really do that? I mean, you cant even see the puck.

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this is how faggot

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They are overrated shit

I thought it was only Tavares
wew lado, calma down

Shall
Shallnt

dear snes,

stop winning

t. säkik

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COPE

Tavares is an overrated "piece" of shit
He is a piece of the shit that is the toronto maple laffs

Where’s your >rags now, you retarted cucks?
>le herp derp >rags xDDD am i fitting in reddit?

>Growing the women's game helps improve the overall fanbase for the sport.
What was meant by this?

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>rags

calm down, Ezra, there are still two periods left

>were winning even tho were eliminated from playoffs against another team that's eliminated from playoffs
>rags

here is your (You) and here is your
>rags

Shit, I'm heartbroken. I really fell in love with Calgary this year and to know I won't get to see them play again sucks. I hope the players didn't find out via this press release, especially since a lot of them are in Finland or on their way to Finland this morning for Worlds, but it's looking like they did. This leaves every player on the Canadian roster, other than Szabados and players still in college, plus a couple of the most prominent American players with nowhere to play next season. I don't think anyone saw this coming. I'm so sad.

>dude antisemitism lmao im so edgy

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can't tell if this is actually a raggot or just a false flag

Post a link then faggot

>you should subsidize a competing league because it will make you look nice
I don't have high hopes for the future of the economy

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>"I've been found out"

I’m not Jewish, you fucking retard. But I am over the age of 18 so edgy antisemitic “jokes” aren’t funny anymore.

onhockey has a stream for uae - hong kong which is the only game remaining today

but uae lead like 10-0 and its only second intermission soon

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>i'm too mature for racist jokes

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>you fucking retard
ableist piece of trash
i bet you're a Glonald Dumpf supporter as well

>I love being a racist pos to appear edgy online

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>i'm a brainwashed faggot little zoomer that thinks all races love each other

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>words on a chinese forum upset me

>rags

guys, we are all one race, human

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hello im black who lives in finland can i play ice hockey
pic related body is like mine

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>rags in charge of knowing the rules

brendan smith

more like

brendan shit

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>DAE hate joos? Upvotes to the left xD

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How many nhl games do you have under your belt?

Zero (0), which makes me the ideal, unbiased observer

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>13 (THIRTEEN) years in the US
>still speaks borderline unintelligible cute Runglish
based

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this is the post

Only SHIT games tonight

He’s only pretending. Same thing with Malkin. The only Russian NHLer that legitimately struggled with English was Datsyuk.

There's a pretty decent one this afternoon, though.

>gieorgiev was trained by finns

Yikes

Ted?

Hockey players are not scholars except bulju of course

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canes/pens

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot

do you think all the Slavic players are racist

that's twice now, user

Nah.

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Yes

Jaromir Jagr is still in Europe waiting for your GM to call, /hoc/

Only SHIT games this playoffs

Could you lads post a little faster please, you are very boring today.

sorry

N

why wasnt i born finnish

Sorry, lad. What sorts of posts would you like to see?

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A

>nobody mentions the wild
>everybody talking about literally nothing at all

I’m going to blow up Finland

Perhaps we could talk about /hoc/s obsession with a 55 year old boomer hockey youtuber

Why would you even say such a thing?

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My little brother legitimately got suspended in grade school for making a similar threat against Michigan

Imagine a Jagr-Heatley-Laine line. I think jets might even win a fifth cup !

Feel bad for the players hearing about the league folding just before the world championships

>jussi jokinen all stars

No one cares.
The cute ones can go get married to a real hockey player, and everyone else can go get jobs as lumberjacks or some shit.

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Women’s hockey shouldn’t involve money to begin with. It’s basically a beer league

/mlb/ make ya seeth?

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Who would have thought putting a womens hockey team in China would be economicly unviable?

Why would it?

Jays are garbage, only games i'll watch this year are yankees

Uh yeah we're based
more based than a pristine vase
takin yo kids
plowin ya wife
stealin ya money
but don't call us honey

wtf is that picture? are those mlb "memes"?

18 and over website kid

a true martyr

They're grounds for an off-topic report as far as I'm concerned.

/mlb/ has no memes, just like /nfl/. /hoc/ is much better.

haha man just messin with ya no need for the meanness someone came into /mlb/ and mentioned /hoc/ so just saying hi haha :p

reminder that /hoc/ is a boomer sport and general

shut the fuck up

Are you saying that like it's a bad thing?

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I've been to /mlb/ once and everyone was a fucking queer besides the weeaboo NPB Brazilian surprisingly.

no I’m a proud boomer

college

sorry sir

I've felt like I was a boomer since I was 18, since before it was even the term for this.

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imagine unironically being a boomer

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Hockey.

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>20somethings adopting old man personas online to mask their boringness
cringe

Sounds like the ancestors were the real chumps here.

are we going a /hoc/ bracket challenge for the playoffs?

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Sure, might as well. Just like last year.
NHL.com will have one up as soon as the playoff brackets are actually set.

youtube.com/watch?v=K5hfnh7Tjpo

>I T S U P
>T
>S
>U
>P

Shant

Bunch of jerks desu.

>the average caniac

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The basketball dunk is absolutely retarded

>Tim will whine and bitch about how awful the storm surge is and how much he hates it
>but SN has zero problem uploading every single one to their YouTube page
>because they get like five times the views of the average SN video
>because ad revenue :^)
Buncha faggots 2bh.

why would sportsnet operate based on tim's opinions?

for me, it's sid

what does the shitty takes of a laffsnet talking head have to do with the content they upload?

>sportsnet making ad revenue off of nhls copyrighted broadcast material

Nope.

New thread

grim

>why would they have any consistency as a company?

>shorks
"no"

you're retarded

>that early
fucking no

dis gon be good

Counterpoint: you're retarded.

wew lads

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New thread lads

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well rogers paid billions for the broadcasting rights. they need to make some of the money back.

reminder not to use that thread even after 500

>30+ posts early
>Sharts-themed OP
yikes

stop

>shit thread with 0 discussion about anything
>moving slows as fuck
>hey i'll shit it up even more by linking to a new thread knowing everyones autism will flair!!

Absolute state of this community. Can't beleive i've spent the last 3 hours laying in bed refreshing this thread.

you should have gone to church

when will there be a /hoc/ for Canadians only? the scandis can come too

Church is shit now

>refreshing this thread

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HARD shant

Only SHIT sermons this morning, thanks pastor Gary.

New thread

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Shall be making a proper Caniac thread at 500 to retaliate.

Ok see you in 3 hours when we finally hit500

For me, it’s making a blatantly early thread using a sunbelt team macros as the OP image so that the janitor, when faced with multiple /hoc/ threads is forced to delete the newer threads, showing discontent between janitors and /hoc/ posters and snowbelt and sunbelt posters simultaneously. Yes I’m Jewish and a New York Rangers fan but that has nothing to do with my choice of shitposting style.

See you then, buddy.

>Another Relocanes sperg OP
Thanks for letting me know early. I'll be back later in the afternoon

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jesus, cry some more

Shant

You mean if we keep making them, we can drive you away for good?

At least he gave us a warning this time

Dont worry I'll make a schedule one

reminder that /hoc/ is a hockey general not a Carolinigger general

What did the absolute madman mean by this?

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Isnt ot a huge coindidinfe that the dykepuck poster quit basically after the championship game last weekend? He/she was told that they wouldn't be getting paid lmao

Why did you save this? Why did you post this?

I can't fucking read this. Just write it normal. No one thinks you're cool.

Boring

>Isnt ot a huge coindidinfe
did you have a mini stroke lad

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NYR 3-0 PHI

CAR @ PIT, 5 pm
MIN @ ARZ, 5 pm (2 pm Pacific)
CBJ @ BUF, 6 pm
BOS @ DET, 7:30
CGY @ SJS, 8 pm (5 pm Pacific)

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

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500

...

based

this should be a banner

>a team with 85 points is in the playoffs

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A team with 92 points isnt