El Bottlico

United will field toddlers if City wining against them means Liverpool cry

What if they need to win (which they might) to qualify for CL next year though

can tottenham btfo city in the ucl?

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No they fucking won't

uh...pretty sure TSU is winning the CL

To them cucking Liverpool is more important than qualifying for the CL.

Yes they will.

Man United isn't run by United fans you fucking idiot. The players and manager want champions league football next season

The players and manager do want CL football next season, yes. But they want to cuck Liverpool even more.

No, they don't. The team is filled with fucking mercs. They don't give a shit about any contrived rivalry

el claSLIPco

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OGS is good at brainwashing mercs into buying into the rivalry. He learned it from SAF.

And he knows his job is much more secure with champions league football.

He doesn't actually need the job. He can always go back to Norway. Besides, even his higher ups know that not making the CL is but a small price to pay for a huge reward of Liverpool not winning the league. The fans will love them more for it and spend even more to make up for the lost CL revenue.

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Out of those i'd say the first is the most likely.
I still think Barcelona or Tsuventus might manage to win the CL though, Klopp and Man City are both chokers in Europe.

>Barcelona
They are utter shite mate, their game plan is "pass it to messi lol", and if messi has a bad game the whole team crumbles (see the game against lyon away)

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anthem of the game

I disagree. Their passing triangles are awesome.

>He doesn't actually need the job
So he doesn't want the job? Fuck off retard

>He can always go back to Norway
managing a worse team in a shit league for less money

Ignoring the fact that city are superior to united and will just beat them anyway

I am a Utd fan and I would personally want us to roll over to city if it meant Liverpool fucking up but I believe spurs will get at least a point today and Liverpool will drop further points before the end of the season

Does anyone else have fantasies about infiltrating the Liverpool team canteen and putting AIDS in their food

yeah all the time mate u have no idea

>Man United isn't run by United fans
>Who is Ole, Mick Phelan and Carrick

Well, it's not like he said "I want to quit my old job and take this one permanently". It was always "It'd be great if they hired me permanently".

You know that shit doesn't actually work right?

It does work. I gave my ex gf AIDS this way

I mean unless they have ulcers in their mouth or something, but I don't expect the average pro footballer to let it go untreated, least not the Liverpool players.

You’re a faggot

I actually learned about HIV transmission in school, m8.

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Can see Tootenham winning here, there's a wave of positivity surrounding the club now that the new stadium has been finished

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The chokico.

Barry Bane will destroy you

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He is a big Mong

for tsu

That would be pathetic and United fans would riot over United intentionally losing a game against their local rivals at the cost of top 4. No United fan wants the prospect of City winning the quadruple either.

good spurs are fucking trash

Why is Tottenham so shit?

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Lads, it's Tottenham

Wtf I love women now.

Well Spurs won this round of El Bottlico, if the aim was to be the biggest bottlers.

Unironically yes.

Just don't play Coutinho for fucks sake.

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Liverpool double, good task master