imagine how much he would score without Schnabeljunge holding him back
Ian Thompson
remember: today 15:15 Buyern - Wolfsburg with Pernille
Owen White
tom should khs
Leo Ramirez
but unironically
Jordan Robinson
Friendly reminder:
Uli Hoeness im DSF-Doppelpass vor einigen Jahren: "Wer ist auf Dauer ihr grösster Rivale? Hoffenheim? Wolfsburg? Schalke oder Dortmund"?
Hoeness:"Sie werden lachen...Fortuna Düsseldorf...dieser Verein ist ein schlafender Riese. Wenn da mal richtige Leute am Werk wären. Der würde alles toppen können, denn nur Düsseldorf hat alles wie kein anderer Verein, nicht mal der HSV: Begeistere, hungrige Fans, perfektes Stadion, Starke Wirtschaftskraft im Umland, hohe Marke als Sportverein"!
WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US BROS?
Ethan Gomez
today starts the upper playoff of /best bundes/, Im sure you cant wait to tune in
14:30 Wolfsberger AC - LASK 14:30 Sturm Graz - SKN St. Poelten 17:00 RB Salzburg - Austria Wien
points from the first 22 games got divided by 2 and rounded down if uneven, Salzburg only 4pt ahead of LASK atm
>points from the first 22 games got divided by 2 and rounded down if uneven lmoa artificial excitement
Isaiah Nguyen
SHUT UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The people in charge of our stadium need to be SHOT
Jaxon Turner
>PSG linked to Wendell Oh god yes please
Justin Davis
Der Franzacken hundesohn nervt Der Penner soll erstmal deutsch lernen Ein Miststück sondergleichen
Tyler James
finally some good games today
Jackson Turner
der franzose ist ok uezs lass ihn in ruhe
David Bell
Was, wenn ich ihn nicht in Ruhe lasse? Was willste dann machen, Mirko?
Jack Bailey
>some guy copied my () post The fuck? Anyways, I got rid of it with the help of Flohsamenpulver mixed with water. Leinsamen (with joghurt or something) might also work
Andrew Cox
It's like when the menstruation cycles of girls sync
Jace Garcia
Who will sign pigeon-kun?
David Evans
Der Frosch ist basiert. Verarscht PSG und Buyern - der kann bleiben. Der Fettsack andererseits muss weg.
James Bailey
vallah ich zieh den ami bald 1 bombe von seite ja
Matthew Powell
Imagine what the Eintracht Adler would do to this fat birb
Christian Taylor
>dopa verpasst weil wegen die zeitumstellung lol
Landon Lewis
For me it's lask linz
Noah Richardson
>watchin dopa
wew
Nathan Robinson
>not watching dopa when they make fun of Buyern and avoiding it when they circlejerk
Nolan Perez
Today Wonty roasted the long haired dude for dating old chicks, how can DOPA even compete?
Levi Brown
based
Ayden Price
>not watching dopa by default during your sunday frühstück lol
Jonathan King
Oh btw Rummenige and Watzke next week at Wonty
Xavier Martinez
Hab dein Post gemeldet Kollege.
Adam Williams
>"if you missed the dopa you can rewatch it here sport1.de/dopa :)" >latest episode not online based
Jace Morales
yes yes i am here now what was it senpai?
Jeremiah King
Literally who can stop us JONAS HECTOR FUßBALLGOTT
Luis Barnes
Gib 411 on this pl0x
Jaxson White
löw can fuck off
Colton Baker
köln can fuck off ;__;
Bentley Howard
>Stein auf Stein Stein um Stein
Logan Gomez
rip Schleusener u were 2 yung
Joseph Morris
Egal wie jung du bist, Moukoko ist jünger.
James Flores
as a based RBL consumer you get to hear almost every opponent's anthem prematch it's a really nice touch
Andrew Hughes
Fick ja Effzeh
Owen Rivera
this is depressing. we are literally the dortmund of the 2nd bundes. half a season we look like a team on one level with your bremens, your wolfsburgs, your herthas. next half we look like 1860 münchen. FUCK!
Hat antisemitische Verschwörungstheorien verbreitet.
Thomas Williams
quick! call Ralle!
Elijah Moore
I guess it is save to say that we are watching the DFB-Pokal semifinal right now, correct? Turn on ARD or use their livestream.
Mason Hall
if you people knew how irrelevant football was in the usa you'd be more than a little concerned that a black kid from new york is playing effectively in midfield for a top level bundesliga club.
John Hughes
Post webms
William Reyes
he was just mad af saying weird sarcastic stuff, cant really explain
Christopher Young
Yes I am watching Gent-Wevelgem
Xavier Hernandez
>wanted to do something on friday >wanted to go to bochum on saturday >wanted to go to hannover today >instead i got sick FICK EINFACH MEIN WOCHENENDE HOCH
Gabriel Baker
He's such a condescending cunt, his way of talking alone makes me want to vomit.
Ayden Taylor
tom may post webbums.
btw right before they kick off they made a circle leaning forward to the centre and all the pantie's wear shining through the filmsy white shorts..Requesting webm of that moment.
Fuck Mann, sitze im Bus und verdurste. Sonntagsspiel war anstrengend, und Sonne hat gut geknallt. Meine Wasserflasche ist schon leer, weil ich dem Gegner was abgegeben hab.
>Mir ist inzwischen egal, ob ich 20, 50 oder 100 Prozent Steuern zahle. Mir geht es um die kleinen Leute.
Elijah Hill
nö
John Walker
ABS fuming itt
Jaxon Walker
What is more pathetic?
Schalke unironically celebrating a goal against Hannover or Hannover for losing against current day >schalke?
Jacob Bailey
>Übergangstrainer Huub Stevens (Foto) arbeitet beim FC Schalke 04 bisher ohne Vertrag. „Ich habe nichts unterschrieben. Vielleicht kommt da noch was, wegen der Bürokratie“ >he does it for free
Gavin Diaz
Deutscher Meister wird nur Schalke 04
Joseph Carter
only HT plenty of time for >schalke
Jayden Bailey
>Mir ist inzwischen egal, ob ich 10, 20 oder 30 Prozent Steuern zahle. taxation is theft, egal obs ein Cent ist oder Tausend Euro
DEUTSCHER MEISTER WIRD NUR DER S04 HATERS BTFO WE BACK BOIS
Jaxson Mitchell
watching the slip now
Kevin Ortiz
spurs a shit
Adam Evans
jz 1 bierschiss
Jackson Miller
what's the /bundes/ verdict on memezierl?
Camden Lee
based Hinteregger will lead Frankfurt into the CL.
Nolan Sanders
Would have become a legend if he had stayed at Schalke, and Schalke would have won the league and CL by now with him.
Sadly, it shouldnt be.
Austin Carter
We are currently at 26 goals in 9 games. We need one more goal to get the clean 3 goals per game average.
Ryder Stewart
fucking hell vettel
Joseph Clark
The 3 goals per game average autist should fucking kys himself desu desu lads
Jacob Murphy
I will, if the season-wide average falls below 3.
Nathan Gomez
Weiße Unterhose und es ist schon wieder paßiert.
Sebastian Campbell
Nimm halt Tampons wie jeder normale Mensch.
Adam Peterson
Sorry I'm late
Justin Thompson
>Schwarz und Weß wie schön (((diverdity))) is deeply ingrained in Frankfurt's tradition, yes?
Blake Powell
cringe
Josiah Hill
Is Dortmund still the bundesliga's designated boipussy club?
Justin Roberts
>mercedesinslol
why do we watch this shit again?
Joshua Scott
yes, thanks for asking
Jack Martin
didnt watch australia gp. only seen the results and told myself to skip this season because of mercwinslol. then i see ferrari finished 1-2 in the quali for this weekend. i got baited into watching the race, hoping that things might change. what a disappointment!
Luis Sanders
>Beck ffs
Jason Anderson
19:09 echte liebe
Wyatt Jones
>superior german cars win big surprise, don't watch it
Nicholas Morgan
Der 3 Tore pro Spiel Schnitt ist intakt.
Kevin Clark
autism
Zachary Adams
ALTER WIR SPIELEN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!
Henry Reed
This season has made me gain alot of interest in Frankfurt, love watching them in EL aswell, I dont even care if its recency bias but Kostic is god tier. Hopefully will get to see Rebic in the EL game
dafür hilft jemand nem mongo beim arsch abwischen digga
Julian Ramirez
Jovic pretty much
Isaiah Johnson
Don't think so. They can probably keep Hinteregger, Fernandes is too old to be moving anyway, Da Costa is sort of flying under the radar right now, Dortmund would probably be ok with selling them Rode. Really the only ones they have to worry about are Jovic and Haller. They probably will lose Jovic though
Owen Howard
well done, now he's feeling even worse
Thomas Long
But i hate retards. If sluts are allowed to abort as many fatherless bastards as they like why can't they euthanize a few retards before birth? Shit only costs tax money.
Ryder Reed
So do cum ex deals yet bankers are still allowed to breathe.
Austin Sanders
Fag
Isaac Myers
Fag
Sebastian Nelson
Rothschild goons please leave
Cameron Morris
Because everyone needs banks to get a loan. No one needs extra-chromosome Anathalie-Maria.
Ryan Jones
woke af
Christopher Martin
If PSG does not score a goal this game, Bremen is the only team in a European "top league" that has scored in every game of its season.
>when she asks "Was machst du denn sonst noch gerne außer Fußball?" well it was nice while it lasted
Chase Phillips
ask her what SHE is doing instead. fucking cunts never have any hobbys but expect you to be a multilingual indiana jones with a knack for bakery and restoring muscle cars from the 60s.
Jose Hughes
she is asking one question after another rrreee i cant even get one out myself
the best thing is when they think you are a manchild for playing video games but then they hang on their stupid smartphones doing photoapp shit or playing fucking candy crush for hours
Jace Nelson
lesen, klavierspielen, sport. treiben, ausgehen etc. ist doch nicht schwierig
Andrew Long
but you are a manchild if you consider vidya a hobby of yours
Nicholas Rivera
aber user, das ist doch alles gelogen. naja außer das klavierspielen
Thomas Sullivan
my favourite hobby is /bundes/ :^)
Carter Foster
This Gets you all the ladies
Jose Ross
omg this
Lincoln Reyes
just ask yourself: outside of sex, do you need a woman in your life right now?
Lucas Torres
>when she asks "Was machst du denn sonst noch gerne außer Fußball?" "knutsching with you" works every time
Thomas Campbell
Neither lesen nor ausgehen are difficult to lie about to be perfectly desu Just say you’re currently re-reading your favourite Fontane novel (Unterm Birnbaum, an unfairly underrated classic) due to it being Fontane Jahr. And that you like to visit popular local bar X and club Y.
Ryder Myers
moruq gehe gern funpark ya
Ethan Moore
>Just say you’re currently re-reading your favourite Fontane novel (Unterm Birnbaum, an unfairly underrated classic) due to it being Fontane Jahr.
My girlfriend make 60% of my wage and pays the electricity bill, her car note, and every other grocery bill, and also has several subs she lets me use whenever i want, saving me money on that as well. Without her i would have a lot less disposable income and that would definitely cut into my QoL. Cant imagine life having to worry about overspending at a bar or on video games and other things i like. No way to live really.
Jack Jones
>spending money on video games lumo
Jaxson Parker
nachti
Angel Mitchell
hello is Tyler Adams playing good in /bundes/? pls respond thank you
Adrian Torres
Even after you mentioned him I am not aware that he even exists.
Alexander Hill
Literally who
James Mitchell
Me
Asher Price
Yes
Gabriel Thomas
Anybody got a team pick flowchart?
Oliver Cox
Pick the team to which your heart leads you. Either that, or Gladbach.
Colton Clark
I said you!
Jason King
Ihr deutsche seit wie schwense im pool keiner is hart
Gabriel Rivera
good night
Josiah Lewis
yes yes
Ryan Lee
yes
Liam James
Who is the grauest Maus right now?
Levi Wilson
Wie viele Daumen nach oben für den AfD?
Kayden Torres
keinen uezs die sind unwählbar und haben einfach einen schlechten ruf
Luis Cook
Gar nix. Ich werde dich komplett ignorieren, genau wie deine Eltern. :)
>mesut Özil IS a good boy: he's the perfect example of multi-kulti >millions of muslims living in parallel societies and dreaming of slaughtering infidels while raping literally every white woman: t-that has nothing to do with multi-kulti
Hunter Allen
>he doesn't tell her that his only hobby is watching her sucking his cock
>Ist die Ausgangslage für den Rekordmeister nach der verlorenen Tabellenführung schlechter? Oder macht ihn das 1:1 in Freiburg sogar stärker? Zwei SPOX-Redakteure diskutieren.
>"Vielleicht ist es aber genau diese Drucksituation, die das Team von Niko Kovac im Spiel der Spiele braucht, um sein Maximum abzurufen. >Wären die Münchner punktgleich mit ihrem Herausforderer aus Dortmund, bestünde die Gefahr, dass sie mit angezogener Handbremse ins Spiel gehen. Jetzt steht fest: Sie müssen auf Sieg spielen, um sechs Spieltage vor Schluss alle Trümpfe in der Hand zu halten. >Das setzt bei mental starken Spielern, wie die Münchner sie zu Genüge in ihren Reihen wissen, Kräfte frei. Nicht so wie beim Aus in der Königsklasse gegen Liverpool, als man nach dem 0:0 im Hinspiel den Eindruck hatte, die Bayern würden vor heimischem Publikum nicht so recht im Klaren darüber sein, ob sie nun druckvoll und mutig nach vorne spielen sollen oder nicht."
>got kicked out of the CL against Liverpool because they drawed away instead of losing >lose two points to Dortmund against Freiburg to gain an advantage for the direct clash against the rival
How can anyone compete with Buyern at infinite dimension chess?
Connor Morris
Hello
Jose White
I /bundes/
Christian Rivera
is he good? or has the bundesliga fallen way off? and no, you can't be good from the usa. you can be pushed by a marketing agenda like pulisic or some chinese guy in the nba.
wtf i thought this is april fools joke but the admin made a tl;dr post about this yesterday. not gonna lie, this feels strange. perhaps its time to switch careers and become an internet pirate.
1. article 13 goes into effect 2. not all normies but a significant portion of them gets fed up with having to fight with THE FILTER every time they want to upload their favorite animal video 3. user the venture capitalist recognizes a hole in the market 4. create new platform akin to livejournal 5. hide all content behind a low paywall 6. filter the retard cant snoop around on my site 7. filter BTFO
Article 13 only targets platforms, it doesn't make sense to block EU users, unless they want to make it harder for rights-holders to discover their content, but everyone can use a VPS these days.
>Für Trainer Lucien Favre bieten sich für das Topspiel beim FC Bayern am Samstag (18.30 Uhr, LIVE! bei kicker.de) zwei Optionen auf der Linksverteidiger-Position: Raphael Guerreiro, so wie in der Schlussphase gegen Wolfsburg, oder Marcel Schmelzer, der nach regelmäßigen Einsätzen zu Saisonbeginn in der Versenkung verschwunden ist. >Marcel Schmelzer
you don't have to worry about EU law if you block EU. do you think obscure chinese imageboards now have to worry about upload filters too?
Nicholas Bell
very good work fren
Henry Scott
t. malnourished lauch without any sperm
Jose Walker
upboated
Jackson Thompson
Why did that post trigger you so?
Carter Anderson
because normal people know that veganism is retarded
Tyler Rodriguez
nice
Ethan Brooks
So is the pic the brexit posted
Noah Martin
>Wie die in Barcelona ansässige Zeitung „Sport“ vermeldet, haben die Bayern ihre Bemühungen um de Ligt jedoch zurückgefahren und nun mit Hakim Ziyech (Foto) das Werben um einen anderen Ajax-Profi intensiviert.
Jason Young
Festgeldkonto already running out miau
Levi Perez
>(foto)
Carson King
Online platforms / their operators have a physical presence somewhere. If it's inside the EU, local laws will soon implement the copyright directive and the platform must follow it. If it's outside the EU, nothing happens.
Jack Garcia
>hernandez, hudson odoi, werner, pepe, terodde wow so THIS is the true power of the festgeldkonto
Angel Adams
Negers bitte, just wait 30~ sec or a bit longer for Beethoven to start playing, then you get a button "yes frend Im not EU", click it and you are back to bernding
dies werner wird nach zwei jahren buyern nach portsmouth abgeschoben
Dylan Jenkins
decent, but thats not pigeon is it
Ian Allen
leute richtig geil schnitzel fressen nachher ja mit bilse
Michael Rogers
Jz 1 Stuhlgang
Ryder Morales
Go suck on a zucchini you mentally ill malnourished slave, enjoy your impotence, sunken face, brittle bones and Alzheimer’s disease you brainwashed NWO basedschnitzelwog
It shows your score and unlocked perks in the green box you get on top of the screen when you post with Yea Forums X where it usually says "Post successful"
Wyatt Green
haha seht euch mal den bummer an
Aaron Adams
help please
Josiah Lopez
>No Raman
Why do they hate us so much FortunaBros?
Jack Clark
Looks like he didn't have any fortune, amirite?
Daniel Jackson
ughh haha, hehe Raman is better than Lukebakio tßh Still gets no love from the Blegium NT
Christian Lopez
>Lelgium
Carter Campbell
based
Ethan Garcia
Raman would play on the wing for Germany tßh Yeah, he's better than Gnbry Also twice as smart as Werner and a better finisher, too.
Owen Rivera
last year's april fools was better
Landon Morales
I didn't think I'd ever reply to a flag like this with words like this but
only once per hour or something though don't be a dyke, share a like
Leo Jones
don't talk shit about billa, faget
Caleb Davis
nah, still hanging out in front of the tipico
Anthony Gutierrez
doesn't even work with JS disabled, no way to enter the solved captcha elmander
Kayden Sullivan
HOHOHOHAHAHAHAHIHIHIHEHEHEHEHHAHA You're making it even worse, mutt. God, I wish we would have dropped nukes on you guys back in the last good war.
Isaiah Bailey
...
Jacob Williams
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i find today to be a very interesting experiment. the board is utter SHIT! it appears that the technical specs of a social website determine how its users act.
echt nen krasses social experiment alter, wenn dir mein video gefallen hat, lass doch nen däumchen da
Camden Campbell
Ein Däumchen wär 'n Träumchen
Zachary Carter
Das DFB-Sportgericht hat Bayer Leverkusen im Einzelrichterverfahren nach Anklageerhebung durch den Kontrollausschuss wegen unsportlichen Verhaltens seiner Anhänger mit einer Geldstrafe in Höhe von 30.000 Euro belegt.
In der 1. Minute des Bundesligaspiels bei Borussia Dortmund am 24. Februar (2:3) wurden im Gästeblock mindestens 30 Bengalische Feuer abgebrannt.
Der Verein hat dem Urteil zugestimmt, es ist damit rechtskräftig.
Kayden Roberts
jawoll alder
Zachary Sanchez
*pukes*
Gavin Hughes
30 Bengalos? Hatte jeder Leverkusen Fan zwei in der Hand?
We here at BTN feel that the world has been missing a food themed tracker, so we've taken it upon ourselves to fill that void! Welcome to Flavortown! Starting today, BTN will become IDT... It's Dinner Time! We will welcome all food-based content, including TV shows, movies, cookbooks, and textbooks! Eat to your contentment! For now broadcasthe.net/ will forward to itsdinnerti.me/ to give everyone time to update their links and favorites, but within a month we will convert fully to the new URL!
1-3 Buyern wins 4-5 Dortmund wins 6 ERA OF THE BULL
Ryan Phillips
Didn't think this subreddit could get any worse
Juan Jenkins
upvoted! so true!😂
Jayden Lee
Test
Ryder Phillips
>Now we have Amis AND Brexits Ugh🏴
Elijah Moore
Check my score
Nolan Green
found it out by myself ösi
Cameron Diaz
as I remember it >draw >duselmund slips on >s04 >bayernwinslol K I N O I N O
For at least one day this would mean everyone would forget about Vizekusen.
Joshua Smith
👌
Lucas Jackson
i want new percs🙁
Asher Rogers
#metwo
Evan Robinson
work for it
Thomas Martinez
Tried messing with the score, but it doesn't take my values
Adrian Evans
what was it uezs
Daniel Cooper
everyone got a hat or smth
Andrew Brooks
let's end this farce and trade likes post for post desu
Blake Ramirez
got card wflag bflag as new percs now thenks frens♦️
Ethan Richardson
Gas all frog posters and Jews :DD
Ryan Bell
>Bayern Münchens Präsident Uli Hoeneß (Foto) hat in einem ausführlichen Interview mit dem Vereinsmagazins „51“ seine lange Amtszeit beim Rekordmeister Revue passieren lassen. Dabei verriet der 67-Jährige, der seit 1979 fast durchgängig in der Führungsetage der Münchner aktiv ist, auch einige kuriose und gescheiterte Transfers des FC Bayern >Wir treffen uns am Abend zum Essen – um halb zwölf!‘ Das hieß, wir konnten nicht mehr heimfliegen. Wir hatten nicht mal eine Zahnbürste dabei, nichts“, erklärte Hoeneß. „Er kam dann erst um halb eins, wir saßen bis drei Uhr zusammen. Ich werde nie vergessen: Wir haben Percebes-Muscheln gegessen – die spritzen, wenn man sie aufmacht. Mein Hemd hat danach ausgesehen… Weil tags darauf Sonntag war, konnten wir nicht mal Hemden kaufen. So saßen wir dann im Flieger.“ transfermarkt.de/gullits-butler-eine-ziege-im-auto-hoeness-uber-kuriose-und-gescheiterte-transfers/view/news/332695