/bundes/

*tauber edition*

>upcoming mätches:

SUNDAY 30/03

/bundes/
15:30 Hannover 96 - FC Schalke 04
18:00 Eintracht Frankfurt - VfB Stuttgart

2nd /bundes/
13:30 1. FC Köln - Holstein Kiel
13:30 FC Ingolstadt - SV Sandhausen
13:30 SpVgg Greuther Fürth - Arminia Bielefeld

MONDAY 01/04

2nd /bundes/
20:30 Erzgebirge Aue - Dynamo Dresden

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kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/745841/artikel_bvb-schock_op-und-saisonaus-fuer-hakimi.html
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typing-speed.net/ranking
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itsdinnerti.me/
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era of the bull

good night

yes yes having 1 last schnaps here

Bayern will still win the league

UND WIR SCHMEISSEN STEIN AUF STEIN
AUF DIE ELF VOM NIEDERRHEIN
SCHEISS BORUSSIA
MONGGLADBACH
DENN DU BIST EIN SCHEISS VEREIN

ok good night

Can Hannover do it? Can they beat > Schalke? I don't have high hopes to be desu with you

BASED AND REDBULLED

You're banned from 4channel or Yea Forums only?
Also: Based.

Heil Hitler

I'm not sure. Anytime I try and go onto Yea Forums it just redirects me to the 4channel equivalent

Ohhhooohhhhh we're Hinty Army now
Ohhhooohhhhh we're Hint Army
now

era of the pigeon

>tǿm

1x (one) golden boot please

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imagine how much he would score without Schnabeljunge holding him back

remember: today 15:15 Buyern - Wolfsburg with Pernille

tom should khs

but unironically

Friendly reminder:

Uli Hoeness im DSF-Doppelpass vor einigen Jahren: "Wer ist auf Dauer ihr grösster Rivale? Hoffenheim? Wolfsburg? Schalke oder Dortmund"?


Hoeness:"Sie werden lachen...Fortuna Düsseldorf...dieser Verein ist ein schlafender Riese. Wenn da mal richtige Leute am Werk wären. Der würde alles toppen können, denn nur Düsseldorf hat alles wie kein anderer Verein, nicht mal der HSV: Begeistere, hungrige Fans, perfektes Stadion, Starke Wirtschaftskraft im Umland, hohe Marke als Sportverein"!

WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US BROS?

today starts the upper playoff of /best bundes/, Im sure you cant wait to tune in

14:30 Wolfsberger AC - LASK
14:30 Sturm Graz - SKN St. Poelten
17:00 RB Salzburg - Austria Wien

points from the first 22 games got divided by 2 and rounded down if uneven, Salzburg only 4pt ahead of LASK atm

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No Vorwärts Steyr no care

>Düsseldorf hat alles wie kein anderer Verein: ... perfektes Stadion
KFC Uerdingen

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>points from the first 22 games got divided by 2 and rounded down if uneven
lmoa artificial excitement

SHUT UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The people in charge of our stadium need to be SHOT

>PSG linked to Wendell
Oh god yes please

Der Franzacken hundesohn nervt
Der Penner soll erstmal deutsch lernen
Ein Miststück sondergleichen

finally some good games today

der franzose ist ok uezs lass ihn in ruhe

Was, wenn ich ihn nicht in Ruhe lasse?
Was willste dann machen, Mirko?

>some guy copied my () post
The fuck? Anyways, I got rid of it with the help of Flohsamenpulver mixed with water. Leinsamen (with joghurt or something) might also work

It's like when the menstruation cycles of girls sync

Who will sign pigeon-kun?

Der Frosch ist basiert. Verarscht PSG und Buyern - der kann bleiben. Der Fettsack andererseits muss weg.

vallah ich zieh den ami bald 1 bombe von seite ja

Imagine what the Eintracht Adler would do to this fat birb

>dopa verpasst weil wegen die zeitumstellung
lol

For me it's lask linz

>watchin dopa

wew

>not watching dopa when they make fun of Buyern and avoiding it when they circlejerk

Today Wonty roasted the long haired dude for dating old chicks, how can DOPA even compete?

based

>not watching dopa by default during your sunday frühstück
lol

Oh btw Rummenige and Watzke next week at Wonty

Hab dein Post gemeldet Kollege.

>"if you missed the dopa you can rewatch it here sport1.de/dopa :)"
>latest episode not online
based

yes yes i am here now
what was it senpai?

Literally who can stop us
JONAS HECTOR FUßBALLGOTT

Gib 411 on this pl0x

löw can fuck off

köln can fuck off ;__;

>Stein auf Stein
Stein um Stein

rip Schleusener
u were 2 yung

Egal wie jung du bist, Moukoko ist jünger.

as a based RBL consumer you get to hear almost every opponent's anthem prematch
it's a really nice touch

Fick ja Effzeh

this is depressing. we are literally the dortmund of the 2nd bundes. half a season we look like a team on one level with your bremens, your wolfsburgs, your herthas. next half we look like 1860 münchen. FUCK!

>Lezcano

>dirtmund wins with refball AND luck
lol

>luck

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>Bayern doesn't win
oh NONONO

>beckmann SEETHING at dopa
lol why is he even invited

Jz 1 Steak und 2 Berner Würstchen vom Grill. Dazu Mineralwasser.

>Dazu Mineralwasser.
imola

what did he say?

>Haidara GOATing it up
>about to sell Werner to Bayern and weaken them

E O T B

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Hat antisemitische Verschwörungstheorien verbreitet.

quick! call Ralle!

I guess it is save to say that we are watching the DFB-Pokal semifinal right now, correct? Turn on ARD or use their livestream.

if you people knew how irrelevant football was in the usa you'd be more than a little concerned that a black kid from new york is playing effectively in midfield for a top level bundesliga club.

Post webms

he was just mad af saying weird sarcastic stuff, cant really explain

Yes I am watching Gent-Wevelgem

>wanted to do something on friday
>wanted to go to bochum on saturday
>wanted to go to hannover today
>instead i got sick
FICK EINFACH MEIN WOCHENENDE HOCH

He's such a condescending cunt, his way of talking alone makes me want to vomit.

tom may post webbums.

btw right before they kick off they made a circle leaning forward to the centre and all the pantie's wear shining through the filmsy white shorts..Requesting webm of that moment.

fuck off and make your own thread tom

SANDCASTLE

based goal

>Jens "Jens Keller" Keller

Chimpout between Maritz and Lohmann

we are watching the schalke btw

>watching sports
krinsch

JENS KELLER
JENS KELLER
JENS KELLER

and we'll be rooting for Hannover \o/

duh

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Wann startet die Formel 1 an?

Based CARO HANSEN.

not bundes related. Fuck off wih this cringe.

Who?

not bundes related. Fuck off wih this cringe.

Jill Roord detected!

Wer macht auch gerne mal vorne ein rein?

MAKE ME HARDER, PERNILLE!

17:10

Fuck Mann, sitze im Bus und verdurste. Sonntagsspiel war anstrengend, und Sonne hat gut geknallt. Meine Wasserflasche ist schon leer, weil ich dem Gegner was abgegeben hab.

stop playing with your phone, zoomer faggot

This, play with your penis instead.

>vroom vroom
>squeak
>möp möp

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>Damjanovic, Wenninger off
>Rolfö, Magull on

Doppelwechsel 4 minutes before HT? The tree is burning in muncheat.

>getting dabbed on by the mighty city of Hangover

Why do I even care anymore, why dont I kill myself instead of forcing myself to watch that shit week after week?

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absolute state of >schalke

What happened?

>hangover

apologise

>Mir ist inzwischen egal, ob ich 20, 50 oder 100 Prozent Steuern zahle. Mir geht es um die kleinen Leute.

ABS fuming itt

What is more pathetic?

Schalke unironically celebrating a goal against Hannover or Hannover for losing against current day >schalke?

>Übergangstrainer Huub Stevens (Foto) arbeitet beim FC Schalke 04 bisher ohne Vertrag. „Ich habe nichts unterschrieben. Vielleicht kommt da noch was, wegen der Bürokratie“
>he does it for free

Deutscher Meister wird nur Schalke 04

only HT
plenty of time for >schalke

>Mir ist inzwischen egal, ob ich 10, 20 oder 30 Prozent Steuern zahle. taxation is theft, egal obs ein Cent ist oder Tausend Euro

Hannover fans are aware how shit they are

basierr

after the game, we will be watching the liverpool

Pajor is cute. CUTE!

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japantimes.co.jp/news/2019/03/29/national/613000-japan-aged-40-64-recluses-says-first-government-survey-hikikomori/

yes

Had to first google to make sure its not a trap

P E R N I L L E
H
A
R
D
E
R

Is it true that Pernille Harder is gay? (pls no)

schnauze tom

...

We Hinti-Army now.

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His biggest rival is the Bundespolizei.

xG is only relevant when Bayern loses

DEUTSCHER MEISTER WIRD NUR DER S04
HATERS BTFO WE BACK BOIS

watching the slip now

spurs a shit

jz 1 bierschiss

what's the /bundes/ verdict on memezierl?

based Hinteregger will lead Frankfurt into the CL.

Would have become a legend if he had stayed at Schalke, and Schalke would have won the league and CL by now with him.

Sadly, it shouldnt be.

We are currently at 26 goals in 9 games. We need one more goal to get the clean 3 goals per game average.

fucking hell vettel

The 3 goals per game average autist should fucking kys himself desu desu lads

I will, if the season-wide average falls below 3.

Weiße Unterhose und es ist schon wieder paßiert.

Nimm halt Tampons wie jeder normale Mensch.

Sorry I'm late

>Schwarz und Weß wie schön
(((diverdity))) is deeply ingrained in Frankfurt's tradition, yes?

cringe

Is Dortmund still the bundesliga's designated boipussy club?

>mercedesinslol

why do we watch this shit again?

yes, thanks for asking

didnt watch australia gp. only seen the results and told myself to skip this season because of mercwinslol. then i see ferrari finished 1-2 in the quali for this weekend. i got baited into watching the race, hoping that things might change. what a disappointment!

>Beck
ffs

19:09 echte liebe

>superior german cars win
big surprise, don't watch it

Der 3 Tore pro Spiel Schnitt ist intakt.

autism

ALTER WIR SPIELEN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!

This season has made me gain alot of interest in Frankfurt, love watching them in EL aswell, I dont even care if its recency bias but Kostic is god tier. Hopefully will get to see Rebic in the EL game

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Cant wait for everybody else to poach half the team and kill off Frankfurt again. Same shit, every single time.

>we

might keep a few if they get 4th

Is there anyone confirmed leaving yet ?

wieder bei Aktion Mensch verloren

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dafür hilft jemand nem mongo beim arsch abwischen digga

Jovic pretty much

Don't think so. They can probably keep Hinteregger, Fernandes is too old to be moving anyway, Da Costa is sort of flying under the radar right now, Dortmund would probably be ok with selling them Rode. Really the only ones they have to worry about are Jovic and Haller. They probably will lose Jovic though

well done, now he's feeling even worse

But i hate retards. If sluts are allowed to abort as many fatherless bastards as they like why can't they euthanize a few retards before birth?
Shit only costs tax money.

So do cum ex deals yet bankers are still allowed to breathe.

Fag

Fag

Rothschild goons please leave

Because everyone needs banks to get a loan.
No one needs extra-chromosome Anathalie-Maria.

woke af

If PSG does not score a goal this game, Bremen is the only team in a European "top league" that has scored in every game of its season.

Based

Tuchel'd

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the drem is ded

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people who look like that are always massive fucking cunts. i dont know why nature intended it to be this way.

Next week then

Grindel seems to be a goner.

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>when she asks "Was machst du denn sonst noch gerne außer Fußball?"
well it was nice while it lasted

ask her what SHE is doing instead. fucking cunts never have any hobbys but expect you to be a multilingual indiana jones with a knack for bakery and restoring muscle cars from the 60s.

she is asking one question after another rrreee i cant even get one out myself

but they do photography, like travel, and music!

post pics

shit test in full force already

whats a shit test

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>fucking cunts never have any hobbys

the best thing is when they think you are a manchild for playing video games but then they hang on their stupid smartphones doing photoapp shit or playing fucking candy crush for hours

lesen, klavierspielen, sport. treiben, ausgehen etc.
ist doch nicht schwierig

but you are a manchild if you consider vidya a hobby of yours

aber user, das ist doch alles gelogen. naja außer das klavierspielen

my favourite hobby is /bundes/ :^)

This
Gets you all the ladies

omg this

just ask yourself: outside of sex, do you need a woman in your life right now?

>when she asks "Was machst du denn sonst noch gerne außer Fußball?"
"knutsching with you"
works every time

Neither lesen nor ausgehen are difficult to lie about to be perfectly desu
Just say you’re currently re-reading your favourite Fontane novel (Unterm Birnbaum, an unfairly underrated classic) due to it being Fontane Jahr.
And that you like to visit popular local bar X and club Y.

moruq gehe gern funpark ya

>Just say you’re currently re-reading your favourite Fontane novel (Unterm Birnbaum, an unfairly underrated classic) due to it being Fontane Jahr.

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>he doesn't list masturbation as his prime hobby

Geh zurück nach Buschdorf.

My girlfriend make 60% of my wage and pays the electricity bill, her car note, and every other grocery bill, and also has several subs she lets me use whenever i want, saving me money on that as well. Without her i would have a lot less disposable income and that would definitely cut into my QoL. Cant imagine life having to worry about overspending at a bar or on video games and other things i like. No way to live really.

>spending money on video games
lumo

nachti

hello is Tyler Adams playing good in /bundes/?
pls respond thank you

Even after you mentioned him I am not aware that he even exists.

Literally who

Me

Yes

Anybody got a team pick flowchart?

Pick the team to which your heart leads you. Either that, or Gladbach.

I said you!

Ihr deutsche seit wie schwense im pool keiner is hart

good night

yes yes

yes

Who is the grauest Maus right now?

Wie viele Daumen nach oben für den AfD?

keinen uezs die sind unwählbar und haben einfach einen schlechten ruf

Gar nix. Ich werde dich komplett ignorieren, genau wie deine Eltern. :)

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>a player can't be good in a sport
>because his country doesn't like said sport

American brainletism, everybody.

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Bist du es, Uli?

>mesut Özil IS a good boy: he's the perfect example of multi-kulti
>millions of muslims living in parallel societies and dreaming of slaughtering infidels while raping literally every white woman: t-that has nothing to do with multi-kulti

>he doesn't tell her that his only hobby is watching her sucking his cock

Never gonna make it, faggot.

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>Ist die Ausgangslage für den Rekordmeister nach der verlorenen Tabellenführung schlechter? Oder macht ihn das 1:1 in Freiburg sogar stärker? Zwei SPOX-Redakteure diskutieren.

>"Vielleicht ist es aber genau diese Drucksituation, die das Team von Niko Kovac im Spiel der Spiele braucht, um sein Maximum abzurufen.
>Wären die Münchner punktgleich mit ihrem Herausforderer aus Dortmund, bestünde die Gefahr, dass sie mit angezogener Handbremse ins Spiel gehen. Jetzt steht fest: Sie müssen auf Sieg spielen, um sechs Spieltage vor Schluss alle Trümpfe in der Hand zu halten.
>Das setzt bei mental starken Spielern, wie die Münchner sie zu Genüge in ihren Reihen wissen, Kräfte frei. Nicht so wie beim Aus in der Königsklasse gegen Liverpool, als man nach dem 0:0 im Hinspiel den Eindruck hatte, die Bayern würden vor heimischem Publikum nicht so recht im Klaren darüber sein, ob sie nun druckvoll und mutig nach vorne spielen sollen oder nicht."

>got kicked out of the CL against Liverpool because they drawed away instead of losing
>lose two points to Dortmund against Freiburg to gain an advantage for the direct clash against the rival

How can anyone compete with Buyern at infinite dimension chess?

Hello

I /bundes/

is he good? or has the bundesliga fallen way off?
and no, you can't be good from the usa. you can be pushed by a marketing agenda like pulisic or some chinese guy in the nba.

Unironisch wie kann ich das umgehen?

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Set the local date on your computer to another day

>diallo out
>hakimi out

It's over.

buyernwinslol!

bundesliga geniuses found a way for people to watch this league

when was the exact moment of Hertha kneeling before the midtable?

yes yes, no hold up a minute
can this really be the bundes?

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wtf i thought this is april fools joke but the admin made a tl;dr post about this yesterday. not gonna lie, this feels strange. perhaps its time to switch careers and become an internet pirate.

so how long until /bundes/ dies too?

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I love that frog

I like this cat

1. article 13 goes into effect
2. not all normies but a significant portion of them gets fed up with having to fight with THE FILTER every time they want to upload their favorite animal video
3. user the venture capitalist recognizes a hole in the market
4. create new platform akin to livejournal
5. hide all content behind a low paywall
6. filter the retard cant snoop around on my site
7. filter BTFO

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how can I invest, Neini?

Article 13 only targets platforms, it doesn't make sense to block EU users, unless they want to make it harder for rights-holders to discover their content, but everyone can use a VPS these days.

kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/745841/artikel_bvb-schock_op-und-saisonaus-fuer-hakimi.html
lol

>Für Trainer Lucien Favre bieten sich für das Topspiel beim FC Bayern am Samstag (18.30 Uhr, LIVE! bei kicker.de) zwei Optionen auf der Linksverteidiger-Position: Raphael Guerreiro, so wie in der Schlussphase gegen Wolfsburg, oder Marcel Schmelzer, der nach regelmäßigen Einsätzen zu Saisonbeginn in der Versenkung verschwunden ist.
>Marcel Schmelzer

hey guys, wikipedia's artikel des tages is about /ourgirls/, please read it to get familiar with the club's history.
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/1._FFC_Turbine_Potsdam

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setting up the kickstarter as we speak. i will accept JPY, USD and bitcoin.

>Article 13 only targets platforms, it doesn't make sense to block EU users
it does though.

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ALEXANDER NÜBEL | The next Manuel Neuer | Best Saves & Skills EVER ! ● 2018/19 - (HD) ~ Despacito 2

testing if score is board wide

whoa :O

>when you make a "like this post or else ..." post on a dumb board

>typing-speed.net/ranking
i reduced again the distance to #1 by 50% today, i think i can do it lads

>veggie burger......veggie hot dog

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>we think it's an aprils fool but it's actually the next step to leddit 2.0

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Mhhh okay I see, these arguments really convinced me.

>some monkey who can't even eat properly thinks veganism is bad
WTF I hate veganism now

what was our nickname for the lefty ösi again? was it alois?

Do they sell Sojafasten in Austria, NCfugee?

i made this

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you don't have to worry about EU law if you block EU. do you think obscure chinese imageboards now have to worry about upload filters too?

very good work fren

t. malnourished lauch without any sperm

upboated

Why did that post trigger you so?

because normal people know that veganism is retarded

nice

So is the pic the brexit posted

>Wie die in Barcelona ansässige Zeitung „Sport“ vermeldet, haben die Bayern ihre Bemühungen um de Ligt jedoch zurückgefahren und nun mit Hakim Ziyech (Foto) das Werben um einen anderen Ajax-Profi intensiviert.

Festgeldkonto already running out
miau

>(foto)

Online platforms / their operators have a physical presence somewhere. If it's inside the EU, local laws will soon implement the copyright directive and the platform must follow it. If it's outside the EU, nothing happens.

>hernandez, hudson odoi, werner, pepe, terodde
wow so THIS is the true power of the festgeldkonto

Negers bitte, just wait 30~ sec or a bit longer for Beethoven to start playing, then you get a button "yes frend Im not EU", click it and you are back to bernding

>werner
thanks for the money bb xoxo

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dies
werner wird nach zwei jahren buyern nach portsmouth abgeschoben

decent, but thats not pigeon is it

leute richtig geil schnitzel fressen nachher ja mit bilse

Jz 1 Stuhlgang

Go suck on a zucchini you mentally ill malnourished slave, enjoy your impotence, sunken face, brittle bones and Alzheimer’s disease you brainwashed NWO basedschnitzelwog

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you are right. so is this all an april fools joke?

@91817003
Krinsch

yes you can enjoy posting in the BND honeypot any time! :D ^^

@91817066
Krinsch

>mfw buyern "Transferoffensive"

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test

>Hernandez, Jovic, Havertz, Griezmann
THIS is the true power

meanwhile IRL
>hernandez, pavard, werner, gnabry contract extension

Why does everybody rate Werner? He is shit at scoring. Germany won't have a proper striker till moukoko comes of age

but that's like 10 years away, we can't wait that long

>Why does everybody rate Werner?
we do? just play a false 9.

tedt

We have to hope Gnabry and Sane can carry us like Robben and Ribery did with Bayern.

btw

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I thought the pigeon would fly the moment he would shoot and he would hit it

in NRW even the pidgeons are hartzers

kek based

I like how everybody just autistically looks at it

alcacer is younger than me but looks twice my age. sad!

revoke this statement immediately

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too bad they didn't include the takes that show the pigeon inside the goal when BAGGO scored

...

Do people honestly believe that that nog will ever play for the first team?

Based Bremen

Dislike!

You would eat that, wouldn't you?

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scorelets not welcome here, pal

Can anyone post a dino?

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Everyone is gonna watch Wismutbullen vs Dynamobullen today, yes?

It doesn't have feathers?

yes based AUA

>can't unlike accidentally liked posts
ugh

Based Taube

Rolled 4 (1d6)

rolling

roflol

rolling for what?

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Mine will be higher

Rolled 5 (1d6)

noob

Rolled 6 (1d6)

How do you delete a post?

updated with higher res, fixed text and thicker pidgey

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pigeon is delicious

Can you do more than 1 die?

youtube.com/watch?v=1_P9ntiBeKk

LOL😃

#fortune

Where can I see my perks? Yea Forums x dead?

It shows your score and unlocked perks in the green box you get on top of the screen when you post with Yea Forums X where it usually says "Post successful"

haha seht euch mal den bummer an

help please

>No Raman

Why do they hate us so much FortunaBros?

Looks like he didn't have any fortune, amirite?

ughh haha, hehe
Raman is better than Lukebakio tßh
Still gets no love from the Blegium NT

>Lelgium

based

Raman would play on the wing for Germany tßh
Yeah, he's better than Gnbry
Also twice as smart as Werner and a better finisher, too.

last year's april fools was better

I didn't think I'd ever reply to a flag like this with words like this but

I agree

>solving a captcha for "likes"
absolute elmo

👌

How's the job hunt coming along, Yugösi?
You got the floor-mopping position (Facility Management©) at Billa?

This is white power right?

only once per hour or something though
don't be a dyke, share a like

don't talk shit about billa, faget

nah, still hanging out in front of the tipico

doesn't even work with JS disabled, no way to enter the solved captcha
elmander

HOHOHOHAHAHAHAHIHIHIHEHEHEHEHHAHA
You're making it even worse, mutt.
God, I wish we would have dropped nukes on you guys back in the last good war.

...

Warum sehe ich BLOG.FEFE.de nicht?
Ein Plugin in Ihrem Browser beschädigt die Funktion der Webseite, deshalb können wir Ihnen keinen Zugriff auf die Inhalte gewähren.

Möglicherweise nutzen Sie Ublock Origin oder ein anderes Adblocker Plugin. Falls dies der Fall ist, versuchen Sie bitte es zu deaktivieren.

>closed browser, now my score is gone

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have a like🙁

Did you check the date?

guys am I the only one getting half of his screen blocked by a video on Yea Forums

heh thanks the warning kiddo👌

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>going to Yea Forums
>ever

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What's this do?

i find today to be a very interesting experiment. the board is utter SHIT! it appears that the technical specs of a social website determine how its users act.

Can I have a like?

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Yes friend🕊

echt nen krasses social experiment alter, wenn dir mein video gefallen hat, lass doch nen däumchen da

Ein Däumchen wär 'n Träumchen

Das DFB-Sportgericht hat Bayer Leverkusen im Einzelrichterverfahren nach Anklageerhebung durch den Kontrollausschuss wegen unsportlichen Verhaltens seiner Anhänger mit einer Geldstrafe in Höhe von 30.000 Euro belegt.

In der 1. Minute des Bundesligaspiels bei Borussia Dortmund am 24. Februar (2:3) wurden im Gästeblock mindestens 30 Bengalische Feuer abgebrannt.

Der Verein hat dem Urteil zugestimmt, es ist damit rechtskräftig.

jawoll alder

*pukes*

30 Bengalos? Hatte jeder Leverkusen Fan zwei in der Hand?

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Can Hiro please implement the new like function?

Drückt jemand "Gefällt" ist beste Gefühl der Welt

upboated

Fuck off

Edit: Thanks for Gold :)

hehehe

np bby ;^)

We here at BTN feel that the world has been missing a food themed tracker, so we've taken it upon ourselves to fill that void! Welcome to Flavortown! Starting today, BTN will become IDT... It's Dinner Time! We will welcome all food-based content, including TV shows, movies, cookbooks, and textbooks! Eat to your contentment! For now broadcasthe.net/ will forward to itsdinnerti.me/ to give everyone time to update their links and favorites, but within a month we will convert fully to the new URL!

like if u agree

xx

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>giving worthless (You)s instead of smashing dat motherfucking like button

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Uptvoted my friend😃

darauf 1 LIKE alder

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who is he then and how do i use perks

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Me in the middle

>who is he then
What did he mean by this?🐰

verry cute rabbat💯

like gegen like? ;)

Thank you♣️

Ja digga❤️

Gib auch 1 zurück.

Moukoko Loco

Can’t see any likes, can’t see anything different. I will make sure not to refresh the page. No “fun” for me, thank you very much.

ja moinsen liebe freunde
heute ist mein b-day, ganz schön kagge am 1 april wegen scherzen un so, aber so'n däumchen würde mich schon aufheitern^^

Wer mir ein Like gibt ist ein Ehrenmann

oge
nausgschmast

>Can’t see any likes
uhm... Denmark this is awkward..

rotate your advice horizontally oma

Show us your ID first

Post your feet and I will like.

>moinsen
>it's 6:37 post meridiem
No like for you, Pedrick.

FUCK BAYERN

how old are u now fren

I am a Bayern München insider and I will leak hot info on the current transfers, but only if I get 5 likes

Look at this "like-big-boy" blessing our loser thread

*shoots you*

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Well this was my first post today so it really wouldn’t be awkward, sorry

No

I already had it horisontally, just turned it to a vertical position and back and there have been no changes.

you have to turn your body in a vertical position as well :^)

the number of likes this post gets is the corresponding girl in pic related and will become your gf

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Not getting up from this couch the next few hours

I only have reichsmark. :(

How are Germany's chances on winning the next Euro Cup?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

elmau

A-Alright... what about the next world cup though?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Rolled 6 (1d100)

I'd say about

Arjen Robben fixed his glass bones with just one simple trick, wanna find out? just leave 1 like

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this

Rolled 97 (1d100)

It will become true at this many likes

Please like me.

boy do I fucking hate niggers

Gib #2 gf pls!

>reichsmark
ugh

I like you as soon as this post receives 1 like

1 like = 1 respect for Erzgebirge Aue

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any fellow highscorers here?

Thanks for watching and SMASH dat like button

any good bundes april fools jokes?

America is the best country in the world

Asshole you didn't give it back.

but I did ;_;💚

Switch to desktop mode

Hamburg won't dominate the Bundesliga for the next 60 years.

hob gschissn

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hob gschissn

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youtube.com/watch?v=ph81TY7TJLE&feature=youtu.be

I'm still convinced that the gladmong designer stole this from /bundes/

I'm the Gladbach designer

Like this post or else

yes #metoo😂

>the stupid Taube was actually sitting in the goal when Dortmund scored twice
WTF was wrong with her? Vogelgrippe? Tollwut? Maul und Klauenseuche?

abseitsfalle xDDDDDDDD

CAM ON BUNDES
*BANG BANG*
SCORE SAM FACKING LIKES

Phone-/Tabletposters btfo

>f1 is stealing our memes (again)

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proofs?

test

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Lotto kits are the /elite/ in /bundes/

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Aue or Arsenal or something else?

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MEHRT EUCH AUS AUE SCHISST MOL PAAR TORE, MENSCH

Sleep

>2
limousine

aue dann masturbeeren dann aue

Please hit that like button.

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>Saxon teams
zzztastisch

would if I could, friend
like if you agree👌

VERY schnarchtastisch mätch so far

and nau sowfen

Benatelli and Testroet to score desu

ja prost alder

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'no'🐻

cute dog!🐰

LICHT AM FAHRRAD
LICHT AM FAHRRAD
DY-NA-MO

WER IST WISMUT AUE

WIR SIND WISMUT AUE

I wish we could keep the 'like' system.

boy do I have a website for you you're going to love

D-DÜÜÜ ;_; N-NAAAA ;_; M-MOOO ;_;

AUE
IMMER WIEDER AUE
IMMER WIEDER WISMUT AUE

35 points at this stage are pretty much a dream season

Anyone got a working stream for Aue-Dynamo?

ye

what's your favourite Pörk?🦅

M Ä N N E L
A
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T
I
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I liked last years april fools better tbqhwyfamdesu
like if you agree

I think this guy is a raging faggot
like if you agree

I liked the one where they merged boards the best

Smh how do i use them

TELL ME HOW POST EMOJIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW !!!!

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Only watching this for low IQ ossi battle
Can they please start murdering another??

Howdy yall

fugg

Like and I'll tell you😃

Heads Buyern wins
Tails Dortmund winsCoin Flip: Heads

Based

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>= 4: BUY BUY BUY

Noice

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Let's try again, shall we?

Heads Buyern wins
Tails Dortmund wins

Coin Flip: Tails

spoopy bundes

cam on jungens
scheibt mal 1 paar likes rüber

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Embarrassing
We’re going to win and you know it.

Yall niggas need jesus❌

Rolled 2 (1d6)

1-1 now

1-3 Buyern wins
4-5 Dortmund wins
6 ERA OF THE BULL

Didn't think this subreddit could get any worse

upvoted! so true!😂

Test

>Now we have Amis AND Brexits
Ugh🏴

Check my score

found it out by myself ösi

as I remember it
>draw
>duselmund slips on >s04
>bayernwinslol
K I N O
I
N
O

For at least one day this would mean everyone would forget about Vizekusen.

👌

i want new percs🙁

#metwo

work for it

Tried messing with the score, but it doesn't take my values

what was it uezs

everyone got a hat or smth

let's end this farce and trade likes post for post desu

got card wflag bflag as new percs now thenks frens♦️

Gas all frog posters and Jews :DD

>Bayern Münchens Präsident Uli Hoeneß (Foto) hat in einem ausführlichen Interview mit dem Vereinsmagazins „51“ seine lange Amtszeit beim Rekordmeister Revue passieren lassen. Dabei verriet der 67-Jährige, der seit 1979 fast durchgängig in der Führungsetage der Münchner aktiv ist, auch einige kuriose und gescheiterte Transfers des FC Bayern
>Wir treffen uns am Abend zum Essen – um halb zwölf!‘ Das hieß, wir konnten nicht mehr heimfliegen. Wir hatten nicht mal eine Zahnbürste dabei, nichts“, erklärte Hoeneß. „Er kam dann erst um halb eins, wir saßen bis drei Uhr zusammen. Ich werde nie vergessen: Wir haben Percebes-Muscheln gegessen – die spritzen, wenn man sie aufmacht. Mein Hemd hat danach ausgesehen… Weil tags darauf Sonntag war, konnten wir nicht mal Hemden kaufen. So saßen wir dann im Flieger.“
transfermarkt.de/gullits-butler-eine-ziege-im-auto-hoeness-uber-kuriose-und-gescheiterte-transfers/view/news/332695

seething perklet🐸

made a hundes

Thorsten mach mal neue ja