Game 1 was a massacre
Game 2 was a marathon
Who knows what game 3 will bring
LINEUPS
>sneks
Jarrod Dyson(L) CF
Eduardo Escobar(B) 3B
David Peralta(L) LF
Adam Jones(R) RF
Jake Lamb(L) 1B
Ketel Marte(B) 2B
Nick Ahmed(R) SS
Alex Avila(L) C
Zack Godley(R) P
>doyers
Joc Pederson(L) LF
Corey Seager(L) SS
Justin Turner(R) 3B
Cody Bellinger(L) RF
A.J. Pollock(R) CF
Max Muncy(L) 1B
Chris Taylor(R) 2B
Austin Barnes(R) C
Kenta Maeda(R) P
Dodgers!
Go Doyers go Maeda
Dodgers fans. Why is your manager so dumb?
Fuck that's gone
Kenta bombing already..
>Dodgers pitching depth
Oakland checking in
Well that didn't take long
JOC LEADOFF POP
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>Pedershit
based double play
You haven't killed yourself yet? Yikes.
Get to it.
Seager!
>Dyson throwing his helmet on the ground
kek
and making it look easy, what a chad.
>godley
>bases loaded with no outs
pls no >risp
he's out
Based Redbeard
Redbeard still clutch!
zac godley more like zac not goodley
Holy shit they can hit with risp now
Bout damn time
>Dodgers not scoring via HR
What a time to be alive
Based small ball
lol godley imploding
why dont they just do this every game?
is Joc elite again bros?
>Actually scoring RISP
Gonna be a good night, Dodger bros.
>intentional walk
lel
hallelujah
>intentionally walking a guy batting .140
full tank mode
I wanna fuck Mary Hart
Ah yes, the worst part of Dodger season is back. The Honda helpfulness shit commercials
>making decisions based on batting averages in game 3 of 162
same dude she's a peak GILF
>11 from kentucky
>looks 25, is obese
it checks out
kentas velocity looking good
is there hope for the sneks?
KKenta!
>mfw all the sports outlets meme Tanaka, Darvish, and Ohtani
>mfw Maeda is objectively better than all of them
Lets go boys
Ryu/Maeda reminds me of Chan Ho Park + Nomo back in the 90s.
elite East Asia duo
fuck, why can't Kenta just teach Kershaw his change up?
Elite as fuck
Shaw's got his eephus, he's good
>Godley sharting through 3+
>Dbags have no rested relievers
>already up 5-1
LOOKS LIKE 10+ RUNS IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
based kenta using the terrace house intro song as his walk up
JOC CANNOT BE STOPPED BROS
shall be watching both kongz and doyers
Double Penetration!
well shit
B E L L I N G O D
BELLIBOMB
>Bellinger doesnt want to spread the ginger gene
MYA NEE
D O Y E R S
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Dbacks confirmed for no
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MAEDA DOUBLE
>getting chased by a pitcher
CLUTCH SEAGER
Maeda, the absolute madman
the dbacks are trash
Based Cody
>Dingers and small ball
Such a good night.
Called it.
Belli should've stayed at first but I'll take it
>dodgers actually bringing runners home
>5-for-7 with RISP
Is it safe to say the next 4 games will be 3-for-27?
I think it’s permissible when the lead is 8 runs.
Yes, it's the dodger way lad, especially since the jints are coming here after the sneks leave
Don’t put that evil on me.
dodgers are hitting the ball with RISP
THIS IS OUR YEAR
Absolutely loving this small ball right now lads
Great inning doyers
I love CT3 but I think he could see AAA this season if he doesn’t figure something out
Heh nice
bros the dodgers can hit with runners on base now
>9 run lead
>let Kenta push 100 pitches
David stop
After last night's shit show this feels so good.
前田 健太!!
Que?
Gook moot confirmed doyer fan
Can the bullpen hold up tho?
this stewart guy is trash
>position player pitching
前田はエリート!!!!!
dfa this guy, he's trash
Yo this Stewart guy fucking sucks
Starters have been solid.
Bullpen has been straight trash.
he’s fucking pissed ahaha
>get a cold $100 for throwing a ball on the field
my sides
At least we got this reaction image out of it
>Joe Kelly starts warming up in the bullpen
>mfw
Would you guys throw a ball back for $100? Even if it was your first and possibly only ball you will ever catch?
Yeah. With $100 you could buy a ball signed by your favorite player.
Or a new uniform.
Or a blowjob.
Barnes already looking way better than last season
feels gr8 man
i’d absolutely throw the ball back if i was peer pressured into it but not for just the money
VERDUGOOO
This poor position player lmoa
Diamondbacks are the padres now huh?
love me some pythag padding
So much for Turner's slump
BELLIBOMB X2
They're already dead!
>tfw barnes bellinger and peralta on my fantasy team
MARTIN PITCHIN
RUSS MARTIN PITCHING
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
>Russel Martin pitching
HAHAHAHHA
R U S S
>all the players have been spent and engorged on a gluttony of runs and wont score for 3 straight games now
7D battleship by the dbacks
I'm ready for the Doyers ride again.
R U S S
ONE TWO THREE INNING WINRAR
This is why you stay the whole game lads
gg sneks see you tomorrow
WE LOVE IT
see ya tomorrow, lads.
>Russell Martin is the best reliever on the staff.
also get the fuck in here and watch some late season garbage time hockey
we love it
GG Dodgers, can't wait for Buheler day tomorrow.