Official UFC Philadelphia 2019 on NPR Live Thread Game Thread #5

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>Next
Edson Barboza vs. Justin Gaethje
David Branch vs. Jack Hermansson
Josh Emmett vs. Michael Johnson

>Now
Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Michelle Waterson

>Previously
Paul Craig def. Kennedy Nzechukwu via sub (triangle choke) (R3, 4:20)
Sodiq Yusuff def. Sheymon Moraes via unanimous decision (29-27, 29-28 x2)
Marina Rodriguez def. Jessica Aguilar via unanimous decision (29-26, 29-27 x2)
Desmond Green def. Ross Pearson via first-round TKO (2:52)
Kevin Aguilar def. Enrique Barzola via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)
Kevin Holland def. Gerald Meerschaert via split decision (29-27, 28-29, 30-27)
Casey Kenney def. Ray Borg via unanimous decision (29-28 x2, 30-27)
Maryna Moroz def. Sabina Mazo via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28 x2)
Alex Perez def. Mark De La Rosa via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)

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I'm white.

Same

reminder that bulgarians aren't white, Romanians are though

>Craig - who calls himself Bear Jew, a reference from the film Inglorious Basterds, but he is not actually Jewish

thejc.com/sport/sport-news/ufc-1-3-1.433545

CAMMON KOOKIE

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Wish she wasn't wearing a t-shirt, I want to see her belly button

THE NEW KING OF HEEM

BOW TO YOUR NEW CHAMPION

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Are men allowed to wear shirts when they fight like women?

Mike "Seabass" Shipman is the future GOAT

looks like a demon

Tasty ass?

Evil Cowboy

Dana's dick

NOICE

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I’m a darkie jigaboo spearchucker.

>DC
>black

wtf is this
wtf is this

wtf is this
wtf is this

wtf is this

I would unironically tongue fuck her ass after round 1.

Lads I went for a Schaub
How was the first round, any webms? Who won that round?

Askren is the one to take out Jones

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>0 white champions
>DC
>Khabib
>Rose

Waterson T H I C C

i’m asian

Stomach hurts when I think about fighting.

Gaethje is unironically a fucking bum.

Nice, very nice. But I prefer

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>Dan Mirgoliotta
>Triple Bypass Surgery

i thought Karolina was dead after that Jessica fight

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you wish

>NICE JOB LADIES

*kicks air*

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PLZ ANSWER

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shit card so far lads

he's african

wtf was that tv show warriors ad. i might actually watch it just because of the bruce lee name attached to it.

*sniff*

fuck u i wanna drill berimbolos

Boys.
Who won that round?

could be worse honestly, they at least somewhat know what they're doing and are willing to engage

Amanda and Jessica Andrade

if only her spinny shit landed.

*sniiiff*

take a bjj class

I don't know, but the air is getting heemed.

>Ref afraid of an early stoppage

worst one in a while

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Dillaroids just left the seat warm

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He is a bum strategy and skill wise but his body is god-like. You need to kick his ass non stop for him to drop. The guy is made of iron

Keep falling asleep lads

How much spastic flailing can we expect out of Karolina?

Why don’t fighters just heem the ref? Then, they could use all kinds of illegal techniques and wouldn’t lose any points.

to be desu with you all I don’t mind WMMA

hopefully the andrade ko wasn’t a fluke and karolinas chin is actually cracked

This and the past two have all been shit

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Waterson will be on a legid streak if she wins

just dumped KK on her head lmao

nothing to report m8 it was that uneventful I can't even be arsed to guess how they scored it

l-look at her butt

I train all the time it's the crowd I think that bothers me.

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the bearjew won it dear anglo friend

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Imagine the smell, bros.

ass

>worst one in a while
desu it's been a while since there's been a good card

WEEEEEEEEEEEEW

Why are there so many Polish WMMA fighters but not to many males?

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memebar/meme naked choke incoming

ill feed those hips, if you know what i mean

we all do m8

yea but they're usually not this bad

take a nap and come back for the ONE FC patrician card

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Relying on Muslims and women to make a point.
Is it why you left the Brexit to Angela and Sadiq?

I need an audio webm of KK bonking her head on the canvas

this one is especially shit though

all the dudes are playing counter strike

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>it's all over, marty wake up

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Lets face it guys WE won this fight.

HEAD AND ARM THROW

Waterson's ass is so thicc

males are busy fixing cars and laying roads in germany

I wish I was on bottom

>waterson jiggly thighs and bunda
Mmmmm

The refs are secretly the most powerful fighters in the ufc + it's really hard to fight against two opponents at the same time

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waterson ass bouncing

This is what I wanted to see.

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Hoping the other guy gets tired from giving you braindamage only works in the bush leagues. I'm glad he clattered Vick but if he would learn to fight smart he'd probably be unbeatable with his cardio and solid chin, getting into a phone booth with every opponent is a fast track to having a 300lbs black nurse wipe your ass by age 50.

KK is such an ugly flat gremlin compared to waterson and a shit fighter, how will she EVER cope?

Wemb of waterson stiking a finger in her very own asshole?

There are quite a few males you absolute turbocass

Tybura, Jotko, Wieczorek, Blachowicz to name a few

Big penis time

The classic

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at least we know the main event will end in a delicious, brain shrinking heem

Cruz wants to fuck Waterson so bad

yeah yeah Waterson butt, have seen it a million of times, that's it? that's all this fight has to offer? because this is boring as fuck

that ass bounce

the last 3 including this one have been complete shit. The Wonderboy and Till heems at least somewhat redeemed the last 2

based

TAPPY????

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Starting to think armbars are a bigger meme than leg locks.

Is this you favorite female mma fight?

based

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called it

imagine if waterson shifted over and covered KK's face with her fat jiggy sweaty ass lads hahah

I’m not trying to be weird but I would let Waterson fart right in my nose

Oh right thanks
just wondered if i missed anything big but guess not

COOOOOOKIEEEEE!!!

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that arm is a yikes from me

Women’s mma, obrigado.

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wtf why are women so good at not breaking arms?

HOW DO YOU NOT GET THE SUBMISSION THERE
THAT WAS LOCKED IN

Anyways here's my scorecard:
10-10
10-9 Waterson
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20-19 Waterson

WOW SHE SURVIVED

let me heel hook you and see how you feel

>Oh that's it
>Oh, no it's not!

How many times has that happened to the commentators tonight? Finishing from an arm or leg bar/lock is HARD, and it normally doesn't come even when it looks bad.

I'd drink 1's piss, eat 2's bogies, eat 3's poop, 4's ear wax, and drink 5's saliva.

How did she not tap? These girls have gaping shoulder joints.

context?

I can understand the sentiment. Perhaps Cruz and I are not so different after all.

Didn't little Jason Herzog choke out some big black fighter?

mild spice

>ywn be fed the karate hotties hips

It's a cliche at this point isn't it

I did see Herb Dean tap some dude with a headlock once. But Giblert Yvel heemed a ref once, and he was complete shit.

It is what it is. He is the guy whom everyone wants to see

>Us Army ad
>"when freedom is threatened around the world...'
Ahahahahahahaha

imagine if they were naked
hehe that would be funny

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*sniff*

they drink alot of milk

My god this please

I'm hard

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Kink.com PRESENTS

Why did we teach them how to fight now men are fucked!

i fucking hate womemes mma

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is that every womans go to move the judo flip

but i thought he was homosexual. is waterson the great equalizer?

>Zohan reference Cruz
Quite literally the best commentator.

The pollack should get caught in a few more submissions so she can win by decision

will homeboy stop talking about underhooks fuck

We all do.

I want to breed with this

source?

this has nothing to do with mma.

His striking is above average and his leg kicks are unironically elite. You’re an idiot.

flexibility and grit

>"ay ytboi wanna watch big white bulls beat up beta nigerian niggers while we suck on your nuts?"
Wat do?

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How many bongs until one card?

Its top tier clinch work, what are you talking about?

Cruz subtly shitting on the wmma by saying junior high judo moves are very effective

cookie is flushed

Getting the hooks in

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THIS FIGHT SUCKS ASS

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>this has nothing to do with mma.
Incorrect. They are both gay

Cruz roasting wmma

Genuine question, why are There No heavier divisions for women?

Kind of crazy how weak they are and it cancels out whilst knowing all I'd have to do is sit on them to kill them

I lose my shit every tiem they call Andrade "Andraje" there's a fucking "d" in there man

I just need Emmett to win a decision.

Disgusting man-jawed white women

Once you go yellow, you don't want a white girl-fellow.

seriously how can an entire card be this bad.

should this be it lads?
the card that finally convinces us to not watch this shit live every week?

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Not enough skilled women that size

Women’s mma, bro.

kk is flushed

i want to suck waterson's ass

>MAZUKIEIÇU
>MAZUKIEIÇUAKI
>MAZUKIEIÇU

>yellow
Shit taste. It's all about latinas

Do you really want to see two whales have die of exhaustion?

Source in this pawg?

Diamonds

KK retires and gets pregnant

He is half blind. His leg kicks are great no doubt about but calling a guy who swings randomly an above average striker is not true

This entire UFC card is just the prelims for ONE anyways.

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fortaleza was a great card.

Michelle was a +135 underdog

muh dik

I would suck a turd out of karate thot’s sphincter!

good fucking lord

KK used to have a decent clinch and striking for the division
wtf happened

The main event will make it worth it trust me.

white champions
DC
Rose

the absolute STATE of that hairline

Have we had a single good card this year? Last 2 had great highlight reel heems of overrated meme fighters but everything else was just as bad as tonight.

ISH

What a waste

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Imagine winning a fight after kicking air for fifteen minutes.

all the spice moved to the main event

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>time to start doing random spinning kick while yelling out bruce lee noises

It would make featherwieght and lightweight less of a drawl cause people would realise those are manlet divisions

>KK finished
>JJ finished
>HH finished
>RR finished

WMMA is weird

Who is you favorite MMA fighter?

Karate hottie kind of whooped her ass

12/10

BEST FIGHT

Lmao this fight looks like one chick on PEDs bullying another one whos not on PEDs. Their bodies reflect it too.

Waterson looking like she got some picograms. Was she always this stronk?

>its a decision in WMMA

Wowwww

Perma Flushed after her last fight.

30-27 KK

Anyone up for charging to Dana's office and forcing him to make better cards and not more cards?

That was a great fight. Waterson is really enjoyable to watch.

*kisses u*

all of the blood being saved for the blood gods on the main

wow i was really entertained

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i would love to see that

APOLOGIZE

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ONE is on tonight? Nice

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What voice is McGregor putting on in that commercial?

235 was okay. besides the main events.

The least interesting man in the world

Rough night for KK lads. Gonna go take a quick Schuab before the next fight

kinda gross dude

Waterson got better.

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Just start recording them instead, you'll enjoy it more if you can skip the adverts and stuff.

PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY PROPEH WISKEE U SEY

Give it to me straight lads is Proper 12 okay?

Karolina has not finished a single fight since she was fighting for a third world country organization in pooland.

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Is proper twelve even twelve years old?

I bet my piss tastes better than this "proper number twelve" shit

now that its confirmed KK is a shitty fighter now she can have kids

Could Waterson realistically become champ? She's improved dramatically each fight.

Par for the course this year, if we end up with 3 boring cards with big heems in the main event in a row I'll just start recording these and fast forward to the end.

Goober's Burger King advert was better than his Proper XII advert

(using Roman numerals because it's classy, and Proper XII is a classy drink)

Nah this is going the way of NASCAR. Pretty much the fourth tier sport you only watch when nothing is better on.

>here to take over

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I'm looking forward to the main event hard but this shit it taking it out of me, y'know
It's negative hype, it's ruining my MMA mood. Nothing is happening. It's complete shit all night. We've got like 2 finishes and they were shit too

rip my picks. gonna go fap now lads

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karolina should just retire already

>Schaub as a verb

based

damn michelle’s sister is hot too

>now

she's been shit for literally years, in fact i thought she was actually dead after being sent to shadow realm by Andrade

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too much jiggling

Look at her teeth ffs.

shame about that face

Because the average woman, and above average women can't really pack enough muscle to fight above 145

>irish
>white

Waterson...but that’s not saying much.

wmma sucks

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>all this virtue

fuck can we just go back to JUST BLEED days

>male gaze camerawork

TRIGGERED
WAMYN RISE UP

CHOCOLATE MILK TRUCK

ohh yea, Danaher is in Tonon's corner, Eddi and Demetrious are back, Aoki gets his title back.

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shes not ready yet
probably in 2 years

youtu.be/G-cpAQjL71c

That's 3 wins in a row for Michelle which means she's going to have to get her shit pushed in by Joanna or Claudia

power to ya lads

Cruz literally said “OH NOOOO” when Karolina got out of the armbar kek.

Was anybody rooting for that goblin wench?

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brutal

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She's very quietly scooped up a lot of top 10 fighters hasn't she. I'd like to see a Rose rematch if Andrade wins

>Race: White

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>Ranked #9

SHES READY FOR A TITLE SHOT!!!

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>i dont know her but she's like a sister. that's the vibe i get
cringecringecringecringe

They just need to keep Waterson away from Tatiana Suarez
She ain't headlock throwing her

Yup. Dana’s was to fill time. Wish Rogan would be honest and say how shitty it is.

flushed by Maycee

He’s using it as a noun

it's proper "number" twelve, the first eleven sucked ass

Isn't Yod fighting Souwer too?

"Ay ytboi, let's watch the superior ONE FC while you eat big fat logs of shit straight from my ass"
Wat do?

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Has he been arrested again or was this for him chimping at the phone?

still my slav (girl)

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Lmao why do people keep saying DC?

Me booing in the back

actually your post made me cringe

Reminder that there have been literally 0 mom ufc champions, career ending pregnancies are no joke

Come on Emmett you fucking can.

ahhh fuck i thought it was barboza time i'm so fucking tired

>decision
zzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'd like to see her go for the title. If Rose wins, it would be a good rematch if she fights like this. If Andrade wins, Waterson gets fucked.

Fortaleza

Emmett had so many injuries and nearly lost his eye. Hard not to root for him here even if he is on drugs.

What's the difference?

youtube.com/watch?v=kH7SHXxpmOc

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I don't know why I still sit and watch this shit live
Maybe it's the gamethreads that help keep me around.
It'd be so much easier to catch up next day and waste far less time

>she's got a great finishing rate

Waterson gives me a 100% finishing rate if you know what I am saying

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michelle may actually be CTE'd and autistic

>divide and conquer

well?

I'm way sleepier than I should be at 1am
this card is heeming me

who literally killed him
MJ by controversial boring decision coming up

eat the poopie

Not too sure what you mean, user.

so glad there's no animals like that in my town

>Picking Canwalkiewicz

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But ...she has a nice rack.

It's from the dolly to the bus, but he has actually been arrested again for rape.

Repulsive.

Watching Roidtega get btfo was amazing.

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Poirier has a good voice, compare his lets go to Max's. He could be an actor.

Dern will overcome

Your comment perplexes me; could you perhaps elaborate further, in detail, to aid my understanding on what you are trying to get across?

ONE Main Card:
3:30am Cali Time
6:30am NY Time
10:30am UK Time [Taking into account clock change in 9 minutes]
11:30am Euro Time [Taking into account clock change in 9 minutes]
12:30pm Slav Time [Taking into account clock change in 9 minutes]
6:30pm Local Japanese Time

Note: You can probably add a half hour because nobody wants to watch that bullshit first fight.

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Aaaaah I can’t wait for these two interim title fights

Holloway v Poirier should be a spicy one bois

AUSGOD

they could give it to her because of marketability

i would figure tatiana vs amanda's wife gets the next title shot though

Hello fellow whites :^)

adding this to my Aussies Glassing (you) folder

All UFC commercials are the fucking same

>highly edited highlights
>joe rogan shouting shit in the background
>anik shouting the fighters name
>"im gonna win by knockout"
>nu-metal music

Who is fighting right now or who are next? Am not watching

I picked Emmett, but if you aren't rooting for a vintage MJ performance you're a fucking cas

Bea York

jfc you could just pick the opposite of heem and look like a fucking genius

i just wanna see barboza and gaethje for the cte title

Nah

No he wasn't, don't lie like that man.

Take my goof off, bearjew did not win that fight.

My picks are still safe.

Clocks go forward in 8 minutes.

>two world class veterans vs two guys with no wiki pages

wew

Yet.

>RACE
>WHITE

lads I'm not feeling this for MJ

He looks slow and like he has little power at FW. He needs to go back to LW or some shit, Emmett does hit hard. I hope MJ doesn't get heemed man.

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You're just figuring this out?

Enjoy these fights because there is no UFC card next week

>asian """fighters"""
*pretzels them*

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Porier will beat Holloway.

>(you)

>tfw 0/3 on the main card
surely my MJ pick will restore my honor

Why do they stale?

watching CTE develop live

Elkins beat MJ and Emmet is frombthe same camp

if Gaethje wins, we all lose

You are
Hurry before you get DQ'd

Reem Bless is literally shook by (Me) lmao what a punk

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You will never get a vintage MJ performance he looks terrible at 145

You don't like him? He's a really nice guy.

coachdukeroufus
Official score card Pennsylvania AC

10 + 9 + 9 = 28 not 27
Judges if you can’t add we got a problem @ufc @danawhite #ufc #ufcphiladelphia #mma #judging thanks for sending this @bryanhamper
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How is Emmett's headshape called?

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How do we live in a world where watching fights for a couple of hours can literally make you upset and angry because they're bad

HOW CAN A LITERAL FIGHT BE SO BAD. ESPN SHOULD HAVE JUST SIGNED PLAYGROUND HEEMS AND PLAYED THEM FOR A FEW HOURS WHAT IS THIS SHIT MAN

pls keep them in dublin

emmett creeps me out
what's with that guy?

>MJ a shadow of his former self after being crushed by every elite LW
>Emmett a good guy who got FLUSHED by Stephens

Not sure who to root for, lads. Seems sad either way :(

This but unironically

this may be the post

pacing because it's on ESPN's regular channel, not the subscription service

Emmet has good boxing and big power. You've all forgotten because of Stephens but he actually knocked Stephens down in the first.
MJ is a flushed can desperately dehydrating himself to run away from LW.

"So ytboi, after snoozeman the nigger toilet got flushed by the god colby, I can't seem to stop fantasizing about the superior BWC"
wat do?

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THIS IS THE PATRICIAN taste

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holy shit
I did wonder where the hell that scorecard came from.

YOU'RE LITERALLY WORKING WITH THESE NUMBERS ALL NIGHT HOW CAN YOU NOT FIGURE THEM OUT

>army
>woman
lol

stealing your identity now

Love this image for some reason.

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stop posting these baboons

God, I want to suck this anime female cute pp so badly

back in the field

hey what show, season, and episode is this pic from?

>cutbaby
>roider
>TAM faggot

>good guy

It's honestly amazing how UFC manages to consistently put on boring cards with access to the top talent in the world. Meanwhile Asian 3rd string shitshows like Rizin and ONE are consistently fun

With the baseball season just starting and march madness the ratings tonight have to be atrocious

>Commercials where old actors advertise planning for their own funeral

is there anything more depressing

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that punch Emmet hit Lamas with is ridiculous

Michael Johnson can crusher? Poirier, Barboza, Ferguson...

Time to end this suffering

>can’t add
>using boxing scorecards
PooFC truly is an embarrassment

>6'2
>200 lbs
>Skinnyfat
Am I genetically flushed?

Okay I need this one to go to decision.

>3:30am Cali Time
Fuck! I have work in the morning

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Almost as ridiculous as the one I'll hit you with
*heems you*

getting cremation offers in the mail

Emmet looks like a FtM trans. He needs to grow some fucking body hair or something.

It could be worse. You could be a manlet.

>when your older brother ask if you took his shit in the fridge. but you cousins in the back know you are a lying piece of shit.

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For some reason when I look at Michael Johnson’s face I feel bad for him. Why?

One girls are a fucking disgusting mess of plastic.

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Emmett is explosive. I like him.

MJ beat Tony, Poirier & Barboza. He's no bum. He should move back up he's got 0 power at FW.

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Come on Emmett, infect him with the reaper virus.

i bet your posture is a nightmare

Nah. Not being a manlet and having a head of hair is like 56% of the battle

why so fat?

Why is Wojack fighting Tyrone?

also johnson always comes out looking like a crackhead who hasnt washed in weeks.

Introducing cocoon fighting

Emmet has a set of perky a-cups on him

just developing world feels

SOUTH FLORIDA STAND UP !!!!

please MJ don't get flushed

Its fine

emmett looks like a human rat or pitbull

Let's go MJ

How do you pronounce Gaethje? Gaychad for me

holy fuck I just noticed that once Kevin Lee jumps up to 170 there won't be a single black guy in the entire UFC Lightweight rankings

(except for Trinaldo but he jumps in an out every week)
Isn't that strange?

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god damn what was that guy in the crowd eating?

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based keith peterson

Keith Sweating

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UFC 237:
Women's Strawweight Rose Namajunas (c) vs. Jéssica Andrade
Featherweight José Aldo vs. Alexander Volkanovski
Middleweight Jared Cannonier vs. Anderson Silva
Light Heavyweight Antônio Rogério Nogueira vs. Ryan Spann
Welterweight Thiago Alves vs. Laureano Staropoli
Women's Bantamweight Bethe Correia vs. Irene Aldana
Women's Bantamweight Talita Bernardo vs. Jessica-Rose Clark
Women's Flyweight Wu Yanan vs. Luana Carolina
Lightweight bout: B.J. Penn vs. Clay Guida[9]
Bantamweight bout: Raoni Barcelos vs. Said Nurmagomedov[10]
Welterweight bout: Warlley Alves vs. Sérgio Moraes[11]
Lightweight bout: Kurt Holobaugh vs. Thiago Moises[12]
Lightweight bout: Francisco Trinaldo vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira[13]

he's black?

Oh wow Emmett doesn't look as big as I thought he would.

Emmet looks like Nosferatu on roids

I think there was a 29-27 in the Sheymon vs Sodiq fight too

AHAHA MICHEAL JOHNSON IS SUCH A FUCKING BUM HE'S GONNA GET HEEM'D SO HARD

This better be a Schaub get

I ACTIVELY DISLIKE LOOKING AT EMMETT

kek’d

>5'6
What the fuck.

Why aren't we going for Emmett?

The face of a thousand weight cuts.

Kona Magiga is black

dubs confirm

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why is Nate Diaz still ranked?

All these dudes would BTFO him

wtf i thought this was Michael Jordan vs Emmitt Smith?

Literally Women's MMA & Generation X fighters

WTF?? This looks EXACTLY like the eye of a Canadian tranny I used to talk to through Skype

Johnson rocked Khabib?

audio is all fucked on my tv

Holy shit, I feel the same for him kek

Khabib was rocked confirmed

That was in the prelims, breh.

is the audio shit for anyone else?

same

it was a little overblown

ESPN quality

yep

the audio on my stream just shit itself. there's so much static all of a sudden

Aldo is out

Yeah ufc dun goofed

FIX THE FUCKING AUDIO

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ESPN fucking shits

Yeah my stream is stuttery

Yeah, commentary is all fucky.

that's because you live in nunavut

nearly decapitated him. fight shoulda been stopped

officially? that's literally the only good fight lol

Looks like he's eating some black dude's thigh meat.

Fight Pass is all good

yup, definitely the network's problem

Ahhahahah this is terrible

Dc spilled pepsi on the mics

pizza, like a retard

Feeling pretty confident in my Emmett decision bet, but Johnson could easily outpoint him.

THIS FIGHT SUCKS

That's some quality audio. No wonder there was strange spikes during other fights. Like someone was putting plugs in and out.

same here it is everyone
you can tell because the commercials have perfect audio quality

ripple i want a refund what is this shit

TYRON NIGGER WOODLEY STOP TWERKING NEXT TO THE SPEAKER

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MJ 10-9?

Inactive round

This looks like the most skippable ppv they've put on in years, what a shitshow.

Fuck, thought my speakers were fucking out, apparently it's happening to everyone else too.

>Clocks just went forward and hour
F

When Blagoy Ivanov was signed for the UFC, all the marketing was saying "the man who defeated Fedor" because he beat him at sambo 20 years ago.
Now whenever Johnson is being marketed, they are saying "the man who rocked Khabib", and this will go on forever.

HOW IS THE AUDIO STILL SHIT

SWANGIN N BANGIN

based

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Go to your TV and turn on ESPN, it's free.

Stop taking away ad revenue for the fighters who risk their lives for your entertainment.

it's actually gravy sauce from popeyes

kek

lol then perfect audio with the commercials..fuck off

they should put on kimbo back yard brawls

>perfect audio for the ads

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>10 minutes left
is he gassed or some shit? what did he mean by this?

lmao

Good chess match so far

oh it's just a pizza slice sole

>Yo Lil Donnie

that's pretty gay fag

Oh FUCK that means I get even less time to sleep. Fuck this card, staying up was a mistake.

>4AM currently
>have to get up at 8AM

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Brad Pickett won his bareknuckle boxing match.

awad would destroy these cans

i could not tell what that was

2 weeks ago

I think you're on the wrong channel.

the judges are half asleep buddy an honest mistake

Trump supporters are uneducated

Fucking Jabba enjoying the fights.

SWANGIN' N' BANGIN'

H E A T

Who pays for cable anymore?

church?

i don't know why, but it being pepsi makes it more funny

it's folded pizza

BJ Penn was a great fighter

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Audio check

Audio check

Test 1 2 3

Sound

Sound

I've hit my 5 thread limit
Someone else needs to manufacture the next official UFC livethread

Surprised Emmett isn't wrestling more.

was

sure but abrick would kill em

got u senpai

Judge Jeanine is on

Gonna be fun to see Stephens heem this clown shoed nigga.

Moraes/Cejudo is supposedly the main event.

I feel the same, I think its just the knowledge that he fights for no real reason, he doesn't have a shot at the belt, and he dosen't have a shot at a money fight.

He's just kinda there, putting in the same work, fighting at the same level (he beat ferguson, poirer, Barboza, and was competitive with Khabib) yet he isn't even in contention for a single big fight in the near future.

Orthodox prayer is 6AM, but nobody visits these except diaspora russians. I need to get up to go to the gym through, I have an appointment after that.

>support sociopaths with unethical business practices

Why does everyone wear tight pants in this "sport"? Lmao

>bellator postlims were better than this main card

Worst card of the year or what?

...

Has MJ been sparring with Holly

what's all this audio talk?
it's fine on my stream

What's there to do in Philly on a Saturday night?

how do these retards boo this but not the last fight

gamethread

>crowd booing during an entertaining scramble

Philadelphia is a bunch of braindead retards

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Emmett looks like he's just loading up for 1 big punch

>sexy rexy, in a raiders jersey, in philly
wut

now I cannot unsee

Why is the crowd booing?
It's an entertaining fight

it would work if he had the weight of an actual man and the ability to make your opponent freeze in fear like black have. blacks unga bunga every win unless they are wrestlers and then they love white guys.

is she having a stroke?

crowd is always low IQ MMA is a very dumb sport, most people stuck on the cage fighting novelty like it's the colosseum or some shit.

HEEMED

KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

that folks, is the purest form of a slobber knocker

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based

I think he lost a thooh.

jesus the lamest get i ever did have

A FUCKING LEAF

Daylight saving is such fucking bullshit lads.

FUCKING BASED

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A FUCKING LEAF

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does josh emmet have the worst style in mma?

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>thread is auto-sliding
>this shit get
Off yourself, faggot

Woooooooaaaaaah
HOOOLY SHIT

A fucking leaf

leave him alone it wasn't his fault it's not like he knew we're all on Yea Forums here posting together there's no need to be rude

wtf is wrong with black bois tonight? branch was good I though he just lost because the last guy was juiced as fuck

Repeating integers

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GAYCHEESE LOOKS HALF RETARDED