Wow

what a dicklet

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Rapist.

Chad grower
Virgin shower

It’s for (You)

wtf is he doing? is he getting his feet massaged by the water?

straight, white males who can appreciate the perfect male form

>Ronaldo fans
>white

what did he mean by this?

>two tickets for Avengers Endgame please

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Based

A long flaccid penis is useless and only gets in the way. It only needs to be big when erect.
There's a reason Greek statues had small flaccid penises.

monday : lats
tuesday: lats
wednesday : abs + legs
thursday: lats

youtube.com/watch?v=iCXkXyRWyPQ

Based Portubro knows. It is the absolute best of both worlds.

Why is he so cringey, lads? What is he trying to prove?

he's baiting his large closeted homosexual muslim fanbase

cope

With what.

exercise

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Hahaha

Being 5'4 helps too

How is the man on the left an athlete? USA is really a place of opportunity

t. Mehmet Scholl

What the fuck is wrong with this dude...

Junior can already put photographer on his CV

Then a herb mint facial followed by water activated scrubbing gel.

lel

I can't believe he raped a woman because I can't believe he likes women.
For me this is how he sits on cocks

Cristiano Ronaldo I will drink ur bath water...#random

tremendous

did his son or his wife take the photo lads, somewhat low angle makes me think it's the kiddo

Based

>implying he doesn't make the wife walk around the house on her knees

Just like my doujins

Deeply disturbing

Unironically this...

kek

I am 67% sure he rapes his son on a dayling basis because he reminds him of himself when he was young

I like the subtle symbolism of the 2 thermometers

He's 6'1"

*gay white cucks

this. when i look at this body i dont think "oh man i want to suck him XD" but im rather in awe of his body as a work of art. i wonder how he could achieve this and respect this dedication. i wonder if i could look like this?

This is a gay man

Low center of mass

Why?

kek

>who is this shit for?
Himself. He's an ultra narcissist.

He really is a genius at marketing to weird, virginal, bicurious muslim kids who wank off to his pictures.

literally patrick bateman

everyday is lats day

The /fit/ Autist in me can't get over that his lats look way too big for his chest

BASED

>zoomers idolise this disgusting faggot

Fixed the pic

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imagine Jr wanting to take a piss and the first thing he sees is his naked father with another man in the room taking this picture jej

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This. I have a small flaccid penis but when it gets erected it goes to 18cm

My dick is tiny lads. Like 5'5 erect maybe. Feels bad man.

I will add that it is beautiful though. Nice shape, gentle upward curve, colour, not dry and all weird looking.