>Saturday, 3/30 Chicago Fire vs NY Red Bulls, 1pm New England Revolution vs Minnesota United, 2pm Sporting KC vs Montreal Impact, 3pm San Jose Earthquakes vs LAFC, 3:30 FC Cincinnati vs Philadelphia Union, 7:30 Columbus Crew vs Atlanta United, 7:30 Real Salt Lake vs FC Dallas, 9pm Colorado Rapids vs Houston Dynamo, 9pm Vancouver Whitecaps vs Seattle Sounders, 10pm
>Sunday, 3/31 Orlando City vs DC United, 6:30pm LA Galaxy vs Portland Timbers, 9pm
>another retard making the general incorrectly. Stop forcing dykegrass, Lisa.
Aiden Bailey
if a team buys new players and they still aren't good, and brings in multiple coaches to try and change things and they still aren't good, perhaps there are larger issues in the upper management that need to be addressed
Fire De Boer, bring back Almiron, dump all the expensive overrated players like Barco, Villalba, and Remedi, and get a couple actual center mids. Also, never play Parkhurst or Larentowicz again unless you really have to.
Jayden Hughes
It's wetter than your mother in Cincy tonight
Brody Williams
we don't
Hunter Stewart
They were never good
Caleb Gutierrez
>bring back Almiron Doyleposter go away
Jaxson Johnson
"Big" Sam Allardyce
Eli Wilson
>aaaahahahahahatlanta Ladies and gentlemen, the new king of MLS
He is. He dropped out of the friendlies with a slight injury.
David Cooper
You're implying he would even come back. The dude is an above average player in the Premier League now. He won't put on an MLS kit again until he's 33.
Angel Morris
The question was how to fix them, I'm not saying it would ever happen.
Blake Clark
took me 17 minutes to realize it's rainy in both games because of based ohio
Carson Bennett
My stream died. Watching doop now. Fuck de Boer!
Henry Collins
Why did anyone think Almeyda's meme man-marking would work in MLS?
Parker Ross
Fuck off fatlanta germ
Oliver Bell
>Atlanta
Joseph Bailey
Ignite & Unite
Carson Green
SACKED IN THE MORNING YOURE GETTIN SACKED IN THE MORNING
i really love that adidas had an intern design everyone's away jerseys and just made them plain white undies.
Tyler Cruz
AVB to ATL, who says no
Samuel Gray
It'll be interesting to see when they fire him, Atlanta has never fired a coach before. Any NFLfags able to tell me how frequently the Falcons fire their coaches?
Aaron Wilson
Should have never hired this fraud. But I doubt management will do it.
I don't know if this is true, but I believe it: >The last time Frank de Boer won a league game, Josef Martinez was playing for the opposing team in Serie A.
William Peterson
>tfw mlels will never give us a season opening home game
to be fair, I didn't know the distance between them either
Joshua Lopez
D O O P O O P
Christopher Baker
The University of Texas is in Austin. Basically a pro franchise as far as fanfare goes during football season. Just wait until Omaha or Albuquerque get a team. Might be five years down the road but at the rate the MLS is expanding, its inevitable they get clubs.
I don’t know user. You’re obsessed with a club in a city that has no other professional teams. By technicality Sporting KC counts, but not really. Columbus, Real Salt Lake, and Portland are good options too because they are only two professional teams in those cities. If Charleston Battery ever moves up, that’s your best bet.
And I don't understand why sleep all day And I start to complain that there's no rain And all I can do is read a book to stay awake And it rips my life away but it's a great escape
I might try one of those asian bootleg suppliers, people always seem to say they're surprisingly on-point
Julian Mitchell
Sherman did absolutely nothing wrong
Liam Sanchez
I read an opinion on Twitter the other day that Atlanta doing badly is bad for the league, and I can conclude that Twitter is worse than reddit. I can vouch for AliExpress, shit's great, I feel like they take it straight from the factory. Don't know if they do MLS though
Atlanta was the better team. They had more possession, created twice as many shots and chances and just overall played better. We only lost because of the shitty weather and rain
Asher Nelson
did you miss the >PC >lass >wang in bum memes?
Cooper Reyes
Pomykal is headed to Germany isn't is?
Parker Sanchez
>MUH RAIN lmao.
Ayden Davis
cope harder lel
Lucas Young
Only a matter of time
Joseph Campbell
HARD cringe
David Rivera
i hope we get full blown fascism just so that all the pro-gamers get dumped into a pit bitcoiners too if we are going to cull
Connor Ortiz
If we get full blown fascism it will be Sisi-style: "libs" teaming up with fascists in the military and deep state to own the populist right
Would this development be good or bad for Major League Soccer?
Connor Green
>populist right kek
Joshua Moore
The libertarians burying their cold storage wallets will easily turn fash.
should have been, yeah. still a foul. don't blame the ref for chickening out though, deciding a game with a 94th minute video penalty is kind of shitty
I was all excited for a meme game but turns out it was a shit, excruciating meme game, not a zany, fun one. Why the fuck didn't the ref just call it off entirely?
Joshua Cruz
I think the initial call was for handball. It did not look like a foul.
Parker Nguyen
>It did not look like a foul. clear foul. took his leg out with the followthrough. yes, the initial tackle was clean and got the ball, but you're still on the hook for your followthrough should've been a penalty but no card. but again, I don't blame the ref for getting cold feed, it's fucking shitty to see a game decided like that, especially when vancouver were inferior to seattle for most of the game
Landon Walker
bros.......give us Carlos Vela back
Austin Peterson
>took his leg out Not really. In Beom's foot landed on him. It would be like calling a foul on the KC guy for the play that Marco Fabian got a red card.
Jackson Roberts
journeymen players most have some interesting lives moving from place to place, wonder if teams put some of them up since i can't figure they are making enough to stay at hotels. motels maybe.
>Wh*toid flight from urban LA because they're too poor to live in West LA but dont want to live with beaners so they move 50 miles away FC No thanks
Parker Gray
Are you Mexican? The certainly you can. Do you like putting random cocks in your ass? It’s still a MLS team, so you probably still can but the Mexicans will make fun of you for it.
Adam Turner
>tfw you start seeing more wh*toids in the neighborhood Fuck, there goes the rent.
Adrian Evans
Fucking wh*Te dogs and their gentrification
Jose Cox
I have a friend from high school who lives in ghetto ass South LA and he sees wh*toids from USC living there more often since they're poor out of state students from flyover shitholes and used to paying for cheap sub-$500 rent. These fuckers are like cockroaches who slowly but surely take over and begin to hike up rent prices and open gay hipster coffee shops. Fuck them
Julian Martin
>be degenerate west coast >be surprised when the lemmings of the Midwest influx your degenerate state Unless you make the Aztlan meme come true, it’s not changing.
Camden Foster
Praying for a mid April blizzard like last year
Charles Torres
>tfw some flyover believes degeneracy only occurs when bordering an ocean Flyovers were a mistake.
Leo Sanders
Took me longer that I anticipated, but I'm finally done planning my attempt at making a decent pyramid on FM
I think the USL is lowkey setting itself up for some kinda pro/rel... setting up a pyramid, setting basic standards and requirments for size and finace, im not saying they are gonna do it, but you can dream right lol
Levi Green
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW TORONTO? ARE YOU HAPPY? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
but for real, enjoy him while he's there. he's an amazing player and he will bring you allot of joy
I can't believe how you idiots hired this fool? Yes, he did win 4 championships in a row with Ajax. But he has shitty tactics and makes the team play unattractive soccer.
And worst of all... When he got sacked at his final season and went to Crystal and Inter, he refused to change his tactics and play style and adapt to the others.
To be fair, it's hard to judge last night's game since the field was so damn unplayable He actually changed tactics somewhat Of course they completely forgot about covering Higuain
John Scott
I honestly thought he was going to climb into the Cauldron even though the people throwing shit were up on the bridge or along the sideline.
Grayson Baker
based vermes gonna beat the shit out of all the hipster faggots
Levi Garcia
Toronto D.C. Cincinnati
Seattle Minnesota Sporting
Andrew Jones
His daughter is a hot piece of ace though. Too bad she's basically retarded.
Anthony Richardson
I went to high school with her
Oliver Myers
When it came out they were talking to him, LOADS of people on social media brought up all his problems, but they were completely glossed over. When every random Mexican teenager on Instagram can see the disaster coming well in advance but the "professionals" in charge of hiring can't, I dunno what to think.
Noah Williams
Can't say that without posting pics.
Kevin Ross
Looks a bit too much like her dad imo
Alexander King
>all around me are familiar faces, worn out places >and in my dreams I’m dying
Trying to give MLS a shot again this year. Is there any team that’s fan base doesn’t try and ape European fan culture? It all comes across as so forced and pathetic.
Cameron Wilson
imagine turning down a girl because of her eyebrows lol, no one would ever do that right? lmao
Kevin Williams
Women with fake eyebrows look like aliens
Jackson Perry
honestly, I'm glad the season is over/doesn't start till August
Evan Wilson
>NYCFC fans are now infamous for being fascists it's beautiful
Anthony Powell
Do you MLS guys follow other leagues?
I’m trying to get into it but it’s so voluminous. I don’t know how I’m supposed to follow multiple leagues. I want to be a well-informed fan. And know players across the world come World Cup time. And where good MLS players go. Steffen, etc
Tell me what to do
Henry Bell
Galaxy because all their fans are soccer moms who stay quiet during the game except when the announcer tells them to do the cha Cha slide
Is EPL not on cable in the US? You could try casually watch those games
Henry Long
Used to follow a few leagues, but now I can't be bothered to see any games that aren't mls, mutant ninja turtles, or the occasional >perf Not like I'm doing anything important either, have become a NEET in the past few months so should have more time if anything.
Philly Union fans are pretty good. Not the biggest crowd, but they're mostly normal sports fans and don't yuro-hump much at all.
Owen Wright
La Liga is the Chicano league, but it is good. I can't say as much about La Liga because we don't get it up here, but watch a few games of both and see which one you like better from there.
Me too man, me too.
Logan Perry
Sporting KC is pretty good about that.
Or you can always cheer for the >resv
Michael Ross
Nah, some of them are fascist
For real though, it depends on which team you support.
Sure those do, but see Just to go to any game in a city with a population from latin america and you'll see plenty in the stands. Tickets are pretty cheap and it's a fine way of spending some time out of the house.
Charles Wilson
anyone got the dc united orlando stream?
Liam Garcia
Brilliant
Jack Wood
Which game is going to be the blowout today? Thinking the orlando one would be the one desu. But honestly the away travel is really hurting portland too.
poor little rowe, still have a soft spot for him from his time at the >lags
Owen Ward
lmfao here we go
Dylan Gray
based
Adam Wood
Do you guys think people would hate the MLS a lot less if they didn't do that retarded euroboo shit. Like why in the living fuck is the Vancouver Soccer team called the "whitecaps football club" they are not a football club, Manchester United is a football club, the whitecaps are a soccer team. And the announcers do the same shit. Like I hate the fuck out of NBC NHL coverage, but at least they dont try and fake being Canadian to act cool.
Aaron Russell
Fug, lots of blood. Let's go literally who left back
Xavier Butler
Yep just stay home.
Joshua Walker
>the MLS
Cameron Morales
yeah I say the MLB as well. What you gonna do about it bitch boy?
Well fuck your, 'you can't have any fun' attitude.
Aiden Collins
>with the same songs across the league Happens in other leagues. There are some common songs and some unique ones. >people who don't let you curse in songs Not a real thing, people say whatever they want all around the league, even in supporters sections >supporter groups with their own branded antifa chapters Not sure how many teams have this, but it doesn't seem like a big deal. Doesn't affect how I or anyone else watch or enjoy the games.
I'm going to watch soccer in person, and there isn't a fucking thing you can do to stop me. Because John Hancock said so.
Julian Young
fuck your "i only watch football because it's different and makes me unique" attitude give up on watching sport, it's clearly not for you >Happens in other leagues doesn't matter >Not a real thing it literally is >doesn't seem like a big deal see photo for an accurate representation of what you look like photo applies to you as well
I’ve been following my local mls team for 10 years and have bed over 10 females, mls fans are chads and you’re a who reposting memes on a Malaysian fabric message board
Jaxson Campbell
no, im not a fran¢hi$e cuck-for-capitalism
Charles Smith
Yep, that British fleet will be off Boston's shore any moment now. Any moment.
>I’ve been following my local mls team for 10 years and have bed over 10 females Is pretending to be gay, really that effective of a tactic?
Daniel Adams
utterly bizarre posts no wonder everyone hates yanks
Jaxon Torres
I don’t pretend to be gay, I show the ladies my open and vulnerable side and when I go to games I’m screaming “who are ya” and “get in lads”
Jacob Jones
I'm waiting for you invasion force to stop us from watching soccer live in person. You sound like the Queen made a mandate that we're not allowed to watch soccer in person.
Adrian Baker
cringe not sure where you've conjured this idea from but it really makes very little sense
David Nelson
You're trying to stop us from attending soccer matches. We refuse to follow your order, so now what?
Eli Hill
Reminder the era of the MLS Chad is upon us. Based uncompromising franchise support. Playful yet derogatory banter. Many beautiful women among the supporters, some topless.
You can keep fighting the MLS Chad, but he will still be pounding overpriced beer but he’ll still be on that capo stand with thousands waiting for his command. What will you be doing? Looking at MLS Chad on tv while the anger and unhappiness builds within you?
Easton Phillips
>You're trying to stop us from attending soccer matches not sure where you've conjured this idea from but it really makes very little sense
Camden Sullivan
>fascism and antifascism are equivalent wew
Dylan Cruz
criticism of a meme league like mls, with it's antifa and lgbt agenda is not criticism of americans you faggots. it's not even criticism of american soccer fans.
Matthew Harris
>some random nigel in our thread asking to be bullied
>Many beautiful women among the supporters, some topless.
>implying you wouldn't get arrested for doing this except maybe in ontario
Brayden Kelly
You asked if any of us attended MLS matches. We said yes. And now you're trying to tell us to stop. We refuse to follow.
Daniel Adams
Support Your Local Team
Jackson Brown
What do MLS haters suggest for us American soccer fans? Follow Premier league or la liga? Where the fuck do we start with that?
MLS is a necessary evil to build soccer interest here
Thomas Murphy
recommend a team from Major League Soccer? I search. > team that is the most popular of your entire city / state > very successful team > team with very good base fan > team that has the highest attendance in your entire city > team that in its local matches the state is always full > Team that exceeds in popularity, success and achievements any team of the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL combined
Austin Lopez
This hypothetical team doesn’t exist and like won’t for a hundred years at least
Jayden Jones
antifascism is extreme far leftism rebranded as being against a political faction which is so small and has so little presence that it's almost entirely irrelevant. genuinely one of the most unnecessary political movements. and if you're talking about the underlying ideologies surrounding it, why don't you look at the body count might want to reread, never said that at all, just said you guys are a bunch of cringey bastards create your own supporter culture without just making it a bizarre amalgamation of those of a bunch of other countries
Mason Foster
Bethlehem Steel (early 1900’s)
Nathan Howard
So how do we fix this cringe?
Tyler Robinson
shut the fuck up and go the fuck away
Mason Thompson
Anyone that has an opinion like yours actually has little understanding of MLS fans or literally seethes and cherry pick a minority of individuals quarantined in a section
We’ve all heard this Schtick a million times, you’ll learn some day
Hunter Ortiz
>create your own supporter culture without just making it a bizarre amalgamation of those of a bunch of other countries
Mason Rogers
Wow it’s almost like our supporters culture is representive of our nation....
Really makes you think
Gavin Baker
please explain these subtle nuances of your incredible supporter culture that i'm apparently not grasping are you from the pnw or california?
Lucas Torres
I honestly don’t think I can explain it to you because you don’t grasp what this country is like
Josiah Walker
What are the nuances between the respective EPL teams?
Everything is derivative. The Japanese professional baseball league do their dumb versions of patter between play.
It’s cringy until it hits an undefined oldness. MLS is just too young and possibly homogenized right now to Be interesting.
So shit on those supporter sections because they are cringy retards. But some of the others are fans of the game and hope to forge an identity
Oliver Stewart
ah yes, the old "i don't have to perform emotional labour for you" argument a classic tenet of leftist """debate"""
>antifascism is extreme far leftism rebranded as being against a political faction which is so small and has so little presence that it's almost entirely irrelevant. genuinely one of the most unnecessary political movements. and if you're talking about the underlying ideologies surrounding it, why don't you look at the body count This is almost entirely wrong.
No one cares about your faggot goblina dykes. It absolutely boggles my mind how you can waste your life like this; eagerly posting butch-looking lesbian dykes caked in clown makeup. Why do you waste your time doing this? Why do you post the same ugly whores - who wouldn't even find an ugly balding soiboy like you remotely attractive - and keep samefagging to try to initiate some sort of autistic conversation? Are you a homosexual? Do you actually think anyone is going to entertain your autism and respond "Hey, that brown looking mutt is so cute! Hi-five 'Press'bro?"
Where did your life go wrong to the point that you are reduced to shilling for grade-school level football a.k.a dykeball? Were you that repulsive nerd in high school who always tried to befriend the popular chicks and they only put up with you because they pitied you? You're not going to get a "Press" to like you by acting like a degenerate sad retard on a Malaysian frog-fishing forum. Where was your dad to raise you in not being such an enormous fucking faggot? Kill yourself.
Caleb Perry
Hey, that brown looking mutt is so cute! Hi-five Pressbro!❤️
Any city with the main employers being amusement parks are shitholes. It’s a city full of carnies. Orlando is also full of Puerto Rican immigrants now after the hurricane.
