Officlal UFC Philadelphia 2019 on BBC Radio 3 Live Thread Game Thread #3

Just Poke edition

>Next
Edson Barboza vs. Justin Gaethje
David Branch vs. Jack Hermansson
Josh Emmett vs. Michael Johnson
Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Michelle Waterson
Paul Craig vs. Kennedy Nzechukwu

>Now
Sheymon Moraes vs. Sodiq Yusuff

>Previously
Marina Rodriguez def. Jessica Aguilar via pokes and knees
Desmond Green def. Ross Pearson via first-round TKO (2:52)
Kevin Aguilar def. Enrique Barzola via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)
Kevin Holland def. Gerald Meerschaert via split decision (29-27, 28-29, 30-27)
Casey Kenney def. Ray Borg via unanimous decision (29-28 x2, 30-27)
Maryna Moroz def. Sabina Mazo via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28 x2)
Alex Perez def. Mark De La Rosa via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)

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JUST BLEED

The ref is probably so hard right now

what a fucking cheater

G-G-G-G-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Was hoping for a HEEM
Damn women can't do anything right

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eyepokes should be more punishable
it literally killed her

Eye pokes are just part and parcel of striking.

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>judges dont give a fuck aobut eyepokes
They only care for the second foul and onwards. Practically, if you don't foul once per fight you aren't fighting optimally.

That was Australia's finest fighting export, Megan Anderson

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>thread not labeled heem

try again femoid

all women mma fighters are unironically required to wear chest protection

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Imagine not taking your free eye poke with your win bonus on the line

This is what a gamethread should look like

Is this it? Is this where the fights get good?

honesty nice to see a good kick in wmma

gamethreads are hardly ever labeled heem you fucking cazzie

*gets kicked out of the australian military for cutting herself and trying to commit suicide*
this sport really does recruit the best of the best

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no. We have just witnessed the best fight of the card until Gaycheese Vs Barboza

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Nice bait, wonder how many fish you'll catch.

imagine only taking an eye poke and not a poke, low blow, fence grab and illegal knee
lmao@u

ok now it's the main event surely the fights will be higher quality

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Like all anglos army people didn't appreciate her ass enough

I like how this is legal but eye pokes aren't, everyone should just throw lazy looking teeps to the eyes.

Why do thots wear these autistic costumes as if their fans care about anything except their butt?

HOWEVER!

Such a shame Eddie Alvarez couldn't main event this.

Need more portuguese speaking ladies

Any prelim fights worth watching later?

How many former UFC champs do you have wins over?

>World Series of Fighting vs Brave Combat Federation

Fer syure, mayteladd

yikes my sensors are saying you were NOT pretending to be retarded

>The Polish Princess

Except you're wrong, their fans love the cute and quirkiness of le nerdy sexy lady

amen brother we need more of the portuguesa!

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Ok that preview was kinda based

Was Wes Sims ever champ?

I feel like this is a make or break fight for Branch, he's 100% getting cut if he loses.

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The UFC changed her nickname and didn't even tell her.

Someone post Gathje trying to climb a fence

Dom dyes his hair

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I could heem every 125 and 135 champ to ever live

Dc would heem Dc

2-2 in the UFC, only fighting top 10 guys. There are worse fighters getting contracts.

>Often the fight cards that don't look good on paper turn out to be amazing
I think it's time we put that dog to rest

Jesus DC is fucking BIG

Maybe, wouldn't look good for them to cut the last guy to heem their new title challenger.

He lost his last fight but it's not like he's on a BJ-style skid. Stop overreacting

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they need to pretend they are people

Maybe Gaethje will shoot a takedown for once in his mma career.

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dc is so fucking fat lmao

I beat Jens Pulver at Fortnite

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>he doesn't want to use the wrestling, he wants to stand in there and give the fans great fights

based DC with the dog whistles

I've got a kickboxing fight in 5 days and I've done nothing but sit here and eat pizza and cookies
what do

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

how do i get jens to play vidya with me

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spar me

It was true for a long time, the literally who cards have slid

FACE THE PAIN

Go back to the shed Gus.

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Get CTE

I COULD BEAT EVERY SINGLE CTE BABY
[spoiler]in chess [/spoiler]

He used to shoot for takedowns in wsof

It's called ART you incel women hate, not like you know something about it

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he's comfy

Karate Hottie has 980K instagram followers
Huge draw, those are championship numbers
For comparison Gaethje and Barboza COMBINED have 396K

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How a woman who fights for a living can be so attractive is beyond me

Branch will tap to strikes again.

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Solid filename, I wish I had one of the Coleman rope drop

Genuinely almost self heemed on the first one
imagine the scenes

Always gives me a chuckle

May the bunda gods smile down upon us.

i want her to heem my d*ck

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>the state of that hairline

Who is this semen demon!?

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God, imagine those thighs wrapping around your head while she boxes your nuts

>le hip toss side kick mommy
It's everything to do with the UFC pushing her (because she's hot) and dudes wanting to fuck her (because she's hot)

>tfw you will never raid and pillage the fertile lands of karate hottie

His commentary is comfy too, almost makes me forget i'm watching retards giving themselves brain damage

Isn't this one of the Nigerian brothers Smollett hired?

Wtf is this replay meme? Wtf are they on about

I'M DRUNK AND I CAN'T REMEMBER MY PICKS!
anybody got em?

LOL

Lots of Africans dominating the UFC lately. Our African Americans are no match for them.

Wakanda forever!

The number of people who want to see photos of KH are not the same number of people who want to watch KH fight.

>Has cte
>Can't see shit
>Still fights like a demon and can chop tree with his leg kicks
BASADO

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With all this pro-nigerian talk around the UFC, will americam mutts start claiming nigerian heritage?

>be american
>Pretend to be a kang

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if you are sub 1 mil followers as a women u are doing something wrong

I miss Mark Hunts CSGO streams

she's not even that hot honestly. jungle asians rarely are. i would literally not even give her a second look on the street.

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christ almighty what a temptress

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Webm of those Moreas highlights please?

no, according to (((witnesses))) they had on red hats of some sort

>giving the judges a good look
I'd add a point for that.

>yfw thiago gets to soften jones up for based johnny walker to take the belt in december

this is the real murderer's row

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post your face when the karate hottie heems your dick via kegel

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It was invented to fish out headbutt finishes and turn them into NCs
I believe the pair of fights that caused it were Campos/Guillard in Lellator and Peralta/Semerzier in UFC.
So if there's a (T)KO finish but the ref thinks it might have been started by a headbutt, he calls for replay, they watch it, and move from there.

she 100P has roid clit

Islanders are jungle Asians?

civilizations tend to do that to you

They're all from the United States though. We can claim them and it's foolish for us not to. Thank you Mr. Kamarudeen "Marty" Usman for proudly representing both Nigeria and Nebraska

Jones doesnt get past Thiago

Why is dc attacking this sleeping man?

>jack danials
>getting anywhere near the belt

He at least has to beat a competitor first. Even Till was asked to fight Thompson before his meme title shot.

Drink Modelo, bring down borders, slurp semen.

Based. Guys who find Asians attractive need their heads checked.

Johnny is about to have his Till-Thompson moment this summer bro

Justin Gaethje
David Branch
Michael Johnson
Michelle Waterson
Paul Craig
Sheymon Moraes

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Daaamnn, the fight should've been stopped right there and then,

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Is karonila the most overhyped bum in the history of the UFC?

Would love to see little fat man Gastelum beat lanky Adesanya

This but it's Maycee Barber

Fuck off herb

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hope this ends quick suddenly need to take a leak

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I favor him. Adesanya is a very good prospect, but he is being pushed too hard, too early.

Does she wax her forehead?

maycee is a fat mutt

This one is going to be good.

Wish I had some beers lads

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look like a boy going bald

You don’t find a single Asian woman attractive?

AHEM

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Moraes slays pussy like mad no doubt

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I like that DC was actually upset about losing to JBJ.

Smith adn Gus were all like " oh man you're awesome xD!" as soon as they lost. Not true fighters.

How is Yusuf favored? Why are bookies always falling for the hype? I can see him win, of course, but not as a favorite.

I keep expecting a puff of smoke.

he's a lost cause. leave him to his white "women"

>drinking HRT juice

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He's a model as well.

I said fuck the prelims and slept in. Just tuning in now.

Did I miss anything?

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I think he's top 5 though.

10 decisions in a row

>Nigerian fighters
>all of them left Nigeria at an early age
what did they mean by this?

what religion is Ngnanou

hunnet percent

my bad. better?

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>watersonpilled

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she does have a win over the current champion

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AFRICAN ILLUMINATIES RISE UP

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Ok not how betting works

Liking the casual body jab from Yosuff. Wish more fighters did that.

>muh mountain goat fuckers
>muh desert monkey fuckers
ufc shilling hard

No one chastises Asian women for not finding white men attractive. Shut up.

the odds are manipulated to get even action, it's an educated opinion poll

michelle waterson's biological father is unironically white

for sure my guy, flat faces and folded eyelids are attractive features

There is an initial offering, and that influences how people vote, and thus the end result. Bookies do determine where we end up, at least partially.

Woahhh DC & Dom together this is some great commentary.

Practically none, senpai. Their figures are shapeless, and the ones who haven’t had plastic surgery done might as well be monkeys.

Yusuff's balls touching is annoying

Michelle Waterson has too many teeth, no one else has noticed this?

are you crazy? asian women are the biggest white worshippers on earth

cringe, a lot of asians are top tier

>Yusuff from a polygamous family in Nigeria
Is polygamy the secret to producing UFC-bound children?

but the whole goal is even action

you counted em m8?

Michelle Waterson: I am half Caucasian and half Thai. I was born in Colorado Springs, Colorado. I spent the first two years of my life in Germany before moving back to the States and settling in Aurora, Colorado. Now I live and train in New Mexico.

>looking at her teeth

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Enjoy your hapa spawns.

Just look when she smiles.

lol yes it does have shades of UFC 2016 infatuation with Dagestani fighters

Coral Springs, really makes you wonder

A small minority maybe. The vast majority of Asians in general think white people are ugly.

Im black

10-9 Yusuff.

Carla Esparza's biological father is "Irish" (American) btw.

The vast majority of asians think the wallet is a sexual organ.

>OOO-LAY O-LAY O-LAY O-LAY O-LAY OOOO-LAY OOO-LAY

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is this card gonna be nothing but decisions?

CAn't wait to see Faetjke beat Barboza with brutal standup

Even worse.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

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>t. r/asianmasculinity

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nah m8 white men and asian women have a weird mutual attraction

Dom is literally the worst

Very evenly matched.

BLACKSODE YUSUFF, BLACKSPLOOOOODE

MY PICKS NEED YOU TO FUCKING BLACKSPLOOODE

What if you were a fighter and you ate a bunch of garlic and cheese and pickles right before your fight so any time you're clinched up with the other guy and breathing heavy he's choking on your breath?

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That’s a good thing. It’s more mma that’s more bang for your buck ya dumb goof why the fuck are you complaining?

>Barboza/Gaethke

No

yusuff more like yusuck

desu
DC > Felder > Rogan > le underhook man

Disgusting skinny bugman

Who the fuck names his son Gaycheese

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Holy shit these guys are 145? They look huge?

See a doctor

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I think you're lucky you're phone posting, kid.

I would give the winner of this Jeremy Stephens.

>not loading up on baked beans and getting a reverse mount high on your opponent

*white trash whales

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fershure bad breath is the advantage you need, b
agree hundred persen BUT I dusagree hundred persen I would argue that GOOD breath is more distracting and might make your opponent pop a chubby, b

iiiiiiissssssooooooooo

that looks like this ufc card

>abel trujilloinha

Yeah. I thought they are middleweights too

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I would picogram her all night! :^)

scores? 19-19 imo

you couldnt me more r/asianmasculinity if you tried

fucking cringe

ISSOU

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10-9 Suqdiq Yusuff
10-9 Shadman Moraes

pathetic, definitely not picture worthy

yea exactly
feel bad for black women and asian men they need to pair up together desu

They are not currently 145 and they are manlets, look at the ref

i wonder why, they both just look massive, definitely didn't think they were 145

One round each, last one decides it.

Just got back from fap break bros, what did I miss?

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>believe in yourself

what a boring shit show of a fight. the Wakandan will win by decision.

Same
10-9 Yusuff
10-9 Moraes
It will be a split decision.

beautiful lean vapegod

Looks like pea soup.

no

Ok this one made me laugh.

I feel like i haven't seen Miragliotta reffing a match in a long time

IV and gear

he had heart surgery

Would you send your kid to train at USK Karate in Coral Springs Florida?

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He had a quadruple bypass

Moraes looks like lightskin tito trinidad

a reminder that cormier is a horrible father who let his die

literally nothing
all the spice is being saved for the blood god main event

If I was in that arena I'd be WOOOOOing so hard right now

thats one shitty latte

Ultra Shit Kickers? Yes.

Lmao


>asian fetish
>bmww fetish
>literal shit posting

A true hero of /heem/

Commentary is insufferable lads

edgy faggot

You still can m8

plz not another decision
someone end this suffering

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Schaub has shit taste.

post your fap material

Are you a specialist?

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heem troubly

Sheymon has contained the blacksplosion

If Dominick would just come out of the closet he might be less of a jerk.

yusuff is just WILD

CTE BANGER

Can ANYONE stop the Nigerian Takeover?

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Prime Waterson heems Nigannou

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Spoke too soon

FUCK I think it was enough though

Moraes picks on suicide watch

>IT
>IS
>not looking so good for Moraes
kek

That's a shame Moraes was doing good, Yusuff just secured the decision.

boring

Good fight

There goes my pick

noticed this too kek

VERY boring fight to be desu

Proofs?

thats a fucking meme shit latte

JUDGES PLS SAVE MY PICKS

I'd say he won rd 1 and 2 but who knows. Good fight.

agree

Well so WMMA > MMA. Do we all agree?

It's over, he's still in it

Compare this shit ground£ with the one we had earlier from Green. He couldn't hit any of those strikes.

If I get btfo of the picks already it will be a real sheymon

Reminder that when a black man and a huegroid are evenly matched in skill, the dark skinned man always wins through inherent genetic advantage

who to bet on lads?

before the decission
If It IS ANTIWHITE USA; NIGGER WINS
IF IT IS BRAZIL; HUE WINS

AS EASY AS THAT

No
Yes

all the cazzies picked Moraes lmao

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Paul Craig is about to in the next fight.

>my picks immediately heemed by a manlet fight once again
I'm so fucking tired of this. For the last three events I've got every single pick fight except for one manlet fight that costs me the perfect picks. Scrap all fucking divisions below lightweight. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

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>29-27
lmao gotta love shit tier judging

He got hit at the side of his chin and only lost it for a few seconds. Very tough guys

generally wrong but the men have really been fucking up this card

Lots of nice shots in there they were just fire and water so not a TON of action but Moraes did TRY to win.

BASED BLACKSPLOSION

PICKS SECURE

Yeah but Green was punching fuckign Ross Pearson

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Wakanda forever!!

Not their fault you're retarded

fixed

30% confirmed

what a dweeb, I like this dude

>29-27

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pure NAIJA power
built for struggle

Good thing that the main event won't be ending in a decision

like 30% fixed, 70% superior african warrior genes

black night

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30%

kek UFC judges are actual retarda

nigerian btw

Shut the fuck up I'll rape you you faggot fucking leaf
Go grease your asshole bitch

What country is yousiff from? Don’t recall him mentioning it

30% right there

The hue is pretty handsome desu

>nigerian
>perfect English
>lives in America
>If asked, wouldnt move back
>still reps Nigeria

>Kron Gacie callout

Legit interesting fight and good callout
Want to see that shit

>another ridiculous decision
L M F A O nice """"""sport""""""" you got there mmafags

i guess everyone is supposed to call someone out at the end of their fights now. how fucking lame.

get a load of this caz lmao

Wakanda for now

tazmexufc
Words can’t explain my emotions right now, I am not a biased man and I can admit when I’m wrong but I am at a loss for words on how i lost that fight. I left it all out there for my boy and got hosed. Anyone who has followed my story knows my family needed this and it hurts to know it was taken from me. There was no issues with the weight but there was some outside variables on the night before weigh ins that will soon come out for your better understanding. But no excuses I gave it my all and I thank you all for the love and support, you all mean the world me. Thank you for the support.
instagram.com/p/BvprUrJHuMX/

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>calling out Kron
Lmao. He's gonna get taken down and subbed in the 1st.

Time for me to pop a Franzi.

Is there a more patrician beer (there isn't)

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Yeah I didn't want to say it first but that guy could be a at least B List action hero or on TV.

im nigerian btw

no way he's going back to Nigeria. he's gonna bring not just his family but the whole village. Jussie Smolett will sponsor them.

Shut the fuck up Utah-fag

Same as Stipe wearing croatian flag trunks.

man dana really wants wakanda to takeover ufc

What else is new

ive meet a fresh off the boat nigerian with an english accent

Did he say Magumbo?

Paulaner is better imo

the brazilian was robbed

Keep crying for me you mentally ill dog

STREAMING LIVE @@@@@@@


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Dude dana has bills to pay, he is just barely making it to the end of the month

>lives in america
>trains in america
>grew up in america
>fights for nigeria
Why is this meme allowed?

seethe this one was right

Are white people allowed to be apart of the Blackzillians?

>doodoo magumboo
oh my days

Right? What happened to ill fight anyone the ufc gives me?

alex caceres is a MUNSTER my guy

>Timothy Bradley
Wut

imagine if thats how it worked in football, or basketball, or whatever

rankings are a lie

Absolutely appalling.

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and you can't do anything about it

Why does every Nigeria fighter have such an unbearable personality

dudu ngumbu what?

English is the official language of Nigeria, by the way.

>doo doo

Bradley sounds CTE'd

DOODOO MAGUMBOO??

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i legit thought this was just Yea Forums memes holy shit

The CTE. So strong I can smell it

lol

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>and also
CTE commentary

Yussuf? He’s only at 15%, white boys. You ain’t seen nothin

AAAAHAHAHAHHHAHHHHAHAHA

i want megan to sit on my face

they are just proving that you are whatever your ethnicity is, blacks will never be british or americans or swiss

This isn’t your grandmothers ufc

you wouldnt download an antisemite

No
only explosive blacks and hues

rip goldie

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This can't be happening

DOODOO NGANNOU?!

Heem picks getting BTFO on the first fight is a longstanding tradition

we're all just acting retarded

Megan is so beautiful I love her

Wait how is Bradlel in the crowd if he is calling fights after this finishes

>tfw English isn't even the official language of my country

>shilling boxing on ufc now
huh

odds: Over 10½ fights go the distance 131/4
Over 11½ fights go the distance 196/1

>mex
born in america and doesnt speak spanish
at least he can mow lawns for a living now

>Gvozdyk vs Doodoo Ngumbu
christ

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

Oh, I misspelled, I meant to write Yusuff there. Please remove that crying man from my post. Thanks.

Haha based

>excuses
>excuses
>excuses
>excuses
>but still, no excuses guys.
get rekt you fuckin entitled manlet

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doudou ngumbu

ENOUGH WITH THESE FUCKING " NIGERIANS " WHAT IS THIS WAKANDA? ALL OF THEM GROW UP IN THE WEST, MAKE THEIR CAREER IN THE WEST, EDUCATED IN THE WEST AND NONE OF THEM REP THE WEST LMAO

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Nigger

d-did he died?

Paul Craig gon die

Goddamn, another Nigerian?

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Still in it but Craig might goof me, if he doesn't I think WMMA pillowfists will.

I only picked Nzechukwu because of his name and his hair.

>Americans

just marketing baby

>born in america and doesnt speak spanish
Remember when Werdum and Tony had a fight on some radio interview, and Werdum spoke better spanish than Tony?

I want to facefuck megan so fucking bad

god i wish i could afford an illustrator program to paste PNGs like that

ESPN signed a deal with Top Rank before UFC came along. I guess Bob Arum and Dana White can be friends after all

DOODOO MYPOOPOO?

He has a american f'rom da souf 'accent. I have met people from Nigeria, they dont sound like him or KANmaru

state of this voiceover

>bearjew
>basically all wins by submission
>against african

heem coming up bros

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DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME

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so will the boxing shill work and heem watch boxing?

unironically based senpai

What's the current stats?

>this shitty voice over
wth

Dan "The Hanging Chin" Hooker

Does that chart assume the rest of the world will keep feeding them or even be able to?

Not my first, but I respect your choice. You ever fucks with pic related?

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>Well done, Asia, well done
>HOWEVER

It truly is hard work, and to be exact the DCcry is a jpeg

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can blacks be american?

you white cucks will do nothing all the way to the end, so who cares anymore

can we settle this once and for all? Do you pronounce Gaethje
>A. Gayth-gee
or
>2. Gay-chee
seems obvious to me

Shut up!
SHUT UP!

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I'll watch the main fight, it should be pretty good. Then I'm watching ONE a couple hours after. Comfy.

youtube.com/watch?v=BKXoEKR9ZjI

does the Bearjew have autism?

Nigeria is this years Dagestan, UFC loves shilling one shit hole or another to try and get a bigger market share.

hey, i'd support reparations but only if they use the money to move back to Nigeria or whatever shit-hole country from which their ancestors were kidnapped.

WAKANDA 216

Honestly, this is secretly what made people vote for Trump, its not all the bullshit about loss of farming jobs, its all the people who rep their race, waving Mexican or CentAm flags rather than American outside, waving Nigerian flags is disrespectful as hell.

who cares

Gay-th-juh

Bradley is pretty cool even though he's kinda retarded

for sure we're going to show you a tweet

7 decisions

jesus dont even know how you do that with a jpeg i'm literally in awe

Only blacks who have a white man's name
>Cormier
>Jones
not fuckin Adensaya or Yusuff

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Schaub no

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>Gaythe-gee

sounds like what mike tyson would say

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Fuck yes more Wakandas

BLACKED

LMAO
>African Nation
>Speaks with a british accent

Gah-thya

this won't be a work like his last fight. bear jew getting gadooshed.

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Gay-th-chee

based leaf still in it

good luck bud

BLEACHED VS. BLACKED.

>secretly
it wasn't a secret

Literally what is the point of even watching the rest of this bros.
Im only continuing watching to see Megan again.

lmao
them japans man they got it

2 if you're a pleb
gay cheese if you're patrician

>African Savage
>Bearjew
>pre-emptying the racism by being racist to themselves
Extremely high IQ

Why can't americans pronounce craig properly?

>bearjew vs magumbo
who's the white man in this fight?

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AUTISM FIGHTS

DOODOO MYGUMBO??!

it's the cte

Paul Craig is the ULTIMATE can

He lost his last fight

Gay cheese lmao

Another guy will find a chip in his leg soon

>be mo farah
>born in mogadishu but reps britain
>never accepted as a true brit

Barboza/Gaethje you moron

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Is waving an Irish flag disrespectful?

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>only fighter with 100+ significant strikes in first 3 fights

Why would you say that like its impressive?

GO SCOTMAN YES

based

Is this it for the white race if the Wakandian knocks out the white boy?

Is he actually Jewish? If so, I expect a strong showing.

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with bear jews you lose

if this goes to a decision i'll be very angry

forgot about that

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Unless all the rest of the fights are first round heems it's going to be a long time until then

do you see québécois waving a french flag? No, get over your fucking heritage you fucking mutt and embrace your flag

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absolutely shit music in these promos. just set everything to face the pain

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nah that's only on /pol/ most normal people accept him as a Brit

You come home after staying late for Mr Goldstein wageslaving away. The only thing holding you together is your loving gf. As soon as you open the door you hear moans the likes of which you have never heard a women make before and run into the bedroom to see your gf getting ripped to shreds in a ufc fighter Nigerian gangbang.
as your mind begins to snap Kamaru Usman looks up at you and says
>looks like you're having a Nigerian Nightmare
as he nuts all over your gfs misty eyed reddened face

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Some would say their nicknames couldn't be possible in our PC World. Guess not.

I’m rooting for karate mommy because she is so beautiful

thank god i'll be dead before the africa part reaches 30+ %

The US has no unified ethnic heritage, you can rep the US and your specific ethnic group at the same time. Stop being a cucked fag and take pride in your roots

Dana is going in on the twitter goofs tonight

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don't think i can stand much more of this. think i'll watch dykes b-ball.

Last one.

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hopefully karate hottie sends karolina to motherhood

god I wish this would happen to me

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based

RIP CRAIG

>Jew vs Nigger
Everyone wins

Get over your heritage? Good lock convincing people of that.

>that monkey reach
White boi will be hurt

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Never seen this, but will check it out if I ever do, thanks for the rec

what happened to your boy against khabib? he hasn't really beat anyone down since mike lullo. and that's only cause mike couldn't close the omoplata

that only works on cucked, brainrotten whites brah, dont even bother.

Why this nigga hair look like Abraham Lincoln ‘s hat?

he's not jewish, he just beat a guy to death with a baseball bat like the bearjew in the movie

i wonder who could be behind this card full of blacks

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>implying you wouldn't get a boner and go get those girly clothes you keep hidden and ask to join

Big whitey UK about to heem faggot Nigerian Americans

>Nigerians 17-0
wh*toids seething

A country doesn't need a unified ethnic background to have nationalism. Canada was founded by the French and English, yet you rarely see either flag flown because we have a national identity and don't cling to the past like some people do

>it's a shitskin that has lived in the US for his whole life reps a shitty country he'll never go back to again

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Y Nuevo New

BLEEEEEED

I like Paul Craig's attitude, even if he does suck.

damn
that arm was getting fucked

How is Craig only a brown belt when he's show better bjj in his ufc career than most black belts?

who's this semon denim

jesus fucking christ another Nigerian?? Do you really think Africa is a market the UFC is interested in ?

"We will be everywhere, all over the world" - Dana "we'll see" White

he's getting those vitor "anti-aging vitamins"

DC showing showing some world class commentary
>It's over. it's over... oh he got out.
>Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
^when literally nothing it happening

scottish intelligence

Because his coach doesn't hand out free black belts like Woodley's coach does

what a riveting position

really makes you think.

wew goof should just go to his buddies house absolutely btfo by white

i love how casual hue jitsu fags are about being in the same position bitches get fucked in

good fight desu

Easily the worst card I’ve watched in ages.

Because black bjj belt is absolutely worthless thing because everybody has it

are paul craigs knees the real losers of this fight?

is Sambo the thinking man's martial art?

WHITES WIN AGAIN NIGGEREANS BTFO

NIGERIANS GTFO

>jew
>white

>scottish

because his coach is an egotistical tightwad