Just Poke edition
>Next Edson Barboza vs. Justin Gaethje David Branch vs. Jack Hermansson Josh Emmett vs. Michael Johnson Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Michelle Waterson Paul Craig vs. Kennedy Nzechukwu
>Now Sheymon Moraes vs. Sodiq Yusuff
>Previously Marina Rodriguez def. Jessica Aguilar via pokes and knees Desmond Green def. Ross Pearson via first-round TKO (2:52) Kevin Aguilar def. Enrique Barzola via unanimous decision (29-28 x3) Kevin Holland def. Gerald Meerschaert via split decision (29-27, 28-29, 30-27) Casey Kenney def. Ray Borg via unanimous decision (29-28 x2, 30-27) Maryna Moroz def. Sabina Mazo via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28 x2) Alex Perez def. Mark De La Rosa via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)
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March 30, 2019 - 22:56
The ref is probably so hard right now
March 30, 2019 - 22:57
G-G-G-G-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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March 30, 2019 - 22:57
Was hoping for a HEEM Damn women can't do anything right
March 30, 2019 - 22:57
eyepokes should be more punishable it literally killed her
March 30, 2019 - 22:58
Eye pokes are just part and parcel of striking.
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March 30, 2019 - 22:58
>judges dont give a fuck aobut eyepokes They only care for the second foul and onwards. Practically, if you don't foul once per fight you aren't fighting optimally.
March 30, 2019 - 22:58
That was Australia's finest fighting export, Megan Anderson
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March 30, 2019 - 22:58
all women mma fighters are unironically required to wear chest protection
March 30, 2019 - 22:58
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March 30, 2019 - 22:59
Imagine not taking your free eye poke with your win bonus on the line
March 30, 2019 - 22:59
This is what a gamethread should look like
March 30, 2019 - 22:59
Is this it? Is this where the fights get good?
March 30, 2019 - 22:59
honesty nice to see a good kick in wmma
March 30, 2019 - 22:59
gamethreads are hardly ever labeled heem you fucking cazzie
March 30, 2019 - 22:59
*gets kicked out of the australian military for cutting herself and trying to commit suicide* this sport really does recruit the best of the best
March 30, 2019 - 23:00
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March 30, 2019 - 23:00
no. We have just witnessed the best fight of the card until Gaycheese Vs Barboza
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March 30, 2019 - 23:00
Nice bait, wonder how many fish you'll catch.
March 30, 2019 - 23:00
imagine only taking an eye poke and not a poke, low blow, fence grab and illegal knee lmao@u
March 30, 2019 - 23:00
ok now it's the main event surely the fights will be higher quality
March 30, 2019 - 23:00
Like all anglos army people didn't appreciate her ass enough
March 30, 2019 - 23:01
I like how this is legal but eye pokes aren't, everyone should just throw lazy looking teeps to the eyes.
March 30, 2019 - 23:01
Why do thots wear these autistic costumes as if their fans care about anything except their butt?
March 30, 2019 - 23:01
Such a shame Eddie Alvarez couldn't main event this.
March 30, 2019 - 23:02
Need more portuguese speaking ladies
March 30, 2019 - 23:02
Any prelim fights worth watching later?
March 30, 2019 - 23:02
How many former UFC champs do you have wins over?
March 30, 2019 - 23:02
>World Series of Fighting vs Brave Combat Federation
Fer syure, mayteladd
March 30, 2019 - 23:02
yikes my sensors are saying you were NOT pretending to be retarded
March 30, 2019 - 23:02
Except you're wrong, their fans love the cute and quirkiness of le nerdy sexy lady
March 30, 2019 - 23:03
amen brother we need more of the portuguesa!
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March 30, 2019 - 23:03
Ok that preview was kinda based
March 30, 2019 - 23:04
I feel like this is a make or break fight for Branch, he's 100% getting cut if he loses.
March 30, 2019 - 23:04
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March 30, 2019 - 23:04
The UFC changed her nickname and didn't even tell her.
March 30, 2019 - 23:04
Someone post Gathje trying to climb a fence
March 30, 2019 - 23:04
Dom dyes his hair
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March 30, 2019 - 23:05
I could heem every 125 and 135 champ to ever live
March 30, 2019 - 23:05
2-2 in the UFC, only fighting top 10 guys. There are worse fighters getting contracts.
March 30, 2019 - 23:05
>Often the fight cards that don't look good on paper turn out to be amazing I think it's time we put that dog to rest
March 30, 2019 - 23:05
Maybe, wouldn't look good for them to cut the last guy to heem their new title challenger.
March 30, 2019 - 23:05
He lost his last fight but it's not like he's on a BJ-style skid. Stop overreacting
March 30, 2019 - 23:05
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March 30, 2019 - 23:06
they need to pretend they are people
March 30, 2019 - 23:06
Maybe Gaethje will shoot a takedown for once in his mma career.
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March 30, 2019 - 23:06
dc is so fucking fat lmao
March 30, 2019 - 23:06
I beat Jens Pulver at Fortnite
March 30, 2019 - 23:06
>he doesn't want to use the wrestling, he wants to stand in there and give the fans great fights
based DC with the dog whistles
March 30, 2019 - 23:07
I've got a kickboxing fight in 5 days and I've done nothing but sit here and eat pizza and cookies what do
March 30, 2019 - 23:07
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
March 30, 2019 - 23:07
how do i get jens to play vidya with me
March 30, 2019 - 23:07
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March 30, 2019 - 23:07
It was true for a long time, the literally who cards have slid
March 30, 2019 - 23:07
Go back to the shed Gus.
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March 30, 2019 - 23:08
I COULD BEAT EVERY SINGLE CTE BABY [spoiler]in chess [/spoiler]
March 30, 2019 - 23:08
He used to shoot for takedowns in wsof
March 30, 2019 - 23:08
It's called ART you incel women hate, not like you know something about it
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March 30, 2019 - 23:08
Karate Hottie has 980K instagram followers Huge draw, those are championship numbers For comparison Gaethje and Barboza COMBINED have 396K
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March 30, 2019 - 23:08
How a woman who fights for a living can be so attractive is beyond me
March 30, 2019 - 23:08
Branch will tap to strikes again.
March 30, 2019 - 23:09
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Solid filename, I wish I had one of the Coleman rope drop
March 30, 2019 - 23:09
Genuinely almost self heemed on the first one imagine the scenes
March 30, 2019 - 23:09
Always gives me a chuckle
March 30, 2019 - 23:09
May the bunda gods smile down upon us.
March 30, 2019 - 23:09
i want her to heem my d*ck
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March 30, 2019 - 23:10
>the state of that hairline
March 30, 2019 - 23:10
Who is this semen demon!?
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March 30, 2019 - 23:10
God, imagine those thighs wrapping around your head while she boxes your nuts
March 30, 2019 - 23:10
>le hip toss side kick mommy It's everything to do with the UFC pushing her (because she's hot) and dudes wanting to fuck her (because she's hot)
March 30, 2019 - 23:10
>tfw you will never raid and pillage the fertile lands of karate hottie
March 30, 2019 - 23:10
His commentary is comfy too, almost makes me forget i'm watching retards giving themselves brain damage
March 30, 2019 - 23:10
Isn't this one of the Nigerian brothers Smollett hired?
March 30, 2019 - 23:10
Wtf is this replay meme? Wtf are they on about
March 30, 2019 - 23:10
I'M DRUNK AND I CAN'T REMEMBER MY PICKS! anybody got em?
March 30, 2019 - 23:11
Lots of Africans dominating the UFC lately. Our African Americans are no match for them.
March 30, 2019 - 23:11
The number of people who want to see photos of KH are not the same number of people who want to watch KH fight.
March 30, 2019 - 23:11
>Has cte >Can't see shit >Still fights like a demon and can chop tree with his leg kicks BASADO
March 30, 2019 - 23:11
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March 30, 2019 - 23:11
With all this pro-nigerian talk around the UFC, will americam mutts start claiming nigerian heritage?
March 30, 2019 - 23:11
>be american >Pretend to be a kang
March 30, 2019 - 23:12
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March 30, 2019 - 23:12
if you are sub 1 mil followers as a women u are doing something wrong
March 30, 2019 - 23:12
I miss Mark Hunts CSGO streams
March 30, 2019 - 23:12
she's not even that hot honestly. jungle asians rarely are. i would literally not even give her a second look on the street.
March 30, 2019 - 23:12
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March 30, 2019 - 23:12
christ almighty what a temptress
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March 30, 2019 - 23:12
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March 30, 2019 - 23:12
Webm of those Moreas highlights please?
March 30, 2019 - 23:12
no, according to (((witnesses))) they had on red hats of some sort
March 30, 2019 - 23:12
>giving the judges a good look I'd add a point for that.
March 30, 2019 - 23:13
>yfw thiago gets to soften jones up for based johnny walker to take the belt in december
this is the real murderer's row
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March 30, 2019 - 23:13
post your face when the karate hottie heems your dick via kegel
March 30, 2019 - 23:13
It was invented to fish out headbutt finishes and turn them into NCs I believe the pair of fights that caused it were Campos/Guillard in Lellator and Peralta/Semerzier in UFC. So if there's a (T)KO finish but the ref thinks it might have been started by a headbutt, he calls for replay, they watch it, and move from there.
March 30, 2019 - 23:13
Islanders are jungle Asians?
March 30, 2019 - 23:13
civilizations tend to do that to you
March 30, 2019 - 23:13
They're all from the United States though. We can claim them and it's foolish for us not to. Thank you Mr. Kamarudeen "Marty" Usman for proudly representing both Nigeria and Nebraska
March 30, 2019 - 23:13
Jones doesnt get past Thiago
March 30, 2019 - 23:14
Why is dc attacking this sleeping man?
March 30, 2019 - 23:14
>jack danials >getting anywhere near the belt
He at least has to beat a competitor first. Even Till was asked to fight Thompson before his meme title shot.
March 30, 2019 - 23:14
Drink Modelo, bring down borders, slurp semen.
March 30, 2019 - 23:14
Based. Guys who find Asians attractive need their heads checked.
March 30, 2019 - 23:15
Johnny is about to have his Till-Thompson moment this summer bro
March 30, 2019 - 23:15
Justin Gaethje David Branch Michael Johnson Michelle Waterson Paul Craig Sheymon Moraes
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March 30, 2019 - 23:15
Daaamnn, the fight should've been stopped right there and then,
March 30, 2019 - 23:15
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March 30, 2019 - 23:15
Is karonila the most overhyped bum in the history of the UFC?
March 30, 2019 - 23:15
Would love to see little fat man Gastelum beat lanky Adesanya
March 30, 2019 - 23:16
This but it's Maycee Barber
March 30, 2019 - 23:16
hope this ends quick suddenly need to take a leak
March 30, 2019 - 23:16
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March 30, 2019 - 23:17
I favor him. Adesanya is a very good prospect, but he is being pushed too hard, too early.
March 30, 2019 - 23:17
Does she wax her forehead?
March 30, 2019 - 23:17
This one is going to be good.
March 30, 2019 - 23:17
Wish I had some beers lads
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March 30, 2019 - 23:18
look like a boy going bald
March 30, 2019 - 23:18
You don’t find a single Asian woman attractive?
March 30, 2019 - 23:18
AHEM
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March 30, 2019 - 23:18
Moraes slays pussy like mad no doubt
March 30, 2019 - 23:18
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March 30, 2019 - 23:18
I like that DC was actually upset about losing to JBJ.
Smith adn Gus were all like " oh man you're awesome xD!" as soon as they lost. Not true fighters.
March 30, 2019 - 23:18
How is Yusuf favored? Why are bookies always falling for the hype? I can see him win, of course, but not as a favorite.
March 30, 2019 - 23:18
I keep expecting a puff of smoke.
March 30, 2019 - 23:19
he's a lost cause. leave him to his white "women"
March 30, 2019 - 23:19
>drinking HRT juice
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March 30, 2019 - 23:19
I said fuck the prelims and slept in. Just tuning in now.
Did I miss anything?
March 30, 2019 - 23:19
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March 30, 2019 - 23:19
I think he's top 5 though.
March 30, 2019 - 23:19
>Nigerian fighters >all of them left Nigeria at an early age what did they mean by this?
March 30, 2019 - 23:20
my bad. better?
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March 30, 2019 - 23:20
>watersonpilled
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March 30, 2019 - 23:20
she does have a win over the current champion
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March 30, 2019 - 23:20
AFRICAN ILLUMINATIES RISE UP
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March 30, 2019 - 23:20
Liking the casual body jab from Yosuff. Wish more fighters did that.
March 30, 2019 - 23:21
>muh mountain goat fuckers >muh desert monkey fuckers ufc shilling hard
March 30, 2019 - 23:21
No one chastises Asian women for not finding white men attractive. Shut up.
March 30, 2019 - 23:21
the odds are manipulated to get even action, it's an educated opinion poll
March 30, 2019 - 23:21
michelle waterson's biological father is unironically white
March 30, 2019 - 23:21
for sure my guy, flat faces and folded eyelids are attractive features
March 30, 2019 - 23:21
There is an initial offering, and that influences how people vote, and thus the end result. Bookies do determine where we end up, at least partially.
March 30, 2019 - 23:22
Woahhh DC & Dom together this is some great commentary.
March 30, 2019 - 23:22
Practically none, senpai. Their figures are shapeless, and the ones who haven’t had plastic surgery done might as well be monkeys.
March 30, 2019 - 23:22
Yusuff's balls touching is annoying
March 30, 2019 - 23:22
Michelle Waterson has too many teeth, no one else has noticed this?
March 30, 2019 - 23:22
are you crazy? asian women are the biggest white worshippers on earth
March 30, 2019 - 23:22
cringe, a lot of asians are top tier
March 30, 2019 - 23:22
>Yusuff from a polygamous family in Nigeria Is polygamy the secret to producing UFC-bound children?
March 30, 2019 - 23:23
but the whole goal is even action
March 30, 2019 - 23:23
Michelle Waterson: I am half Caucasian and half Thai. I was born in Colorado Springs, Colorado. I spent the first two years of my life in Germany before moving back to the States and settling in Aurora, Colorado. Now I live and train in New Mexico.
March 30, 2019 - 23:23
Just look when she smiles.
March 30, 2019 - 23:24
lol yes it does have shades of UFC 2016 infatuation with Dagestani fighters
March 30, 2019 - 23:24
Coral Springs, really makes you wonder
March 30, 2019 - 23:24
A small minority maybe. The vast majority of Asians in general think white people are ugly.
March 30, 2019 - 23:24
Carla Esparza's biological father is "Irish" (American) btw.
March 30, 2019 - 23:25
The vast majority of asians think the wallet is a sexual organ.
March 30, 2019 - 23:25
>OOO-LAY O-LAY O-LAY O-LAY O-LAY OOOO-LAY OOO-LAY
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March 30, 2019 - 23:25
is this card gonna be nothing but decisions?
March 30, 2019 - 23:25
CAn't wait to see Faetjke beat Barboza with brutal standup
March 30, 2019 - 23:25
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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March 30, 2019 - 23:26
>t. r/asianmasculinity
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March 30, 2019 - 23:26
nah m8 white men and asian women have a weird mutual attraction
March 30, 2019 - 23:26
Dom is literally the worst
March 30, 2019 - 23:26
BLACKSODE YUSUFF, BLACKSPLOOOOODE
MY PICKS NEED YOU TO FUCKING BLACKSPLOOODE
March 30, 2019 - 23:26
What if you were a fighter and you ate a bunch of garlic and cheese and pickles right before your fight so any time you're clinched up with the other guy and breathing heavy he's choking on your breath?
March 30, 2019 - 23:26
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March 30, 2019 - 23:26
That’s a good thing. It’s more mma that’s more bang for your buck ya dumb goof why the fuck are you complaining?
March 30, 2019 - 23:26
desu DC > Felder > Rogan > le underhook man
March 30, 2019 - 23:27
Who the fuck names his son Gaycheese
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March 30, 2019 - 23:27
Holy shit these guys are 145? They look huge?
March 30, 2019 - 23:28
See a doctor
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March 30, 2019 - 23:28
I think you're lucky you're phone posting, kid.
March 30, 2019 - 23:28
I would give the winner of this Jeremy Stephens.
March 30, 2019 - 23:28
>not loading up on baked beans and getting a reverse mount high on your opponent
March 30, 2019 - 23:29
*white trash whales
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March 30, 2019 - 23:29
fershure bad breath is the advantage you need, b agree hundred persen BUT I dusagree hundred persen I would argue that GOOD breath is more distracting and might make your opponent pop a chubby, b
March 30, 2019 - 23:29
that looks like this ufc card
March 30, 2019 - 23:29
Yeah. I thought they are middleweights too
March 30, 2019 - 23:29
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March 30, 2019 - 23:29
I would picogram her all night! :^)
March 30, 2019 - 23:29
you couldnt me more r/asianmasculinity if you tried
fucking cringe
March 30, 2019 - 23:30
10-9 Suqdiq Yusuff 10-9 Shadman Moraes
March 30, 2019 - 23:30
pathetic, definitely not picture worthy
March 30, 2019 - 23:30
yea exactly feel bad for black women and asian men they need to pair up together desu
March 30, 2019 - 23:30
They are not currently 145 and they are manlets, look at the ref
March 30, 2019 - 23:30
i wonder why, they both just look massive, definitely didn't think they were 145
March 30, 2019 - 23:30
One round each, last one decides it.
March 30, 2019 - 23:30
Just got back from fap break bros, what did I miss?
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March 30, 2019 - 23:31
what a boring shit show of a fight. the Wakandan will win by decision.
March 30, 2019 - 23:31
Same 10-9 Yusuff 10-9 Moraes It will be a split decision.
March 30, 2019 - 23:31
Ok this one made me laugh.
March 30, 2019 - 23:31
I feel like i haven't seen Miragliotta reffing a match in a long time
March 30, 2019 - 23:31
Would you send your kid to train at USK Karate in Coral Springs Florida?
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March 30, 2019 - 23:32
He had a quadruple bypass
March 30, 2019 - 23:32
Moraes looks like lightskin tito trinidad
March 30, 2019 - 23:32
a reminder that cormier is a horrible father who let his die
March 30, 2019 - 23:32
literally nothing all the spice is being saved for the blood god main event
March 30, 2019 - 23:32
If I was in that arena I'd be WOOOOOing so hard right now
March 30, 2019 - 23:32
Lmao
>asian fetish >bmww fetish >literal shit posting
A true hero of /heem/
March 30, 2019 - 23:33
Commentary is insufferable lads
March 30, 2019 - 23:33
plz not another decision someone end this suffering
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March 30, 2019 - 23:34
Are you a specialist?
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March 30, 2019 - 23:34
Sheymon has contained the blacksplosion
March 30, 2019 - 23:34
If Dominick would just come out of the closet he might be less of a jerk.
March 30, 2019 - 23:35
Can ANYONE stop the Nigerian Takeover?
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March 30, 2019 - 23:35
Prime Waterson heems Nigannou
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March 30, 2019 - 23:35
FUCK I think it was enough though
Moraes picks on suicide watch
March 30, 2019 - 23:35
>IT >IS >not looking so good for Moraes kek
March 30, 2019 - 23:35
That's a shame Moraes was doing good, Yusuff just secured the decision.
March 30, 2019 - 23:35
VERY boring fight to be desu
March 30, 2019 - 23:37
thats a fucking meme shit latte
March 30, 2019 - 23:37
I'd say he won rd 1 and 2 but who knows. Good fight.
March 30, 2019 - 23:37
Well so WMMA > MMA. Do we all agree?
March 30, 2019 - 23:37
It's over, he's still in it
March 30, 2019 - 23:37
Compare this shit ground£ with the one we had earlier from Green. He couldn't hit any of those strikes.
March 30, 2019 - 23:37
If I get btfo of the picks already it will be a real sheymon
March 30, 2019 - 23:37
Reminder that when a black man and a huegroid are evenly matched in skill, the dark skinned man always wins through inherent genetic advantage
March 30, 2019 - 23:37
before the decission If It IS ANTIWHITE USA; NIGGER WINS IF IT IS BRAZIL; HUE WINS
AS EASY AS THAT
March 30, 2019 - 23:37
all the cazzies picked Moraes lmao
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March 30, 2019 - 23:38
Paul Craig is about to in the next fight.
March 30, 2019 - 23:38
>my picks immediately heemed by a manlet fight once again I'm so fucking tired of this. For the last three events I've got every single pick fight except for one manlet fight that costs me the perfect picks. Scrap all fucking divisions below lightweight. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.
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March 30, 2019 - 23:38
>29-27 lmao gotta love shit tier judging
March 30, 2019 - 23:38
He got hit at the side of his chin and only lost it for a few seconds. Very tough guys
March 30, 2019 - 23:38
generally wrong but the men have really been fucking up this card
March 30, 2019 - 23:38
Lots of nice shots in there they were just fire and water so not a TON of action but Moraes did TRY to win.
March 30, 2019 - 23:38
Yeah but Green was punching fuckign Ross Pearson
March 30, 2019 - 23:38
Not their fault you're retarded
March 30, 2019 - 23:39
what a dweeb, I like this dude
March 30, 2019 - 23:39
>29-27
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March 30, 2019 - 23:39
pure NAIJA power built for struggle
March 30, 2019 - 23:39
Good thing that the main event won't be ending in a decision
March 30, 2019 - 23:39
like 30% fixed, 70% superior african warrior genes
March 30, 2019 - 23:39
black night
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March 30, 2019 - 23:39
kek UFC judges are actual retarda
March 30, 2019 - 23:39
Shut the fuck up I'll rape you you faggot fucking leaf Go grease your asshole bitch
March 30, 2019 - 23:40
What country is yousiff from? Don’t recall him mentioning it
March 30, 2019 - 23:40
The hue is pretty handsome desu
March 30, 2019 - 23:40
>nigerian >perfect English >lives in America >If asked, wouldnt move back >still reps Nigeria
March 30, 2019 - 23:40
>Kron Gacie callout
Legit interesting fight and good callout Want to see that shit
March 30, 2019 - 23:40
>another ridiculous decision L M F A O nice """"""sport""""""" you got there mmafags
March 30, 2019 - 23:40
i guess everyone is supposed to call someone out at the end of their fights now. how fucking lame.
March 30, 2019 - 23:40
get a load of this caz lmao
March 30, 2019 - 23:40
tazmexufc Words can’t explain my emotions right now, I am not a biased man and I can admit when I’m wrong but I am at a loss for words on how i lost that fight. I left it all out there for my boy and got hosed. Anyone who has followed my story knows my family needed this and it hurts to know it was taken from me. There was no issues with the weight but there was some outside variables on the night before weigh ins that will soon come out for your better understanding. But no excuses I gave it my all and I thank you all for the love and support, you all mean the world me. Thank you for the support.instagram.com /p /BvprUrJHuMX /
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March 30, 2019 - 23:40
>calling out Kron Lmao. He's gonna get taken down and subbed in the 1st.
March 30, 2019 - 23:40
Time for me to pop a Franzi.
Is there a more patrician beer (there isn't)
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March 30, 2019 - 23:40
Yeah I didn't want to say it first but that guy could be a at least B List action hero or on TV.
March 30, 2019 - 23:40
no way he's going back to Nigeria. he's gonna bring not just his family but the whole village. Jussie Smolett will sponsor them.
March 30, 2019 - 23:41
Shut the fuck up Utah-fag
March 30, 2019 - 23:41
Same as Stipe wearing croatian flag trunks.
March 30, 2019 - 23:41
man dana really wants wakanda to takeover ufc
March 30, 2019 - 23:41
ive meet a fresh off the boat nigerian with an english accent
March 30, 2019 - 23:41
Keep crying for me you mentally ill dog
March 30, 2019 - 23:41
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March 30, 2019 - 23:41
Dude dana has bills to pay, he is just barely making it to the end of the month
March 30, 2019 - 23:41
>lives in america >trains in america >grew up in america >fights for nigeria Why is this meme allowed?
March 30, 2019 - 23:41
seethe this one was right
March 30, 2019 - 23:41
Are white people allowed to be apart of the Blackzillians?
March 30, 2019 - 23:41
>doodoo magumboo oh my days
March 30, 2019 - 23:41
Right? What happened to ill fight anyone the ufc gives me?
March 30, 2019 - 23:41
alex caceres is a MUNSTER my guy
March 30, 2019 - 23:41
imagine if thats how it worked in football, or basketball, or whatever
rankings are a lie
March 30, 2019 - 23:42
Absolutely appalling.
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March 30, 2019 - 23:42
and you can't do anything about it
March 30, 2019 - 23:42
Why does every Nigeria fighter have such an unbearable personality
March 30, 2019 - 23:42
English is the official language of Nigeria, by the way.
March 30, 2019 - 23:42
DOODOO MAGUMBOO??
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March 30, 2019 - 23:42
i legit thought this was just Yea Forums memes holy shit
March 30, 2019 - 23:42
The CTE. So strong I can smell it
March 30, 2019 - 23:42
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March 30, 2019 - 23:42
Yussuf? He’s only at 15%, white boys. You ain’t seen nothin
March 30, 2019 - 23:42
i want megan to sit on my face
March 30, 2019 - 23:43
they are just proving that you are whatever your ethnicity is, blacks will never be british or americans or swiss
March 30, 2019 - 23:43
This isn’t your grandmothers ufc
March 30, 2019 - 23:43
you wouldnt download an antisemite
March 30, 2019 - 23:43
No only explosive blacks and hues
March 30, 2019 - 23:43
rip goldie
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March 30, 2019 - 23:43
Heem picks getting BTFO on the first fight is a longstanding tradition
March 30, 2019 - 23:43
we're all just acting retarded
March 30, 2019 - 23:43
Megan is so beautiful I love her
March 30, 2019 - 23:43
Wait how is Bradlel in the crowd if he is calling fights after this finishes
March 30, 2019 - 23:43
>tfw English isn't even the official language of my country
March 30, 2019 - 23:43
>shilling boxing on ufc now huh
March 30, 2019 - 23:43
odds: Over 10½ fights go the distance 131/4 Over 11½ fights go the distance 196/1
>mex born in america and doesnt speak spanish at least he can mow lawns for a living now
March 30, 2019 - 23:43
>Gvozdyk vs Doodoo Ngumbu christ
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
March 30, 2019 - 23:43
Oh, I misspelled, I meant to write Yusuff there. Please remove that crying man from my post. Thanks.
March 30, 2019 - 23:43
>excuses >excuses >excuses >excuses >but still, no excuses guys. get rekt you fuckin entitled manlet
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March 30, 2019 - 23:44
ENOUGH WITH THESE FUCKING " NIGERIANS " WHAT IS THIS WAKANDA? ALL OF THEM GROW UP IN THE WEST, MAKE THEIR CAREER IN THE WEST, EDUCATED IN THE WEST AND NONE OF THEM REP THE WEST LMAO
March 30, 2019 - 23:44
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March 30, 2019 - 23:44
Goddamn, another Nigerian?
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March 30, 2019 - 23:44
Still in it but Craig might goof me, if he doesn't I think WMMA pillowfists will.
March 30, 2019 - 23:44
I only picked Nzechukwu because of his name and his hair.
March 30, 2019 - 23:44
>born in america and doesnt speak spanish Remember when Werdum and Tony had a fight on some radio interview, and Werdum spoke better spanish than Tony?
March 30, 2019 - 23:44
I want to facefuck megan so fucking bad
March 30, 2019 - 23:45
god i wish i could afford an illustrator program to paste PNGs like that
March 30, 2019 - 23:45
ESPN signed a deal with Top Rank before UFC came along. I guess Bob Arum and Dana White can be friends after all
March 30, 2019 - 23:45
He has a american f'rom da souf 'accent. I have met people from Nigeria, they dont sound like him or KANmaru
March 30, 2019 - 23:45
>bearjew >basically all wins by submission >against african
heem coming up bros
March 30, 2019 - 23:45
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March 30, 2019 - 23:45
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME
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March 30, 2019 - 23:45
so will the boxing shill work and heem watch boxing?
March 30, 2019 - 23:45
unironically based senpai
March 30, 2019 - 23:46
What's the current stats?
March 30, 2019 - 23:46
>this shitty voice over wth
March 30, 2019 - 23:46
Dan "The Hanging Chin" Hooker
March 30, 2019 - 23:46
Does that chart assume the rest of the world will keep feeding them or even be able to?
March 30, 2019 - 23:46
Not my first, but I respect your choice. You ever fucks with pic related?
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March 30, 2019 - 23:46
>Well done, Asia, well done >HOWEVER
March 30, 2019 - 23:46
It truly is hard work, and to be exact the DCcry is a jpeg
March 30, 2019 - 23:46
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March 30, 2019 - 23:46
you white cucks will do nothing all the way to the end, so who cares anymore
March 30, 2019 - 23:46
can we settle this once and for all? Do you pronounce Gaethje >A. Gayth-gee or >2. Gay-chee seems obvious to me
March 30, 2019 - 23:46
I'll watch the main fight, it should be pretty good. Then I'm watching ONE a couple hours after. Comfy.
March 30, 2019 - 23:47
does the Bearjew have autism?
March 30, 2019 - 23:47
Nigeria is this years Dagestan, UFC loves shilling one shit hole or another to try and get a bigger market share.
March 30, 2019 - 23:47
hey, i'd support reparations but only if they use the money to move back to Nigeria or whatever shit-hole country from which their ancestors were kidnapped.
March 30, 2019 - 23:47
Honestly, this is secretly what made people vote for Trump, its not all the bullshit about loss of farming jobs, its all the people who rep their race, waving Mexican or CentAm flags rather than American outside, waving Nigerian flags is disrespectful as hell.
March 30, 2019 - 23:47
Bradley is pretty cool even though he's kinda retarded
March 30, 2019 - 23:48
for sure we're going to show you a tweet
March 30, 2019 - 23:48
7 decisions
jesus dont even know how you do that with a jpeg i'm literally in awe
March 30, 2019 - 23:48
Only blacks who have a white man's name >Cormier >Jones not fuckin Adensaya or Yusuff
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March 30, 2019 - 23:48
Schaub no
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March 30, 2019 - 23:48
>Gaythe-gee
sounds like what mike tyson would say
March 30, 2019 - 23:48
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March 30, 2019 - 23:48
LMAO >African Nation >Speaks with a british accent
March 30, 2019 - 23:48
this won't be a work like his last fight. bear jew getting gadooshed.
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March 30, 2019 - 23:48
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March 30, 2019 - 23:48
>secretly it wasn't a secret
March 30, 2019 - 23:49
Literally what is the point of even watching the rest of this bros. Im only continuing watching to see Megan again.
March 30, 2019 - 23:49
lmao them japans man they got it
2 if you're a pleb gay cheese if you're patrician
March 30, 2019 - 23:49
>African Savage >Bearjew >pre-emptying the racism by being racist to themselves Extremely high IQ
March 30, 2019 - 23:49
Why can't americans pronounce craig properly?
March 30, 2019 - 23:49
>bearjew vs magumbo who's the white man in this fight?
March 30, 2019 - 23:49
Paul Craig is the ULTIMATE can
March 30, 2019 - 23:49
Another guy will find a chip in his leg soon
March 30, 2019 - 23:50
>be mo farah >born in mogadishu but reps britain >never accepted as a true brit
March 30, 2019 - 23:50
Barboza/Gaethje you moron
March 30, 2019 - 23:50
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March 30, 2019 - 23:50
Is waving an Irish flag disrespectful?
March 30, 2019 - 23:50
>only fighter with 100+ significant strikes in first 3 fights
Why would you say that like its impressive?
March 30, 2019 - 23:50
Is this it for the white race if the Wakandian knocks out the white boy?
March 30, 2019 - 23:51
Is he actually Jewish? If so, I expect a strong showing.
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March 30, 2019 - 23:51
if this goes to a decision i'll be very angry
March 30, 2019 - 23:51
forgot about that
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March 30, 2019 - 23:51
Unless all the rest of the fights are first round heems it's going to be a long time until then
March 30, 2019 - 23:51
do you see québécois waving a french flag? No, get over your fucking heritage you fucking mutt and embrace your flag
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March 30, 2019 - 23:51
absolutely shit music in these promos. just set everything to face the pain
March 30, 2019 - 23:51
nah that's only on /pol/ most normal people accept him as a Brit
March 30, 2019 - 23:52
You come home after staying late for Mr Goldstein wageslaving away. The only thing holding you together is your loving gf. As soon as you open the door you hear moans the likes of which you have never heard a women make before and run into the bedroom to see your gf getting ripped to shreds in a ufc fighter Nigerian gangbang. as your mind begins to snap Kamaru Usman looks up at you and says >looks like you're having a Nigerian Nightmare as he nuts all over your gfs misty eyed reddened face
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March 30, 2019 - 23:52
Some would say their nicknames couldn't be possible in our PC World. Guess not.
March 30, 2019 - 23:52
I’m rooting for karate mommy because she is so beautiful
March 30, 2019 - 23:52
thank god i'll be dead before the africa part reaches 30+ %
March 30, 2019 - 23:52
The US has no unified ethnic heritage, you can rep the US and your specific ethnic group at the same time. Stop being a cucked fag and take pride in your roots
March 30, 2019 - 23:52
Dana is going in on the twitter goofs tonight
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March 30, 2019 - 23:52
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March 30, 2019 - 23:53
don't think i can stand much more of this. think i'll watch dykes b-ball.
March 30, 2019 - 23:53
hopefully karate hottie sends karolina to motherhood
March 30, 2019 - 23:53
god I wish this would happen to me
March 30, 2019 - 23:53
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March 30, 2019 - 23:53
>Jew vs Nigger Everyone wins
March 30, 2019 - 23:53
Get over your heritage? Good lock convincing people of that.
March 30, 2019 - 23:53
>that monkey reach White boi will be hurt
March 30, 2019 - 23:54
Never seen this, but will check it out if I ever do, thanks for the rec
March 30, 2019 - 23:54
what happened to your boy against khabib? he hasn't really beat anyone down since mike lullo. and that's only cause mike couldn't close the omoplata
March 30, 2019 - 23:54
that only works on cucked, brainrotten whites brah, dont even bother.
March 30, 2019 - 23:54
Why this nigga hair look like Abraham Lincoln ‘s hat?
March 30, 2019 - 23:54
he's not jewish, he just beat a guy to death with a baseball bat like the bearjew in the movie
March 30, 2019 - 23:54
i wonder who could be behind this card full of blacks
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March 30, 2019 - 23:54
>implying you wouldn't get a boner and go get those girly clothes you keep hidden and ask to join
March 30, 2019 - 23:55
Big whitey UK about to heem faggot Nigerian Americans
March 30, 2019 - 23:55
>Nigerians 17-0 wh*toids seething
March 30, 2019 - 23:55
A country doesn't need a unified ethnic background to have nationalism. Canada was founded by the French and English, yet you rarely see either flag flown because we have a national identity and don't cling to the past like some people do
March 30, 2019 - 23:55
>it's a shitskin that has lived in the US for his whole life reps a shitty country he'll never go back to again
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March 30, 2019 - 23:55
I like Paul Craig's attitude, even if he does suck.
March 30, 2019 - 23:55
damn that arm was getting fucked
March 30, 2019 - 23:56
How is Craig only a brown belt when he's show better bjj in his ufc career than most black belts?
March 30, 2019 - 23:56
jesus fucking christ another Nigerian?? Do you really think Africa is a market the UFC is interested in ?
"We will be everywhere, all over the world" - Dana "we'll see" White
March 30, 2019 - 23:56
he's getting those vitor "anti-aging vitamins"
March 30, 2019 - 23:57
DC showing showing some world class commentary >It's over. it's over... oh he got out. >Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh ^when literally nothing it happening
March 30, 2019 - 23:57
Because his coach doesn't hand out free black belts like Woodley's coach does
March 30, 2019 - 23:58
wew goof should just go to his buddies house absolutely btfo by white
March 30, 2019 - 23:59
i love how casual hue jitsu fags are about being in the same position bitches get fucked in
March 31, 2019 - 00:01
Easily the worst card I’ve watched in ages.
March 31, 2019 - 00:01
Because black bjj belt is absolutely worthless thing because everybody has it
March 31, 2019 - 00:01
are paul craigs knees the real losers of this fight?
March 31, 2019 - 00:02
is Sambo the thinking man's martial art?
March 31, 2019 - 00:03
WHITES WIN AGAIN NIGGEREANS BTFO
March 31, 2019 - 00:12
because his coach is an egotistical tightwad
March 31, 2019 - 00:18