Well Yea Forums?

Well Yea Forums?

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1. I give them both red cards
2. Is give that player a red card for taunting me
3. I give the maintenance people of the field a red card for poor pole foundation

I rule with an iron fist

I love these threads.

1. Warn the the injured player, the captain and the physio verbally and add one or two minutes to stoppage time.
2. Nothing or a yellow depending on tone. The association will talk to me regarding the controversial penalties later in the same week and I'll justify myself on the report.
3. If the linesman can't help me, I pretend I know it's a throw-in.

>thell the phisyo cuck to shit the fuck up or he gets the sack
>carry on, maybe call him a cunt
>ask VAR for suggestion, then give a throw in anyway because I make the rules

1. send them both off
2. abandon the game
3. stand there til some cunt makes a move then obliterate his fucking cranium with my knee

I give the penalty in all these situations

VAR can't rule throw-ins and corner kicks if I'm not mistaken.

Ill just ask for advice and give the throw in anyway. Just to let them know whos boss

1. yellow for the captain
2. nothing. his choice if he wants to miss and the penalty has already been given, so I can't card him for diving anymore
3. that's what the linesman is for, but a throw in if in doubt

1. multiball
2. multiball
3. multiball