Official UFC Philadelphia 2019 on Showtime Live Thread Game Thread #2

I appreciate what you do for heem community aussie bro

Heem everything even meatus

Daily reminder that Peruvians are the most based Latin Americans

The reason why Latin Americans are mostly ABSOLUTE SCUM is because they are FILTHY mixes between Europeans and Native Americans. Peruvians aren't as much as a mix, they are much more native, and hence better in just about every important way.

Come on, Peru!

this 3bh

>decision
>decision
>robbery
>split decision
great card so far

i'm literally wearing it right now

Kids.

I always wanted a WWE belt when I was a wee boy.

anik is racist

Polish youtubers/streamers only federation

youtube.com/watch?v=M89f6K4EHos

will we get smack talk branch or tap to strikes branch? uncle dana is still giving him co mains tho

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I am sure Dana wants some more black gentlemen UFC stars, instead of niggers UFC stars.

not sure who won that round
how do you guys have it scored?

8-8

Man my bookies had Branch as dog in this fight.
WAT

Branch wins all day

Pretty clearly Aguilar, asshole

Barzola with the big brain strategy of letting his opponent have the first round

Aguilar

>and pound every single game

cringe

4 boring fights in a row, HEEM ME UP

barzola obviously

the white guy

Aguilar won.
He is landing better shots.

All those checked kicks and straight punches from dickkick guy win it.

I really don't undestarnd barzola fight plan, he is a fuckin wrestler, why is he not looking for the takedown. I blame his retarded corner the fucki'n pitbull low IQ indio

U S A

Pounding beer is illegal here.

Edson Barboza vs. Justin Gaethje
David Branch vs. Jack Hermansson
Josh Emmett vs. Michael Johnson
Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Michelle Waterson
Paul Craig vs. Kennedy Nzechukwu
Sheymon Moraes vs. Sodiq Yusuff

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Daily reminder that a Nigerian has never EVER lost a single UFC fight.

nice sparring match

>USA chants between a Peruvian and 2nd gen immigrant
filthadelphia

He is trying it now. Not sure what he was waiting for.

wow the shilling is unreal

too much cringe

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A sports bar

Gaethje
Hermansson
MJ
KK
Nzechukwu
Moraes

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What will be the first good fight tonight?

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are people only buying his whiskey so they can get retweeted by him? is this next level marketing?

Barboza
Branch
Emmett
Waterson
Craig
Yusuff

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man what a shitty wrestler

Proper slag.

>Edson Barboza
>Jack Hermansson
>Michael Johnson
>Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>Paul Craig
>Sheymon Moraes

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I think she’s hot dont @ me

do white trash american women actually roleplay as rednecks to look "badass"?

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Who is fighting right now? Am not watching

Imagine licking Lauren's clit whilst licking her sister's asshole.

Aguilar is pretty good

based
redpilled

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She isn't even in the UFC anymore

Co-main event dude

barboza
branch
emmett
karate hottie
craig
morales

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Ukraine-Cuba fight was good, by WMMA standards.

Proper post

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white trash = rednecks. they don't roleplay lol

Gvozdyk Ngumbu

She is AUSTRALIAN and BOGAN and PROUD

Here comes another decision..

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for me its jessu

how many tongues you got?

The fuck? Why is it on so early?

>fighting for his life
oh cmon now

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How many assholes need licking?

Whoa bro, chillax

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did the black guy stop this from being a wrestlefucking match?

>american

>photoshopping the bottle to look smaller

sad to be desu

mamma mia

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richfags who have like home gyms and stuff

Because you touch yourself at night.

i have this mental separation between them in my mind, that rednecks are the actual rural archetypes, while white trash are the urban equivalent

this actually makes it worse

>card is earlier
>feeling more tired despite this

This shit makes no sense. I'm ready to go heem sleepy and it's only 10pm. is it just this card that's heeming me? This fight isn't that bad but the previous ones have been shit.

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Woooo!

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I just hope they cut some upper divisions and make strawweight division for men, maybe they could fire all the light heavyweights so more light divisions are created, how about a card only atomweights? 2 hours of men under 50 kg, all decisions. Who would not pay for that?

WOOOOOO

the swede in the 1st column didn't pick all 6 fights

Is it Justin/Barboza yet?

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Eat your chips with chopsticks so you don't get flavouring on your keyboard and mouse

Kelvin Gastelum.
But really, if I ran an MMA gym, I'd buy one for the wall and for people to take pictures with it.

Did DC forget that Borg lost?

based

When main card start in tired

it's not just you dude i woke up at 1pm cst and i'm already tired

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go to bed now and you'll be awake in time for ONE

All this peruvians in UFC should go back to their country to cultivate potatoes in the Andes instead of fighting, also their trainers should retire from mma

we all forgot about that "fight"

When will Dana introduce the trap division?

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I eat sushi with a fork, dont@me.

>eddie ground kneeing and soccer kicking pinoys
mitte b cuul

30-27 Barzola

This

why do peruvians hate canadians?

if i ran an mma gym i'd buy the old one just to do the old boomer meme

Yuo fucking piece of shit. Trans-women get to compete with the cis-women. It's 2019.

i forgot about ONE
Don't think I'll watch it, any idea what time Alvarez/DJ will be or nah?

USADA is transphobic.

Finally some banging by these Chad Mendesses though.

how stupid can you be

Barzola 100%

i can't even do the main card at this rate, i just feel out of it

barzola won rounds 1 and 3

>flush flying knee
>no heem
theyd call yoel the goat middleweight for landing that

im hyped for the ONE card, is gonna be a comfy /heem/

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i agree but i disagree

29-28 Barzola

ONE is way better than this card. Probably the best card ONE has ever put on. Go to sleep and wake up for that instead.

I need a 20 minute window to go take a shower, shave and brush my teeth. Is this the best time for it? pls respond

Angel of Decisions

Guess borzola wins cause he lost

based, great Australian judging

Barboza
Branch
Johnson
Waterson
Nzechukwu
Yusuff

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Oh so now they stop handing out robberies

LMao Aguilar's gay hick voice.

FINALLY A GOOD DECISION

literally robbed

imagine being this much of a cazzie lol

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Is she Jewish?

autistic screech man has won my respect

yea wtf is this

And the streak continues.

You shave your teeth?

These judges need to be publicly flogged after tonight

>CHI guy with a gay texan accent
Did not see this coming

7.30am (but you have to bear in mind the clock change)

so if you forget to change your clocks: 6.30am

NOOOOO MY CONOR CLONE LOST!!!!!!!

those were some MUUNSTER highlights lmao

peruANOs btfo

>staying up to watch chocolate lightbulb and CTEddie

Can you shills just rot in hell? Nobody is going to watch WSOF Asia

>listens to metal and rock
>calls himself the angel of death
>has hick voice

Aguilar is now /myspic/

Dana is FUMING

>implying i'm actually watching

is that the main card or prelims? i just wanna see Alvarez/DJ 2bh

>gooby with a fake accent

>Another black dude with dreads nicknamed predator

Yawn.

Remember when McGregor used to be fun

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Im watching on ESPN deportes and her spanish is perfect

pearson has no chance right? my dad could heem him

Ones vice president emailed the Fertittas saying they are a willing feeder and subordinate to the UFC. Why do you think they traded Askren for Mighty No Dimes?

>just in time to watch Pearson die
sweet

>the predator
>angel of death

these shitty top 50 UFC fighters need to be forced to have a nickname change

P R O P E R
R
O
P
E
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S W I L L
W
I
L
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hi dana

Is that Aljo?

nice try Dana

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Ray Borg lost? To a nobody? On the early prelims?

I don't follow manletweight but wasn't his last fight Mighty Mouse?

>he has been making this post since February 2016

Is there women’s rugby in America, or is it just a meme for the Marines commercial

For me, it has to be Ross "The Real Deal" Pearson

My nickname would be user "the gay rapist" Ymous. Born in iraq, fighting out of Canada, and representing India.

Borg had to fight 4 guys at once, it wasn't a fair fight at all.

Braindead shills as usual. Nobody is going to actually watch your clown show Shitri

did you see who hes fighting, at best he will get wrestlefucked or decisioned

He fought at bantamweight and got robbed

he moved up to bantamweight, missed weight, and lost the decision. he's a fucking loser.

main card should be around 10.30ish
but now I don't know if this is taking the clocks into account

the clocks are fucking EVERYTHING UP

Just wake up earlyish is all I can say
Even ONE's official website just has everything in some unknown timezone.
I don't know if it's Tokyo time or Singaporean time.

You should add an arabic words + a slavic suffix to your name, for credibility.

Trying too hard, my man

Things stopped making sense in the ufc a while ago, now just sit back and enjoy the shitshow

>women’s rugby in America

you could have typed this into google and found outin 30 seconds here's your (you) you meme fuck

Thank you for your service, m8. I love these

>the rigor mortis of ross pearson vs a low volume wrestleboxer
b-b-beast matchmaking for espn, b

not watching this shit except for main even, how far into the card are we?

DUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

one more decision coming on up

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kek, thanks regardless
I'm not sure I'll be able to do it honestly
With UFC on I'll probably be sleeping late as is

im feeling upset bros

lmao that promo with dana and all the fighters posing like anime characters

Time for another man to get gatekeeped by Pearson

Flushed Pearson boutta get heem'd

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

He's so ashy. I know greasing is illegal but they should have at least let him moisturize a little

He can't rest until Canada gives him his leaf back

Green wins by a boring decision.

>5 DECISIONS IN A ROW
yikes

this card feels so long already holy shit

just end it.

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When is Twitchy starting?

>22-15

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Ref looks like an alien

I'd hug you if you were close.

>Disney is paying 600-700 million a year for this
kek

Cruz absolutely mogging DC

You guys have been wrong since the first fight tonight so brutal HEEEEEEM incoming

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I thawlt Ross Pearson retired

ill take fucking anything over a decision

ANY MARCH MADNESS ON TODAY? How about fucking baseball? This is hard to watch for free

DC and Cruz commentary is amazing.

>Pearson gets dropped already

This dude is 1 foot in the grave but dana doesn't care so it's okay, unlike Cuck Lidlel.

DC and dom should kiss

>Stop it. You're being silly.
Why is Dom such a bitch

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oooooooohhhh

every time he gatekeeps a prospect his contract gets extended by 1 fight

Blacking incoming. Imagine picking Pearson.

CAM ON ROSS!!!

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for me it's pacifico

he's nonironically a closeted homosexual

You've been living in the alternative reality where Ross Pearson makes sensible career choices.

>crawl around like a baby and get blasted

Beast of a gameplan.

Ross 10-9

HEEM SLEEPY

t. Luigi Bonnano
t. Deric Milinkovic
t. Jerome DeShawn
t. Xherdan Xhaka

I hate the NuUFC

>mfw i have to wake up at 5 tomorrow and if card finishes at 2 i am absolutely fucking fucked

HEEM

HEEEEEEEEEM FLUSHY

You're thinking about Pickett

LMAAAAAOOOO

HEEM STOPPY

B LA C K E D

YESSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I BEAT ROSS PEARSON!

starched

THAT WAS FOR BREXIT

FUCK WHITE PEEPUL

At last

BOOM

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Best fight of the night so far

time to hang them ross

Wow, actually hitting with his volume on the ground. Quite refreshing after seeing so many "pros" punch shoulders and air from this exact position.

early stoppage

lmao yea nothing to write home about rlly

Pearson is the definition of a can.

t. Nigel Cuckingworth

>British "strikers"

> *burp*

hehe was gonna make this joke

more wrestlers need to start doing this

You should have napped through the prelims and just tuned in for the main card senpai
why you gotta be up for 5 anyway

You are right, I am wrong. Good call.

Pearson is flushed but at least his wife is pretty hot.

He can probably start a gym and have a comfortable life why does he keep subjecting himself to this

Green didn't actually do that badly against Taisumov.
So either Green is alright, or Taisumov is overrated.

This is what happens when the peasants outbreed the upper class, lads.

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>norf fc gets heemed again
Should have retired years ago.

This was the last time ross pearson was able to string two wins together

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WEBM of Ross trying to fist bump Green

This lennox lewis looking motherfucker is so dumb he does his post fight speech about his dead manager with his mouthpiece in.

Naw he's a journeyman borderline gatekeeper

t. Woijech Lukacz
t. Abdi Abdi
t. Mehmet Yildirim

figures a swedcuck would think it was a joke
if hes moving its early

>Ross Pearson is a soft spoken eloquent speaker from Sunderland

Hahah BREXIT, NORF fC hahaha BlacK Man Good!

>Ross Pearson and Brad Pickett both fighting tonight

Whats wrong with his teefs

southwestern engineering works i have to wake up 1 hour fucking early to take busses

why can't brits beat our nogs?

its a grill, not his mouthpiece lmao

>FOR FREE

Once again I'm reminded of the absence of God. Kills two people in a car accident and achieves greatness months later. I'm gonna kill myself soon. Fuck this gay earth.

Look at that, 100% of these strikes landed well. Meanwhile even Khabib misses like 1/3 of his strikes. Pretty good finish actually.

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>I'll get on my knees
Gaypilled

>George Sotiropoulos
Haven't heard that name in a while.

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>he does it for free

You are basically fighting for free already without unionization.

go on a shooting spree first

That's even worse.

as shit sounds uncomfy af
good luck familia

>He was considered a title contender at one point
kek

DC is proppa switched on tonight. Must have had an original Monster instead of the low-carb before the show.

>PVZ commentating for M-1 Global
What fucking timeline are we in

The brits can't beat anybody they used to own

Based and bostonpilled

Karyn Bryant looking eminently fuckable.

What are you talking about

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Nuffing wgong wif hiz teef, das racis

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>Quintet women only
Nice

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Green beats Khabib

listening to her talk is worse than watching her fight

that's Philly as fuck

Felder and Tyron look like the same person with a different color palette.

Looks like a wooden mop.

Kill him

in the 100 yard dash?

Mom (left) gf (right)?

based hapa milf

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Felder is his alternate skin

Tyron's eyes look like my cat's when she sits too close to the heater.

Try to take me down, you eat a knee

Some say if you listen closely you can still hear terry etim's soul crying from the shadow realm.

BJ Penn vs Ross next!

You wouldn't fuck a wooden mop?

wooooooooooooo

Really like Rodriguez.

So what’s next for him boys? He’s not actually retiring right. What’s his endgame?

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you're supposed to eat a few strikes when you're getting up but not so many. i still ride with real deal. even if he is bellator bound.

Seems like a pretty chill blue collar crowd.

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>judges rule it a draw

Felony assault on a peace officer

avoiding jail

>wmma

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never forget when in tekken 3 with the square you get the bruce lee suit for Forrest Law
NEVER FORGET

He's gonna die in a car crash James Dean style, cap this and check em, bitches

is that a ngannou t shirt?

Rose you don’t fear death, you welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe.

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Prison

another boxing loss against Paulie before we find him ODed in some Las Vegas suite.

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what's protein shake bottle bro taking a picture of?

So what SHOULD have Ross done here? I can't really see how he could have countered

Nick Diaz 3

>female Quintet
Gonna jack off to that

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His raging napoleon complex will continue to cause him to get into fights with phones and vehicles

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thanks man, tfw wagecucking sucks

He'll fight Tony later this year. Cap this.

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DC is having a lot of fun tonight.

>You’re African American, DC.
ffs Cruz

Based DC wants to go back to his roots

knee to the brain-face

He should have grabbed the ref and told him not to fucking stop the fight.

WE AH NOT HYAH TU TAKE PART
WE AH HYAH TU TAKE OVA

I don't think we'll be seeing Tony for a while if ever

>fastest growing population
>fastest growing economy
I for one am welcome for Nigeria to become the EU's China.

twitter.com/Sethbmma/status/1112113544160399361

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they are what sweet politics are made of

Buys Bellator

W E

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They're really promoting Sodiq Yusuff. Sheymon Moraes has a good chance of shutting down his hype.

who the fuck is this?

He's projecting his insecurities about being half-Mexican

>shill calling shills shills

lmao

walkout song

So why is the UFC just changing fighter's nicknames without informing them?

All of them but one grew up in the west from childhood and none of them rep thet lmao

This is the first time I've seen a Proper Twelve commercial. How long have they been airing?

Toke break

i'm neet atm so i'm good but not for long, probably gonna get in some 18k wageslave shit

WEBM of that sick camera spaz

Our kangzz wuz HOT

Poirier will beat twink Holloway again

I missed his UFC debut
Is he any good?

they're blowing through that 1.6 billion dollar tax break they got from president trump

>you're not a nigger dc you're white
What did cruz mean by this?

He could have pulled guard like a normal person

Yeah he looked really good but Moraes has been an underdog in every single fight and so far has only lost by submission to Zabit.

>MMA fat

What did he mean by this?

Will we see a sheem tonight lads?

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Sit through a 15 minute WMMA decisionfest or put on pants and pop out to the corner store to buy a Proper #12.

Decisons lads.

WUZ

Nigeria is becoming China's China.

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Who's the top 5 fattest mma fighters?

Is GSP a 5/5?

Absolutely based, thank you frend

Not even a question

Disney is very expensive they must make billions a month just at the theme parks

Ring control is a meme. JJ running from an opponents all the time. It's just his style. Pressing with his reach is meaningless. I don't understand why wrestling and grappling are not the same thing too

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if espn knows mcgoober is a known sexual convict why are they still playing his stupid shit?

Theyre beyond money at this point, theyre vying for control of the goyim.

no cnron erstores have proper 12, get out of here mcnugget

Marina Rodriguez is really good.

>wmma

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>dad walks in

Enjoy your Proper #12 user.

Do you have any Kevin Holland webms aussiebro?

jessica looks like a nice woman

>eye poke meta
noice

Take the tshirt off you dumb bitch

>wmma

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lmao

Marina understands the meta

ALLEGED

JUST BLINK

ahahahahah

why don't they have eye drops on hand for these pokes

Keith No Nonsense Peterson

good fight so far

>I needs da inturprahur ova heres!

This card is so trash already. Disney is spending 500 million a year on this? Lmao..

idk about you lads but I think Ross Pearson deserves the axe.

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decisions
ref delays
what a shit show

DC scores eye poke

>"I'm here with the consensus greatest of all time bantamweight, Dominick Cruz." - t anik

savage. caught the prelims

Is that referee Cody's dad?

Looking forward to the main card

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Yep

looks like the eyepoke was effective

WMMA is so bad

JUST
BLEED

>Opponent trips and falls
>Not letting them get back up to their feet

Disgusting

Just pinch her broken nose until she taps

she leaky

>looks like

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*slams myself into your armbar*
heh, nothin personell

well, you shouldnt

Why do they always slam the triangle arm bar, it always makes it worse

This sport is taking a nosedive.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT AN ENDING

why did i watch this shit holy crap colossal waste of time so far

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just looked it up: 60 billion in revenue last year. that's what you get when you charge $15 for a bottle of water in your parks and hire illegal aliens

Not always. Someone broke loose from an armbar that way last week

eye meta

WHat a fucking disaster of a fight

based ref

ugh that girl's face is fucked!

good reffing i guess

>Eyepokes

based mouse owning the goyim animals

EYEPOKE #2 LMAO

You just missed a banger of a fight in Fitzgerald v Fowler, stop wasting your time with MMGAY.

*pokes*

I love WMMA in the same way Sheev loves democracy

Damm lmao eye pokes är worth it

Based Keith Peterson

DO IT AGAIN

Marina is the female Tony Ferguson, fights at a good pace with some wild stuff but constantly sticks her fingers out.

Not even memeing, they seriously need to invent some kind of plexiglass contacts or something

WOOOOOOOOOO

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>Lanklet pokes eyes for easier wins

Needs to start kicking knee caps and torquing shoulders too.

9-9

I mean.. if its good enough for Jon Jones...

throw in the towel for aguilar. It's over.

dc sure is quiet......

Where in Canada are you

Just allow eyepokes if you're going to effectively let them away with blinding their opponent.

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>beaner vs hue

Nothing but cheating.

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Two point eye poke desu

>pokes eye in the beginning of the match
>pokes eye in the ending of the match

FEED THE BLOOD GOD

How'd she survive that armbar.

b-b-b--b-b-b-b--b-banger

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that's not a black nose

Herb would ended it

Women can bend their arms back in a disgusting fashion.

eye poke 3 when?

I have to say Keith is pretty based. Is he the official ref of /heem/? I can't remember a time he had a controversial stoppage.

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Best fight so far

Every (((WMMA))) fighter who comes in wearing a full shirt loses.

peak wmma

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women's arms are soft and bendy so that they're better for cuddling

/WMMA/

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hamilton

It absorbs the punches forcing them to go to the face

Keith is patrician-tier

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When has he ever officiated a match anyone cares about?

it's a perfect analogy to attitudes towards modesty today

I automatically root against any woman that wears a rashguard in the octagon.

Lol

oof oof oof

those were some nice knees

headgear amplifies the force of punches

mexico getting lit up

GETTING MURDERED WITH THE KNEES

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fuckkkk

gang rashguard where we at

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didn't someone win with a toenail eye poke. seriously just eye poke to win in this sport

fucking gooby commericals

they should throw in the towel desu

WMMA delivering like usual

Imagine having a gf like this
It would be epic
>Babe im going to. My. Mates house to. Drunk beer and watch the game
>youre going nowhere
*elbow to the face * *low kick* *eye poke*

And beating continues.

>That's it fights over
>Stop the fight

Cruz and DC constantly spouting this shit annoys me greatly

based force amplifying headgear poster
gloves amplify the force as well

every proper 12 ad i appreciate khabib more and more

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no it changes the force

what did mcnuggets say at the end of that advert?
I was laughing to hard at his fake laugh to hear it

9-9
10-8
?

rodriguez is the best striker in the division.

she should shoot for takedowns instead of face tanking

this match should have ended in the end of round 1

holy shit just stop it Aguilar isn't even doing anything at this point

Unless you're a literal midget this cutbabby scarecrow wouldn't do shit to you.

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he said "you can lead an irishman to water but don't try to put it in his drink" that's all i heard

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Rodriguez looking pretty decent desu

She's the most entertaining WMMA, all of her fights are good.

Unfortunately gorilla doesn't make enough money for ads on espn

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>pronouncing it hadrrrreegez
be a bigger douchebag why dontcha

mexicans have thick skulls they're hard to heem + wmma power

Aguilar confirmed tougher than Woodley

She's too small
There's nothing she can do
Maybe her best path to victory is to spam OHRs and hope for the random heem

They wear the shirt so you can see the blood better.

That’s my university. Really should’ve checked that trad thot out while she was here.

JBJ vs Amfrony Smiff, the WMMA version

Nothing turns me on more than a WMMA like Rodriguez dominating another woman. She cute

Is she mexican or brazilian?

these were nice
Rodriguez will be pretty interesting to look at going forward, could do quite well

Draw incoming

She's fighting a hobbit though

350$ Fine. Pay immediately or face imprisonment.

Disappointed in this fight
Hoping Rodriguez would HEEM the spic

how do these two end up together anyway
is rodriguez a cutbabby, or is aguilar a cutlet?

10-8 Aguilar
10-9 Rodriguez
10-9 Rodriguez
DRAW

WMMA is the future

Was just at the parks a bottle of dani is 3.50

>when wmma is msot exciting fight

Seeing Aguilar get beat up is really satisfying somehow

shut up coral

The second was 10-8

29-27 rodriguez

Y Nuevo
New

Anyone would look decent after poking a midget in both eyes.

BASED Australian judging

>doofus.jpg

aguilar didn't win the first round. It was 9-9

29-27 UD

Sláinte, Irish for cheers

29-28 Aguilar octagon control

Are strikes to the tits legal

judges dont give a fuck aobut eyepokes

He probably retires tonight

Still very impressive. She definitely hits hard and has nice speed for WMMA.

idk tbch. On paper Rodriguez is as tall as Jedrzejczyk (she's built bigger though) and Aguilar is taller than Andrade

Connor is a funny man

You’d fit right I sith the current UFC judges

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she has beautiful voice. Like a eargasm

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Get on the daido juku hype train boi

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Based and naijapilled

I was just thinking we need more strong super female lead media.