Heem: Danaher confirmed cringe and bluepilled edition

I only watch from Karate Hottie fight onwards so probably that's why

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Heartbroken.

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>watching mediocre pillowtap
heem you are self

>main card was actually ok

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>2 of Canbib’s biggest wins got heemed into the Schaubrealm tonight

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Gaycheese is the second coming of Robbie Lawler

So now that the dust has settled, any of you lads getting tickets for 236 in Chicago? It's me, the Claudia guy from last year.

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Unironically not a terrible fight. I was expecting Michelle to lose too

an overweight american poster told me that Kevin Holland vs GeerSHART was the "Funniest UFC fight of all time"

But I can't find any clips of it anywhere - only Holland's post fight interview

Can any of you lads hook a bong up?

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keep doing it

only way honestly is to throw yourself in the fire and see its not that bad

Who is even fighting on ONE? Is it worth it?

Fuck you, Robbie is still my boy

Gaethje is a savage.

>she’s in the process of meeting a dude right now to fuck her brains out while your drunk shitposting on /heem/ after watching an event with nothing else to do on a Saturday

>spic poster
>bjpenn.com
>stupid screengrab

This aint the thread

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Haha hey did any of you have to suck off a guy when learning MMA? I'm nearly good enough to make the new people taste my sack. This is a real sport!

Did anyone make a webm of Gaycheese and Barboza just punting each other in legs for the first 30 sec.

Why the fuck did you have to post this

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gaethje delivered tonight

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4 belt fights and the debut of 2 guys we know in a bracket (Eddie is the final QF. DJ is in 125's 1st QF)
what more could you ask for ?

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THE WOMBS OF AFRICAN FEMALES WILL BE FLOODED WITH THE SPERM OF EUROPEAN MALES

Next weekend: BKFC Artem vs Jason
After that: UFC 236

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He destroyed both

Everyone The Godhand Khabib has faced has had a winning record

Friendly reminder he also retired Conor

Can't wait until Rose is deleted

Can someone text me when ONE starts? Thanks.

Eddie and DJ debuting iirc

too real desu, delete this

Is there a post fight conference today? I just want more Waterson tbqh

I'm married buddeh. My ex might even ne dead for all I know. You're speaking a foreign language

Just called my bookie and asked for the odds on Mighty Mouse tonight.

-4000

Good God

>Yodsanklai Fairtex
Gonna have to watch that for sure

Sad MJ lost because he was the better fighter but glad that other cheating nigger got triangled late.

One FC and rizin are the patrician promotions

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If you bet against him 40 times, you could win once and be even
does he lose this fight 1/40 times?

>he retired a rapist cokehead featherweight
his best win next to a 18 hour notice fight against a real estate agent he decisioned

>Heartbroken.
2

Spain is extremely cringy, he really works us all.

everyone's boycotting the first fight
Wake up at 11am despite the main card starting at 10:30.

> tfw remember my ex girlfriend's boyfriend is kissing the mouth that slurped around my dick

*heems or gets heemd*

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>only wmma is on the early prelims
>manlet free
Honestly what else can you ask for?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NIGGER

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I think we can all agree that the BearJew won the fight plaudits tonight.

When is he getting a title shot?

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Bearjew’s stock plummeted

WHAT A CARD EVERYBODY

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can I watch ONE with you?

twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1112178918096846849

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I unironically liked bearjew performance and overall impressed with European grappling

Lads, overall I was really not happy with tonights fights. If Barboza/Gaycheese was a complete banger for 20 minutes it'd have made up for it but I kinda expected an early heem so while it was fun it couldn't save all the shit that came before.

Not too happy. When's One? Or more specifically, when are Alvarez and DJ fighting in One? How many bings and bongs?

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chocolates getting bleached

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Easy win for the balding knee reacher. Who's next?

Should've seen it coming. Barbumza could've lost to fucking Hooker of all people, but the latter decided to have a kicking contest when he was having success boxing.

>#ad

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Makes you realise how good Dustin is.

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>ex is a turboslut who was molested as a child who has sex probably daily now but when she was with me she confided in me that it made her feel disgusting and low and cried all the time
self heem any day now lads. Just have to lay low, bide my time while beating off to hentai, wait til the coast is clear then come back out swinging. We're all gonna make it lads. I've got 4 new tinder matches today. We're fucking CRUSHING it lads.

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8/10 of the card was shit

Anyone who uses that nickname without actually being Jewish is a nonperson to me. I follow a guy on youtube who goes by the name BigBadBearJew and he's actually Jewish and a complete unit:
youtube.com/watch?v=RL3LBN17TbQ

I also like bearjew fight. Grappling is the most interesting shit

>Saying "It's just business" after getting destroyed
>Losing to striking at a guy literally just known for wrestling
>Retiring after that pathetic performance and thinking you have any right to be chatting shit whatsoever

come on conor

Danaher seems like the type of guy to consume very little media.

He's eager, let's put it that way. Needs to work on his TD base tho.

he will knock holloway out and then outwrestle khabib

You consider Jews people but not non-Jews who call themselves Jewish?

Yikrd

Herb Dean fucks up again

>outwrestle Khabib
oh forSURRRRRE b

-2250 is a good deal

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You're a faggot fella

I bet he still has a VCR hooked up to his TV

molested by family or a stranger?

Right then
Spankbang, Kianna Dior, it's wank time

BRAZILIAN WOMEN BELONG TO WHITE MEN
that main was better than a lot of ppvs and we got two beautiful 1shot heems

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Imagine having sex without all the feeling. Your life must suck. Circumcision is antisemitic.

It was an impressive win. I take that back.

>outwrestle khabib

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I want Dustin to win that fight so badly, I have took the fun out of it.

just how WORKED is conor?

*inhales*

Barboza is a fucking retard. Did he do no research? He ran up and then just stood there to take hard calf kick which hurt him right off the bat. Then Gaethje did all the same shit he always does, albeit more composed and Barboza wasn't ready for any of it.

When will this memekicker learn proper cage management?

>white knighting for BPD
oh my baby boy you have no idea
Get out the house a little more and maybe you will know then

Canbib is trash you can stop hating yourself for being white

>Some white MMA fighters beat some non-white MMA fighters
>/heem/ starts celebrating as if it was them who won the fights

you're all alone on Saturday night and in a few hours you're going to beat off to trap porn
Stop gloating you absolute losers

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The fight was about gaethje inability to defend himself and just walking towards punches 2bh
I am not a big fan but it's actually amazing to me how many people just appeared out of nowhere and started to compete on such a high level. Bearjew is a perfect example of guy who didn't want to surrendered and won against a guy who had 20 cm reach advantage
What great wrestlers khabib fough? Even Al was on short notice

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Gaycheese vs Ortega at 155 who wins?

>flag
>post

Hi, moo-ham-mad

I don't know, how he exited with his hands down after what happened to Vick?

First for the UFC is fixing fights because they value expansion over the sport.

Whittaker shouldn't have won either Romero fight and he only won to progress the UFC in Australia

Mecca is that way, buddy

Al-Gaethje next

I think he's ok. He's just promoting his liquor and making money, has a kid, wife, and over 150 million in the bank.

I think he's hardly worked at all.

he knows his fans will just lap up anything
he could literally say he won that fight and people would repeat it and pretend it's true, shit he half did that already. His Twitter just seems to be solely focused on his brand image these days

>What great wrestlers khabib fough?
Tibau and he should have lost that fight.

Why are there so few good traps
It's Bailey Jay and that's it
It's been over 10 years since Bailey Jay showed the blueprint for btfoing women at their own game

THEY BE TAKING OUR QUEENZ!

TIME TO RIZE UP MOFOCKAS!

Why is everyone boycotting it? Yodsanklai Fairtex is a m-m-munster.

I was thinking that same shit too. Zero research. Barboza could be amazing if he wasn't a retard.

It's funny because I've seen a lot of people claim Yoel won the first fight suddenly.

I know you’re trolling but a lot of braindead retards like to pretend Whittaker didn’t embarrass Romero the first time

to be fair he did face a pretty bad poke and was caught on the side that he likely couldn't see properly out of

Al/Cowboy is already booked, winner of that vs Gaycheese is great though.

Rewatch the Whittaker fight, if anything the judges should've awarded Whittaker a 10-8 in the first round because Romero just stood there and took punches.

t. tan brit
the WHITE BVLL walks tall tonight

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No I'm saying you're a faggot fella, I would heem you, your ex girlfriend and the boys railing your ex girlfriend fella
Man up

Where's the KO? I need to see Barbosa lose again. Gib me the webm plz

Holloway vs Poirier for Interim A
Gaethje vs Ferguson for Interim B
Khabib vs Iaquinta/Cerrone winner for primary title

but Al fight with Cowboy in Canada

I wonder what's going through Michael Johnson's mind right now, dude got BLACKED by the whitest guy in the UFC.

Eyepoke was tough because it was pretty bad but Barboza couldn't really step back and tell the ref with the pressure Gaethje was putting on him

Nah Romero absolutely shagged him

Espnplusdotcom

Stop acting like niggers, fellow whities.

because testosterone is inside their bodies and it makes them unattractive
as soon as you ease off all those estrogen pills you swallow like oxygen - the testosterone comes back doubly as strong

so your only choice is keep choking it back 24/7 and probably end up killing yourself in the process because estrogen also makes you emotional as fuck and ergo suicidal because they aren't getting the results they want

God knows why anyone would want to be a tranny

>I have white guilt
Clearly

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Why do whites think you're so tough? Yall get your ass beat in any real fight where there aint a ref to save you

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Khabib would smash that chinlet epin meme man Tony, the hick Poirier, and the punch drunk zoomer Max.

the reddit boogeyman would smash anyone, deal with it

Good question. Gaethje actually start to think and perform like he is a human and not a drone. Even Pettis start to fight like a like fighter should. Maybe people start to understand that thinking is actually a good thing. I would put on Gaethje tho. His power is pretty amazing and toughness is unbelievable.
Yeah. It's a common knowledge

>tfw want to join in on the whiteposting but my grandfather on my mother's side is half d*nish

The good ones are in Asia.

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>I wonder what's going through Michael Johnson's mind right now

Probably a fist.

yodsanklai vs souwer is gonna be spicy

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You're a little late for the first post

Why do you think he won the first fight? Second fight I agree, but Whittaker stuffed him over and over and front kicked the fuck out of him until he gassed in the first fight.

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yeah well what are you gonna do when you try and ground and pound me but then I open up my asshole and shout POUND THIS huh???? What the fuck will you do then you fucking faggot??? Yeah that's right BITCH

Pettis should fight the winner of Askren/Lawler

Gaycheese should fight the winner of Cowboy/Al

time for another brazilian meme to get destroyed

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>mad 12 year old who's mad because he thinks the internet cares about what happens in real life applies to the internet but doesn't so he's mad because his emotions aren't mature yet because he's 12.

Cry harder, faggot!

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*Askren/Masvidal my bad

Pigs are very close to humans tho

Insane that Pettis knocked out Wonderboy but couldn't even touch Barboza. Now he probably gets Gaethje.

Gaethje, look what Max did to Ortega

FAGGOT SHIT SKINS BTFO THE WHOLE CARD LIVE ON DISNEY SPORTS GLORIOUS

>2 weeks until the next UFC

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Please make Gaethje-Khabib so that mudslimes knees can explode and his head get launched into Meccas asshole

Pettis wouldn't fight Askren, they're teammates

kek nice

We're now seeing the Gaethje redemption arc. He's the only one who can beat Khabib.

lol muds and cucks worked into a sizzle
shitskins eternally btfo

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?

Danes are about as high-tier as whites get.

Gaethje’s kryptonite is literally uppercuts and Ortega still throws uppercuts from the depths of hell.

good.
after that shitshow of a card and the recent shitshows i'm fine with not having another shitshow where i waste some hours

When did it happen?

Honestly I'm okay with this, last couple cards have been boring and the break will help me re build hype

I could have swore it was vs whitaker, did he get hurt again!?

lel.

don’t atoop to the level of niggers and jews by baiting with racemixing

we are too good to touch monkey women, even if it’s a show of superiority

Gaethje Tony is gonna be the fight

no fag it was always going to be for the interim

the last 3 fight nights have delivered, what the fook are you talkin' about! ?

Tony gets knocked out unironically. He’s chinny. Good fight though.

We've got something better next week

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...

lately i've been thinking about fighters coming home, broken, bloody and sore and me being the one to soothe their pain with a loving blowjob

happens after every fight night. i hope their gfs and wives are properly taking care of their warriors.

I am 90% sure he will fight Connor again because there is already a fight for him. Maybe it will be a winner of Max x Poirier but it's too soon for them to decide such things.

>nig gets an attempted murder conviction because it was bored and a person was existing nearby
LOL

The CARDS have been shit, these last two weeks have been absolute snoozers

MANDELAAAAAAAAA

MANDELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>ywn touch a perfect girl

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>lets completely ignore the fact that Barboza’s eye was literally bleeding from an eye poke

Apply for a suicide loicense

The last truly great fight night was Fortaleza. The rest have been passable to bad.

t. caz

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>that flag
ahahahahahahaha keep crying shitskin. Your time has long since passed.

it's tough man, was pretty bad, wish ref caught it

ARE YOU BLIND?

What about Masvidal's KO?!
What about Pettis' KO?!
What about GayChi's!?

Are you 12?

Everyone knows to tune in after the girls fight!

dw i am

it’s a simulated death match, hue
get over it

Americans who think they're Irish despite their family not seeing Ireland in 200 years, you are faggots, you are not Irish. Drinking a Guinness does not make you Irish. Following Conor does not make you Irish. You would all get heemed on sight you absolute slutty disgusting grapplefuck mincers

Cringe

The fight should have stopped at least

>Tony is chinny
Ultimate bird brained nigger post

it is what it is man. i like barboza but fighting is dirty and gaychi got away with one

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she needs to gain about 40 lbs then i'll want to touch her

lmao imagine Nate vs Gaethje

for sure my guy barboza only dropped his hands because his eye got poked

It was bleeding from eating too much SOUPA DO MACACO!

>punch in back head

Nice

>being a fag
lel

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That's why jews don't eat them, reminds them of their grandparents.

Don't listen to complainers. They are not Fight Fans.

Dumb nigger

mate you sound like a retarded caz

Gaethje casual friendly overrated scumbag who will beat and rape his wife.

All those cards were shit except the main fight

Yeah it did stop Pablo, with your cousin flat on the fuckin floor ahahhaa

it's tough b

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHICH ONE OF YOU CHANGED TONY’S PICTURE TO THIS?

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I hope Paul Craig fights Rockhold and rips his ligaments from toe to hairline

lufkindailynews.com/news/community/article_bb519ed7-3ed2-5bbf-88e6-71d6c3627567.html

20 years for $35 dollars

Based

I've been watching the UFC since Frank Mir broke Minotaorus' arm.

Since GSP was ducking Nick because of an eye "injury"

Since Nogeira broke Tito's ribs!

hopefully this advanced reddit bait

didn't he breeze through that contender series a while back? good shit

whatsup ESPN shill, how much does it pay?
can you get me in on it? i'd like to make money shitposting

let it all out

JUST

choo chooooo

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oh dear god he’s NOT pretending to be retarded

haha nice try this feeling has long faded

On fight nights I only tune in for the last 3 fights on the card.

>UMA Delicia
>Monkey
>Whiter than you Muhammad
>that flag

x20000000000

actually that gentleman will make love to his wife tonight and enjoy yet another performance of the noght bonus

big weight cuts!
hurricane ophelia!
choo choo modafookers the king is back!

Only notable part of it was Dom bullying Holland for being a shitter
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I guess blood and genetics mean nothing? Good to know. I'll be happy for you when you're replaced by Somalians.

this

There was a ton of eye gouging tonight. It's not new but it seems like it's gotten worse

this has to be bait

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Lol two faggots bare knuckle fisting no thanks

oh right it's bait
i'll give you another (You) because you got me the first time but I'm done here kek

You’re a complete caz.

B A I T E D
A
I
T
E
D

Give me more (You)'s i'm bored.

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I have literally never given the UFC a cent. Stop being a faggot

pretty aesthetic

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/heem/'s picks completely needed to get completely sacrificed in order for the white race to rise once again.
Gustafsson will heem Jones
Stipe will heem DC
The time is NOW

S E E T H E

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it's b8 m8

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nice try caz

oh so they give you the cards for free in return for shilling? makes sense, comfy deal

This is "gonna get litty" tier, sad.

>Brazil
Kek a Gracie jew jit tsu black belt nog got subbed in 45 sec by some Norwegian

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How am I a caz, I've been here since the wold cup! :^)

twitter.com/JoshEmmettUFC/status/1112186560450048002

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>Am coming, Matto Hoos

damn, pretty harsh

>replying to yourself but forgot to take off the “me” name

>moohaaMAD

>fighting on a Gaethje card
>expecting a bonus
Emmet is a cazzie

Lmao

Bonus will go to gaychi... and probably waterson.

It's late and i just got off work.

Black bois....

> born in the cultural melting pot
> hurr durr I'm Irish I drink Guinness

>lose 2.5 rounds
>crowd literally booing at how boring the fight was
>want a bonus

shut up gaylord

shoulda make a better fight

This

Guys wake me up when Eddie Alvarez fight starts okay

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lol

literally this

Yeah he was getting styled on up until he got the KO.. Is simply finishing your opponent now worthy of a bonus?

This I Am Legend looking dork must still be foggy after the Stephens fight.

Kek I missed that

gaychee's ko was better and against a better quality opponent, and in quicker fashion desu

That was my first ppv too fren

Weird how outright knockouts seem to be on the rise
It used to be rare, like 9 TKOs for every 1 KO
Now we've had 4 major KOs in less than a month
>Toilet flush
>Pettis/Wonderboy
>Emmett/Johnson
>Gaethje/Barboza

One of the best knockouts this year. If you’re reasoning was he was getting “styled on” then Paul Craig who got a bonus didn’t deserve it either

>loses 2.9/3 rounds
>definitely the performance of the night

Anyone else really enjoy the Craig-Magumbo fight? I thought it was interesting to see Craig bumble his way to a spicy sub on that braindead nigger.

1st for FUCK AMERICANS
> go to school get shot
> drink Guinness hurrrr im Irish
> hurrrr my last name is Scandinavian I'm white
> wrestling

Your cultural melting pot ruined you, none of you are white, you are a test tube babies, you have no identity and cling to what you can. Your culture eroded when your family set up shop in another mans land. I would heem you all. I wish the one day for the Japanese to take revenge and finish the job.

HEEM STIFF ADA BOARD
yeah those were some quality ko's

see

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Dom has turned into a bitter cuck!
He was trashing TJ before he popped for peds!

Even the reporter told Dom that he was bashing TJ with no provocation!

He's probably just mad he steps into a cage to train and always breaks something except his mangina!

I just think Emmet is a fag.

4 people can win a bonus though. 2 performance bonuses and 2 for the contestants in the fight of the night

This makes disgusting to have gfs actually. Wtf man, is it too much to ask to never have blowed another dude and just blow me?

Britcuk still mad the USA beat the England and it's stupid King in 1776!

Only one of us has a woman for a leader and it's not the USA, cuck!

>he was winning until he lost

youtube.com/watch?v=D_VfM5z0B6Y&t

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Who got them? Gaethje and Hermansson?

How do we fix WMMA?

Even shittier logic. Gaethje got Fight of the Night, not a Performance bonus. Those went to two submissions. One by a guy who was getting beat worse against a far shittier fighter and finished in far less spectacular fashion. You’re fucking retarded

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We just stopped fighting because we realised you weren't part of the great white race anymore, Daquan

>you have no identity
Posted to an American message board via American-invented computer on the American-invented internet with an American-invented QWERTY keyboard commenting on an American fight organization

K.

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twitter.com/DamonMartin/status/1112184054810624002

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HOW MANY BONGS/BINGS UNTIL ONE FC?

If bearjew got a performance of the night bonus after that shit then I am going to shoot up the next UFC event.

Unironically Waterson deserved it more than either of those shitshows.

wash karate hottie fighting tonight? Did she win? I want to see her bunda

make test required, remove weightcutting

I'll celebrate when you're majority non-white British.

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*sips*

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Which makes you wonder, just how good is Dustin Porier?

Nice one, MOO-HAM-MAD.

Isn't the UK the size of Vermont?!

Lol. Nice island.

is this shopped or does Chael really drink zero ultra

Joker and Bearjew both should get POTN, Gaethje and Edson get FOTN, Emmett and Karate Hottie get shafted.

He did

simple
They have to fight naked

I have been emotionally heemed

daylight savings time kicked in today for the uk
turn your clocks forwards lads

Yes Karate thottie beat cookies

beat KK handedly and yes her ass jiggled throughout

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obsessed and still mad about toilet Till

by not letting cunts with 1-2 records co-main events for one

Wow that does not seem UFC like. They always support the guys that get knockouts.

i wish boogeywoman would come for me

lol

Understandable

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Reported to the Sharia police

good results

Chael does in fact sip boomerjuice

From there on it was pretty great. Imagine a whole card like that.

I’m guessing Craig got it out of pity for his opponent cheating the whole fight.

Dom and DC are total faggots. They were sucking Johnsons dick until he got heemed. Oh wow his faint game is hiding his "offense". Fuck those two turds.

how many bongs for ONE

take a nap lad

three hours according to the official site

DC has always been in the closet, trying to make cuckhold say he loves him on national tv!

LOL.

And Dom is just mad DC doesn't do the same to him!

>barboza gaethje FOTN
???

He likes his caffeine

>We just stopped fighting
Kek. Lost your fighting loicense faggot? Your 1984 nightmare shithole country got taken over by inbreds, and your noguns dumbass just let it happen. Wish you were man enough to have a kid so it could get raped by an inbred.

ok bro wake me up please

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youtu.be/l-ZUqOcT0M8

video evidence
youtube.com/watch?v=5uhpGCSJSGY

oh for sure josh emmett match was a banger

>cries about muh 9/11 daily
>seethes at disgusting mudslime savages
>his PC cuck society forces him to fellate them and call them a religion of piece
Land of the free for sure my guy. Land of the cucked

>all of the bad shit your ex gf used to dump on you is now somebody elses problem
>there is now a new man literally changing his personality and what he likes to do to conform to your ex gf's lifestyle
>all to shove his cock into a used hole
dodged a bullet m9

>imagine tunning in before the main event

>imagine watching mma

mapfight.appspot.com/us.ny-vs-england/new-york-state-us-england-size-comparison

Why is New York bigger than your island!?

Now that the africanoid female vagina belongs to the superior caucasoid penis
What other races do we massacre now in the next ufc cards?

god what a stupid nigger you are, paul craig had a fuckawful fight

alrght goodnight and shit
might set an alarm for Alvarez and DJ might not

nite nite

rape allegations heemed conor

Did none of you learn anything from Genki? Please, get along.

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It's the cazzies that come around for the maincards. They did the same thing after Pettis beat Wonderboy

he said "fine kisses"

there is no way in hell "its just" or "its only buisiness" came out his mouth, unless the audio was tampered with

Wow lads besides the weird ass 3 rounds before paul craig pulled the submission that was a near 10/10 main card

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who?

wh*te "people" having to cheat to win against black übermenschen as always

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t. mmw

On a serious note it's actually really messed up Ponzinibbio vs Nelson never got overturned. 4 eyepokes in 1 minute all on camera.

DOUDOU NGUMBU vs JDS

>People thought Barboza would win

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DC is black, against Stipe
Jon Jones is black, against DC.

Who's the truest of the eye pokers of them all!?

>cazzies
This is a horrible forced meme that needs to go away

based elias. one of the only fighters I like and fucking hate at the same time

>ü
How do you pronounce this?

why does a shortened version of the term "casual" upset you so much, cazzie?

It's pronounced like the word "you"

Cazzie iffy uh!
always stiffy uh!
got the cazzies crying like they're missy uhs!

Uh the white guy whooped his ass even with his nig nog crew jumping in

>shortened
Imagine the bird brains on this nigger

so when's ONE?

hi cazzie

caz

>3 syllables is more than 2 syllables

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Who cares? Nobody watches that chink shit

>The most common way that a European hive will become Africanized is through cross-breeding during a new queen's mating flight. Studies have consistently shown that Africanized drones are more numerous, stronger and faster than their European cousins and are therefore able to out-compete them during these mating flights. The results of mating between Africanized drones and European queens is almost always Africanized offspring.[43]
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

like 6 in the morning or some gay shit

>syllables
Sick damage control

my fellow beta black bois... how the fuck do we recover? the dreaded wh*Tes are btfoing us at every turn

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based cazzie

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actually the prelims start in a few hours. about 11:30 PST

you were the one damage controlling when you tried to shift to the "NOT TECHNICALLY SHORTENED" argument

Cazzie.

Why do people shit on ONE but praise RIZIN?

Same. I think that it really takes a lot of time to appreciate his genius. Seems like a lot of us 4channelers came around on him at the same time, lots of cheering for Elias during the Anders fight. Can't wait to see him again. May 4th vs Derek Brunson.

The virgin cazzie

The CHAD caz

>tfw fucking her best friend since she broke up with me
Thanks for the rave reviews bitch, 'preciate it

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RIZIN is fun fixed Yakuza fights while ONE is just asian Bellator

Because One is shit but Rizin is good?

> technology is identity
Spakka
Our police don't shoot at us mate
An American on freedom. You pay hundreds of thousands to go to university. Your police shoot at you. Your own kids shoot at eachother in schools. Your cities have been taken over by gangs. Your universities are anti-American and you are more racially diverse than Sweden. You have to pay for your hospitals to heal you when you are sick from working at factories that aren't legislated to look after you. You have no unions to protect your workers. You are a nation of industrial slaves and call yourselves the land of the free. And you tell us we aren't free?

because weebs like the Japanese more than the Singaporeans
this is an anime image board, after all

Theyre both garbage only weebs, boomers, and shills pretend otherwise

>ONE is just asian Bellator
bizarrely accurate

Fine, I'll be the only person in the thread watching it tonight. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you. You don't have to be a real fight fan, but I am. I'll post by myself ALL NIGHT if I have to. I don't give a fuck. Fuck all of you.

As a white man with a black girlfriend I can confirm that black people fucking hate this shit.

I answered your question but that doesn't mean I'm not watching

Looks more like range finding than an intentional eye poke. It happens.

how embarrassing

hahah that gif!

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hey fuck you too, buddeh
hope i never come to america, ill heem every just in case one is you

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Based actual Fight Fan.

reminder eyepokes are ok to use in ufc

cringe but basedpilled

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Nigger!

if you punch your opponent before they complain to the ref, everything is legal

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oi

half of those are based. I'll let you decide which

if i fought in the ufc id wear sports goggles
Jones would get exposed hard

based.

In many ways, conor won the war.

All of them are based except the fox one

desu even a featherweight would beat Jon Jones if they were wearing goggles in there

My region is boring

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Oh hey its the crushing it guy from reddit

>Gets off the airport
>Gets shot

lol

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Wake up, Kebob

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literally nightmare match up

oh for sure he has khabibs number my guy, all the tools

Has there ever been a more "i just want to bang bro" fighter than Geathje?

I liked it when Gaethje kicked the fuck out of Barbozas legs

I feel like Gaethje's wrestling is a huge mystery still. We have no idea what he is really capable of desu.

Diego Sanchez is pretty bang

My buddy thinks he has a shot. Should I just go ahead and heem him?

Michael Johnson was able to wobble khabab!
I'm sure GayChi hits harder than both MJ and Conor!

I would love to see this fight... also GayChi is a Division 1 wrestler, not sure what it does against khabab's world class sambo but if they go to the ground i still wonder if gaychi will end up like barbosa against khabab or if he will be able to defend against it!

good call, I'd say Gaethje is top 3

you have to be a real psychopath to have that mentality

I actually do think this is a nightmare match for Khabib

oh for sure an all american would do worse than a real estate agent on a days notice

I am listening to chael talk about gaychi's wrestling...

youtube.com/watch?v=9P41g2JoN3I

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Justin gets ragdolled unfortunately.

Same. It's never been tested

for gaethje

its really pathetic how canbib has gotten to become champion when so many guys would murk him he's weasled his way thru rankings and fighting retards like aiquinta and mcgregor fuckin paper champ

Mauled*

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I remember when Khabab was ducking top contenders because of Ramadan.

I remember when Khabab was fighting once every two years.

lol.

I wish Max wouldn't have pulled out of the fight and out struck khabab like he did Aldo.

abel trujillo is a MUNSTER my guy

fat ass khabib missed weight for that fight

Khabib destroys Max

i wish my dad was chael sonnen

Canbib gets destroyed by a strip of bacon. Can’t wait to a dump a beer on that faggots stupid hat and twohead when he walks out next time

Max Holloway is Hawaiian

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What would happen if Khabib threw is eagle punch at Holloway?

That faggot Conor needs to come and takes his real fucking ass beating from Gaethje

My boy Gaethje needs to get paid, fuck that clown Khabib

Why would Conor take that fight when he could beat the can Cowboy?

wasn't Khabib a huge fan of Gaethje in WSOF?

I just simply don't like you people.

Khabib was extremely shook by Holloway, he found the one guy who was an even bigger cut babby than he is. Like Nick says, they're only tough when they're fighting midgets

I dream of a day that all of the UFC champions are non-American.

HW: JDS
LHW: Santos
MW: Till
WW: Leon Edwards
LW: Khabib
FW: Zabit
BW: Pedro
Flyweight: shit and I don't care

Women's I don't care. Preferably the Scottish woman

Khabibs a fat bitch. I’d douse him in Everclear and lard

>champion
>MW: Till

You almost had me there

Conor retired when Josh Emmett came back.....

It's Romero's throne until he retires and Till takes the belt from Jacare not long after

JFCK?

british fighters get carried to titleshots like they're singers at a concert doing a stagedive
at least the americunts are in there by default Gyves

Anyone have webms from the main event? missed the thread earlier

is the new dumbo good brehs? buffer's in it

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based

Does romero even know what jiujitsu is?

Have you guys apologized to Luke yet?

I'll kick it off. Sorry Luke

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That's because we are based and Norway is not

why wouldn't they? I hate seeing asian women getting bleached and blacked as well

only white women were made for other races

no
it's because they're shit

checks out

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cool that you're dating the official spokesmodel for all black people.
btw, what, exactly, do they hate?

is the One card not on youtube?

Imagine asking for a bonus, if he kept his mouth shut maybe he would've got one

Candice Owens is a token nigger

Why don't you just post this shit in or something...

>is it illegal to have an abortion
What a country.

pic from a Chinese newspaper about Chinese immigration to Canada

>Candice Owens is a token nigger
how does that even make sense, fuck off

screw this manlet, quit being a weight cut babby and fight Gaethje if you want a bonus

Seething

DROPPED

because you're not a "real nigga" if you date white guys
it's not science user. blacks are extremely communal and territorial monkeys, black girls catch shit from all fronts when they do that shit. which is hilarious because black guys also seem to black women

they're 10x worse than whites with this shit and they catch 10x more shit than coalburners do

picked that one merely on aesthetics chang

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Friendly reminder that most of heem doesn't know shit about MMA.

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Luke would have arguably the best grappling at 205 outside of Jon, will be curious if he actually fights with a brain at the higher weights

>LHW: Santos
>MW: Till
>WW: Leon Edwards
lmao

only incels care about women that aren't fucking them black/white/yellow whatever

Literally makes total sense. Tell me what didn't make sense in that comment?

>10 Total votes
>mfw

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That sign in the picture frame reads "My God, terminal diarrhoea!" For anyone wondering

*hate black women

I live in norway bro but if anecdotal evidence is what we're gonna go by then my evidence is as good as yours
american blacks seem to have major inferiority complexes towards whites so I have zero doubt they absolutely loathe that shit

caring about sex outside of procreation in the first place is the real idiocy

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>Watching highlights
>Literal 1488 on every shitskin fighter

WHY DID I MISS THIS CARD

Based

rent free

What a strong gentleman.

fuck ireland there's a reason based Americans left that third world shithole

>beard
>glasses
>”damon”
Opinion disregarded

Because you're a caz

kek, thanks for that webm, will use it to trigger brits in the future.

She rolled up her shorts to make them look like Daisy Dukes of Hazard shorts.

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Britain is a melting pot now lol.

Fun fact: Ireland is an actual third world country, being neither Axis or Ally during the war!

>another UFC done
>post UFC depression sets in, again

How do you guys handle this?

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holy fuck I want to heem myself, just got an argument over PSN where some fuckboy told me that James Toney was an mma fighter and not a boxer because his last fight was an mma fight, KJ Noons was a pro boxer champion despite never beating anyone with wikipedia, and that Stephen Thompson, McGregor, and Masvidal would beat anyone not named Canelo or GGG in the ring. You mma guys are really something.

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Anyone else notice her picking a deep wedgie out between rounds? I almost nutted

I dont know what the feels is this because i never have a girlfriend

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Been there bro, had a dry spell while doing my dissertation and went almost a month without getting laid, it's rough

Is the most exciting thing about the ONE card that there is an Indian guy on it?

So god damn ripe.

Watch some youtube videos breaking down the fights, browse Yea Forums a bit.

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Why can't Euros understand america at a basic level? i thought they were supposed to be wordly and smart?

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Would berry my dick so deep in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>BigJB.bmp

Shinya

youtu.be/Sf1kh1S9Ibc

Gaethje needs to fight Barboza

Is Johnson done

I think so. He never should have dropped to 145 but it's probably too late to move back up and hit the reset button. Shit sucks, I'm a fan

Anybody want to roll? Gym's closed until Monday and a nigga fiending for some taps over here.

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you mean Tfeg?

pls no, I can't take that much swang and bang and I love them both

One in an hour right? Still awake figure might as well watch

Prelims start in about 28 min

Damn he always brings it. Lowkey boy but he was acting too cocky in the fight and should've focused on finishing it

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Like hot dang, b, we talmbout walkun to the cage, saw lee dicaprio in the audience, aint that a peach?

Thanks bud

Hop in

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yeah his power really didn't come with him to 45

you're talking to a black american. I don't give a damn if some norwegian WHITES some black chick.

Bailey still at it
twitter.com/BaileyJayTweets/status/1104910233774772224

The knockout was particularly brutal, anyone have the webm?

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how many 5 hour commercial breaks do I need to watch to understand america Billy?

and what is it you did not understand about anecdotal evidence user?

Brendan Schaub just texted me, he said “Gaethje beats Khabib”

How do I watch One?

Based.

Watch half of two

youtube.com/watch?v=iqQS9gCPeZk

starts in a few min

nice, gonna get super high

thank you fren

>doing drugs
...

>Leo's up there looking like this ;) talmbout A list, B
>Ice T's up there. Ice T, why not Ice Cube?

Schaub's calmedy is The Room of stand-up.

I'm studying for physiology and watching people get brain damage.

*ahem*
Barboza wins the rematch.

ok i just wake up, where's the one fc stream

right here
*heems you back to sleep*

...

Exactly, that's the worst thing on the bonuses. UFC (understandably) wants to show other fighters that the Gaethje style brings you the money.