Official UFC Philadelphia 2019 on Fox Sports Live Thread Gamethread #1

When are the good fights? edition

>Coming up
Edson Barboza vs. Justin Gaethje
David Branch vs. Jack Hermansson
Josh Emmett vs. Michael Johnson
Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Michelle Waterson
Paul Craig vs. Kennedy Nzechukwu
Sheymon Moraes vs. Sodiq Yusuff
Marina Rodriguez vs. Jessica Aguilar
Ross Pearson vs. Desmond Green
Enrique Barzola vs. Kevin Aguilar
Kevin Holland vs. Gerald Meerschaert
Ray Borg vs. Casey Kenney

>Now
Maryna Moroz vs. Sabina Mazo

>Previously
Alex Perez def. Mark De La Rosa via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)

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4th for rose

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based australian

Thug Tulip is getting slept by a midget soon, and after that our girl the Champ Champ Joanna will reclaim her belt.

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i love mixed martial arts!

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rose would heem that cat spark out in a real fight

this but unironically

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What was that crowd noise for? So random.

dat oil check/muff rub

Grab her by the pussy!

Off to Woolies, you fellas want anything?

#thispussygrabsback

Dat pussy grab tho

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I regret eating that whole chocolate bar, now I have acid burps.

If I knew Moroz was the underdog I would've bet on her. Emmett is crazy odds.

They'll make it a split decision.
WMMA loves split decisions,

Why do all wmma fighters wear the same hair style? Corn rows are overrated

Mazo fights the same way I play Street Fighter 2 with Chun Li - nothing but highkick spam.

Did you eat a solid meal before? If I eat sweets on empty stomach I get sick

How is this ever a split decision? The first two rounds Columbia had zero offense, just fighting hands and getting touched.

Reported

ill be watching the basketball instead of this if anyone needs me

Keeps the hair in, stops them ending up like this

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Not really, no. That was my mistake.

Unanimous. Moroz saving her UFC contract.

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lol epic

EVEN FLOOOOW

w-what r u watching guys?

you dont want to see Borg the trainwreck possibly get flushed?

Faber used to say he liked corn rows because they gave him extra protection like a helmet

I'm trying to watch low IQ animals simulate death in a cage, not sob stories.

what will happen to his beautiful american son if he gets heemed??

Petr Yan is overlooked in my opinion, Dodson looked stupid in this fight

Dodson looks good hear. Luscious hair with a lot of volume is a key indicator of health. I didn't watch that fight, but Im sure he won it

I wasn't paying attention in the beginning, what does his kid have?

look how many fucks cruz doesnt give

early prelims are on

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Christ, DC looks fucking bigg

UFC?

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Gaethje is the next Chris Benoit

fight's going to start soon but I've got food in the oven

>tfw crocop had a stroke
Everyone expected it, of course, but it still feels bad.

>heart and determination run deep in the borg family
it's a baby. they're talking about a baby. how is a sick baby going to show determination

He got his skull punched in

>when you have such a shitty highlight reel that UFC decides to use photos of your JUSTed son dying in the hospital for your pre-fight hype footage instead of your actual fights

Because they dont want to fight with hari all over their face

This lad looks like a discount dillashaw

WHAT THE FUCK WHY does this always happen to me, I miss the start of early cards

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>heart runs in the borg family
>the child is suffering from a faulty heart

I mean.... okay. Alright.

Remind me why a dime like Olivi is married to a turbomanlet

i hope borg dies

it's your own self-preservation

She's moving closer to the locker rooms for her pre-walk monologues

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She’s into SPH

Because he is a chad unlike your beta ass

So much Waterson hype yet again and she’ll flounder yet again. She’s not even the co-co main

You didn't miss much fren

You've missed 2 decisions, don't feel bad about it brah nothing's happened so far

Joey B has a piece on him

I'm really embarrassed for Borg I can't pinpoint why tho

...do you know how to tell time?

>ray borg

cringe

so she can suck off all the fighters like the slut she is

Pisses me off when people act like surviving terminal illness is a show of someone's character as if everyone who's ever died of one just didn't want to live enough

Change google to English then search ufc, you'll get the latest cards in your time zone

I just bet on Emmett at 15/8, refreshed and he's 10/11. That was lucky.

What do you do between fights?
Me? Spent the last break in fights looking for the cat in this photo. And yes, I found it.

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No matter how much muscle, tattoos and facial hair he has, he looks like a boy playing fighter. Not even being at the highest level of the sport changed that.

cause he had to beg a normal sized man for money to feed his family, pretty embarrassing

I'm getting sick and tired of Olivi being forced around everywhere on ESPN. She's way too involved

Wtf? Major dog but why?

>being showered with pity
>pissed himself at weigh-ins

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good post but unfortunately i have seen this image before and can locate the cat

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Join the /heem/ whatsappgroup. You too Russian bro

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good then
assumed without a cause that it'll start 1-2am here. but that is my own stupidity. this just always happens

*misses weight multiple times at two different weight classes*
*prefers giving up 30% of his purse when his son has severe health issues*
*let's Brando Schaulb pay for his kid's hospital fees*
>lmfao us healthcare
*gets suplexed into armbar by Mighty Manlet*

Has he even fought since Mouse styled on him? He pulls out over and over like McCall did

Damn yea all of these

>RAY BERG

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Lads... Reading Gaethje's interviews and what his opponents say about him, I'm 100% positive he's one of those war boys from Mad Max and is trying to be the first UFC fighter to die on the octagon. Seems like he actually ENJOYS getting fucked up and has like some fetish about getting injured, his interviews are retarded in the most CTE just bleed /HEEM/ way.

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More like Ray Bore

This is the thread

Roy Barg

Hope this fight goes quick so I can have a smoke and a shit before the main card

/ourguy/. someone post the "will you perish like a dog" pic

main card is two hours away how long do you shit my dude

Cruz already talking about over and underhooks

You'll still have more than 2 bongs to get all that done.

B O R I N G

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Borg won this round.

Can a 125lbs man actually hurt you with a punch?

It’s entirely possible I could do a 2 hour shit

Enjoy your hemorrhoids

If his fist weighs 124lbs, sure

To be honest, if your kid is badly ill while still young and the treatment is uncertain and expensive, you really need to just cut your losses and let it die and have a new one. If you've only invested a few years into raising it, you'll quickly make your money back just from having a healthy kid cost millions of dollars just to keep alive.

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sup bros, what did I miss

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*healthy kid that doesn't cost

Poor people in 1st world countries really want to delude themselves into thinking they arent peasant NPCs though. But youre right.

is this even mma at this point? feels like a shitty freestyle sesh

borg is a B-b-beast

absoltely fucking nothing

BORGED.com

What is worst: Manlets fights or WMMA?

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UFC has been consistently shit in 2019

What about MMAumo? It's like MMA plus sumo, you can win by ko, submission, or just pushing the guy out of the ring. Don't act like it's a bad idea I know you fucks would watch it

Heavyweight lardos

10-9 Casey
9-10 Borg
19-19

cool cage walk

lol he was hesitant about twerking to clear his back

Anik is a fag

Is there a rule about throwing your opponent out of the cage into the audience ?

2:0 Borg I think. I wish the other guy was more active, so Borg can't just lazy win on points.

there are no rules in mixed martial arts >:D

30-27 Borg

manlet wrestling against the fence is peak shitter

Oooh!

based borg throwing this whitoid around like a sack of potatoes

>borg looking at his corner to ask the coach where he wants this body dumped

Pretty sad desu des.

I’ll watch it if they lay barbed wire around the ring otherwise fuck that

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£5 on Ross "Please Not Another Loss" Pearson to win
£5 on Gaycheese to win by (T)KO
Let's go lads.

Stand and bang pussies

absolutely not, it's highly encouraged

HOLY FUCK IT STARTED THIS EARLY?

Kek what a FIGHT

get rekt faggot

>MAYBE ASKREN
top level banter

lmao kenney just fell there, he can't stand

too easy to win by pushing, punching and submissions wouldnt do much

How do you like living in Finland? I am thinking about trying to immigrate to northern Europe.

You missed a wild banger and the birth of a title contender.

am I able I watch the fights on espn or do I have to go on plus

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Ray Borg 29-28
Interesting scrambles in that fight but it was basically all grappling with little damage

HUGE FAN OF BANGERS

Fuck off we're full .

Finland is where alcoholism and suicide lives, move to the south instead.

t. spent three months in finland on student exchange

Pretty interesting fight 2bh. Despite all wrestlefuck

It's ok, but don't if the darkness of winter gets to ya. Hate it.

>loses
>jumps on top of the cage like he won
what a piece of shit

Ray Borg 30-27
I wasn't actually watching

Espn

Very nice. Who is your favorite female fighter, my friend?

GAY BORG BTFO

Borg mad as fuck kek

lmao @ getting his black belt for that

oh nonono

lol fuck Ray

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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lmao what

HAHAHA GET FUCKED BORG

Hahahahahah Borg is mad

HAHAHAAHA

What the fuck????

RIGGED
RIGGED

How in the fuck?

Robbery !!!!!

Robbery honestly

Both DC's on commentary had it for Borg, I did too

>your kid is dying
>6 fights in a row fail to happen
>miss weight
>robbed by judges
J U S T
U
S
T

What the fuck. UFC is a meme

lmaooo

ROBBED ROBBED ROBBED ROBBED ROBBED ROBBED ROBBED ROBBED

well guess he didn't lose

Based Kenney shitting on cage humping

RAY BORG'S SON DENIED TREATMENT

Honestly how? No meme answers

Wait how tf did he Windows that? He got taken down like 1000 times

lmao what the heck

amanda nunes i keep a photo of her next to my buttplugs

Worst decision I have EVER seen lads

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Like the Gaethje bet not the Pearson one. When they said 30-27 I thought for sure Borg won that one.

That was a clear robbery

How can this guy give the interview? I'd be ashamed, no joke.
What a horrible robbery, and what Oscar performance from the commentators to pretend this isn't pathetic.

No answers can solidly justify that

Gay Borg son on suicide watch

Ray Borg and his son BTFO

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How do you get taken down a half dozen times and win the decision?

>UFC is a joke

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you forgot
>born 5'4

who?????

Based judges takedowns are for fags

Maybe cause Kenney was on his neck two times

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bit of a robbery but in fairness I can see the point that Borg didn't do a lot with all his takedowns and control

Just woke up did I miss any good fights

>H-Hey Brendan, c-can I have some more money?

If you think Borg deserved the win, your more retarded than his son

I like how he was talking about damage as if we are watching pride rn

It was over before it even started for Ray, wasn't it?

Judges watching the fight while laying down, so it looked like they were standing the whole time.

I have to mute this narrator. Fuck I hate him, it's even worse when he replaces face the pain

kek

I’m taking that 2 hour shit on principle now fuck the UFC

imagine his mother's vagina after that

It was unanimous, too. I have no fucking idea.
Didn't the same judges properly score a wrestlefuck the fight before this one?

I like Ray, don't understand why you guys don't.

I'm actually amazed. I don't even like Ray Borg and I'm pretty sure that was his win.

how is ross pearson still in the ufc

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Have I missed anything good so far?

>given a loss simply because he's too short to win
Being a manlet truly is a suffering.

I have a full-scale cutout leaning on my sliding glass door

good bants, have a (You)

>Cruz almost as tall as DC

I never noticed this before

Sounds great

Actually I love that. I think I would fit in, I keep to myself.

Most people here are bitter and angry. They will lash out at people for literally no reason. And they most definitely wouldn't say a single word to borg in person, because he could heem everyone itt

judges being complete cazzies when it comes to wrestling, so not much

not really, Borg fight was ok, bit of a robbery

Sex with a woman

>The state of Ray Borg

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>Sounds great
No, honestly, its like people have force fields around them, nobody talking or smiling or getting near each other. All human-on-human communication occurs over the internet. I don't know how they domestically produce humans, must be sending sperm over the mail.

Just got home from work bros, what did I miss? From what I can tell Borg got robbed.

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Good decision. Sherdog got it right. Cut Borg. He can cut lawns for a living instead

his wife doing the work

fucking aussie [spoiler]god bless you[/spoiler]

correct. ufc judges are hot shit as usual

dc is the best fighter in the world under 6 feet tall

>shart

Honestly what the actual fuck is Going on with the flyweight division?? They cut half the roster and only let the top 15 fight?? I thought they Said they were removing the division after dj left, but they are Still doing Them?

Based Kevin Holland time

Gonna have to cut some mighty big lawns for dat dere medical treatment money

Im brokeboy dont have cable anyone got a link

Borg missed weight a bunch of times and got gifted a title shot. Feel bad for the dude's kid but he's kind of unprofessional and gets away with it.

>losing to a guy who doesn't even have their own Wikipedia page

>last name is has the word shart in it

and their champion is fighting for the 135... No idea either

r/mmastreams don't (you) me

maybe the 'taxmexican' devil can learn spanish and move to a place with healthcare

>got gifted a title shot

I'm sure the BUS had nothing to do with it.

Is Kevin Holland the guy who was talking funny shit as he was getting beat up?

That was at 135lbs
Borg missed weight and lost a decision to a FW with 6 day notice.

Wow you have some sand in your pussy, though some points are correct

mmadecisions.com/decision/9941/fight

Media seems to agree.

>31 years old
>Almost 40 fights

Crazy

Kenney isnt even at Flyweight and they ranked him there before he fought today solely because he fought at Flyweight in the Contender Series. They literally have to consider Contender Series fighters as part of the roster lmao

Yessir. Should be a banger.

pls don't die Dan

yo nice fuckin website

Canelo Alvarez had 40 fights before 25

A real fite fan

Yep

>kung fu fighter

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Mw dv best dv

Shart's face looks like he was on heroin all his life

Miragliotta has lost weight

He needs to eat more

Nothing official was stated, a bunch of flyweights got abruptly cut so everyone started speculating off that. Also Cejudo merking TJ threw a monkey wrench into those plans if they existed.

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Wait. Borg lost?

I went to the kitchen when the fight ended

Cruz and DC commentary is as comfy as Vick's girlfriend.

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>fighters showing respect
Makes me so happy

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A kung fu fighter?
What did he mean by this

When you think about it, Reddit is way better than Yea Forums. Actual useful conversations and information not ruined by edgy racism and scat spamming. Reddit always has good quality streams for me but never Heem

finally full grown man fighting

Dan looks old as hell

lol imagine using steroids and still losing to floyd mayweather

Dude can't make weight and got hand outs for his sick son because he's sorta famous in mma circles.

Come back to me when Schlob gives money to joe blow for his kid's medical problems.

No shit, he had heart surgery

Finally got my GF to stop getting wet over Conor when I explained that he's 5'8 and short AF

Enjoy your money you manlet, remember that you will never be attractive

they said he had quadruple bypass surgery

assimilate heem

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Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Michelle Waterson wrestling in a pool of jelly, preferably raspberry flavoured, would have been an ideal main event.

5'8 AND he's short?
Damn

Close autism fight

I'm sure he'll be gutted at that revelation

This is some whitebelt shit

Reminder that Holland outstruck Marretta

Nice roller

>Cruz throwing shade at the judges

based

lads
I still haven't gotten used to this new schedule
so is this how the event start are going to be with this ESPN deal?
I hate this time slot, it's not comfy at all

fucking manlets, know that you can never change your height

This is spicy

2 dudes roll around for 4 minutes choking each other. Sounds gay as fuck when you simplify it like that.

That fight happened before the bus shit went down.

Meerschaert erally should haev finished one of those chokes. Pathetic.

They are like circus actrobats

I don't think you can just change the name of a submission just because someone uses it more than the namesake

I'm not going to bed at 4am anymore, I'm loving it.

>choking each other simultaneously
I hope they both pass out and they call it a draw. Fun times

He is SO SLOW, how is this guy a pro fighter? He's always half asleep.

wtf i love Grappling now !

Holland 10-9 I guess

Are they already gassed?

Meershart is a bum

Woodley should be shunned for his last fight, I've seen people waiting for a bus with more life in them.

>USA ads again

>try to choke the other guy
>choke on the choke and drop it
>he tries to choke you
>he chokes on his choke and drops it
>repeat x3 times

I don't even.

Yes but it's saturday night, now I have to choose between going out and watching the fights
Before I could come back home and catch the main card at 4am

Worked for Kimura

You'll just fall asleep due to all the commercial breaks instead.

Meerschaert in zombie mode

Whoever cums first loses.

Yeah he looks slow as fuck. Not good when you're against blacksposion. Still, Holland is low IQ so hasn't finished this goof yet

I should be enjoying the transitions but they both seem to be bums with no energy, so they can't finish anything.

ye but now i'm going to bed at 4am
brazilian fucking shits

Meercat is the slowest human being Ive ever seen

So gassed, embarrassing.

>cruz on commentary
lame

>dude just grab his head in every situation ever
Literally whitebelt shit

Holland slapping and scratching like a bitch

Jack Slack > The Weasle MMA > Heavy Hands

you guys are fags for bitching about this fight. this is hilarious

Holland with bants

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Both these guys gassed in the warmup

Jesus Holland not getting his chokes is so fucking frustrating

How did he gas when he hasn't exploded once? He looks tired from minute 1. This is him every fight by the way. He is always sleepwalking into the octagon. And he even wins sometimes.

How do you even judge a low energy 50% speed rolling session?

The shorter fighter loses.

i'm going to sleep here are the picks

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>this fight
Im done

wow... so this is the power of... kung fu

>imagine having "shart" in your name

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Meerschaert fights like he comes from a planet with less gravity

what's the record for most attempted submissions in a fight?

ufc is so fucking shit in 2019

wow

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>DC WERE MY WRESTLING ADVICE AT
kek

>Judges from the same corner shouting different submissions
This is just ridiculous

>DC WHERE MY WRESTLING ADVICE AT
kek

19-19

Meer would that despite being gassed to fuck

20-20 I guess

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Shart in Mart

Robin Black > Vivisection >>>>>> The Rest

American as apple pie.

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>mom! He's blinking too loud!

He's also secretly videotaping you shower and posting it on the internet.

WHISKEYMONGER

Cazzie here, fight raising my blood pressure i think its over every 10 seconds but these sleepy restful guys just let go or chokes

LOOOOOOOOK GOOBY COMERCIAL

proper 12

Holy cringe that proper 12 advert

>Proper 12 commercial

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Has anyone had proper 12? Is it good or just piss?

Are they fighting in a jello octagon

conor getting wrestlefucked again

This fight is like heavyweights in mexico city.

how are they THIS gassed?

Holy shit

Holland just exits out of those chokes like theyre nothing.

why are these gentlemen allergic to standing

Rate this card:
>Jones vs Santos
>Nunes vs Holm
>JDS vs Ngannou
>Masvidal vs Askren
>Rockhold vs Blachowicz

Dude we used to go to bed at 6-7 am before

Barbosa
Hermansson
Johnson
Karolina
Nzechukwu
Moraes

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>these vicious strikes

It's like both these guys took 2 hour shits before the fight

fuck this gay semen slurping sport

Awful. Passable as any other schlock with ice though

this is horrible lads

It's an underwater arena

This fight is hilarious

Watch Holland spew his prepared lines at the end like he didn't just spend the past 15 minutes fighting like a bum with a bum.

Viscious hammerfists to the body

I used to get up at 6AM and just watch the good fights instead of the whole card actually.

Great card
8 or 9/10

Gaethje
Branch
Emmet
Kookie
Kennedy
Sheymon

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funniest shit i've seen, i'm having a great time

Holland putting on his minstrel show to the crowd while fighting like a fucking bum.

Change to Jones v. Gustafsson and it'll be perfect

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all the way to the bank

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How come everyone doesn't enter the cage as sweaty as possible, like oldschool boxers ?
Unsubbable

Bellator Philadelphia

Holland clueless, has no idea what to do here.

Back from Woolies, what did I miss in the first two rounds?

LMAO

>gently slapping the back of the other guy's head
Incredible. Amazing

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*pats your head*

What did Holland say?

gsp greased up

They'll give it to Holland, like they gave it to Kenney because they didn't care for Borg's TDs

Holland could have won that fight so easily

Didn't watch the fight but 29-28/28-29/30-27 for Mershart via split decision

Why? We just saw that fight and Gus had nothing for Jones

They are cut babbies. Sweating before the fight would exhaust them.

>the absolute state of this card so far

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wew it can only get better from here, right lads?

stupid ass fight, is there a way of making both fighter lose?

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29-28 Meershaert

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Hahahaha best fight ever lmao that fuckint kick att the end

i don't understand how they gassed so easy.... Do they not do any conditioning work? I have better conditioning than these bums

Top kek

Sometimes that was indeed the case but other times the prelims ended up being too spicy to have missed

Its not sweat, its Vaseline to escape clinches quicker, but thats banned in mma since grappling is legal

>dehydrate to near death
>have 24 hours to rehydrate without going to the hospital
>sweating before the fight

bad idea

Something like sorrry for this maybe?

>mma fighters
>can't get a piss easy fucking choke after 20 attempts

This is fucking awful so far. Barbo vs gaycheese better be fucking wild

>29-27
>30-27
>29-28
Lol

my guess is all the squeezing from the sub attempts

If you watched you'd see how much they were grappling

These judges

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haha nigga you were grappling too

ROBBBBBBBBBBBBBED

BASED AND REDPILLED JUDGES FUCK WRESTLERS

>these fucking judges

holy shit judges really are full retard tonight

>29-27

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>30-27

>Fucking.... im sorry

Holy shit these judges and I had money on Holland

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>Fucking

I AM OUTRAGED

Nice "judging" tonight.

Based Holland

lmao blacked
cut both of them immediately

>I kinda felt like it was a snoozefest
LMAO

FUCKING HUMP

AYO DIS CRACKA WANTED TO HUG, IGNORE ME ALSO ROLLING AROUND AND NOT CREATING SPACE BAAAABEEEE.

Gonna want to see this lanklet get heemed everytime now.

>split
Bad decision .
Big fan of Holland here -

>these judges

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what a fag

WRESTLEFUCKERS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

Understandable. At least he did some action. What's the point to count unsuccessful submissions

>GIBS ME DAT VIDEOGAM

>I WANTED TO BANG
>proceeds to try 4 different chokes instead of getting up

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wtf is going on with those cards

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based Cruz lmao

Has the judging gotten suspiciously worse in the ESPN era?

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HOMER SIMPSON OF MMA

IM THINKING WORLD TITLES

Niggers are truly despicable creatures.

its openly rigged now

“Maybe if you learn to defend takedowns, you could stand up and fight”
ABSOLUTELY BASED.

Honestly how? Whoever has more strikes wins? The guy who gets controlled wins?

im am literally shaking right now

that gay looks and sounds like a cross dresser

“Oh well”

Kevin Holland 2019

Cruz and DC meming is the best. It's only a shame Rogan isn't there for them to mock.

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LETS GO BARZOLA

Gaethje
Branch
Johnson
KK
Kennedy
Moraes

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inb4 cruz cut

Takedowns give points, going forward gives points, controlling the center gives points, being on top gives points, etc.
There are reasons to give a lazy wrestler points even if he isn't doing anything. Which is why we got so many of them.

Everytime he could try to get up he'd instead roll around some more, straight up bum tier fight with a bum tier post fight interview.

That was a tough fight to judge but 29-27 made no fucking sense

the judges made the right call

Based Cruz

EL PERUANO

Pacing around the room atm

This Peruvian guy is another wrestler watch him dominate for 3 rounds and lose the decision too

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I like Modelo because it makes me feel like I'm sucking on a fat Mexican chode.

Barboza
Hermansson
MJ
Karolina
Nzechukwu
Moraes

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Bored of all these le quirky black guys

Amen.

They don't score takedowns for some reason. Moreover I don't really understand how much they are worse. It's absolutely arbitrary thing in mma

Thoughts on Modelo? i think it gets flat super quick, tastes like water too. Corona is better

Gaethje
Branch
Johnson
KK
Kennedy
Moraes

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Cruz shredding Holland after the fight
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for me, it’s a negro Modelo

It's more noticeable but it hasn't changed much

Want to win all of your bets? Bet on the black person. God doesn't love white people so I always win money.

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Refball. Might as well watch oneFC

>drinking beer aka HRT juice

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based sperg

Black beast is to those guys as Conor is to mouthy manlets.

I think Corona is exactly like that. Modelo has a light body but doesn’t go flat instantly. Corona is dirty pisswater

What if Barboza unironically kills someone with a meme spinning kick?
Would the UFC recognize it as a win or would it be bar PR?

modelo would be tolerable if it weren't for that annoying gold foil. putting more obstacle before you can get a sip of your beer is not smart

absolutely based

judges are retarded tonight and don't reward any grappling at all
for tonight's judges just look at the strikes only to understand how they'll score it

I always have a laugh when manly masculine MAN men drop the onions memes, but admit they drink beer. It has by far the most estrogens of any food we consume.

>Corona is better
Jesus christ.

Modela Negra is god tier. I fucking hate their commercials, however. Sjw shit + bums like Stipe and T-CTE.

I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY

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Based

FUCK YOU HOLLAND. If you dont like laying on the ground go fight boxing, kickboxing,or defend takedowns. Sick of these idiots that say stupid shit on the mic

That’s Negra Modelo. Owned by Modelo but the main Modelo is just a can

wtf, modelo gets super flat if you don't chug it, corona actually keeps it's fizz longer it would seem. the corona flavor is alot stronger though

el fuerto bouta eat this nigga like some cuy

How is swearing more offensive that bashing in someones skull until its a bloody mess?

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do you like san miguel

Barboza has already killed all of Felder's future kids.

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>DC laughing his ass off
kek

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lol. based varys. he would own in the ufc. would have all fighters secrets.

>marilyn manson

Based gothspic

judges are based, if you control a guy for 3 minutes just to lose it in 1 shitty submission attempt when inflicting 0 dmg, it should count for jackshit.

no we aren't

HUGE banger coming up here lads

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based barzola will make you proud

>that spermocide
My face cringed irl just looking at it.

its alright for cheap brand

I could see Gaycheese being the first guy to die in the UFC, he has a lot of CTE

you now remember when dom gave us chael level smack talk against cody

wtf is this

No way Barzola loses this.

He'll be the UFC's very own Crispen Wah.

>tfw about to eat an 8th of mushrooms and watch the fights

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how the fuck this shit has 6k+ viewers

Aguilar is real talented. Think Barzola takes it though. Shame he’ll get eternally stiffed on high level fights

You know, in many ways, a beast for sure, but it's tough b, but i also have to disagree you know, it's a hard one .

Don't forget what Aguilar did to Glenn

5'7''

The same height as Joe Rogan.

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wow really? Here's a (you), good job!

>EL PeruANO

barzola looks exactly like alexis sanchez

i was on two tabs of acid when jones kod dc
shit was intense

ref is jacked Louis CK

Barzola by unanimous decision

Bring back the based black guy who was pretending to play UFC while streaming the event.

My fofr, Barzola is a LEVEL THREE fighter on my level of fighters rankings. LEVEL THREE.

BOSS

Im ready for the beru meme to end. This rat prolly chills out by throwing dota 2 matches in his offtime

lol dc seething because barzola whooped his boy mogly

y nuevo new

This fight is a clown fiesta but in a negative sense

for me it's pacifico

DC+DC on commentary is based

send good vibes ur way brah

Justin Gaethje
David Branch
Michael Johnson
Michelle Waterson
Paul Craig
Sheymon Moraes

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What does that mean

I bet Borg and Meerschaert and don't disagree with either decision

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>nasty eye poke
lmao fatboy cuntmier didnt say a fucking word about it

Ross has been /myboy/ since tuf, I had to

Barboza kicked terry etim to insanity, dude's in a mental asylum now