/hoc/
go knights
For me it's the canes over flyers
does he watch anime?
Schedule for the day
Imagine supporting websites you dont like
N/a/shville!
Ummmm I think this is wrong, PHI is playing BUF and BOS is playing SJS for sure, someone post the correct schedule
>already used my 2 hours of switch time my wife gives me
>my team doesn't play tonight
at least i added a new funko pop to the collection. go avs go
I need ice statistics please
stormsurge?
I only get another hour of computer time on r/hockey before my wife kicks me off so her step son can play that fortnite game :(((( Guess it's back to the Switch later! Go Avs go btw :)
>2015
>Bruins have 3 first round picks in a row, all mid-round
>take Zboril, Senyshyn, DeBrusk
>next 3 picks are Barzal, Connor, Chabot
the absolute state of boston's 2015 draft
could have had a first line center and winger plus a top pairing d but they just ended up with a 2nd line winger
Out of the teams currently in the playoffs what would make the most kino Cup Final?
Is there a reason why blues is a polar bear,hurricanes a pig and canadiens a phantom?
blues/tampa
Blues vs. Islanders
grapes BTFO
gg Flyers.
I remember that draft. I think it was Puck Podcast that talked to their draft specialist guest that said that Bruins could've traded down or/and waited to the second round to draft those guys
lmao eat shit nignogadelphia cuckers
enjoy watching good teams in the ploffs lmao
glad u fell for the sharter fart meme
Blues - Canes
Think you could beat the Teds for >us tonight, fellow sunbelters?
Just 2 teams that have suffered 7-game-or-worse losing streaks have won the Stanley Cup: 1967 #LeafsForever (10) & 1921 Sens (7).
Just 2 teams that have endured 6-game losing streaks have won a title: 2008 #LGRW & 1986 #GoHabsGo.
Good luck, #SJSharks
>tfw just barely drafted barzal thanks to edmontons stupidity
That deal was one of like 4 that Garth snow did right lol
Lightning vs Flames
Just went to a local comic-con and got some great stuff I wish I always had. Now I regret it because I spent money on comic books.
Pretty sure those are their mascots except habs. That one I dont get. Speaking of habs I think that's who's gonna miss playoffs as well.
This but bolts lose
>and got some great stuff I wish I always had
Literally me, but I just torrent or dc++ all my comics. Feels good living in a free country where you can download everything for free without my internet provider gives a shit.
Theres no way the Habs are gonna win 3 of their next 4. Also >Philthy is officially eliminated finally.
this but the bolts utterly dominate in 5 so flimfags can't cry about "it was in"
/hoc/ is for anime
Any final not involving:
TBL
WSH
PIT
BOS
VGK
Will be kino
Shall be switching to playoff bracket from now on. No sense in having those loser teams taking up space.(>my team included)
habs/jets
This, but Leafs instead of Habs
BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
then it wouldnt be kino
Come on, lad, do NOT bully >our opponents.
They played a good game and tried hard until the very end.
It would be more kino than kino
maybe if a truck drove through their viewing party it would be kino.
most kino final would be yotes/jets
>Defending philthy
Yea Forums-tier edge there lad
the world would be a better place with less deluded retards
Yeah, just kinda wanted to own some physical copies of some shit. DC guy as well. I like Deathstroke a lot so I grabbed his first appearance; same guy was selling first appearance of Nightwing so he let me get them both for $20 off.
Defending politeness and sportsmanship 2bh.
Of course
>comic books
I think Zboril was rated a mid first rounder but yes I do remember the other two being a little off the board
I thought for sure they would take Barzal at the time, they had 3 picks in a row and he was somehow still available, he was by far the highest ranked player remaining undrafted at that point
>less
F E W E R
E
W
E
R
id make her go "ee ee ee ee"
Predators/Penguins
Blues - Capitals
Habs could upset the jets and leafs. Tampa and Washington are just cruel to have at this time of year
How in the FUCK do I become the GM of the Oilers
Collect 40 cereal box tops and mail them in
walk in and shake gary's hand
Why did dallas not draft him and instead choose some literally BUST with their pick? That baffled me. Same goes with boeser and Connor being that low
>Philly
>sportsmanship
when it was his draft year barzal had a bad knee injury and missed like 30 games or something. probably hurt his rating a bit. he was also pretty small and the whole nuhl twiglet paradigm wasnt fully in effect. from like 2012-2016 a lot of smaller players fell to later rounds who ended up becoming very effective in the nuhl.
Aho > poopoojarbee
Even if the other team doesn't play as sportsmanlike as they should, you must always uphold your own sense of sportsmanship.
It's about character, user.
>mfw my team has no anime
Feels good.
>sportsmanship
Coming from the franchise who puts on a faggy pageant every time they win at home
>tfw you drafted the wrong russian before kucherov but he is excellent in the russian league
Same lad feels so good
who's your team m8
when you use hindsight you can see lots of teams made "bad" choices. the mild had a chance to draft boeser and take a minnesota native, but choice joel eriksson ek instead.
ah-bloo-bloo
Not telling
He wont say so he cant be exposed
Then again, you could look back at any draft and question why x didn’t draft y over z. Scouts are very key for an organization. It’s why teams like the sharks and lightning and even the wongs drafted some good players in the later rounds
There's nothing wrong with comic books unless it's from Marvel post-2009/10
Yeah, they're a real jerk.
yeah i remember Patrick Eaves was rated very high in his draft year, he was killing it in the NCAA but then he got a serious neck injury and was out the rest of the season
fell to the late 1st round (before injury people were predicting him in the top half of the first round)
>Scouts are very key for an organization
That's why Oilers won't win anything as long as the Old Boys Club is in place. Friends don't fire friends
>sharks
>good players
wew lad
>impying Timo and Pavelski aren't good.
>i-it was in
>sharks
Delusion
Sh/a/rks
its not always going to be up to the scouts. sometimes as the rules change and the game evolves different types of players become effective. back when these drafts were happening these teams knew they were taking a chance with an undersized player. if it was obvious undersized players would become this effective back then i doubt players like kucherov or johnny manlet would have fallen as far.
Barring their god awful slump that has come out of nowhere, the sharks are a good organization and Team
Please stop. Not my team please
The sooner people forget about us the better
this.
Lads... it's up.
>youtube.com
>meier
>9th overall
>late round draft
DELUSION
Ironically my team doesn't have any anime either.
Feels good to not be a bunch of weebs
Vegas vs leaf final. You heard it here first.
Vegas will cut the leafs in half.
Name your team bud
'no'
kys weeb scum
I'm gonna find out and make lots of anime of it. Stay scared
pipe down nerd this is a hockey thread
>cut the leaf in half
imagine how mad don cherry will be
Lets review the shorks top scorers
Burns: Trade
Hertl: First rounder
Pavelski Late round pick
Meier: First rounder
Kane: Trade
Turns out the sharts aren't actually that good at drafting.
people that autistically seethe about weebs are infinitely worse than weebs posting stupid edits
Must be hard for him to see something as based as the sport of hockey be hollowed out and plasticized into something unrecognizable and trashy.
Preds-Canes for southeast hockey would be fun, Knights-Canes for top-tier butthurt.
But seriously if the Canes won it would be a great story, regardless of who they play.
Thornton: trade
Marleau: first round
wonder who's behind this post???
Canes/isles making it past the first round would be nice to see since we have washington pittsburgh so fucking often
need Chiraq to beat LA and put us one step closer to sealing the deal and missing the play offs.
tanking a stinky, spicy toranto lads
Senators are unironically a top five drafting team. Its just too bad the owner is such a melnyk
leafs vs flames
Karlsson: Trade
not sure if we got couture but 9th overall
What did they do to Ottawa?
Lightning
Senators
Ducks
Islanders
Teds
>not montreal vs Calgary for the third meeting between them in finals history
Rankings of stanley cup appearance
>kino tier
Blues, Islanders, Flames, Jets
>good tier
Dallas, Canes, Boston
>mediocre tier
Lightning, Knights, Capitals, Penguins, Blue jackets
>dogshit tier
Avalanche, Leafs, Sharks, Predators
they couldnt afford to be in the picture
1: my team good
@: your team bad
...
Spoken like a true boomer
Ovechkin vs Lightning tonight
>57
>never
he grew up during the based bro culture of hockey, now he has to watch all these zoomershits make the game for everyone.
*flosses at you*
sharks vs bruins
how can we even compete bros
Wasn't this a Canadian literary classic?
...
Islanders drafted ryan fucking strome over scheifele and couturier in 2011, and drafted nino over guys like fowler, tarasenko and even kuznetsov in 2010. At least they’ve done better the past few years
literal who
I'd like to talk hockey and drafting, but not with a fucking weeb.
fucking weebs
>Six were from Nevada, 35 from California, 13 from other states, and four from Canada.
paddock mainly btfo california desu. also four from canada hahahahahahahahahaha oh no no no no
...
you are using hindsight to make your evaluation. if you look at the chl careers of strome, scheifele and couturier, strome had a much stronger season during his pre-draft year than the other 2. players that put up 100 points in the chl during their pre-draft year are usually going to get picked pretty high.
pretty funny stuff
Please tell me, no bullshit, is Hughes still the #1 draft pick and Kaappo Kakko #2?
There is no clear defined number one anymore.
Who are the contenders?
Yeah only due to north american media bias. Kakko is the better player IMO.
sam cosentino, the only analyst ive seen rank kaako number 1 and jack hughes number 2, is the same guy who was pushing zadina as number 2 all last year, and he ended up getting taken 6th. i dont think he is a very good scout.
Hughes and Kakko
Cute
>yfw Kakko is finally drafted 1st overall
I don't want the American player going to the worst franchise imo
Post biggest glass cannons in the NHL
Starting with obvious
the worst team in the standings has a higher chance of drafting 4th than in the top3.
rare flag
my god if the wild make the play offs i'm going to fucking pissed off.
So will the wild. They've made it clear they dont want the first round boot.
Blue Jackets vs Jets
just enjoy the ride lad.
Trying to make heads or tails of meaning behind your inscrutable pattern as to which teams' backgrounds you did or didn't fill in.
the kongs won a stan lee from the 8th seed. anything is possible with garys script.
proxy off binlin
Of a team has a colored bg they have secured a playoff spot. If its white it's still up for grabs.
Obviously it’s the team with an odd number of letters in their collected defenseman’s last names
They were in the running for the division title that year, and lost a few games late in the year and ended up 8th. Its not like they were awful.
to be*
making me so angry i can't even type right.
>rare
>Slovakia
it's not Vatican City, you twit, chill
ur awful
Ahhhhhhh, okay.
>beaver
You should have to post wallabys and shit.
i can do that, but beavers are my fav animal since my grandma who died in 1993 gave me a stuffed one before she died.
Well criminey.
/an/posting is for patrician first class people
>/hiss/
>*loads shotgun*
i'd heem a roo clean
I stuffed your grandma's beaver.
Don't ever reply to me again or I will heem you into the next dimension
see
*replies*
you wish mate, roger (if he was still alive, RIP) would destroy your neet arse
damn kangaroos look like this???
>spamming cartoons
nobody gives a shit lad this genny is for hockey discussion. Either learn about hockey or fuck off.
big reds do yeah, you get smaller greys and then there are wallabys.
Better than a ded thread
where is the wild one?
someone just end the suffering
Arizona please finish >us off
we said please yotes
I find this woman's hip bones to be particularly attractive.
imagine being a fan of the mild
45 MINUTES TIL GAME TIME. GRILLS ON RADIOS ON BEERS ON ICE. LAINEATION LOCK IN.
I'm going to BDubs to watch the game
>by myself
>woman
People can't help where they're from.
Imagine not having a team at all until last year.
laine still managed to get a few games of fortnite in today
thinking of starting an off topic discussion just to piss off the redditfugees among us that think we always need to discuss hockey
How do we get him to switch over to a better, less destructive game for him, like Gwent?
hello lads
can someone give me a quick rundown on Blues? i remember they were in the gutter a few months ago, how did they turn it around?
in the off season, I will lose all hope and become an alcoholic sadman, slowly sipping away the summer watching baseball and not posting in /mlb/ cause they suck
How will you spend the off season, /hoc/??
gonna get a job, been neet too long m8
doing /out/ stuff, and occasionally passing thru here to see how miserable everyone is (as if i didn't already know)
mike yeo was shit
I'm going to remain an optimist and say NIGHTY KNIGHT!
Let's Go Sharks!
gloating about back to back cups
>they beat the pens 1/infinity times and they think theyll b2b
Caps "fans" are shit
based Stanley Cup winner, Washington Capitals legend Andre Burakovsky
Have we normalized sex to the point where women can just flash in large celebrations without being punished yet? Needs to happen more often desu.
>Caps "fans" are shit
Thought we already knew this.
>2 goals in the cup run
>both on Vasilevski in game 7
wtf I love Vasy now
I read a few comments from Knights fans talking about how easy it will be to beat the Sharks in the playoffs, and while I'm definitely in the pessimistic category of fans, this fucking infuriated me. I hope we fucking annihilate them. No mercy. Attack and score relentlessly. Hit hard and fight harder.
stop posting shit idols
That's Mr. Mia Khalifa to you
If we sacrificed the past 7 games to the hockey gods just to be able to beat vegas I'm down for it.
Can't wait to see what toxic arrogance with two legs, "flurry" on his back and crack in his veins looks like tonight
She has so much potential. Too bad shes a butter face with frankentits
Nothing wrong with that lad
hey winnipeg, if you can beat the habs that could be nice also
Why do you care?
>Tedditors
This but the opposite, go qt frogs.
clinch in the event they shart the bed to buffalol
>3 10PM games
>exactly one playoff team between them
gee thanks gary reckon I’ll just fall asleep
bruh i just learned from reddit that chuck e cheese's full name is charles entertainment cheese
>he wants the Teds to make it so >his team can clinch a first round loss to Pittsburgh few games early
yeah, i don't know why they didn't have vegas at san jose an hour later
he's also a desperate alcoholic and beat his wife
To be fair Gary's early drafts of the script had Chicago and Edmonton in the wildcard race.
who said we are gonna lose to pittsburgh? isles can still win this division
No hockey frens to enjoy the game with
But it's nice to not be at home
>isles can still win this division
Islanders have a better chance against Pittsburgh than against Carolina.
Chuck's official backstory is that he is an orphaned mouse who does not know his own birthday. His orphanage was called St. Marinara's orphanage.[2] To make up for never having a birthday party of his own, he hosts parties for children. After winning a Pong tournament, Chuck moved to New York and started working as a singer at an Italian restaurant, where he also met and befriended a musically-inclined chef named Pasqually. Eventually, he moved to California and created his own restaurant franchise, with Pasqually becoming his star chef and later joining his band.[3] The two would go on to find others to join the band, eventually recruiting a talented vocalist chicken named Helen Henny, a purple monster named Mr. Munch (who absolutely loves pizza), and a country music-loving bloodhound named Jasper T. Jowls.
I hate that I offhandedly knew what this was referencing
what
me too
what's your problem with chuck?
GO LEAFS GO
I'll be absolutely shocked if >we win this game. This team has come along way this year re-defining who they are as a squad. But they haven't come so far as to completely shed their identity as the Islanders. There's too much going for them to actually take advantage of it. Buffalo in a cake walk. And then we sweep the last three games. Cap this
let's go debbies
imagine
bolts caps
imagine imagining
>t.rex
oh damn that takes me all the way back, son
like, middle school, even
Buffalo has embraced the tank.
I will, it's on my list
leafs nation locked in for gameday
more like gayday
>redditlab
fucking faggots
the CHL playoffs > NHL playoffs
/spa/ here for another leafs loss ;_;
aw elimination / clinches scenarios
The Calgary Flames will clinch the Pacific Division with a San Jose Sharks regulation loss over the Vegas Golden Knights. They will also clinch the top spot in the Western Conference if the Winnipeg Jets lose in any fashion against the Montreal Canadiens as well.
The Dallas Stars will clinch a playoff spot with a win over the Vancouver Canucks
The New York Islanders will clinch a playoff spot with a win over the Buffalo Sabres or a Montreal Canadiens regulation loss. They will also clinch if they gain a point and the Montreal Candiens lose in any fashion.
The Philadelphia Flyers will be eliminated with a regulation loss against the Carolina Hurricanes or a Canadiens/Blue Jackets win. They will also be eliminated with an overtime loss against the Carolina Hurricanes and either Columbus/Montreal gain a single point.
The Toronto Maple Leafs will clinch a playoff spot with a single point against the Ottawa Senators or a Montreal Canadiens loss
more like locked in on my cock
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
thats not the wild one. try again
sending all my energy to Habs and Preds tonight.
start the game gary
eberle is back boys
good evening leafs nation
agreed, time to begin
>go leafs go
begone slut, this is Flames nation!
fuck you pierre
Back STROM
why dont they just attack the best player on the other team and knock him out for the game? seems like the 2 minute penalty would be worth it.
Literally the other team would end your career
Who /Frozen_Four/??
NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS
you would take more than a 2 minute if you want them out of the game, besides they would just retaliate.
what if the guy doing it is 6'8" 280 lbs
Business idea: 58 minutes of fighting, 2 of playing
I'm writing this one down, ewe guise
notre dame a fucking shit that should've lost to clarkson
Business idea: overtime win grants only 1 point, no loser points.
Who is this shitty Habs play-by-play commentator?
Leafs playing with energy for the first time in months.
>debbies
Delicious brown
Did you know that the Maple Leafs have a total of THIRTEEN Stanley Cups? After they win it this year they will have FOURTEEN Stanley Cups. How many Stanley Cups does your team have? Oh. That's cute.
>literally number three on the official list
hey brah... what's shakin?
>implying you're getting past the Canes
hahaha
>clock move forward one hour for summer time
>still the same amount of time until canucks game starts
approved.
>playing in ottawa
>go leafs go chants
The Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada.
the leafs won't even get past the leafs
taampa gay btfo
These threads are pointless, Prove Me Wrong...
If you eliminate yourself, they win.
You only have 11 Stanley Cups, pleb.
your life is pointless, end it
or maybe because laff fans sell out a lot in ottawa now because of how pathetic they are
>Tampon Gay
First Round Knock Out
government drones with no real allegiance and just go with whatever is "hot"
Tampa and washington is gonna be the new detroit colorado rivalry
Damn, habs fans look like that?!
sports are pointless prove me wrong
notre dame just got fucking styled on
sam btfo
Number one team babyyyy!
>calculating the Mass of the U
Former winnipeg jet Joel Armia, btw .
Jets winagain :)
Caps window could easily close in a couple years. Holtby, Ovi and Backstrom are all UFAs in that time and Oshie is one concussion away from a special needs home. Wilson could very well turn into Lucic though I am optimistic about Vrana-Kuz-Wilson as a good top line.
why hasn't grapes retired yet? he can barely form coherent sentences. there has to be a better option.
What do I think about this?
May I see it?
The bolts are starting the playoff choke early this year.
l
grapes is a national honor of canada for making the hurricanes SEETHE
Not sure who this Canadian is or why they believe in >us, but I appreciate it.
You don't understand him because you have ZERO hockey IQ.
woah where did you get a gif of phil kessel like that LOL!
this tbqh
y'all have been shit for so long, and now you're doing well, you're the true underdogs
Leave Tampon Gay to me.
>y'all
sunbelter detected
pls beat Montreal, we need Tatar for the skoda cup
>Alright, now, look here, kids, ya--ya see that? Now, THAT, an'... an' the... now, see, right here, he goes aroun' an'... an' he... now, watch here. THAT! That, that is just... I mean... THAT is how ya get scored on, every time, in the National Hockey League. Ya talk about givin' up easy goals, kids... take it from me, don't do THAT. Every time. I tell ya.
For me, it's being a Southern sunbelter who rejects any usage of the """"""word"""""" "y'all."
Cherry *had* hockey iq. but his act is old, and he's going senile. If you talk to any 40+ white guy in Canada now you'll get the same shtick with less moderation, and more beer and cigarette smell.
does grapes answer the door in his underwear? i bet he does.
*does a celebration my daughter likes in your path*
>*Ron MacLean sighs and signals for the next clip*
>going
remember to always touch the posts young tendies
t. skatelet
Where's Josie?
all this sunbelt hockey has changed me into what i hate the most
ODRs I'd fucking knock you over the boards buddy. Watch who you call a skatelet
absolutely based
MAKAR
hockeyville
THG reacting to the current games live
youtube.com
:)
CHECK THE O.R. YOU LIKE IT SO FAR?
Cheering for Teds tonight lads, but still hate ted
unreal
I TELL YA THIS KIDS? KIDS? KIDS? THIS IS WHAT YA DONT DO AND I TELL THEM ALL THE TIME DONT DO THIS. SEE THE GUY HERE SKATING WITH, WELL BOBBY ORR USEDTA BE ABLE TO DO THIS, *DESK PIANO* YA DONT DO THIS KIDS YA GOTTA GO OFF THE GLASS AND OUT. NOW. WE GOT THIS GUY HERE, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GUY, I KNOW HIS PARENTS BOB AND JUDY, GREAT FAMILY GREAT PEOPLE, THIS IS THIS IS JUST GREAT HES GOT SO MANY PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT HES FROM ETOBICOKE I TELL YA I SAW HIM WHEN HE WAS PLAYIN JUNIOR FOR ROB MCDOUGAL MY BUDDY IN THE OJHL. NOW LOOK HES PLAYIN BIG HES GOT HIS STICK THERE NOW ON THE ICE NOW WATCH HE MOVES HIS STICK NOW KIDS, KIDS, KIDS, KIDS WATCH HERE YA GOTTA GET YOUR STICK OUTTA THE WAY YOUR GOALIE WILL THANK YOU. *BANGS DESK*
>redditors
>trashville
pretty damn good
To be fair, Montreal is the best non playoff team and the second best Canadian team and it was a former Jet that scored and Price is elite and so is Goatka and so is Danault
I wont be watching hoc when Game of Thrones returns
could arizona st beat the yotes?
Jackets are getting hot at the right time
Where's Josie?
this powerplay brought to you by the all new dodge ram
>debbies
They'd be even hotter if they'd spend less time in their own zone
SKAAARRRR
>asu
For the love god Jimbo don't pull an Ottawa
Jackets fans are louder than redditors
>ssm8
fucking mathews
STAYSCAREDM8
for the love of*
SENS SCAAAAAR
>laffs
STAY
FRIGHTENED
SCAAAAAAR
SCARED
SCARED
just thinking about the leafs right now. surely they've tightened their defense up as they head into the end of the season...
Duclair has been legit, much better than >Douchene
>Winnipeg has 8 shots to Montreal's 19
M8
ovechkin 50 when
He'll pass to Oshie/Backstrom so they can get a hat trick on an empty net. Next game.
>the Lightning have 9 shots to Washington's 23
What's with Anderson's mask? Looks like he spray painted it an hour before the game.
What the fuck was that
>hockey
>beer
>meat
>union construction workers
All you need tbhon
laughing SO HARD at the tranpa gay lgbtning
Anderson seems to be performing extremely well every time he faces the Leafs
God it's annoying, but he seems like such a nice lad, hard to hate him :(
>cricket
>tea
>opium
>slave labor
all you need tbhon
Do playoff games count toward the 9 games of a rookie's entry contract?
Ahem
REMINDER THAT BOB COLE IS AN ABSOLUTELY BASED NATIONAL TREASURE AND NO ONE CAN EVER FILL HIS SHOES
WHERE'S JOSIE?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS
>the shots are now 9 to 24
oui
Oui
OUI
*wins*
How can anyone hate this legend? The very last classic voice in the game. No one holds a candle to Bob Cole. Absolute GOAT.
>Mets
What if I fill his shoes with sand?
>Laffs have 26 to Snes 11
i thought the lightning were elite lads
based
not a based thing to say
gonna go sicko mode, lads
FIRST
ROUND
EXIT
consider yourself warned
>LAFFS
Give me the instruction
>sounds interesting
ENJOY BOSTON
>sporks
BigMac died for this.
Dreading the 1st round ploff lads
>STAY SCARED M8
dreading the 2nd round of playoffs desu.
first round should be easy.
STAY
SCARED
freddy anderson is going to be on fire in the playoffs due to the rest he's getting at the tail end of the season. leafs havent had a reason to win a game in a month since they're 99.5% in the playoffs.
M8
BASED BJORKSTRAND
HOLY FUCK
Can I make a prediction??
All eyes... on Calgary..
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT
BASED JEFF
BASED CROSSBAR
>Racism should be allowed in all sports
Wow Shannon! Not cool...
>inb4 out of context
it's called a joke
Dear Winnipeg,
Stop sucking.
Regards,
Ted
>the laffs have a real chance this year
>based Fortnite-obsessed bust providing a perfect screen for his own goalie and then flinching out of the way of the puck at the last moment instead of blocking it
Here’s how the leafs miss the playoffs
Jackets win out
Carolina wins 3 of 4
Leafs lose out
Montreal wins out
what would happen to the leafs if they miss playoffs this year?
Those are some interesting digits you've got there, friend...
digits confirm
>habs and preds win then ted gets fucked
>jets and ted win the jets are almost guaranteed 2 rounds at home
Conflicted tbdesu
>mfw >our finns are noble warriors
>mfw >their finns are feeble cowards
I hereby check your trips. As long as either the dorito maybe laffs or the habs miss the playoffs, we will be in good shape.
based and redpilled
meant to quote
I know you don't mean >my Finns, friend.
they'd trade goal scoring for more flat-footed, slow af d-men
is buff yelling at laine in the dressing room right now?
YOU GOTTA MOVE
isnt this what leafs should be doing regardless, their nets more open then my ex's legs
>but... but I did move
YOU MOVED OUTTA THE WAY OF THE PUCK YA FUCKIN DUMBASS
strong doubts that sunbelt finns are real finns
IM TAKING AWAY YOUR FORTNITE SKINS IF YOU DONT LEARN TO SCORE
I wanna cum inside Tara Sloan
Fun fact: growing up (in the sunbelt), my neighbor was actually married to a hot Finnish woman.
>hoc get
>hot Finnish woman
>hot Finnish woman
I'm telling you guys the truth.
>Laffsnet on damage control for the Laffs losing to the Sens
Ask me if I care. Go ahead, ask me
i want to believe you, because i want my own finnish qt
do you care?
About what?
we got a big number coming lads
She looked nothing like that, though. Tall and blonde, fit, top-tier milf material.
And their kids turned out fucking gorgeous. I'm just now remembering when their older daughter used to babysit me when I was like 5 or 6 and I kind of fell in love with her.
Hockey.
>these CBC niggers fellating the Leafs in game and during the intermission
Christ at least try to look unbiased
Based chocolate éclair
official intermission soundtrack:
youtube.com
how many people does kane crosscheck in the face tonight?
>"uh ignore the fact the Leafs are losing"
>"here is 2 clips of Rielly waking around some AHL nobodies, Rielly is elite"
Howling @ Lefs and their fans
ten minutes or so i'd say
thats a high quality mugshot
Ni.........
here we go again wooooo
I see you in Shannon's livechat with the team peep name and the scared Apu avatar.
Just got back from raleigh. What a game. I love this team so much
>laffs
>other shit team I forgot
No one asked, faggot.
>commentators are roleplaying what the >laffs would need to do in this situation if it were the playoffs
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Wait, isn't it
Propane propane
Propane propane
Win the cup this year or give back Karlsson
Christ what a cursed image.
inb4 attendance, that's intermission, people are all buying food
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE
Lol I accidentally uploaded the fuckin mascots. Oh well. Yeah attendance was reported at 17k+ which is great
Montreal needs to win out so the Laffs can fall in a wildcard spot and get swept by Tampa
No, that's PK Subban.
not a bust tbhwy
planning on saying the n word next thread
yall niggas writing off the leafs
>get emergency flash floods warning on my phone
>live next to a river
It was nice shitposting with you guys
take that laffs h8ers
Fuck the leafs.
>it was 2-0
kek
go laffs
For me, it's /ourpolarbear/.
That's 8 beer, jets are still fucking down. Do I get high now or in an hour? "smoke em if you got em" dad always said
>laffs
Because it never lasts
>w-we managed to tie the worst team in the league
>s-stay scared m8
F
have a >rags for the road
/cric/ is pretty cool.
Oh boy I am excited about the angry Dangle video
>commentators again can't stop fucking droning on about what they need to do in the playoffs
OH HO HO NOT SO FAST LAFFERS
>STAY SCARED M8
Newfie Jets fan here I'm 8 beer in too...Do I steal my nephews lunchables and get high? HMMM....
>can't even hold a tie against the last team in the league
PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.
not scared m8
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Why do the Leafs make teams like the Rangers and Senators look so good? They've lost all their fast young edge
Yes
HAIL
TORONTO lol
Lol the thread is still on page 1
T A K E
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>70 shot attemps
>39 shots
snens goalie having a decent night.