ayy someone saved the pic i posted. based title giuseppe they are all lying. look at them next to each other. hulk is actually probably 6'2 or 6'3 checo is prob 5'6, ricc is shorter than max and a lot shorter than hulk. and this year leclerc and vettel are the exact same height, etc. bullshit seems more accurate
yeah immediately after the incident i think brundle was saying that haas deliberately chooses not to give traffic callouts to their drivers so they can focus on their race or something. absolutely retarded. but fat john should have been checking his mirrors. his performance has been lacking to say the least
Noah Watson
>yeah we keep silent cause we want our drivers to focus on the road >instead we'll have them focus on their surroundings and rear mirrors lmao
Haas really are masters of strategy
Luke Wright
the rear wing is too large it hides the car from behind
Oliver Anderson
nice dubs they match the thread
Dylan Campbell
We really need some scottish or irish driver again, just for the team radios
Ryan Miller
do I set my alarm an hour early or an hour late for tomorrow morning?
i could see that argument in a corner, like a weird angle or something, but he was slightly to the right of grosjean behind him all the way down the main straight
Eli Nguyen
newest williams tactic to reduce weight
Asher Ross
turn off alarm, enjoy sleep
Ayden Roberts
>Losing weight during lap
Brilliant genius from the school of >Williams
Julian Scott
I like Grosjean FUCK gasly, though when did newey go back to williams? this is genius
Jordan Hernandez
GASLY HAS done nothing wrong, he is trying his best in a brand new team damnit.
Yeah Gasly can fuck off. Hope Kvyat gets his seat so we can see him getting close to vettel
Yeah but almost all the rookies are in front of him, in slower cars. Maybe, just maybe, he sucks.
Carson Clark
what formula is this?
Luke Brown
He doesn't, we saw last year he was fine in a TR, Kvyat is a pay babby
Nolan Martin
World Karting Champs Finals in 2000
Blake Rogers
gasly sucks he sucked last year, too his moment of glory was SF and being able to claim that he was robbed of the championship Whenever he gets on the radio he spouts some unintelligible drivel, seriously, he's either shouting or crying or speaking in such an erratic way that he comes off as retarded cannot wait for blessed Daniil to be back at rbr
Isaiah Watson
make sure you charge your phone as well, having to get up early with 12% is no fun :(
Lucas Harris
>we saw last year he was fine in a TR with who as a reference? Hartley? lol
>ynr gastly's gf was crying only because he retired with a technical problem in abu dhabi if they have a kid it will be the biggest crybaby in the history of mankind
Asher Mitchell
So they'll birth Verstappen?
Jonathan Lopez
max?
Logan Foster
What is your favourite pit crew gear throughout history lads?
>Royalty princess/Queen that knows you since you're a young boy >Be in her 20s when you're a kid >Be in her 40s when you're adult and starts getting interested in you
I wish I was molested by a princess as a kid
Ayden Smith
Vettee's stache is great and you should stop bullying me.
this might even make Hamilton quit F1 please let it happen
Nathan Russell
Seriously, you frogs produce cutest boys in europe. My ex traveled across europe during her erasmus and rated your boys as most handsome.
Austin Green
>thinking 2008 was the apex based retard its a downard trend thats been going on for many decades and is only continuing. how long can they justify viewership losses to corporate and sponsors in an industry that is entirely viewership based?
Lucas Ramirez
guess he didn't see me.
Tyler Turner
Thinking an almost 42% drop in viewers in 9 years is nothing of concern
Fucking mug
Logan Mitchell
You are a retard, F1 figures drop massively when there is no Brazilian, they increase massively when there is an Indian GP, why is this? Because a bunch of 3rd worlders watch it who can not buy anything from sponsors on the cars and pay next to nothing to watch F1.
>STR Did Marko made the call not to further expose Gasly?
Eli Davis
thanks babe
David Moore
How much do you bet that Ferrari will order LeClerc to let Vettlel pass in the 1st corner right at the start of the race?
Nolan Adams
less viewers but the ones who watch it are paying for it unlike some years ago
Daniel Williams
its a constant downward overallstarting well before massa or an indian gp. you cannot see past your nose to see big picture trends. first the sponsors took little bites out of viewership as thye cucked the sport, then f1 took bigger chunks with safety changes, and now fiamg is pounding the nails into the coffin with their boring hybrid formula and dominance
Christopher Ross
Didn't order Kimi to let Vettel through at Monza last year, so why would they do it now?
Jack Hernandez
lol thought that somebody will say that. She went europe after we break up and got fat aftermath. I doubt that she got any dicks.
Kayden Wilson
Yeah you're not worth even replying to, learn to economics, also
Logan Cruz
You underestimate the power of the pusy and desperate men
Jackson Garcia
How much do you bet Ferrari will fuck up like they always do when an opportunity arrives like this?
cool blame it on the brown people nothing is wrong at all. continue to pay for na inferior product, brainlet
Jaxson Garcia
Because they were afraid of bossing gimi around. But lecute is a newbie so they feel they can push him around more
Kevin Thomas
Blame? You are the one blaming, I would expect an American to understand money.
Ethan Nelson
i dont pay for f1 at all sweatie :^)
Asher Myers
Precisely so they don't give a fuck, yet more and more people do.
More money > more viewers
Angel Lopez
im hurling desu. kick them out already
Camden Thompson
>tfw slept through leqt pole ;_;
Mason Clark
sponsors derive value from eyeballs, sponsors give shit tons of money to f1. you think this is a church camp? it takes more than a couple hundred thousand subscribers to run the circus bud
Anthony Reed
Post >yfw Haas is actually faster than Red Bull.
Detractors soundly BTFO
Joseph White
Yep so you just ignore what I said earlier about 3rd world eyeballs being irrelevant, ok, keep replying and making a fool of yourself.
the downward trend happened regardless of thrild worlders, viewership peaked long before an indian gp. whats tripping you up here? theyre making changes that are making the sport inherently less compelling to watch and less people are watching it
Cooper Cox
>mfw Haas looks competitive this year >mfw Grosjean crashes on turn 1 tomorrow >mfw Magnussen suffers a technical problem after a pit stop
You ignore again, it used to be free to watch, in Britain 75% of viewers watched it last season on CH4 for free, it is now pay walled by Sky, so they lose viewers yet make more money, worked it out yet?
Liam Hughes
desu they could just switch starting times of F1 and F2.
More people will watch the entertaining series and autists can still follow Muh aero cray calculations racing.
Aaron Diaz
Haas is competitive but the drivers are retards
Jose Flores
This
Brayden Adams
that is insignificant compared to sponsor revenue. i dont know how to drive that through your skull. they havent caught on that the changes theyre making are drying up their viewership and eventually the sponsors will realize f1 is a bad investment because of this
Julian Flores
Not only the drivers. Their stategy and mechanics suck too
Just proves that Rich is the superior energy drincc
Wyatt Edwards
I am going to be a Mercedes fan and there's nothing you can do about it
James Sanchez
So Bottas is still a number 2 driver, but a very competent one. Racing Point is Stroll's team and they like Perez and his Pesos. I'm indifferent to him, but for the sake of discussion, is Ocon's F1 career on hold for 2020? What team even needs him? >Renault doubt after the mess that was last year for him almost getting a seat >Williams will need alot of money if Orlen do not want to continue, which Ocon/Merc does not have
David Taylor
Why tho
Lincoln Davis
the Australian GP was the first GP I ever watched and Mercedes won handily, so I figure that might as well be the team to root for.
Isaac Wilson
They’re a good team, what’s the issue?
Hudson Russell
Kubica will be out to pasture at the end of this season, he could sell his dignity and go there
Hudson Martin
Alright, will your opinion be changed if Ferrari win in Bahrain tomorrow? They're not a good team, a team is a combination of many parts, and not all of those parts of mercedes are good, for example their driver, toto, incidente aero cheating
Michael Young
I haven't been able to watch. Has Verstappen finally been exposed? What about Ghastly?
But Ocon/Merc needs at least €12 million and that's not happening, or else Ocon would have been a 2019 Williams driver.
Alexander Reed
vettel gasly and hulk exposed
Benjamin Kelly
FUTURE WORLD CHAMPION JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE
Xavier Taylor
>Jump on /f1/ HoI USSR campaign again as zero victories yet >Use names from /f1/ & /f1w/ PES Cup teams for division names >Random number generator to select which names gets picked >Fucking Talula of all names comes up for the Division in charge of leading the attack on Finland for the Winter War
I assume you don't like sebs 'stache, in which case I don't like you
Caleb Rodriguez
Friendly reminder that if you find any driver on the grid attractive you're gay (that excludes Lecute of course)
Jackson Bennett
>Friendly reminder that if you find any driver on the grid attractive you're gay (that excludes Lecute of course because it makes you a fucking faggot) Fixed
Jaxon Gutierrez
They are horrible. Imaging someone approaching /f1/ now and seeing him: no way he would start to support Ferrari. I think something definitively broke in his mind last season.
Asher Watson
I think seb is playing mind games, he definitely knows the mustache is weird, but I don't feel like that's a reason to suddenly not like the whole team. That's like hating mercedes just because Lewis got a new hair chop
Jose Wilson
>thinks mindgames include growing a pedostache no wonder you're a land of cucks
Ryder Hernandez
>seb playing mindgames retard rationale
Gavin Watson
>the mind games have already affected him Lmao, it's reverse psychology lad, nobody would think it's possible to play mind games by growing a mustache yet here we are discussing it, the other teams are also discussing the stache, trust me
Ayden Morales
>That's like hating mercedes just because Lewis got a new hair chop that's a valid reason desu
William Allen
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CYRIL HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE >Sorry Nico, that's impossible.
Im not this guy I'll still support Mercedes even if they lose. Whoever won the Aussie GP I was going to support
Jackson Long
what a shit way to choose a team.
Adrian Morales
seb is balding and wants to look more mature to make his balding less awkward
Chase Nguyen
Why is that? Are you supporting them purely as a random chance of them winning, because it could just have been a fluke win and not that they are the best team
Eli Cooper
what's your damage
Nathaniel Flores
Don't worry. If they lose enough I'll switch to a different team. I really just want to support whoever will win it all at the end of the year.
Xavier Watson
Should've just said that at the start. It's are year la, put your money on RED and you're guaranteed a WINNOW this year
Grayson Gutierrez
I'm just glad the Netflix series came out. I wouldn't have never watched F1 without it.
Carter Bailey
are you new to F1? why do people do this? How about you find out about a team's history, inner workings and staff and then decide which you'd like to support
Luke Ortiz
Yeah. Or just support the best meme driver like gimi
Wyatt Miller
Yeah. This is me I saw the netflix series on reddit and decided to give it a go and liked it. I don't want to do all that extra work.
Samuel King
Brainlets don't care who they're supporting as long as their team wins. It's why Bayern has so many fans, most of whom have never actually been to Bavaria.
Cameron Williams
Brit on holiday in the US, anyone know where I could watch F1 in Houston?
Yeah I'll just head to ESPN yeah, ask them nicely to let me in and watch it on their TV. I mean a bar or restaurant, doofus.
Eli Thomas
yeah drop by my house bro holy yikes
Logan Wilson
your hotel doesn't have espn? they don't do F1 bars here m8.
Justin Myers
>american bars >having any racing besides NASCAR
Noah Thomas
just ran 4 miles and am eating mango now, might have a WINNOW afterwards. what are you lads doing to prepare for the race tomorrow? bw3s maybe? idk i never go out to check in my city. even if its not on you could still bet some ok wings and watch a football game
Honestly I think RNGs are coded with a subtle irony
Gavin Stewart
Last day in Houston, gotta check out by 11. Don't wanna watch half a race.
Parker Richardson
How is possible we have come from your pic to the completely absence of girls on the grid in 10 years?
Liam Phillips
screeming harpies unhappy with the truth that men like cars and woman. Instead of just adding some dudes in speedo's or whatever they had to ruin the fun for everyone
Carson Long
Fuck all this stupid shit
Dylan Peterson
fuck you fag
Nathaniel Bennett
the 2000s were the least sexy decade of all time. everyone looked so trashy. porn from then looks fucking horrendous. even alonso looks completely unfuckable here. prove me wrong >pro tip you cant
no u 2010s is hypersex >that pic i hope you dont think thats hot. zero regard for the female figure, zero aesthetics, barely showing anything good. absolute trash
>2010s is hypersex Yeah if youre into the grandmom or feminist look. All subcultures are non-existant too. Where's all the goths or emos? Truly the worst decade
>many thousands of girls whoring themselves out on insta like this >scratch that, millions >all sexualized media we consume is like this hypersexualized dude. maybe binland their all covered up but here in amerika? this
well it is sexy. even thotcore is a turn on for me. do i think its tasteful? no. but here in america the 2000s were full of dudes wearing monster hats and ill fitting bland clothes, and chicks wearing denim skirts with uggs and other ill fitting bland clothes. both unsexy and unbecoming of a human being. and i never see any pics of attractive people then too, just trashy looking. maybe binland is different, but the 2000s trigger my autism
The thong bathing suit number was a deliberate purchase. She knew her intent, to lure the eyes of throbbing cock. Specifically two of them. She knows her big bum is not easily sated, one will simply not do. The anticipation was killing her. But this thong bathing suit will finally grant her that DP she so craves. She's strong, independent and doesn't need a man. She has her own needs as a woman. One of them is a double penetration once in a while. Her boyfriend just has to be okay with that like a real man. Get with the times you fags.
how long until the race guys? confused about the hour help please
Kayden Howard
Gimi was a bit unlucky in 2008 so he stopping caring
Hudson Ward
12 bongs 1 bing
Kevin Morgan
what "hour"?
William Campbell
Whats the story behind 2008?
Nathan Watson
aus - went of the track multiple times, engine shit itself a few laps before the end monaco - started 2nd, overtaken on start, collided with Lewis' bf and dropped more places canada - lewis stick his penis up kimisbarse in the pits ferrari - TODT OUT, MONTEZEMOLO IN. Kimi liked Todt more, Montezemolo didnt like this so he had the team favour massa.
he had a few more shitty races but these are just what I remember off the top of my head
Julian Bell
He got raped by Massa so his deranged fanboys came up with some sort of absurd conspiracy that makes it entirely not his fault.
Ian Parker
New suspension that didn't suit Gimi Canada, France and Monaco GP he was unlucky and lost motivation
Charles Butler
Not sure what I'd be more embarrassed about. Renault getting noticeably beaten by Mclelen or being Pierre Gasly.
Isaiah Nelson
Obviously, being Pierre Gayly Daily
Joseph Ramirez
Someone need to edit that image "When you re waiting for the punchline but it never comes" of Vette watching Le Clerk do first place over and over, losing his smile, and then finally have a concerned face as he took the track fastest lap time out of him
At the end of the season, Hartley out performed Gasly. The STH changed and so did their performance.
It's almost like Gasly does well in a underpowered understeering car and sucks at Pointy High HP car.
Jacob Flores
>BLYAT back in the car by Barcelona >Gasly Toro-pedoed >RBR manages to get review of SL system tweaked >BLYAT Game of Throned during summer break for Duck's-Bum
Cap it, lads
Carter Brown
Depends if you're a kiwi.
Leo Ward
Absolutely not. That's why people want to watch him. He's good and he's loud about it.
Evan Lee
It is getting a bit boring and safe. Monaco is boring to watch now.
forgot to mention cyril is also a very tall team principal. not as tall as toto, guenther, or binotto, but about where arrivabene is. all 6'2-6'3. sehr interessant
Reminder that Lewis Hamilton managed to finish in 2nd place with a damaged car, cuckenburg has no excuses
Sebastian Walker
you dont even have to say anything senpai. its more fun to just watch riccfags emotional rollercoaster as they get their hopes up all by themselves and then inevitably have them all crushed as he is exposed. over and over they do this, odd really
Imagine in an alternative history F1 that in 2007 in Interlagos Shamilton had managed to catch up where he was one place behind winning the championship even if Kimi won, but Alonso was in front and refused to let him past, imagine the colossal arsehurt that would've caused, 100% based wish it had happened.
Brandon Hill
It spread cars out on the longer track and made it a procession race. Even FIA realized it was a bad idea.
spiderbros are based, keeping mosquitos etc. away.
Tyler Murphy
kill her
Aaron Cruz
I know right. Like, what's more annoying? A dumb fly that keeps buzzing around and sitting on you all the time, or a spider that stays hidden 95% of the time and basically just chills all day long
Tyler Gomez
FKino in 1 bong 34 bings right?
Noah Wright
hmmmmm
Grayson Morgan
I don't get fatjhon penalty desu it was bad timing Everyone does the prep laps ultra slowly because of the state of the tires
Yeah but what option did he have ? Ruining his future lap ? They all go on the apex slowly in the last turn He lost 5 place and a point for bad timing It's a bit ridiculous when you consider hulk hit gio in el1 without any consequences
Jackson Bennett
All Vettee's fault tho
Jeremiah Thomas
>Tfw gimi isn't last Ferrari's pole sitter anymore >Tfw gimi won't be last Ferrari's race winner anymore in a bunch of hours
Glad his WDC status will stand for some months more tho
I don't make the rules, he can't use as an excuse "it would've spoilt my lap" though, he should've been told to speed up or back way off, that's just how it is in Q1 with lots of cars on the track.
Fat John wasn't on a hot lap.
Connor Hernandez
It's a really braindead idea that Haas don't radio their drivers about traffic in quali when there are drives on outlaps and timed laps at the same time.
Free practice has more leniency for obvious reasons.
Christian Carter
1. RIC 2. RAI 3. HUL
VET DNF LEC DNF HAM DNF BOT DNS VER DSQ GAS DSQ
Lucas Stewart
Scenario on the straight between T13&14 >Engineer: "Norris coming on an hotlap" >Grosjean: "Copy that" >Moves on the side >Norris passes before T14 >Gorsjean doesn't compromise his lap >Grosjean doesn't get a penalty
Juan Morales
1.RUS 2.KUB 3.CARRIE
All other cars DNF
Xavier Rivera
What are max fans always so angry?
Jose Turner
Fia's fault for allowing driver to go that slow in quali Yeah sure but 3 place and 1 point ? That a bit harsh specially since it was at the very start of q1 and non decisive lap time You mean they don't ? I think they would have been fined if it was the case
1. BUT 2. RAI 3. PER :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jaxson Baker
It was said on Sky that they don't. Teams listen to each other's radio messages and Haas apparently never inform their drivers about traffic.
Jordan Gomez
He would have to wait a lot on the straight before And Norris passed someone on this straight so i doubt fatjhon had the place But i get your point
Ayden Peterson
5 hours.
Josiah Clark
Yes a point maybe a bit harsh but the 3 place grid penalty not harsh at all, these things have to be punished or all other teams will be doing it, Mclaren also wasted a set of tyres.
Nathan Ross
Well they should have fined haas instead that just dumb
Justin Russell
FKino in 1 bong and a bit
Sebastian Peterson
Wrong idiot. That's just what sky said not actual facts.
Chase Gonzalez
They were quoting the team you retard.
Dominic Miller
>Believing Sky look at this dude
David Green
Yeah but these things are bound to happen with car doing fast laps and hot laps
Oliver Anderson
Formula Kino in 1 hour
Nicholas Moore
So get out of the way of doing a fast lap, Fat John would be winging if the shoe was on the other foot.
Carson Campbell
it's in the rules that all radio traffic has to be available to everyone including broadcasters. They used to have public and private radios but they got banned because teams were dumping resources into encrypting their radio and decrypting everyone elses
