Why are arachnids so underrepresented as sports mascots?
Why are arachnids so underrepresented as sports mascots?
William Gray
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Xavier Rogers
cleveland spiders!
Ryder Diaz
Richmond
Alexander Russell
because they are small and weak and only pussies are afraid of them
William Barnes
Because they are very easy to squish?
Cooper Cooper
Based University of Richmond. Kino jerseys.
Aaron Sullivan
What about scorpions?
Julian Kelly
Again nothing to be afraid of. Scorpion poison antidote is so readily available that even if you get stung by a dozen scorpions, you will live.
Christian Moore
Well getting Lyme’s disease from a tick probably kills more people a year than a tiger or cowboys
Nathaniel Cook
Hardly anyone dies of Lyme's disease, only if you have an underlining case of heart failure do you have any risk.
Both tiger attacks and (most definitely) attacks by men in cowboy clothes are more deadly.
Camden Rogers
t. the arachnid defender
next you're going to tell me mites are harmless too
Daniel Brown
Literally a spider
Zachary Jones
Avril Lavigne got so Just’ed by Lyme disease it would probably be better if she was dead
Andrew Rogers
Owls winning/watching the Spiders is core imagery to the skull & bones / bohemian grove pipeline. They HATE higher dimensional 'Arcturian' morality being imposed onto Baal's realm, wherein The Queen Of The Pit and her Locust (how they move over the land) Army attempt to HIDE or CONCEAL as with a covering, their plans from THE LORD GOD.
Each 'sport' is itself invariably a FreeMasonic ritual for making hypocrites/actors out of plebs, in which the characteristics of The Serpent Seed are worshiped as idols in delicious ironic mockery of MAN.
The 8d arachnids don't have bloodlines in the game like the shapeshifting demon GIANT PSYCHOPATHIC MURDEROUS line of Cain, which 'The Horned Owls' trace their lineage back to.
Robert Flores
facts
Jaxon Wood
it just looks like she got old and fat
I don't think it's the Lyme getting her
Logan Howard
You guys just don't get it. Bugs are nothing to be afraid of. Bugs get squashed. Do you want people to say you got "squashed like a bug" when you loose? No? I didn't think so.
Aiden Sanders
arachnids aren't bugs
Kevin Turner
Scorpions are what the Locusts from the pit are likened to with their sting.
The arm bent up in the air like a stinger and general stinger imagery is very common to see. Lightning bolt 'falling from heaven' is used instead for not being so disturbingly bug-like. (((They))) don't like being described as 'bug people', and pests are upsetting subconsciously.
Birds/Pheonix are more subtle than an obvious, pincer-ed enemy.
Zachary Rodriguez
Who gives a fuck what exactly they are? They are small. They are weak. They are nothing.
You don't want the icon of your team to be anything like that.
Henry Carter
richmond did it
Brayden Rivera
hasn't stopped teams from using bees and wasps as mascots
Daniel Moore
because bugs are shit in general
name me some sports teams based on bugs
Jordan Gonzalez
"Spiders" is pretty much viewed as a cursed name in baseball ever since the 1899 Cleveland Spiders won 20 games and lost 134, so that's why you don't see it in that sport.
Parker Howard
Israel
Eli Thomas
Turkish NT
Kayden Gutierrez
Richmond Spiders
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
Greensboro Grasshoppers
Burlington Bees
Salt Lake Bees
Sugar Land Skeeters
Wyatt Richardson
they're small, relatively weak yet the majority of mankind (the apex predator) fears them
Isaiah Rivera
charlotte hornets
georgia tech yellow jackets
richmond spiders
emma the bee for dortmund
Xavier Powell
Because insects give humans a natural disgust reaction. No one wants to think of themselves as an insect.
Jaxson Carter
>Same condition that has left Real Housewives star Yolanda Foster unable to read, write or watch TV
Camden Sullivan
>Arachnids aren't a threat
>Bugs are easy to squish
>Dude you can just get an antidote
Josiah Carter
U wot m8?
Joseph Moore
spider shonen when
Dominic Harris
Adam Harris
>Hardly anyone dies of Lyme's disease
No, it just ruins their lives and destroys their immune systems so something else can kill them.
Angel Sanders
Heard once some colleague of mines daughter got stung by some deadly scorpion and they had to pay like 100k out of pocket for the antivenom or she would of died
Angel Cox
american healthcare wins again
Jayden Murphy
the land of the free
Nicholas Williams
Tyler Stewart
fucking based
Dominic Perez
The newspaper was talking about new jumping spider species today
Carson Parker
Wtf are u doing over there
Luis Price