ORIOLES V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

you guys do anything cool during the offseason?

What's up faggots

happy to be here - happy saturday faggots

Holy shit Paxton is a bust

He's pitching a perfect game right now

this is a bad take

happy saturday to you too faggot

M A P L E

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beautiful painting

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Karen’s is well rested so I can’t wait for what he has in store

Sorry karns,you’re Karen now per autocorrect

damn why you gotta do him like that man

im getting this game on MLB extra innings for free somehow

i feel like they just randomly give free trials away time to time cause i watched some spring training stuff too with no subscription

this orioles shitter is throwing everything in the dirt breh

>orioles shitter
isnt that redundant lmao

Over/under 120 losses this season?

G I A N C A R L O
no le me nun....S T U M P A R L O

a S T A N T O N I A N full count walk

Fucks sake Karen

>getting booed already

they're saying luke, silly

Throw a fucking strike coward

bretty good at bat too, laid off a bunch of in the dirt breaking pitches

bases LOADED

gotta get that bat on the ball janks, lets at least get 1.

we're calling on you miggy
lets do this

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miggy no :(

machado would’ve drove them in andujar

miggy no :(

DFA him

machado would've drove them in andujar

LMAOOOOOOO

we're still the worst team in existence with the bases loaded and less than 2 outs

manny is 2 for 7 with 4 strike outs so far this year

this episode has been going on for like what?? 5 seasons? fuck sake

Jesus Christ almighty Luke

luke already going for play of the year

Less than stellar 1B defense for y’all so far

wow a decent non sketch play from 3rd. feeling truly #blessed

what up? bros

Go Yanks

luke just started feeling his wheaties a little too much there

>1 for 8 with RISP on a day where we scored 7 runs
it's a curse

I wish we had Romine

why is there a guy there with a phillies uniform/hat on

imagine walking down the street in manhattan and running into Torres ordering a hotdog from a street vendor

i miss gregory burd.

What did he mean by this?

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please end the meme shifts

just dude my shit up

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I miss Didi

shifts should be banned

I like all the other changes, im happy the average game length has gone down from 4 hours 45 minutes (2015) to 2 hours 40 (last season).

but damn, shifts just suck the fun out of the game.

It's Marlins Man

>ban players from standing in other places than expected
how do you even ban the shift? have a box painted on the dirt where fielders can stand?

man I hate Michael Kay

A true pitchers duel that I’m sure will hold up a second time through the lineup

half agree, I think there should be a certain zone that you eyeball (no need to add extra lines on the field) that you could use for shifts. no crazy extra shifts like 4 man outfield all the way near the wall type shit. idk, might not work, maybe it will but just my 2 cents

three men can NEVER be on one side of second base, ever. two infielders per side.

and if four (4) people stand on one side of second base, you automatically get a free base.
yes, this kind of shift does happen.

youtube.com/watch?v=xiZZ11lieJY

there are even 5 man shifts where the right fielder comes down and plays behind first base.
its in the video

I’ve heard people say this for years and years. I only ever listened to him in the booth and occasionally his sit down talk show on YES. I never understood it. Standup guy.
Then I heard his radio show and now I cant tell if he’s putting up an act there or in the commentary booth

fascinating

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this is retarded
just hit the ball the other way

players should be allowed to stand where they think they have the best chance to succeed. whats next, you want pitchers to throw a mandatory meat pitch at least once per AB?

i guess it really is the batters fault

but i dont want to see a third baseman play second, or a center fielder play second-first-backup baseman.

schulz is a true patriot

he puts it on for radio, it's not uncommon for radio personas to be boisterous or colorful

he just annoys the hell outta me - his beef with Francesa is also a big reason for why I don’t like his ass

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every time i got a yankees game theres always some fat brooklyn guy who yells

>lets go...JJJJANKEESS
*clap clap clapclapclap*
>lets go JJJJJANKEEES

why the FUCK do they say it like that? its a "Y" not a fucking J

Brett “9 million automatic out” Gardner love the dude but Jesus Christ he sucks the air outta of a inning

yaca in, karen out. forever.

he should probably just focus on really short swings and working counts at this point

A STANTONIAN single

damn stanton's having some great at bats, opposite field hits too

lukes trying too hard to be a hero today

it’s prob because the media is pushing for Bird v Voit. the team is better off when they both reach their full potential

its because of the bird voit dynamic everyones pushing

that was beautiful

if that was Andujar it would’ve been under his glove or off his body - good play DJ

damn dj is slick

yeah its fucking over for him. great guy, great for the team, but hes the weakest link by a country mile

did gary lose some weight

name

I think I saw something saying he lost 15 pounds

imagine not knowing who meredith is

Lol Gary, that's just like you

gary with another 320 foot fly out

why does this team suck against the Orioles?

god damn it that was a big hanger

her name is T H I C K (mtja) = milk truck just arrived.

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Joe from Staten island you're on the FAN....

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technically Thursday's win was their fifth in a row against them since last season so we're getting better

they were a big reason why we lost the division tho

Mike...Jason Giambi...

woot! Go Yanks

dj and pax carrying us today

#blessed DJ

Gardner....

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so is this really the orioles strategy?

theyre planning, for 162 games, to pitch 3 or more different guys per game and start with a relief/setup man?

god damn it Gardner - you can’t tell me the team wouldn’t be better off with Wade, Frazier or Florial in Gardner’s spot

based gardner

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I listened to a podcast and they were doing an interwiev with an Orioles' front office guy and their plan is exactly the one you described.

I just got a random boner out of the blue
I'm 23 - this never happens. what the heck

i love him as a fourth outfielder but not as a starter

Yes lmao

Florial is injured and still years away in development anyway. Frazier looked awful in spring and could use the regular ABs in AAA for a while in order to shake off more rust. Now, Wade shouldve been on the roster over Tauchman

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oops, wrong image

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prob staring at paxton's ass unconsciously weren't you

>unconsciously
well...

amazing painting
got something to tell us buddy?

Spilled my soder

youtube.com/watch?v=rTBGyBl4V98

Nobody cares about him, okay?

Magic number to clinch AL East: 161

BASED

a stantonian walk

Stanton is holding off pitches

its over, just give the yankees the division

Stanton getting to full count every AB seemigly, love it

Longer version where he lets it go on for a while

youtu.be/LBL0kDvKXB0?t=175

Oh great

Damm Gardner arm

Hicks would have got him
Gardner has a girl arm

fuck

that was as close as it could have been
go eat bread out of the trash

damn you forget how fast baseball goes from 0 to 100

the yanks aren't gonna lose this right?

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It was such a good game for Paxton

and here’s where everything falls apart

Baby G having a bad game

sanchez is so bad

TULO

Uhhhhh, I'm ahhhhh still numba one, back to horse betting

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Why take him out? Now he has no chance for a win

Boone’s overlords told him to so they can “save” him for later

your dedicated yankee op autist here. besides megaupload, what's a good and simple file sharing site that I can upload all my meredith/yankee photos and dump here. just feeling good and generous because I actually have very quick internet for once. also as a new father (4 weeks old), I cannot really call myself a neet as my job is stay at home parent now lol seriously. just give me a few non sketchy sites because idk how to do this.

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maybe you could use mega.co.nz?

post your Robertsons plz

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that's the site I don't wanna use

GET LAWST

>tfw robertson misses the yankees

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literally who

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welcome to your first yankees game

2

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i really hope you weren't one of the ones who doubted me, user

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fuckin a what happened to captcha it takes me like 6 successful tries, each one consisting of 20 fucking prompts, for one to actually count

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the best part of being an orioles fan this year is the shitposting when we actually win

if you guys win today, you fully deserve to rub it in
the yanks looked god awful today

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What does Philadelphia Phillies pitcher David Robertson have to do with this game?

you guys fucking kill us too so it should theoretically be funnier

he is the former New York Yankees hottest pitcher

>mickey mantle, mickey mantle, mickey mantle, mickey mantle
nice

>hottest pitcher
hottest player

>dj lepeepoo

DJ fucking blows

What's the situation with the black arm bands on the Yankees players left sleeves?

You're kidding, right?

Mel Stottlemyer died

I'm an O's guy senpai

this series will singlehandedly kill the mem shifts

Lol imagine losing to the worst team in baseball, pathetic
The Mariners are actually an ok team so we can move on from that but losing a series to the orioles does not bode well for the Yankees season

Fire BOONE

Now

rent free

>1-10 with runners on base
Jesus it doesn’t get better.

Its the second game of the season........................

>losing to the 2019 Oreos
yikes!

Come on Yanks!

based

saturday
>beating the o's means fuck all! stop celebrating!
today
>imagine losing to the o's! haaha yankees suck, yankees suck x30 times
yes, baseball is truly back lads

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Today is Saturday you r-tard

Singles and Yanks comeback in the 8th

they won the first game this is the second

They're going to walk-off, trust me I'm from the future

Let’s be real for a sec
Voit is a meme who had a few fluke games but Bird will ultimately be this year’s firstbaseman

Honestly, I want Greg Bird to succeed more than I do for Luke. Because Bird helps the team out in the long run - if he can play to his potential and be more like he was in 2015. Bird could hit 30+ home runs with a above 250 AVG.

It's gonna rule when Givens gets traded for two rule5 guys

gleyber tried way too hard to be the hero there

Holy shit Voit

We need Bird's defense

Yankees should trade for Chris Davis so they can have a 1b who can field the position

that's the dagger

JESUS SUCRE MVP

oh no no no no

Can you even IMAGINE losing to the Baltimore Orioles in 2019

>No Corbin
>No Machado
>No Harper
>No Trout
>No Sale
>No Verlander
Yall want some Tulowitzki?

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Oh yes

he gone cry in the car

I have tulo in my daily line up fantasy team as a streamer this week
I am okay with that

It's not gonna happen

>stankees
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's me laughing at the """"""""best team in new yorkkk"""""""""""

voit strikes out here
he's putting too much pressure on himself

extremely lucky whew

lol

ah damn it. well gg o's

awful

ORIOLES NUMBA ONE! FUCK THE YANKEES!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YANKEES WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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gg o's
see you tomorrow at 1

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shitty defense loses ballgames

MY YANKS WHAT HAPPENED?!

Garbage season in the can already. Send Stantonian faggots ass back to his Miami rentboys. Give Judge a batting lesson DVD. Fire Boone and send his pickup basketball fag ass back to the booth. Kill all the boomer faggots on the team. Get some real fucking pitching

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>already saying fire boone
I hate our fanbase sometimes...

10/10 hilarious

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jesus man it's the second game

Thats funny because we hate your fanbase too.

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Stankees will be lucky if they have a winning season

O's are going 161-1 and there is nothing you can do about it

This laughing faggot got wrecked by the Mariners