Heem

fuck it let's go all in catchweight 170 for the interim WW strap while poosman gets his owies fixed up

he lost to tony and he also lost to al
maybe lee can fight one of khabib's team mates

calm down bro

it would be a brawl for sure

i never acces discord/whatsapp links

i believe khabib's fighting this year, even if it's just once
maybe we'll see him at msg

khabib retired conor

i hope he doesn't get heemed
his son needs the money bro

would be a beast of a fight
i'm sure jon can get down to 170

stale takes my guy don't ever reply to me again capiche

Askren top boy now by end of year you just watch

jon jones can make 170 if you hack off one of his legs

hey it's what fight fans wanna see

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Khabib is the mirror image of Kevin Lee. He fought Al on short notice, people who can't wrestle or bums. He should have fought gaethje or kevin

I think if he fights smart and sticks to his gameplan he can keep being a boring faggot

Wealth retired Conor

Winning is winning

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Having finally seen Schaub comedy, I can say he is actually pretty good. It’s thst athletes work ethnic, he’s got a polished performance.

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Oh for sure I think if he keeps at it he an definitely stand on stage for a few minutes and grind out a decision loss

i would heem you and you know it bro
that's why i'll never engage with you
i'm saving you
you're welcome

if he almost gets destroyed by a flushed robbie, he'd get destroyed by any decent ww

let him fight without his legs
would be based

fight me bro

nah

an ass whooping by khabib retired him bro

can't argue with that

what was the punchline to the seeing celebraties watching his fight bit?

A showtime special after just two years in the game isn’t a “loss” my guy.

Filtered go eat a bag of shit you degenerate retard

You can buy it here
youtu.be/iZRqxK-2nLo

Yeah for sure he definitely stood on stage the entire time no doubt

Friendly reminder that Schaub promised to cover all the medical bills for Borg's son and he didnt

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oh yeah I definitely agree that that didn't happen but I think it did for sure bro

cc.com/episodes/vh32of/this-is-not-happening-despair-season-4-ep-419

You can make an account that has a free 24hr pass to watch Schaub stand up. Just click that your cable provider isn’t listed there. Just need an email to sign up. Y’welcome

for sure
no

yeah for sure I definitely could if I did that but I don't think I can because I don't want to but it definitely exists, no doubt

I would rather pay money to not see Schaub

>cc.com/episodes/vh32of/this-is-not-happening-despair-season-4-ep-419

>not available in your location

oh well
thanks for the link though

Why fight that hard for a literal newborn lol, just try again lmao

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Write here when you come back to muzzie land and we will talk

I think Edson might win because he has angles and techniques for sure but also I think he is a beast but he's very soft

Conor was already retired by the time he did his Proper 12 promotion (fight vs Khabib)

Edson requires space for his striking to work, Gay Chi will walk him down and just needs to land 1 time.

It's gonna be interesting if Gaycheese brings some wrestling since it's Barboza's weakness

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I unironically laughed at 3 different point. Hopefully he has a lot more material. When he described his face off with Browne, him looking at he crowd after and he makes an actually surprisingly funny joke that I won’t ruin

Listen, we're moving forward with Moraes v. Aldo, it's just what fight fans want to see

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He won't wrestle

the absolute madman

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Post your fucking walkout
youtube.com/watch?v=0j6g_uUhH2c

twitter.com/tazmexufc/status/1109494440597446656?s=20

*ahem*

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youtube.com/watch?v=zSbooUO72hY

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I think you'd be surprised

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youtube.com/watch?v=HgQv0XaSyCU

How does anyone get caught in a choke like nigga just tilt your head down how is this even real haha

sup darryl

Anyone have a link to Schaub's comedy thing? Can't find it on youtube or google

Anyone have a link to Schaub's special? My dad is dying and I want to disappoint him one last time.

Okay b, can someone Hook me up with the Schaub special? It's a barn burner fer sure dawg

rewatching Gaethje Poirier now I have CTE

this general is a catastrophe
so many of you lads have cte and you've never even set foot in an octagon

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Yeah ... I'm thinking this is based

*flushes you and your career*

Remember when this pictured triggered other site's refugees to "deebly goncern bout u mendal healf" post?
Who's the crazy one now? Maybe we just have powers you normies doesn't posses. Maybe, my astral attack on Snoozley and Chiassa wasn't just me hating. It was the show of power. heem runs (You)FC scripts, heem defines future and heem control future US president Blendo Shwolp. So be very very carefull about who you fucking with shitstain youtube habitch fans and you sherdettors pozzed dorks. Maybe you get yourself heemed not just from other area code (Tim Kennedy bum level), but from another dimension. Spammy has been archiving all your insults in his tesseract. His vengeance in this timeline will be glorious!

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George didn't make 170

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Nick won the war

I really hope that dagestani dog does it so someome punches the head out of his shoulders

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kek

I think karolina wins it

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Lol

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>chad mma goat on the left
>irrilevant pothead who lost that fight 50-45 on the right

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sugooooi

Do you think we'll see olympic mma in our lifetime?

based

Anyone want to bang it out on ps4?

UFC 3? Hit me up right now brother.

Give bj a few more fights

Never, mma is too hard to do in short rounds like boxing without any injuries

This card is terrible

username?

I wish they didn't have to fight each other

Dana and George were both selling wolf tickets before the fight, you know. At least I was coming to fight. Just shhhhh hold me down until the end of the round ummmmm let's see who can survive in a ten minute round

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You first faggot

a part of me is really going to enjoy it if you know what i mean

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Nick Diaz bless

>people picking Johnson over Emmett
xD for sure my man the guy that split decisioned Andre "Touchy" Fili is going to beat one of the top 10 featherweights, a hunderd percent b.

Woah

Redpilled

johnson almost put khabib into a coma, did you see how badly khabib got clipped? It looked like he almost got decapitated

Focused MJ is literally the best fighter on the planet. He walloped Tony, Pooirier, and Khabib

People joke about this but Khabib was unironically rocked

While this logic isn't bad, lil' Heathen actually took some of Emmett's soul in their fight and I don't think he'll reach an elite level ever again

Emmett is beyond flushed m8, Johnson isn't really flushed just more of a can. An even fight now that i think of it desu

He's shit at 45. He dropped a round to Artem ffs.

It's okay. They have just spaced it out weirdly. THey have some literal who fights quite late on in the night, and some bigger names early on.

Aguilar/Rodriguez
Yusuff/Moraes
and Craig/Nzechukwu are all literal who fights yet they come quite late in the night.

The Meerschaert, Perez and Borg fights should be put higher up in their place.

Yeah I got Emmett too. It's a difficult one though. I am hoping Emmett comes in very focussed agter having lost to Jeremy.

B R E T H R E N

Why did Shittaker duck GSP?

shut up luke

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those three were at 155 though
>walloped Kahbib
yikes

i'd heem all these cans

Artem is one of the most underrated strikers in the world
youtu.be/iJAPeqjYSUY

praying my boy joker doesnt get brutally heemed again

>dae le rogun is so stoppid habib smesh xD
Why are redditors such insufferable faggots?

Im seriously thinking about applying to a janny to moderate this general, how much should i ask for starting salary? And what should i say about myself in the cv/interview

They ruined sage

At least 2 hot pockets/hr, don't let them low-ball you.

Ey guys
Ey guys listen

He literally hasnt lost since moving out to train with them

redditors are the ones pushing the idea that khabib was RUH-RUH-RUH-ROCKKKKED

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lmao you cant be a good fighter with the nickname touchy

Luke Thomas is such a fucking loser

for sure Michael The Menace Johnson walloped Khabib

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Thanks,
this general needs a clean up and some people need to move on, shaub will be banned forever
i thought it would stop but there are a couple of dudes posting shaubs picture for years, i dont think thats mentally helathy

Emmet was never a good fighter he always barely won, and he has the most disgusting appereance ever, that bold pale ugly nipple dude needs to cover up his tits beforw he fights
I hope they ban him

luke wearing a real madrid sweater
kek

Dons

The two sports pair well

Dive by morning, heem by night

Michael Johnson eats his shit whole I don't think Emmett can handle that

>no you!
Point proven. Take your mudslime slurping back to /r/mma
Boring, leg humping, proselytizing, goatfucking, fraudulent, ducking faggot

imagine being this worked

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Are the early prelims starting in less than 2 hours?

Khabibs a pull out merchant and has never been that active of a fighter. wont see him for 2 or 3 years

>he always barely won
Yuroniggers being the bar none worst and dumbest goatfuckers here

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who won this fight?

youtube.com/watch?v=tRO7aafLcoI

find me a pic with more talent

2 hours

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19:30 gmt

Dude fights for one now
he was suppose to be the next big thinf

In 2 hours

He's a juicy pale orc.

Yeah then Cody Pfisters middle school wrestling exposed him and Barberena exposed his lack of chin and heart

He's actually gone, isn't he lads?

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neat

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What is your most confident parlay tonight boys I need some picks?

I report a lot of you out of spite. If you ever get a random ban on heem it’s almost certainly because of me
Y’welcome

>exception proves the rule
genius right erre

He was never going to win another fight

More than half of the general was saying pfister was gunna murk him and he retired that dude

Things change fast in the crazy mma world it’s though out there bee

i cant not decide whether i would or wouldnt. She is right on the cusp of my minimum standards for fucking a bitch

Let's try to keep the posts strictly MMA-related discussion, ok? On that note, favorite female fighter?

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barbo and waterson. trust me.

>lol he ALWAYS does it xD
>no no no i jus mean generally!

Fucking retard

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Nobody said that. I don’t see how that’s relevant. Try to keep up please.

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keep posting

ywn be beaten to death by a qt japanese mma fighter

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If you picked that can Paul Craig to win tonight you have to give back your HEEM membership card immediately.

Can someone explain this Tony and Tiger meme?

Is Sage unbeatable? TAM Sage I mean

I reported him already. He’s probably temporarily muted and will be banned within a couple hours

SpergOP used to unironically rate him. I told him Craig was an ubercan in the making and that Tyson Pedro would gadoosh him into next century.

What does "Deep Women's" mean?

Does it mean I want to be DEEP in this WOMEN'S pussy?

I think it does.

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>Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

Yes he retired since Eddie, he only had a multimillionaire exhibition boxing match and a proper 12 promotional mma fight, he would never win a fight again because he lost the hunger

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>h-he doesn’t even care!
Stage 3: Bargaining

Prime Goobert ends the Khabib meme

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cringe

better from that angle but she has massive cellulite, a big belly and is black with disgusting negro hair...on the other side she is thick as hell like you already pointed out.

But Im leaning towards "would" now, you won me over with that pic

Shut up

>same shitty head movement that got him heemed vs Rothwell
still a can

Fat reddit bitch. Miss me with that shit. This is DockGOD territory

>nitpicking anything anyone said
imagine being this sad
i mean you dont have to ,im just puzzled
i stick to my comment emmet is a shit fighter and i hope he loses
keep being mad ya psycho
The fuck is wrong with u? Seriously
what do you do in life

Ben “George Foreman and Earnie Shavers” Rothwell - unironically Jack Slack

lmao imagine doing all this shit cause you're too poor to afford cable.

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>nitpicking your EXACT words by pointing out that they’re LITERALLY false
Kek. The fucking cope. You got BTFO. You’re too much of a stupid stinky foreigner to keep up without turning into a crybaby manchild

>what do you do in life
Dab on stinky goatfuckers like you then fuck your obese pig mother in the coocher

Doing all the shit of clicking two buttons? Brainlets like you are never gonna make it. Who fucking PAYS for television anyways LMAO

Anybody knowledgeable about the older seasons of TUF on?

I retired conor

Brendan Schaub

Unironically was the answer to my question, thanks

It was supposed to be like this. My boy was gonna prove the wannabe smarks wrong (once more), and the meme train would keep on rollin down the track. It hurts, lads. It really does.

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Post THE webm. You know the one.

I don't know if I like these early start cards desu

>Kek
>cope
>Btfo
>crybaby
>goatfuckers
keep throwing buzzwords lardass, this is the only thing you have in ur pathetic life ...i geniunely feel sry for you
also investing energy into arguing with an idiot abiut something trivial as opinion about a fighter is mental
kid, let me teach you something
a long time ago a dude told me, arguing on the internet is like wining gold in the special olympics
you might have won, but youre still retarded
try to invest your anger into something more productive
tl;dr grow up

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Ban wrestlers from MMA.

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he unironically does

Right here my man But if youre talmbout showtime that won’t be out until June

Or keep posting scat until they turn off your internet spammy

eddie is a straight b-b-b-beast my guy

>JonKissesRondaAndPuddleAppearsOnFloor.webm

So it’s like you agree and disagree with them?

Wall of assblasted text, didn’t read. You got blown the fuck out, cuck.

*dabs on you*
Suck. My fucking. Dick.

BITCH

based

>long time ago a dude told me, arguing on the internet is like wining gold in the special olympics
you might have won, but youre still retarded
And you got silver and you’re still retarded

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Would Heem be interested in an original webmaster of Brendan P. Schaub flossing?

Fucking based dockchad

Thats a good webm. Never seen that one

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youll learn it the hard way
>you got silver
lol
silly me thinking a lardass mutt would get the point

Conor spent the last two months respectfully calling out potential opponents. Every last one of them came back with a e-beg to be Conor's next chosen bout. All he wanted was for someone to talk shit in response so he could roll back to trash talk mode without being the first to run his mouth.

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brian shob? he's a beast.

>mogged by luke
why did they lie about schaub's height?

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Max shit talked him so bad on Twitter he retired bro

The point being that you’re the dumbest of least capable of retards? That was understood

is this the power of sneaker experts?

>The dive roll, I was going to lose that position anyway, I was falling over the top so I tried to tuck his chin and go. I used to do that move all of the time in college and I always got it. But I missed it tonight. I rolled right over.

based

is somebody taking the picks?

that would be fucking dope unironically let aldo try and win another belt fuck henry

The girl in white at the end is really mad

bunda

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Why would you do that asshole

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I'm trying I think this 5G modem is scrambling what's left of my "brain"

based

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>sponsored by "dude wipes"

it wont be the same mma it will all be point fighting and countering

no one knew the danger she was in

Tony unironically blocked her on twitter and instagram

*throws holy water at you

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Brengdeeb Schemb here, AMA

and thats a good thing. Her father is some wannabe actor/model who never made it in hollywood and is not exploiting his daughter for a little bit of fame, replying to every pedophile pajeet and goatfucker on instagram who would rape the shit out of her if he had the chance

and a prime aldo beats conor ifs and buts

*and now exploiting

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Conor already beat Aldo in his prime. I'm sick of cazzies that think Aldo is some washed-up old man.

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I can only imagine what the average Muslim/Pajeet would like to do to her. Disgusting.

What's it feel like going from a normal (albeit low IQ) brain to a gadoosh'd CTE walnut noggin?

Also how do you plan on explaining those pictures of you kissing your UNDERAGED son on the lips to the FBI?

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Based Conor

The GOAT

Edson Barboza vs. Justin Gaethje
David Branch vs. Jack Hermansson
Josh Emmett vs. Michael Johnson
Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Michelle Waterson
Paul Craig vs. Kennedy Nzechukwu
Sheymon Moraes vs. Sodiq Yusuff

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This. All I heard after Aldo beat Frankie the second time was how he turned into le ebin neo footwork econo aldo better than ever then he gets shitcanned by max then everyone makes excuses and says wec aldo wouldve won leg kicks yada yada GADOOSH

Gaethje
Branch
Johnson
Kowalkiewictchsahcuahuiauwh
Nzechghanu
Moraes

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Who was in the wrong here?

how many hours till early fights?

>barboza
>branch
>johnson
>mommy
>nzechukwu
>moares

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Barboza
Branch
Johnson
Karolina
Nzechukwu
Yusuff

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I dont know, dude

30 minutes

like 2 and half weeks

Gaychi is going to get chewed up worst than Hooker

Gaethje
Branch
Emmett
Karolina
Nzechukwu
Moraes

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I’ll be summoning ArchiveGOD to completely goof you after Bumboza gets gadooshed again

Gaethje will drop brainlet Barboza with an overhand right like he did to Vick

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More like he'll pressure him to the fence, and chop his legs there. Your opponent can't kick when he has to move backwards.

Parting a week Before Nate beat Prime Canor

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Honestly so many of the comments on e-thots instagram pages come from Pajeets.

I hope the companies who use e-thots for cheap advertising know that half of their audience are Pajeets.

yikes

UFC starting in around 20 minutes, right? Pretty early tonight.

for the longest time i though this was khabibs sister and now i realize its just some random girl latching on to a very unmarketable player

b-b-b-ut muh dagestanis

Eastern Pajeets always make life hard for us westernized pajeets

>le prime conor beats X
prime conor got flushed by nate diaz and a 125lb boxer

anyone else constantly confuses curtis blaydes and corey anderson?

They dont look alike much but they are both extremely big and autistic black guys and have a boring game based on wrestlefucking

Yep.

This isn't a bad time slot

It's evening for Americunts
It's night for EuroGods, with main card about midnightish
And I guess it's about morning for Ausfaggots.

Not bad in all. West-coast American events are the worst.

Blaydes is bigger and more autistic.

only a cazzie would confuse two different weight class fighters

Prime aldo was like 6 or 7 years before he fought conor man your the cazzie

its pretty safe to say that BJJ is dead and wrestling is on the rise

Just want to say I love you all, my love is broadcasting from my little corner of England to all of you all over the world. *chokes on cum*

Khabib got himself a dime piece

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Post your wife/gf

RE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIN

Based.

Thought Smith's tattoo said "No Negroes" for a moment there.

blaydes has the stupid hair cut and beard

Allah forbids it

Yeah, loving the early start. Too bad we're getting JUSTed by the spring time change tomorrow.

>muslim russian
isn't this pretty rare

Add in Walt Harris and Justin Willis and I have literally no idea who you're talking about

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Any problem, you stupid cunt?

anyone translate the text?

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In many ways i am the LightWeight Champion

My thoughts exactly

Fights soon.

>tfw the government banned time changing here
Feels good man
Khabib's wife

I swear to God if Perez loses I am going to heem myself.

Habiba means from the same land i guess

I think the EU wants to do away with it too. Would be one of the very few actual good decisions those filthy kikes ever made.

oh no no no no no NOOOOO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

(fuck jannies, beckys, niggers, and pajeets)

This card sucks ass

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i could heem everyone here and wouldn't have to put down my burger to do it

Anyone here watching the fights today?

In many ways you are, but you're not considered the GOAT like I am (I'm since retired).

no

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Any weaknesses in the blue glove's striking?

>6 fight nibba on main card

Anik, DC, and Cruz tonight.

Time change is the biggest meme possible. Non only it's a detrimental thing for you health but it's pretty much useless especially here

rigged

no but I will post about them

WE ARE LIVE

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looking forward to seeing Borg get heemed

Gela Khabiba
I think gela is a girls name and khabiba is the female version of Khabib

Barboza
Branch
Johnson
Waterson
Nzechukwu
Yusuff

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Great commentary team,

Comfy commentary team

I can't decide if I like Cruz as a commentator or not, he has some interesting insight but is so fucking boring

so that's his wife?
lel

I always get De La Rosa and De La Rocha mixed up

Have they ever actually used instant replay?

1. farm falls like hes out
2. not defending himself j
and lets be honest, he wasnt going anywhere

your toxic farts don't count

Death to the infidels!

>Farm falls
>Farm

reeeeeee fuck you
he needs the money for his kid’s brain surgeries you heartless slut

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Immersive Olivi tonight

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Absolutely best trio as a commentators, thank god no Felder

who?
is in?
the house?

TITO! IS IN! THE HOUSE!

slob paid for all that

wanted to make nachos
don't have tortilla chips :(

>manlet opening fight

if only he could make weight and win

Moraes
Nzechukwu
Kowalkiewicz
Emmett
Hermansson
Barboza

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So I finished watching this (You)tube polish documentary about "soviets first man in space" being bs space propaganda exchange for future "moonlanding" with US, right? I walk into room and see Tony swinging this hammer. He always do some crazy shit, but he swing it real low and keep mumbling something.
So I ask him "Tony, what you doing?". He's like:
>Man they after my kid. I like to hold him in my hands. My newborn
Who's after him?
>The Omens
I stumbled for a second. Omens? So he started to showing me these pictures, and twitter feeds and instagram posts, right? And this is some crazy shit. So there's this one girl. She is at every event, taking pictures with everybody. She wears a dagestani hat. I mean why would you do all of that? I get it you are like superfan and maybe you got rich parents and little autism so your dad plays along. But she is everywhere. And that hat? You know how hot it is to wear it all the time? Your are basically and intestant of a sheep. You got your own hair. Well, not you Joe, but you get the point. How is that she doesn't get tired of wearing it? And what the fuck is with her eyes? And face expression, it makes Zuckerberg look like friendly neighbour. All of the sudden this weird girl got some following, people like her. Tony is like:
>Let me ask you, why when I'm do unusual stuff and try to not sound like generic McNuggets copy everybody say I'm weird and dislike it. But this girl comes out of nowhere, pretends to be my main nemesis who I can't fight for some reason, and everybody like it? Is it some karma for me fucking with El Cucuy spirit? AARGHHH I got cursed!
Deletes her from friends on the spot! IT ASKS HIM ARE YOU SURE? His hands start shacking. He confirms it, guess what happens next? Fucking thing suggest him Brandon's kid as a friend! Guy is like 3 year olds why is he on there and get suggested? Tony loses his shit, grabs hammer and runs out. But that's just him, you know.

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my only wish is that Ray's son has enough brain function left when he's older to realize how bad a fighter his father was

Pettis looks very flabby recently, not just at 170 against Tony as well.

What if he wins the fight but loses his job

Dana: Hey, Ray, I've heard what you're going through, and I'm really sorry. I'll do what I can to help. What's the medical bill you're looking at for that operation?
Ray: It's about $1,000,000
Dana: I'll give you $50,000
Ray: T-Thanks.
Dana: ... if you win.

this meme of doing the picks upside down needs to absolutely STOP

I have no idea. It's just what the text says
What is the point to defend against a choke that doesn't choke you. Especially if you head position is not optimal and you can make your situation worse by moving your head a lot

So many fighters with hickeys from those suction cup things... isn't it a complete meme?

based

robbie askren fight, no?

>tfw favorite stream is laggin

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The cupping curse is going to claim Perez

De La Rosa has already won.

horrible. try that one in r/mma you may at least get some upvotes from other söyboys

Felder is literally good

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=Xb4P-MZMzJs

>tat says "big mountain"
Why

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The best team would be Anik, DC, and Felder with Rogan only doing the post fight interviews and Cruz dead in a freezer somewhere.

WHY WHY IT WONT GO AWAY
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It's more logical as you can check off my perfect picks in chronological order

Oh shit it's De La Rosa's husband. Hope he wins so his cute wife isn't sad

It provides a mental edge.

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webm of ring girl please

Get rekt zoomer

>DC, DC and JA
based

r8 my prelim meal

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uma delicia

love it

de la Rosa good on the counter

They showed the finish a few times but did herb actually watch it? They didn’t mention it at all

>Rogan isn’t even showing up for fights anymore
Kek

>stream freezes 1 millisecond before strike connects

God is real and he is a fucker.

he gives Khabib more trouble then Al my man

wtf man that's not aldo's burger place

Loving the woo-birds out early tonight

>Barboza
>Branch
>Emmett
>Kowalkiewicz
>Nzechhukwu
>Moraes

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caz

A best for sure. Not sure on the spelling of the majoneesi though b

ufc.tv

I heard it helps with muscle relaxation. Swimmers do it so maybe it's not that useless.

You're not going to put that mayo on your fries are you?

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Absolutely based, you destroyed that croroach, nice job based ameribro

But what are you having for main card?

For me, its coffee and chocolate.

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Watching manlets try to throw guiltiness at each other never gets dull.

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they show Robbie react right away with herb and herb is like I don't know what happened man I thought uh and Robbie just tells him whatever its cool

how many bongs until main event

i mean if they dont use it for that might as well never use it

Hello sirs

It'll be called pankration and it will be headgear + shinpads + 8-10oz fingerless gloves and it will be 3x3min rounds on mats, no cage, and it will be scored by points e.g.
>punch to body/head: 1pt
>kick to body: 2pts
>kick to head: 3pts
>takedown to neutral position: 3pts
>takedown to dominant position: 6pts
>guard pass: 3pts
>back take w/ hooks: 3pts
>successful submission: 15pts (restart on feet, fight continues)
I've adapted the points system from point kickboxing sorta things.
Probably no points for knockdowns. Idk how to score grappling really I don't follow bjj competition, but there might be more points available for achieving different positions which I think is how the ibjjf does it.

Thinking about skipping the prelims to play final fantasy tbqh my guys.

>Burger de Macaco

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TEAM ALPHA FEMALE

Barboza
Branch
MJ
Karolina
Craig
Moraes

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>industrial grade toilet paper for wiping 600 lb burger asses
Miring hard.

10-9 De la Rosa

Ferocious work off his back

enjoy your kidney stones lmao

>not going to famous burger, home of the famous burger, the famous burger

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Were the Charmin bears always red?

BJJ not faring too well tonight

cazzie

What the fuck
Are fights on right now it's too early!

Lel

is jon "bones" jones
fighting on this card?

>BJJ not faring too well this century

ftfy

indeed

fast food burger > gourmet burger

Imma put it on everything

feijoada

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kek

They were blue I think

De la rosa is a bum

That's what happens when they fight in Philly.

They're putting a contender series bum against a tried and tested UFC fighter.

Lets vote, should de la Rosa:
>get up so he doesn't get fisted
>do bjj, so he can submit perez

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Yea Forums here, I heard this was the Schaub general?

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I don't get why everyone doesn't just get up
They were doing better on the feet, so why not just stand up?

If you don't enjoy watching one sweaty half-naked guy wrap his legs around another sweaty half-baked guy, then you ain't a true fighter.

Manlet on the bottom has a retarded strategy. Staying passive and throwing shitty strikes off your back is totally gonna sway the judges your way.

Brown in bongland

Chuck those onions and do a shopka salad you absolute turbocazz bulgarian

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bumblebee is a shit tier transformer he would get heemed by absolutely everybody in a realistic fight

Spainsperg

More like de la sucia

Kino

>salad without onions
Come back to the Balkan so I can harvest your kidney.

Rosa has got alright hands

>plz watch our sport

seems like perez wins by decison

>Chuck those onions

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Alright enough to lose a unanimous decision, by the looks of it.

>YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU FUCKING SUCK!

Rate my corner advice to my fighter.

I don't think enough people pay hespect to the webm aussie

Tough love, I like it.

More like De La Puta

30-30 Draw, nothing significant happened

Can someone provide a screencap of these early prelim fights to come

de la rosa is way too content staying on his back, it's like he thinks he can win the fight from there

de la rosa finna get cut lads

Whenever I've had shopska salad, it's basically always just been tomatoe, some green shit, and fetta cheese, which is the best cheese.

you're right, he's absolutely based
great scoring, i agree

Trevor Wittman: I didn't love it, but every fighter is different, and sometimes coaches need to say it how it is to get their fighter motivated.

The guy is a heartlet. It was the last round and you were losing both previous rounds. Just do some bjj shit or try to do something different. The guy just accepted his fate and gave up

29-28 Perez

Don't interview this bum

drunk russian gets it

Mandatory for shopska: tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, sirene cheese.
Optional: parsley, bell peppers, olives.

Also, this fight was shit, the other guy offered zero resistance.

Pretty cringe doing octagon interviews for the early prelims

Tfw you're the first fight of the night on the early prelims and you lose

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Buzz off paki

That was like watching a fight on UFC 3 minus the twenty headkicks

This is what you get when fighting gets too "professional", and everyone is looking at their career, rank, longevity, image, etc. He didn't want to become a meme webm if he failed his attempt, he didn't want to risk getting heemed to protect his health. He wants to be an athlete, not a gladiator, which is high IQ stuff, but its dull as fuck to watch. I want more Frankie Edgar shit.

i can't believe you eat raw brown onions

Reminder that Blaydes shat his pants whilst wrestlefucking big titty

And minus the knees/elbows cheese

>ywn have a bro day with Gaethje

look at the edge on this boi

Is that a metaphor for foreskin?

>full 3 round fight
>followed by a filler segment

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I once ate a raw brown onion the size of my fist as an apple for a bet. Took a bite, juices dripping, and chewed it and ate it up. You should try it, its pretty weird on the gums.

it's tough out there you know

Our Tony does too

Dominick "The Inimitable" Cruz

>wmma

Sounds like you sucked a dick

ESPN pacing is still better than FOX pacing.

Reminder that Romero shat his pants when wrestling.... was it Brunson?
Its honestly weird we don't see it more often, with how they exert themselves and how they had to hastily rehydrate.

Ah yes Moroz, owner of the record for lowest striking percentage in a fight ever, against Danielle Taylor

Is Moroz the chick that had that absolutely awful fight where nothing happened?

Dominick “sorry go ahead” Cruz

>moroz
I sleep

Think I'll masturbate.

like most of my dealings with eastern europeans, im not sure if i should be disgusted or impressed

>the state of this walkout song

could cover 70% of wmma fights

Kek, there's the answer, thought it was her that fought Danielle and had that shitter fight

i think you'll be surprised
don't @me in the next 5 minutes

Thats all of her fights. She is the worst fighter i have ever seen in the ufc in terms of how much of a boring cunt she is. I’d rather see an entire roster of Ryan McDonalds than a single Maryna Moroz

Colombian lady looking smug.

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do you ever just stop and think
man water we doan here?

Are Colombians white?

tfw lying in bed with laptop on stomach bout to watch wmma while friends are in my apt watching movie and drinking beers

Looks like a skinny-fat schoolboy. If she was in my chess club as a kid she wouldn't look out of place.

Mazo looks like Putin

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Mazo looks like Hispanic female Paul Dano

Top one looks like she just got heemed by her husband before shooting the promo.

>wmma

He would lose anyway. There is no difference between a submission lose or point lose. Nobody wanted wide swings for him or anything crazy striking wise. Just use your bjj and try to change your position try a submission.

This fight will be spicy

i got u senpai

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BARBOZA
HERMANSSON
JOHNSON
WATERSON
CRAIG
YUSUFF

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She looks like the boxer Sergei Lipinets

Her head is impressively cubic.

Mazo representing for FAS kids everywhere.

Mazo looks like a crack baby

So we are all cheering for the slav, right?

eyes are incredibly narrow. scary

>colombian
>no bunda
disappointing

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>he's got no kids too
wdhmbt

mazo looks like a fuckin zyka baby

Why is the fighter on the top always headhunting with those punches? Is there a rule against going to the stomach?

What did Cruz say regarding why fighter do the body triangle from the bottom and why did DC call him smart?

Plz respond I missed it

Mazo is guardbeasting Moroz here
Moroz drowning in Mazo's legs

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When you body triangle the top guy, he can't pass your guard (his hips can't get through your triangle). Also you can squeeze to disrupt their breathing (more theorycrafting than realistic tbqh).

Sabina Mazo sounds like a jewish holiday

negates offense, takes away air, prevents your opponent from getting the space necessary to do damage from the top. they basically agreed that even with all that it's not that useful though

The Caribbean latinas are the known for the booty most of the south americans are breastt people

no, some fighters do focus on the body but generally you're not going to be able to land too much so when you do you go for where you can do a lot of damage. There's not a lot of distance in the strikes

Barboza
Branch
Johnson
Kowalkiewicz
Nzechukwu
Moraes

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prime sapp would heem the entire ufc

The person on the bottom usually tries to control your wrist which makes only 6-12 elbows possible

So?

*except prime shaub

Was Sapp ever light enough to fight heavyweight?

I saw lots of nice bums in medellin and ibague

Want to bet on Gaethje but only because he's the underdog. Edson Barboza really struggles with pressure but Gaethje doesn't defend the body at all.

You know, I'm Man enough to admit when I've made a mistake.
My sources were clearly mistaken on the outcome of this fight, although Moroz will still win ,,

Thank you, appreciate the response, enjoy the fights bros

I need to submit my picks next thread!

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With the right training Mazo could be the ultimate GOAT since she literally doesnt have a chin to delete

Moroz finna heem this Momo lookin bitch

Join the WhatsApp group /heem/

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

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moroz bout to pull the tampon out this bitch

I have that same weak chin.

mommy

>>
who is this milk truck?

y nuevo, new

That boomer commentating from DC...

>tfw DC is in his unheemable suit today

>"Master of Sports in Boxing"
>"Ukrainian National Boxing Team"
>"Master of Sports in Kickboxing"
>just punching air all day err day

Damn, standards have fallen since the USSR fell.

Why do you call it a weak chin? That's a powerful chin, you can't behead something that's headless

Hope you can grow a good beard otherwise you might as well Heem yourself

I'm still hoping for a random head kick from Mazo

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Why do all wmma fighters wear the same hair style?

Corn rows are laaame

Kinda got crushed by Nate, did he not?

Lads where can i watch the old Rizin shows for free

Vivian blush

Main event starts at 12am fellow english knigget

NEW THREAD

Aussies have been redeeming themselves tremendously recently

a crowd chand OOOOLE` OLE` OLE` OLEEEEE` OLEEEEE` is cringe as fuck and i wish they'd stop