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We need a general to ask about sports we don't know about and other anons can help and explain things to each other. There's no stupid questions, please be very honest and give useful answers.

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I have a question regarding sports: Is Cheerios really that good?

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Very popular with ustatesians I believe. For me it's toasted muesli with milk, yoghurt and honey.

They're okay

If I eat this and it's better than I expected I'll come here and make a thread calling americans fat.

What do you usually eat for breakfast? Are cereals popular in your area?

if you can leave the jungle and walk to a store without being eaten then sure

We are used to a slice of bread/cake/toast, cup of coffee and fruits. Cereal is a meme here.

Good thing you have those scooters to go to the store without being shot or dying of heart attack.

Do you ever get shot at whilst driving (not walking) to the store?

is wayne gretzky really the uncontested GOAT? which other hockey players came close?

What does sex feel like, bros?

Gretzky wore #99 because when he was a kid he was a massive fan of Hull who wore #9 but some other kid already had the #9 in his team so he took #99 instead.

yea. I need it to carry food instead of banana or aids
do your house get firebomb by angry religious people when you go to the pub?

Sometimes, but I don't consider those types of people to be religious.

Wayne Gretzky is really the uncontested GOAT. To put it in perspective, in Hockey you're statistically given a point for every goal and every assist. Gretzky is so far ahead for career points that if you take away all 894 goals he had(which is the best in NHL history by nearly 100 goals) he would still have more points than everyone else in history. It's absurd.

how did he do it?

you better not called them terroists, lad.

He's like how Bradman is in cricket then

Because nobody body checked him. He had a relatively easy time in the NHL compared to other players because everyone decided that his skill level exempt him from being hit. So he gets an asterisk.

Part of it was that he played forever, dude had a 20 year career, but he spent ~15 years just being untouchably good. He was versatile as all hell.

being a star player baby. Micheal Jordan had the same treatment

>nobody body checked him
Is that in part because of enforcers? If you check Gretzky you'll have to fight his protection, that doesn't happen as much nowadays does it?

great, if you hadn't had sex, you should probably consider killing yourself

What’s museli?
I read some books by karl ove knausgaard, and he’s always eating it in them, so i assumed it was some kind of norwegian cereal tyle thing

Yeah there aren't too many enforcers in modern hockey. There are a lot of reasons why but the biggest is that most enforcers sucked at everything that wasn't being a big nigger, and the game has evolved to the point of needing every man on the ice to actually be good.

It's rolled oats the same as you make oatmeal (porridge) with, sometimes toasted, mixed with dried fruits and nuts and stuff. Eaten cold almost always with milk. Some soak it overnight. It's tasty and wholesome. You can make your own too if you can get ingredients.

how the fuck did the Buffalo Bills manage to lose four straight superb owls?

>we need a(nother) general
>flag
American on vacation or a proxy desu.

>We need a general
no
no we don't
fuck off

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>he doesn't know about stealth threads
Fat and dumb

Your breath smells