MANCHESTER UNITED vs WATFORD Match Thread

Kick Off 15:00

Man Utd: De Gea, Young, Smalling, Jones, Shaw, Herrera, Matic, Pogba, Mata, Martial, Rashford
>Subs: Romero, Lukaku, Lingard, Pereira, Rojo, Fred, Dalot

Watford: Foster, Janmaat, Britos, Kabasele, Masina, Capoue, Hughes, Doucoure, Pereyra, Deulofeu, Deeney
>Subs: Gomes, Success, Cathcart, Gray, Quina, Femenia, Holebas

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>de gay

Fred starting against Barcelona?

Where's my boy Victor, resting two weeks straight?

I'm ready for today's episode of papering over the cracks

He might have some time off because he just gave birth

Today, Ole will be exposed.

Deeny masterclass incoming

>English defence

RIP

Why is Holebas on the bench?

post stream
footybrite is shitting

This

This.

This

streams.notahoneypot.me/

anyone tried youtube?

The international break actually came at a great time for united. The customers have already forgotten how Ole was EXPOSED in his last 2 games.

Gotta hand it to Poonited, fielding an all English defense is ballsy.

Haha! ;D

>deulofeu wearing tights
why?

attention seeker

man utd are so shit

going to lose this comfortably like >we did against Wolves

would have liked to see watford go down this season

sometimes men like to sleep with other men

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League football is back

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that badge is horrible

dogshit

>give Ole a full-time contract
>united immediately turns to shit
kek

why are manchester so shhit lmao

i reckon the only reason they gave him the full time job was becus they thought poch was about to sign a new deal with spurs
and then it would seem as if the only reason ole got the job at the end of the season was becus poch and zidane were not available anymore

>McTominay can hold his own against PSG
>Matic get dabbed on by Wolves and now Watford
But guess who gets picked into the starting XI

Is mouyes back or am I watching an old replay

Imagine getting dabbed on by Watford

look out for the guide dog

I thought they were trying to remilk a "new manager effect" in time for Barca.

You're both right.

This is what happens when you drop Lindelof

Pathetic stopping play for de gea

>He thinks PSG is better than Wolves and Watford

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"head injury"

how the damn fucking hell does young still start?

WHAT IS FOOTYBITE DOING WHERE HAVE THEY HID THE STREAMS

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Ripple > footybite

EXPOSED

Imagine bothering to stream random 3pm games rather than listening on 5 live.

/r/InfluentialSpheres

Good lord, great granddad.

how the fuck does shaw not hit Rashford there?

>shaw

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>91761294
Why does penaranda never play or even get called up by the watford manager?
Is he a racist or some shit?
Are you going to tell me that the collection of niggers on watford's midfield are better than him?

looking forward to another summer of woodward buying useless ig shitters

convince me that you aren't penaranda's dad

united turn shit the second ole's given the job.

why the fuck did i put united on my footy. its the last game too...

post stream

ole out desu

Wut, how was that not a backpass to the keeper?

my streams keep fucking dying.

Why does he never play?
If he would not have missed that penalty, venezuela would have beat england.
England got embarrassed that match.
Why does he never play?

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and if it's a backpass, what's happening ? A penalty ?

ERA

Era penal

>tfw coaching is not a meme

An indirect free kick.

indirect freekick from the spot of the foul

>martial

the ref is incompetent

indirect free kick

Haha Martial you cunt

APOLOGISE
YOU FUCKER

UNLOCKED

>that literal perfect pass from shaw

what a pass by the fatty

P A C E

A

C

E

Nice ball

kek fucking state of Watford

what a ball from shaw

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Yea Forums was right again
Luke Shaw > Lucas Hernandez
Marcus Rashord > Kylian Mbappe

Man United goal webum.

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>Lucas Hernandez
>out of the CL
>Kylian Mbappe
>out of the CL
nothing but facts

Ahaha, you ABU cunts. A slightly rough start against a team of big, strong players and you say "exposed". In the PL, this game is not supposed to be a walk in the park. Watford is just three places behind United. Go to your meme leagues if you want to see PSG win 6-0 against farmers.

dangerous playing a high line against pacey nigs

>move mata from the right to 10
>instant improvement
gee golly gosh and he's only been here for half a decade

>gee golly gosh

Watch your language there m8

desu, martial can't pass for shit

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pretty smart finish

Fucking size of this lads head

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Phil Jones doesn't look like complete shit today

how is phil jones the ogre pocketing deulofeu the spanish prince?

watford wasting their own time now kek

Based Ole making 442 diamond relevant again

where are the slags

>orangután with the ball
>passes it to chimpanzee
>the chimp makes the cross
>gorilla gets it. It's in the area
>Gorilla!
>and scores!

>look how white I am
Fooling no one nigger

first time since Fergie

why do people rate Martial

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based Ole's cousin

for me it's Chimp

nbc fan fest

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Go. Fuck your cousin

s-slags?

Nah incest is for niggers

sneaky kike streamer cutting the most important frame

Been to Bim

Better roads than many other islands because of how flat they are. Some people have terrible attitudes, though

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customer service here is just dogshit so dont take it personally, outside of that its friendly

imagine

What's an abu

...

2heterosexual4me

pretty ugly but a fat ass

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How do I get an ass like Shaw's?

fuck, this thread is slow. I guess Man Utd need to be losing for all the ABUs to come out

eat more

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Or a bit more relevant

dull game. commentators doing the "lel end to end" meme but there's nothing really going on

SS + GOMAD

inb4 some cunt complains about Uniteds xGA

WAT

Only one stat matters

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Yanited just too far from the action for us to care.
T. Pool supporter

>too far
you mean because they're across a sea, you fuck bandwagon

possession?

>customer thinks board isn't full of pakinited cancer
you're just as bad as liverpoo faggots

based ole letting watford attack so utd can train their defence for the barcelona game

fooking pakis, I can smell the curry in this thread now. the janny needs to clean up because this place reeks of it. fucking REEKS of the shit

i got that reference user

ABU'S WW@?

Based

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ABU's evacuate

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THE GREATEST OF ENGLISH FOOTBALL

*AHEMM*

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Barcelona are fucked.

Man United second goal webum.

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Based norwegians.

>mou plays counter attacking football
>everyone hates him
>ole plays counter attacking football
>everyone loves him

Mou on suicide watch

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Based Tony from France

>19

What does this woman with the airport chime behind her keep announcing? Are ManU customers getting rowdy?

Looked offsides, but still impressive fight for the ball keeping it away from the keeper and pushing through.

Barcelona can barely keep the ball against Espanyol. They’re finished!

The greatest goals of all time, Top 20

Going to make a mess of that Argie they got. What is his name again?

replay showed that he was level

>Watfyord finishing

Norwegian cruise line level

Yeah i just noticed he was level with the ball anyway.

VAR is gonna fuck things up next year. Granted it will help with those egregious missed calls but it will slow down the game and change momentum a lot.

>S U C C

Ever wondered what former fm wonderkids are doing now?
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world class from Man Utd here, 2 great goals and a dominant performance

NBCSN just went to commercial while the game was still on. ffs this is bleacher report levels of faggotry

A bit too sharp and clean for me. More into blurred out and monochrome

>159 replies
>90 min
>manu thread
lmao Yea Forums is ded

Barca couldn't care less about the league. They're going to be tougher than Juve this week against United

>slipping united

No ABUs. Just some based comfy United lads yo.

Watford goal webum.

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Top 300000078889 to be honest

Sick goal tbqh

Wtf Barcelona may have a chance

I wasn't comfy with you, prick.

that defence is shambolic wtf

The fuck is Pereira doing? He seems shook.

Good job, keep going lads.

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Messoy saved them once again, btw

But my prick is lol no homo

De Gea's reaction says it all

>huddersfield
F

>need to completely revamp the defense
>also give Phil Jones a new four year contract

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Jones > Aguero

Jones has been great all season