/f1/ Relentless Formula 1 General - Ghiotto Edition

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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 26
L. Hamilton 18
M. Verstappen 15
S. Vettel 12
C. Leclerc 10

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 44
Ferrari 22
Red Bull 15
Haas 8
Renault 6

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
157 (159 entries)

>Hund status:
Even Red Bull, Haas, and McLel could beat us :^)

>News:
Quali soon
Ghitto with a kino recovery drive
Mick getting Pole
Calderon meme strategy working
Pirelli is still a shit

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USE

Dont mind me just an OP floating the bread

Keep the bread alive

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>Kub ahead of Rus
APOLOGIZE

Dubs for lewd Carrie

recycling is important

GASLY EXPOSED

I wasnt able to watch the practice sessions
whats up with the mclaren sound

PidGhiotto :D

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I'm trapped in a crossthread loop lads

Leclerc pole
check em

>Gasly

kimi p7 gio out in q1

Put Autotune in the Exhaust

ZE MCLAREN, HAAS, AND RED BULL ARE FASTER THAN US
ZE MIDFIELD ALREADY CAUGHT UP
ZIS WILL BE A HARD YEAR FOR US

*blocks you in qualifying*
nothing personell kiddo

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>Albon's faster than gasly

Thread theme >

youtube.com/watch?v=DY0tsKCB4lc

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>particularly with Pierre

HAHAHAHHA GAS BTFO

I think my Bonsai tree is dead/dying lads, very worried, nearly all of it's leaves have fallen off

Vetlol exposed

LECUTE WINS LOL

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...

Mercedess getting BTFO

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Where can I find this interview in HD quality? Please, guys

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>Williams are 1.3 seconds off the next car

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You water them with Water not Piss

wasn't Narrows enough

why is leclerc better than vettel?
vettel is a 4x WDC FFS!

the key to success is la clé

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epic
is it mic placement like force india 2017?

dubs and ricky is gonna get dabbed on

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cute power

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>dark and rainy in the morning
>warm on the couch watching quali
who else comfy here?

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It's only a matter of time before they replace him with Kvyat.

>Buying into ze lugenpresse

Who will win in 2019?

it's safe to say ricciardo is back

>GIO
>GAS
>NOR

Three seats available for China, who's gonna replace these shitters?

>/f1/ actually rated AFLA as the 4th quickest team

Based fat john dabbing on newfags

that's like getting dubs for water is wet tho

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oh nononon

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Blessed post

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CHECKED

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imagine if mercedes are really shit like worse than mclelen. absolute mad right ?

Can I beg for a morningstreams invite here?

Really appreciating all the exposing going down recently

>yfw GAS gets outqualified by both toro rossos

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why dont they fire him already?

>GIO
Stays
>GAS
Kvyat swaps with him
>NOR
Stays

Gimiposting is over

He cute

folks, please don't feed the sub par social engineer

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never lucky

>Sun being the clouds so I'm not blinded/no glare
>Nice slight breeze through open window
>Birds tweeting away softly
>Nice coffee

Oh I'm getting comfy alright

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Mine's struggling. Biggest help I had was finding a better place with more sunlight. Make sure to water it every day too

good riddance desu senpai

I hope Hamilton crashes in Q2

>Kubica not last

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how do you kill a bonsai tree? stop being such a paki trash and fucking water the damn thing

CAM ON BLYAT
REDEEM YOURSELF
GO DESTROY GASLY

4*44*
Checked and confirmed

F1: Leclerc
F2: Schumacher
F3: Lundgaard
SF: Cassidy

JPM in

Whats the top speed of F1 cars? Are they faster than a Buggati Chrian?

gimi

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fug that sounds max comfy. I'm making cinna-rolls :^) tho

Nice

Holy fuck Lando

Sorry user,
I was away for 3 months and left it with a friend to look after, fuck knows what they did to it

>SF
>Not MarkeGOD

GAZLY

KEK

I think you mean
P1: Leclerc
P2: Schumacher
P3: Lundgaard

MCLEL ARE BACK BOYS

LANDO

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>HULK
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

WTF MCLAREN

In a straight line, no. In acceleration, yes. But you can't give an Instathot anal in the back of an F1 car

>HULK
>GASLY

EXPOSED

>STROLL
RE EXPOSED

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ASSLY EXPOSED

Kek

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HULKENBERG EXPOSED

>Hulk
LOL LOL LOL LOL

Gassly just got fucking dabbed on holy shit

HULK WTF

>hulk
Hahahahahahahaha

HUL noooo!

APOLOGIZE

Unexposed

>THE CITY OF RENOOO

>UNEXPOSED

>Hulk

Kek

This post did not age so well...
BYE HULK HAHAHAHAHAHA

NO PODIUMS

HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT HULKENSHIT

BASED RICKY

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>Hulk
who is exposed now???

AHAHAHAHAHA

PEDOBERG EXPOSED

Hulk ;(((

FUCKING HIDF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Hulk
WTF was that?

HULK NUKED INTO OBLIVION
HIDF BTFO
LOL
RTRIU

>GAS

its safe to mclel is back
fuck renault

>swapped Hulk for Sainz but then swapped it back

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>HULKENBAD
>RICCIARDOESIT

they regularly go >380 km/h in Baku, Monza, and Canada

Nor can you in a two seater.

APOLOGIZE /F1/

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OHNONONONONONONONONONONONON
HULKENBROS THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US

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JUST

APOLOGIZE

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Goddamn avocado beat out the Hulk in qualis

TRICKY-RICKY-STATUS:
UNEXPOSED
KEK-MAGIC COUNTERED

>NORRIS
>P4
THE KID IS HOT TONIGHT

>HULK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HULK EXPOSED

yes for gasly

mclaren? did you mean CHADclaren?

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

HULKENSHIT

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oh, sorry, didn't know that. That sucks

a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be

Fuck my bad.

NOW WE CAN FIGHT

>B-BUT KUBICA IS A SECOND SLOWER THAN RUSSELL!
t. twitter

HULKENSHIT EXPOSED

>seething amerifat is gonna tell me to kill myself again

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IT'S NOT FAIR BROS
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HULKS TIME!
HIS TIME!

blayt to red bull when

why do you break my heart hulk

U N E X P O S A B L E

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Always liked Lando desu

>McLel
>fast
Alonso back in F1 after the Indy 500

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The amount of people that just went >Hulk proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Yea Forums.

i mean the wing is pretty low and wide
>PODIUM CHANCES GONE

...

Holy shit Gasly is bad

Who told Hulk exposing Retardo was like scoring a podum?

>watching sky stream rip
>cuts to adverts
>"everyday is better with friends"
hold me lads

>"TH-TH-THATS IMPOSSIBLE"
LOL THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF HULKENBERG

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE

ALONSO OUT

MCLAREN IN

GASLY EXPOSED once again

>McLaren times
>Renault times

Please for the love of God don't tell me Renault managed to enhance the engine but forgot to actually work on the chassis

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Wtf McLaren

>trusting a berg to be fast

Yuk

Mec j'étais pas serein

>pooenburg

>McLel on pace
RIP Sainz's Career

The state of hulk

What up with the leaf blowers?

IMPOSSIBLE LMAO

>THATS IMPOSSIBLE
SHITTER

WTF HULKBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY THIS TIME!!??

where did everything go so wrong?

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Is now lol

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>Quoi? Chassis?

>>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
>157 (159 entries)
Make it 158 (160 entries)

Taxpayers are paying for that shitbox LOL do something about it frog this is sad.

Hmm

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...

this

embarrassing comment. how can anyone like that beta shitter?

Fucking kek

FUCKING HIDF YOU ABSOLUTE MORONS

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daily reminder lads

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Damn... really puts into perspective how good Max is.........,..,,

Goddamn, Riccy must feel absolutely JUSTED. Renault will probably finish next to Williams

why is alfa so shit?

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>in the screencap
Noice.

he just looks at his bank account and smiles

paddy happened

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Based Haas butt blasting Sky team

is it true that French taxes pay for the Renault F1 project?

Paul Di Resta does not appreciate Nico's cheeky bantz

LOVE GIMI
LOVE PUNISHED BOTTAS
LOVE AMX
LOVE DENMARK
LOVE CARRIE
LOVE THE TWINK
LOVE TOBACCO ADVERTISING ON CARS

HATE HAMILTON
HATE RICC
HATE HULK
HATE BONGS

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Keep air flowing over the rads/intercoolers.

Calm down Nico

2006-2007 i think.

Is Bahrain even a real country?

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Max please focus on the race and stop shitposting on 4channel

reminder Renault is literally a French national team

6 Mercedes engines

Apart from the two official cars which have fallen back into the clutches of the midfield, the other 4 cars are down there, only Perez escaped to Q2

PERKELE

Will ghastly reach q3 this year?

B&R

APOLOGIZE

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After BMW left

157 (160 entries) la
Gotta keep 'em delusional m8 :^)

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Is McLaren back bros?

wew lad
calm down there

The visors in their helmets is so narrow, how can they see anything from it?

Hi leaf, those aren't for you don't be afraid.

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no screen cap this

those fucking beaver teeth on the left

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
CYRIL!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>sorry nico, that's impossible

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>Both Toro ahead of Ghastly
Dios Mio

Not really, but the French state owns a part of Renault

Who the fuck is Joe the Nazi?

>LOVE AMX

Disgusting

Assuming Toto was loyal

based

safety you bigot

So how shit was Hartley if Gasly is this exposed?

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h-haha, g-good thing that w-wasn't me.

In hindsight contracting a bunch if bongs to build their cassis was a bad idea.

love you mate, best wishes xx

>Sky relentlessly hyping up Ferrari
I can already see whats coming and am already seething

>Blyat in my FantasyGP

Hopes & dreams status: up

>GAS
Are teams allowed to switch drivers from their b-teams mid race weekend?

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Is this a fluke or will I rate Albon before the session is over?

S E E T H I N G
>ricc still behind amx after only one quali lap

Yeah, lol. That guy probably feels kinda silly. He was close though.

dubs and gasly doesn't make q3

Are these carlets with their 1.6L V6 faster than the V10 cars?

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KEK
will hulkenshit ever recover?

I dont think so but he wont last for sure.

Yup

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not after qualy

A couple more shit weekends and Kvyat will get his seat. Then when Kvyat exposes Memestappen, Albon will join him at Red Bull.

They did it with Kvyat in 17' no?

shut the fuck up

Remove the sandbags.

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imagine those chompers anywhere near your penis

Sandbags off time.

b40533978eba6350c5daae81fb819d5d18e0aa16

>streak of like 4 seasons without winning once
>finally JUST about won GP2 championship against rookie teammate Giovinazzi in a dominant team
>sent to Super Formula instead of getting a chance at Toro Rosso
>lost the Super Formula title to some 35 year old boomer jap
>2 races in Formula E, couldn't get on the podium with fucking Renault e.dams
>Horner admitted that they only promoted Gasly because he was the only option available
>now getting assraped by Verstappen
>will probably get replaced by Kvyat or Albon before the end of the season or 2020 at the latest

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I'd love you too if your kind didn't always ruin everything for everyone.

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Maybe between Friday and Saturday. That would be funny to see if RB is that ruthless

Red Bull can do that. All 4 drivers are under Red Bull Racing contracts, even the Toro Rosso guys

Driver replacement during the first pitstop

whats up with this newfag leaf?

sky holding back the tears
>th-th-they're practically guaranteed a front row spot with a car that fast
>p-p-people are saying there's a funny smell coming from the car
>f-f-ferrari were hiding their pace in melbourne. they were hiding something from us and turning the power down

>Sky pushing the Merc underdog narrative THIS HARD
>muh Ferrari is as dominant as 2000
What the absolute fuck

Execute Mission: Winnnow

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Wew Norris lad

>lost the Super Formula title to some 35 year old boomer jap

To be fair the japs rigged it so he wouldn't win

>RONJA ASSMANN
what a name.

ZE LUGENPRESS IS UP AND RUNNING
THOSE SUCKERS ARE BUYING ZE NARRATIVE

>Kvyat back at RB
Is 2019 the redemption arc?

Why is this poo 2 loo replacing based fuckin TED?

Is the F1 car longer than my 2016 civic?

with all the aero fuckery and slicks yes, but just barely. they are still slower on the straights even with drs but thye are a lot faster through the corners. one of the reasons the racing sucks these days

>Haha, looks like Mercedes finally found an engine mode that works heh!

ZE RED BOOLZ ARE GETTING KLAUS

That's the only way britbongs can achieve erection

bot
ham
vet
lec
mag
ver
gro
rai
kvy
gas

i told you we were ze underdogs. why didnt you believe me?

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>FOM having a stroke again

i'm scared

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this is why the only reason i watch sky f1 anymore is for martin brundle's autism walk

after that i just mute them

LEC
VET
VER
BOT
HAM
...
Last: GAS

based poo in loo > based ted
this is the truth. admit it.

Where are the sparks coming from? I thought its all carbon fibre...

>Stroll

Racing Point have got to be asking themselves if it was worth it

Albon running wide as fuck

Last year's pole: 1:27:958

>he thinks gas and gro will make it

no way
vet
ham
lec
bot
ver

>"Well Crofty it looks like Toto and the boys have fixed the bugs from free practice!"

yes

It was loads of money

>>p-p-people are saying there's a funny smell coming from the car
Oh yes my dear etc

>Red Bull fastest lap

Not this season m8

>Honda, power of memes

Why are modern F1 cars so pigfat?

>the shantytown of Sebastian Vetlel

...and LEWIS PUTS IN AN ABSOLUTE STUNNER, a modern day miracle how he overcame the burdens placed on him

Incoming MWL activation

Vettel EXPOSED

>Vetlel absolutely exposed by lecute

VETTEE?

>Gassy

Crofty literally seething
>m-m-muhcedes should be faster
>why cant hamilton win all the time

Cringe

Renault is partly owned by the French government - it only has 15% of shares.

However, Formula One doesn't cost much for the top 4 teams when you you look at the numbers like the actual cost of a global advertising campaign and the cost of a Formula One team.

Still a fucking embarrassment for Renault (chassis).

ABITEBOUL OUT

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>GAS
lol so bad, die from cancer

They put in a rule a few years ago making teams put titanium skid blocks under the car so there would be sparks like in the olden days

god damn we gonna get in the 1:27s

>vettel

To appeal to Americans

fucking Vettel what a turd burglar

LOVE NORRIS
'ATE FAT JOHN
SIMPLE AS
>.7 off a fucking merc
the kid is a wizard

yes

I believe in Charles Leclerc

>Hamilton isn't winning
THAT'S RACIST

>reno brag that they will close the gap to rbr
>it's actually HAAS
kek

what if bottas made a deal with the ferrari boys to mentally fuck up hamilton and then decide de championship between them?

based! Now if they would bring back the V10s

what's the deal with merc? just win now

>th-the ferrari's as dominant as williams in 92 or schumacher's f2002 and f2004
>based on 3 practices sessions and q1

Locked in Basedbois

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Can Lecute do it?

RICH ENERGY HAAS FASTER THAN RED BULL

Leclerc exposing Vettel

LeCute FIA'd

ricciardo is a VERY hit or miss qualifier
he usually delivers in races if he has no incidents but he's in a new, less capable car so you never know
I would replace vettel with leclerc
Your cars are ok, I run ferrari, merc, haas
However, I'm skeptical about alfa, which Is why I replaced kimi and alfa with grosjean and haas on my team

good luck

LEGOAT

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>ABITEBOUL OUT
he's laughable, he got baited by Horner and spent all the chassis money on Ricky

>LEC WEIGHTED
RIGGED AS FUCK

Gasly absolutely exposed
>muh Honda engine familiarity

What is Horner thinking right now?

>renting black bits for the weekend
>the state of my countries media

please make gas in q3

Is an energy drink an athlete

Inb4 Ron autism

FIA trying to fuck leclerc wtf

>Gasly

Kvyat will be in a Red Bull by Spain.

wait, hang on... are they actually ze underhunten?

youtu.be/g4hpgDMxkQ8

>it's a vettel get cucked by a rookie season

Why its so hard to drive fast? Im the fastest in my friends group. Im sure if I had 1h practice in any of those F1 cars I could get podium easily

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D E T R A C T O R S
B T F O

>GO AGANE VETTE

where the fuck is hulk? missed q1

>Ferrari strategy
why are they fucking up Seb?

>RB
>Fastest Lap
Not happening mate

tricky bully ricki cucked vettel again :DD

Gasly is Cucktas 2.0

>ABITEBOUL OUT
But he's so entertaining

>you now remember "tough luck"
got exposed then said "thats impossible"

>i miss blown exhaust diffusers

was released into traffic and didn't make the cut

It was loads of money

imagine vettels face when they make him officially second driver

e x p o s e d

>haas bargeboards

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Because LEC is the cutest

>Even professionals can't do T10

is it the hardest turn on the calendar?

just wasnt fast enough

Apologise.

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EXPOSED

Seb finna bouta get TWINKED.

why does Bossberg always say the most obvious shit?

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>I...It’s never Vettel’s fault g-guys

cope

No that'd be Claire's ass.

>Seb
heh

Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit /f1/. GF found put a $5,000 bet on Daniel Ricardo winning Bahrain. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a pig and fucking stupid. She managed to calm down.

She is 35
I am 26

She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 25 was i getting good results.

What do I do? Also fuck /adv/ they give shit advice every time.

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damage control

RTL legit has the best fucking commentators.

Nah, thats turning down your Mum

Holy fuck there's Newey-tier rake on that Ferrari

It's rigged
all teams literally have a "director"

vettel number 2 diver

nu-ferrari looks like shit here, fucking orange car bad

Lad is really good
I'm sorry I said he looked like a goblin

Leclerc offered his boipucci to Binotto and the race engineers

rofl

>Nico shuts down the Sky narrative

he is so fake drives me nuts, if he just was himself i would like him

...

>She is 35
>I am 26
Bruh

fuck off retard

Wow I suddenly love leclerc.

FUCK DETRACTORS

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Brundle got BTFO by Bossberg on Sky

PSA: Check your flag-filters, you might be missing "Canada".

he wants to be in the car so bad

oh i bet its super tight, permanently clenched. hard target

She's right lmao, you're a fucking retard for betting on RIC and she deserves a man who bets on LEC or BOT

Reminder that Lando is a very active Reddit user therefore what you’re seeing there is the power that Reddit gives you.

My team:

Leclerc-Vettel-Hulk
Ferrari-McLaren-Toro Rosso

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Doesn't rake also make the car better on the slow corners other than increase floor efficiency and downforce?

I’m from London and even I don’t get this. Someone get the spotty faced intern off the account

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baste

What is wrong with GAS??????
Did I get memed and he's trash like GIO?

???

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>Gasly is so cheap in fantasy that i can make him the turbo driver
>put him in 2 out of 3 teams
>he's shit

not grosjean's fault, can't see shit with those rearwings

turn 360 degrees and walk away

What happens if you are out of qualifying?

Here's your (((you))) now go kill yourself

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How much does the Rich Energy dude charge to produce an album

i always liked the cut of his jib after i saw interviews. his blistering pace is just a plus. hes still kinda ugly desu

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Nothing wrong with having a mommy GF, but why the fuck you made a EV- bet?

>GAS

Mate...

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>13TH
>GAS
>13TH
>GAS
>13TH
>GAS
>13TH
>GAS
>13TH
>GAS
>13TH
>GAS

>GASLY

STILL BEHIND

YIKES

You die

>gastly

Is Rich Energy even a real company? Has anyone ever seen someone drink a "Rich Energy"?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
GASLY BTFO

GASLY EXPOSED HARD

Right lad,
Enough of that, put a quid in the LARPJar and fuck off

They're both engine powered vehicles

>ghastly

>DRS ACTIVE diamond on the halo
Who the fuck comes up with that shit?

>GAS
>Outqualified by Sainz of all people
The ironing

>the favela of gasly

RIC exposed

>GASLY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>assly

They go in line?

Gasly/Kvyat swap when?

>GAS and RIC out of q3
Fucking KEK

Gasly pls but

GIMIIIIIIII :D :DDDD

>Ghastly

Dr. Marko, my name is Blyat.

the cliche is buses in general not london buses, what a twat

WHY IS GASLY SUCH A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT

Why didn't Kvyat go out?
And Gasly is beyond shit

Holy shit this is career destroying performance from Gasly

I believe so

GASLY OUT

Kinda surprised at how Kimi is annihilating GIO...

>mclel

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GASLY OUT

>gasly

you wait for a bus and then 20 come

>GAS GAS GAS
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly!

MINTTU

:DDD

The gandalf looking motherfucker came to the building next to mine once with the a female football team, he rode in on a superbike. I think head a can or two with him

cunny

>people who never watch F2 are this surprised by ghastly being a shitter
CASUALS EXPOSED

M I N T T U

>Gasly beat by some Thai Kid

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I WANT TO TASTE MINTTU
:DD

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Gimi has a nice family :)

B-BUT MUH P4

HOLY SHIT MY FUCKING SIDES I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE

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Jos is sabotaging GAS' car

>GAS
>GAS
>GAS

Fucking Gimmi

>$5,000

Hope you’re joking or incredibly rich because putting that much money on something like that...

>Gas couldn't fully press down the gas paddle

GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSLY

>gasly team radio
>some whore started speaking on Fox Sports

fucking dumb muricans

Kimi is king of barely into Q2/Q3

>red bull exposed
>gasly exposed
>ricciardo exposed
>gasly exposed so hard i'll mention it again
it keeps happening

GIMI

>Big Dick Rick qualifies 11th so gets to start on his chosen tyre
>Grosjean penalty puts him in top ten anyway

Smart.

>Gasly on the verge of tears

SACKED IN THE MORNING. SACKED IN THE MORNING.

>Lewis, Valtteri, it is ze Zeit.

GASLY LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Also post YFW Renault barely beats Toro Rosso

GHASTLY

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>gasly literally crying

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Gasly sounds like a suicide risk

does minttu have a vittu?

I like F1

HE'S CRYING

Thank god I removed Gasly
Punished Bottas is a way better deal

I mean they shipped him to japan, that's a big tell desu

>my career literally peaked one year ago

Dubs decides the race when Torpedo replaces Ghastly

Renault exposed by a few hundredths.
Also based gimi.

>Renault 0.4s behind McLaren

JUST

CATERINA DUMP HIM AND COME TO ME

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;(

Money laundering retard

2020 will be Honda's year.

How much more can Gasly get exposed? We might get the torp in that RB seat before summer break

Please, don't bully our next GP winner that we don't have since 1996.

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT

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>VET goes for a safe lap to save the race tyres
>still +0.2 faster than HAM
Hmmmm

I had a big night on Minttu and birds eye chillis one night in Helsinki and I swear to god, my morning shit the following day was minty fresh after the chilli burn

>I wonder if Kimi's wife has a similar effect

so many drivers getting exposed today

HONDA FAULT

>amx kicking blyat out of rbr
>blyat eventually teaming up with amx anyway
who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

Blyat at RB when?

>he's crying

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Dubs and Fat John wins in Baku.

>GAS

>McLel unironically the third fastest car this weekend
>Gasly going to get dropped for Kvyat mid season

You cannot even imagine my face rn

MAX UNTERHUNDEN INCOMING

>people think ricciardo is exposed
fools, he purposely stayed 1.7 hundredths behind so that he can start on fresh tyes
grosjeans impending penalty will let him start 10th anyway

Barcelona

>Keep Torpedo at bay so he can't outqualify Gasly
>Still lose to Albon
The absolute state of Gasly

>inb4 1 HAM, 2 VET, 3 BOT, 4 LEC

>mfw subbed out ric for hulk and kept gas

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Kvyat was demoted after Russia, Gasly will be demoted after France

How many races into the season will it take for George Russel to come out as a gay bottom?

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You're looking at 2019 Bahrain GP pole sitter and number 1 driver at Ferrari

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Barcelona to make the circle complete

Here's oldie but goldie:
>Olivier Panis
>Jos Verstappen
>Antais

HAHAHAH
Finns only understands.

>Gasly winning any Grand-Prix ever

Hahaha pffft

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why is gasly so shit bros

Bahrain

this

he also implemented that strategy of being slow against amx last year

Based

REMINDER THAT LECLERC IS FRENCH

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This so much this!!! Let that sink in!

harden the fuck up m8

yeah, i'm sure he would be so excited to fight for p6, oh the joy of scoring points. moron

Vettel literally left Ferrari's box it's over

Who replaces Blyat at Torro Rosso?

the absolute state of (You)
you now remember Panis fucking dying in Canada

why didn't they let Blyat do a lap?

God I want to fuck his tiny perky cute ass.

he's a top

>his face when Norris gets 3rd place tomorrow

lel

MOVE IN

DANIIL DANIIL DANIIL
TAKE MY HIGH ENERGY TO TAKE GHASTLYS SEAT
oh fuck m8 lol

>Kubika

Gasly

>George Russell talking
He sounds like he skipped talking until his first media training

S M A R T E R NOT HARDER

He is hsilop

Russians are sub human and should know their place

extra shit weight.

So Gasly wouldn't get destroyed even more

>falling for le Everstone meme strat

Should have changed his name to Pierre Gengar.

based and redpilled

:DD

charlie clarke is british m8

probs tyre saving

Erja Häkkisen lempiasento: Häkkinen Panis Tagaki :D

gay

Russia
He qualifies 6th
Vettel gets 4th

:::DDDDd
:DD

panis takagi

>panis fucking :DDDDDDDDDDDD

canada: the post

Leclerc is french, just annex Montecarlo and grab all the millionaires' money. Then you can also have two French GPs
You know you want to, Pierre.

something fell off his car. still, a tiny gap.

Baku, where he takes a glorious meme win.

:D

GET IN THE NEW THREAD, SLOWPOKES

hahaha oh wow!!!

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Mercedes removing the sandbags in Q3

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12 dimensional mouse trap

top lad

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Bleating with laughter

>Kyvat
>not Albon

Could the teams electronically lock a car's top speed in order to make sure one of their drivers qualifies above the other? Thinking of Bottas and Ham right now

conspiracy theorist finn tier post

Mercedes on suicide watch

based renault playing 12d chess by focusing only on the engine this year while already planning the 2021 chassis to assert absolute dominance

YE YE YE YE LE CLERC

the FIA need to set a cap on how many dimensions your strat can occupy this is getting ridiculous.

LE CUTE
I LOVE YOU

Please explain, I only recently started learning this hell of a language

suomi perkele :DDDDDDDD

I'm a native Russian so I'm already used to much more expressive swearing than even in Finnish.