Diving is killing football

Diving is killing football

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card players for diving. problem solved.

counterattacks are killing football

good fucking job

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Jannies are killing Yea Forums

diving is performance art. if you can get away with diving then you have a skill that deserves respect.

Based and bigbrained and also redpilled. Generals are also cancerous as well

This

I'm killing your mom diving inside her. On a serious note, diving is the part of the meta, so cope.

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Came here to post
>divide by is part of the game
>t. Pedro de Spicco

Fuck that, it's time to Kachow...

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VAR is killing South American football

And you are killing this thread

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You at club with yo girl and this nigga finna grab her ass and yell "katchow"

What do?

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A wild challenger appears...

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hmm

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*kachows in your path*

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portugal what is wrong with you kek

Don't you Kachow about me

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KACHINGA! KACHINGA KACHINGA!

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Based Joaquim derailing shit american threads

And you have fallen into the love that needs to be Kachowed by the Lord...

HALLELUJAH, EVERYBODY, I WANNA HEAR A COUPLE OF HALLELUJAHS!

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Landed a three day ban just for asking where alternative sports like darts and curling can be discussed since Yea Forums is 100% sweaty mandrama threads. HARD agree and you are indeed redpilled.

It's Lightning McJOAQUIM to you

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Do you think you can kachow from this pain?

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Please stop embarrassing yourself and reconsider your life.

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Check yourself before you Kachow yourself

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Based Figo

This is the thread

But we're anonymous.

What the fuck happened here?

This.

France won a worldcup partly from some of the most sublime diving you will ever see.

berry nice thread you got here

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Landed a three day ban just for talking about Donald trump
Landed a three day ban for posting pic related

Why are blueboard jannies so fucking awful?

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we all got kachow'd

Why do yanks never realise this is already a rule?

Vrooom... Vrooom...

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That’s almost never enforced. NHL does right.

This.

>le rule thats never enforced literally ever meme

>have VAR
>still barely punish diving

This, diving in football is like bluffing in poker, deceiving the referee and angering your opponents is part of the game.

dives should be rated like figure skating. at the end of all tied games they should use dive-scores as tiebreakers
>'E JUST DID A SPREAD EAGLE FOLLOWED BY A DOUBLE SALCHOW
>masterful, lads, simply masterful
>if this match goes to 0-0, it might clinch them the title

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mental illness

if it was enforced burgers would know about it retard