/mlb/

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>ynr WHO CARES posting

u mad /mlb/?

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You don't know your ass from a hole in your ground. Dumb scumbag.

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We must never forget

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>Was about to post this because Houspie was throwing a tantrum in the old thread.
Get out of my head Charles!

Stay vigilant

why is there always that one guy with actual unironic autism who doesn't quite understand the premise of talking about baseball and not tripfag drama

Houspie lives in your head forever and there's nothing you can do

Houspie has been sighted!

retard alert!

lmao newfrog
the delicate interplays of irony which characterize this discussion are far older and stronger than that "thread war" metanarrative

Thought you could stop me well i think not!

I'm pretty sure he's living in his thread. Alone.
>91756269

>I'm pretty sure he's living in his thread. Alone.
kek

Shall

>your team!!!
>your favorite movie!!!!

why don't you go to the other thread

I spy with my little eye a houspie!

this thread is alright but the other thread is better

Final game goes into the late evening for extra innings.

Let's get comfy and post music.
youtube.com/watch?v=keKZTPIDMYA

how's he going to do tomorrow boys?

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Let's Go Daddies *clap clap, clap clap clap*

>memeiners

Angels
Alien

this thread is lame

All aboard!

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/hou-aboard.png/page/1/

I'm trying to find a song that sounds like the ups and downs and the coasting of a long baseball season. This always reminded me of baseball when playing it years back though, in particular the ending from 1:27 onward... Oh I love me some ball

youtube.com/watch?v=4W28wWWxKuQ&list=PLRLkDEzglogra0HKwjVJNpQyB2Y7JPgt5&index=4

Mariners
Fellowship of the RIng

Houston
Ass Faggots 69

sorry I posted the wrong one
youtube.com/watch?v=ByU4RacBU24

rockies
der Untergang

white sox
Battle Royale

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shit team shit movie

all whos fans have shit taste

how can we even compete with this level of based

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t. fortnite/pubg kiddies

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>the city of Hunter Strickland
were the Gintsfags right about him this whole time?

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my point stands

A post so nice you postit twice

>teh assbolute ass shanty of Cunter Dickland
holy KEK were the le JINTSfasg right about him the le whole time???

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Red Sox
Dazed and Confused

It's Gnats.

I was unaware that this was the thread

Sorry my mistake

Umpire just got heemed in the doyers game

Why are fat closers always so bad?

Hi folks. This is the one that keeps making Yea Forumsstros threads and posts. Now normally I do not care for one's sexuality, but I know lots of you want to know the truth so I'm going to sick him to the dogs. This is what happens to those listed when I have some time.

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You'll never stop me !

takes one to know one

expoct us

Oh you are a scumbag aren't you? I simply put the information out there. I do not judge, for that is what you do. I am the inspector. Nothing more. Nothing less.

GOT 'EM

ROASTED

Oh I get it! It's referencing that unfounded rumor that some butthurt bears fans think Aaron Rodgers, who is 19-3 in the past 10 years against thier team, is gay.

Someone link me the discord

Glad to have you aboard
discord.gg/WE7vRF

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discord.gg/ETsNjaW

Thanks

oh ya i own ya
and i just pwned ya
put you in a seeth
one you wouldnt even believe
walk up to the plate
crush a dinger
all ya fools just got schooled

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Based Harpie

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Tatis

Fernando Tatis Jr.

Why

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this is batshit insane

Snagged 'Chado and based Harper in the same 'ffseason. Talk about some big time moves

If I see a white sox fan I'm going to have to smack them in the face :3

*spankie*

Oh you're asking for it

nooooooo!

I'll get you off with a warning but next time you're really going to get it

thank you

Dodgers whyyyyyyyyy
youtube.com/watch?v=_HsXIvpLdHE

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this guy's asking for it

Rockies!

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Well fuck

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Which ruleset is applied for DH in world series?

Whoever is the home team

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Thanks, its so weird to divide the whole sport up just because off one rule difference.

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it's weebie mania!

It started as an experiment in the 70s with the AL and kinda stuck with them. Personally i like the difference since it allows teams to approach games different when doing interleague play

How's Tatis Jr playing for the whiresox right now?

I love Rize.

oohhhhh these weebie assholes really get to me

so this is the power of Italian banter!!

He is? Take me to your timeline please.

Haha yes brother well done

The ill-adviced James Shields trade, a clazzic bantz, a bulls eye every time. One of my favorites.

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lel, mind if I save this?

Why does it trigger whos fans so much? What's wrong with them? Are they all just crybabies?

Of course. We must meme as one brother

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oh I am cummin!! this image is makin me cumm!!!!!

*backs away slowly*
Okay.... nobody give this guy any more spankies

...sigh...gah...

this is cwazy

Gackt

Imagine waking up with bruises all over your comically oversized penis as you start to remember that you were at a batting cage the night before, trying to hit home runs with your dick while you were severely intoxicated.

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This asshole is just lviing the dream

oh you can go back to your dreaming wanker

Stay vigilant brothers. The night watch is yours

wankers and assholes... baby talkers and woe posts... ugh I can't take it, I'm out... F this... I'm done. Goodbye, enjoy the wankfest

why do you idiots have 2 threads

>spicswing

To spite you.

Why do the Mariners tell every good thing they’ve ever had to fuck off? The Sox jumped all over that garbage bullpen

Maybe the Red Sox are just more clutch than your shitty team stupid.

terrified...exhausted...hungry...thirsty...but I have no choice...my hands are tied...if only those damn shadow trains weren't here... it'd be a walk in the park...alright...I think now's my chance... I can finally get out of this place and return to the original thread... oh god no wait... another one?! it's quickly approaching! why is it approaching me?! I gotta get outta he-

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Dodgers
The Deer Hunter

Thanks for coming

Just landed in Lagardia to see my orange ducks get clobbered by the Yankees in their home. What should I expect with a first time visit to New Yankees Stadium? Is there actually a way to get to that centerfield hall of fame?

Rockies
The Big Lebowski

Padres
The Land Before Time

This website is gay

>Cubs
>Gladiator

Cool thread Plebbit

>cubs
>triumph of the will

Hahahahaha how the fuck is barves babsel real hahaha nigga get a bullpen that's good like nigga throw strikes hahaha

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Lol, like that Twitter post from the colored gentleman. Very hip and "with it"... a cool post. One thumbs up for this post!

Y'all "jive turkeys" finna oughta get theyselves a bullpen! Sheeeeeit!

Cubs
Brokeback mountain

Top bantz this morning lads!

Cubs
Anal Intruders 3

>have an incompetent agent
>be forced to sit out the entirety of spring training and probably the opening month
what did Kimbrel mean by this?

Braves
Choke

DELET

free agency is broken

>proclaim your guy the GOAT, look for fitting money
>oh wait that doesn't exist
He'll probably be a late season pickup by a team in the playoffs. And they'll immediately regret it when they remember closers fall off a cliff with no warning

There's rumours he's injured.

The surgery confirms that.

yaks/ducks game thread... let's do it!

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Yeah?

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>chadres undefeated and tied for number 1 in the divison
apologize

No way it’s accurate
Every other map i know of has no mets on it and tons of random yankee counties all over the country

>bearlets struggling to hold down their own state
It's almost sad

Seriously, this shit has got to be off.
>Two Chicago teams
>Cusb and Black Cox are apparently less popular in rural Illinois than the team the next state over.

It’s more about the white/black ratio

Southern IL tends to not want anything to do with Northern IL. They also get the Cardinals on local TV

it's ticket sales you dorks

Southern Illinois might as well be the deep south in terms of how backwater they are. The only reason Illinois is on the map and has any power is because of Chicago.

>NASHITNALS

>trashburg
>trashinals

>NAST FIELDING

OH NO NO NO NO NO

my fucking sides

>the city of washington

I love McNeil

>trashburg
>not saying shittsburgh or pissburgh
come on now

So Victor Robles is basically like the Nationals version of Odubel Herrera?

EL JEFFE

dude wat lol

So how is everybody this fine day?
Because I'm feeling pretty good lol

mets nationals thread

>Whos
>Angels

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Welcome to Illinois

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Will be better when I get out of work so I can watch baseball

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Can you feel it

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Why don't Indiana root for the Indians?
thinkingmeme.jpg

JUST.

Harper going 0-4

You can only reply to this post if your team is 2-0

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Why are you guys so mean to the White Sox? What did they ever do to you?

You're playing the jints though

Anthony Recker - tell me the facts and opinions I need to know about him.

Mexican beheadings

based

All I know is he has the lowest batting average (.190) of any Met with at least 300 at-bats who's not a pitcher.

And?

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>All I know is he has the lowest batting average (.190) of any Met with at least 300 at-bats who's not a pitcher.
He pitched once for the Mets.

>cubs fan here!!
Well hello there.

strasburg is pitching like ass

maybe this is a little more representative

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>MARINERS!
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.

>faceberg
A fucking leaf.

>strasburg is pitching like ass
Is this a Reckerpost?

I'm so happy yesssssss Let's Go Bauer *clap clap, clap clap clap*

Based bauer!!!

BAUER GOT AN OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

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BAUER STRUCK OUT POLANCO YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAUER HAS A NO-HITTER YESSSSSSSS YAYY

>that rocky mountains empire

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based bauer.......

Did they just play the Duck Hunt theme at the Indians-Twins game?

Based Bauer!!!!

Hanley Ramirez lol

Is your favorite team even a team if you don't know at least 1 (one) kind old lady who is a die hard fan?

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my grandma is a die hard :)

Who keeps fucking up the threads?

I am trying to shitpost god damn it.

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BAUER IS FUCKING PISSED AFTER THAT RUN

8ks in 5

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This is the real thread, if you want to shitpost, go to the 'general' thread.

Bauer owns this thread

bauie to the ownage

>yaks

>yaks

>rags

fuck you

la creatura

dios mio.....

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>The NL East is a four team race
Phils, Mets, Braves and ???

It's a two team race between the Mets and the Phillies

Top 10 Outfielders of all-time

1. Bonds
2. Cobb
3. Mays
4. Trout
5. Griffey Jr.
6. Mantle
7. Ichiro
8. DiMaggio
9. Henderson
10. Robinson

how much of a faggot must you be to include DiMaggio but not Williams

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Here we go Metsies here we go

they got the power they got the speed
cano metsies cano
cano metsies cano
hey new york whatda ya say the metsies run this joint

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORANGE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

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but she's wearing a Miami shirt

First TBD game of the season

twitter.com/ByTimReynolds/status/1111765383889993729

which team has the best bullpen in the league now?

i have yoan moncada on fantasy

Probably the Padres, Athletics, and Yankees. Maybe the Astros

>Washitton Nashitnals

wtf moooods!!!!!!

EAT ME THIS IS MY THREAD NOW

Why does Anthony Recker have such a large following? Even Ethan Klein is a fan.

Can someone redpill me on this matter?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SuSQ6GJ_0gM&t=91s

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windians

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reckerposting has gone too far

losedians

who /1stplace/ here?

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Go marlins

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Oh die anytime fuckwit

#blessed brother

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Looks like a guy

And That's A Good Thing

rude

nice

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The Kansas City Royals are the only undefeated American League team

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someone kill him

I'm sorry

who /1stplace/ here?

tankathon.com/mlb

no, I'm sorry. I got ahead of myself

Good Game, Mets. Stay mad.

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Pobody's nerfect

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wow are the phillies gonna win it all this year?

no. broops borper can't get a hit

( *’ω’* )

>Justin Upton expected to miss 8-12 weeks
The bad luck never ends for the Angels

Breggy just hit a home run

who comfy

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Just saying the last time the royals went 2-0 to start a season they won a world series

>start 2-0 last year
>lose 100 games
>start 0-2 this year
>????
Look, I'm just grasping at the thinnest of straws

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homies to the breggies?

Wooston reporting in

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Royals can beat any team in the AL in a 5 to 7 game series.

Okay /mlb/, lets say for the sake of argument that by some fluke, every ball I put into play isn’t fielded cleanly but I always get on base due to error. Let’s say every time I bat this happens and I’m a started, so around 450 at bats a year. If I end up on base due to errors or fielders choices every time I bat, what’s my batting average and how many hits do I have?

bustloy just isn't on Vladito's level

houspie has been spotted!

Shut up

Will we ever get a prospect that isn't a bust?

0-0-0
You're heralded as a god though with multiple in the park home runs due to literally manipulating physics

.000 avg but 1.000 obp

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ok my bad...

BRUCE HOOPER

youtu.be/Du-Qp6Y3Wjo

Enjoy one of the most memorable ways to start a world series

And one of the most memorable ways to end a world series

youtu.be/6hYry9F2QRM

like harper or not, that was a fucking BOMB

I'm get boner

im happy for the royals ending their drought, but that was a terrible WS. the royals controlled that series, not very competitive

Nobody here has ever doubted hoopers abilities

It was a pretty bad world series and 2014 was arguably better from a neutral standpoint. Still tho the in the park home run to start the series off and hosmers statistically retarded but ballsy mad dash home to tie it up g5 are pretty memorable world series moments considering how stupid they were

The Phillies are the 1927 Yankees!

It’s warm, Tom Bomadil is a merry fellow, and there’s baseball.

2014 was a great WS

the royals own ya

It's sad isn't it? That just shows how much of a failure the ownership is for us.

Maybe but Machado wasn't going to make the sox into a club that could win the WS. Sure he'd probably garauntee the sox the 2019 division title but think going forward how all your money tied up to one of baseballs best looks. The angels send their regards.

my blood is set to slow cook

brewers vs cards new unis edition

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Why do you think he would guarantee a division title?

The failures go much deeper and before Machado anyhow. But you do make a good point there.

Look at the rest of the AL central.

Roylies make ya seeth?

who?

FUCK OFF

Cubs @ Rangers
Come and watch Yu Darvish's season debute

Phillies win again!!!

Based...!

nationkeks!!!!!

When does reality come brother

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Goddamn that Bryce homer. HS hitting coach here. Bryce has obviously been working on his swing. Mechanical perfection. He'll hit near 3 bills this season with a 900+ OPS.

The upcoming 4 game series with the Mariners probably.

analyze please

>jasy

what are the odds of getting into the majors if you can throw 101mph?

yeah but you traded him for bustcada

Joey Gallie is about to hit a home run off of the cubbies :(

Oh no!

kekvish

>poop darshit

>(YOU)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should the losedians trade Based Bauer to the daddies?

stay away devil!

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Speed aint shit unless you got control

Zounds! Over there is Teboq with Heims!

Cram it bozo

what?

autistros has been sighted!

Go to bed Houspie

>Is he? Dare I say it...

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Sneks @ Doyers thread

What do you think is on Recker's knob right now?

yay darvish woohoo yayy strikem all out woohoo yahhh you can do it yay go darvish!!

>What do you think is on Recker's knob right now?
Why is Recker some sort of sexual totem for /mlb/?

cubbie daddy broship stay strong brother!

Cubbie wubbie can has belly rubbie?

You guys are truly cancer.

autistros has been spotted

What are the players that are most exciting in baseball right now

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You have to be impressed by Darvish's efficiency

this is a /babytalkies/ board! babytalkie takeovie!

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>yu darvish has 6 walks in 2 innings

Oakland Athletics
Jurassic Park

Bauer now has a B+ or higher tier changeup...

do hitters even have a chance?

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oh if you love him so much why don't you marry him

LMAO POO DARSHIT'S STATLINE

I clicked over to see that, it's a miracle he got out of that 2nd inning.

twitter.com/StevensonFWST/status/1112167984129339392

Mariners
There will be blood

Phillies
Also Jurassic Park
Also, Jurassic Park

Poo Darshit lol

Heck this mean??????????

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THE POO DARSHIT CONTRACT LMAO

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AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

7 WALKS IN LESS THAN 3 INNINGS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHA

>not holding your best friend in a platonic embrace
C'mon man, it's 2019

but he was in the best shape of his life in spring training!!!1

LOLS

You fucking lardtards... cubs have such a bright future. damn! We still have have Knockout Kris, Bashing Baez, Rollin' Rizzo, Harmonious Hamels, Smashing Schwarber, ZigZag Zobrist, Articulate Almora, Barbaric Bote, Quintessential Quintana, Cryptical Contreras, Limitless Lester, and Headstrong Hendricks

Dauntless Darvish is going to bounce back easily from this.

kyle schwarbie got the power he got the speed!
2 b the best in the national league!
puttin the seeth on /mlb/ dweebs!
leave ya team in a 8 run deficit!
go schwarbie go!
go schwarbie go!
hey schwarbie what do you say the schwarbie are going to win today!

>POO darvish
tough scene

based marlins won

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CHINITO

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shut the fuck up

Fuck Stock

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get ready for him to suck in big games

>be houston
>lose

stop walking people

BASED Josh "KKK" Hader

Oh look Schwarber got another home run.

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Based Nigger Hader

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you piss me off!

poo darshit lolz

this is a /schwarbie/ board!

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7 walks lol

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cringe! CRINGE! CUHHHHHHRINGE!!

2.2 IP lol

now quintana is pitching like ass

>fat person is racist
not even surprised

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should the tards be relegated to AAA?

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IM LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER

if that faggot team was up against anyone other than the shitty rangers, the csub would be losing by 10

yeah, because 3 of their most worthless people ( I HOPE DEXTER FOWLER HAS A FUCKING STROKE AND DIES) struck out vs the most nasty relief pitcher in the mlb.

shut the fuck up jap or the next nuke hits tokyo

cubbies own ya

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darvish is forever shook after that World Series

What game should I listen to guys?

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daddies

>fat person’s blood pressure goes up
nobody saw this coming

boston and seattle it might be another shitfuck like last night

Can you do one for the mets please? Include 11-1 and the injury copypasta.

ok, but I want to credit this guy for a beautiful meme

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they just made a Giants pitcher change gloves because his was too lite.

do royals

anti-porn
luke heimlich

Trevor Bauer masters a new pitch in the offseason, strikes out 9 in 7 IP, 1 BB, 1 ER(could have been avoided if Santana fielded the ball cleanly and threw home. The new changeup looked absolutely fucking nasty, and the slider, curve, and fb looked just as good as last year.

MEANWHILE YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU took a year off baseball and learned nothing and cashed some checks LOL

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I really want Bauer on a different team though.

what team would be his perfect fit?

daddies :D

the cubbies would own ya team

how is he so based? not even joking.

wrong word

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twitter.com/Sid_Seixeiro/status/1112085458098380800
god damn grandma is a badass

I don't doubt they would beat the White Sox now. The White Sox are terrible. But they wouldn't have in hell vs Bauer. Look at the 2 games they faced him last year lol BD 911, and now he has a changeup

i bet you beat up a bowl of ice cream every day fattie

schwarbie owns all

Yu Darvish lol

Holy based

Finally a good new meme

Bryzzo owns ya
Schwarby pwns ya
Javy dongs ya
Theo trades ya!

based cubbie kun in the house!

hiya

hi how are you?

Basedball is the best sport!

Cubs piss me off

is posey a hall of famer?

yay basebie!

Time for a new thread all aboard!!!!! go astros yay!!!!!!!!!1!1!!

i know ! i only 100 posts early ! better get on it! like yu darvish did on getting his BB total up for the season

astros lose!!!!!!11 lol

thanks for ruining my day... why do you have to be so mean?

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it's not my fault theo signed a mentally broken pitch tipping chinito to a 150 mil contract that cant walk less than 7 people in 3 innings.

IMMACULATE
INNING
GET
FUCKED
METHINALS

thanks, I guess I'll commit suicide now... jerk

1st ballot

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>tardinals
LMAO

AaaaaAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>>>>>>>>>>CUSB

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Joey Gallie!!!

SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!!!!1

LMAO BASED

CSUBBBBBBBBASDSCUBA

lol the cubs suck

>cu
OH no... NO NO
>b
NO NO NOO
>s
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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gallie makin ya seeth?

gallie owns ya
n he pwns ya!!!!

methinal and pissconsin fans fuk off

>gusb

GALLIE MAKE YA SEETH

Gallie Gang takeover!

>gusb

Let's Go Gallie Let's Go *clap clap*

>scuba

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BOYSTOWN REPPIN

Position player pitching in doyers game!!

Is it, dare I say, our year?

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>gusb

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>sox lost
>cards lost

>bauer pitched amazing
>scbus LOST HILARIOUSLY LOL 7 WALKS

I BROKE EVEN TODAY BOYS

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Oh fuck this guy

>scuba kek

any team that starts their season getting swept by the Mariners is not their year

7 BB

oh you can die anytime

Still can't believe I wanted >my team to sign poo darshit

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scuba!!!!

Cubes
Apocalypse Now

RANGERS WIN

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>the royals, tigers and orioles honestly thought they had a chance to out tank us
two games into the season and already running away with it

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God bless you based rags

Royals aren't tanking. Not everyone wants to lose for eSympathy and headpats.

nashitnals comin for dat ass

tankathon.com/mlb

Jints make ya seeth

Why is Recker some sort of sexual totem for /mlb/?

Bauer Boys
Harperheads
Discord Dudes
Reckerposters
Hampleheads
ABG Alliance
DG Pissboi Squad
Psycho Gang
Baby Talkies
Woe Bros
Fangraphs Fellowhood
Inspector Godgers Society
Housepie's Threadies
Heim Timers
Men Who Makin Ya Seeth
Steakie Expansionists

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cubs fan here

nice third baseman you got there, M's. isn't that the fourth error he's made so far in this very young season?

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>Men Who Makin Ya Seeth
schwarbie and gallie both got homies!

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE MARINERS DEFENSE

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Fuck off retard

I miss Seager

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MARINONO'S!!!!!!!!!1

Mets!!! Metises!!!! YEah!!!@ go Mets@!

>red kekkies

T H R E E
H
R
E
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E R R O R S
R
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S

jesus Christ, that Dylan Moore kid is never seeing a major league dugout again.

My heart transplant can't take these kind of games.
FUCK YEAH M'S

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This is insanity!

Demote Moore to single A

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holy shit dbags, nice pitching

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Has a player ever been that bad on defense like that in an inning. Almost threw the game away on his own

you guys are crazies!

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Dodgers are up by so much they're pitching Russell Martin lol

have you never seen the alds game 5 2015... fvcking dumb fvck!

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Based

the M's themselves did it FIVE TIMES in an inning against the Yankees two years ago
youtube.com/watch?v=cohhJXkuEf0

also Tommy John, a PITCHER, once committed 3 errors on one play:
youtube.com/watch?v=bub07gwRgzY

cringe!!

youtube.com/watch?v=335TZR0ZBHA

Has three errors by the same player on three straight batted balls ever happened before today?

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How get free beer

the cubbies own ya

literally my dream girl/date

>we walk into an ihop/cracker barrel
>we eat ALL the sausage links they have in inventory(ill personally get a side of gravy as a dipping sauce)

maybe not one error three plays in a row by the same guy, but see
for 3 errors on one play by one guy

DODGE'D

anybody can have a leon lett moment. but three straight opportunities booted? Baseball never ceases to amaze.

Based fatman

wut?

>the absolute city states of mestland and dadistan

choo choo

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOARDDDDDD

i'd give anything to have your outlook on life for a week

HOUUUUUUUU ABOARDDDDDDDDDD!

>ynr those legendarily awful Rags bullpens

new thread
go 'stros

that's a no true scotsman fallacy!!!

>old thread houspie's been bumping
thank you, but I'll wait for the new one

wohoooooo!

when's the next bread?

Fucking tricked me!

woohoo

NEW

...

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh. This new thread shit has got out of control.

look at the time that other thread was made thursday. At that same time the /mlb/ thread everyone was in was only at like 150 posts. It's just to tell this guy to fuck off.

We need you now more than ever

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