OFFICIAL CHASEB OWL THREAD

Classic LA
also this dude slow as fuck

Based LA

ok over/under what are the odds?

Oh come on now, not in the middle of a Dodger game.

Why don't they just drive up and confront him? There aren't even any other cars

why is he going so fucking slow

IT'S OJ

ITS HAPPENIGN

>chaseb owl thread
>lel thread
yeah im thinking Yea Forums is back

WE BUMPER CARS NOW

This is the shittiest chase I've ever seen

/mlb/ reporting in, What's the current situation?

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HE'S STUCK
COPS APPROACHING VEHICLE

Shoot him. Kill any civilians if necessary.

he's stopped, waiting on cops to gun him down

Armed suspect driving very slow on the wrong side of the road, just bumped into some random cars and is stuck.

gib uzaki milkies

dead

TIRES PUNCTURED BY STRIP

and it's over it was lebron OH NO HE'S MAD O ABOUT THE LAKERS

How fucking hard is it to keep the light steady? They keep the camera steady

someone gonna get shot

Did he smash into a civilian car? I missed it

>Police just dragged out and threw that one driver over the divider.

red car should have backed up desu

Can he still get away lads?

oh dang the suspect is gonna get showered in bullets for sure

>got out holding knife
mad man

Imagine being the poor chap in the red car just have a guy plow into you and then an entire squad of police officers starts to use your vehicle as cover

SHOTS FIRED

SHOTS FIRED

SHOTS FIRED!
SHOTS CONFIRMED FIRED!

A 110 (ONE-HUNDRED AND TEN) MPH PITCH!

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SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED

>tfw your car gets showered in bullets and your insurance doesn't cover it

bean bags fired

Why does this only happen in LA?

wow you guys are way behind on the stream

110 mph pitch has been fired i repeat the swat member mentioned baseball

the spot light guy has fucking parkinson's or something

Happens everywhere, LA just has the resources to show it on-air.

>that instant replay
Great juke-out move, excellent agility and footwork. This guy has potential.

Inb4 the fucker is an illegal alien, gets shot down, and every civil and immigrant rights organizations throw every lawsuit at the LAPD.

this is the local news bread and butter for ratings

Do not sexualize the Uzaki

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Not sports

Resources? Many other cities have helicopters as well and yet it is always LA with the live chases

canine unit soon

just drive off lmao

doubt they want the doggo getting shanked

>chase thread on Yea Forums

Post yfw

Welcome, new friend

this guy is making a fool of these officers

I think it's the combination of nice weather, giant population and ample amount of free ways

>LYFT STICKER IN THE WINDOW

kek

kys

>"the suspect is using the knife against himself"

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guy slitting his wrists, probably some scared kid

>on the way home from my minimum-wage night shift
>some asshole hits me head-on on the fucking high way
>oh great I can't afford to repair my headlights and front end
>police officers pull up
>oh fuck they're pulling out guns
>they're using my car as a fucking shield
>oh god please stop yelling
>a barrage of beanbags is fired and dents my car
>I've been sitting here for 30 minutes
>I have to wake up in 4 hours for my next shift
>I hate my life

lel

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uh oh he's suiciding

>cops are too cucked to take any initiative because they now get fucked for every result by the media

Are there people in the other cars still?

Hello newfag. Chaseb owls are a part of good Yea Forumsartan culture. The days before reddit took this board over.

This isn't for you.

these cops are fucking retarded. If this guy runs forward they can't do shit

yes lol

>an hero during a chase

the guy in the red car must be pissed

ya that person and the thousands of others who have to sit on a major interstate for hours

why is it always LA?

awwww da poor po-po

>Drvies forward
>On fucked up tires
>Against another car
Did you not watch the case?

>drives

seething

bro, make a run for it. you know you can do it

>not milking the situation for that sweet overtime pay
get a load of this rookie

>Drvies
drivies to the chaseb owls?!

Spell checking is for casuals.

Please sick the dog on him.

cope, my projecting friend

I meant literally running forward

Literally why rush it if you're them?

>commercials
BOOOOOOOOOOO

oof, big yikes at being this big mad lmao get well soon

LAfag here. Is it over?

ty reddit

>commercials during a standoff on the freeway
This is peak america

thx for the gold my dear

if only a company were the official sponsor of freeway standoffs

basically. theres always that 30 minute stalement where no one does anything at the end

ya guy cut himself

>LAfag
kinda redundant

>Sea world food fest
Are they selling the animals for food now?

Think I have an idea for gook moot

He probably doesn't know if there are police in front of him, and even if he does make a break for it, he has to outrun the police, lose the helicopter and then somehow avoid the dogs the police sick on him.

when they were talking about a guy slitting his wrists as cops looked on were they talking about this guy or a previous episode?
I couldn't get it all because I was paying attention to actual SPORTS

thousands of people need to get home

I know but the police are completely fucking up if there aren't police in front. All hell could break loose if they don't and he runs forward with no K9 on him.

you're implying that they care

>this replay
Jesus Christ, just box him in, you're only going like 15 mph

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>What sort of charges would this guy face?
>Oh god...

They already shot him so I doubt he's going to bolt now.

FUCK I missed it
Anything good?

imagine getting out of the car and begging police to shoot you only to get shot by a bean bag, freaking out and retreating back into your car, only to slit your wrists. slowly ending your miserable life.

>implying he's not just some drunk LA spic

if this were the 90's the chase would have ended 20 min ago

*sip*

We need to mic up cops for these situations. Imagine live on-field coverage right now. You could literally pay-per-view this shit.

now THAT was a police chase

I think the appropriate sentencing would be letting the drivers in this jam give him the ol' rodney king

>We now go live on-field to Erin Andrews with the driver of the vehicle. What do you have for us, Erin?

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ya i remember some guy blasting he head off with a shotgun in the 90's during a police chase. put out some banner about HMOs being in it for the money or some nonsense, i was probably 10 at the time. good times

>That casino commercial
It was like a video game.

i saw this live as well. you forgot to mention he tried burning himself in the car with his dog before getting out and shooting himself. poor doggo burned to death inside.

>I'M GETTING STABBED, BACK TO YOU JOE

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>Trade in your mother in law sale
What the fuck?

JOHN CENA

>not being able to trade your nagging in-law in your state
The absolute state of flyovers

lmao all those people are fucking idiots. Why would you just sit there? Mash the pedal and get the fuck away.

>Having in laws
What's it like selling your soul to a she devil for an organic flesh light?

LGTSS...

>the 5

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>guy drives a volkswagen during the chase
>cuts to volkswagen commercial

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Holy shit, all these commercials

The officers have evacuated anyone close to the scene. She literally just said that.

Don't have any in-laws but if i did it's nice to know i can trade them

What if they caught him during these commercials?

there are no people left in the cars anymore. in the first fifteen minutes there were, but they were probably told to get down as the cops used their vehicles as cover until it was safe to extract the drivers.

illuminadi confimr

I meant they should have boned out right away instead of getting caught up in this.

>work an arduous shit job all week
>Friday night
>finally time to relax and not want to die for once
>asshole boss says he'll fire you if you can't finish some project for him to pass off and get credit for so you're stuck working extra hours
>driving home
>already it's night time
>some asshole is driving on the wrong side of the road and crashes into you
>dents your grille/hood
>swarm of cops surround you yelling
>stuck their for hours until guy commits suicide by graphically slitting his wrists and throat
>"I Love LA" plays on the radio

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i see my city on there, bet you can't guess which one :)

Put a fucking jacket on that kid, lady

hilarious i live nearby here should i try to get on camera

>JU5T

Why don't they just sneak up up real quiet behind the driver and put him in a sleeper hold? I could do it no problem.

>reddit shit
filtered

>62 degrees
>Needing a jacket
Why are people in warmer climates made of glass?

why dont they just barrage him with beanbags

WHAT DID THE GUY SHOUT? I MISSED IT.

Kek, what did the guy say that was inappropriate? I didn't hear it.

they don't want him to get too comfortable

>how would you plan a chase?
>what vehicle would you choose?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y71IAFU8NVo

this guy managed to get away

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>filtered
plsno

oooo the Empire Center, i went to the REI there once oooo

Because you can still kill the guy if you hit him in certain parts of the head with enough force.

Is it over bros?

parking structures and bait and switch under overpasses do wonders, especially with a lead over ground pursuit

>Doyers fans about to get BTFO
Based

>it's an all female anchor team
These hens always ask the dumbest questions and make the stupidest comments.
Where the fuck is Stu??

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was it ISIL?

>bullet proof windows
>sturdiest wheels off road and on road
>drill a hole in the car directly into the gas tank, have a barrel of gas in the back seat
>snackies

i dont see a problem with that

>that cat
Absolute unit

Was that a cat that just ran across the road?

doyers winning though lad.

dodger stadium is actually on the other side so the people leaving wouldn't hit that traffic

so what's happening now?

did he really cut himself?

stu's just as bad, repeating the same cop lingo shit

Hahahaha holy shit

OFFICIAL CHASEB OWL LA CHANNEL RANKINGS

1. KCBS/KCAL
2. KTLA
3. FOX11

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99. Univision 34

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99999999999999999999999999999. NBC4

Its escpecially noticable when one of them has fat tits and and thicc anus. he other is skinny and flat. The big one bullies the other one

You don't because you're a keyboard warrior. The LAPD would have to deal with a PR shitstorm if they killed the guy without cause.

fucking do something

these sissy chases we have today wouldn’t be able to hang in the more physical 90’s era

>drivers have been evacuted
When?

If you want physical, watch some chases from Brazil where the cops act as Judge Dread.

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It'll only be a shitstorm if the guy is a minority, which is probably the case.

based

It's LA, of course it's the case

>tfw I lived through a chaseb owl IRL
Any of you remember a few years ago the guy that drove into the Port of LA and climbed the crane? I was supposed to work that ship that night. I got sent home with 4 hours pay kek.

pic related

ktla.com/2017/08/16/authorities-pursue-stolen-suv-in-long-beach-area-for-third-time/

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Wrong people hate assholes that tie up traffic. I'm anti LAPD 90% of the time but if they killed this guy so people could get home I'd be ok with it.

dat dude ded

Underrated post

>we will never get another dorner situation ever again
Truly the best time I've ever had on Yea Forums when he was on the run. Only time I've ever seen everyone behind one person on here too

fun fact a few years back in this same area there are train tracks right below the freeway inter pass. a truck got stuck on tracks and a train hit it spreading massive debris all over the place shutting the freeway down

>cant corner the dorner
2013 was peak bro culture

>Dodgers choking
>fans have to deal with wrist-slitting emo blocking traffic on the way home

KEK

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>*deep voice*
>feel
>dream
>believe

really hate ads lads they're cringe

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One of the most surreal moments there ever was

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who /stu mundel/ in here?

ya i thought that at first but you can literally just take the 134 to the 170 to avoid that mess

this dude is holding up thousands of people from getting home holy shit

it's just a prank bro, chill

>this beaner with the cell phone
the absolute state of kcal

>Look for videos from a guy who had great compilations of ROCAM chases
>Find out he deleted his account and no one reuploaded the videos.
Fuck

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He is white Armenian
Felix said so

>mfw calimigrants are turning denver into this

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They're asking him the stupidest questions
You watched the fucking video we know how slow he was going

Then everybody does this and you still end up with a traffic jam

THEY SHOT HIM

BREAKING

A pedestrian that was walking by the scene just shared a photo of the suspect

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>get's out of the car
>broadcast ignores it
>commercial break
FUCK THIS SHIT

IT'S OVER

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>white guy
Figures

>Less than leathal force
The guy is even more retarded than the women.

HE'S GONE ROGUE

WHITE GUY APPREHENDED

IT'S OVER

/pol/ppets BTFO!

HE'S SPERGING OUT

HOLY SHIT

top kek definitely white

He got shot up good.

What is wrong with that?

LOL it was a pasty cracker the whole time

I'm guessing schizophrenic having a delusional psychotic episode. What's your motive, Yea Forums?

Obviously he's white. They would have shot him the first time he got out of it was a minority.

Obviously, Black people try and evade police by foot and Mexicans either kill them or just give up

Didn't get his tendies

>LA
>white comiting a crime
>latinos and others just chilling

wtf? I hate Donald Trump know

I put 20 on Trump supporter who found out he was going to lose his health care and was blaming immigrants.

>That Latino thanking the news team for keeping them informed and the police for keeping things orderly.
Backwards time universe.

See next Police Chaseb Owl Yea Forums.

FUCK I JUST GOT BACK PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE HAS A WEBM PLEASE I BEG!

>being this new

Get off this board you fucking retard

retard alert!

trolled :)

retard spotted!