/afl/ Saturday

who /dabloos/ here?

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WHY

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kek here's another one for you lad, you'll need it this year

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Basedbane tbqh lads.

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What does /afl/ think about ?

would unironically watch aflw if it had better waifus if i'm honest with you

I only waifu beautiful feminine women tbqh, the AFLW is a perverse monstrosity.

that's exactly my problem with it

it does though

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But a beautiful feminine woman by definition wouldn't be in the AFLW. Being in pro contact sports goes against the nature of a beautiful feminine woman.

people would unironically pay to go watch aflw if they made it like lingerie football

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only if no one has a go at me when i whip my cock out for a craft wank

Shit tank

It's killing itself. We only need to wait.

When I was a kid I would have a wank when the womens tennis was on, even the ugly ones it didnt matter as long as they had nice legs which of course they all did

put 17 cents on carlton

This desu, it's going the way of The Footy Show: Self-destruction by means of shameless PC pandering, and alienating and betraying the people who actually liked it to begin with.

If you managed to crank one out to Sciavone, I'd be very impressed.

for me, it was the sleepover club

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Watch local leagues then. I want to watch top league athletes go at it - that's what the AFL is for.
The AFL isn't a promoter for fucking grassroots football for women.

based Richo

I just want it to be over with. I wish clubs did a premier league on it.

anyone here got Kayo? is it worth it?

What is Kayo?

I wouldn't worry about it. The expansion clubs this year and last year will ensure it dies a quick death within the next 3-5 years. Can't sustain interest in a product that's getting worse year on year.

Yeah got it last week. It's well worth it to have so many sports but when it comes to the footy, last week it was broadcasting a match via Fox Footy then this week it was streaming via 7 and then switched to Fox Footy after the game so it looks like it skips the BT segments sadly. Just depends on if you care about the side stuff that much otherwise it's fine.

It is such a fucking waste of money it's unbelievable they even considered it. Female leagues exist at the grassroots level, but they're never going to be like male leagues because the game was designed for males.

That's when they manufacture controversies and destroy all evidence that it supposedly happened, and then let the media run away with it as a means to promote AFLW while denigrating sexist toxic masculinity or something.

women need CTE too

I think the reason the AFLW has more injuries is because their bodies aren't suited to contact sports. And also that they've never had to learn to protect themselves and bodies through schoolyard fights, school sports, etc. They fall, but they never learnt how to brace that fall.

women have a smaller portion of the brain dedicated to spatial awareness

Exactly, yeah, their bodies aren't made for this sort of thing

why are women so fucking worthless? name me one fucking thing they are good for other than raising kids and even that most of them fucking fail at

yes i am a incel

Having sex with?

afl.com.au/news/2019-03-29/mcguire-forced-to-apologise-after-onair-gaffe

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get a sex doll, it won't cheat on you and then leave you

[spoiler it sill hurts [/spoiler]

for me watching women's footy is simply viscerally and naturally wrong. it's the same feeling I get while watching women's UFC. it's like seeing a woman destroy her body with alcohol or drugs. every evolutionary impulse is screaming at you that these women should not be in this situation due to exposing their reproductive system to a strong possibility of damage. the male body is no where near as delicate. and these sports are not purely about skill but are arenas of simulated warfare.

I have no problem at all with women having their own league and the right to play at what they perceive to be "the highest level". What I do have a problem with is that 1.) their entire league is subsidised in part by the men's league (how empowering, to be funded by men) and 2.) that 1 (ONE) season into this league's existence after the 2017 inaugural season, with lacklustre, lopsided games and pitiful scores and only a few female "stars" that you could probably count on one hand (some of whom leapfrogging more suitable candidates to commentary positions in the men's league), they decided they weren't being paid enough and renegotiated they pay for the 2018 season. Even then a few had the audacity and entitlement to vote AGAINST the pay increase because they wanted a better deal.

You can deflect all you want with braindead "lol incel" replies but could you imagine a Men's Badminton or Squash league trying to position themselves against Men's Tennis and DEMANDING air time, comparable pay and the attention of a player's awards (AFLW wanted to infiltrate the Brownlow and hold it with the Men for a time) It's laughable. Not to mention the fact that the Men's league is essentially subsidising lesbian locker room grooming which is rife.

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absolutely based

Well said

Apologising is for cuckolds.

this

lol incel

>tfw my my entire week is centred around waiting for the footy to start

>intelligent posting?
>on my /afl/?

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guys I think the indian girl at my local Dan's has a crush on me, she smiled and waved at me while she was collecting trolley's in the sun then it looked like she rushed back in, took off her bucket hat and opened a register to serve me. Asked what I was doing this weekend and of course I mumbled some autistic shit as she said "see you next time!"

What do? I'm willing to risk my liver for some of that dark meat.

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Ask for her number or ask her out. Then come back next week and tell us how it went.

the so called "netflix of sports" kayosports.com.au/

>lesbian locker room grooming which is rife

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$25/month, I'm not made of money m8

Interesting. I think I'll pass though desu

I'll stick to stream sites in HD now that I have based uncucked NBN

not possible, failure would mean I could never go back to that Dan's again and this is a walking distance Dan's mate.

Yo nerds, newfag here, aight, nerds, speckled, pimply nerds, help me out here, nerds. Righto nerds, last year vipbox was beast when it came to free streaming it doesn't seem to be up still, any know-how nerds like yourselves got access to free streaming links, post below.

Cheers nerds, and sorry for calling y'all nerds

VIPBox is still up fag, apply yourself

essendon are FINISHED

cuck lmao, who cares if women get hurt you don't have a chance with them anyway and you mean nothing to them

pfft. The effects of sport have always been exaggerated by soccer mums.

bummers are pathetic

>criticising the toss of coins
still, the reaction is more retarded than Eddie.

Need a stream lads

vipleague.lc/1-essendon-bombers-vs-st-kilda-saints-live-streaming

I admit I am of inferior intellect to you, can u please provide me with the specific vipbox url, atleast to the main site, cheers

I always thought that CTE was focussed specifically on the NFL and boxing because of the jarring effect of the pads+helments and the 16oz gloves the repeated head beatings. In AFL you cop a decent head knock and you're done for the day thus reducing your susceptibility to sustained, repeated damage unlike handegg/pilowfist

>their entire league is subsidised in part by the men's league
That's exactly my problem too. It's a parasite.

It gets worse though. It's even being pushed on talkback radio, even though people turn it off because the segment is BORING. Why are they doing this to themselves?

That's a problem with all sports regardless of gender actually..

Yeah I think that health issue is more a gridiron thing. Even the NRL doesn't have it that badly.
Hell I play Lacrosse and I thank that is more dangerous than either of those sports.

the best remedy I can offer is to vote with your wallet and your attention. Pay them no mind, pay them no money. It's like they (the AFL) didn't realize that half decent numbers in 2017 were just people turning up to see something that's new, granted the TV numbers are worthless because there is no revenue netted from broadcasts AFAIK

Yeah 100% I feel like people think the pads and helmets give a sense of security and they throw themselves (literally) head first into contests over and over.

I wasn't expecting Essendon to be this bad this year

both these teams are FINISHED

What if that's the woman you're destined to marry and have children with though? You would willingly defy fate?

>failure would mean I could never go back to that Dan's again
why?

Did anyone actually buy the "bummers will be good this year" meme the media were pushing?

25 DOLLARYDOOS!? After food and piss I don't have that kinda money.

I didn't buy it but I wasn't expecting this shit

>bucket hat

disgusting

God I hate how cucked Triple M has become. Is there any good radio stations left?

>1.5

Fuck's sake St Kilda

>1.6

nah a reasonable person would've thought they'd be decent, pretty good list, surprising indeed

I fucking bought it, I fucking WENT ALL IN ON IT. ITS TO LATE TO SELL NOW IM HOLDING TILL 0

>1.6

If it's destiny/fate then I'm merely a passenger and we'll end up together regardless of my decision or non-decision

autism and an inferiority complex derived from passive-aggressive parents leading me to believe there is always something going on behind my back that I'm not aware of and I'm the butt of a joke. That and social embarrassment. Although, I went there drunk once just before closeand kicked out two abo's girls who were stealing and I was quite loud.

tbf it's pretty sunny here and you gotta take care of the looks, might even be mandatory like the hi-vis she was wearing.

I see this years new rules are really paying off.

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essendon are DONE essenDONE

So many football players have "anxiety" these days.So many people in Australian society have "anxiety" it too. When are we going to realise that this is a wider sociological problem and not a psychological problem of many individuals? There is something in our society that is making us anxious en masse. The mass anxiety is a symptom of an unhealthy society with toxic conditions, it is not something that many individuals are afflicted by for whatever personal reason.

I'd be anxious if I were an Essendon supporter, they're looking awful this year.

NEED that spare change to top up the transport card, PLEASE be a scrappy match

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Stream for Essendon Saints game where?

>Yeah 100% I feel like people think the pads and helmets give a sense of security and they throw themselves (literally) head first into contests over and over.
Mate I've had issues with Lacrosse the last few years. The helmets and padding do not do shit if cunts line you up and deck you.
The thing about AFL is that you aim to avoid that in the rules. In lacrosse you can get away with it to a degree.
Though that said, you can get hard front on contact in footy that is as bad as I've had in Lax (though not nearly as common in footy).

firstrow1.eu/watch/720555/1/watch-essendon-bombers-vs-st-kilda-saints.html

I am watching your sport.

essenFINISHED
FINISHEDdon

thank you for watching our sport bsa

Pretend not to give a fuck. You're may be crying inside, but if you make that Indian bird think that her rejection means nothing to you, it'll be a whole lot easier.

Easy, like a match against Essendon on a Saturday afternoon.

>It's like they (the AFL) didn't realize that half decent numbers in 2017 were just people turning up to see something that's new, granted the TV numbers are worthless because there is no revenue netted from broadcasts AFAIK
Well there were some people at AFLW games this year too, but only for like one game and it was at Princes Park (so maybe they just wanted to go there for nostalgia - don't know why because when I went there in 2002 it was a shithole)

Hands in the back rule was stupid. I'm glad we threw that away.
People have been angry about the change in rules since early 00's. It got rid of the Jacko v Carey type of battles.

lmao those two bombers players running off for the bench

>Easy, like a match against Essendon on a Saturday afternoon.

cheeky cunt m8. I'm no Adonis but I definitely look at her and think "I could take it or leave it" maybe that's the vibe she's picking up on. I'll definitely update my /afl/ bro's of any further developments

what a fucking clown show essendon is

Plus they're slugging each other in the face every game and not being called on it.

Because people are afraid of the future of this country thanks to the past few decades of mass immigration of incompatible cultures and races. But admitting this out loud causes the groupthink hivemind of NPCs to try and ruin your life. So everyone bottles it up inside causing these psychological problems we see rising these days.

Fucking St Kilda, bummers should be 40pts down

All the best m8, you're better than you've been convinced.

Thank you

are you the BSA who was BONES posting a few years ago? If so, you my nigga. I'm a Corbin fag now though

fucking hell bombers are already tanking and it's only the second game

>lesbian locker room grooming
As opposed to the very heterosexual arse grabbing and fingering on the field in full view of the camera?

Nothing gay about a little bum play with the lads after a big game mate.

>watch the poort game or based frasier
tough decision, lads

GWS have bummers 1st rounder

he's talking about straight or maybe bi-curious girls who just want to play footy getting legitimately groomed (which isn't fun at all) in the locker rooms pre/post-game. Disgusting behaviour.

I SHALL NOT ie SHANT be watching anymore essenDONE games

kek
KeK
KEK

Do you reckon Dylan Shiel regrets going to essendon?

someone better tell them

As opposed to the sexual harassment that happens on the field in men's games?
>straight girls getting groomed
No such thing. They're not straight if that happens.

Nope. Not sure what BSA means either. I just saw a game one ESPN2 in the middle of the night about a decade ago and liked it. Then I saw Geelong beat Hawthorne at the MCG few years ago when I was in Melbourne. I want to try to really get into this year.

the only thing holding this Bomber's group together was Woosha's heart and it's given up the ghost kek

twitter.com/AFL/status/1111871326908608512
Okay which one of you was this?

>straight girls can't be turned
lol incel

BSA = Big Strong American
please watch our sport

>McKernan

Cynthia is an amazing woman. Courageous, humble and inspiring. She does not deserve to be spoken about on national television in that way. No one does
This is even more patronising than anything that dickhead McGuire says.

>0.4

you have no understanding of what grooming is and it shows

I thought the aflw was on tomorrow

Delist everyone and salt the earth at Tullamarine. Fucking hell we're an embarrassment.

Bombers really want Hird back

considering Victoria will be under Sharia Law within 10 years I have a business idea;
the player who has the least disposals/impact on the game (by whatever metrics chosen) receives 20 lashes at Monday morning training and has to pay a Jizha tax

Then why the fuck was talkback talking about it rather than about the games today? Jesus.

Also Essendon bombing out of the 8.

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da fookin bloos

That fucking mark... holy shit.

(((It's a mystery)))

great mark at full extension

I'm all for this.

You can't groom someone who has no biological sexual inclination toward that sex. If you're fostering that then that means there was always the potential to be bisexual.

I miss the silver carlton jumper

OH WHEN THE SAINTS.

>he's talking about straight or maybe bi-curious girls
the state of your reading comprehension

Aints better not blow it from here.

Jesus, I have a mate telling horror stories about Bomber Thompson and Essendon the last few months... perhaps he wasn't talking shit.

Saint Kentucky, you here lad?

>in b4 aints choke it away

C O M E B A C K
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where's cuntuckey at?

Story time, user.

nah mate, navy h and white a are the best

also da fooookin blues getting the W

>Saint Kentucky
kek I've had that trip exposing retard filtered for 2 seasons totally forgot about him

spill the goss lad

drop heppell he's shit

Worsfold is such a crap coach. Any competent coach would have won more than 1 premiership with wc in the 00s

A truly straight woman is at the end of the day not going to gradually habituate to finding women sexually attractive under any circumstances. If she does then she was never straight to begin with.

>mate lives near Bomber
>says he's seen police around his house many times
>says he's seen bikies around his house too

He also said he once saw Ricky Nixon on his balcony half nude.

OH SHIT IT'S ON IN THE BOMBERS GAME.

The absolute state of Essendone

High scoring game. Liking this.

>you're straight unless it happens, then you aren't straight lol
again, the state of your reading comprehension. I can tell you had a woman cheat on you with a woman and your autistic mind can't cope

>No one has ever become confused about their own sexuality under psychological pressure from an authority figure.
Sure thing.

>I dated a girl in uni once but I was just confused, I'm straight now.
lmao @ your life

>you're straight unless it happens, then you aren't straight lol
Yes?

Already liking the pack contests this year. Good rule change.

a simple reply from a simple mind.

based fred poster

>Stringer
Got him on a string ey

based samefag poster

Soft deliberate free.

>spergs sperging during the game
feels like home this week lads

>Yea Forums's understanding of human sexuality

What the fuck was that?

I only post Fred dard

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white is boring as lad. Silver could/would look nicer with proper material (Nike are fuckin dogshit) but I still prefered it to the generic white.

I also liked the light blue one.

Why are neither of these games free to air?

>that spray
Hook kick in front of goals?

Reality Cunt on eternal aborted narrative watch.

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Carlton don't look that bad desu, bit too open defensively but good pressure and movement

>get BTFO so hard you resort to passive aggressive green texting
sad

Because stupid people running things.
I mean, you'd think they'd want to promote the sport.

Of course, they need money to spend on AFLw :^)

Hurley looked like was about to cry there.

who is more feral on 5AA call back, Crows or Poort?

Getting a little bit sick and tired of my pissing scat big ass futanari nhentai searches appearing on the Chrome homepage.

>we've got shiel la
>just etch our name on the cup la

premiers by 2025 lad

my man, good to see you.

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poort, always poort

Just give the hip to BASEDbane now, no other teams can even come CLOSE to touching them this season.

firstrow1.eu/watch/720556/1/watch-port-adelaide-power-vs-carlton-blues.html
>Carton: 26
>PA : 14

This Saints Bombers game is amusing

>lazy nigger tries to steal a goal after doing fuck all all game
Typical

Does anyone have the post where he ripped into St Kilda then they beat essendon by a few points? There was a nice summary screencap

on bigfooty i read, "who's going to be wooden spooners this year"

one reply was, "does carlton still have liam jones," and we just saw what he meant

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Jones again.

Activate it

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>Bread and circuses never caused problems for Rome

WABA you here mate? That chubby redhead at the Telstra shop absolutely eye-fucked the shit out of me and my new haircut yesterday, be afraid.

>Gil activated
>Curnow goes down with his knee immediately
Wowee

The curn has been burned.

>Letting Essendon back into this
It's an Aints game alright.

Very good if you like what is on fox sports but don't have foxtel

No trivago girl???
BURN EVERYTHING.

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biz idea: kayo but on tv so you don't have to deal with rubbish streaming.

Business idea: The Brisbane Lions revert back to the Bears

>Brilliant ideas
>Ever
Someone ban this guy

Cripps for brownlow?

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>non NBN pleb
>would have to deal with adverts instead
sad

she's a slag anyway mate. probably had at least 30 cocks

business idea: blow me

Keep going in when you know she's rostered on, if somethings going to happen then maximize the chances that one of you asks the other out

he's never going to win a brownlow i can confirm, walsh however, still has hopes

Nah the dude carries fucking Carlton.

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Heeheehee stop tickling my bumhole I'll hoo hoo hoo oh no if you keep HNNGGRR HNNGGRRRR *SHART*
oopsie :)

why did it take so long for a club to pick up gibbons?

not really, cant kick a goal to save his life

>Why was your brother the better twin?

Also that collisions making me rethink about CTE.

based

EXCELLENT post

she has those kind of eyes mate.

im in the cbd now tbqh

>nrlel is bored so they come to a THRIVING, CARING community
it's ok lads, keep your heads up

/rug/

did cane kornes ever make it to be a firey?

He's not very fast and can't kick all that far, I'm talking 40m limit

based Wabeezy, get loose and post pics again m8

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Yeah, and he quit a few months later

PA v Carl is a good match.

>Metallica

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but yeah he looks like a very good pick up

>1%
Yeah, subtle.

carl looking spooked

>Sports related posts

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Cronulla Riot 2.0 when???

Looks like the lead singer from static X.

>>>/rug/

We only cleanse Greeks and other wogs on /afl/

Port have really shut off Cripps.
Rockliff is flying.

3-5 years if the current trend continues

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What did eddie even do/say that meant an apology?

>Carlchoke

>people who fuck up the toss should be fined
The person tossing was a cripple.

Dons coming back.

carlton on choking watch

Made fun of a coin toss without knowing the girl was a cripple. Their response was far more patronising
>Cynthia is an amazing woman. Courageous, humble and inspiring. She does not deserve to be spoken about on national television in that way. No one does

cuntrys gone fuckin soft m8s. shouldn't have to apologise for that

>blues
>choke
they're just shit mate

They're definitely not a 4 quarter side.

Lost legs in rice paddies *helicopter noises* SOME FOLKS WERE BORN *gunfire* YUUUAAAARRRGGGHHHHH

>They're definitely not a 4 quarter side.

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how quickly they forgot the cripple last year who flipped the coin and it landed under their wheelchair wheel so they told them to roll back kek. honestly why should he apologise? He'd say the same thing of an able bodied person. I thought the cripples wanted equal treatment but can't handle the normie banter? pathetic.

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Reckon I hate Richmond and Hawthorn more than Collingwood now.

www.drudgereport.com

Honestly, I don't really care.
It's a non issue.

Probably wasn't her that got upset. It never is.

>cuntrys gone fuckin soft m8s
country's always been a pack of soft cunts mate. the "aussie battler/hard cunt" persona is nothing but a larp

yeah spot on was mid scratching my post that it's probably not even the handicapped who are "outraged" it's the leftists NPC's clamouring over each other to be seen as virtuous

A man has been stood aside from his job (commentary duties) because a few obese purple haired cunts got on twitter and pretended to be upset so they got attention.

fuck Victoria, nuke will come soon. People like Eddie who are targetting like this need to go on the offensive.

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I'd stick the coin up my bum and shit it out tbqh

Umps don't seem to be paying out too many frees today

>A man has been stood aside from his job (commentary duties)
He did it himself

wrong, people used to care about each and not give a fuck about the hard shit in life, the media and PC culture has destroyed this. I can tell your parents didn't beat you hard enough, Victorian parasite.

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>People like Eddie who are targetting like this need to go on the offensive.
But it's eddie, seeing him lose it Optus last year was 10/10.

>PLEASE PRAISE US BIG STRONG LUFTWAFFE

>volunteering your neck knowing the current state of public/political perception
jumped before he was pushed and don't pretend it's not the case.

I used to think he was a faggot but I think he's just a dumb autistic cunt with a heap of money who loves footy and loves Collingwood, can't fault him for that.

a kid in me class in yaer 2 did that one time.

didn't see him again after that. wonder how he turned out

i agree with him most people dont give a shit, its media who does, and what mad cunt becomes a journo? none only the pussies do

How was that cheapy on the don bloke?
How was that not a report? Punched him in the face.

carlton looking finished

Fold St Kilda for even giving them a sniff. They should be at least 50 points in front if they weren't complete shit.

probably not too bad considering he shits money

He's like any big man in any club. His club is just 100,000 members worth unlike normal small clubs.
It's great seeing them at grounds. Makes em less like celebrities, more like big club people.

That said, Iggz fans have had issues with him for decades. Those tears were delicious.

everytime i take a swing of diggers metho my liver hurts and so does my heart i think the fucks changed the composiiton

Rommel clearly didn't realise we already took Hell here. It's called WA.

I feel like Jeff Kennett is far more inflammatory that Eddie ever was or could be. Maybe that's just the Vic echo chamber though. Iggz fans have the shortest memories and attention spans of any club I've ever been near, their entitlement is egregious.

st kilda on choke watch

Unironically burn St Kilda to the ground if they fuck this up

Yeah, but members here at least talk to their board members in rooms post game and have a beer with them.
You don't seem to do that over east much.

>that handshake with MTW

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They're notorious for it.

>I thought the cripples wanted equal treatment but can't handle the normie banter?
it probably wasn't even the cripple who was complaining. normies love to speak on behalf of others if it's for social points (see black lives matter)
>I can tell your parents didn't beat you hard enough, Victorian parasite.
i'm on your side mate. i want this country to restore its dignity but at this stage it's long lost.
for fuck's sake why do white people teach themselves to hate their own race fucking hell it's infuriating

i swer on me mum if st kilda slip...

is there anything left at moorororoabbabababin left to burn?

Fags.

it was an eye opener for me as >heave ho to see just how much Vics/Magpies looked down on Iggs (who are seen as the upper class chardonay club of the West) when they went over for the Grand Final.

yeah i retracted what I said about the cripple it was definitely some foaming at the mouth green haired lesbian. Also, you'd be surprised how many people harbour resentment for Victoria and what is happening there politically it's like QLD, WA and even SA woke up at the same time to their Chinese money driven bullshit.

an empty plane hanging full of fags and empty syringes

>see just how much Vics/Magpies looked down on Iggs
Yeah they copped a reality check with the flight tickets.
It ain't easy funding the iggz.

the only time i’ve been to melbourne i got called a mooksie by a drunk woman in st kilda

And TISM
youtube.com/watch?v=JwI2NrVYqIE

>TISM
I'm On The Drug is a childhood favourite

The one that killed River Phoenix?

I think the liberals are leading the country in the right direction. What we want basically is a Chinese style totalitarianism and this way we can atleast get rid of most of the homosexuals and television and radio sodomy.

accidentally smoked meth from an escorts meth pipe yesterday and 69d here

complications?

no this fookin rain is going to ruin my bet

What we really need is less law really and the ability to shoot wogs on site.

elite post

damn McGrath got BTFO

HIV, Herpes, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea

nah the one that Hillary had in his veins

TISM thread?
youtube.com/watch?v=sJGvmBiNiDY

based

youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdpAVIHgo

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Can someone explain to me the Collingwood hate

Problem ranking.
Sodomites>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gooks>Jews>Blacks>Arabs>Wogs

I think Pie fans are the worst cancer than all of those combined.

Easy, it's jealousy. I don't support Collingwood but it's pretty clear that they are the most successful and best run club in the afl

did you ever watch Rockwiz on SBS? I couldn't help but think the dude who held up the scores in that show was in/associated with TISM after I saw this video and the guy who holds up the song name sign @ 0:33

>Rockwiz
F.

I once went on stage for Spicks and Specks live once.

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brisbased loins tbqh

lol

BASED and lucky
>dat Spicks and Specks era Myf Warhurst
unfff

bahaha could you imagine being this dude right now?

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>hurr we're the hard knock side
>end up making more money than many clubs combined
At least the Iggz don't pride themselves on lies. We've always been the west coke eagles and have always known about that.

Has anyone ever asked you why you post this?

it's a proxy fag who then samefags to manufacture ire lad pay him no mind

based

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>bummers

Oh, well that's disappointing. I was hoping we genuinely had a man from Cameroon shitposting in /afl/

>Saint Kilda on top of the ladder

Chad*, not Cameroon
Sorry everyone

haha fucked up your shitpost lad

skin really hurts lads

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You didn't answer my question la

Stupid free kick.

>At least the Iggz don't pride themselves on lies
how can you pride yourself on lies?
>Gardiner fucks Embley's missus so has get traded
>Cousins and Chick going to brothel's meth'ed up every Wednesday night for years
>flat line Fletcher
>Kerr running laps of an oval in a full suit and setting a house on fire
>Cox and co. getting into the Niche Bar "powder room"
>Chick bikie links and bouncer getting put into hospital
>the John Kizon links
would have to be the worst club culture in the last decade and a half and Woosha played dumb. At least the bummers were injecting shit to try and help them with footy not recreational shit.

>Cameroon
>Chad
the state of your geography, you have to be pretending to be retarded

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the best part of this Aint's vs Bummers game is that the Bummers looks like shit and lose and the Aint's look like shaky after a win which doesn't inspire confidence.

Are port going to lose? Get fucked

>John Kizon links
You have no idea how much more fucked it was.
There's a reason why there is a focus on family.

Stay classy, poort adlayd

I have suspicions, I had a mate who started working at Metro's City just a bit after the shooting. He said half the reason it became an Asian hotspot was the gooks couldn't read the bad press lol. Care to shed any light? Maybe we can put a few threads together.

OH WHEN THE SAINTS

I like routine

who will choke harder?
port or carlton?

Snitches get stitches.
But I will say it was so bad the club realised it had to do something because the cops weren't touching the problem.
Hence the family focus now.
Subiaco is a seedy hole.

Saints aren't decent the Bombers are just that shit.

Fair enough, carry on.

t. larper pretending to be in the know

Someone get the holy water PLEASE

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I wish.

The ABSOLUTE SHITSTATES of essendone and pooort

Please watch our sport.

UP DA FUCKING BLOOS

carlton literally can't choke, if you lose and you always lose you're not choking

figures, I've seen cops take bribes on tape inside Metro's City

What are the hip clubs in Perth now? I haven't gone out in years.

That's one nightclub. Northbridge is amusingly chaotic. Wouldn't have her any other way 2bh.

>Goal scored with 5 seconds left
>Clock stops at 1 second left
>Have to go all the way back to the center and bounce
Will never get this

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>that gay flag

What's the cutoff point? Sometimes ten seconds is enough.

All dying ay. I think insurance is being a faggot to clubs.
Ambar closed up and since then I've struggled to find any good club. Heard rumours of raves.. but they seem innocent.

This isn't very holy.

Fags are killing that club ay.

that wasn't touched port are being robbed openly

>amusingly chaotic
great way to put it, I lolled when they built the new cop shop on Roe street right near Metro City. Would you believe the French owners wanted to demolish it and turn it into a hotel.

Why is St Kilda the gay and woman club?

Melbin to get up after Walker called out Dangercunt on his bad juju not replying to texts from "best mates"

They can't be the "good at footy" club.

Haha time for another Geelong 200-50

imagine having to fight for a win against Carlton lmao

Mate, that northbridge link did nothing but make northbridge a bigger hole covering the entire CBD.
East end is a bit dead though.

Sexy septs confirm the state of Poort, rev up 5AA soon

repeating digits

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how did cripps future best player of the league, fall to 13th in the draft?

Has the Footy Show been axed yet?

No idea how the iggs let him slip but >we got Sheed and that turned out alright.

Nah, I think it just needs another revamp.

Fucking hilarious Essendon's season is already over after all the hype surrounding Shiel, lmao

based woosha taking out the competition for us

media is already running damage control with
>Week 2 of The Footy Show was always going to be tough for them
bullshit but I can't help but think the higher up's want it to die by moving it to a Wednesday timeslot competing against the vastly more popular The Front Bar.

I guess this is what you get when you co-opt a cripple tennis player in a wheel chair, a recovering gambling and alcoholic in Fev and a 4th rate ""comedian"" in Lehmo plus a woman to talk about football. Honestly, I chuckle to myself every time I think about who the fuck approved a wheelchair bound person to a FOOTBALL show, that cunt can't even go offroad. Footy Show was DOA when they added the woman when Sam and Eddie were still there trying to compete with the NRL footy show, at least Erin Molan has a modicum of enthusiasm talking about NRL

it's too white desu

and there's only 1 cripple

>Darcy Two-Dads
>Sam Two-Dads
>Sam Second-Father
What's the deal with all these players in sports these days with multiple dads?

easy;
>the state of modern women

S

WATTS DOWN
lmao
>in b4 green whistle

based

disgusting

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what happened

Cats looking a bunch of freshcunt tonight lads

RIP Watts

his foot got stuck under a player

Thomas tackled Watts and Watts' ankle got caught underneath. Broken leg/ankle probably

see
he right foot was wobbling hard on the replay wouldn't be surprised if it was a lower leg break very close to the ankle

Wonder what Jack will do to cheer himself up.

unluggy uce

oh look, it's bitcho Melican, the paedophilic cancer stealing OC and contributing nothing once again. What are the odds?

May's first two plays as a Demon was missing a mark and getting hit in the face by the footy, and kicking the ball straight to Joel Selwood.

IF YOU CAN'T WAIT TO SEE BRISBASED ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISH NORF TOMORROW GIVE ME A HELL YEH

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I check replays occasionally but I have no idea what's going on. they used to live feed them here some time ago but it stopped sadly and I hate streams

Elitemons just won the trade.

HELL YEAH

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I am a true believer in AFLW, mainly due to the fact /crows/ win everything and it gives me lots of joy to see the full force of fresh/pol/'s impotent fury. kek, Friendly reminder it's not going away. Ever.

Someone block the entrance to the West Gate bridge before its too late

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what happened

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Heck yeah! Was a flipping amazing afternoon watching the Sainters play in the AFLM this arvo against the Bombers.

Bad luck Bombers, GO SAINTERS!!!!

HELL YEAH

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DA BLOOS getting up would be amazing just for 5AA

anyone got the picture of straff in the front rows at the game?

Essendon supporter, failure, virgin etc...

legitimately couldn't give less of a fuck about them playing, don't see why it matters, no one watches tv so its not like they're taking air time from something else, fta is just reality tv garbage anyway so more sport more better

5AA meltdowns are pure kino

I got you brah

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Based

was under the impression Port were good

ultimate kek

What a day that was. Hilarious

Reminder Est. 1997

Who /Jane/ here?

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Second biggest game of the year and he's on the aisle seat with 2 seats spare next to him kek

Don't ever post my ant again

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all my OC, who else /pillarofthecommunity/ here?

>vastly more popular The Front Bar.
It's already getting shit. Fucking TV and PC obligations.

fuck poort are garbage

the hardwick one is easily your best work

Actually wasn't that annoyed about last weeks lost to the lions. Part of me wants a resurging lion.

>Raining
It's over Cats win by at least 10 goals

Why didn't you go watch your team play today?

fuck does someone have the Straff pic at Kmart it's missing from my collection for some reason

I agree. I don't watch Front Bar either but boomers like my Dad seem to gravitate to Mick Molloy for some reason, probably >le based Auzzie Crackerjack or some shit. I would rather watch that on repeat compared to The Cripple and Virtue Show though. It's funny to see they got a "based aussie" like Molloy front and centre, a half aussie chink and an emasculated white though. Who would have thought that you could turn a Footy Show idea of Trev at the bar, into an entire show format lol

Wasn't as bad as I was expecting desu.

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Because Basedbane aren't playing until tomorrow m8

>having to fight for a win against carlton
poort are done

How bad are they and the tiges ay.

I like Sam Pang to be desu.

I liked that Up The Guts show last week. Lawrence Mooney is one of the better personalities Australia has

braaaaaaaaaaapppp

>turn a Footy Show idea of Trev at the bar, into an entire show format
Trev was the only good part of the footy show.
Before the Game was better.
Even better was the Western Front - F.

reckon brisbased’s year la

Whatever you say Lawrence

chances bummers make hird coach again and get back on the gear?

He's the only one on that show that played AFL at a decent level, like U18s level.

I grew up in the Glenn Robbins/Santo Cilauro "The Panel" era and Pang just feels like a cheaper, less talented rip-off, to be fair he's had some good moments on HYBPA

season over

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port power is my favourite team ive been to a couple of their games with my poppa its his favourite team too

based pang fan

Based Elitemons amirite guise

I'm looking at 5/5 at this stage, vast improvement on 3/9 last week

>we don't need hogan la we have weideman
lmao

>petracaca

ELITEmons on GODLY TACTICIANS watch. Saving energy early in the season so other teams underestimate them and they win the hip from 8th. Truly no other team can even compare to the MELBOURNE ELITEMONS.

That Sportsbet early payout if 12 points or more was free money, bookies too kind

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at least they didn't get our hopes up this year d3su

Ouch, looks like his right foot... left *ba dum tss*

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Is 186 on the cards?

>Melbin

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...

I'm in love

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>muh malcolm turnbull guy
na I think you are a dumb cunt.

Is this Prosh or something?

Looks like a bloke desu.

Depression is so widespread it is now a sociological issue

Petracca too busy writing his AFL Hall of Fame speech to even bother trying to take plebian chest marks

whats on channel 7 now some gay marvel movie

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Depression is a symptom of a shit system, not a real body health issue. Humans don't like this environment.

did I say "comedian"? no you absolute fucking retard, I didn't. I said "personality". If you're unable to parse basic fucking English you're in no position to call others dumb.

>7 playing capeshit instead of the footy
well fucking done

watching john carter atm myself, desu this is one of those cases were the books are far superior than this adaptation although it does have it's moments.

OH NONONONO

>muh impersonation man
na not my cup of tea cupcake

Which one of you fags did this kek.

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see
everyone is depressed because the body knows deep down (read Power vs Force) it's in an environment that is unhealthy and we've lost sight of the fact that feeling bad in a certain situation/environment means you should remove yourself from that situation/environment.

btw

Iggs are FINISHED

now THATS funny

Who's having a bet tonight? Any hot tips lads?

based semi tradition cob

mass depression*
Australia has one, iff not the, highest rates of anti-depressant medication in the world. No, let's not consider what's happening at a societal level to determine what's making us depressed. No, let's just treat it as millions of isolated incidents that have nothing to do with a toxic society.

I'd be on anti-depressants if I were a Melbourne fan.

Agreed (on both points)

FINISHED:
essendon
melbourne
sydney
west coast

I was on anti-depressants for a long time and I was on the verge of going to ridiculous doses/meds and to be honest I wasn't even than bad. I did what I could, lost 30kg, got my diet right, started getting outdoor exercise and they still put me on that garbage. It's just a pill pusher system we live in. Get everyone doped up, it may cut off the bottom 1/4 of your pain but it definitely stops you from feeling the top 1/3 of fun, anti depressants are so powerful they even over powered me triple dropping VERY strong pills and I only got a mild buzz. I wager the Hebrews are to blame for this.

>smellbin peemons

geelong good or the demons just shit

>remove yourself from that situation/environment
this is the answer, but also what TPTB ultimately want. Remove yourself from the vicissitudes of human interactions and you're much happier, but without a social safety net you're much easier to control. I've barely spoken to anyone outside of work in a year and removed all social media bar this shit hole, I'm mentally the best I've been feeling in years, but probably completely fucked if I got sick or something.

With that said all I do is drink, watch shit, sleep and play guitar so I'm probably "depressed" by some headshrinker's definition. Subscribe to the blog below.

business idea:
any AFLM losing team that scores equal to, or less than, an AFLW winning team get's pack raped by the Sudanese community in their state to show solidarity against racism.

It all starts with personal change and the personal desire to improve. If you want to change and improve, you will, and the tablets are just a hoax. How you describe anti-depressants is exactly what happened to my brother. He got off them pretty simply; I taught him good strategies to control his emotions and how to calm himself down, and he took himself off the medication and he's perfectly fine. If an untrained unprofessional plebian like me could treat ""depression"", what the hell did his psychiatrist do besides push him onto these pills? I protest the Hebrews are of cause.

The anti-depression medication lobby is almost a big of a fraud as AFLW.

the right can't meme

the only person you have to make happy in your life is yourself mate. If you want to avoid all social media and detest the current state of social interaction then so be it. It's your life and your choice. I'm a problem drinker myself but only on the weekends as I've curtailed it in recent years after a shit relationship that wasted some of the best young years I had. plz subscribe to my blog for updates on me trying to woo an indian Dan Murphy's cashier

good advice, it's all on me I know. I weaned myself off reducing the dosage in managable increments. The only thing I have left to defeat is the alcohol jew (I beat the weed/LSD/porn jew) I move between hopeless and hopeful like everyone I guess.

could be worse, I could play for Melbourne.

/afl/ - /soc/

There's an always a silver lining and a light at the end of the tunnel, good on you m8. Things can always get better, and they do, like Carlton's midfield.

having faith in Carlton makes you stronger than anyone on medication IMO

watching masten trying to tackle is embarrassing

peegles stream anyone?

I went to HS with a young gorgeous slut that Masten was fucking, I am still jealous he was in between her amazing thighs I used to perv while we lined up for Film & Television after recess.

pics?

>Film & Television
state of the australian education system

>tfw brad sheppard gets to fuck scherri every night

Hate worst cunts but I got a fifty on them and peelong to get up

seems like basedbane is the most cherished team in /afl/
cherish that lad

She's so wooden, how'd Sara Olle get the gig at fox footy?

imagine her at 16

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women have zero passion for anything (other than chad)

>another 500 poosts
/afl/ on thriving community watch

>Oliver kisses another player on camera
>but fuck those lesbian grooming gangs in the AFLW
lol

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>still mad he got BTFO by Aussies and BSA's
>caring this much
lmao

Got him on a string lads.

shut up cockhead

where's the gorgeous slut we were promised?

who's this dude?

based closet homosexual samefag

Let's get this badboy to 1000

>/nrl/ on 359 posts in 3 days
>/afl/ 500+ posts in 7 hours
oh nononono

a guy with a big cock doesn't have to tell people he has a big cock lad

SEETHING nrlel faggot

wrong, I had a vivid memory of being in high school yesterday walking across the oval between classes and a girl said to a guy "so I heard at (so and so's party) you have a big cock and the guy said "yeah, if there weren't so many people around I would have shown you" and they girls fucking CREAMED. sucks 2 be u lad.

so your telling me he didn't bring it up?

you will learn grasshopper

get adam goodes down for it next time do ya reckon

>so your telling me he didn't bring it up?
no, you inferred that based on no information

>an appeal to authority argument
>on the flying fishing board of a Nepalese basket weaving forum
wew lad

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Doing alright, if you're doing H2H bets just do them on Sportsbet while they've got the 12-point-lead-at-end-of-each-quarter early payout. For tomorrow I'm just thinking the best bet is on Sportsbet under "Wire to Wire", any other result @2 since it's probably not going to be a huge margin given the rain happening overnight and the fact that Norf were uber sloppy last week. Would only chuck a small bet on Basedbane because it's hard to trust them after just one round and bookies probably honeymooning them.

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new thread when?

Oh yeah also a cheeky tenner on Blues for the women's finals; no way women are gonna consistent in a finals kek

If the giants win i'll win a $100 multi. Pick up your fucking game!

ok google, find me a new club

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>peemons

Stats tell the story.
Demons ""forward line"" is just a shambles

>4 inside 50s
>4 goals
just lmao

kek

KEK, Melbourne got like 11 I50s in a row for a few behinds

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