Day of the truck
/hoc/
Shall
poor puppers
Shaln't be posting in this thread. Shame on you OP.
I'd say I'm sad but Coyotes are horrible animals.
They're like foxes but even more brazen, fuck 'em I say.
Figures the one game I get right is the one I wanted to get wrong
How are the refs treating you now, yotes?
They'll scream ref puck
Positively BOILING
Bing Bing!
you're going to regret this op in about half an hour
why are the nights sucking pen0r atm?
Incredibly seething
meme magic doesn't last forever
Gary didn't rig it for them this year.
Fleury is injured
F the sunbelt
Starting to like the Brassard trade desu
REST IN PISS YOTES
Game fucking over.....
BOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU FUCKING WHAT MATE
youtube.com
Swedes pls translate
the cheeky Avs announcer is mocking the Coyotes goal call, how low can you go?
same happened at the end of last season
most dangerous lead. just watch, newfriend
can /hoc/ sink any lower that animal abuse?
/cric/ abuse
Does it even matter who makes it in? Both teams are going to get blown the fuck out by the Flames
GO AVS GO
For me its giving meme magic to the coyotes
Shots girl at the bar I pregamed at had tremendous jacks lads
Is it animal abuse when it's against pest animals?
Because coyotes are pests, plain and simple.
All life is precious user. All life.
even aids viruses?
He /gritty/
NOOOOOOOOOO
I WANTED MY LOVABLE UNDERDOG YOTES TO WIN
I'll give you aids in a minute
>mad
>at sparkledogs
maybe put some real wire around your chicken coop next time
>newfriend
Your balls hadn't descended yet when I descended into this hellhole
Shall be cracking out the expensive whiskey today lads.
I haven't changed my underwear in 5 days
Do you not live in an area with coyotes?
They dig through my trash every fucking week and I can't do shit about it because my city has to "approve" of trashcans that I buy.
Had some welsh whisky last time I was in the UK, Penderyn or something. Decent stuff. What's your tipple?
Smell-o-chan when
Am I really the only Canadian ITT?
>my city has to "approve" of trashcans that I buy
that sounds like your problem right there. anything'll get into trash if it can. raccoons, foxes, stray dogs
>want the golden kniggers to win
>they don't
can you "cup contenders" not even beat the mild?
You're the only Canadian in Canada
It's trash, user. Why do you care if animals dig through it?
Raccoons definitely do too, the difference is I haven't found dead cats in my front yard because of raccoons.
I got a nice expensive Yamazaki imported.
Enjoy
>coyotes kill cats
Sounds pretty based to me.
They kill shit in my front yard like squirrels and cats and then I have to clean it up.
Niggy the coyotes are a young and rising team. Real talk the avalanche should be winning this division if they didn’t shit the bed in overtime
>St. Cloud is already eliminated
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the only time we've ever beaten them was in a shootout
>my team would win if they didn't lose
I hope the coyote watches you cleaning up his mess like the good janny you are
Dogs aren't hockey related but if I had to draw a parallel to any hockey players id compare dogs to your Reaves, your subbans, your okposos. Just deserve to get pounded right into the fucking dirt
I'm not going to leave cat guts and bones in my yard, user.
somehow i expected it to happen
but still LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
91753722
not gonna respond to a w*jack poster
t. lives in mom's basement
Why not? It'll warn off other cats and stop all the mindless killing
>live in Arizona
>Occasional Coyote walks around
>doesn't bother anyone
Ehh..
You ever let corpses pile up in your yard user?
It's not a pleasant smell.
Shut the fuck up faggot
You ever heard of febreze?
Febreeze gives you cancer
Cats leave all the other smaller animal's guts all over the place.
Feral cats are a worse pest than Coyotes. Coyotes are willing to eat rats too
Everything gives you cancer these days
I clean up my dog killing rabbits and squirrels, last thing I need is even more pests in my yard.
So is it over for the Yotes?
Hmmm you are a shrewd one
If they lose here it's gonna be a massive uphill battle for them.
There will still be a chance but it will be completely based on how much the avs lose in their last 6.
Wish I had cancer
It has been for a while. Don't fall for the memes.
Grubauer is the goalie the Avs needed. Varly has never been consistent.
Drink fabreze
That's too slow gimme dat Ebola shit
Ni ether has Grubauer
He's just had a hot March, unlike Denver itself
Can I huff it?
yeah, but >you don't deserve him
It's been like 10 minutes and Shitsnet still doesn't have their scoreboard working.
what if you had rabies
Should have resigned him instead of holtmeme then
Eat my ass bitch
no, I feel good about samsonov and copley. I just wish gru had gone to a team that could win
>watching the ducks
Why?
I almost wish the Caps didn't win last year just so I could make a joke about him leaving a team that never won, but here we are.
Fuck off retard Avs are still the youngest team in the league
>yotes outplay avs 5v5
>beat by 2 power plays
Are teh Avs able to beat the flames?
one of the gayest too
I'll let you off the hook if he gets another one in denver
...and?
If Rittich continues his streak of letting meme shots in, maybe.
what happened to slick willy karls'son?
Dumb frogposter
Obsessed and seething
This is the most original post I've ever seen in my entire life, well done gentleman
DOGS DOGS DOGS
You of all faggots should know it takes time to develop a cup winning team
AWOO
One of the gayest not THE gayest (Carolinig)
Boiling
AAAAAAWWWOOOOOOOO
you now remember Maxime Comtamére and the Hordes of Genghis taking over the steppes of Canada, looting and pillaging and leaving altered DNA all over their path
cope
yeah, time in which you have to sign new contracts and trade players.
even if we assume the avs get it all right, gru could be long gone before you win
How old is OEL at this point anyway?
why do you have to be like this vegas?
27. Which stinks. He wasted his career with the Yotes. Fucker should have went to the Ducks. But he's getting tons of white teen pussy in Scottsdale. And he can't resist.
>he's getting tons of white teen pussy in Scottsdale
source?
Sharks getting all the losing out of the way so they can dominate the ploffs
They have one of the best cap situations in the league. Oh and they're drafting Hughes or Kakko. You're talking out of your ass.
*die in first round again
playoff mode, engaged
Man one of the nice things about being a yotes fan is not worrying about injuries.
I don't even know any names on this team.
My balls are hanging really low right now
Sharks are a pretty gay team too
just when i thought we wouldn't first round exit this year.
M8 it's just >us. Stay calm and focused
>
>
you wont' bea first round exit because the mild aren't even going to be in the playoffs this year
maybe i'm jumping the gun a little but after the last 2 awful games this one felt good. especially nice to see Monahan scoring again.
Keep the eye on the prize. You might get lolirado and then vegas. Get to the finals
Don't pull the goalie too early
i hope that is the case but we seem intent on doing it again
Fucking finally
YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS AHAHAHAHAHAHA
SCAAAAAARRRRR
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ASS
AAAAWWWWHOOOOOOOOO
salmon burgers tonight lads
Fucking really
6v5 goal against all season and it happens now
Yotes are honorary snowbelt and not gay
oh fuck off, you got 2 goals against the best power play defense
Man, whoever gets the playoff spot I think it's going to come down to the last game the Avs play.
Based yotes
>honorary snowbelt
in your dreams
FUCK THE RELOYOTES
FUCK THE GRAVEL PIT KNOWN AS THE GREATER PHOENIX AREA
AND FUCK
NIGGERS
>most important game of the season comes down to O/T
just fucking shoot me
Arizona is fucking resilient. Three point game niggy
does Arizona play this ot up tempo or do they do that skate it out and tire them out shit
This >were desert belt
OH NO NO NO AHHHAAAAA
THIS IS WHY THE YOTES NEED TO RELOCATE TO MILWAUKEE
MILWAUKEE COYOTES WOULD BE SUPER SUPPORTED AND SELL OUT INSTEAD OF ARIZONA SHIT
Arizona is non-existant
This is the most yotes fans I've seen in my years on /hoc/
If I’m arizona, hold onto this and get this game done. Win and you are just one point back of Colorado. Only issue is that your playing calgary no matter what
based.
>Avs OT
Just end it already
You're still up a point or 3
when the NHL expands to 36 teams it would be a good choice.
Ain’t a yotes fan, but I am a certain weeb /hoc/ hates a bit. They remind me of my team a bit without lee
Because this game went to OT the abs will remain in the playoff spot regardless if they win or lose
We're not yotes fans. We're anti-Avs fans.
And besides, it's always fun watching some shit gutter team overpreform
Congrats Arizona
You played yourself.
Sounds like you should visit /hoc/ more
stay based islels user
No not really. They are just one point back
>anti-Avs fans.
wew yikes
imagine being anti-small market team just because there's a couple autistic falseflaggers here
"crossin' the highway late last night
shoulda' looked left and he shoulda' looked right
he didn't see the station wagon car,
fox got squashed and there you are"
>We're not yotes fans
speak for yourself
no one likes the Avs except Avs fans
>kuemper vs greubauer
Who you got
Imagine "liking" any team but your own
You sound like a faggot
Be honest, who actually ahs a chance to beat the flames in the first round?
Yotes and Avs would both be swept in 4
Avalanche are a fun team tho. Mackinnon is a talent and didn’t need duchene anyway
Stars have beat the Flames many times this season
>Didn't choke in the first minute of OT
I kinda like a handful of teams unless they are playing mine
memeout
Go back to playing on your switch, bud
Grubi
flames will decompose in the playoffs, Avs could beat them, but it will definitely be 6 or 7 games.
>the biggest game of the year for the Avs and Yotes comes down to a shootout
GIVE THE YOTES YOUR ENERGY
Get a life you pathetic cuck
shootouts suck lmaoooooo
Don't even own one bud
>playing video games past 18
shiggy diggy
Wouldn't have it any other way desu
awoooooooooooooooooooo
Fuck you you gave them anti energy
Cancelled!
All energy redirected to the Avs.
dogs down
jets are winning 2020 stanley cup. keep crying idiots
memeouts suck
>assvs
at least youre past the duchene curse
yotes lose. They're terrible in shootouts
Why are strawberry starbursts so fucking elite lads?
awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~~~~
Back from dinner lads. what happened tonight? yotes died?
Yeah sure maybe tell patrick fortnite laine to stop cizikas in front of the net when he’s like 5 inches away from him
Kinda lame win, but hey, it counts.
Go Avs!
EAT IT SPARKLEDOGS
I missed the shoot out because my pirate stream stopped
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
another young prospect wasted away in the southern soilers
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Arizona is still just two points back. Still gotta give them credit to come back down 2-0 late and get that point
>DU wins
>Eagles winning
>Avs win
Colorado wins again
Hey Knights and Blues fans.
You can thank the avs for your playoff spot.
Three points back
That was a fun game /hoc/. Imagine the Stors suddenly go on a 5 game losing streak, then both Ass and Yotes make it
Actually no now they are 3 points back because I don’t know how to math. 85 points v 82 points
yayyyyyy my avs won, suck it underdogs!
thats ok, after just this one singular game i never want to hear tysonnash's stupid voice again. somebody move him to the minor league. i miss Auntie Raanta
>feelsguy edit
NOOOOOOOOOO
MY UNDERDOGS
HOW COULD THEY LOSE TO ONIONS
It's better than being 4 points back because 2 wins and 2 avs losses puts them in the lead.
the Stors will go on a 5 game losing streak maybe even 6 games because they are literally the definition of failure and the Yotes at least deserve to lose in the first round more than those twats
Comfy game Yotes
Sorry bout your luck
I would prefer it over the Stors making it desu
That is true. You still have life on your hand, and face the wild next. 4 games left and you need to get them if your the yotes. For the avalanche they just need to keep their pace up
Grub is a fucking unit
the Stors have never will do the cup for else
stop whining fag
Keep huffing Sam Shitsinthewoods
Fuck every hockey team except for NHL Jets and WHL ICE haha
>st louis clinches 7th playoff berth in 8 years
I don't believe this and I don't care if it's true
RIP Kootney
Can the knights do everyone in the west a favor and actually win this game?
Anybody wanna play nightcrawlers
R.I.P. Coyotes.
I was really rooting for >you guys.
One step closer to Blackhawks elimination day
OH NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the absolute state of the Western Conference
Fuck me, I got literally every pick wrong...except for Avs/Yotes which is the one game I was trying to jinx by picking who I wanted to lose...
>feasting on snes, detoilet, devlels, buff, etc
Wow it's fucking nothing
why would you pick ducks to beat the flames?
God damn, dude.
>One OTL is all it will take
based and easternpilled
u will bs were decent this year
Probably gonna jack off
>it's another 3 point game
lmao'ing so hard @ pedosotans right now
>feasting on LA, Anaheim, Vancouver, Edmonton, Chicago, Minnesota (EVEN AT HOME), Dallas on the road, St. Louis for most of the year...
>watching on nhl website
>advert
>for aihl
the fuck, when did they start advertising this?
I picked everyone I thought would lose m8. I got every single one backwards except the one that mattered.
They're probably tailoring the ads for you based on your ISP's location.
I'm assuming that this is the Australian Wildposter whose flag fucks up periodically.
the basement teams in the east are worse than the basement teams in the west, you can see this from looking at the standings for 5 seconds
"No."
>bettmanouts
its pretty comfy
Soon, there'll be nothing but shootouts.
At the end of the day nothing we do here is real, it's all just 1's and 0's
yeah thats me.
They beat the Shorks
And it gives /hoc/ something to do during the offseason, thank god.
why are spics so cancerous?
Yes but everyone wants the wild to lose.
Hell even the wild want to lose and miss the playoffs even if they don't realize it.
>hating on marble olympics
BIG yikes
Virgin Australia hockey
vs
Chad Canada GT20. Face it idiots. It's NEVER BEEN /hoc/ vs /cric/. It's ABOUT SNOWBELT DOMINANCE
why don't you make a cool edit like that for the Devils? You have the hot dog cowboy for the Pens, this on efor the Coyotes, can't you make on efor the Devils?
Chase/standoff happening in burrito town
If knights win I wont be completely wrong
What's >your AIHL team?
>86
Dubs and vegas ties it
Why don't you do something for yourself you lazy twat
Miss my mom lads
Dear Bracket:
twitter.com
they still have an outside shot
I know, but still...
fuck you knights
fuck you subban
fuck niggers and fuck jannies
>girlfriend convinced me to go to yoga today
>there were 5 other dudes there and they were all taller than me and i’m 6’4”
>first time ive been the manlet of the group
>gf has been sorta distant ever since
is she going to fuck one of those dudes
she already did
vegas gonna get ass raped first round desu
Hey, don't talk about lil nibba like that.
miss your mom too lad. might give her a call tomorrow.
Tfw I follow this page but your posting of it still brought a smile in a time when things really aren't good
Vegas let me down I was wrong on all the picks I purposefully picked wrong and the Avs won.
Not enough Wild fans in Vegas
>yfw you realize that Toronto hasn't clinched yet and could still potentially miss the playoffs
>Tfw I follow this page but your posting of it still brought a smile in a time when things really aren't good
I don't care what anyone else says, Bracket is fucking wholesome.
You must have mistaken me for someone who asks twice for what he wants
HAHAHAHAHA
*has a 46+ goal season in your path*
I like the tweet that they have pinned.
That one's feisty.
based golden showers driving bracket faggot to suicide
Nah I'd never get that sad over hockey. The hard times are from other sources but they always get better eventually. See Goodnight /hoc/
>tfw I can't follow a twitter page posting cute shit themed after >my team because it'd just be people losing their homes and getting swept away by flash floods and crying about their dog drowning and shit
One of these days Grecian...POW, straight to da moon!
night bracket. you big ol' faggot.
Night, fren. Hang in there.
Imagine what it would be like for blackhawks fans
Use the pig from your mascot silly
Go to fucking bed
>regresses to 30 goals when Marner fucks off because Dubas has no money to pay him
Thinking about staying up past midnight
>"h-h-he'll be shit next year... i swear!"
Tavares is a Marner babby, he would be NOTHING without him
he'll go back to islanders numbers. yes.
Oh no, the analslime mighty faggots got their asses turned inside out by a rag tag team of Junior A has beens that couldn't cut it in Florida or Pedosota so now they're playing "professionally" in vegas. I say that in quotes because because they've basically got a residence there. The golden knights are the criss angel of the hockey world and their fans look like Penn jilette if he couldn't afford a stylist. And they STILL embarrassed the ducks. Now the resident "not mad" sunbelter is gonna talk about anything *but* hockey (as usual for him here, partially because he doesn't know anything but not entirely tonight) because he wants to vent since his fucking manatee of a "wife" probably forgot to make his fries "animal style" or whatever the fuck
Marner will stay and get paid. A lot.
It's Kapanen who's going to split and take his production with him.
Okay. This is based.
SHANNON!!
The post that saved /hoc/
for me, it's hoping to never see the mild or the blose in the playoffs, because we cannot beat those fucking teams. shall dab on the sharks again tomorrow though, in the losing streakb owl
IS A FAT FUCK
t. his team gets btfo by the golden knights
lad, you are absolutely going to get assfucked tomorrow.
yeah, i'm thinking this is based
Based
All sunbelters, tripfags, and trip orbiters will hang.
How do you figure m8? The teams have played 13 times, and Vegas has dominated. The Sharks have won just twice in regulation. Last season’s playoff series went to Vegas in six games. The Golden Knights won two of three in Vegas and two of three in San Jose.
This season, the Golden Knights have won two of three, outscoring the Sharks 15-6 in the process. Vegas is 1-0 against San Jose since the trade deadline.
The Golden Knights have chased Jones from net five (5) times.
>laffs
So the same he’s been producing?
How many different mental illnesses do you think are represented in this thread
this sort of negativity should not be allowed on r/hockey
And regular season can mean jack shit coming into a series. The sharks could just as well come against the knights with more step in their game and beat them.
which is why i included last years series stats
the knights might be on a 4 game skid, but the sharks are on a 7 game skid. stay scared m8
Depression here!
>*click*
>...
>*inhales*
>... okie dokie
Ass Bros it's been fun but were still not gunna make it thanks to the Golden fags. Were losing to the blues 100% and losing to the sharks 100% in that last game. Wild and yotes are gunna have a 3 point game 100%. Its just not happening and you can thank our shitty fucking overtime
please more of this that ties the bald faggot to his fellow faggots in fagolina
>91755941
holy seethe
every fucking game is a 3 point game it's actually infuriating
M-me too
kys cringenigger
t. faggot
Falseflagging doesn't work when the team is in a different country you fucking retard Sam
sorry your team sucks.
have fun with burns, kane, and the other shitty contracts the next five years now that your window has closed. kiss your pretty boi karlsson goodbye too kek.
Not falseflagging
>implying i ever liked karlsson
lad your team is in a worse spot than the shorks this playoffs and you know it and you are unironically scared.
For me, it's being secure enough in myself and >my team that I don't let the seething shitposters get me down.
Goodnight, /hoc/.
Jets fucking suck
>shorks and reddit knight fans beaking each other for three straight weeks
this should be interesting
Shut up
totally wont be a series where reddit battles reddit :^)
>knights win 6-0
>sharks win 3-2
>knights win 7-3
>sharks on a 7 (seven) game losing streak
how are the knights in a worse spot? they literally own your team. look at literally any game the two teams have ever played. it's either a very rare win by the skin of your teeth, or more likely, a game where the sharks have been utterly bleeown the fuck out.
tomorrow >shorks cement home ice advantage on your nig nog tendie and your season is over.
i'd love if san jose did beat the knights because it ends their posting for the entire playoffs :)
luckily the sharks fan at based reddit and hfboards already know they're fucked.
what the fuck is fries animal style
"or whatever the fuck" leaves it pretty open ended
imagine literally unironically losing seven games in a row
how does that help with autistic screeching here?
gonna take a stinky tavares, lads
Cheese fries with bacon on them
>come back from ban
>ctrl f - sam
It's almost like you guys are the ones with the real mental illness. How fucking paranoid do you have to be to think every time someone calls out; the NuHL for pandering to social crowds, gary for ignoring hockey markets for larger markets, retired players for bitching and moaning about their lack of savings, the decreased physicality in the sport, the emphasis on advanced stats, uncoordinated posters, attention seekers, or any combination of the above; it's a single early 20's poster from the middle of no where?
Have you considered medication? Have you considered taking a break from the Internet? I like to poke fun at nontraditional markets, cheer for the Jets, and drink beer. Simple as.
t.sam
is this your 2nd personality sam you dumb schizo
>m-muh home ice
imagine your franchise having their longest losing streak since 2013, while you're seething at a team that has had your number for the only two (2) years they've existed.
t. schizo zoomer shit
BUY
MY
BOOK
this is a good post, sam.
just here with your hard-earned (you)
based
welcome back samuel
you went the distance
>early 20s
Lol get back on the meds
imagine having the league's lowest save percentage and thinking you'll have a chance in the playoffs.
now go get your animal style fries
okay hold on i'm imagining it
sam show us your cock
howdy
Based and patrician Grecian
rent free
for me, it's working at reddit hq with my fellow sharkies fans
Grim grim grim