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Day of the truck

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poor puppers

Shaln't be posting in this thread. Shame on you OP.

I'd say I'm sad but Coyotes are horrible animals.
They're like foxes but even more brazen, fuck 'em I say.

Figures the one game I get right is the one I wanted to get wrong

How are the refs treating you now, yotes?

They'll scream ref puck

Positively BOILING

Bing Bing!

you're going to regret this op in about half an hour

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why are the nights sucking pen0r atm?

Incredibly seething

meme magic doesn't last forever

Gary didn't rig it for them this year.

Fleury is injured

F the sunbelt

Starting to like the Brassard trade desu

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REST IN PISS YOTES

Game fucking over.....

BOOOOOOOOOOO

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YOU FUCKING WHAT MATE

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Swedes pls translate

the cheeky Avs announcer is mocking the Coyotes goal call, how low can you go?

same happened at the end of last season

most dangerous lead. just watch, newfriend

can /hoc/ sink any lower that animal abuse?

/cric/ abuse

Does it even matter who makes it in? Both teams are going to get blown the fuck out by the Flames

GO AVS GO

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For me its giving meme magic to the coyotes

Shots girl at the bar I pregamed at had tremendous jacks lads

Is it animal abuse when it's against pest animals?
Because coyotes are pests, plain and simple.

All life is precious user. All life.

even aids viruses?

He /gritty/

NOOOOOOOOOO
I WANTED MY LOVABLE UNDERDOG YOTES TO WIN

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I'll give you aids in a minute

>mad
>at sparkledogs
maybe put some real wire around your chicken coop next time

>newfriend
Your balls hadn't descended yet when I descended into this hellhole

Shall be cracking out the expensive whiskey today lads.

I haven't changed my underwear in 5 days

Do you not live in an area with coyotes?
They dig through my trash every fucking week and I can't do shit about it because my city has to "approve" of trashcans that I buy.

Had some welsh whisky last time I was in the UK, Penderyn or something. Decent stuff. What's your tipple?

Smell-o-chan when

Am I really the only Canadian ITT?

>my city has to "approve" of trashcans that I buy
that sounds like your problem right there. anything'll get into trash if it can. raccoons, foxes, stray dogs

>want the golden kniggers to win
>they don't
can you "cup contenders" not even beat the mild?

You're the only Canadian in Canada

It's trash, user. Why do you care if animals dig through it?

Raccoons definitely do too, the difference is I haven't found dead cats in my front yard because of raccoons.

I got a nice expensive Yamazaki imported.

Enjoy

>coyotes kill cats
Sounds pretty based to me.

They kill shit in my front yard like squirrels and cats and then I have to clean it up.

Niggy the coyotes are a young and rising team. Real talk the avalanche should be winning this division if they didn’t shit the bed in overtime

>St. Cloud is already eliminated
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the only time we've ever beaten them was in a shootout

>my team would win if they didn't lose

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I hope the coyote watches you cleaning up his mess like the good janny you are

Dogs aren't hockey related but if I had to draw a parallel to any hockey players id compare dogs to your Reaves, your subbans, your okposos. Just deserve to get pounded right into the fucking dirt

I'm not going to leave cat guts and bones in my yard, user.

somehow i expected it to happen
but still LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

91753722
not gonna respond to a w*jack poster

t. lives in mom's basement

Why not? It'll warn off other cats and stop all the mindless killing

>live in Arizona
>Occasional Coyote walks around
>doesn't bother anyone

Ehh..

You ever let corpses pile up in your yard user?
It's not a pleasant smell.

Shut the fuck up faggot

You ever heard of febreze?

Febreeze gives you cancer

Cats leave all the other smaller animal's guts all over the place.

Feral cats are a worse pest than Coyotes. Coyotes are willing to eat rats too

Everything gives you cancer these days

I clean up my dog killing rabbits and squirrels, last thing I need is even more pests in my yard.

So is it over for the Yotes?

Hmmm you are a shrewd one

If they lose here it's gonna be a massive uphill battle for them.
There will still be a chance but it will be completely based on how much the avs lose in their last 6.

Wish I had cancer

It has been for a while. Don't fall for the memes.

Grubauer is the goalie the Avs needed. Varly has never been consistent.

Drink fabreze

That's too slow gimme dat Ebola shit

Ni ether has Grubauer
He's just had a hot March, unlike Denver itself

Can I huff it?

yeah, but >you don't deserve him

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It's been like 10 minutes and Shitsnet still doesn't have their scoreboard working.

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what if you had rabies

Should have resigned him instead of holtmeme then

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Eat my ass bitch

no, I feel good about samsonov and copley. I just wish gru had gone to a team that could win

>watching the ducks
Why?

I almost wish the Caps didn't win last year just so I could make a joke about him leaving a team that never won, but here we are.

Fuck off retard Avs are still the youngest team in the league

>yotes outplay avs 5v5
>beat by 2 power plays

Are teh Avs able to beat the flames?

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one of the gayest too

I'll let you off the hook if he gets another one in denver

...and?

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If Rittich continues his streak of letting meme shots in, maybe.

what happened to slick willy karls'son?

Dumb frogposter
Obsessed and seething

This is the most original post I've ever seen in my entire life, well done gentleman

DOGS DOGS DOGS

You of all faggots should know it takes time to develop a cup winning team

AWOO

One of the gayest not THE gayest (Carolinig)

Boiling

AAAAAAWWWOOOOOOOO

you now remember Maxime Comtamére and the Hordes of Genghis taking over the steppes of Canada, looting and pillaging and leaving altered DNA all over their path

cope

yeah, time in which you have to sign new contracts and trade players.
even if we assume the avs get it all right, gru could be long gone before you win

How old is OEL at this point anyway?

why do you have to be like this vegas?

27. Which stinks. He wasted his career with the Yotes. Fucker should have went to the Ducks. But he's getting tons of white teen pussy in Scottsdale. And he can't resist.

>he's getting tons of white teen pussy in Scottsdale
source?

Sharks getting all the losing out of the way so they can dominate the ploffs

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They have one of the best cap situations in the league. Oh and they're drafting Hughes or Kakko. You're talking out of your ass.

*die in first round again

playoff mode, engaged

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Man one of the nice things about being a yotes fan is not worrying about injuries.
I don't even know any names on this team.

My balls are hanging really low right now

Sharks are a pretty gay team too

just when i thought we wouldn't first round exit this year.

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M8 it's just >us. Stay calm and focused

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>
>
you wont' bea first round exit because the mild aren't even going to be in the playoffs this year

maybe i'm jumping the gun a little but after the last 2 awful games this one felt good. especially nice to see Monahan scoring again.

Keep the eye on the prize. You might get lolirado and then vegas. Get to the finals

Don't pull the goalie too early

i hope that is the case but we seem intent on doing it again

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Fucking finally

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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SCAAAAAARRRRR

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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ASS

AAAAWWWWHOOOOOOOOO

salmon burgers tonight lads

Fucking really
6v5 goal against all season and it happens now

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Yotes are honorary snowbelt and not gay

oh fuck off, you got 2 goals against the best power play defense

Man, whoever gets the playoff spot I think it's going to come down to the last game the Avs play.

Based yotes

>honorary snowbelt
in your dreams

FUCK THE RELOYOTES
FUCK THE GRAVEL PIT KNOWN AS THE GREATER PHOENIX AREA
AND FUCK
NIGGERS

>most important game of the season comes down to O/T
just fucking shoot me

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Arizona is fucking resilient. Three point game niggy

does Arizona play this ot up tempo or do they do that skate it out and tire them out shit

This >were desert belt

OH NO NO NO AHHHAAAAA

THIS IS WHY THE YOTES NEED TO RELOCATE TO MILWAUKEE

MILWAUKEE COYOTES WOULD BE SUPER SUPPORTED AND SELL OUT INSTEAD OF ARIZONA SHIT

Arizona is non-existant
This is the most yotes fans I've seen in my years on /hoc/

If I’m arizona, hold onto this and get this game done. Win and you are just one point back of Colorado. Only issue is that your playing calgary no matter what

based.

>Avs OT

Just end it already

You're still up a point or 3

when the NHL expands to 36 teams it would be a good choice.

Ain’t a yotes fan, but I am a certain weeb /hoc/ hates a bit. They remind me of my team a bit without lee

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Because this game went to OT the abs will remain in the playoff spot regardless if they win or lose

We're not yotes fans. We're anti-Avs fans.

And besides, it's always fun watching some shit gutter team overpreform

Congrats Arizona

You played yourself.

Sounds like you should visit /hoc/ more

stay based islels user

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No not really. They are just one point back

>anti-Avs fans.
wew yikes
imagine being anti-small market team just because there's a couple autistic falseflaggers here

"crossin' the highway late last night
shoulda' looked left and he shoulda' looked right
he didn't see the station wagon car,
fox got squashed and there you are"

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>We're not yotes fans
speak for yourself

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no one likes the Avs except Avs fans

>kuemper vs greubauer
Who you got

Imagine "liking" any team but your own
You sound like a faggot

Be honest, who actually ahs a chance to beat the flames in the first round?

Yotes and Avs would both be swept in 4

Avalanche are a fun team tho. Mackinnon is a talent and didn’t need duchene anyway

Stars have beat the Flames many times this season

>Didn't choke in the first minute of OT

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I kinda like a handful of teams unless they are playing mine

memeout

Go back to playing on your switch, bud

Grubi

flames will decompose in the playoffs, Avs could beat them, but it will definitely be 6 or 7 games.

>the biggest game of the year for the Avs and Yotes comes down to a shootout

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GIVE THE YOTES YOUR ENERGY

Get a life you pathetic cuck

shootouts suck lmaoooooo

Don't even own one bud
>playing video games past 18
shiggy diggy

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Wouldn't have it any other way desu

awoooooooooooooooooooo

Fuck you you gave them anti energy

Cancelled!
All energy redirected to the Avs.

dogs down

jets are winning 2020 stanley cup. keep crying idiots

memeouts suck

>assvs
at least youre past the duchene curse

yotes lose. They're terrible in shootouts

Why are strawberry starbursts so fucking elite lads?

awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~~~~

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Back from dinner lads. what happened tonight? yotes died?

Yeah sure maybe tell patrick fortnite laine to stop cizikas in front of the net when he’s like 5 inches away from him

Kinda lame win, but hey, it counts.
Go Avs!

EAT IT SPARKLEDOGS

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I missed the shoot out because my pirate stream stopped

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

another young prospect wasted away in the southern soilers

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Arizona is still just two points back. Still gotta give them credit to come back down 2-0 late and get that point

>DU wins
>Eagles winning
>Avs win
Colorado wins again

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Hey Knights and Blues fans.

You can thank the avs for your playoff spot.

Three points back

That was a fun game /hoc/. Imagine the Stors suddenly go on a 5 game losing streak, then both Ass and Yotes make it

Actually no now they are 3 points back because I don’t know how to math. 85 points v 82 points

yayyyyyy my avs won, suck it underdogs!

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thats ok, after just this one singular game i never want to hear tysonnash's stupid voice again. somebody move him to the minor league. i miss Auntie Raanta

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>feelsguy edit

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NOOOOOOOOOO
MY UNDERDOGS
HOW COULD THEY LOSE TO ONIONS

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It's better than being 4 points back because 2 wins and 2 avs losses puts them in the lead.

the Stors will go on a 5 game losing streak maybe even 6 games because they are literally the definition of failure and the Yotes at least deserve to lose in the first round more than those twats

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Comfy game Yotes
Sorry bout your luck

I would prefer it over the Stors making it desu

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That is true. You still have life on your hand, and face the wild next. 4 games left and you need to get them if your the yotes. For the avalanche they just need to keep their pace up

Grub is a fucking unit

the Stors have never will do the cup for else

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stop whining fag

Keep huffing Sam Shitsinthewoods

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Fuck every hockey team except for NHL Jets and WHL ICE haha

>st louis clinches 7th playoff berth in 8 years
I don't believe this and I don't care if it's true

RIP Kootney

Can the knights do everyone in the west a favor and actually win this game?

Anybody wanna play nightcrawlers

R.I.P. Coyotes.
I was really rooting for >you guys.

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One step closer to Blackhawks elimination day

OH NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the absolute state of the Western Conference

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Fuck me, I got literally every pick wrong...except for Avs/Yotes which is the one game I was trying to jinx by picking who I wanted to lose...

>feasting on snes, detoilet, devlels, buff, etc
Wow it's fucking nothing

why would you pick ducks to beat the flames?

God damn, dude.

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>One OTL is all it will take

based and easternpilled

u will bs were decent this year

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Probably gonna jack off

>it's another 3 point game
lmao'ing so hard @ pedosotans right now

>feasting on LA, Anaheim, Vancouver, Edmonton, Chicago, Minnesota (EVEN AT HOME), Dallas on the road, St. Louis for most of the year...

>watching on nhl website
>advert
>for aihl
the fuck, when did they start advertising this?

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I picked everyone I thought would lose m8. I got every single one backwards except the one that mattered.

They're probably tailoring the ads for you based on your ISP's location.
I'm assuming that this is the Australian Wildposter whose flag fucks up periodically.

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the basement teams in the east are worse than the basement teams in the west, you can see this from looking at the standings for 5 seconds

"No."

>bettmanouts

its pretty comfy

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Soon, there'll be nothing but shootouts.

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At the end of the day nothing we do here is real, it's all just 1's and 0's

yeah thats me.

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They beat the Shorks

And it gives /hoc/ something to do during the offseason, thank god.

why are spics so cancerous?

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Yes but everyone wants the wild to lose.
Hell even the wild want to lose and miss the playoffs even if they don't realize it.

>hating on marble olympics
BIG yikes

Virgin Australia hockey
vs
Chad Canada GT20. Face it idiots. It's NEVER BEEN /hoc/ vs /cric/. It's ABOUT SNOWBELT DOMINANCE

why don't you make a cool edit like that for the Devils? You have the hot dog cowboy for the Pens, this on efor the Coyotes, can't you make on efor the Devils?

Chase/standoff happening in burrito town

If knights win I wont be completely wrong

What's >your AIHL team?

>86

Dubs and vegas ties it

Why don't you do something for yourself you lazy twat

Miss my mom lads

Dear Bracket:
twitter.com/Duck_page/status/1111320640232083457

they still have an outside shot

I know, but still...

fuck you knights
fuck you subban
fuck niggers and fuck jannies

>girlfriend convinced me to go to yoga today
>there were 5 other dudes there and they were all taller than me and i’m 6’4”
>first time ive been the manlet of the group
>gf has been sorta distant ever since
is she going to fuck one of those dudes

she already did

vegas gonna get ass raped first round desu

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Hey, don't talk about lil nibba like that.

miss your mom too lad. might give her a call tomorrow.

Tfw I follow this page but your posting of it still brought a smile in a time when things really aren't good

Vegas let me down I was wrong on all the picks I purposefully picked wrong and the Avs won.

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Not enough Wild fans in Vegas

>yfw you realize that Toronto hasn't clinched yet and could still potentially miss the playoffs

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>Tfw I follow this page but your posting of it still brought a smile in a time when things really aren't good
I don't care what anyone else says, Bracket is fucking wholesome.

You must have mistaken me for someone who asks twice for what he wants

HAHAHAHAHA

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*has a 46+ goal season in your path*

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twitter.com/Duck_page/status/1111745324585021444?s=09

I like the tweet that they have pinned.
That one's feisty.

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based golden showers driving bracket faggot to suicide

Nah I'd never get that sad over hockey. The hard times are from other sources but they always get better eventually. See Goodnight /hoc/

>tfw I can't follow a twitter page posting cute shit themed after >my team because it'd just be people losing their homes and getting swept away by flash floods and crying about their dog drowning and shit

One of these days Grecian...POW, straight to da moon!

night bracket. you big ol' faggot.

Night, fren. Hang in there.

Imagine what it would be like for blackhawks fans

Use the pig from your mascot silly

Go to fucking bed

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>regresses to 30 goals when Marner fucks off because Dubas has no money to pay him

Thinking about staying up past midnight

>"h-h-he'll be shit next year... i swear!"

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Tavares is a Marner babby, he would be NOTHING without him

he'll go back to islanders numbers. yes.

Oh no, the analslime mighty faggots got their asses turned inside out by a rag tag team of Junior A has beens that couldn't cut it in Florida or Pedosota so now they're playing "professionally" in vegas. I say that in quotes because because they've basically got a residence there. The golden knights are the criss angel of the hockey world and their fans look like Penn jilette if he couldn't afford a stylist. And they STILL embarrassed the ducks. Now the resident "not mad" sunbelter is gonna talk about anything *but* hockey (as usual for him here, partially because he doesn't know anything but not entirely tonight) because he wants to vent since his fucking manatee of a "wife" probably forgot to make his fries "animal style" or whatever the fuck

Marner will stay and get paid. A lot.
It's Kapanen who's going to split and take his production with him.

Okay. This is based.

SHANNON!!

The post that saved /hoc/

for me, it's hoping to never see the mild or the blose in the playoffs, because we cannot beat those fucking teams. shall dab on the sharks again tomorrow though, in the losing streakb owl

IS A FAT FUCK

t. his team gets btfo by the golden knights

lad, you are absolutely going to get assfucked tomorrow.

yeah, i'm thinking this is based

Based
All sunbelters, tripfags, and trip orbiters will hang.

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How do you figure m8? The teams have played 13 times, and Vegas has dominated. The Sharks have won just twice in regulation. Last season’s playoff series went to Vegas in six games. The Golden Knights won two of three in Vegas and two of three in San Jose.

This season, the Golden Knights have won two of three, outscoring the Sharks 15-6 in the process. Vegas is 1-0 against San Jose since the trade deadline.

The Golden Knights have chased Jones from net five (5) times.

>laffs

So the same he’s been producing?

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How many different mental illnesses do you think are represented in this thread

this sort of negativity should not be allowed on r/hockey

And regular season can mean jack shit coming into a series. The sharks could just as well come against the knights with more step in their game and beat them.

which is why i included last years series stats
the knights might be on a 4 game skid, but the sharks are on a 7 game skid. stay scared m8

Depression here!

>*click*
>...
>*inhales*
>... okie dokie

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Ass Bros it's been fun but were still not gunna make it thanks to the Golden fags. Were losing to the blues 100% and losing to the sharks 100% in that last game. Wild and yotes are gunna have a 3 point game 100%. Its just not happening and you can thank our shitty fucking overtime

please more of this that ties the bald faggot to his fellow faggots in fagolina

>91755941
holy seethe

every fucking game is a 3 point game it's actually infuriating

M-me too

kys cringenigger

t. faggot

Falseflagging doesn't work when the team is in a different country you fucking retard Sam

sorry your team sucks.
have fun with burns, kane, and the other shitty contracts the next five years now that your window has closed. kiss your pretty boi karlsson goodbye too kek.

Not falseflagging

>implying i ever liked karlsson
lad your team is in a worse spot than the shorks this playoffs and you know it and you are unironically scared.

For me, it's being secure enough in myself and >my team that I don't let the seething shitposters get me down.

Goodnight, /hoc/.

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Jets fucking suck

>shorks and reddit knight fans beaking each other for three straight weeks
this should be interesting

Shut up

totally wont be a series where reddit battles reddit :^)

>knights win 6-0
>sharks win 3-2
>knights win 7-3
>sharks on a 7 (seven) game losing streak
how are the knights in a worse spot? they literally own your team. look at literally any game the two teams have ever played. it's either a very rare win by the skin of your teeth, or more likely, a game where the sharks have been utterly bleeown the fuck out.

tomorrow >shorks cement home ice advantage on your nig nog tendie and your season is over.

i'd love if san jose did beat the knights because it ends their posting for the entire playoffs :)

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luckily the sharks fan at based reddit and hfboards already know they're fucked.

what the fuck is fries animal style

"or whatever the fuck" leaves it pretty open ended

imagine literally unironically losing seven games in a row

how does that help with autistic screeching here?

gonna take a stinky tavares, lads

Cheese fries with bacon on them

>come back from ban
>ctrl f - sam
It's almost like you guys are the ones with the real mental illness. How fucking paranoid do you have to be to think every time someone calls out; the NuHL for pandering to social crowds, gary for ignoring hockey markets for larger markets, retired players for bitching and moaning about their lack of savings, the decreased physicality in the sport, the emphasis on advanced stats, uncoordinated posters, attention seekers, or any combination of the above; it's a single early 20's poster from the middle of no where?
Have you considered medication? Have you considered taking a break from the Internet? I like to poke fun at nontraditional markets, cheer for the Jets, and drink beer. Simple as.

t.sam

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is this your 2nd personality sam you dumb schizo

>m-muh home ice
imagine your franchise having their longest losing streak since 2013, while you're seething at a team that has had your number for the only two (2) years they've existed.

t. schizo zoomer shit

BUY
MY
BOOK

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this is a good post, sam.

just here with your hard-earned (you)

based
welcome back samuel

you went the distance

>early 20s
Lol get back on the meds

imagine having the league's lowest save percentage and thinking you'll have a chance in the playoffs.

now go get your animal style fries

okay hold on i'm imagining it

sam show us your cock

howdy

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Based and patrician Grecian

rent free

for me, it's working at reddit hq with my fellow sharkies fans

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Grim grim grim