BREWERS VS CARDINALS

based autistic gayconsin poster

what you boys drinkin?
for me its Natty Daddy

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for me it's schlafly

pretty based
i enjoy their dry hopped a great deal
but yeah, i'm a quantity over quality drinker myself

saw that coming

Budlight my dude

Godddamn Goldy is seeing the ball well.

>no knebel
>no jeffress
how are the sewers gonna get away with the bullpen meme?

these are some really good games for this early in the season

first couple series are always high adrenaline

Cain might have fucked his hand up.

SAFE

>hit the road, jack
that was kinda clever

kek lol oh no

Umpires blowing the fuck out of the Brewers tonight

How embarrassing for America is it that Cards fans to drink a Belgian-Brazilian beer like Bud Light instead of a real beer?

now this is good bait

I mean at least Brewers fans traditionally have Miller which is Canadian owned and therefore almost American, but Bud Light is both bad beer, and actively fighting to kill good American beer through legislation and shandy dealings with distributors

I think this goldschmidt guy's actually pretty good

Goldschmidt confirmed mvp, no reason to watch the Dbacks anymore

Goldschmidt always plays better against the Brewers than everyone else so don't get your hopes up too much

why did the dbacks let Goldy go? Are they run by retards?

La Russa went to Boston, so probably. Coincidentally, Boston won the WS

Yeah i mean they're only the primary rival of the division and play 17 more games against them after tonight. not relevant at all

He probably asked for money than they wanted to pay in extension talks and the gap was large enough where they thought a trade was the best path instead of continuing negotiations.

God I love Carp's swing

MVP
MVP
MVP
MVP

ive been in love with it since that base clearing triple he hit off kershaw in 13'. he's gonna hit great this year since he isn't the,,,,,,,
GOLDY HOLY FUCK

Goldy for president

wait til he plays some games away from Miller Park

ok

yeah I know, i'm just being reckless. we also have the inevitable yearly midseason slump to look forward to

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Why do you southerners hate gays so much?

based Yadi
gayconsin back at it again

oh shit son I forgot all about Miller

my gosh i was on Yea Forums all offseason and i forget how slow this board is

>i was on Yea Forums all offseason
I know offseason /mlb/ is trash but Yea Forums is shit tier at this point

>gayconsin robs Goldie of a 4 homer game in the second game of the season
can we get a new gayconsin meme for this please?

Wow genius move there enjoy your bad karma.

Yea Forums is the most fun you can possibly have on Yea Forums(nel)

seriously, the baseball Gods will remember that shit.

Enjoy getting whiffed by Hicks after that bitchfaggot int walk.

Hicks is the proper closer. When Martinez comes back he should be settup man.

The baseball god most certainly expect teams to do that, doing anything different would draw their ire

bumping this slow ass thread on this slow ass board so we can use it again tomorrrow