/hoc/

exchange child predators with st. poois and this is peak playoff entertainment

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the NHL Network's goal of the year:

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carlson could have done anything besides move out of the way for him

that was so lame. he didn't even do it properly, the puck just accidentally went by

terrible defending.

last frozen 4 was pretty hype. been waiting all season for this desu.

Shall

Shan'st't

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every once in a while you just want to blaze and listen to Beefheart. Took me more than one listen to appreciate it
>mfw i first heard trout mask replica

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Landeskog is gonna be back for the game woo

How good is Landeskog?

it's like if the characters of it's always sunny made a band

Give me some finnish rude comments to yell at finnish goalers

lmao it didn't even go between his legs, the puck hit his skates then bounced out

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PERKELE

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Frank would play the drummer. The guy often wore a monocle and underpants on his head when they played

Jätkä on kuin muuri = Dude you're like a vacuum cleaner

3/5 in my ratings

200 IQ double fakeout play

Got a great last minute deal on a ticket to tonight's game, but the wife was pissed that I was only able to get one ticket. luckily found a nice black bull on craigslist thats free tonight to keep her busy, so i can cheer on my favorite team in peace.

Lets go pens!

This

>nobody mentions the wild
>already talking about “them”

But I want to bully pegga

he's pretty good, a lot of intangibles like leadership and heart.

is shannon about the same size as danny devito?

hoping the knights can beat the mild tonight
fun fact, the knights have only beaten them once, and it was in a shootout

LOTTERY IN 9 DAYS
9 DAYS

216 BONGS

He's also having his best season statistically

Bend over Snes

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breddy sure they can understand Englanti

>soilers: south

>obsessed: and seething

for me its thicc women softball players

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based

Let's go Pios!

Imagine falling for falseflaggers
Big yikes

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raggot

CALE!!!

STAUB!!

Thinkin bout leaving work at 4 to watch hockey and have a drink lads

Here's a line for you
THE YEAR OF OUR LORD NINETEEN NINETY THREE

>Washington over Shittsburg

dubs and you do it

its friday, why not?

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Based Albertan hunk

What are you going to watch tonight?

I'm watching Avs vs Yotes

I'm thinken that as well

Blues at >rags
Then Avs vs Yotes
then the final period of Knights vs mild

Love Vasy

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Shut up faggot

Thinking about calling subban a nigger lads

That is the game of the night. Yep.

DON'T

You just did, racist

for me its the battalion vs the icedogs

>Weebs

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>he says on 4channel

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Being racist is a great honor for me and makes me walk with my head held high

those all say Yea Forums tho

How can this still bother you, unless you're a new fagel

I'm sorry but does Yea Forums have anything to do with Chinese cartoons?

laine has been on fortnite for 4 hours now

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Hello newfag

It's on Yea Forums it's a sports board for weebs. If your here you are supporting weebdom. If you do not wish to support weebdom anymore kindly click the little x in the upper right hand corner of your screen

Yea Forumsuh is on 4channel tho

>for weebs.
Says who?

Jesse Puljujarvi is a future MVP and will go to 6 all star games after he is traded this off-season

McDavid's last night was better

Says Yea Forums/channel. Yea Forums was created by weebs 4 weebs. Again if you are here you are supporting weebdom. And we thank you for your support.

why are other sports so autistic about the starting time, but gary just doesnt seem to give a fuck? like boreball games have an opening pitch time of like 7:04 or apehoop games have a tipoff time of like 8:07 and they meet those times.

Bustju isn't getting an NHL contract this year.

>bundled with lucic
JUST

It's high o'clock boyos

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High me, and you

Danke perds

Ayyy lmao

Who /coyotes/ here?

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>Haha I learned on Redditdotcom that anime is for “weebs”! I can’t believe there’s all this off topic posting here! Don’t you guys observe the sub rules?!

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hes going to get at least a couple more tries. yakupov had 3 tries before giving up and returning to the khl. even griffin reinhart and ryan strome got 3 different tries. they were both high picks that didnt really pan out like bulju too.

Fucking sunbelting faggot

Rooting for them against anyone but >my team.
Awoo.

Yinzers BTFO

Kill yourself, nigger.

I like this spurdo shannon

>generational

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Member when the preds got shit on by pitt that was bretty hilarious

It was a dark timeline because the ducks should’ve lost to edmonton

nhl team with finnish goaltending will win the stanlee bowl this year and nobody will ever make fun of finnish goaltending ever again

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Why are the fans wearing black, they look like they’re at a funeral

Anytime a team as hyped and schlopped as the preds go down in flames it isnt dark

Wait... Who let them out..?

P O N G B O I Z IN THIS /HOC/

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imagine being Conner McDavid
>be one of the youngest players ever to play in the OHL
>join a team in Erie Pennsylvania, nearly as far from your home as possible
>team turns into a solid group and surrounds you with talent
>play your hardest but fail in your last season to get the memorial cup
>be happy anyway knowing you're going first overall
>your hometown Toronto Maple leafs are in the midst of a rebuild, but have a good amount of young players in the minors
>even if you don't go to them, you'll likely go to Buffalo, only like an hour or two from your hometown
>somehow the fucking Edmonton Oilers leapfrog and land you
>literally watching this happen live on TV, and are completely shook when it happens
>can't hide the pain and everyone knows how much you didn't want to go there
>eventually get happy, remain optimistic about it and hope you'll be the final piece they need
>team is shit in your first season, you get injured and miss a lot of the season
>sadly you don't win the Calder, but people are still impressed at you anyway, you're crowned the future Crosby
>oilers get serious in the off-season, draft high and select a very talented player from Finland
>your boyhood team drafts an America center from Arizona first overall, who's their top player now
>you meet him and aren't sure if he's half retarded or not, but you're still happy he's on the team
>season starts
>your team plays incredible, even beat the Winnipeg Jets in the heritage classic in their city
>people are saying the oilers are elite
>you're at the front of all of this and aren't certain your team will do well but you are optimistic
>bad playoffs for the team, but it was expected considering everything, even the leafs aren't doing good
>hopeful for the next season
>draft hardly anyone
>season starts
>team is okay but you know it's not going to work out
>the Finnish kid still plays like shit
>your team starts to fall apart, everything that worked last season is crumbling
>now you're dead last

Anyone know a good VPN app that will actually work with NHL.tv

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No what happened to Edmonton was 100% what should have happened.

Yeah, it's called bilasport dot net or onhockey dot tv.

He is unironicly not as good as Crosby #1 my ass..

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Thoughtful summary 9.7/10

Based pirate

Somebody else is pirating it for me. I'm just watching what they're doing.

Hot take. Tampa Bay are Atlanshit division babbies

That's barely even a lukewarm take.

most of the kids drafted at the top would have been playing on elite junior teams and probably winning championships. then they get drafted by struggling nhl teams. look at evan bouchard this year. he is playing on the london knights with adam boqvist as his partner. they are favorites to win the memorial cup this year. then hes going to have to go struggle on the soilers next year too.

Okay, they're Eastern conference babbies and will get exposed in the playoffs

Can never get that to work with Chromecast or my PS4

Crosby isnt even that good

>This is what Yinzers actually believe

How far is your computer from your TV? Do you not just have an HDMI cable that's long enough?

Explain how they’ve lost to Ottawa then

I'll just point out that nearly none of the best teams

go on

Perhaps....just maybe......Tampa Bay are..................................overrated shit

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>rinne wearing black and yellow pads in pittsburgh
What did he mean by this?

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>no I didn't like the fans booing Tavares it was childish and clingy
>okay let me reupload my number review cause people were being mean to me

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Honestly Shannon's darkest hour.

2-0
>rags

Seethe

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he has not regained my respect since that cuck moment

D-did you died?

It was a faggy opinion but he should have stuck to his guns at least.

Fuck Shannon
There, I said it.

No integrity. Gutless fart sniffer. Number copying fraud. Obese manlet

Seriously though how in the fuck did he get so popular

Weren't the Blue Jackets plucked off their spot by the Canadiens?

They're dark navy

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>predators defense allows 22 shots in the first period
Grim

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First round exit this year desu

Post hoc thots

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Speaking of cucks

>Rags organ player playing The St. Louis Blues
Oh no hahahahahahaha

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Hilary is pure

I ain't ever seen a thot like that. Do you know what the word "thot" means?

i don't worry about what i eat

Not yet

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I just think the smart thing to do is retain his rights and let go back to Finland to develop. He can't go to the AHL anymore and he's complete shit in the NHL

What team is it that TB picked apart that you're still seething over?

who thought of the idea to play an organ at sporting events?

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That’s an odd looking man

Wish I had something or someone to do tonight

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Me either. The sooner I feel death's warm embrace the better

hellou from finland's

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fluke. he messed up but got away with a lucky bounce off the skate. and the goalie fucked up with that poke check.

Flames to sweep all before them

Imagine

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Imagine the redheaded Finnish bull they'd produce

i just realized, it is almost the year 2021

>fluke

Just burnt some microwave popcorn I was making for the game and now my apartment smeels like burnt popcorn ama.

Not complaining but you have autismal interest in digits my friend

This is why I don’t spelunking

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heh
just cooked up a long john silvers fish sandwich and grabbed a can of pringles
i enjoy life tho

If they win in regulation will they have the second wild card or will Colorado sill have it?

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How fucked are the Sharks

Height, weight, penis dimensions?

>Redditlab 2021
grim

Yeah I suppose I have too for the most part. Just not that concerned about how long it lasts I guess

i dont think they cant hold on to his rights like that unless he declines their qualifying offer, which seems rather unlikely.

incredibly until they are rid of jones
wouldn't you like to know ;)

i also started the onion rings thing, Finlan

frankly, this thread needs added "autism", to spice things up.. also, Welcome, cause apparently You're New

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5’6, 166lb, 8 x 6

They would take it based on the tybreaker

5'4, 275, 3x3

Who's taking the west this year?

5' 10", 150, none am F

Your Mother

>tfw Pringles can dick

me

Venus cleft or roast?

tits, as is customary

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>none am F
F or F*?

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>predators are reverting back to their 2016-2017 selves that can barely score and have to rely on goaltending to bail them out
This meme is so tiresome.

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post feet

They deserve abject failure

Alrighty. I have "seasons" when i'm not here and they can last for long, so I may not be aware of all the meems. I say keep doing the good work buddeh.

but why

based

reddit
sunbelt
dumbest fan base
take your pick trashville

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for trading weber (and a sure cup) for le meme big personality

so did Bobby Clarke

>sunbelt
>that flag
Anything south of the US/Canada border is Sunbelt. facts

Thank You
and you, and your brothers and sisters are all invited to enjoy the spicey Memes I cook up
>I don't of it as work.. it's my Duty to serve You

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Buffalo, Minesota, Boston and Detroit are Northbelters

Seattle will be a Southbelt Expansion team

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False

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*think
>let's all do some of that.. shall we?

Would /hoc/ rather have Keller or Terivainen?

For me, it's Turbo.

Only six(6) games left to >ragpost

Don't miss out, children

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fuck finns

keller

Terivainen desu

youtube.com/watch?v=N0M4Me04xbg&list=LLc96GUoRcjbL8reMdhOZwvQ&index=25&t=0s

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/hoc/ does not support this message or the agency that released it

>rags

good, time for /nhl/

+1

espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/26384015/should-nhl-playoff-teams-pick-their-opponents

Well, should they?

>trading weber
I will never not be mad at this

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>trading subban
I will never not be mad at this

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quite based

Any team south of the 49th parallel is sunbelt.

just guve us back subban and we'll let you have webber
you go first

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N

I

NNS ARE GAY

Imagine unironically wanting to have the meme defenseman nibba who can't actually play defense on your team.

Deal deal deal

C

U

Ninjas are great
>I don't know why I don't see more of th--- oh wait...

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fuck refpuck

I don't mind, it's just a matter of time before a crazy armed american hurts him for being black.

So at least he will be safe in Canada.

BTW when are you shitty americans allow black people to sit in the front of the bus, it's 2019...

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His only “worth” is for the nhl who wants to market a nibba with a flamboyant personality

Best puckhandiling wingers?

L

I

Me

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Lads, will I get any matches on tinder with tagline: looking for a dip for my nachos

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Your mother

REDDIT!

shannon

Just put that your 8 x 6”

Your Mother

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I was gonna put something like:
>If I owned a power plant I'd name it Big Dick Energy

But to be successful on Tinder I'd have to not be ugly first

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRv

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Lads, who is elite

YOUR MOTHER, LADDIE

At what?

>rags

>Z??

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Henlo Finlän how r yu feelingk tonait

That would be lying
Come on try it at least
t. obvious shill

the old thread isnt finished anymore

Gomen nashville. Keep us away from the >PONS

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zero fans

Yeah but they don’t know that

>ragposting end on Apr 3rd
what are you gonna wear, /hoc/?
>I was thinking a turtle neck or something semi formal

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caroline cameron can FUCKING GET IT

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>and a sure cup
I'm not sure Weber would have been a huge difference maker over Subban

wew lad

Just fine, thank you

i'm cool
you're not

Good!

Ask Your Mother, laddie
>she would be sorely mad at me if I gave you any other advice, that wonderful woman
in other words, that's a long list, she can keep it as short as she likes
>*assembled beerhall laughter*

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lads, be real with me
will the frogs make the ploffs this year?

I love Weber but the only thing he had over Subban was a better slapper

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Ooo boy the devil's lettuce is really kicking in

>user quitting wasting your time with Caroline, you deserve a real woman instead

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..............k............
>I disagree

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How about you my online frien?

Probably not

HA

>long *ppffhtttt* sounds

Not likely now...

Nope, Tortellini threatened to rape all the players' dogs if they don't make it. He doesn't make idle threats.

how many drugs did you do in highschool?

wait, who are the frogs to you guys?
aren't the habs the frogs? because they're french?

Can't complain. Well, I could, but what's the point, ya feel?

Low chance considering how tough their final games are compared to the Hurricanes and Teds

you're mom xd

Yes

Welcome desk is to the RIGHT
>Asshole
Buy a shirt, proceeds go to a charitable cause

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And competent defense

How much sex did you do in high school?

Going to give my energy to the yotes tonight. Hopefully they don't waste it like the habs and canes.

what?
okay good because one user made it seem like it was columbus

Your Mother

tons

Who /WestoftheRockies/ here

.......................................oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhl.........................faaaaaaaaggggggggggoooooooooooooottttttttttt

who /LivesintheRockies/ here

You can. I for one don't mind to hear if someone else has problems too, not to be a dick, I don't get kicks from it naamsaying

Do you have twelve(12) dollars??
>buy one for Your Mom

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get pancreatic caner, loser
BOOM

I didn't ask how much you weigh

epic

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO------

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Whomst are you quothing

Here

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WHOMST R U QUOTING
WHOMST R U QUOTING
WHOMST R U QUOTING
WHOMST R U QUOTING
WHOMST R U QUOTING
WHOMST R U QUOTING
WHOMST R U QUOTING

for me it was jackie

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Yeah I just mean whatever problems I do have are pretty minor in the grand scheme of things

Whomst’ve’d done this

>surprised /hoc/ falls for false flagging when most posters are +40 y/o with room temp. average IQ
oh donkey

Are you calling me a boomer?

>was
what happened, user?
also her head looks huge

she got caught sleeping with married blue jays players so she got fired/left sportsnet then went to NHL network, not sure if she's still there

Ok I getchya

>viktor arvidsson has more goals than patrik laine

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who?

holy shit that flames section was M T

>Cassie Campbell in the booth

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were they black?
jackie just has this look like she ONLY fucks black men

Patrik whom?

I think the rumours were it was josh donaldson and aaron sanchez

yotes/teds final, do you even watch it?

...

oof
zero fans down there

thinking about roping to the futa thread currently on Yea Forums desu

>Barkov has more goals than Laine
>Stone has more goals than Laine

>browsing Yea Forums in 2019

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wood

>somebody mentions the wild
>nobody talking about “them”

They are just too mediocre to talk about senpai. Never too good to win in the playoffs and never too bad to have a good pick.

>Gallaghar has more goals than Laine

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My first ever splooge blast was to Bonzi buddy. For some reason I thought he had large chimp tits and erect nips

absolutely degenerate

Yea Forums really is just a porn board now, huh?

Drew Doughty is a -30

Yes what else do you think that they are doing?

>nobody mentions “them”
>everybody already forgot the wild

>10 million dollar Norris """"defense""""man

yeah it is
quite sad, really

And they got seven more years of this ELITE defending!

Yea Forums is mostly underage girls
it's no wonder why incels avoid it

>Yea Forums
Sad... that's not /hoc/ talk at all

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poo doughty yell at any more zoomers today?

yeah it's sad, there's 0 shitposting anymore

I remember taking part in the first ever "younow" thread on Yea Forums. Tons of annoying teens getting bombarded by shoe on head posts.
I also remember taking part in a thread where we found a fat lady in France who had an unprotected webcam on her computer and we took turns watching her pick her nose and other less than desirable things. Really weird stuff

you're right, you're right
sorry for derailing the thread

>nostalgia for Yea Forums
lmao

Why does this man absolutely despise hockey on fridays? Another friday of SHIT GAMES

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Who do we want?

Avs or Yotes?

go coyotes
no lefs

Avs

>somebody mentions “them”
>everybody was already talking about the wild

>bloos

remember

>tfw shopping with Cassie Campbell at Sobeys

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Wherever chia ends up, you be sure he'll trade for Reinhart once more.

>it was 2-0

>some nobody mentions the bings
>talking bodies about the wild

They used to post dicks and bbq to be funny. Now they post them to describe how they would suck them and put them in their butts.... idk what is happening.

BASED BLACKMAN BTFO THE PONGS

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.

QUACK!

>BASED BLACKMAN BTFO THE PONGS

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>PONGS

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>niiggers are ok when they’re on >my side

You might as well (you) him if youre gonna seethe like this m8

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91752227
W*jaks are cringe and reddit

PEGGA NOOOOOOOOOOO

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who can honestly argue against gio not getting the norris this year

Zoomers are taking over

BUNG BING BOOP

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Nobody. He is a complete player.

>this game

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Ther'es a viewing party?!

reminder to not spread invasive species

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Looks like the refs are out to play in the Avs vs Yotes game

Player awards mean nothing if they’d don’t contribute to winning a Cup. Prove me wrong

Lady Byng already means nothing desu

What game is everyone watching?

Avs Yotes

mark messier leadership award is the most important player trophy tbqh

N/a/shville!

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Ted Lindsay

fuck off. the calls are fair right now

dogs vs snow

>BASED Cassie calling out the refs after perry spears mangipane in the balls and harmonic defends his teammate

New Business Idea: Penalized team cannot change lines at the start of a penalty kill just like an icing call.

>literally who
Go Knights btw

Avs Yotes

Commenting more on how the refs are suddenly more aware on penalties when Pepsi Center has a bad track record of horrible reffing.

>flams

I thought it was already like that

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golden knights need to fucking score
fuck notre dame

The award, stupid sunbelter.

New business idea: penalties remove the player from the game altogether

what the fuck is happening

>diddly diddly DIDDLY

New business idea: Penalties only take the player off the ice and don't give the opposition a man advantage unless they run out of able bodies

Thank you oh so much nashville

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how does that increase revenue?

>yotes draw penalty
REF PUCK
>avs draw penalty
It's fair!!!

God fuck what is it?!

>Miss the call on the tripping on compher
>Miss the elbow of cole
>"holding" penalty of cole

Okay mate whatever you say.

>tap guy with stick
>guy falls over
>BENULTY
nice works refs

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Who gives a fuck about revenue, you can fine the players

how long before the avs start doing the "to the pit of misery, dilly dilly!" when they send the opp to the box?

>3 PPO vs 1 PPO

>someone mentions business ideas
>nobody talking about economics or the wild

They already do because of corporate sponsorship
Ironic because this is a Coors town

ME

i'm slightly terrified as of now

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Is Vegas known for having a lot of knights?

It's certainly a unique interpretation of the rules, anyway.

Stay that way
t. knower

Vegas is known for it's crazy knights

Business Idea.

If the refs make a bad call and its deemed a bad call the ref has to go to the box for 2 mins. The other refs must now try officiating correctly with 1 down.

White ones, yes.

I like it

...

A lot of their fans LARP as knights and attend renaissance festivals

>yotes fans start coming out of the woodwork

Take my money

the owner was an army fag and obsessed with >his alma mater west point, whose team is the black knights. he wanted to name the team that, but they wouldn't allow it due to copyright, so he changed it to golden knights

>now there are even more missed/bad calls
great plan

>more no calls that result in games being ruined
Retard

GOD FUCKN DAMMIT CLARKSON
ONE JOB

Hundreds of missed calls a season already. What's a few more?

>can't name them the black knights because of copyright
>golden knights is somehow ok despite the army having a parachute team called the golden knights

>already chopped off 3 fingers, may as well take the whole hand

>Can't take a joke
Classic /hoc/

yeah, i think the army filed a grievance or some shit about them using that name too, but apparently they settled it.

Your joke is bad, just like your team

>ain't proud
LMAOOOOOOO

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There aren't any Yotes fans.

There are tons of Avs haters though. I'm assuming all of the Wongs want the Avs to lose.

Why are the Red Wings like this.

>There are tons of Avs haters though
that's most of /hoc/ lol

Most of that is this season, too.
I still don't get it, for the past couple years this general usually forgot they existed until this year.

*Awoos angrily in your direction*

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Where have you been the past 5 years, desertfag?

fucking retards need to TANK

hence the general yotes support
>avs still have that fuckign mario sound

Here

Obsessed and seething

I have serious doubts about this claim.

go knights!

Because they stole their name from the better Red Wing in Minnesota

Avs are going to fucking dominate when Makar makes the line up.

Obsessed and seething.

As a redditor, it is my opinion that the Coyotes are outplaying the Avalanche, but the Avalanche had more scoring opportunities if it weren't for the biased refereeing.

And?

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BIG HANDS I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE

REFEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!

>avs complain about refs
>Brad Richardson has a PERFECT stick
>HIGH STICKING

FUCKING BULLSHIT

Fuck umASS won

Hook, line and sinker.

Cry more you little twat

subban no

>UMass won
>DU won
Colorado wins again, Minnesota continues seething

Makar with that perfect defensive play on that breakaway.

Going to be an absolute talent.

SKAAAAAAAR WILD

I hope soon for the laffs

? we play tomo

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>calling that a high stick

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They're just gonna be really terrible for 90% of the year. Then they're gonna win a bunch of games to ruin their tank. We could've had fuckin' Hughes. Dammit.

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Ducks too.
Fuckign Ducks.

Now the Avs are going to get Hughes.

Ummm sweaty.

Hudges is going to Avalanche.

Grübs would have stuffed that scrub anyway

Good to know nothing has changed sicne I leave three days ago . No hockey has been played. Jets are still elite :) haha, next year Laine will win Richard tbhon. If 30+ goals is his somphomer slump I'll still pretty excited
I'd also like to very apologize to the hard working janitors , that just want to keep Yea Forums work safe !

>Brad Richardson
>Scrub
Fucking Reddit

Nobody watches your team unless theirs is playing them

WRONG BITCH HE'S GONNA BE A RED WING FUCK YOU YOU AIN'T GETTING SHIT

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Maybe if you ask realllly nicely user.

>HE'S GONNA BE A RED WING
only if the avs decide to trade him

Hey buddy laination lock in

Nigger get real

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After Hughes, who's the next best prospect?

Kakko? Pod? Cozens?

>vegass
>out cheered at home
>vs memesota

2. Kakko
3. Cozens

Käkkö

business idea: rebrand the Coyotes ice girls as the "Doggie Stylers"

Too lewd

I can make your hands clap.

get murdered

Krebs > Kakko > Dach >>>> Cozens >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lanky faggot amerishit jack "lose 'to finland' " huehues
Simple as
LOCK IN

What colors do the Avalanche wear?

>wow why doesn’t this expansion team have as many fans as a team that’s been around since 2000???

Burgundy, Blue, and Silver

Who's going to chimp out first?

Yotes and their Mexicans? Avs and their history of being chimps?

So far everything has gone according to plan

bertuzzi is elite
larkin is elite
athanasiou is elite

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>Silver
do you see it glittering? it's just gray

MACCCCCCCCCCCCCKINNON

Maybe next year, yotes

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just got food from doordash and chose not to tip the driver, she didn't have a clue

Avs have won the past 7 games where they have scored first.
GL yoters

RETURN OF THE MACK

Their Jerseys have glitter silver on it.

t. Own a avs jersey

That means they're bound to lose their first.

It's glittery but not glittery like the golden knights
It's also listed as one of their official colors

WHOOP WHOOP

GAME OVER!!!!!

GG YOTES!!

WE GET HUGHES, WE MAKE PLAYOFFS, WE GUNNA BEAT FLIMS, THEN THE KNIGHTS

It has a mild amount of glitter on it but not as much as the knights
t. owns a jersey

Have silver in my beard lads

Fucking coyotes lost