/mlb/

all i have to say is where's the baseball?

/mlb/ has a strict no-early rule

Every day until we learn

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>zeon seem like cool guys
As expected of bajp

fuck off with your thread wars already everyone's staying here

as far as TV goes? my 3 fav shows are sopranos, mad men, the wire

no not TV. Anime. This is Yea Forums not Yea Forums.

cubs fan here!!!

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i have no idea, i have never watched anime in my life. i just played a couple gundam games on ps2 and read some of the show's wiki

Cubs piss me off

>cubs fan here!!!
Well hello there.

hi well hello there poster

houspie is bumping his thread again...

houspie spotted!

any kumiko doyers here?

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Early thread making is for faggots, it happens sometimes in our Sox threads, but at least when we know we're late we refer to the earlier thread and not be a queerboat.

houspie lives in my head rent free

he made the thread when the last one was at like 200 posts, I don't know what his problem is but whatever. he's an autist, he'll just keep bumping his own thread until he sleeps and it 404s

Houspie really grinds my gears!

scared...hungry...tired...oh so tired...but i got to prioritize getting water... if only those damn shadow trains weren't blocking the pathway to the water... oh no... there's a shadow train patrolling this hallway...better hide...I don't think I hear it anymore... I think now's the chance to make my break for it...oh no... oh no!!! the choo-choo's are getting closer... I don't think I'm gonna mak--

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lame and gay

you know the fucker has enough mountain dew and hotpockets to outlast us all weekend.

How do you faggots have multiple threads for such a shit team anyways?

the white sox are too sad to be mean and yet you're being mean

For fans of team's whose last championship was over a decade ago, mets, dodgers, indians, twins, tiger, etc etc. What if you stumbled upon a monkey paw deal?

Your team will suddenly, in the next 5 years, win 2-3 championships gauranteed. Here's the catch, the game baseball as you know it now will cease to exist, the NL will have DH, shifts will be banned, extra innings will be eliminated for a home run shootout, every player is a TTO player, the balls are even more juiced, 3 hitter minimums, time limits everywhere, there are only 6 innings, there are only 100 games, hot rain falls up and dogs are hugging cats and more.

>your team
>would you take that deal?

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Nice try Houspie

I have no idea, even since I got here in 14', there has always been a strong Sox presence. Even when the Cardinals won 100 games in 2015 they didn't even get gamethreads unless I made them and they're just my NL team.

>home run shootouts
holy shit don't give him ideas user

That's typical Cubs fans for you.

Stop feeding newfags. Better yet stop posting in generals. Generals aren't Yea Forums.

The NL is going to have the DH, it's the worst kept secret in baseball. And I'm an NL fan. Who knows about all that other stuff

how'd you know I was a cubs fan?

Sounds based to me. Deal, sucka.

What about robot umpires? That's the deal breaker for me.

Watching the boomer heart attacks when this happens will be glorious.

You for mandatory steroids, roboumps, and runner starting on 2nd during late innings.

I would say millenial/zoomers take that deal but millenial/zoomers are also bandwagon fairweathers so they don't apply to the "10 years no championship" part.

I refuse to play into the "woe is me" bullshit of some of the Sox fan. There are a lot of teams that have it much worse, like the Dodgers lol.

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houspie strikes again!

What an awful question. Whoever wrote this needs to impale their head upon a stick. Stop discouraging loyalty.

zoomies run this sport now got a problem FAGGOTS!?

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>and more

The dodgers are good unlike the white sux lmao

FUCK OFF ZOOOOOMERS!

I hope whoever wrote this chokes on their own blood!

>manfred needs to impale his head upon a stick

1988 vs. 2005. You're pretending to be retarded on purpose. Stop.

This question actually fucking triggered me because it's one of my worst and darkest nightmares. Right now my team is rebuilding with no bright future in sight soon. Who knows when they'll be good again and if they do, what would things look like then? Manfred has already put the 3 batter minimum for pitchers in action in the minor leagues. He even put the starting a runner on second base rule and let's not forget the 4 pitch IBB is already memory holed. This is only the beginning and it's scary. I envy those teams who won a ring recently, they got the good fortune to experience winning baseball while it's still baseball.

Unless you're a boomer born in 1988 or earlier (I doubt it), you're objectively wrong.

>manfred needs to choke on his own blood

>rebuilding with no bright future in sight soon
Every rebuilding team took a step in the right direction this offseason with replenishing their farm or trading away aging talent when their window was shot down. The MLB doesn't exist in a vacuum. No one expected the rebuilding A's to be where they were last year. So please, worry less.

o i own ya
n i pwn ya

Not to mention 2014 MLB vs. 2017 MLB is a completely different landscape almost. Some projects take 3 years. The only ones who can't get it right are the ones who lag behind. Stop thinking linearly for once.

We need to replace Manfred immediately.

deadspin.com/why-are-mets-fans-mets-fans-1832542986
>this week in why Deadspin writers are spineless cucks who find loyalty a chore and desperately want you all to become bland monotone Yankee NPCs

What happened in 2005?

Resident Evil 4 came out.

With?

for me it's anime

That's not what the article is talking about. Although I'm noticing a shitton of forcefeeding of wanting you to be an NPC bandwagon faggot because your team is supposedly not good. Fuck Jewnalists.

Hmm... I have just inquired about a certain r*ce poster. Consider yourself listed.

It's been happening and now it's happening even more

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Why are we posting here when there's a general up?

>willingly rooting for a loser
the cuckery

While you are right about rebuilding teams typically going in the right direction, how do you rationalize the of rate of MLB rule changes that further drive it away from what it should be?

>spicswing

I like Kershaw, but this needs an update

youtube.com/watch?v=7RvHrquQfyE

Kershaw to the Windians!

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(((media)))

Don't know what's worse, the Tribune or WaPo. WaPo has the most sanctimonious sports writers I've ever seen but the Tribune ruined the Cubs so it might as well be them.

1 more hour til baseball

twitter.com/DanielBrim/status/1111307913505787906
Wait until you see this. I think he's still going on about it. People say Manfred is ruining baseball, but I have to think that journalists that write about it are even worse.

I imagine your average sports journalist as a scrawny or fat unathletic bald(ing) bespectacled bearded man in the same flannel shirt every day who's not in it for the sports, but for the social standing.

>agony of allegiance

I wish these people would get nuked

The stupid fucking thread wars are between a Cubs fan and an Astros fan. They're both idiots guilty of multiple crimes against humanity.

THIS. also go astros

Who are we siding with?

>Current standings of the /mlb/a/ draft.
Remember to post a screenshot, the characters name and what series they’re from when drafting.
The character cap is 16, once you reach that, you are not allowed to pick any more and have to release or trade one of your characters.

Mariners: (16)
Nico Yazawa – Love Live!
Rize Taneda - gochuumon wa usagi desu ka
Rinko Iori – Gundam Build Fighters
Yuki Takeya – Gakkou Gurashi
Zaku Mariner – Zeta Gundam
Tsuyu ‘Froppy’ Asui Boku no Hero Academia
Sailor Neptune – Sailor Moon
Mikuru Natsuki – Aikatsu!
Rei Ayanami – Neon Gensis Evangelion
Haruhi Suzumiya – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Allenby Beardsley – G Gundam
Hisone Amakasu - Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan
Hotori Arashiyama - Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru
Satoru Furuya- Diamond no Ace
Kojiro Suzuki- Major
Rikka Takarada - ssss gridman

Phillies: (16)
Salamandinay - Cross Ange
Matsuno Jyushimatsu - Osomatsu-san
Suzukawa Koume - Taishou Yakyuu Musume
Rias Gremory - High School DxD
Ika Musume - Shinryaku! Ika Musume
Shirai Kuroko - To Aru Majutsu no Index
Frolaytia Capistrano - Heavy Object
Mine Fujiko - Lupin III
Kazanari Tsubasa - Senki Zesshou Symphogear
Pitohui - Sword Art Online Alternative: GGO
Hanabatake Yoshie - Aho Girl
Dakki - Hakyuu Houshin Engi
Kaminashi Nozomi - Keijo!!!!!!!!
Katalina - Granblue Fantasy
Mordred - Fate Apocrypha
Harime Nui - Kill la Kill

Cubs: (16)
Lala – Monster Musume
Viridi - Kid icarus
Inaba Himeko - Kokoro Connect
Zombina - Monster Musume
Konata Izumi - Lucky Stars
Aisha Clanclan - Outlaw Star
Pyra - Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Azusa Nakano - K-ON!
Lunamaria Hawke - Gundam SEED Destiny.
Gwendolyn "Gwen" Poole - Gwenpool
Homura – Senran Kagura
Isuzu Sento – Amagi Brilliant Park
Kagura – Azumanga Daioh
Mukuro Ikusaba – Danganronpa
Uzaki Hana - Uzaki-Chan Wa Asobitai!
Yowane Haku – VOC@LOID

Neither, we all lose

Mets (15)
Chiro – Touhou
Noriko Takaya – Gunbuster
Sachiko Koshimizu - iDOLM@STER
Haruka Amami - iDOLM@STER
Himeko Tachibana – K-ON!
Mayuri Shiina - Steins;Gate
Shiki Eiki – Touhou
Hanayo Koizumi – Love Live!
Rin Hoshizora - Love Live!
Maki Nishkino - Love Live!
Rance – Rance
Tsubasa Kira - Love Live!
Mugen - Samurai Champloo
Levi Ackerman - Attack on Titan
Jet Black - Cowboy Bebop

White Sox: (14)
Poplar Taneshima – Working!!!
Taiga Aisaka - Toradora
Kongou – Kantai Collection
Tsubasa Hanekawa – Bakemonogatari
Rin Tohsaka- Fate/ Stay Night
Yamato- Kantai Collection
Chaika- Hitsugi no Chaika
Joan of Arc- Fate/Apocrypha
Takao- Arpeggio of Blue Steel
Megumin-Konosuba
Enoshima Junko- Danganronpa
Jibril- No Game No Life
Yukino Miyazawa - Kareshi Kanojo no Jijou.
Kylie - Kouya no Kotobuki Hikoutai

Blue Jays: (13)
Takashi Kamiyama - Cromartie High School
Shinichi Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Shinjiro Hayashida - Cromartie High School
Takeshi Hokuto - Cromartie High School
Akira Maeda - Cromartie High School
Megumi Hayashibara (Maedas Mother) - Cromartie High School
Beta Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Yutaka Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Masked Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Kiichi Fujimoto - Cromartie High School
Freddy - Cromartie High School
Gorilla - Cromartie High School
Horse - Cromartie High School

as a cubs fan I'm sorry

Begone

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Braves: (11)
Meifong Sakura – Valkyrie Drive
Atsuko ‘Akko’ Kagari – Little Witch Academia
Suu – Monster Musume
Yotsuba Koiwai - Yotsuba&!
Motoko Kusanagi – Ghost in the Shell
Iori Minase - Idolm@ster
Kyou Fujibayashi - Clannad
Miku Nakano - 5-toubun no Hanayome
Yui Funami - Yuru Yuri
Nico Robin - One Piece
Tatami – The galaxy akashi

Dodgers: (12)
Miki Sayaka – Madoka Magica
Akemi Homura – Madoka Magica
Momiji Inubashiri – Touhou
Rosa – Pokemon Black & White 2
Satania - Gabriel Dropout
You Watanabe - Love Live
Nozomi Tojo – Love Live
Anemone - Eureka Seven.
Toshinou Kyouko - Yuru Yuri
Kumiko Oumae - Hibike Euphonium
Arcueid Brunsted – Tsukihime
Hina Kagiyama – Touhou
Shinka Nibutani - Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!

Padres (11)
Duo Maxwell - Gundam Wing
Zara - Magnificent Kotobuki
Char Aznable - Mobile Suit Gundam
Akane Shinjo - SSSS Gridman
Reigen Arataka - Mob Psycho 100
Musashi Goda - Mob Psycho 100
Saitama - One Punch Man
Momo Yaoyorozu - Boku No Hero Academia
Eagle - Girly Air Force
Phantom - Girly Air Force

Reds: (8)
Kurisu Makise - Steins;Gate
Amanda O'Neill - Little Witch Academia
Mayoi Hachikuji – Bakemonogatari
Kneesocks - Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Maria Momoe - Big Windup!
Angel – King of Fighters
Galko - Oshiete! Galko-chan
Maya Takahashi - Amagami
Moriko Moriok - Recovery of an MMO Junkie

Yankees (7)
Yayoi Takatsuki - iDOLM@STER Xenoglossia
Kanan Matsuura - Love Live!
Nene Sakura - New Game!
Umi Sonoda - Love Live!
Koume Shirasaka - The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls
Hifumi Takumoto - New Game!
Asuka Langly Soryu - Neon Genesis Evangelion

Seeth at the weebies!

>Blue Jays: (13)
>Takashi Kamiyama - Cromartie High School
>Shinichi Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
>Shinjiro Hayashida - Cromartie High School
>Takeshi Hokuto - Cromartie High School
>Akira Maeda - Cromartie High School
>Megumi Hayashibara (Maedas Mother) - Cromartie High School
>Beta Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
>Yutaka Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
>Masked Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
>Kiichi Fujimoto - Cromartie High School
>Freddy - Cromartie High School
>Gorilla - Cromartie High School
>Horse - Cromartie High School

What did Canada mean by this?

Astros: (10)
Youmu Konpaku – Touhou
Sakaki - Azumanga Daioh.
Chitose Karasuma - Girlish Number
Louise de La Vallière - Zero no Tsukaima
Chika Fujiwara - kaguya sama:love is war
Popuko and Pipimi - Pop team epic
ochako uraraka - Boku No Hero Academia
Mako - Kill la Kill
Saki Nikaido - zombieland saga

Diamondbacks: (5)
Mila – Monster Musume
Pearl – Splatoon 2
Katsuragi - Senran Kagura
Nagatoro - Please Don't Bully Me, Nagatoro
Rin Shima - Yuru Camp

Angels: (5)
Hikari Jinno - Jiburiru.
Mari Makinami Illustrious – Rebuild of Evangelion
Ohtani – NISINsambora
Sylphynford Tachibana - Himouto! Umaru-chan
Monika - Doki Doki Literature Club

Rangers: (4)
Cerea - Monster Musume
Darknes – Konosuba
Akari Akaza - Yuru Yuri
Ozen - Made in Abyss.

Orioles: (4)
Auriana – Lolirock
Haruna Takaoka - Tiger Mask W
Min Min – ARMS
Yellow - Pokemon Adventures

Nationals: (2)
Umaru Doma – Himouto! Umaru-chan
Gary ‘Dicks’ Oak - Pokemon

Red Sox: (2)
Ellen Baker – New Horizon
Uesugi Tatsuya - Touch
That 3DPD they stole from the Dodgers

Brewers (1)
Misato Katsuragi - Neon Genesis Evangelion

Nostalgia for their back to back Worlds Eries.

Even worse is the McCutcheon article he's working off of to justify his shit take.
>muh financial gap
It's a bat, a glove, and a ball. It is your neighborhood, your city/local government, your tax base. If there isn't a baseball field [no, they are not complicated to maintain] it is because you don't want one.

That's fair. Touch'em all Joe!

I side with the non general fags over the general fags just off the basis of how butthurt the general fags get when their thread doesn't get picked.

Also the general fag getting caught red handed same fagging will never not make me laugh.

How do we know it's a cubs fan?astros seems obvious

Jesus Christ

The Arbitration Belt
Based or Cringe?

Btw the astros are gonna win the world series just giving you a heads up

107th for the Cleveland Spiders!

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Pretty cringe, honestly. I think taking a hard line in arbitration is justifiable for teams, but the theatrics over it is a little much.

Because we feel like it.

it wasn't an astros fan it was totally a cubs fan

t. Houspie

We need inspector godgers

fuck you stupid cubs babytalker

Houspie downrange!

THIS IS NOT A CUBS THREAD FUCK THE CUBS

Cubs piss me off

fuck outta here cubs this isn't your thread go somewhere's else

You can always tell who Houspie makes the thread because of the following 3 tells.

>He autistically needs to add general to the subject.
>He autistically needs to add an eddtion to the post.
>He autistically needs to change MLW to MIL.

You don't even need Gay Man Godgers to figure that out.

You can't just change the rules, newfag.

That's Mr Gay Rodgers to you! and we don't want that lunatic making a bad name for us astro fans. Also these cubs fans need to leave with their lunacy!

But it is. Just look at the OP image

hm... r*ce is infecting us again I see... Just give me some time guys, I'll solve the puzzle that's left us flabbergasted

Fine... Mister Gay Rodgers

That says Sox not Cubs am i in the same thread?

Also it shows the Sox as puppet masters.
I don't think the people who want to blame the Cubs have thought this cunning plan to scapegoat through.

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There are no rules redditor.

This is /mlb/

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God bless you Inspector

Autism

I like big cocks! oh yes I DO!

EXPOSED

I need to suck more dick for beer and food

There's a reason I didn't answer this right away, and I got what I wanted.

>dozens of samefag posts about how it's a Cubs fan

I give you the trademark tell of the obsessed Cubs fan OP.

There are other tells. Let's just say he's clearly new to this. And since I'm not, let's just say he tipped his hand very early.

this is not me! not gay enough!

We seriously fucking need thread IDs.

Yea Forumsstros!

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This, but also strong community moderation so we can hide posts we collectively don't like. And don't forget upvotes!

kek

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RICE OWL! I GOT YOU NOW!

This.

This

Agreed

seconded, the samefagging is ruining /mlb/

Not him but I want this too and think it will help a lot.

Eduardo Rodriguez's breakout year.

I FUKKEN LOVE SPORTS...baseball, ncaa, nba, golf all at the same time. nfl draft very soon. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

cubs fan here

So much this.

These are all my post now

Fuck off go to the other dead thread

SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!

my penis need no inspection and you cant just take my post

Let's Go Schwarby !!!

astros desu

as a cubs fan I'm sorry!

We really need more janitor oversight in these threads guys.

I have a feeling all these cubs fans are the same person

Here we go Houston here we go

gonna need to eat some cock to solve this case

/mlb/ needs more moderation and less fun.

this is NOT okay

I will sove this misery of who's drinking all the free beers

/mlb/ is not a board for fun this is a baseball thread simple as

We need fucking order in this thread. Death to Cubbies!!!

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it's fine cubbie kun! you did nothing wrong! it's those mean tardinals fans, it's just that they don't understand you and the fun you bring to these threads!

someone explain to me why lifelong cub fans talk like babies?

At least Trout set the ceiling and Dombrowski knows what's up with Mookie.

Here we go Chi Town here we go

Imagine living in a shitty dump like shitcago.

Go back to sucking at DBZFighters

Tardinals suck lol

Anywhere that would exonerate my man Jussie is a future city going Jetsons

>gay louis

Cubs fan here and I would like to apologize

trump dumps on chicago all the time because it's obama country. whenever trump shits all over something, there's always a kindergartner's logic behind it.

thank you.

All I want to know is what happened to the anime.

my sorry ass would like to apologize to everyone

Fuck the Cubs and Anime can stay

youtu.be/VNOQXj2A2ZE

Dodgers
Shameimaru Aya

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>anime on Yea Forums

Since the Yankees want nene the astros Draft Hajime Shinoda From New Game!

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They are adult males living with their parents well past the acceptable age. While they likely hate the "in cel" label and don't identify with it, the nips unironically have a name for them
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbivore_men

Herbies to the genny!

“These herbivore men don’t connect with others, they don’t establish their own families or have children and don’t really contribute anything meaningful to society, either tangibly or intangibly,” says Wong. “They are like parasites who often live with their parents. So you can imagine how it’s going to affect society in the long run, socially and economically.”

Like Japan, our society is rapidly ageing, he adds. “These ‘grass-eating men’ are not capable of taking care of their ageing parents and neither are they capable of taking care of themselves when they become old, they are childless so they will have no family support,” he says.

Another type of man you won’t be finding on any dating apps are the “modern-day hermits”. They seek extreme disconnection and isolation from the rest of society, they become practically invisible. This phenomenon is triggered by an overburdened sense of responsibility, and when the pressure becomes too unbearable it causes the person to pull away and unplug from society in a kind of self-imposed exile.

After a long-term detachment from society, their social skills diminish and this affects their ability to find employment. This has a domino effect of creating youths who are financially dependent on family and friends, jobless and lacking in drive. Not only does this mean these hermits never leave the nest or mature, but they are far less likely to have long-term relationships, romantic or friendship-based.

>nobody mentions the twins
>everyone is talking about “them”

Twins are gonna win the division but sadly that means nothing since even the cubs could win that division

literally me

>broors

>pissconsin

i'm telling you the reds are gonna win the NL central and make the cusb,methinals and broors seethe! its that kinda year

>the abbreviation for Milwaukee literally is MIL
>mlb is a general
>you don't know how to spell "edition"
You're the shitlord who spams "housepie" every time his thread doesn't get picked, the jannies have blocked you multiple times.

you're lucky /mlb/ isn't as autistic as /hoc/ or you'd be sitebanned by now.

found houspie

Cards gamethread?

So which one is houspie? i see this post every 2 seconds

Cringe bro cringe

sure I'll make it

Houspie is in this image He made this thread early And he made this post Just to scratch the surface.

what if you're houspie

brewers vs cardinals

what if i'm houspie or a baby talker or godgers. OH NO

You get both Cubs and anime

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No just anime, cubs posters can go fuck off to the other thread

Nope, Cubs stay in the real thread. You can go to the shitty one.

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>drove 2 hours to see a minor league game
>stadium empty on arrival
>realize I read the schedule wrong

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ok fine but no babytalking

tool spotted tool has been spotted! FAGGOT!!!!!

FUCK the weebies

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It's a good day for baseball

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RETARD HAS BEEN SPOTTED ON THE PREMISES

the baby talkers are here

>Upton out 2-3 months
God hates the Angels

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Stop talking like a baby

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We could simulate a complete /mlb/ thread using about 30 words and 10 images and nobody would know the difference

you mean we aren't?

>deviant art
>bacon hands
checks out

pure cancer

Houspie spotted

this is cancie!!!

don't even

>running into your own outfield wall

Cancies to the genny!

Why an off day right after the season starts? Is manfred a RETARD?

It's to give them time to select a narrative for this year. Unless, of course, texas has another wainstowm oh so sowwy for widdle texas! Splishy splashy you get a trophy!

he's still patting himself on the back after the rousing success of the juiced balls on opening day

How don't people see through this? Manfred clearly gave them a free trophy much like 2013 Red Sox

I'm glad it's back.

>let's give half the teams an off day after one game
>let's have the mariners and athletics play 6 games in march

bravo manfred

Numbers. Stats. Wtf is a WHIP anyways? I love it.

Too bad the hurricane didn't kill off Altuve,l and every other astros player. Would have been great.

Cubs was blatant as all hell too, but is forgotten because almost all the umpball was in the NLCS. Indians were so shit they didn't even have to get too involved there

Anyone else stick to watching highlights/news recaps like a casual?'

I fucking love baseball, but I just don't have the time or attention span for 162 3 + hour games.

This so fucking hard. It makes me wonder how many are actually rigged. What a joke.

Then why dont you find the nearest pen and slam it directly into your thrachea you fucking faggot.

Is it true that batters will purposely foul off pitches that they don't like, or are they trying to get a hit every time they swing? And do pitchers ever make pitches with the intent of them being popped up?

You can go ahead and fuck right off you big fat autist.

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Based Yandy and his angle

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Fuck the trop

IN YOUR HEAD

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thoughts on this well respected baseball stadium?

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I'm sorry...

A genuine field of dreams

Fuck off casual

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Imagine being such an adhd zoomer that you think it's difficult to follow a 3 hour game. You are a plague to baseball and we don't need you or your kind here.

It legit looks better this opening weekend than the last 2 seasons. I remember trying explain to my gf who knew nothing about baseball why the 17' opening game yaks @ rays was played in such an ugly warehouse. is was so dark and gray and the fake grass was all worn out and shitty looking.

find the nearest lake tie a few cinderblocks onto your ankles stab yourself in the throat and drown on your own blood faggot.

Nazi frogs vacate to the other thread

The average age of a baseball viewer today is 57.

How does that make you feel /mlb/?

*gasp* you see my dear *gasp* these cucks play *gasp* in a warehouse *belch, gasp* due to libtard *gasp* not having one modicum of decency

his thighs quivering and clapping with excitement as an Arby's commercial interrupts the mound visit

*muffled, through a CPAP machine* ...never use blacks in home security commercials...

I listen to most games on the radio, either at work or when I'm doing chores.

>the real thread
hi cubs op

user was right on the money, it's really fucking easy to tell that it was a cubs fan doing the threadwar shit all along

No
It's better than people think.

>Thread war
The only one who thinks there's a war is Houspie. Stop making threads 200 post early.

>only 57
Fuck zoomers

BASED rays win!

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Will the Orioles go 0-162?

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That's not the OP. What do you want autist?

These thread wars are reaching nuclear levels

I'm curious... indulge me if you would, please.
Why are "general" threads peaceful with nobody sperging, but "/mlb/" threads have 50+ posts of people whining and sperging out over a word?

I think you mean 50+ posts of people whining and sperging out over the lack of a word.

I haven't even been making threads. I only made it because it was at 500 and a new one wasn't linked. I barely make them. I don't know why everyone's throwing a fit over it.

Its sports. It's passion and competition. That should explain the sperg posts.

Only one person is throwing a bitch fest.

Shadow trains.

yeah I kind of figured. He did it last one I made a few weeks back. I'm not even trying to start a thread war I just posted it when it was at 500.

At this point just keep doing it because watching him throw his temper tantrums is fun.
Plus he needs to be reigned in because he made his own thread when the current one wasn't even close to being at the thread limit.

Don't worry about it, you're doing the right thing. Make a thread at 500, post about baseball. That's all there is to it.
There's a faggot from Houston that has some kind of tic that requires he be the OP of every /mlb/ thread. It's bizarre. He'll post at 470 just to get the OP and soothe his Autism.
It really shouldn't be this hard, but I suppose we are in the Autism epicenter of the Internet, so. What're ya gonna do.

Dodgers vs Dbacks

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Do marlins fans even exist?

>hi well hello there poster
Well hello there. This is the real hello there poster.

That one weird tripfag shills the Marlins a lot this season

The stadium looked dead even when the rockies weren't dabbing on them.

Hi real hello there poster.

>This is the real hello there poster.
Well hello there.

>can't watch giants play because of the fucking warriors
reeee

real hello there poster here.
well hello there

Manny Machie still has no hits as a daddy :((((

Are the whos being shit a result of the trump curse?

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Time for the giants to slip deeper in to a peaceful decade of obscurity.

there's the reddit, friend

LMAO

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Since when do the Giants have fans?

I guess you can say my jays are back.

Oh, you own the team?

What position do you play, friend?

GOLDY
O
L
D
Y

>6,503 attendance for second Marlins game of the season
Professional sports in Florida was a mistake.

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the DADDIES are ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so tired of the two florida baseball teams
Please give more deserving locations some major league baseball

lmao beating up holland and the jints

very elite!

Rays to Montreal and Marlins to North Carolina when?

so elite they'll still miss postseason

>Marlins' first two games' attendance: 25,423 and 6,503
> Last year's first two games: 32,151 and 12,034
Relocation when?

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Move the marlins to OMAHA

Let's Go Steak-ies *clap clap, clap clap clap*

S. Florida is a third world shithole

(((Goldschmidt)))

They are there because of television market size.
The Marlins are tricky because of the new ballpark. I also wonder if Oakland isn't the one to move first. SF already covers most of that market and the A's are going to lose their revenue sharing payments soon because they aren't going to be considered small market.

N-N-NO BROS THE PADRES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SHIT THIS YEAR TRUST ME

he's fucking amazing, 2 HRs tonight and just made a gold glove dp at first.

I could see him winning MVP but I don't know about the rest of that lineup to be honest desu

Ozuna might finally untuck his dick now that he has Carp and Goldy to take pressure off him like he had in Miami with Stanton and Yellich

>Well hello there.
Greetings, youngling.

(YUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)

Honestly watching the mariners take apart the "World Champs" is pretty fun desu

But the Cubs ownership constantly suck off Trump and look what happened to the Cubs right after Trump won.

what a madman

>wins mvp

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GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY GOLDY

Has GodSchmidt figured out baseball?

>gaysconsin

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Watching the Mariners is always fun

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even though my astros lost today all i can say is we're coming

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>we're coming
more like cumming for man fag

So he started juicing at the start of the year this time. Midseason burn out to evade tests imminent.

yo shut up

Hey dodgers this is how you play baseball

What series, must reply if you want her to pass her physical.

not that user but it's a 2hu. Google helps

What the actual shit. Why does Houston have Aledmys Diaz in their infiled? I thought they were smarter than that. Fucking guy had a record for errors with the Cardinals.

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cope

Boston losing again btw
lets all laugh at them

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He wasn't that bad as a third baseman for the blue jays

Correas out and i guess they didn't do their research

So lads, how are you dealing with Recker retiring? How will we each cope?

bombston kek bombston!!!!

>Red cucks are gonna go 0-2
>Mariners are gonna be 4-0 if they don't choke
Let's play ball

BOMBSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

>15 games yesterday
>only 8 today
incredible scheduling

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Pls God, make the current Andrew Miller the 2016 Andrew Miller again.

Sincerely,
BAJP

No

Signed,
God

the Marlins will be your 2019 world series champs

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Kill Rick Hahn.

God damnnit.

Only if the whos make a postseason appearance

WHAT A PUSSY FAGGOT OF A MOVE.

Really, int walking Goldy and denying him a chance at 4 HRs when there are already 2 hours...

GET IN HERE

He's a big reason they won't though.

FAT HARVEY LMAO

Brewers comfirmed to be bitch pussy ass niggas.

outs*

MACHIE GOT HIT FIRST HIT AS A DADDY YAY I'M SO HAPPY

I love machado I'm so happy right now

I am so happy :D

White Sox lol

...sigh...gah...uuunnng...gackt...

Shocking machado is a better signing than bryce "strikeout" pooper

...gah...

>gackt
youtube.com/watch?v=aKmb9ei07HM

yay! bitch boy got a hit!

seething

seeth!!

just thought you would all enjoy this

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I guess Manfred re-juiced the baseballs this year lol

Jints making the Dads look like a world beater

>A Denton, Texas grand jury indicted former MLB reliever John Wetteland on three counts of continuous sexual assault of a child on Friday.

>Police arrested Wetteland in January on charges that he repeatedly sexually abused a 4-year-old relative starting in 2004.

>He was named the MVP of the 1996 World Series as the closer for the Yankees in their win over the Atlanta Braves

So uh is mlb the show 19 worth it?

>chokeland a's

Tatis jr. with another hit today. This gif sums up how White Sox fans are being like.

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But you got what's his name for the Cubs.

>you
He's hitting .000.

White Sox won the trade.

white sox fans are jerking off?

So what's the deal with james shields?

No trade backs.

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If that's how you jerk off then boy do I have some news for you.

>Stankees

This is what I think of your anime, /mlb/.

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i mean that anime sucks so meh

>killing worst girl
Thanks /k/ind sir!

>he doesn't know

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I haven't bought one in like 4 years and I think it's pretty good. If you buy it every year it's probably the same shit as last year.

>dat twist

Absolutely savage

Fuck off

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based

Someone put a stop to the carnage!!

oh you can die now asshole

I mean it's a bad anime so ehhhhhhhh it's a pass

Which team has Kirino in the anime draft and just got BTFO?

ummmmmmm GUYYYYYyyyyyssssss

how do you score a run off the daddies pitching staff??????????????????

none of the teams have her lol

>bad
>anime

???

yes oreimo is pretty mediocre

pick 1!!!!

lol

>"""""""people"""""" acting like kirino was the worst girl when Manami existed

kirino to the Yea Forumsstros!

NOOOOOOOOOO the rangers can have her

Based Kirino to the cubbie!

>chika
>now kirino
Wow the astros have shit taste

Stay mad fag

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>Trout carrying
Literally no other player in the league can carry this shit lineup

you didn't even see the anime

I watched a Yankees game and all I can say is

Dios mío, espíritu del Señor, espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada. Ángeles, arcángeles y santos del Paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor. Lléname de ti. Expulsa de mí todas las fuerzas del mal. Aniquílalas, destrúyelas, expulsa de mí los maleficios, la magia negra. El Ogro de Las Tinieblas. La Luz Extinguido. El Insecto. Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica. Todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia. La enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica. Destruye al Monstruo. A La Creatura. Quema este mal en el Infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí, ni a ningún ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente en nombre de Jesucristo salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a todas las presencias del Goblino, que me abandonen inmediatamente, que me abandonen definivamente y que se vayan al Infierno eterno. El Chupa-Chupacabras no puede triunfar. El Monstruo. El Abominación debe morir. Encadenado por San Miguel Arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado por el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada. Aleja a la aberración genética. Al Ogro del Este.

Santa Maria!

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RED SUCKS BTFO

kirino is shit, chika is meh and you have shit taste

Thinking about getting the MLB.tv subscription, had fun watching the free games last year but want some more. Also, what's a fun team to follow this year? Prefer east coast team because I live in Europe and would like to watch some games live.

Nice job mariners

nobody cares houspie

Giants finally score, lol.

A fun east coast team to follow? definitely the miami marlins. They are a real group of up and comers and have major potential this season. Spend the money needed to watch the marlins. trust me you won't regret it :)

why the FUCK does laureano suck all of a sudden?

You're better off just watching streams for free on bilasport, some games are bought by Facebook and such and aren't streamed on MLB.tv, or some such thing

top kek

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obviously you do otherwise i wouldn't have a (you) right now

How did a team named the yankees of all teams become the 56%?

follow the NL East teams aside from miami

>91755765
>he fell for my trap
>he admits he's houspie
houspie spotted!

You can.... PUTITONTHEBOARD!!!YES!!

Don't listen to this. Some underdogs this season with potential to overperform are the Tampa Bay Rays, San Diego Padres (unlikely to make postseason), and perhaps the Atlanta Braves. If you want a team with dedicated fanbase probably Astros or Phillies.

Now comes the part where everyone points fingers and calls me a fucking retard.

Oh no woah is me, found out by an autist. time to start another thread war

Go back to fapping to inferior anime girls

I mean chika's a better choice then anything you can name off the top of your head

I'm recommending him a team that is befitting of the country he's from

Why do White Sox fans "fly the arrow" for James Shields?

man it must suck being a who fan, i would recommend stop making threads that waste spots on Yea Forums

Kaguya

Check mate

Houspie fully exposed and humiliated once again

Not even close

kek
if belgium were a baseball team it'd definitely be a random NL team like the marlins or reds

chika is an fotm normalfag memegirl
Oh hey just like your team!

Shut up houspie

houspie has been completely and utterly dominated! his threads will never take off again!!

and what team do you possibly follow?

Meltdown in seattle

digits confirm

Sorry my mistake

checked and what did they fucking expect with hunter fucking strickland

Weird cause in football we're the top ranked team!

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The White Sox but that has nothing to do with how shit Chika is just like Zero Two was before her.

what are the chances this ends on a DP?

intercontinental MLB when

Did you ever buy that Cardinals jersey? I think I remember you from a previous thread

No I'm sorry....

the only accomplishment in the entire history of belgian soccer is beating the US that one time in the world cup. thats it

>who's fan
well there you go

>last world cup
>beating england not once but twice

Again, nothing to do with how shit Chika is.

based sockie teaching houspie a lesson

my halos got the first w of the season today

Chika isn't shit, white sox are and you have shit taste good day

>losing to THE surrender monkeys themselves
>groups stage and 3rd place wins
lol

Shut the fuck up before i pop you one

>memeiners
LMAO

user don't we didn't even qualify even when it was handed to us

...

The white sox are indeed shit, im not a blind homer to not see that but that still doesn't stop chika from being shit.

its true. america is an embarrassment at soccer. thankfully its not even close to our national sport

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no just shit taste on your part

>the IDP camp of Hunter Strickland

how is this clown still in the league?

>that Mexican with the Rick & Morty sweater
>the old white guy giving the nigga the death star
>the really surprised Paki

these crowd shoots are always so deep

>FOTM
>literal meme
>dumb as shit
>pink hair
>people only care about her because of the one dance and one rap scene
hmm

welp it's over mariners are back to being shit the fun's over and we can all go home now

>the old white guy giving the nigga the death star
>death star
Oh shit we're fucked

maybe you need to watch the anime sir

It's easy being the best at a sports when you're the only ones competing.

Though I do wish Baseball was a more worldwide phenomenon.

I call them the MariNOTs

Are you giving up even faster than whos fans in 2016?

no faster than the who's FO this past offseason

>being THIS ignorant of baseball in the wider world

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I'm on ep 4, too many other good shows this season. I'll catch up eventually, stil doesn't sway my opinion of her.

well you're set on your opinion which is shit btw. Kaguya is such a shitty main female but the cast is pretty strong

Remind me again how fast the mets fans gave up last year after their 11-1 start?

OMFG DID ANYONE SEE THE WARRIORS GAME THIS IS SOME CHEESE OMG MAN HOW ARE WE NOT 82-0 MAN KERSHAW SUCKS ASS

if we're being honest I saw too many threads and shit with her and stupid dance being spammed everywhere especially by normalfags so I started already hating her even before i got more into the show and now that I see how dumb she is the opinion is stuck

Germany's own Maximilian Kepler-Różycki will herald the rise of European baseball

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NOT SO FAST /mlb/ THE MARINERS AREN'T DONE YET

then you would hate the manga cause she's a more prevalent character in that

that was depressing as fuck. from the announcers to the crack of the bat

no it's over, see ya tomorrow........man this sucks fuck the red sox

Mariners have micropenis

>IT WAS 6 TO 1
Mariners can't do anything right

are the mariners even real lmao

real talk, >we were done before the season started

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So when do we trade the mariners for one of the nippon teams?

M's for softbank hawks who says no

NEW news & thread, plz no thread wars

This thread will be used for Red Sox shitposting.
Once it's run into the ground.

Use this thread.

well I'll see if I check it out after I'm done with the anime

Houspie Thread

Not Houspie Thread

ok i sense some bs, an anti astros thread oh fuck you

Clearly reverse psychology.

Who can beat Boston?

literally anyone actually

The Cubs

We made it to 501!

Please migrate to the official /mlb/ thread

>already a 2nd thread
>someone makes a 3rd thread
>guess I'll make a 4th thread
what the FUCK is wrong with you

Houspie in a seeth

--someone already made a thread
--there was already a thread so we didn't need that thread
--please stop spamming your shit

what the fuck is a houspie, you sound like a tard

Autistro ass blasted both his threads failed.

L
L
Take them.

The samefag is off the charts!

Yikes & cringers

clearly first.

fucking migrate and don't reward this autistic faggotry.

The other thread was made first though, that's what you post in.

>accusing someone of samefagging

no

He's on a rampage!