What achievement will he be remembered for?

What achievement will he be remembered for?

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Winning everything except the tournaments he had to play with shitters like Di Maria.

Being a manlet and choking massively with his NT

his early years

Ginger beard

in 30 years people will watch highlights of him on youtube and suck his dick in the same way people today do for cruyff

Rated as the GOAT by people that saw him play for his club, not rated by brainlet sudacas. Basically the Argentinian Cruyff, he probably won't get a sticky when he dies either.

Being the best dribbler, playmaker and goalscorer in the world for over a decade.

Statpadding against farmers and teams with shitty defenders. R9 is better than him in every single way during his prime.

Best player to never win a trophy for main squad of national team.

>his countrie's greatest footballer of all time is some London Donaghue from shitty clubs

He won Olympics

That hattrickt with 2 penalties against Deportivo Alaves.

Being the absolute and irrevocable GOAT

annihilating albacete
mashing malaga

speaking catalan, if he ever does it, that is

Barcelona baby.

Top 5 player alltime

biggest system baby in sport more than tom bredy

Considering the absolute fucking shit state of international play I wouldn't be surprised if club dominates the next 50 years and just like Jules Rimet no one gives a fuck about world cup anymore. There's just something magical about seeing the best players of the world on two teams facing each other unlike seeing an international game where a fucking shit Panathenaikos of Newcastle player has to be inserted into left back because the country couldn't do better.

Imagine watching Messi play and being so enraged that you have to try and discredit him by talking about his international achievements as though they matter.

His talent is rare and special. He's not going to last lads, enjoy it while you can.

FC Barcelona

At least he had like 5 different coaches, most of them complete nobodies

olympics are u-23

the last great white footballer

Bleaching his hair and growing a beard.

>messi is talented
so that's why he's only good in the club he's played for the last 15 years but shit in the national team where individual talent matters a lot more?

is being an argentine choking faggot manlet an achievement?

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Being the first person with mild autism to succeed in professional sports

Destroying Bilbao and Real Sociedad
>inb4 ronaldocucks seething about muh NT and CLs

>first person
are you legitimately retarded

inventing the contrived but groundbreaking footy lad look

>tfw dark brown hair but also ginger beard like Messi's
Is this a blessing or a curse?

>he's only been good for 15 years

Name another one

Doing fuck all in 3 finals and doing fuck all against the mighty Venezuela.

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This one

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Getting catfished?

Hattrick against mighty Levante in Lel Liga

Scoring against the mighty getafe and all those big clubs.

Those glory nights of hat tricks against Levante, 0 WCs, 0 Copa Americas and being irrelevant in the relevant CL games (meaning excluding those glory nights in group stage games vs Besiktas, Dinamo Minsk and etc)

5 goals against a 12th placed Leverkusen after winning the first leg away 3-1

He will be used in future IQ tests, if you rate anyone higher than him you're automatically retarded

Cucking Cristiano out of not one but two champion leagues. Scoring a header and a solo goal against half madrid squad.

He is the system

The choking system