/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Big Team Edition

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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 26
L. Hamilton 18
M. Verstappen 15
S. Vettel 12
C. Leclerc 10

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 44
Ferrari 22
Red Bull 15
Haas 8
Renault 6

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
157 (159 entries)

>Hund status:
Unter

>News:
Chassis rules decision might be delayed
Sainz: "Haas is actually good"
Hammo exposed
Alonso will test McLaren in Pirelli testing

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Why CAN'T Ricciardo keep up with Hulk?

Kino crashuuu!

More like Callum IDIOT

idiot

LMAO ILLOTT

>Ilott

CRASH

>"I'am such an idiot"

Honest

Illot? More like ALOTT OF CRASHES :DDDDDDDD

Not enough RICH ENERGY

Based

THE HALO SAVED HIM FROM THE FOAM SIGN

CHECKMATE, SAFETY HATERS

>Goatmacher jr. gained almost half a second from FP to quali
holy based

>Calderón not last
:D

Illot more like fatpiglot lol

WHAT AN IDIOT

:DDDDDDDD

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>Crashes
>Jumps out of the car right away

How would electro Charlie react to that?

Fucking Ayy Lmaos

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Tats

De Fries :D:D:D:D:DD:D so bad cucktas 2.0 die from cancer

>Tatiana Calderon
>first ever female F2 driver
>+1,8

CAM ON MICK
ACTIVATE THE POTATO GENE

>SCH

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Who sniped him guys?

>Rag

>SCHriener in 6th
>CALderon in 19th

/best girl/

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tittyana :DDD

fiaformula2.com/Live-Timing/Live-Timing-Inline//

posting the link here cause I don't wanna go to /r/f1feederseries every two minutes

it should be MSC desu

>KFC

what exactly did calderon do?

My girl

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Jagonya Ayam!

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Drive slow

Faster than a toothpaste/loo

but what if Michael returns?

imagine losing to a sperm bucket

That's a big helmet, who is it for?

Unironically kino

What race is Gelael

>Specifically, the document refers to the part of the code that reads: “Causing a collision, repetition of serious mistakes or the appearance of a lack of control over the car (such as leaving the track) will be reported to the stewards and may entail the imposition of penalties up to and including the exclusion of any driver concerned
Hulk vs Gio in steward's courtroom :D
motorsport.com/f1/news/hulkenberg-giovinazzi-practice-clash-bahrain/4360578/

I could REALLY go for a KFC family size bucket right now. And a can (or two) of RICH ENERGY for the optimal WASHDOWN experience.

Korea seems to have a nice helmet

orangutan :DDDD

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Filibeaner

Kentucky-Fried

you should take a MISSIONWINNOW break afterwards

reddit is ok sometimes...

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Sandersian

Why Mick isn't MSC?

who drives that KINO Renault livery?

>Korea seems to have a nice helmet

The one on his head, or the one that's been in Patricija's Mouth?

An F2 doesn't potentially become live if you jump out of the car

keke I'll give them that one

Apparantly he's back.

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Southern Filipino :DDDDDDDDDDDD

wait for david

Is Dorian, I dare to say, Jules reencarnation?

How did Alesi get a F2 seat ? He was just a sundaybabby in GP3.

>Patricija
>Not just pretending to do it

I am unironically seething at the journalist being a cunt. bet it was a toothpaste, too. Hope he winds up committing suicide under mysterious circumstances.

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Because Ralf retired a while ago

redpill me on those milwaukee leaf blowers

>Interlagos last GP of the year

Take me back

He's a goblino version tho

>the benis went in her mouth, but didn't actually touch anything

I believe that

>72 years old
I don't think this is a long term solution

DORIFTO

inb4 head dies before sunday

Looking for some thrust?

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Who can possibly stop """""""us"""""""?

2021 standardised part list

>calipers
>brake discs
>Brake pads
>steering column
>rims
>Halo
>Crash structures laterally and behind
>axles
>nuts
>drive shaft
>Brake and accelerator pedal
>DRS mechanism
>Innards of the fuel tank such as pumps
>Pit stop equipment: These include jack, gallows and impact wrench.

Grim

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Aitken's livery is as awful looking as him

>NotJules faster than Mick

>2HOU
what kind of stupid ass name is that?

Gearbox

>GAYLEL +1,8

It's not as kino without MarkeGOD :(((

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>Miami GP
>crash off the bridge
>this is the last thing you see

>>calipers
>>brake discs
>>Brake pads

That's actually interesting.
If they deliberately give them shit ones, racing could improve a lot
>longer braking distances = more passing

Honestly, as there been such a bullying in the last few F1 seasons?

>DRS
Pokemon Mega Ultra Yikes edition

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It's that second swerve that makes my benis rage.
>almost already touching, swerve the cunt again to make him move

who the fuck thought of this

This boggles my mind.
The whole pitbox is occupied by both F1 and F2?

we are the best farmers and the best sailors. very cool machine

Correct, F2 doesn't leave the pit area during the F1 race.

DEV's nosecone decal seems to be flapping

>Cuck yourself into the wall

No wonder he's gone from F1, anyone with >winner mentality would have punted it right back to the wetback

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I noticed that.
Do they have a beauty panel over the damper area? Might be that.

J A G O N Y A
A Y A M

are f2 cars stock?

GHIOATTO YES YES YES YES YES

schumacher 3 tenths slower than gelol, i repeat, he's slower than joke of a driver hahahahaha

That makes me want to watch a weekend race in person. Wish I could.

GHIOTTO

Yes

>schumi
it's ogre

Why is the poo even racing?

Paid seat?

>Rag

POOINLOO

RAG needed to take a poo :DDDD

wtf this poo in a loo just did LOL

Why did they do the flying laps earlier than the countdown?

>CAL
+2.3

I'm glad Tatiana isn't last :D

to avoid traffic/yellows/reds

>The principality of Mick, to be honest

>all this worry

Reminder that Mick doesn't even try until the second half of the season to make the championship fair.

based mick playing 4d chess for the sprint race

>outqualified by Gaylel by 2,5 tenths

Thank god his dad can't see this

STREAM REEEEEEEE

FP2 in 30 mins
SkyF1 on air in 15 mins


STREAMS:
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>Sky Sports F1 HD - 720p
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>ESPN U HD - 720p60
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>Fox Sports 506 HD - 720p
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half a bong until PEE 2

FUCK QUALY

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>being slower than the only girl on track

EMBARRASSING

It takes less effort to type:
> stream
Than it does to ask to be spoonfed.

Wanker.

>Zoo +1.6 from team mate
>Hubert +1.0

Nice """juniors""" Renault has

He doesn't try unless Sophia is there remember.

MarkeGOD so based that he's not even bothering to do qualy anymore (because it's for pussies) and is just going to show up for the race :DDD

R-Right guise?

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Wait, did Mehri run out of money?

>implying he ever had money

Good chuckle

Does anybody still have the meme with toto wolff where it says „activate it“?

>There is a high chance we are gonna get a situation where Dickbum is getting attacked by Kobayashi and MarkeGOD

That makes my pee pee go doki doki

BASED Tost BTFO Abitecunt.

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>Hey Dan, tell Olivia to put on the Red Panties. Me and my new friend here like to let off some steam with her after the Race

There is also a high chance that Kumakichi steals Liv from Dickbum.

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Based! Why won't that stinky frenchman just shut up?

Abiteboul is the villain F1 deserves and not Toto
Sadly he can't make his team relevant so he's stuck being an amusing seethy cunt in the midfield

>tfw Mana is still a big Red Bull fan though

I can only hope that I've been clingy enough that she rejects the Brit and goes for the superior Austrian cock of Lucas Auer.

Scenario
>MarkeGOD cruising in P1
>Team radio: "Herro Artemu, Kamui-san very fasto in P3, watch out"
>Dickbum is in P2
>Artem slows down to allow Kamui to pass Dickbum and then speeds away with him fighting for victory

Has Mick ever raced on this track before? Being 1s off the pace as rookie in first quali is probably okay, no?

But he's a Schumacher.

Based af

He raced there in the MRF Challenge

bred and groomed to race

give him time

>Alonso

JUST FUCK OFF

RP2 TIME

actually made me kek

Did you know he's a 2 time world champion?

MUH TRIPLE CROWN

>alonslow

Alonso really has to stay away from Formula 1 for a while
Just enjoy a few comfy Dakars man

For me it's the Ferrari F40

hhahahaahahah

I prefer the 355

Alonso is the best driver of this millenium you troglodytes

F50 GT if we are choosing Ferrari's.

Are all Britons degenerate gambling addicts?

At being a cunt?
And only twice?

>ffs more gambling ads

Look a V6 Hybrid ad!

>degenerate
yes

>gambling addicts
yes

>be the shantytown of Mclaren
>bring back your most antagonizing driver of the past decade to test because he is literally the only good thing to happen to the team in the last 6 years

Lecute!

god I love the grid fx part of epin music

Why do they play the intro during practice?

The term Briton already implies the term degenerate

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Saiz has a completely new engine

Lecute!!!!

And he's already used up his allocation of N's for the year :(((

I want to snuggle with bottas

When will we see another japanese team on f1? 5 years?

P4/5 or bust

IMPORTANT POLL

strawpoll.me/17701051
strawpoll.me/17701051
strawpoll.me/17701051

Once Honder wins again, Toyoder might consider coming back.

anyone have webm of Gio/Hülk crash or Illot killing himself?

GIMI PEE4!!!!!!!!1111!!!

dont expect nissan to show up anytime soon

Crofty.

Lando had that "I drive a maclaren" face

kek

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>fuel saving
Fuck off

he gay
he gay 100%

I'm waiting to see if Korean automobile ever get into motorsports. They got no history but Hyundai and Kia could both ez finance teams.

We don't speak about Lando's face

>Nissan GTR f1 project
My body iwould be regi

POO IN THE LOO
Hyundai are in WRC...

That would be nice

Not looking good for Crofty lads.

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Last time I checked, wrc was not the same as f1.

>if Korean automobile ever get into motorsports.

Is Marion a joke to you?

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But you said motorsports...

>racetrack in the desert
>hedges can't grow there

Ricciardo will do well this weekend.

>have aa facecam
>when a fucking helmet is required

skiing journalist might have been louis dekker according to some redditfag

ACTUAL POLL

strawpoll.me/17701082

if they did it would be the rumored R36 platform based instead

Ah lol, that one was toothpaste, I was speaking about f1

>only including the drivers you don't like

KYS yourself narrative pusher.
Go get a job with Sky.

FUG:DDDD

GO HONEY BADGER

Based gimi

Gimi practicing donuts for his WDC at the end of the year

oh fug :D

FUGG :DDDDDD

My ears bleed listening to Abbie Stephens. She and that fucking Nicki Shields are a disgrace compared to Pinkham, Masolini or Molly Petit

>crofty 1 vote
woah we got a masochist itt

Gimi winning another wdc is my wet dream. Alfa romeo winning races as well desu

I always want to die when that fucking mouse Di Resta is commentating

>seething because someone else made a poll
noice

Vasseur looks like that cartoon version of Peter Lorre.

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i pray to dog that valterry beats hamham this weekend

>+0.407
How is Ferrari going to cuck Charles this time?

Oh Marion

>POUCHED

Skyf1 banter is top class today

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What were YOU doing at 20 years old.

he'll get pole most likely

>boomers taking pictures with tablets

I genuinely hope whoever it was loses accreditation. Sure as fuck Sabine will never let him interview Mick again...

AMX

BWL

>P1 first lap with cold tires
>MERC IS UNDERDAGS

Bottaswinslol for the next 3 years.

>BASED MCLAREN RUNNING V10 SOUNDTRACK

this track suit valterry or ham ham the better``?

That Renault in that Mclel sounds like it wants to die

>the sound of that mclaren
My peepee got hard

>MCLEL RUNNING GOOD SOUNDTRACK
I have a boner

McWHEEEEEZE

Business idea: Realtime audio deepfakes of V10s over the current cars

Have they just abused self scrutineering and stuck a 2000s era engine in it do we think?

the vrigin honda brapp vs the chad mclarenault

Cube-icka

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Replace V10s with the sound of a V4 Two Stroke and we have a deal

>kjubika

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My body is ready, frankly

she is my girl friend !!

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big fan of shiny wheels here

>UAARGH HAM IS BLURBLE ON SECTOR ONE UARGHH!!!
Fucking Di Resta

Is GOA77AS, dare I say it, based?

>Gimi's car Pissing itself

KubiÇa
Renó
Fetel

queuebeekuh

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The fuck is going on with the McLaren sound? Broken mic or something, lol.

death to carrie. she'll never know you exist.

Look at the grip

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Québecois

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>that many gambling ads
Do brits bet that much?

If they are still running DRS on 2021 Brawn is official an aerodinamic Shitter

is Vettel, dare I say, finished?

Something loose maybe, suddenly change at high RPM and only sound like that on Sainz car

haha oopsie

>retardo

Run bitch

EXPOSITO

L E G O A T

I'm glad bottas has found his form again, he was embarrassing to root for last year

>williams times on soft tyres
Feelsbadman

oh nononon vettel

me too. mick's still just a kid.

h-hes on the hard tires
m-muh race pace practice

THAT TURN 11 LINE

GOD DAMN

APOLOGIZE

>+ .141
>and the shitposting is silenced

ouch

Yeah. If the press pack has much integrity they'll disown him anyway.

How do we fix this shit

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HE NAEAELID IT

smug Camilleri
by sacking Claire.

Going to the Korean Corner-store to get some winnows and inform the owner that he's being quite the detracting gook for not stocking any Rich Energy. You guys need anything?

no thanks, I'm looking for A Better Tomorrow

It's Leclerc's 1st year at Ferrari
He's just going to get faster than that to secure Driver #1 before Mick inevitably gets in Ferrari

A Better Tomorrow

>someone runds a bit wide but keeps it floored
sky retards
>HURRR DURRRR MISTAKE! COMPROMISED LAP! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
those fucking retards should shut the fuck up, they have 0 idea about racing, davidson is a fucking idiot, I guarantee you a decent sim racer would smoke him

Bepis

sell it to Audi or Porsche

How long before Kubica has enough of being berated by Patrick Head and leaves taking his sponsorship with him? Can't wait for nobody except Roberto Merhi and Paul the Rest Of lining up to replace him

WE
ARE
ZE
UNTERHUNTEN

his daughter

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Claire out
/f1/ in

WE
ARE
ZE
UNTERHUNTEN

>/f1/ in
inb4 dubs decide pit Strat

>a sim racer would smoke him
So true and so sad. It appears to me that they don't even like f1, or sports at all for that matter.

>be vetlel
>drive on the limit in q2
>follow leclerc just to see the lines he is taking through the turns
absolute state

Zak Brown seems like a nice bloke

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kinda hard to fuck up a one stopper tho

>Ricciardo on hards
you sand bagging fuck do something

Poach Ruth :3

Boyfriend.
Doesn't have to be cute, just someone not completely awful.

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>/f1/ takes over Willaims
>installs a V10
>fails scrutineering and is excluded from the weekend
>REEEEEEEEEE
>Williams is never seen again
>/f1/ gets a page on F1Rejects

what if orlen paid the money in one transaction?

Belt the cunt. Say it's for all gooks.

Mariah did nothing wrong.

Then they'd be idiots
Chargeback as last resort claiming breach of contract

God Crofty is so fucking dumb

>distracts the buttass

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>reduce tire blanket temps
>no one can grip for shit

gg no re

>ME SO SMART! ME NO LIKE FERRARI! RED CAR UGLY!
t. Brundle

HARBILTONG .2 behind BOT FERRARI +1.0 FROM MERCEDES FERRARI IS BACK FERRARI IS GOING TO WIN THIS WCC AND WDC

>fails scrutineering
Lol not anymore, self scruteering has >us covered

>female marshalls are nice to see
What did he mean by this

HULK

run over Claire in the pitstop

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P1 start for Carrie

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ORANGE CAR BAD

EXCELLENT, ZE LUGENPRESSE IS TELLING ZE UNTERHUNTEN STORY AGAIN

Stroll is getting the boot before Hungary isn't he?

WE
ARE
ZE
UNTERHUNTEN

Take that back

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Oh wait
>zeittraining
>time training

Germans, it's that practice or qualy?

>Martin are you there
>YES!!! I'M HERE AT TURN 9!!!! AND LET ME TELL YOU THOSE CARS ARE STRUGGLING FOR GRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE HEAR ME OR SHOULD I SCREAM EVEN MORE LIKE A RETARD????!!!!!!

for fucks sake I hate those sky faggots more and more each race, do you guys have a stream with no commentary or the american 'Speed' channel?

The owner of the team is literally his dad

quali

She'll be back from uni around the Monaco GP. I'll see if I can get her on layaway and get in touch with my customs broker to see about shipping her to the US.

There's a lanky meth-head that mans the store at night, he's friendly but not that bright.

Ungrateful gooks, after everything America does for them this is how they pay them back? Makes me sick.

>Sorry Martin team radio

He's a jew and jews would kick out their own son if it means their business thrives

>pierre LASTly

Then again, race next, so it must be qualy

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good posts

Sainz BTFO again
will you be sad to see him go at the end of the year?

:D
:-)

HEOAHOEHAOHEHOAHEEAHAOHEOAEHEA FORCE INDIA SAUBER ORANGE CAR BAD AWHIEAHEAHDAIEHAIEAHAIEHIAHEIAHEIAHEIHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHHEHEAHHEHEHAIAEIHE

sorry finland, jews don't hate their own kind

Not sad of that but sad because it means Alo back

Imagine being Ghastly

God damn thats a lot of material for Karunposting

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Danny Ric is Palmer tier

>Zaubalfa 2 tenths behind fucking RICCIARDO and only 8 tenths ahead of fucking WILLIAMS
oh no no no

>RAI
>GIO
OHNONONONO

You don't know about their levels of nepotism do you?

I'll take it. Tell him to call me.

Kvyat replacing Gastly when? My Pick is after Baku

>more money if team performs well
>more money = better car
ergo, kick out your shitty son who pretends to be a driver

>Lance Stroll behind a Williams
really lucky his dad owns a team desu

>10 KVY
>12 GAS

BASED TORPEDO

Stupid Troll.

STROLL

LOOOOOOOOL

Yeah, Barcelona, then he wins it
It's the right thing to do

D:

Gassy out!

>He came unto his own, and his own received him not.
John 1:11

>be Gordon Murray
>spend more money on Escorts than the cringe Australian

Dyson F1 when?

NO ERA PENAL for Hulk

>Verstappen leading the GP
>Kvyat about to get lapped
>amx gets cocky and tries to pass him around a corner
>baku2018.pptx

Gordon Murray

lewd

am i the only one who feels like getting a refreshing mission winnow?

That already happened in 2014

BT46 2: Electric Boogaloo

>hasn't done anything for F1 in 30 years
>still show up at paddocks
who lets him?

I'll just sip a Huski Chocolate, but each to their own

Same bloke who lets Alonso in

>Muse

>slipping to spurs

zero alfa on track

what's up with RIC?

He sucks

Exposed again

Regretting his choices

he's shit

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Please make RB able to dump you in f1 2019, just like this year

HUL is better

Is this our Unterhunds year?

Why is Gasly so slow?

Newey babby

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Keeps missing the apexes because he's looking for hedges

>$TROLL

>all sponsors but Pirelli are black on RP's car front
>Pirelli is white
that triggers my OCD.

Has He been, dare I say it, exposed?

>RIC
>GAS
so will the trend continue?

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Ok /f1/, top three teams and drivers
>Alfa
>Mclel
>ferrari

>RAI
>LEC
>SAI

scared of soiling himself

common GAS

It's Gasly.

>Grosjean
>Not Exposed

>GIO +2.912
>RUS +3.058

>KUB +4.086

yikes

If it wasnt for that pit stop he would finish ahead of magnussen

>Ricciardo waving goodbye to his hopes and dreams

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More like his pitcrew got exposed

>HAAS
>HAAS
>HAAS

>KMag
>KMag
>Fat John

Who could replace Kubica ? Who has enough money and a superlicence ?

Is SAI going over 17k rpm or what?

...

suspension leak for both Alfa Romeos.

the last Williams race winner ofc

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>Who could replace Kubica

Better question is who couldn't?
He's literally a >full second behind a shitter rookie, not hard to be better than that.

drivers too bigg

AaaaAAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaAaahHHh

>Post yfw Gimi breaks Francesco's leg again
Meme magic finds a way

Really need to take a piss, lads.
What WAG should I imagine is the toilet?

TOVARISH TORPEDO!

Yes, but the second question is more important.

The fuck are the mercedes doing?

Hamilton is ahead of Bottas guys, that's it, Toto waved the banana

Based Kvyat

Sophia. Imagine how good she'd look soaked in piss.

hazlewood's

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odds - Tabitha
evens - Seychelle de Vries

VETTEE

>vetlel

MISSION SPINNOW

>spinning vettel is back

OH NO NO NO

>VETTLEL

VETTEE BACK AT IT AGAIN

There is literally no point replacing Kubica at this stage. whoever drives the car they will still place P19-20 so they might as well bring in a cripple who brings sponsorship and good PR (a huge legion of autistic Polish fans)

technical idea
hot rubber sprayers to rubber pits properly
how do I get f1 engineer job btw?

How will she fake her racing now?

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VETEEE

OHNONONO
HAHAHA

Went with this because it was the first answer and I couldn't wait anymore.
Thought of sugar tits.jpg

>Search for CFD Pictures on Google
>Print them out and put them in a Folder
>Hand them to Claire Williams
>Start as chief engeneer at Williams a week later

>Nico you're P5, I repeat, P5, well done mate! (Clapping intensifies)
>Whoooho yes guys, that's how the work's done! What position is Daniel?
>Well Nico, Daniel is P-Exposed

>couldn't handle a Renault Clio
>thinks she's going to handle an Audi R8

I hope it's got a Halo

Imagine thinking mercedes are even trying rn

Anyone has the data on how many overtakes we had last year on this circuit?

Sandbagging in practice as usual.

>hot rubber sprayers to rubber pits properly
need rubber scraper as well for when it rains because wet rubber = no grip

I'M GONNA SAY IT
IT IS NOT A FUCKING HEDGE

nice bro, hope you enjoyed.

>listening to croft prattle on about useless shit
>instead of focusing on ricciardo run

FFS WHY

I hope for a 107% exclusion return so keep Kubica.

Wet concrete=no grip also

>Williams not even breaking the 300 kph Barrier
Pathetic

>+7.694

MERCEDES SANDBAGGING

MERCEDES ON POLE

MERCEDES WIN

YOU'RE WELCOME, LADS.

Why there are no successful neekeri, mericans and asians in WRC ?

>Was losing the first race part of your plan?

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>Williams can't even do 290 kmh on the straight

yikes

> +6sec on sector 2
the state of Williams

b&rp

>t. big tobacco

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Why is Shitardo so exposed?

I'm sorry but I don't smoke cock

>Hulk faster than AMDAMX.
I'm starting to come down with a case of Hulkamania

>that goattas-clip
WHOA LITTY

>+7

FFS Ricc

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>mfw Red Bull gets beaten by Renault

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FUCKING BASED HULK

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Ricciardo confirmed seething

PISS OFF YOU SEMANTIC CUNT

Hold on, that hand...

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Can confirm
t. paddy

checked

lel

renaught again

Oh oh

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She's being a real little FakeSlut™ today too

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friends, how does one pronounce GIO's last name?

Did he just say Antonio Ricciardo?

Not Gee oh
Not Joe like retard Crofty
It's Jov

Giovinatsi

This is just embarrassing for Kubica at this point, Villeneuve proved right yet again.

yo-ven-ass-tee

Geo the Nazi

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The correct way is gio-the-nazi

Joe von Nazi

>Blyat still EXPOSING Albon

Based Danil is going to TORPEDO his career in no time :DDDD

reminder- we're just 1 race into the season

youtube.com/watch?v=en_-e-y-nFA

inb4 gimi glory lap
t. Knower

>tororosso max speed
>299kph
Kek

>Blyat exposing both GAS and ALB

i told you lads ricciardo would initially struggle in a car with less downforce than a red bull. sad!

Top drivers:

>Hulk
>Blyat
>Verstappen

>Alfa P16 and P18
Reminder that people ITT unironically claimed they would get podiums this season.

>nigger complaining about doing his job
surprise, surprise.

Any chances of Bah/rain/ this weekend?

You know, pretending to be retarded does not make you smart.
Imagine wanting to be known for (You) baiting.
Imagine wanting to be an attention whore on an anonymous basket weaving forum.

Same thing as 2014 desu

>Vettel lost his blown diffuser
>Ricciardo went from TR to RB and actually gained downforce even without the meme diffuser

this is FP2

thanks Karun

>t. new to F1

You have absolute no idea how delusional/borderline retarded Raikkonen fans are.

60% in quali

60% chance in Quali

56%

Funny how that only matters when >muh driver is doing poorly, yet doesn't when >muh driver is doing well

>dutch FP commentator says kubicha
the fuck

Oh I tried that, they don't accept CVs from russians.
Fucking racist scum!

Bretty nice :3

Horrible post.
In no way did I imply they're not.

drs overtaking =/= real overtaking

What do you expect, it's Williams after all..
Frank is such a brainlet he used to sperg about >muh Germans even when they were pumping hundreds of millions in to his team.

why are the alfas so low?

we'll have hard time scoring points zis weekend

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Problems

water leakage problems

>Ferrari 6 tenths ahead of Merc

Does anyone here even believe in them any more though, and not just assume Merc will beat them in qualy?

fuck off legard.

of course not, it's fucking practice

>For sure.
>For sure you are seeing today that the Ferrari is the strongest. We are de underdogs.

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Gasly on suicide wa

Based Kvyat

not a water leak, but suspension fluid.

make me. i'll give you all sorts of fucking problems son.

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I believe the F actually stands for Free

NEW

Holy fuck Gasly and Ricciardo are on another level of exposed

Holy kek, the projections

niggas back

>ze red bulls are getting klaus