Shit Louis

That is where a journalism degree gets you in 2019; relegated to writing click-bait articles from what’s trending on Twitter.

Are those bagles?
They look dry

How would you know what a proper bagel should look like? You don't have Jews in Argentina

Looks like loaves of bread. Would eat.

But these are loaves of bread?

I hate how Panera Bread and Chipotle have replaced every other fast food place. I haven't seen a drive thru window in like 12 years

I like how all these official twitter accounts are memeing on twitter instead of doing their jobs. Fuck social media.

Quints Confirm

Drive throughs are dead.

Now that you can get anything and everything delivered there's no reason to do any driving through yourself. They'll probably make a low key comeback but as more of a service entrance than anything.

that doesn't make any sense

i seriously doubt you haven't driven past a McDonald's sometime in the last 12 hours

>Americans cant stay 12 hours without eating Mcdonalds
Holy shit

>hue reading comprehension
pathetic

>social media based news

Deserve the rope tbqhf

> The trend seems to have started with this tweet from @AlekKrautmann who said he introduced his coworkers to the “St. Louis secret of ordering bagels bread sliced.” The official Twitter Moments account even questioned the bread-sliced bagels asking users if it was “criminal or genius” and using the hashtag #Bagelgate. Even the infamous St. Louis based Panera Bread Co. weighed in on the dilemma.

>the infamous St. Louis based Panera Bread Co.
how does a chain of bakeries get infamous.

>Americans criticizing each other for the proper way of eating a food that originated in Poland in the first place

It's just like when New Yorkers ciriticize Chicagoeans for the way they eat pizzas somehow thinking they're an authority on pizzas when they themselves just stole it from Italians.

The lack of culture in that country really leads to some cringeworthy situations.

>Americans are so fat they have to drive around on scooters
Yikes

Looks like bagels in op's pic to me.

I haven't and we used to have one of the original ones with that checkerboard flooring and the arches outside but they turned it into a bank

>cutting bagels in that direction
Triggers me hard, not gonna lie

I don't get it

you buy them cut like this from Stop 'n Shops in Greater Boston

I don't get how they ended up like this, we are also new world but most stuff I eat daily is pretty original and brazilian only.

tfw lived in STL literally my entire life and I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. Nobody here does that.

NY here, i don't understand the picture is there something wrong with sliced bread?

bagels are cut like bread, travesty.

I ctually don't have either in my town

Actually*

We perfected pizza and bagels

Where the fuck do you live?

>We perfected pizza
American pizza is a crime against Italian cuisine. Revolting garbage.

t. Never had American pizza

THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, KIDDO

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That's not American (aka NYC style the real kind) pizza. This is

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that looks more like italian pizza

tbqhfam, that looks like it was purchased from a grocery stores frozen foods section

Flyoverville, Kentucky

Finland I think you would actually like Kentucky. Might be a bit too warm for you in the summer, but winter and fall I think you'd really like it.

Delusional post

>crispy outside, soft inside
just like me!

>president under investigation ever since he took office
>man who staged a hate crime walked away without any repercussions
>federal deficit reaching new highs every day
>Flint, MI still has no clean water
>midwest was completed flooded a few weeks ago

but man who slices a bagel LMAO

>president under investigation ever since he took office

The investigation is over though, no collusion was found.

>implying that was the only investigation against Trump
lol

don't worry, delusional libshits are just blaming AG Barr

but it is, moron

Didn't the lawyer of that one porn whore who sued Trump get arrested himself now though? Don't think he'll be able to do much at this point m8

Everyone attempting to go against Trump seems to be failing miserably, lel

My unironic favourite part of the Russian collusion (((meme))) was when the leaks continued and it turned out the Americans/Israelis literally had the capabilities to meme on people by committing cyber attacks as if they were coming from a different country that wasn't their own.
You must be able to remember it because it went really quiet for a few weeks when someone had backtraced all of the Russian "attacks" and found out they originated from Israel. Or has it been memoryholed?

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b8

I do love me some cornbread

doesn't mean it isn't true tho :^)

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Finland has lots of lakes and forests though, Kentucky seems to be just one giant field of nothing.

bread in any shape or form sucks, it makes you fell bloated plus it is a fatty food

redpilled. based, too

Sliced bagel with mayo

>Kentucky seems to be just one giant field of nothing
could not be further from the truth, it's not even flat

well hey if you wanna keep setting yourself up for infinite disappointment, go ahead

tacos and tortillas are also a form of bread though

You're thinking of the great plains flyovers. Kentucky isn't like those.

I might have actually confused it with Kansas then, sorry

It's hard to differentiate between all those flyover states you guys choose to have over there

>caring about how people eat their bagles
This is a white thing isn't it?

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Based Finland

Flint only has themselves to blame for their water problem. They stopped buying treated water from Detroit and used local river water to save a buck and it ate away at the coating inside the pipes exposing the water to lead.

Your president has also just announced that he will close the US-Mexican border next week.

I reckon this won't be good for your economy.

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And yet you shit post on Yea Forums when all of this is happening

my panera has a drive-thru

you make it sound like that was the people of Flint's decision

their fault for electing retards

Don't you have a mosque to be at?

He also wants to tear down Obama care in his 3rd year with no good replacement in sight.

>close the official entry points of the border
>flow of legal goods halted
>massive damages to the economies on both sides of the border
>meanwhile mexicans just waltz into the US through some comfy desert points

he didn't really think this through, did he?

wasn't there also supposed to be a wall built for exactly this problem?
whatever happened to those plans?