Who the fuck will even be able to stop us next season?

Who the fuck will even be able to stop us next season?

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Uhhmmm, everyone from top 10?

FARMER

wolves will take arse's spot next year,no more top 6 them

Yeah, I’m thinking Ngubu is coming.

Ngubu, Mgonko, Bongo, Ququmba and Bongo.

Arsenal can't attract any top players.

I thought he gets a 50M budget?

He'll buy a bunch of prospects.

Neither can Spurs, Chelsea, Liverpool or United desu. If you're not City, you're nobody.

Nah he got £50m in his debut season, he's expected to spend £25m or under now.

People are sleeping on emery and arsenal. They’re way better and way closer than you think.

I'm pretty sure Liverpool don't belong with those other clubs you listed though.

Liverpool can at least convince top players to come with their project.

it‘s actually Liverpool and Spurs who don’t belong on that list because all the other clubs (Arsenal included) have won something recently.

He never said he's going to sign good players

liverpoo dont even need to sign good players, klopp just turns them into good players

>klopp just turns them into good players
>

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Name one good player at Liverpool.

What exactly is Liverpool's project?

Spending £1bn since 2005 =! Attracting Top Players. And if we use le net spend meme, Liverpool can't keep them either. If Liverpool could attract top players (like the might of Rickie Lambert) then they'd be winning stuff. They aren't. Even Arselel and United have won something in the last 5 years.

Van Dyke, Mané and Firmino.

Putting the pressure on.

He's fucked
Even bad players like Pulisic cost 55M

Building an entire team full of nigs and making them run a lot.

The Jurgen 'I will be judged by God not by trophies despite my job as a manager is to win trophies' Klopp project. The 'We Challenged For A Bit' project. The 'We spend absurd amounts of money but claim we're a hard working club' project. The Jurgen 'I thought FFP was to prevent clubs spending £200m+ a window and I did that last summer' Klopp project.

That's why he's bringing back Carrasco from China.

He's got £25m to spend. He won't sign anybody. The board of Arsenal doesn't give a fuck desu.

Well, what do you mean exactly by top players? I'm thinking sought after 22-23yo that are looking for a step to a bigger club (like De Bruyne to ManCity), not someone finished like Bale that's already made a name for himself on the biggest stage.

kek, Mané has improved zero % since he left Salzburg, he is the same running fast and wasting chances a million chances nig nog he was his entire career.

Yeah but now he does it in the EPLEL so he's elite.

the Guinean moussa sissoko is good ok

Carrasco has already done more damage to Arsenal with that win with Monaco than he ever could repay them as a player.

He'll get one.

for me, it's ngubu

*buys shitters from farmer clubs he faced when he managed in France*

the new wenger

>muh domestic trophies
This isn’t what attracts top players

yeah, it’s cash.

Test

Good evening. This is Unai Emery posting from my holiday in China. It has come to my attention from one of my players who frequent this website (I won't say who it is but their name starts with L and ends in acazette) that some people here are having some doubts about the kind of project I wish to build in the upcoming season. Here I will lay out all my plans.
1. MUSTAFI OUT to whoever will have him
2. Ozil to Besiktas
3. Pacey right back prospect to replace the disaster that is that fucker Lichtensteiner to play behind Bellerin
4. Respected 27 Centre back, I'm thinking from the Dutch league, they have some good ones lately, or maybe some eager Uruguayan, I haven't decided yet.
5. A new centre attacking midfielder because I literally decided to let my best midfielder go to Juventus' bench for free
6. Some young no-name French guy who will be adequate and "underrated". Trust me on this one.
7. Prospects
That is all, as you can see I have everything under control. Thank you for reading and have a good evening.

Are you already signing Carrasco?

Emery will fill the Arsenal squad with mediocre players from the Spanish league or Spanish-speaking countries. Spanish managers abroad are always guilty of this, they never adapt to the new setting and try instead to build a 'comfortable' environment wherever they go.

If I were an Arsenal fan I wouldn't have much hope on the team turning things around and signing quality players.

For fucksake, not even an Arsenal fan but just give him £200m to spend like other managers get. Surely they've finished off payments on their soulless new stadium by now?

>25 million
jesus christ that's just depressing
championship clubs spend more.

Emery really isn’t the right man for the job, he’s had a lot of luck this season managing to steal wins after shit performances and shit substitutions, really don’t rate him

what is luck?

Opponents outplaying and missing sitters

Scoring against the run of play

whoa 5th place guaranteed

>analyzes and outplays opponents in the second half
>luck

Have sex

so they're lucky because they're more effective than their opponents? individual performance is the core to sports.

>so they're more effective than their opponents because they're lucky?
ftfy

if any team has benefited from luck in the EPL this year it's Liverpool

no such thing as luck, being innacurate has nothing to do with luck

>most expensive tickets by far
>regularly fill a large stadium to capacity
>always raking in extra money from UEFA competitions
>TV money is so high clubs like Fulham can afford to spend £100m+ in a window
>around a decade of saving money and not spending much
>clubs like Everton and Wolves now vowing to spend BIG over the next few seasons
>Arsenal get a £25m transfer kitty

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>american owner

They’ve already spent the third most in the league in recent seasons behind City and United, if they offload the right players then 25m should be more than enough, blame Wenger if anything for splashing the cash on shit like Ozil and Aubameyang

You mean """""" luck """""""
FA and media clearly want them to win despite their usual victim complex and whining claiming that's not the case

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If your budget is 25m and you want to bring in five people, you at least need to get rid of shitters like Ozil and Mustafi and Welbo

Not true, Chelsea have spent more as have Liverpool. Everton have spent a similar figure to arsenal

Wolves will take Chelsea's spot, transfer ban followed by a limit on loans meaning they lose a major source of revenue to make up for their big fee flops

>25 year anniversary of Hillsbrough
>Literally at the exact same time Liverpudlians are absolved of any wrongdoing
>"Gevalt, they'll never let this drop! We need to focus their attention on something else and I know just what that should be!"
>Almost double the amount of penalties of anyone else
>Sit comfy on top of PL
>"This does not f*cking slip!"
>You know the rest

Cheaters never prosper.

25m is enough to sign brandt

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Good one faggot.

Then why do we beat almost all of them?

Leno
Dgubwe - Mobmaba - N'wobé - Pinobi
Torreira - Xhaka - Goldstein
N'Kunku - Piatek - Lozano

bump

*gets dabbed on in the competition that matters*

better luck next time, monkey boi

please get carrasco in shape again so he is useful for the NT

>Man city
>Tottenham
>Liverpool
>Chelsea
>Man Utd
>Wolves
>Everton
>Arsenal

Next season Arsenal are missing out on the Europa League.

the answer to lichtsteiner is jenko

you know you want to play him