/rug/

I'm calling Japan pulling a 2015 and score an upset victory against Ireland

Any of you guys going to Japan to watch the matches?

fuck

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I know. Just used the other lad's shop as he went to the trouble of making it.

GAMON NIBBON

anyone watching the rapid rugby? there’s been 31 points in 20 minutes with like no defence and completely running rugby so far

Hmm picked a team by 2 and it worked. Thinking sheddy might be on to something.

What's "apeul" mean?

Idk, I didn’t make it
I have a feeling a non-irish made it

Champions Cup

Saturday games
>Edinburgh vs Munster, 12:45 GMT
This will be an interesting one. Probably the only game where there's much room for either team to take it. Munster are basically at full strength but they're facing a team that just doesn't lose in Murrayfield. Edinburgh have an excellent back row and a sufficient everything else. This will be a real close one and I do think it will come down to whether Murray plays well or not. Edinburgh by 1.

>Saracens vs Glasgow 15:15 GMT
No Wilson so this will be a game and not a brawl. Despite Farrell's best efforts, Maitland is fit to play and Saracens are as strong as can be. Glasgow's only real hop is to refuse to play the Sarries breakdown game and avoid Itoje's pilfering. All the same it's a tall order. Saracens by 8.

>Leinster vs Ulster 17:45 GMT
Hard to see anything but a Leinster win. Sexton and Toner will be missed but this basically the same 23 that beat Toulouse in January. Ulster's best hope is to exploit the mismatch of wingers and give Stockdale as much opportunity to test Adam Byrne as possible. Leinster by 5.

Sunday game
>Racing 92 vs Toulouse 14:15 GMT
Toulouse have beaten Racing twice this season, once in La Defense. It's not going to be easy for them but I reckon they'll manage it again. Racing aren't the side they were last year. Toulouse by 4.

So the Semis would be Leinster vs Toulouse in Dublin and Saracens vs Edinburgh in Coventry.

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Challenge Cup
Friday game
>Sale vs Connacht 19:45 GMT
It's clear as day that Connacht are prioritising their tenuous position in the Pro14. After all, who actually cares about the Challenge Cup? Sale, apparently, as it looks like they've picked a close to first choice side. Connacht's only hope is that Carty drags them through the match until their bench can inject pace in the last quarter. Sale by 15.

Saturday game
>Worcester vs Harlequins 20:15 GMT
Quins are mostly there. It remains to be seen if either side will risk committing when they have to show up in the Premiership. Harlequins by 6.

Sunday Games
>La Rochelle vs Bristol 11:45 GMT
La Rochelle should win this, but they won't risk hamstringing themselves in the Top14. Bristol can win but will need La Rochelle to have a bad day, like they did in December. La Rochelle by 7.

>Clermont vs Northampton 17:00 GMT
lol. The cup is Clermont's if they want it. Saints won't get completely drubbed this will definately be revenge for last season. Clermont by 15.

So the semis would be Clermont vs Quins and La Rochelle vs Sale, both somewhere in France.

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>Hard to see anything but a Leinster win
I don't think so.

It's a pretty weak backline and games between the provinces are always very close and Landsdowne is not an advantage when playing against other Irish teams. Ulster's pack is pretty decent too and their back three is electric and they have nothing to lose (except the game), all the pressure will be on Leinster whose performances have been workmanlike and a bit unconvincing for a while desu. They're not going into this game with any great form.

I wouldn't say Ulster's form has been any better. And their bench is painfully weak, especially for the backs. Leinster will grind out a victory.

go connacht my cum

Yeah Connacht forwards are clueless, making rookie mistakes.

oh nonono

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>and "partner"

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Scotland

will

lose to japan

melt

you're a fucking melt

Blues 30+

this

Hopefully Staff offers the Ioane brothers try special before the match, they're usually good money.

Wanted to go this Blues game actually.
No one to go with though :(

i have the same problem but with reds games

Blues haven't done enough yet to earn my money.

I'd go with you Paddy.

The virgin "they need to earn my money" fairweather
The chad supporting your team through thick and thin

you too fren

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Just take your missus.

The Alpha picks by more than 2
the beta picks the favourite by 2 every time

She's working.

Don't tell me Sheddy is still picking faves by 2

Death, taxes, and sheddy picking by 2.

i dont have one
based and alphapilled

come to Auckland, we'll set you up with a nice Korean or Jap girl and take you to Eden Park.

>this crowd
kek
very nice thanks

>Etzebeth is back
changing my pick

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>nick Bryant again
change those picks lads

GAMON BLOO

lineout drive time

ne and rainy out
wouldn’t mind being in a comfy shed rn

nice and rainy*
don’t eat a sandwich and type or you’ll fuck it up

Bring back the biff

*elbows you in the face*
heh

looks like the NZRU cheque cleared

Big crowd

Seriously how did this guy get a reffing contract? Abysmal.

CARMON BLOO
*slaps stomach*
SCUR SAM FARKIN
*wolfs down pie*
TROYS
*dies of a heart attack*

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>Akira ioane should be an all black
you guys should thank Hansen when Ioane doesn't give away a dumb penalty or drop the ball on the way to a try in the RWC final

yeah he's total shit

Try gone begging there.

A slash is a "bad grade" in Japan actually.

No kidding

why are the steamers cosplaying as the hurrs?

Robinson's a terrier on defence

double 0 draw on the cards here

Stormers need to play their forwards game. moving it wide isn't working.

ANOTHER mare on the kickoff lol

like the stormers home jersey tbqh

blue and white stripey job still?

Pretty boring curtain raiser so far.

yep

bloos looking shit

when's he back lads?

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10. Black
11. Rieko
12. Nonu
13. Faiane
14. Duffy
15. Nanai
What a backline lads.

some try

rugby sucks now lads

great try, rieko is so fucking good the blues don't deserve him

good fend for a good try

hmm?
CAZZIE ALERT

BLINDER

nonu showing these saffers what’s what

oh no

qt asian spotted

Head shots going unseen and the waterboys running instructions. GG ref.

diabolical

Genuinely shocked that hands in the ruck was called heh.

nice of SANZAAR to allow a blind ref for this game

penalty went the wrong way there, definite holding on

*has a quick lie down*

anyone else eat tomatoes just by themselves? cut em in half, bit of salt and pepper, fucking delish

cant stand tomatoes at all

missing out lad

not if i don’t like em

my gf does this

my missus is cooking onions and now I can barely see the game

fucking open plan bullshit

CAMMON BLOO
WIN BY EXACTLY 5 POINTS

*offloads for Allah*

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that blues winger keeps coming in too hard and fast
one cutout pass and the stormers have a try on that wing

pro tip: chew gum

why isn’t he playing

Not that user, but I've found it a struggle to eat tomatoes since I was a kid. Literally makes me gag.

>5 points
Clearly not shedcazz.

He's on the bench.
You could ukd also ask why do we have Nonu and SBW on rhe same team.

I like some nice ripe tomatoes from the garden with fome blue cheese.

50min front row™ time

I used to be the same with mushrooms but I got over it, maybe one day you will too so you can enjoy a nice ripe juicy tomato

I used to hate tomatoes, mushrooms, avos, asparagus, you name it. Tastes change a lot in adulthood.

This is quite a good game.

anything more than 3 is too rich for his blood

I picked by 3 actually.

I too am thoroughly enjoying it.

Etzebeth MONSTERED by Tuipulotu

wow really spreading your wings.

blues playing shit

rate Tuipulotu ahead of Barrett as ABs bench lock tbhfam

these poos are like the saders in heat when they fire and they're absolutely fucking retarded the rest of the time

Should I save the missus some pizza or smash it?

hes looking good this year

Hopefully, it's a healthy choice packed with vitamins. I had to train myself not to gag when eating vegetables in general. It's probably a conditioned response from toddlerhood.

>Akira isn't NZ's best no8
pff

Rieko "butter gf, butter fingers" Ioane

Start with tomatoes and cheese on crackers. or tomato avocado.

I'll kick your fucking teeth in faggot

If Read isn't an 8, Hansen and co would probably have taken Akira onboard last year.

RAZZLE DAZZLE

CARMMON BLOO
HOLD ON TO THE FARKIN
BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

Robinson you munter

>ball clearly rolls forward
>play on
based ref

God damn that was a hell of a ten minutes

come on lads

bloody good rugby

feeling pretty stupid for changing my pick at the last minute

MONEY CASH BILLS WILLIAMS

SONNY BILL!

MASHALLAH BROTHERS
THE WILL OF ALLAH HAS WORKED THROUGH HIS SON SUNNI BILL

lads I just converted

ALLAHU AKBAR

Stormers backline is garbo

Blues should have sealed this by now.

Glad to see Black back even though he should have stayed at the canes.

stormers would be winning if not for bad drops

and stupid forward passes, forgot to say

Welp, that's a red.

big red on the cards

RED

A card for sure, just to be seen if red or yellow

lucky that didnt happen in the first half

basically is a yellow though, red card are so stupidly inconsistent

my pick about to be btfo

coulda doyd

Fucking KEK they got the option of a lineout OR a 3pts and they still fuck up.

No jumping receivers.
Problem solved.

kek

KEK

>Yea Forums marias

having a cheeky yak on the sideline lads

This ref is so fucking shit. When did the Stormers get time off for slowing the game down in the first half?

pick btfo anyway

CMON BLUE

The most electrifying backline in sports entertainment.

GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO GOATKO

I O A N E S
O
A
N
E
S

Has it been long enough to tell cuntabrians to get fucked ?

Holy fucking BASED pick Blues Year Guy.

>that dumb ginger manlet clapping sarcastically at reiko
your tackle was the equivalent of wet paper
clapping just makes you look like more of an idiot you cuck lol

Oh we're checking heads now?

nothing in it

officially least favourite player

White Cantabrian rugbyheads didn't get shot up m8. Fuck Canterbury. Most racist region in NZ.

Hate gingers
Love Robinson
Simple

500IQ to collapse the scrum and soak up time.

based braveheart robinson

Through thick and thin, I'm a Blues man. Things are finally looking better.

Paddy, I'll keep you company through Reds Rebels.

>let's make them have to score 3 tries more than the opponent to get a BP
>that'll make teams want to attack more for sure
Fuck this shit. Blues are just parking at this point.

BASED blues reaping revenge for the Sunwolves
thanks m8 might be a good one

get fucked stormers
racists btfo

fuck up.

KEK

GET FUCKED WITH YOUR MAULS CUNT

B A S E D
L
U
E
S

Reds Blues broship

Need to change back to the 4 try = BP system 2bh.

you guys should be more like /cric/

you know, like non faggots

Fuck off dipshit

Agree with this, I was interested in the change but I think I preferred it the other way.

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You've gone too far this time /rug/

I agree. I just wanted you to fuck up

3 tries is fair

Love /rug/
Love the Blues
Simple

yeah nice

hope based Thorne starts himself and heems Genia

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Saffers are still fucking SEETHING over Nanai elbowing that guy.

>Waratahs - 15
>Hurricanes (WC) - 19

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holy fuck this pregame quade bullshit is so fucking hammy

>aus game kicks off
>thread dies
like clockwork

still here mate, was busy.

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blessed pic

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cursed teams lol

Im here fren

Rebels have always been my least favourite Oz team

still here la

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FIJIAN ON FIJIAN

Fijian on Fijian.

Same. They really should have been axed.

>genia to... nobody

Yes, bullfrogs, that certainly is interesting. Thank you sideline woman.

All about the money sadly.

I'm happy that SH rugby has evolved beyond Fijisn wingers. Maori wingers are the future.

You lads been looking at my porn search history haha

Taurangan wingers are the future

ref falconed

Elite white wings are the past and the future though. Cory Jane is still my favourite wing of all time.

Can't think of a single significant rugby player from Tauranga.

fluffed it bad

RARE PROXY

cammon Q’s

and its a shocker

Correct. Jack Maddocks and Alex Newsome are the future.

Regret changing my pick.

>Queensland reds
>blue hat
made me think

shame on you all

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Almost a soft dab that pre-kick 2bh

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questionable

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sorry bro I just love genia-cooper too much

shamefur

rebels have genia and naisarani back
picking against my own team means I’ll at least have a consolation if they lose
plus being a reds homer has only stung me in the past

almost hinting he'll full dab when it goes over

foreshadowing the dab as it were

soon they'll be doing HIAs for kisses

FUCKING KOROIBETE

also fijian on fijian again

*runs it out of my own tryline*

Fijian on Fijian™

Wanna bang this Thai girl lads

She got a nice penis lad?

based Bryce

Pretty sure she has a vagina unfortunately. If she looks like she does and has a dick after all, then I might be gay.

good defence tbqh
held out well, just broke at the end
still well in the game

Nice "jump" there 15 red.

that was slick af

>haitch oye ay

oof Natalie looking prime tonight

Nah

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Him and Mason (Tards guy in the white headgear from last night) are competing to be the Wallabies future flyhalf. Fucking dire.

I like her top.

ah le touring kiwi man
how goes it m8

her white top made my peepee feel funny

white tops are always good
how long you been travelling for and how long have you got left?

had to pull a sheddy on this one

s m h.com.au/sport/rugby-union/one-step-forward-two-steps-back-waratahs-lament-lost-opportunity-20190330-p5197k.html

>But other senior players made quick exits from McDonald Jones Stadium on Friday night
fucking told you guys about these dog cunts

Goddamn Prague raises the bar for women. Grim stuff returning home after that.

>Prague
I get reminded of this song every god damn time.
youtube.com/watch?v=RrWPq4bLsP0

i’d run away quickly too after that loss

Thai girl has big titties and is quite brown lads, would look good in a white top

easiest try ever

give him the seed lad

>Anaru
wat

got to stop picking the reds lads

bru 101 mate

reds are fucking shit lads haha

How fast are the spuds going to be leaving the stadium?

Genia-Cooper-Meakes-Maddocks are so in sync, imagine if they were behind the Reds pack

paddy are you ok
you ok paddy

We're finally going back to super 12 in 2021, and the Reds and Jags are getting cut

2010 to 2014 was prime Cory Jane. Him at the wing and Dagg at fullback virtually nullified any high ball and territorial tactics opposition teams could manage at the time.

Can we go back to the Super 6 in 2022 with Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch, NSW, QLD and Fiji?

have the tv paused at half time due to making dinner, are we up yet lads?

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probably watch a movie with dinner lad

Wonder what else in on tele? Not sure I like this horror movie.

>forced to support chirstchurch

FUCK no

Yeah not bad, got here yesterday and love how white it is compared to Italy. Been at it for two months so far and got three weeks left, just in time to see the hurrs go on their mid-late season winning streak. NOT looking forward to going back to work though.

how much money did you bring for this trip? i’m thinking of going when i finish uni (hopefully) and i’m trying budget
you go by yourself or with a mate also?

Weren't you also in France a month ago? You've been in Europe this whole time?

Had about 15k nz set aside and I don't think I'll use close to all of it, barely been checking. No hostels though because I'm an awkward cunt.
Reckon having another person with you is the best way to go, I spent the first half alone and while it's nice to go at your own pace it's even better having someone to talk to.

I'm ok with that.

HTS

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more like 3/4TS

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yeah bit late ay

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this one doesn't look canterbury-approved m8

Brad Thorn super coach ay? lol

Fuck Canterbury 2bh m80

>no Mexican gf

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Spent less than $4k over a month in Scandinavia, and some of that was on gifts for family and poorly planned hotel stays. Most of it was tickets desu. Hot sluts there too, but I live in a beach town so it's not too dire when I come home.

ah yeah fair play, got like 9k rn if i spent everything
all my mates are dropkicks who have no money so i might just stump up for a contiki while spending some time in ireland

pretty good HTS choices lads

just pay a Ukrainian hooker to go with you, they're cheap atm

mite b based

What are the chances of Cooper, Genia and AAC all in the Wallabies RWC squad this year? Would he a nostalgic throwback to 2011

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They'll all make the squad, but there are nowhere near enough kanakas or tahs in that for Cheika's starting 15.

enjoyed seeing that fucker Genia getting heemed by Tupou at least

Hmm maybe if they were big and brown or if they wore blue.

You'd have more fun buying a car and driving yourself around europe than sitting on a bus with a bunch of kiwis and aussies tttt.

Munster - Edinburgh in 30 bings

GAMMON MUNSTA

For me it finna be Edinburgh

Really good crowd. Love how Munster fans are so willing to travel.

any streams?
munster, water, or piss ones welcome

Please let it end in a semen slurping 0-0 draw

vipbox.live/rugby-live

vipbox.live

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What a cheeky play. Guess it won't ever be a 0-0 now.

Edinburgh really suck though, conceding a try when their opponents have a man down.

big thanks

NH rugby commentators are the worst. Especially the ex-player desperately trying to a useless tactical analysis, while ignoring the action on the pitch, in a vein attempt to prove their worth.
'p-please hire me again, I have CTE, and can't work a real job'
Fucking pathetic.

>Munster
Spaghetti spilling everywhere on the pitch I see.

>knock on
Ayy lmao

>clock in the red
>kick ball to opponent
The fuck is Munster doing?

Prague reminds me another stuff. Filmed in 1987 and showing Prague with nice communist charm.
youtube.com/watch?v=yyZU4iNRdsM

Meanwhile

>Furacões
>Vermelhos

gammon sharks

le scot man

how contrived

*having serious doubts on to watch Leinster x Ulster or to watch Deadline Gallipoli*

>Deadline Gallipoli
What's that?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadline_Gallipoli

this whole game is fucking shit

Just win the game guys

GAMMON MUNSTA

Beirne standing at the back of a ruck just inspecting it

Unforgivable for a lock

sharks and munster both losing
grim

half grim now

why the fuck would munster kick away possession there, literally had to run the clock down a minute

holy fuck sharks come on

Murray is just too big brained for us.

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Confidence in their defence.

Cheating micks
at it again

or lack of confidence in their own ability to keep good possession

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btfo you jock fuck

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These things are not mutually exclusive.

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>saracens

THE FUCKING STATE

I know it's a meme at this stage but I really do prefer watching Munster play over Ireland
Much rather the Champions Cup over the Six Nations. Guess there just isn't enough games in the latter and it doesn't last very long.

r-reckon leinster will l-lose lads

CMON GLASGOW!

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Score is now π in favour of Saracens.

Can't see them winning this one tbqh.

I am a progressive, liberal, Irish Times reading kinda guy, but watching Maro Itoje makes me want to don a hood and start burning crosses.
Get those greedy black fingers off our white balls.

rude

A reminder that Saracens are a filthy non English side that promote an islamic ideology and should not be supported but expelled from English Rugby

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England is practically a caliphate anyway, what's the problem/

bandy legged cunt

Hogg's had a proper shiter

I've seen both

>The Leinster Rape Train will be leaving the platform in 20 mins, please have your tickets ready

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>tfw no a 5th irish franchise (Dublin separated from rest of Leinster)

What workout programme do I use to become a big strong boi who hurts people in rugby. Also, as a forward (back row) do I have to get fat?

>best side in the pro 14
>losing by 30 to sarries

ah yes

>"best side in the pro 14"

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Isn't Leinster the best Pro14 side?

>best side in the pro 14
>Didntevenbaitmyhook.jpeg

We should be but im worried what state they are in since Sexton had his mental breakdown against Munster in December, he poisoned the whole Ireland squad with his behavior and im thinking thats the real reason why Leo Cullen dropped him for this match

>he poisoned the whole Ireland squad
cope

Dunno about it being his fault, it felt like Munster's flyhalf behaved the same way and they weren't affected like Leinster were.

youtube.com/watch?v=UZVf_u3BiYc

>'With Kearney they have quality on the left wing'
What a statement.

Leinster fans are awfully quiet

>Leinster

What a filthy knock on
>Stockdale

Why are union wingers so shit at finishing?

why would you want to hurt people

Chronic masturbation

Funny

>Ulster

Lomu was too tough an act to follow.

Leinster showing Munster how to close out a game properly. You don't fucking kick possession away with a minute to go.

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Ulster fans were great craic, fair dues to them. Also, these abominations appear at every Leinster game in Lansdowne Road. What the fuck are they?

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Is there a difference between a driving maul and a rolling maul?

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>Also, these abominations appear at every Leinster game in Lansdowne Road. What the fuck are they?

Thats Leo Cullen, have some fucking respect

horrifying.

Yes.

WHo's gonna watch Jags v Chiefs with me?

vipbox.live/rugby-live

What's the difference?

That kickoff is another hour and a half away yeah??

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Was in the pub and a Munster supporter, who had been standing behind me for the whole game, tapped me on the shoulder half way through the second half and asked me was I a Leinster supporter and when I said I am he laughed and said that was good

What did he mean by this?

I'm glad Leinster won btw, that was one of the worst Leinster teams I've seen in a knockout Heineken game and they barely won. Stockdale was class.

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Fucking quality game today lads
3 pilfers, 3 lineout steals, a shitload of carries for a lot of yards and a good dozen tackles. Won 25-12 too, about the only thing missing was getting a meat pie myself

sheddy is up

time for some McKenzie meme action

>Female commentator
Gonna have to mute this one boys

>Female commentator

Was just about to ask for a link, you can keep it now, not watching that shite

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why cant she have a sxc English accent, would that be so hard?

**runs sideways**

flukey try

Would I be accepted by Australians if I immigrated there?
Would they laugh at my accent, and make me pronounce forty five, and thirty three, for their own enjoyment?

Yes and they will do all of those things.

Almost certainly.

wow chiefs might win a game

Chiefs are a good team when mackers isn't at 10.

all that and more

up just in time for a patented Chiefs chokejob

>chokejob
would like to give this commentator one of those

>>knock ons everywhere
What happened to basic catching and passing?

>going for the three

queefs holding on for dear life here

regret changing my pick from Jags by 4

fuck yes hags

gammon choofs

GIVE US THAT PENALTY WHAT THE FUCK

IT WAS A PENALTY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SEU!

BASED LONG-TIME ALL BLACK DMAC

vegan chili for dindins

fuck off shedcunt you piece of shit.

Learnt my lesson after the Sunwolves and Blues games lad.

twice in one round he’s been rewarded for his bullshit
i hope his superior strategy is worth it when he didn’t get invited to the RWC pool

They fucked us argie bro

from 11th to third place booooooooooooooooooooi

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Absolutely, fucking cunts.

sorry bros

why isnt the jaguares game on tv here ffs?
it usually is

like they say in NZ: if you can't beat 'em, ban 'em

You're only third equal, not counting CP's (coward points)

>He pays for sky/bt sport and still got fucked

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underrated

I'd be up for using a different system than bru, I think it's pretty shit. Is there a reason we always revert to it?

>love munster
>love rugby
>'ate proddies
>'nuff said

bru definitely is garbage. Think its use dates back to when the saffers posted in /rug/ in large numbers, pre 2013. Dunno if there are other tipping comps? Might be worth a google.

We used foxsports back in like 2013.

The picking by 2 strategy wont work for the RWC anyway because there are so many mismatches.

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where did all the saffers go
did they all get murdered off?
not even the own who moved to Auckland posts here anymore i think

umm my dad does ackchually

More people get murdered in South Africa every day than in the entire Christchurch massacre. Throw in 1 in 3 AIDS rates and yeah it's a pretty safe bet the next Mandela gave them the ole necklace.

Weekend Form Squad:
Fullback: Damian McKenzie (Chiefs)
Right wing: Braydon Ennor (Crusaders)
Centre: Jack Goodhue (Crusaders)
Second five: Sonny Bill Williams (Blues)
Left wing: Rieko Ioane (Blues)
First five: Richie Mo'unga (Crusaders)
Halfback: Brad Weber (Chiefs)
No.8: Akira Ioane (Blues)
Flanker: Matt Todd (Crusaders)
Flanker: Tom Robinson (Blues)
Lock: Sam Whitelock (Crusaders)
Lock: Patrick Tuipulotu (Blues)
Tighthead prop: Ofa Tuungafasi (Blues)
Hooker: Codie Taylor (Crusaders)
Loosehead prop: Karl Tu'inukuafe (Blues)

Reserves:
David Havili (Crusaders)
Beauden Barrett (Hurricanes)
Bryn Hall (Crusaders)
Kieran Read (Crusaders)
Scott Barrett (Crusaders)
Aidan Ross (Chiefs)
Ben May (Hurricanes)
Nathan Harris (Chiefs)

ZA population is 10 times bigger than in NZ

So do 5 people get murdered daily and 2 million have AIDS in NZ?

Who came up with this shit?

Reminder that Barrett will play the full 80 (tm) in every world cup game and there's nothing that muh sir Richie's caliphate can do about it.

Fuck I love cock.

we'd gathered that.

it’s getting cold out
comfy winter rugby inbound lads

If the virus can spread via sheep then I suppose so.

>ywn play snow rugby with the lads
feelsbadman

i’ve done that before
it’s fun until your hands get so cold they hurt just from contact with the ball and your soaking wet
rain games are better

/afl/ laughing at us lads

Played in hail once, cold wet, and really very painful.

fact I found a while back
total whites in SA in the 1903 census were around 600,00
blacks about 1,500,000
in the 1990s it was around 4,300 whites 30,000,000 blacks
currently the black population is around 47,000,000; whites are around 4,500,000 and shrinking.
It's somewhat curious in a historical sense how demographic explosion and differences in birth ratio between groups changes a country...

*in the 1990s it was around 4,300,000 whites 30,000,000 blacks

Toulouse is fucked

That was a stupid card. Imhoff went low before the tackle.

Even /NRL/ is a better thread tbf

well, as much as it was unintentionnal, that's still the letter of the law, and we'll see this more considering the way the game is going

La Defense is a disgusting stadium

Very alive sport

BASED Toulouse fumbling their way to a victory

Chokemont vs Northampton
Is there a Westampton and an Eastampton by the way?

>retarded dive for the try
great recipe for botching hard, retard

>Failampton

Anyone got a stream for the Clermont Northampton game?
Vipbox doesn't work for me

rowfirst.eu/rugby/kas-asm-clermont-auvergne-northampton-saints-otda44b1a?l=1458530849

>handegg shoulder tackle

quoi le fuck?
holy shit, those ads panels are fucking dangerous with their metal bars, imagine if a player fell on one

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harsh red in this game for toulouse after like 20 minutes and they still managed to win

>le racing de 92

Last 20 was an absolute shitshow from both teams.

I did it in percentages, and remember finding that whites were almost a third of the population once but are now about 5%.

Based.

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92hrs till rugby lads.

Gatland is the exact head coach France need. Fucking hell imagine what he could do with all those players.

If you could map out historical population figures by province the differences would be even more stark. the historical chinese and soviet communist destabilisation of southern african countries is rarely discussed...

Racing got REFFED

how is april fools going to shit up the board this year?

All generals that aren't in Portuguese will be permabanned

Same as last year but all the colours are greyscale.

Might cop one of these new training jerseys champions.co.nz/shop/all-blacks/all-blacks-parley-jersey/

AB's contract status:

Hookers

Dane Coles - 2021
Codie Taylor - 2021

Props
Joe Moody - 2022
Ofa Tu'ungafasi - 2021
Karl Tu'inukuafe - 2021
Nepo Laulala - 2020

Locks
Scott Barrett - 2020
Patrick Tuipulotu - 2020
Sam Whitelock - 2020 (if he takes up a one year extension option)

Loose forwards
Dalton Papalii - 2022
Sam Cane - 2021
Ardie Savea - 2021
Vaea Fifita - 2020

Halfbacks
TJ Perenara - 2021
Aaron Smith - 2021

Midfield backs
Ngani Laumape - 2021
Anton Lienert-Brown - 2020

Wings
Rieko Ioane - 2022

Utilities
Damian McKenzie - 2021

Signed to the end of this year

Kieran Read (signed with Toyota Verblitz, Japan)
Owen Franks (signed with Northampton)
Ben Smith (signed with Pau, turned down one year NZR option extension)
Liam Squire (signed with Red Hurricanes, Japan)
Jordan Taufua (signed with Leicester)
Jackson Hemopo (signed with DynaBoars, Japan, for 2020)
Luke Whitelock (signed with Pau)
Nehe Milner-Skudder (signed with Toulon)
Brodie Retallick
Jack Goodhue
Beauden Barrett
Ryan Crotty
Jordie Barrett
Richie Mo'unga
Sonny Bill Williams
Te Toiroa Tahuriorangi
Liam Coltman
Nathan Harris
Kane Hames
Shannon Frizell
Waisake Naholo
Matt Todd
Israel Dagg

>not locking in your players until 2023 even if they aren't even the best in their position

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Giving free (Likes) here if anyone wants one.

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Go on then

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Liked.

😃

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For me, its Keith Earls

Crotty off to Japan at the end of the year😃

good hes old and busted

Godspeed Crotty 2 hotty

will the blues make the playoffs lads?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

come on lads

Your fortune: Godly Luck

based

Blues confirmed winning a quarter final in SA

don't know how but want to join in

>you fortune: Blues' year lads

Hopefully Beauden fucks off.

I'll punch your teeth down your throat faggot

Trips of truth confirm it👌

Yay or Nay

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2degrees has unblocked 4channel on 4G lads. Rejoice.

fuck off sebbo

>being mad

💔

>Yay
>nay
more like Gay kek

>the country where the shooting actually happened has unblocked Yea Forums before Australia

Only 4 days till rugby lads Haha

My home ISP still has it blocked.

m10 cup can't come soon enough

they hate doing anything NZ would do.

even that.

Might whip up the 'ol threadarooney

Godspeed, can't let the hue win again.

freshie

HONZAI NOODURU!!

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