Heem

Please be in gbg

>yfw the UFC has lowered the total cost of PPVs by $.01

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Wake up manlets, it's all over

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>he isn't in the /heem/ facebook group

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Boring fight. Just going to he a repeat of Jones vs Smith.

add me on myspace

JC DENTON IN DA FRESH

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That Chael rib.

imagine the smell..

Joe pls.

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Probably has a rich foreign Cuban cookhouse stench mixed with taint BO, with an overpowering sting of diarrhea aroma pushing through

Was the prime Schaub era the best time to be an mma fan?

For me, it was the Pride days.
Though watching streams live definitely beats torrenting the video a few days after the results are published.

I came here to heem anyone ITT

What're you gonna do about it

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You look like a hermaphrodite
What the fuck man

Prime Fedor was best time, those few fights right before his Werdum loss.
The hype that he might join UFC and become the unified undisputed GOAT of mma...

Then he lost and it started going downhill from there

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Cringe

Literally my body, except my shoulders are even more asymmetrical, due to being a code monkey desk chimp.

is khabib white

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MORE LIKE A /HEEM/APHRODITE

It was a weird loss, too. The "he was winning until he lost" loss.
Of course that was before people realized not to go on the ground with Werdum.

anime nate diaz

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I don’t think so. Is Dagestan considered a Central Asian country?

Dagestan is in Europe.

y'blockbuster, iphone's the new netflix

Idk you probably understand the distinctions better than I do. To me, Azerbaijanis/Armenians/Dagestanis all look more brown than white

"White" is a clumsy 20th century american construct.

In better shape than you muhammed

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Europe is a geographic or political term, not a dermatological term.
This is my European definition. Iceland dont @ me.

Haha some of you aren't in my Europe, get fucked islandsnowniggers.

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about 10 people live on svalbard

Show that boypucy

5th Amendment

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Wake up dee

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Alright buddehs? Whats going on in this thread then

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*Taps mic*
AHEM
FUCK TYRON "NIGGER" WOODLEY
FUCK THE FIGHTER'S UNION
FUCK ILLEGAL STREAMING

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absoluteleh bloodeh based

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mma fighters are insecure

after getting criticised for having no ass in a photoshoot michelle waterson had ass augmentation surgery

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Wasn't there a russian colony thats being literally paid to just sit there, so that Russia can maintain its claim on nearby gas and oil?

hopefully russia stays in venezuela its fucking horrendous what the usa is doing to those people

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Leave Khabib to me

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based and basedpilled
gillespie is finna wreck the shop, but someone needs to light a fire under his ass because he doesnt seem that motivated

Why did this guy pull out?

The only way George beat nick was bc George drugged nick. You bitch dont know shit.

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Youse're all proper mad rats

Askren meme ends soon

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Askren is unheemable

Fer shawl my man he had it all under control bee

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*wins*

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Lmfao, Masvidal is fucked if he takes this fight. The ONLY way you maybe beat Askren is if you go full caveman chimp rage mode like Robbie did.

And if your chin can withstand Robbie's pounding then it sure as fuck can handle Masvidal's.

Lawler tapped before stepped into the cage that night.

Ben Asscream is a dork and he would get worked by Colby

>Of course that was before people realized not to go on the ground with Werdum.

People have to be told not to go to the ground with a multi-time BJJ and ADCC world champ?

tfw enjoy the asshurt askren is producing but getting pretty sick of the same may mays being mulled over about him

Did Askren really win if Lawler is now fighting the #1 contender and Askren is fighting le three piece man?

>The best wrestler in MMA history!

Kek, so much for that narrative. Khabib would style on Ben Trashcan.

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Lawler is getting buried by Woodley (who has his number), Askren is getting a fight that cazzies will eat up and will build his profile if he wins (he won't).

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To be fair, wrestling and MMA grappling are pretty different beasts.
And Askren doesn't even train/coach MMA grappling, he only does MMA at the ring, rest of the time he is just wrestling.

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>Ray Borg can't even make 135

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based

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He missed weight 2 times in his last 5 fights, is he missing again?

Barboza or Gaycheese?

long overdue to start calling him Toilet Borg

ray borg missing weight at BANTAMWEIGHT
if anyone knows mma as well as i do, and no none of you do, his career is a comedy of errors

How epic would it be if a fighter flossed while dodging their opponents punches?

135 lbs.: Ray Borg (137.75*)

Friendly reminder that the GOAT is GOAT.

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barboza

>145 lbs.: Josh Emmett (145.75) vs. Michael Johnson (146)

Forgot about this banger. Lowkey the best fight on the card.

>RAY BURG.. FUCK HIM!

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Did you hear Emmett on UFC unfiltered? Apparently who almost killed him
When he was in the hospital he kept losing consciousness and his family was freaking out.

Jeez guys, cut him some slack and stop being edgy. It's not like his infant son is dying as we speak or anything.

>at UFC Fight Night 55.[12] However, Borg was forced to pull out of the event due to injury
>at UFC Fight Night 73 Borg missed weight
> at UFC 201.[22] However, Borg pulled out on July 21 due to injury
>at UFC 203.[24] However, Borg pulled out of the fight on September 7 citing an illness
>at UFC 207.[26] At the weigh-ins, Borg missed weight for the bout, coming in at 129.5 pounds
> at UFC 215.[31] In turn, the fight was canceled a day before the event, as Borg was forced to withdraw from the fight on Thursday evening due to illness
>Borg was expected to face Brandon Moreno on April 7, 2018, at UFC 223, but was removed from the card after being injured by glass from a bus window that was smashed by Conor McGregor
>at UFC Fight Night 129.[37] However, in late April, Borg withdrew from the bout to take care of his child from brain surgery
>UFC Fight Night 139.[39] However on November 7, 2018 it was reported that the bout was cancelled due to undisclosed medical issues
>on March 29, 2019 for UFC on ESPN 2 Borg missed weight

I believe that, who is the most blacksplosive cracker at 145.

>Borg hasn't fought since 2017 yet he's still in the top 3

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I like Jorge, but he's getting taken down and submitted by dumbass Ben Askren

Imagine getting fined 20% of your money while your son is fighting for his life in the american healthcare system.
On the other hand, imagine having to concentrate on training and cutting weight while your son is dying.

Didn't hear him, but I did read some writeup on it a few days ago. Pretty brutal heem, gotta say. Puts things into perspective, since I was so happy and having the time of my life while he was being tortured in front of a live crowd. A torture that him and his family and friends had to endure for weeks afterwards, living in fear. Haha :D

He's still in the top 3, yet he is on the prelims.

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imagine how much of an idiot you have to be to fight for a living

Well that's what happens when nigger Jeremy Stephens buries your gadooshed husk with 2 unnecessary follow-up elbows

he's 5'4 and missed weight at bantamweight he's a fucking joke

I would upvote you, but my father was a coal miner for the majority of his life, so I feel kinda bad passing judgement.

For sure it's Jeremy Stephens fault for punching his opponent. How about you don't get KO like a goober if you don't want brain damage.

based late stoppage

Yoel is 5'9 and misses weight at middleweight, and he is still a munster.

The referee stops the fight. Not the guy getting fucked, not the guy doing the fucking, not the bell, not the coaches, not an armed gunman, only the referee stops the fight. And the referee hadn't stopped the fight. If the stoppage comes later than it should, its absolutely the referee's fault and nobody else's.

oh for sure the elbows to the back of the head were totally Josh's fault my man

Listening to it really reminded how brutal the sport really is. He talks about how he has this brutal injury, king recovery, and his wife taking care of him and he is coming back to fight again and for what? I mean what are we even doon here?

>elbows to the back of the head
Literally never happened, you fool

Ok, now this...

This is friggin EPIC

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its a play on words, Josh's orbital became the back of his head

>flushes you

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Think about it though
>Stephens really is the real hardest hitting 145 lber
>Conor really was TKOing people
>Stephens really was knocking people out until they don’t fucking move
>Conor really did know damn well who he was, they’re ranked opponents in the same weight class

youtu.be/aJ1WnpNpzXk
Objectively not a late stoppage

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thank you for sharing that

*offers to pay for your son’s brain surgery on Twitter*

Lold nice

Leave CTE to me.

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Is that supposed to be funny?

seesjurs are tough man

something something three piece with the soda xD

>he doesn’t understand jokes

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damn i wanted to laugh at this but its from reddit so im not allowed because im an epic 4channer not a gay redditor heh.

>“You’re trying to win the fight, we both are,” Emmett said. “I don’t believe he’s a dirty fighter, either. I don’t believe he was doing it on purpose. But I can’t say that, because I don’t know what he was thinking. So maybe he was, but I would hope he wasn’t trying to do that, which I don’t think he is. But it’s still, a rule is a rule. I just can’t get over that. Otherwise, there should be no rules and it should be Pride rules. If there are rules that are set, they should be obeyed.”

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He's literally Caucasian, mate.

>Jose Aldo Says Knee Infection May Force Him Out Of UFC 237 In Brazil

Rose Namajunas (c) vs. Jéssica Andrade
José Aldo vs. Alexander Volkanovski
Jared Cannonier vs. Anderson Silva
Antônio Rogério Nogueira vs. Ryan Spann
Thiago Alves vs. Laureano Staropoli
Bethe Correia vs. Irene Aldana
Talita Bernardo vs. Jessica-Rose Clark
Wu Yanan vs. Luana Carolina

almost an invicta card

Literally can’t wait to see Schaubs stand up (comedy) finally tonight

what happened to tapout? those shirts ruled, top boomer fashion

I'd fight Volkanovski on short notice. @me Dana.

twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/1111648816242008064

she started in the ufc at age 21 and had a winning record at bantamweight, now the biggest up and comer is aspen ladd

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Anybody knowledgeable about TUF on?

Hope MJ finishes the job. He's bald anyway, so death would merely put him out of his misery.

youtu.be/kK5TQSKmS3o

>On March 8, 2019, de Randamie signed 6 new fight contract with UFC.

Huh, what division is she fighting in now?

The goal of traditional wrestling is the pin. The goal of wrestling in an MMA context is to strike or submit. Different beasts. What if I told you I could take a quiet weeb from the woods of rural Quebec and have him dominating NCAA Div 1 All Americans in wrestling under an MMA context?

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Coral got banned again lol

Lil midget is a fucking nigger

Yikes, his stand up is pretty terrible. It's more goofy faces than actual jokes, not surprised he comes from Rogan's circle.

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/967598885354070016?lang=en

ok it was only 1 elbow that actually landed

No I didn't lol

bantamweight

You’re not coral

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gsp was a great athlete, better than even koscheck. yoel romero won a medal thanks in big part to his athleticism

still working at town hall?

If this was posted on heem it would unironically get 9-10 (You)’s

lol

No I quit lol

>zoomer humour

No, our mayor passed away unfortunately and we had to elect a new one, so I had to leave.

Will it be the last Silva’s fight?

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.

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Thoughts on Conor McGregor deep dicking a girl so hard she had to get a tampon surgically removed?

Cannonier is literally going to take his life. He’s going to do some epin matrix moves for the hues and get shadow realmed.

not based, yucky

t. brainlets
plenty of people, even no-brain garbrandt, relent when they know someone is absolutely out. some people are just violent niggers and some people with primitive minds like it. there's a clear difference between finishing a fight and gadooshing a corpse

>plenty of people, even no-brain garbrandt, relent when they know someone is absolutely out.

Thats how Anderson Silva lost to Bisping.

I'd heem you all

Bisping wasn't obviously out, Silva is just a retard

Jeremy stops when the fight has been won. He isn't dirty

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This is what happens when you watch nu-MMA and consume šõÿłëñt

is that cum in the backround

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>That Dana white vlog were Jason goes psycho backstage after this KO and slices his own back open
Crazy shit

How does that wh*te guy hit so hard? Shit ain't kosher, man.

GayCheese is a chinlet

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Yeah that’s definitely the real hardest hitting 145 pounder. When he knocks people out they don’t fucking move.

WHO DA FOOK IS THAT GUY!?

Single leg:
Head inside:
>risk getting kneed in the face

Head outside:
>risk getting guillotined

So which is safer?

LMAO

>Being a chinlet who cant take a flush knee

take that back

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flushed as fuck

to be fair he pulled this win

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Vick unironically got flushed by Dariush lmao

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Hey guys is The Yea Forums Pass™ a worthwhile investment? I asked Coral yesterday but I think he's ignoring me.

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based Dariush

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We can't all be Macedonian Emperor Ben Askren.

shhh he's sleeping

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Jeremy's mom is Mexican. He used have a mouth guard with the Mexican colors before the Reebok era

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Sorry I missed your post. I absolutely think it's worth it because I post a lot and hate typing captchas.

One of my favourite reads

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Masvidal lies a lot.

Damn there's people that actually think Dominic Reyes won that fight.

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Khabib is a munster

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Can I humbly request Khabib takedown webms?

Aaaargh, Conor, help me!
He saw it and was moving away though, frame by frame you can see how much distance he moved away from the kick.

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100%

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and they’re trained professional licensed official UFC Zuffa judges, sweety

The millisecond where Conor was 100% sure that a takedown shoot is coming.

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You actually just used sweety. Are you a girl or a dude who uses tumblr?

The millisecond where Conor was 100% sure that a punch is coming.

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khabib was on another level conor should just retire

In many ways Reyes won the decision and therefore the fight, but not the media scores nor the hearts of passionate fans

uh I’m just not an incel, hun

He even throws an uppercut quickly because he expected Khabib to come forward with the punch

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>sweety
>incel
>hun
What

i just learned that todd barry went to your coral springs high school

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Beast of a peach my guy

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Based, thanks.

*foreground

>tfw haven't shaved, clothes stink of sweat, scare dogs and grandmas by just walking near them
Who esle here on some Alfa shit? Keep in mind, that circumstances are relative. Everything under my feet is either ice or shitdirtium hydroxide and there was grandma taking a shit right on walking traile. So I'm like upstanding citizen with proper health even in this state. Plus khabitch is my so called countryman. Fucking never ending circle of emberacement.
Be carefull who you heem, or in next life you can get this type of situation as punishment.

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This is the best timeline for my boy Ben. Masvidal got a undeserved mega bump in rankings and Ben winning against him catapults him to a title shot after Colby beats Usman. Ben against Colby for the title will be amazing for anyone who enjoys the grappling aspect of MMA.

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based

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>it's "can't hit mu cuz wraslin rules" crotchsniffer highlights episode
Too bad there's no good quality recording of Nate slapping khabitch in casino fight. I swear this retard went in head first, got smacked and pulled out waiting for his classic "safety gene" 5vs1 help.

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Worst poster

I can't be the only one that tries to edge for the whole card. I be spewing like vesuvius

Masvidal/Askren is going to be shit tier

Askren wins a stalling fight, not a good fight to book

>His tactic worked
future champion

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Cruz was right that Conor was letting Khabib gas himself here. I'm not saying that Conor could have stood up from this situation but he was not in any danger; a lot of those punches missed and were blocked. In the next round Khabib was pretty gassed out

>Card starts at 7:30
Absolutely based

>>tfw haven't shaved, clothes stink of sweat, scare dogs and grandmas by just walking near them
based

So did Jazz Jennings

anyone else find it hilarious how much shit colby talks, 24/7 in every interview ever just non stop shit talking

Stay mad abdula, and keep downvoting. It won't change the fact, that khabitch is dodging WHOLE division of quality wraslers that is closer to his walking weight. Paper legacy, virtue signaling and 1 borefest pillowfistani decision machine fight a year. But you go ahead keep celebrating outwraslin coked up gooby

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Edson Barboza vs. Justin Gaethje
David Branch vs. Jack Hermansson
Josh Emmett vs. Michael Johnson
Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Michelle Waterson
Paul Craig vs. Kennedy Nzechukwu
Sheymon Moraes vs. Sodiq Yusuff

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>GayCheese
>Branch
>Emmett
>KK
>Kennedy
>Sheymon Moraes

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Unequivocally based.

In many ways, Conor had him right where he wanted him.

MJ fucking sucks at featherweight what is he doing? You don’t go down in weight after you get old and flushed.

He lost to fucking Elkins and absolutely robbed that decision from Fili.

Fuck Ray Borg, this fat fuck has missed weight so many times

thanks for letting me know

i agree he doesn't look good at FW, looks like he's lost both the power and speed

Barboza
Branch
MJ
KooKie
Nzechukwugumbo
Moraes

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Just ask your designated Somali cultural enricher

Lmao, how are you not ashamed of showing that, I'm not saying I'm or anyone else here could do better but at least have some decency and limit yourself to the shitpost

Edson
Hermansson
Emmett
Karolina
Kennedy
Moraes

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Masvidal will throw three of four good combos, realise Askren is unheemable and present his neck

Based, But please stop posting pictures of my fiancee

Not matter the context the hair of that nigga will always be subject of laughs

Jon Fitch only has 17 live viewers right now. Hop in, bitch
youtube.com/watch?v=Oid94kJ-dEc

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Why is Cejudo fighting this weekend and what conditioner does he use?

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I just can't even with this shit card

It's because he's got Mexican blood in him. Same thing with Gaethje too.

Was this because that Conor was that good or was Eddie a low level champ? This is the match that made me think Conor could control the distance against Khabib, but looking back on it I can't tell if Conor just lost focus or if Eddie was just a perfect matchup for Conor.

Based

>hey, so, how do we pose in these photos
>just do anything

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Mexicans aren't known to be devastating punchers, though. There are millions of them in boxing and they are known to be tenacious, but not usually KO artists.

conor unironically beats khabib if he doesn't go off boxing after this

>black has hands in the front
>white has hands in the back

like pottery lads

Weak bait.

Eddie was never good. He lost to Cowboy and barely beat RDA.

he wins that cowboy gith 5/10 times

Everyone in the current top 5 beats Cowboy 10/10 times. Except Tony, who is also an overated can.

cowboy would have ran through mcgregor and khabib in the same night

Eddie is a brawler and also a manlet. Easy pickings for Conor

>barely

cringe

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For SURE my man, he got lit up by Toilet Till, but he would absolutely G-G-GADOOOOOSH Conor b.

>He landed a punch
Woah, you sure did prove me wrong there, bucko

oh for sure ngubu bearly beat overeem my guy three peach with a soda

Reem Bless sucked me off in the bathroom and all he wanted in compensation was a pint. What a great guy he is, eh?

Barboza
Hermanson
Johnson
Karolina
Craig
Moraes

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conor barely beat aldo

Ngannou didn't get wobbled multiple times by Overeem

Post active fighters who should probably retire already

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Ideally, how would you like to see schaubs comeback run go? For me? Glad you asked actually. I see him going
>Rothwell
>Arlovski
>Cain
>DC
Not sure if he would defend or just retire as champ

Conduit is infact a meme fighter

Is that a TPWAS reference?

When did RDA wobble Eddie you stupid fucking broke zilch bitch? Get the fuck out of my thread you blithering gunless zero

Tony is overrated but still beats Cowboy

>TPWAS
explain yourself, some of us are over 18

holly barely beat ronda she was a second away from getting tossed and her arm ripped off

>losing to any of these cans
Condit is long gone

three piece with a soda

Hector "The Rectum Rector" Lombard

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sizzling hot take!

I remember when Maia scored the takedown on Condit, Carlos looked right down the barrel of one of the ring cams and you could see him acknowledge his bum status. He's only still around because he's the prettiest of the gay mafia's harem.

Because he has a guaranteed contract you stupid fucking shithead. Get the fuck out of here

What an absolute fucking nigger

best way to get a good contract is to choke on some WME nuts

Have you ever tried saying something nice on Yea Forums? Look at you, with that smug sarcastic comment. I bet you’re grinning ear to ear thinking that, possibly, you humiliated someone today. The fact that you let this breeding ground of negativity get to you means you’re actually weak willed. The strong ones here can be nice to each other in spite of the social norms against it. I really want you to consider that, b.

>7 loss streak
>still "active"

how did this shrimplet beat my man matt hughes twice

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I think he is just waiting to retire on a win. Might take him another five years but he will get it at some point.

Conor was more gassed than Khabib though and lost that round on points

Great strategy

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my boy johnson finna get wrestlefucked by dumbass Emmett

Huh?

>MMA
>Real sport

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>Boxing
>Clean

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What I’m trying to say is that don’t judge a peach by its pit, some munsters can gadoosh you 100%.

Conor's head movement is really fucking good for an MMA guy. None of that landed with full force.

JUSTin via ko 3rd
hermansson via sub 2nd
emmett via ko 1st
waterson via sub 2nd
paul craig via sub 3rd
moraes via ko 1st

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I doubt there is a second fighter in ufc who gets in hit in the bead as much as him and still continues to fight. He has a goat head rn. He is one of those fighters who are too tough for their own good
I am impressed by this too. Gambling is too strong apparently
Pretty much but I doubt he will be able to throw anything. Askren is fast as fuck and he is much bigger than Masvidal. He will make Masvidal work for a half a round and then submit him. There is absolutely no way for him to win. Maybe Yoel will teach him some tricks Idk.
Connor was pretty good when he knew that the opponent won't try to wrestle and he can bully him with his monkey reach. He is a great counter puncher but one dimensional like Gaethje.

have you shadow boxed today, cazzie?

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Alas, this board was a refuge of friendship and kind words before my patronage. It was my overwhelming charisma that afflicted it's inhabitants and changed the tide into darkness and malcontent. Should a man be forsaken for the product of otherworldly influence and tyranny of will? Should a god?

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How do I achieve this mode?

cringe and bluepilled

fighting from a young age and steroids

speak when spoken to, brainlet

Justin
Branch
Johnson

what is the best fighting style?

if dubbies we become the greatest mma nation in the next decade

aggressive wrasslin for the UFC, boxing+TDD for street fights

mma = ma malakat aymanukum

BREAKING
BREAKING
/HEEM/ WILL THE HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO OWN A PORTION OF THE UFC POTENTIALLY LATE THIS YEAR

mmaweekly.com/report-ufc-owners-at-endeavor-expected-to-take-the-company-public-in-late-2019

guillotine is a meme submission, nobody ever gets guillotined from a takedown ever

how many shares are you buying?

how big of a share could heem control? get your life savings ready bros

about 5

i can think of one...

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there are some major players on /heem/

heem is the UFC

looks like bra and panties matches are back on the menu boys

still cringe

Gaethje
Branch
Johnson
Kowalkiwixz
Craig
Yusuff

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Do you need to be American to buy shares of an American company?

Gaethje
Hermansson
Emmett
Karolina
Kennedy
Moraes

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Fuck reem bless

Gaethje
Branch
Emmett
Waterson
Nzechukwu
Yusuff

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the swede didn't pick the wmma fight he put "henry cejudo"

cool picture

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how bad do you think her vagina smells?

STEROIDS

Gaethje
Branch
Johnson
Waterson
Nzechukwu
Yusuff

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Like a dead cat

i don't think anyone has complained about her smelling like shit like they did ronda

>loss the round on points
>great strategy
They were both tired but that was the most tired I've seen Khabib and I think Conor stuffed one of his takedowns in this round. Also all three judges gave this round to Conor

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>one guy a literal drug addict
>the other guy had a seizure trying to cut weight

need 6 of 6 pal

Gaethje
Branch
Emmett
Kowalkiewicz
Nzechukwu
Moraes

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im on it amigo

based

nice Yea Forums pass!

Gay Chi
Branch
Emmett
Krazy Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Bear Jew
Moraes

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its 4channel bud I've never heard of Yea Forums

Gaethje
Branch
Emmet
Karolina
Nzechukwu
Moaraes

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Is that a pissmark?

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>arlovski and overeem are still fighting
at this point they must be driving to the gym and forget where they are

HEEM JESUS

aka

HEEZUS

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>so hydrated he pissed himself

should have peed before the weigh in

Is his eye better? I heard from reports that Conor ripped his eye out and gouged the hole with scissors.

could be worse

defo

Daily reminder that Till today is better than Max was before starting his 13 fight winning streak and ascend to godhood.

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gaethje looks less retarded there

borg has as many fuckups as fights who would trust this guy to be a landscaper

Hid he get his chin destroyed too?

for sure it was Till's Bisping-Hendo moment
till wins the belt and the rematch

Max didn't get knocked the fuck out by bantamweight

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JUST

Are there no more ceremonial weigh ins for non PPV cards now?

its my turn on the xbox

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Thoughts on Kelvin vs Israel?

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Other fighters in the division deserve the title shot more than both of these guys, but ESPECIALLY more than Israel. I hate the hard push that kid is getting.

>kid

anyone else feel sorry for this guy?
he's trying but... no one gives a shit
everyone's mocking him

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He's younger than me, I'm allowed to kid the kid, kid.

i think masvidal does alot better against leon instead of askren

i know but that's not my point bro
leon tries so hard to make some noise
but... none of it is working in his favour

would have rather watched that one than askren wrestlefuck

This but UNironically

Nah, Kelvin deserves it. Israel? Fuck no. Dana kept saying he didn't want to push him yet he did.

It will be Ben getting the take down but not being able to finish, like Jorge and Colby wrestling in the apartment

The great British MMA fans need to rally around their countryman

Barboza
Hermansson
Emmett
Karolina
Craig
Moraes

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who else would fight for an interim

There is too much hype behind Israel and he didn't really faced high level opponents. Silva is far beyond his prime to do anything to him.
Moreover there are questions about his wrestling abilities.
Nah, he is pretty mediocre. I think Masvidal fight is too much for him but it's definitely better than Masvidal x Askren.

They should have let Yoel fight Costa and make Jacare x Gastelum 2

we don't know whats up with costa rn and kelvin just fought jacare

Jacare rematch or throw Yoel in again. Don't care if Bobert has beat him twice

Jacare vs Kelvin, but we already saw that. Luke desu

yoel needs to show he can make 185 before you give him another shot at a belt

luke is coming off a lose and is going up to 205

how many times have you nailed picks, bee? asking for a fiver

>Y-Yoel? No! Not again! Please Mr.Romero, don't beat me up!

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There is nothing wrong with Costa the guy was ready to fight and ufc decide to cancel it and invest into Israel hype train. Moreover Jacare really wants to fight Yoel again because it's a free way to the title shot

I've done it a couple of times, definitely around 5. I also have missed many events from vacation time.

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what do you do for work now that you got fired from town hall? those Yea Forums passes don't pay for themselves.

Yoel can make 185. He was fucked over by the comission nigga

didnt yoel say costa got USADA'd and later 'retracted' it?

>fired
Mayor Campbell passed away so I started assisting my dad.

you picked the exact opposite of my picks, by the way

Will we ever see Costa vs Romero?

Yeah. Neither Yoel nor Costa know why the bout was cancelled. Yoel thought it's because of USADA and Costa lives in Brazil so he doesn't know shit what is happening behind the scenes

Wasn't it cancelled because Yoel was in some reality TV show and thus couldn't be tested?

roidmero BTFO

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Does this look like someone who does steroids guys?

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le usada doesn't disclose it so he can lie lol

he looks like someone that gets KO'd in the first by yoel

Mark Hunt looks good here.

I doubt it. He will fight Jacare. The problem is either on Costa's side or on UFC's but Costa says it's Yoel who pulled out. It's a mess
He is a natty mode now

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>its a mess
Like...a big brown mess?

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This fag is a roided shitter

Why the fuck my man tits are so big like wtf am not even that fat

>Yoel clearly juiced
>haha I LUH JOO!

>Paulo clearly juices
>FUCK HIM! >:( DO YOUR JOB USADA

Check your hormones

Yoel is the lesser of two evils. He is a very humble man unlike Costa.

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Yoel has never, in his entire life, cheated in any way. He has crazy cuban genetics, that is IT.

I want to see Yoel/Costa. Then I want to see Yoel/Costa II but they swap their stacks and cycles

Then Yoel/Costa 3 where both of them are clean. Paulo probably wins that due to his youth. No way Yoel beats anyone without his magic pills.

How do I do that

romero don't knows what fuck shit he says

>flag
Not surprised

neat answer

Tony should have earned enough money to be neet until he dies. He should not be fighting for his brain sake and play vidya all day (like PUBG or Dota 2 ) and be a family man.

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Shut the fuck you retarded zilch

this webm

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how you doing today canelo?

Shut the fuck up you retarded zilch

Go to a doctor and say that you don't feel very well, don't feel yourself horny and your hips and tits became bigger. If you have private institutions you can just google what kind of hormones men usually check and pay for a blood test

How would you feel if your mother hugged the guy who kicked your ass and then tells him he did a good job?

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fine cause im not an insecure fag

I'd probably stop talking to her until one of us died.

kill myself

Luke x Adesanya and the alredy booked Souza x Romero are the fights to make, while kelvin either gets his titleshot back and fights Rob or tryes to get weidman's loss back
Costa has some legal troubles, let him fight the loser of Souza Romero when he is ready
All of this is not gonna happen though, Luke is moving to 205

Can't wait for the heavenly angelic sculpture that is costa to flush the roiding pooel turdero desu

the miami card looks really good

OOO MASSA

alright i lied i am very insecure

I might be a bit racist, but I do think unironically that Tyron's mom has a big heart and is a good person. A lot of warmth and sincerity comes from her, whether her son won or lost she knows how the fight game works and is a class act either way.

Based Tyron's ma, I hope Tyron holds the belt again.

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>I watch mma
have sex

For sure not if a cards coming up, tho

Edson Barboza
Jack Hermansson
Michael Johnson
Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Paul Craig
Sheymon Moraes

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I miss your streams bro. Any chance you'll stream again?

Gaethje
Branch
MJ
Kowalkiewicz
Nzechukwu
Moraes

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Didn't realize DJ and eddie are fighting this weekend. Eddie is going to lose and it will be embarrassing.

so is DJ

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One of you would talk to the others lifeless corpse?

do I have to pay to watch ONE championship or is it streaming for free?

Free on yt

Unlike UFC or Bellator, ONE FC streams it's fights free on youtube.

ONE Championship (ONE) is Asia’s largest global sports media property in history with a global broadcast reach of 2.6 billion potential viewers across 140+ countries. ONE is a celebration of Asia’s greatest cultural treasure, and its deep-rooted Asian values of integrity, humility, honor, respect, courage, discipline, and compassion. With global headquarters in Singapore, ONE Championship currently has offices in Tokyo, Shanghai, Beijing, Bangkok, Manila, Jakarta, and Bangalore. Institutional investors in ONE Championship include Sequoia Capital, Temasek Holdings, GIC, Iconiq Capital, Greenoaks Capital, and Mission Holdings.

ONE has achieved some of the highest TV ratings and social media engagement metrics across Asia with its unique brand of Asian values, world-class athletes, and world-class production. As the world’s largest martial arts organization, ONE features bouts across the full spectrum of martial arts such as Muay Thai, Kickboxing, Mixed Martial Arts, Karate, Silat, Sanda, Lethwei, Taekwondo, Submission Grappling, and more. The ONE Athlete Roster has over 123 World Champions (out of 500+ athletes) across various martial arts disciplines, making it the largest collection of World Champions of any organization on the planet. ONE events are held in the largest stadiums in the most iconic cities across Asia. ONE also has a coveted client roster of blue-chip Fortune 500 sponsors and advertisers, including the likes of Disney, Marvel, LG, Sony, Facebook, Haier, Kawasaki, L’Oreal, Casio, Bayer, Shiseido, and more. With a focus on both martial arts and esports, ONE Championship is Asia’s largest global producer of live sports content for youth and millennials.

Our mission is to unleash real life superheroes who ignite the world with hope, dreams, inspiration and strength.

We are ONE.

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Streaming live and free to over 10 billion potential viewers

Based chinks

AHEM
FUCK DANA
FUCK UFC
AND FUCK WHITE PIGGUS

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name one mma dude that uses silat
fuck you one!

Alright, that's it! I'm switching my personalised UFC Jewellery for some ONE Jewellery now!

I'd give her a nice fucking and remind her who her little man is

GaethCTE
Branch
Johnson
KK
Kennedy
Moraes

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Is ONE or Rizin the NJPW the MMA?

Gaethje
Branch
Emmett
Kowalkiewicz
Nzechukwu
Yusuff

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Is ONE FC (2.6 billion potential viewers) going to buy woodley now?

Elbow GNP in the first minute.

Lads I was checking up Paul Craig on Wikipedia and under "early MMA career", it has this single sentence
>Paul Craig’s head Coach Brian Martin Gallacher took him from no martial arts experience to 8-0 as an amateur. To 9-0 as a pro in the space of 4 years

Brian Martin definitely went and wrote that shit in himself lmao

Brian Martin has the potential to train 10 billion people

>ONE FC streams it's fights free on youtube.

how do they make money user?

By showing commercials to a bigger audience

Has rose made the world a better place

what card had the best women's HW fight?

she doesnt even seem to enjoy being champ

My picks are terrible this time around, I don’t know what I was thinking. Hope some retarded upsets happen tomorrow.

gabi garcia vs. anyone

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Gabi Garcia vs Nunes openweight is the fight

Can she even cut to 205 pounds?

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maycee barber is going to be fat as fuck too she had to stop cutting to strawweight at age 19, and looks fat at flyweight, this is her dad who is supposed to be a martial artist she's got the fat genes

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USADA ruined the UFC

you maycee it or you may not

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anyone picking gaethje has no clue what they're talking about
he looked like shit in the weigh ins. couldn't even lift his arms to flex. arms looking thinner than ever. Meanwhile, barboza looks better than ever

>its another he looked shit at the weigh ins so he's losing fershur episode
When will you guys learn your lesson?

>post yfw tiger schaub dies

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Did you gys know Joe Rogan is now the Heavyweight champion of all media? Alex Jones says so.

youtube.com/watch?v=tsT1TB0nuJM

how a fighter looks during the weigh ins is a key factor in determining their odds

When ONE FC gathers 20 Billion viewers, what will you all say then?

I will bend over and spread my mancunt for the superior mongol penis

No joke, I got into his podcasts if there's an interesting quest. mma or generally. Christakis as the latest.

alex knows how to butter up his guests

i want to grapple Aspen. 100% non-sexual

Looks just like mine

Is he still thinking world titles?

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He's not thinking anything at lately

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that's a big cup...

fukken ell

unit

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he's a big guy

look at the filename retard

>Stipe shook!!! Bet the house on Ngubu lads!!!
>DC mogged!!! Bet the house on Stipe!!!
>C-Conor has Khabib shook lmao!
>M-Max is deleted!!! Ortega will sub him fershure!

>LTG vs Jon Jones in SF5
>LTG vs Jon Jones in MMA
Who wins?

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Would this be related to do nofap?

>tried to commit suicide
>rope wasn't long enough

LTG vs his clone LKL (low key lee)

alex just got through that sandy hook thing with rogan and even formally apologized, and now he just said the father who killed himself this week is a conspiracy. literally the only way to get him to shut up is to ask him if he's a zionist shill

SALAD DODGING

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THIS DUDE JUST DID A 10 HIT COMBO! THIS DUDES DOING STRINGS!

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They literally cant even garner a thousand viewers paying their own tickets

the natty GOAT

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He more or less is

Mmmm.

Fedor should have cut the weight and started doing LHW.

hnnngh

don't question the superiority of ONE gaijin

memekwondo for flashy kicks from range and jew jitsu for suing them after they fuck you up on the ground

i bet she drinks alot

The fuck is this Reddit niggery? Take it to /r/blacktwitter, faggots

t. barnett

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cringe
based

How do you feel when you see this pic? Anger? Joy? Confusion?

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INTEGRITY
HUMILITY
HONOR
RESPECT
COURAGE
DISCIPLINE
COMPASSION

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Theyre not Japanese, they’re Singapore based and promote mostly in Central Asia

He's strong

I need a quote rundown

cringe
based

Toe Knee Fur Guess Son

Dumbass should have checked and pulled the thing out.

*breaks your arm*
Real life superhero!

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Why is it called ONE? Because thats how many viewers they have

unironically pretty good action/mma movie

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i would think she'd be on stimulants with how active she is. jessica clark recently admitted she was getting drunk everyday up until her last fight camp and then she passed out trying to cut weight and the fight was cancelled

because we are ONE

this is the greatest moment in mma history. A fraud with the belt getting embarrassed. This is like when people who wear fake army medals get exposed

id heem u

then again diego sanchez said he was drinking at least a 5th of hard liquor a day and obviously it didn't slow him down

thats just embarrassing, standing alone in a mall pretending to be a soldier

Let the Bingo (Aussie) make the new thread.

khabob

Wait, CB Dalloway is still around? Huh...

Remember when this guy was undefeated in lellator? lol

LTG x DSP and Wingz x ReviewTechUSA
I don't think so. It's a long term process and it should have done the opposite effect if any

...

She looks so molestable.
Illegalizing steroids destroyed sports everywhere.

That guy who knocked out the sumo guy in ufc 1 I think

test

That's a retarded baby.wgaf if it dies, i hasn't developed a personality or anything to be Missed. Onions af